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I haven't had sex this year. You probably haven't

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I haven't had sex this year.

You probably haven't either. Explain why.

I'm introverted. I have bad anxiety, especially socially. I work 40-60 hours a week on a third shift job. I work, sleep and go to the gym. Since I'm third shift, I'm usually at the gym alone, not that I would talk to anyone anyways.

Girls just want guys to talk to them. If you aren't socially retarded and look somewhat reasonable you can fuck most girls.
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It's been 31 days including today since I became single, that's why.

I just haven't had a girlfriend this year yet.
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>>666393587
I haven't had sex since 2013, had a shitty breakup, and just haven't really tried to get anything.
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>>666393587
costs too much, I'd rather fap to internet pron that spend money on bitches
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I had sex this morning with my wife.
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>>666393875
who didn't?
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its been like 3 years since ive been in a relationship
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>>666393933
oh snap
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>>666393587
I'm a fucking loser. I'm introverted as well and I'm pretty damn sure if I were taller I could lose my virginity years ago, mostly because I would have more confidence.
21yrs 5'7
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My current partner is a no good, lying bitch who goes out on a regular basis to see "friends". Don't see why I should go anywhere near her. Situation is complicated, so I'm not going anywhere for a while.
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had sex with ex-gf of 3 years last week, cried like a bitch every night since

>photo unrelated as fuck
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I had sex with my ex, I broke up a week ago but ealierthis year she let me fuck her the ass.
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>>666393587

I'm in a quest to become a wizard, ain't got time for no succubi
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I'm a virgin retard.
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>>666393587
why, because I'm almost you anon
people here rate me 7 to 8/10, I had a 9/10 from a femanon
I'm alone
I'm the best to make "friends" but I have strange shit because of high IQ i'm retarded with emotion, and when I try to have a relationshit the gril just leave fast
they're like "you're nice, adorable it's very cool with you but I can't stay because the way you're"
so I just stop and now I'm alone, and I will be for a long time
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I rarely think about the girls I've fucked.

I obsess about the ones I could have fucked and didn't.

>at girls house
>making out, feeling her ass
>her family is there, a little weird
>getting pretty intense
>she gets off of me
>I'm going to bed, she announces
>I lay on couch a couple minutes
>get up and go home

I didn't realize she wanted me to follow her. That was in like 2008. She's fucked about 100 dudes since then, done a bunch of drugs, like really gross shit like meth and bath salts and I don't even want to bother to try now.

She was hot back then. I think about beta shit I've done like that a lot

>get co worker over
>making out on my bed, dick is diamonds
>she's a little nervous, decide to wait until next time we hang out to fuck her
>She gets back with her ex and I never get to fuck her
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>>666393587
Och mah sheep ran off with mah neighbour Ian MacCulloch
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I only get it on with people who have these.
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That's why I use prostitutes. The good ones are really good, the bad ones are still letting me do dirty things to them. I give them back rubs and cash, they do anything I want. Anything.

Cheaper and way easier than buying clothes, dating, dinner, all for them make you chase them and pretend to like their narcissistic personalities. Fuck that.
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>>666394116
Stop blaming your height. You must be an ugly piece of shit.
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6 years, maybe im gay??
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Ffs get tider get laid. I have one fuck buddy and a submissive slut that come over when I want. Haven't had much time for them with exams and projects. I'm a university student. But my slut is fine with coming and suckling my dick any time any place.
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introverted, traumatized, never go out, don't know what to go do, work graveyard so i'm at odds with just about everyone and i don't have enough confidence to approach women in public anymore, the more i get rejected the deeper into a hole i crawl, it's hard.

i struck out 3 times in 2015, i tried okcupid, had it for like a year or so, didn't get a single message from a woman, couldn't land any dates.
i guess i gave up. continuing to fail and get rejected just seems like insanity to me, but giving up is just as bad.
i try to ask out at least one girl every year, it's about all i can handle to be honest.
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>>666393587
Fell in love with a cunt who doesn't seem to care about me at all. I'm just staying away from the opposite gender until I get my life sorted out. Sex be damned.
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>>666393587
bitches are crazy looking for guys like you all, get social skills and they will come by droves.
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>>666393587
I did but it wasnt anything to brag about
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Im bored of my girlfriend
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>>666395467
"get social skills" doesn't mean a god damn thing, literally, i can't tell what it means.
fighting skill, yes. cooking skill, yes. but what is social skill? is that the ability to talk fast?
i've been lost on that one for a while, i went to school and was social there, but 18 years of school didn't seem to do jack shit, anyone care to explain?
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Girls like confidence. That's the most important thing.

You can be a ripped up monster with a 8 inch dick, but if you sit alone all day it doesn't matter.

That's why goofy looking withers fuck everything. Because they tell everyone they're awesome, so girls are attracted to that.
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>>666393587
Sauce?
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>>666395823
Wiggers, I really hate auto correct
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>>666394116
Join the air force.
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>>666393587
I haven't had sex in more than eight years.

Not a virgin.

Stopped giving a shit a few years ago.
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>>666395823
"Guys im awesome"
bullshit 101. if i had a dollar for every time someone suggested being a liar to get women, i'd have a lot more in savings.
sure, lets all become liars, fuck integrity.
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>>666393587
Had my last sex on 5th of december of 2014.
Licked a pussy on 14th of march of 2015
26 years old, depression, anxiety, personality disorder, I wanna quit this world.
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>>666395788
become a social worker forany charity, just mind your bussines, act like you don´t care, you kno the usual hi, whats up, things like that, by the tie you know some nice girl, will be loking at you, take it from there
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>>666393587
It's been about 2.5 months. I have a full-time job and I'm finishing my degree on the side, so I have limited free time. A bad relationship ending about a year ago completely fucked up my self-esteem and left me incredibly introverted, to the point where I go months between hanging out with people. Except for people at work any my roommate, I don't even talk to anyone anymore, I haven't seen most of my friends in over half a year. I don't meet any new people either, since I work in a restricted-access building (so you don't just run into random people), and my classes are 95% dudes. Such is life.
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>>666394446
>because of high IQ
top kek
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>>666396083
It really has nothing to do with that.


When don't have to be aggressive. They don't have to talk to guys, because guys will talk to them.

Men have to have that confidence. The balls to walk up to a girl and talk shit to her.

Girls can instantly are a lack of confidence and they hate it. Like I always say, girls already have a pussy, they don't want another

>hey...you're so beautiful and perfect
Says the beta pussy while stuttering and staring at the floor

Girls don't want that. Its just sad.

That's why "nice guys" never get laid. It has nothing to do with being nice, they're too beta to be themselves. So they turn into beta kiss asses that will say anything to a girl because they're sad and desperate.
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once again, 6 years, fuck all you whiny bitches
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OP, it's all about just making an effort. I work third shift as a CT tech, and I'm a full-time student. I'm not terribly tall (5'10"), I'm by no means fat, but I'm not exactly in the best shape, and I'm kind of a grumpy asshole, but, I still smash. I smashed four different girls in the last two weeks. I don't even really spend money on girls. Just get tinder, and start swiping. It's like shooting fish in a bucket. By the way, women in their thirties are much more likely to let you hit it. They don't care about the bullshit and just want dick.
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I actually lost my virginity this year
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>>666396809
>hear great things about tinder
>pay for unlimited swipes
>swipe everyone
>90% land whales and bots
>10% of fuckable matches never go anywhere because I suck at communicating

I did manage to fuck two girls off of okcupid in the like five years I've been using it
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I had last sex 1year ago, when I meet with ex and try come back. I move like pussy and been betafag - inviting and pay for everythink and shit happend - still alone.
I cant cautch myself, that is why Im out of society.
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>>666397570
>Catch ...
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>>666393587
I've had sex this morning, and yesterday too. Being married fucking rocks, no matter what idiots tell you.
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Been dating the same girl for 5 years, since we were 16. She's got incredibly bad anxiety and depression and her medication essentially eliminates her libido entirely.

Love her to death, but it's been about 4 months. Last time we did, she winced in pain the whole time and the whole thing was a bust.
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>>666397803
Are You retarded? :)
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>>666397078
You are absolutely correct, my friend. Most are whales or bots. I can tell within the first five minutes of messaging if she's worth the effort. I also had some spectacular results on match.com. Still, I generally keep two around as regulars that I see once a week or so. Just communicate that you don't want anything serious, treat them with respect, be honest, cook for them on occasion, and give them orgasms, and they're like putty in your hands. Ideally, you'll space them out so when one starts asking, "what are we?", you can drop her ass, then still have the other until you can find a suitable replacement.
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>>666396645
>go up to girls and just start talking shit to them
you right man, you so right boo.
could you do me a favor though and stop indenting every sentence? hurts to read and clutters up the thread, thanks chief.
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>>666397899
Dubs so must be true
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Im a 26 year old virgin. I'll be 27 in 6 months. Im gunna be like this forever. I don't know how to change and im too scared to try. I never held hands or kissed either. You guys are lucky to have least experienced something
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>>666398099
Another dubs try dubing
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>>666393587
Well, actually I've had sex quite a lot this year.
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>>666397899
>>666398099
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>>666394738
yep. most certainly.
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>>666393587
back in the 70s when I was 21, I fucked a ton of bitches, I had the confidence to fuck them any time I wanted .one time I totalled my car, so I was on foot, so I traded i girlfriend for the right to used my buddys car, he had the bad cases of anxiety, social awkard, I told my bitch that I needed her to start dating my friend. she did, I had such power over women, by the way her age was 18 and beautiful, I used his car to to date other bitches that I liked, he was white, and all the girls that I fucked and dated were white, I´m mexican, even know I know that if I wanted I could date any girl I want, such is my confidence.
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>>666398308
Just get a hooker for your first time and tell her that you're a virgin. She'll be very accommodating. You don't need to be ashamed, she's a professional. Once you've done it, a lot of the anxiety about sex will dissipate.
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>>666393587
I haven't had sex in 5, almost 6 years. I don't get out very much and I've lost my drive to have sex. Porn does the trick every 3-4 days.
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>>666398453
wanna hook up then?
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>>666393746
This, but I'll go further.

It's been 23 days since my divorce was finalized.
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>>666398396
Thanks You b/ro xD
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>>666393587
i've had sex like once a week this whole year
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Last time I had sex was in October.
Reason I haven't been able to is because I've moved to a new city and all I do is work just now (new business).
I use tinder to chat to girls but I can never arrange follow up dates so it sort of fizzles out.
I'm on the process of setting up a couple dates, the only issue being girls I date hardly ever put out on the first date.
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Coz im russian. Questions?
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>>666398862
No one cares, go kill urself.
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I am at university and even though I am studying computer science I meet lots of nice girls, who aren't the typical cool too good for everyone type.
I live in Berlin so everyone is chilled and what not.
I ain't bad looking, nothing wrong with me, my dick is okay etc.
I haven't even had sex in 2015 and 2016. So yeah. Most of the time I am not interested in investing time to fuck girls. I don't know why.
I might have a girlfriend soon, a girl that I know for 6 years by now, but she had her issues and I had mine. She is pretty awesome, but I am not sure how that relationship will end one day. Maybe because we don't really love each other? We both don't have a very high self esteem. So one of us might run away once that problem is solved.
Nonetheless I still want her as my girlfriend, since shes really cool and I loved her for a great time of my life. If it won't work fuck it, its worth a try.
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>>666398718
With a figure like that, that's a crying shame.
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>>666398991
All is nu'clear.
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>>666393587
Avoidant personality disorder, in college while still living with parents, my face and back have so much acne it looks like Satan threw up on both of them.
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>>666399065
>contribute to thread
>called out for it
Cool
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>>666393587
I fucked twice last night. First time was for about 30 minutes and then we laid there naked and watch z nation. I kept playing with her ass and she said she really liked it.. so I kept going and then ended up pushing her into bed while choking her and pounding her ass from behind. Then we told each other how awesome our sex life is and we fell asleep cuddling with me holding her boob. We have sex very regularly, we try just about anything, we swing if we choose together, we don't swing at all for a while because we're soo fucking happy about our sex life. She is gorgeous and I am a sexy god that is a Marine Vet and makes loads now sitting in front of computers. She lets me do anything I want to her and I am the man if the house whom she respects. It's about not being a pussy, it's about not falling for the idiotic swag/hipster/bitch college persona that so many little tight pants bitches put on. Wake up and do something, someone says your a pussy.. then prove em wrong. Get into fights, learn to take a hit. Live your live with action. Fuck university swaggers.
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>>666393587
2 weeks. Back to being a socially awkward faggot. I had such a spike of extravertness last year, I could chat up any bastard/cunt around. Now I'm all nerdy again, sign of this is I'm posting on fucking /b/.

Sucks, bro
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>>666399323
Just prepare for fail(or just accept this posibility), and do best to get her
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im a 18 yr old hardcore kid that plays bass, runs his own buisiness, has cash and smokes 2 packs a day while being a professional cs go player and having depression(yes i went to a doctor) and i still get pussy atleast once a week
just dont be fagets and go out and fuck them stupid bitches(thats the only thing they are good for anyway)
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because I'm abnormally receptive to the input of others so I unconsciously adapt by mirroring their behavior even though there's an aspect of my psyche that's fully aware this is transpiring.
the fragmentation tends to inhibit my vocal response and stiffin bodily cues until I disperse into embarrassment then recollect in a trance.
basically my nerves get shorted out easily so I'm required to pacify them with alcohol to establish any semblance of emotional connection but it tends to make me more brash and obnoxious than genuinely attentive like I prefer to be.
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I had a 4/10 Fwb who found a better looking guy than me. He is better in every way. I was lucky to have that even. Now I think I'll go hermit mode until I graduate. Too unattractive for anyone anyways
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P.S. i also go to university
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>>666399398
Oh yeah, I'm studying to become a natural pathic doctor.. but not a tofu bitch. I eat lots of meat, even fish heads or anything that someone wants me to try. I don't have flouride in my diet (2000$ filter), I make everything from scratch, I don't go to the doctor, I don't take medications or shots, I drink and smoke (hookah or weed only), I don't eat sugar or drink soda, I eat tons of pumkin, chia, hemp and seeds. I can have sex for an hour if I want. Life is good, I'm happy, and I'm incredibly stable/healthy for having ptsd.
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>>666399536
thanks, thats what I am doing. Never had a girlfriend since I was 14 yo, so it probably is doomed to fail anyways. But why care, nothing mattress anyways. (I am 23yo btw)
The problem I have is, that this girl still (since all these years) has a shitty boyfriend, who she doesn't really love but she doesn't really want to seperate from too. She kinda wants to but doesn't. Difficult to explain. Oh well I talked about that on here in 2010 the first time, I guess...
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Because I'm looking for a wife and not a bootycall.
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>>666393587
>that op pic
You got the rest of her?
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>>666399398
>>666400101
Dubs! .. but the reason I posted this is that I did not get this way overnight. First, if I was scared of something I confronted it head on and tried it over and over again no matter how embarrassing or stupid I looked. I decided giving into trends or caring about the popular shit of now in days (sports, celebrities, idiots, etc..) was a complete waste of time and focused on myself. I focused on turning myself into the human being I wanted to be. I had extremely horrible, gruesome, realistic, nightmares from the age 4 up that I remember like it was yesterday. Did that get me down?? No! I became a God at lucid dreaming and now I see worse things than /b/ has ever conjured in my dreams and it doesn't even phase me at all. I am not shallow, I do what I say I will, and I conquer everything! I've traveled the world and had Hispanic (mostly Nicaraguan), Japanese, Brazilian, and of course my favorite (white American) girls completely fall in love with me and even 2 girls beg me to marry them. But I'm all about preserving my race and left those girls until I found the right beautiful white girl that respects me and understands I'm not like so many of the bitch men that let wemon walk all over them now in days. I will tell a woman to shut her mouth if she's getting illogical and stupid. Fuck Marxism, fuck you bernie babies! Be a man, stand up, and TAKE what's yours. Only way to do anything. My advice.
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>>666396645
>They're too beta to be themselves
They are being themselves, they are betas and that's why they don't get pussy. I agree that confidence is the key. They should ask a girl out like it's something they do every day, but in conversations concentrate on asking questions. Make the grill do the talking.
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>>666399398
>>666400101
>>666401315
Last pieceof advice... if you actually are looking for a relationship instead of a booty call then you need to stop looking. Do what you want, get out and fo the things you are interested in with groups. Search harder then ever to find something social that you love and naturally you will run into someone that loves the same things as you.
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Cuz my gf doesn't turn 18 till September
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im 9
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>>666402662
underage b&
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Well I haven't had sex ever kek

Didn't have any confidence when I was younger so I barely talked to girls. In recent years I think I've had some opportunities but now I'm a 22 year old virgin and I almost feel like it's too late
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> have a gf
> she's very nice
> has zero libido
> 15 fucks given in '15
> last time was before Xmas
> on the verge of break up

what do guise???
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>>666393587
I've a gf from 5 years now, but we're always arguing and she isn't happy anymore.. She don't want me next to her and sex whit me is the last thing she'd do by now.. I don't know what to do and i can't make her happy.. What wuold you do?
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>>666394446
After you grow some chest hair and stop giving a fuck about them, they'll come flocking.
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>>666393587
komm endlich ins ts jeff
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>>666403123
Have you been listening to me rant on to my godly features??? Jesus, it's never to late. Reach down, grab your balls, grunt, and then determine your next step which is to be a godamned man and get the fuck out there. Wemon don't frolic to men who ask for sex, wemon go for men that makes the wemon theirs. Go and fucking tell her that you are taking her on a date and where you guys are gonna go and the fun that you'll have... then kiss her without asking.. but at the opportune moment. Then show her where the godamned penis goes. Have fun, take your time, play with, touch, and explore her. You don't have to get nervous snd just poke your dick in right away. She wants youto put your penis in her mouth, you make the moves. Wemon oike it when you lead. Show them you know how to without asking questions.
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Must bang wife at least once every couple of days or she turns into a huge bitch. To me, it's more or less maintenance.

I had 2 one-nighters at 19 and then got with my current gf of 12 years (not her, the relationship, you sickos).
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>>666393587
I haven't had sex in a week
girlfriend is on her period
I'm not into blood on my cock
Will have sex when she stop bleeding through her cum hole
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>>666404286
Shit, mine gets WAY hornier than her already horny baseline when she's raggin'. I just sack up and stick it in, whatev.
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>>666404286
wow what kind of idiot are you? sex on the period is great...
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>>666404709
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>>666393587
haven't had it for 3+ years, stopped counting. im 28 now. i realized that my previous relationships weren't the kind of relationships i really wanted, and that i needed to change before i could truly try again. focussed on what i really wanted in life, got my first "real" job, in comparison to what i did before, learned a bit about buddhism and hinduism. basically, i want to be a more centered person so i can feel like i have something to offer to my next partner
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way too stressed about my future to be capable of normal social interactions, i've also convinced myself i don't even care, so i don't try.
When i'm not working, i'm either out with some friends to smoke a blunt or drink a few beers, or at home browsing 4chan and playing shitty vidya.
I am so...so afraid.
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>>666393587
human of technology of machines...
machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...
...body muscle movement of tensing/slackening.
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technology: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles.
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>>666405929
Thank you for these nice webms
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>>666406069
no worries
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>>666403318
i've had that prob myself. sadly, it's very hard to tell beforehand if you're sexually compatible on the long term. you can either try talking to her about it, but chances are high that you'll just make her feel pressured and unhappy. breaking up is probably your best option, just don't make the sex the reason, even if it might be the truth. let her down gently
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>>666406389
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check thread

boards.4chan.org/b/thread/666406058

make an attribute to this person who died
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>>666393587
I've only had 31 days, jeez, you cunts are impatient.
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>>666405787
What the fuck? Story?
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>>666394290
why did you two have sex
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its been about 6 months for me, since my ex cheated and left. 20yr. pic not related
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>>666406486
>>666406058
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>>666406469
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>>666394116
You would be a virgin either way
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>>666393587
i never had a gf or even talked to a girl longer than 5 min

im fat and anti social
if im talking with someone the start and the end are always awkward idk how to start a conversation or end it

after work i go home and play video games
but in the interweb i have a alterego he is strong and alpha but in the rl im just a loser

even my english is fucked up

im german btw
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Because the only girl I love lives in another country and I probably won't see her for a long time, if ever. Fuck other girls, she's the only one I care about.
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>>666406785
yeah I have the same problem. She might be my girlfriend soon though, so keep your head up, nothing is impossible
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>>666406934
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>be 20 year old virgin
>probably virgin for life
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Had sex with fiance just before she went to sleep last night. Usually get it once or twice a day
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>>666406818
Mildly kekd
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>>666393587
>explain why

Complex relationships with high emotional stakes frighten me
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>>666407145
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>>666406454
I've actually had a talk with her about all things that are not going so well between us, and I did mention this problem (as I have in the past) here as well. "I'm just not into it as much as guys are", was her response.
My intention was to break up with her, but I just couldn't... She said she'd really do her best... Now let's just hope, it's all I can do.
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>>666393587
i dont know why, op. its not due to lack of trying. im even looking for chubby chicks. i work 24/7 it feels like so, i cant go out and socialize. im on okc, tinder, CL, etc looking for a hookup and not one woman is interested...besides black chicks, and nty, not into beastiality.

give a average looking bro with a average looking face some hints?
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>>666393587
In theory, you only need one woman, just claim her, make her yours, you dont need a harem.

When i was a lot younger i thought i was going to be married by the the age i am now, just keep working at it OP, youll get there
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>>666407221
thats it for now, no more webms for you people
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>>666394476
i know this feel
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>>666407380
>lost
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I had sex last friday with a random chick i met at a bar. And for new year i had a treesome with two dutch chicks.
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>>666407581
I never understood friction welding. Why not just weld it traditionally? I mean friction welding is so much work, and it looks shit afterwards
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>>666393587
Ive had countless girlfriends that ive been with in the last several years. Its not hard. It isn't even about talking. Its the subtle silent things you can do. Hand on the leg is a start, break that barrier and you're home free.
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OK, here it goes: I'm uncircumsized, I drink a lot every day, I'm antisocial, I hate myself, I do drugs regularly, I'm short, I don't know how to dress well, I'm kinda bisexual, I'm afraid to fail in life yet I don't do a thing about it, I'm unfit and I haven't been to a dentist in like 3 years.
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>>666397894
Is your girlfriend me ?
I've had the same issue with my boyfriend because I have approx 0 libido anymore.
I solved it by stretching my ass out a lot so he can just fuck that. Anal works if you have no libido because you don't have to be turned on or wet. You just need some lube and you can go at it.
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>>666393933
Dubs speak truth
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>>666407936
All i can think of it's is that it's much stronger, only an assumption, that seems logical, but i have no knowledge in working metal.
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>>666405582
That kid is gonna drown in pussy when he gets older, he is already a pro at maniplulation.
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>>666407953
I forgot this existed, thanks anon.
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>>666405857
Are you me
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>>666405857
Me too anon. I understand.
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>>666405582
blue shirt is a total faggot
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>>666393587
you still here OP? if so, ill give my advice, though its probably already been given in some form or another
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weed fucked my social skills completely
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Socially retarded - that's all it takes.
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>>666408475
>>666408596
A lot of people i know are in the same situation, but we don't talk about it, we pretend we are strong and content, because dads and granddads raised us to be men, and when we'd bitch, we'd get slapped, or worse, ignored. We can work hard as fuck, but when it comes to putting anything to risk, we make up shitty excuses, because we are frightened if it'd get just a little bit worse than this we'd do ourselves in.
Could've been great people if not for the fucking peer pressure.
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Well, for some reason, it's fufkin difficult just to make friends. A grill I know told me with utmost certainty that I'm introverted, which isn't an excuse either.
I'm not good at making conversation out of the blue, and having facial piercings (yes, plural) doesn't strengthen my case.

I figured maybe if I could talk to an average grill form my college then I wouldn't get emotionally invested and get the weird creeps I get from girls when I actually like them (my body just NOPEs in advance when I like someone. go figure).
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>>666409595
I do the same.
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>>666409595
Quite the contrary for me anon. If I bitched out of everything nobody would care and they'd pressure me to do some sort of bitchy social work. However 4chan has really fucked over all the "normal" feminine things for me. Currently I'm the ceo of a small tech company and I make about 800k a year. I live alone because no guy will date a girl that's smarter and makes more than them. I'm constantly worried about my job and the company. Even on days off I still do some amount of work. I'll probably die alone and that's ok. I've come to accept that I can't handle a relationship. Hell, ahha, the only person Ive ever had sex with was my first boyfriend at 16.
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>>666398706
This, but we can go further

19 days since my wife died
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>>666393587
I broke up with my gf last October and haven't looked for a new grill yet. But know I fancy a shag
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I have but not that great TBH, the wife is preggers now. Fapping is easier and pretty much better ATM.
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>>666410605
yer full of shit. I love women who are smarter than I am. Idgaf about how much money a woman makes either. If you live in fl and arent black, lets get together. p.s. im a 26 yo virgin.
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>>666410113
making friends isn't hard. Look for people who you would trust and who aren't completely different in comparison to you.
Talk to them about stuff, after a while talk to them about what is going on in your life, like you feel depressed, you like that political party for that reason, whatever is going on in your mind. Be honest. Don't talk about how you embarrassed yourself in highschool or fucked your sister, more about your problems and feelings right now. Don't do too much at a time, but do it regularly. By now they should also talk about their stuff and you get to know each other on a good level.
You can now trust them even more, call them at night if you have a stupid problem, feel like killing yourself or whatever.
Friends are about sharing what you feel, and most people don't even do that with their friends so this is a very good way to give them an outlet that everybody needs anyways.
You can do this with women and men, just make sure it doesn't get awkward, which could happen. If it happens just try with someone else, some people are just assholes or broken, everybody has different problems.
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>>666410815
this but i can go further
5 days since i've died
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>>666394290
story pls
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>>666410605
>>666411023

I agree with this. Looks are great and do matter but eventually you do have to carry on a conversation. A lot of chicks are dumb as tar. I like an intellectual woman. The problem with you might be just what makes you successful. The traits that let you succeed so well in business may make you generally insufferable to be around. Many famous CEO types are borderline narcissistic sociopaths.
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>>666393587
last one nite stand i had (maybe 3, 4 months ago now?) was so demoralizing i went bicurious and jfc there truly is a lot required to be a faggot

in an ironic twist of fate guys are more judgmental about looks than girls (shocker) plus i dont know anybody/cant talk about it to anyone i know irl

and yeah OP just realize theyre games to b played and youll b fine. fall in love with a girl anyway knowing that just to see that inseparable experiential gap between the sexes
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i haven't because i am 14 XD
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>>666411539
I am going to try faggot stuff too, not sure when but I will try.
Reason: Its exciting and excitement is awesome, excitement is best.
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>>666393859
Ah I'm whith this guy
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haven't bothered to get laid in 5 years.

lost all interest in girls, I don't find it interesting to talk to them.
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>>666405908
so on that logic what do you think about pepto bismol? (serious inquiry)
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>5'5"
>no confidence
>pretty sure I have Asbergers or some mild form of autism
>would rather stay at home than do nothing than meet new people


It fucking sucks
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Me and GF haven't had time, or people have been in. It sucks knowing you COULD be having sex, but you're not.
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>>666411961
you can always have sex. Just do it on the toilet or whereever.
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>>666412111
Go for a walk in the woods. Fucking outside is pretty fun.
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>>666393587
Just this year i have fucked 2 ex's and two other chicks i met on tinder.
Fucking beta males
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>>666411711
thats something ive noticed too. i've fucked plenty of girls and had plenty of relationships, long and short, casual and serious, but the idea of my boycrush... just to hold his hand, his hair, to look into his eyes and jesus, to imagine his thin, toned body - its more than diamonds, its actual sexual, romantic excitement, more than i've felt with any woman. i feel so much more alive thinking of the right guy than i do of the right woman
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>>666393587
2 years or more

And because I'm awkward and just focus on making music. I just decided not to bother with people last year and I've generally been happier. I do wonder whether I might be autistic sometimes.

Also I had a stroke in 2014, so what little game I had went to shit because ~1/8 of my brain is dead.
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>>666393587
I'm extroverted, confident but not cocky and decent looking guy. Gf of 2 years and mutual female friend of ours that we occasionally have threeways with, she's a little bit in love with me but my gf doesn't mind or feel threatened.

4 years ago I was fucking scared of girls talking to me, going outside was a mess and don't forget being socially retarded.

And for those who think I'm lying, what the fuck do I gain from lying on an anonymous image board?

Just felt like mentioning that I crawled out of the shithole most of you guys are in.
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>>666412471
Thats probably because its something unusual. I think that women and men are basically the same, I can love both and have sex with both, whatever. But never did anything with a man, not since puberty at least, and that was awkward.
I have never been in love with a male though, but I have been in love with one girl.
I wish I would fall in love more often.
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>>666393587
It's been ten hours for me

I know the feeling /b/ro
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Fiancee's been having bad abdominal pains since a few days before New Years and doctors aren't sure what the deal is yet, naturally with her pain she hasn't wanted to fuck. Given me some head here and there to compensate but god damn I miss the pussy.
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>>666412900
checked.
fuck off with your 9fag level of trolling.
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I'm asexual so I don't need it. I've fapped about 50 times already this year.
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>>666393587
Not in a week, gf's grandmother is dying and she had to go without me because her parents only want family there.
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>>666393587
My wife had a hysterectomy in November. She's literally dead inside and so is my sex life
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>>666394446
>because of high IQ
Son i think you might have autism.
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>>666393587
just 69 her and start toungueing her asshole
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>>666413113
>I'm asexual so I don't need it
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>>666393587
I fucked this woman on Monday night. She's about an hour drive away and she lives with her parents. Neither of us want to baby at her parents places and I'm not about to drive 4 hours so we can bang (she doesn't drive at all). So we fucked in a motel room that she paid for. She's fat though so not exactly a major feat, but worth mentioning compared to getting nothing.
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>>666412683
As soon as you and your girl split you will be back in that hole. Confidence stripped away and unsure of yourself.
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>>666412960
Get ready to move to the parenthood anon.
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>>666393587
i have had sex this year.
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>>666413020
You need to relax buddy, stress will kill you.

You should get laid or something.
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Heh, that reminds me my last sex happened like year and 4 months ago.
I am not really social type of guy, I don't talk much and I am quite nervous and awkward around girls (if I am not slightly drunk). Also I am quite fat (195 cm/97 kg), so that doesn't help with my current situation or confidence.
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>>666393933
Must admit I liked that reply haha
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>>666413405
She's not pregnant lol
That was the first thing we checked.
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>>666405787
She must've hit 88 miles per hour
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>>666413218
Would proposing when she gets back be a good or very bad idea?
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>>666393587
>>haven't had sex this year
>>Jan 31
Try not shitposting on /b/ for 31 days, faggot.
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I'm slightly introverted when it comes to talking to girls I have a romantic interest in. I'm much better at making friends, which is usually how it starts out. I haven't had a relationship in almost 3 years, and every date I've been on and girl I've perused since then hasn't ended favorably. Now I work nights and aren't in school anymore because I need to make some money, so I have almost no chance to meet people. Online dating is shit, too.
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>>666413349
Yeah, I can't see the appeal, I don't have any sexual attraction. Though, I still need to release myself.
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>>666413382
yep, I'm prepared for that. Though the chances of that are pretty low b/c I chose the low maintenance, thinks I'm better than her type.
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>>666413583
Plus also I somehow assume that every new person I meet automatically hates me and thinks that I am useless idiot, which is even more getting to me at my new job, where I don't know everything like those guys that are there like a year or so.
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>>666393859
This. Shit can really make you not give any fucks
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There is no secret to sex or getting laid, the better YOU are, the better chicks you'll get.

IF you are groomed, wear clean well fitting clothes, shaved, fresh hair cut, nice shoes at the very list you can bang an obese black girl. It may not be what you want but it's something.

Once you learn to be better, dress better, be smarter, be more fun to be around and constnatly grow you can work your way up to a QT white girl who isn't obese.

work on yourselves, if you want a short cut then just go on backpage.com and get a hooker, look up reviews first before calling one up.
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I havent in 3 years. Lived abroad for a bit and used to be a real stud too, moved in with a Russian chick who was fucking nuts, tried to beat me with brooms n' shit and got to a point where she pulled a knife on me. I didnt sleep while she was at home just incase. Got the money together, hidden from her and moved out of the country again.

She even contacted my home countries friends to try and find where I was and asked if she could stay with them to find me.

She didnt. thankfully.
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>>666394446
When you can only ever hang out with a girl for a week and then the luster of you being really smart and nice wears off. I know the feels
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>>666414307

Forgot to mention, this put me off women entirely. That with the constant Feminism threads on 4chan has kept me away from them.
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>>666414307
what? sounds like you were living the dream. got any pics of her? I'll gladly take her bro.
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>>666393587
>explain why
Not close to any womyn right now, and uni hasn't started back up yet so there's no reason for me to leave my room to go vag hunting.
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>>666412788
some of it is the Exotic, sure, but youll have to take my word when i saw its more out of values. men and women are far from the same -- while guys aren't a perfect half, loving girls has always been a game of catch-up or boredom. because of society, the majority of them are simply encultured differently and our interests have always been divided by that gap. and its not like i havent tried - but any of the women i've ever found interested in philosophy, law etc i'm sad to say were shit at it or without passion for the things theyre into. one of them even lied that they were into those things and only told me when we were well over a year into the thing! -- and im not autistic so i didnt care so much that it was a dealbreaker, but after the relationship ended it was clear that was bullshit. plus, as a result, the excitement is gone

tl;dr plato was right girls will only ever measure up to 80% of a man, sometimes theyre better, but only by deficiency on the male end - also give me cute philosophy boy 8[
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>>666414449
a tru fucking neanderthal
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>>666393587
I've been with my gf for about a year now, after breaking her out of an abusive 5-year relationship. And she's terrified of any sexual contact, boob-touching included. We're both virgins, the farthest we've gotten is dry humping.
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Sometimes it feels like you have to either become trans or get with a trans or just give up...
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>>666406517
Nerve gas
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My car got stolen and I lost my apartment. If I really wanted to get laid I could. But I decided to go back to playing Dota on my computer.
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No sex yet this year. Busy with grad school. Few girls in my classes I could fuck. One is straight up crazy and not trustworthy. One is fuck ugly. One is Korean, probably would have to date to fuck, but considering it.

The real problem though is that before Christmas I went on a date with my friend's sister. Fine ass dance instructor, also valedictorian, so smart. Date was awesome. Talked for like six hours. Fuck yes! A week later she decides to go to grad school in a different city and doesn't want to date since she'll have to move away. Sucks, but I get it. I've done long distance before, never again. Hard to date new girls now because not many girls are on the same level as last girl I dated. Can't lower my standards.
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>>666393587
In a long distance relationship with gf. Going there on spring break. I'm so horny jfc. Thinking about asking her for a video of her stripping but she's such a prude
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>>666393587
I had sex on Thursday. Get your lazy ass up and find some pussy, bitch.
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>>666415868
Cant lower my standards...
Maybe you should consider that "fucking your hand" is lower than a 6/7 girl
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