So yea 19yo virginfag here, gonna have my first time today
any advice besides its lower than you think and salty milk and coins?
Tease the fuck out of her. Don't stick it in right away, feel her thighs (inner is best) and give it time, slowly (SLOWLY) make your way to her crotch. I'm talking like 5-10 minutes here. If you're eating it, lick up her thighs slowly. Her thighs are magical and will get her wet as fuck. Also, don't just focus on her pussy. Feel her all over. Be all over her.
Also if you're eating her out, put a pillow under her butt. Easier angle.
lube ? LUBE? HAHAHA
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>Eyo Gurl Spit oN My Dickk oR Elsse Im >GonNa gEt mY RiFle out AnD Protect Mah >FreEdoms
>girl spits on dick in disgust
>ameritard starts shouting "USA USA USA USA"
Don't do it bro! I am a 39 year old virgin who lives at home with his mom. But it's okay, you don't have to have sex. you can wait. I've waited a very long time, and you know what, I'm better for it. no child support, no alimony, no stds, no aids, no thing. sure, i have cried because of lonliness,but that's just your biology playing tricks on you. thankfully i have plenty of friends that regrets having kids and ex wives. okay, there are a few who are happily married with even one or two that has wives that are, brotier. in fact ten to fifteen, if memory serves, has brotier wives; i kid you not, they're that cool and these couples are inseparable. but they're in the minority, i'm sure.
so be like me, fap and cry yourself to sleep and when you need some time away, go on a business trip to another state, and when off from that days, meetings and consultations, return to your hotel room, take off pants and fap for the entire weekend, returning to your state on Sun, back to work by Monday.
Hmm, I guess I have never really thought of it that way. Does saying the phrase "salty milk and coins" before intercourse give you an almighty erection or when performing cunnilingus, he should just picture a glass of milk with salt and coins inside for closure?
being a virgin is so awsesome though. smelled stink pussy before too. co worker had the stink pussy because of yeast infection. she was absolutely disgusted with herself. i wanted to smell it and stick my finger in it and put some in a vile to sniff and fap to. was afraid to ask because then she'd say i was raping her or something.
knew a guy, a country bloke who at 27 wanted to lose his v-card. went to a party and found a skank who was willing to aide him in that regard. yeah, she did, and he died two years later.
moral of the story, wear a condom, every time.
or you can be like me, 39 years of age and sex free.
This is good advice.
Condoms + lube a good idea.
Don't be too self-conscious or too focused on "we have to do this." If things go south or the mood isn't right, wait till you get the right mood. You don't want to stress during something that should be fun for both of you. Relax and have fun.
Don't be afraid to use your hands before hand. Clitoral stimulation plus foreplay and making sure she's wet will make things better on both of you.
Communicate often, and make sure you are both comfortable.
Lastly, have fun!
My story is the exact opposite, and I am not saying this to boast.
First time I had sex:
>start with a movie in her family room
>start making out
>pull her top off
>she's begging for me
>carry her to bedroom
At this point, I'm fucking diamonds
>take off all of our clothes
>slip on condom
>try penetration in different positions for 5 minutes
>finally pop the cherry, relatively painless for her
45 minutes pass...
>can't work up enough steam to ejaculate
>she's dripping wet still, has had multiple orgasms
>I eventually get tired and give up
It sucked man. I'm glad she was happy with it and all, but I couldn't bring myself to finish. I wasn't able to finish with her until she gave me a blowjob in the shower a few weeks later.
providing she/he hasnt been fucked by 11miles of cock, youll probably cum pretty quick. my advice is to jack it, 4 hrs before. also go doggy first, less chance to fumble and fuck it up, also easy to find hole(s).
Important note, DO NOT just fucking go to town on that little thing straight away.
It's really sensitive, it will not feel good.
Touch it from over the skin flap thingy above it
even if she was fucked by 11 miles of cock you will cum pretty quick as a virgin (unless you have death gripped your dick).
also depending on your libido 4 hours might be too long. If I was giving that advice to a 19 y/o version of myself who hasn't had sex yet it would be to jack it about 45 min to an hour before if possible.
Abandon all tactics and allow yourself to be absorbed by her natural rhythm.
Hold no expectations for how it should occur because they detract you from appreciating every aspect of her being in the present moment.
If you trust yourself fully, you'll discover that you already know exactly how to please her.
SO GO POUND THAT COOCH BRO YEAH
I let my gf fist my ass. Prize was access to her own butt hole. holy shit, I'm not saying that vaginal is bad because it definitely isn't, but the feeling inside ass is even better.
don't be nervous man. it's nothing at all to be nervous about and EVERYONE is nervous their first time. also, it's the greatest thing on earth once you're in. if things take a while to start happening enjoy the slow ride. if things happen super fast and you shoot your load spend the next hour licking every inch of her. either way, enjoy. and don't be nervous.
First of all, stay calm. Don't rush. Make sure to make out, kiss her everywhere. Slowly lick the nipples, then suck on them. You'll know she likes what you do by the way she looks at you and breathes. If you get her horny enough you can fuck her slowly at your own pace so you don't cum instantly. Again, don't rush an don't worry about how long you last. It doesn't matter right now and you'll get better in a matter of weeks.
"Salty Milk" refers to an old vicki pthc video you newfags.
translation - it's from the most famous pedo video of all time where the dad asks vicki what his cum tastes like and she goes hmmm salty milk
To further corroborate the original meaning of salty milk, only one person makes the actual connection in the originating salty milk and coins thread
It is literally a phrase taken from a child porno film
sometimes you eat the bait
sometimes the bait eats you