So yea 19yo virginfag here, gonna have my first time today any

>>666364370
i giggled

Both of you should piss afterwards to prevent any possibility of developing a UTI.

Don't wrap it and don't pull out

>>666364370
condoms and lube
lots of condoms .. and plenty of lube

Get off of here before our virginity rubs off on you and curses you with betaitis.

if its her first time, don't make her be on top

Tease the fuck out of her. Don't stick it in right away, feel her thighs (inner is best) and give it time, slowly (SLOWLY) make your way to her crotch. I'm talking like 5-10 minutes here. If you're eating it, lick up her thighs slowly. Her thighs are magical and will get her wet as fuck. Also, don't just focus on her pussy. Feel her all over. Be all over her.

Also if you're eating her out, put a pillow under her butt. Easier angle.

>>666364370
It's impossible for a girl to get pregnant the first time you have sex with her.

>>666364370

if shes not disgusting, lick her and get her wet before putting it in, it will feel better for both of you

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>>666364370
>salty milk and coins

>>666364493
Yeah man sex with condoms is fucking terrible only raw is worth it

Get her to fist your anus. Bitches love that.

>>666364370
The girl being in pain the first time has more to do with how wet she is and the angle you go in at.

19. Fuck dude. Your behind

>>666364660
Also helps if the girl is on top. If the girl is on top she can't get pregnant because gravity.

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AYY LMAO

>>666364734
Seems like you're behind in other aspects of life.

>>666364478
Actual advice from /b/ - who would have thought :^)

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>>666364794
AYY LMAO

>>666364617
not her first time, she has a child. does that change anything? like vagina size or something?
idk

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>>666364660

>>666364370
bags of sand, friend, bags of sand

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>>666364567
lube ? LUBE? HAHAHA
Fucking Cut Faggot
>Eyo Gurl Spit oN My Dickk oR Elsse Im >GonNa gEt mY RiFle out AnD Protect Mah >FreEdoms
>girl spits on dick in disgust
>ameritard starts shouting "USA USA USA USA"

>>666364370
what the fuck is salty milk and coins?
>inb4 virgin detected
also
>lower than you think?
you never seen porn?
also good luck /b/rah

>>666364995

>>666364794
AYY LMAO
>AYY LMAO
AYY LMAO
>AYY LMAO

>>666364921
Yeah. It means you dump the coal burning whore and stop being a little cuck

>>666364567

Lube? Wtf? If you know how to get the girl in the mood there's more need for some towels than lube.

>>666365027
>what the fuck is salty milk and coins?
vagina taste.

>>666365027
>salty milk and coins
Hes referring to the smell of unwashedpussy.

>>666364370
Your gonna pop out by accident. And before you get that about to cum feeling slow down a bit and you'll last twice as long

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>>666364794
AYY LMAO

>>666365121
The ass doesn't self-lubricate, idiot.

>>666364370
Yeah, don't cum.
My first time I was at our for a good 3 hours and still didn't finish. Had dark purple and yellow bruises that lasted two weeks.

>>666365132
This is so disturbing...

>>666364370
don't focus on making it "perfect" or anything like that, it'll be awkward and weird the first time

have fun!

>>666364370
Don't pull a face when the stink of her pussy hits you. You'll ruin the mood.

>>666364370
Don't do it bro! I am a 39 year old virgin who lives at home with his mom. But it's okay, you don't have to have sex. you can wait. I've waited a very long time, and you know what, I'm better for it. no child support, no alimony, no stds, no aids, no thing. sure, i have cried because of lonliness,but that's just your biology playing tricks on you. thankfully i have plenty of friends that regrets having kids and ex wives. okay, there are a few who are happily married with even one or two that has wives that are, brotier. in fact ten to fifteen, if memory serves, has brotier wives; i kid you not, they're that cool and these couples are inseparable. but they're in the minority, i'm sure.
so be like me, fap and cry yourself to sleep and when you need some time away, go on a business trip to another state, and when off from that days, meetings and consultations, return to your hotel room, take off pants and fap for the entire weekend, returning to your state on Sun, back to work by Monday.

>A Y Y L M A O
>Y
>Y
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>>666365148
Hmm, I guess I have never really thought of it that way. Does saying the phrase "salty milk and coins" before intercourse give you an almighty erection or when performing cunnilingus, he should just picture a glass of milk with salt and coins inside for closure?

Turn off any distractions like TV, phones, etc.

If you cant cum in 15-20min, dont be ashamed to just stop. It just gets worse from there.

>>666364493
>>666364674
agreed. 1st time you have sex it should be 100% natural, at least for the 1st few mins

How do I lose my virginity before I turn 20 and get butthurt like Elliot Roger.

>>666364370

Is he/she a virgin too? If not let them take the lead.

>>666365121
Op a virgin fam. He's like John snow, knows nothing and acts dead

>>666365427
being a virgin is so awsesome though. smelled stink pussy before too. co worker had the stink pussy because of yeast infection. she was absolutely disgusted with herself. i wanted to smell it and stick my finger in it and put some in a vile to sniff and fap to. was afraid to ask because then she'd say i was raping her or something.

>>666365257

>Implying that the girl is gonna let him fuck her up the ass the first time

Wizard detected

>>666364370
Deal with the fact that it will likely be bad, because it won't be later
First time I had sex, it took forever to get hard and then I came as soon as she slid onto it

>>666365682
Maybe if you don't got game.

>>666365549
knew a guy, a country bloke who at 27 wanted to lose his v-card. went to a party and found a skank who was willing to aide him in that regard. yeah, she did, and he died two years later.

moral of the story, wear a condom, every time.

or you can be like me, 39 years of age and sex free.

>>666364691
wtf does that have to do with anything itt?

>>666364370
Lot of foreplay and i'm not talking about some 5 minute play. (If she's a Virgin too)

>>666365121
spit in hand
coat dick head
enter slowly

>>666364370
also OP here, dick is 16 cm long and like 13cm width. is that ok?

I wish I'd never had sex. Now I have a wife.

>>666364370
I got some advice for you, Anon.

I'm almost 22, handholdless, kissless virgin.

That is all. I need to start studying some fucking Alchemy.

>>666365819
Died of what? A car accident?

>>666365760
>wizard confirmed

>>666365269
cause you're fat and can't fuck?

>>666365121
... That's really not a blanket rule. Chicks on the pill can have dryness as a side effect.

>>666366047
probably a train explosion

What's with you faggots and your lube?

I never ever had need of that. Can't you get your girl wet or what's your problem?

6.25" long and 5" girth? yeah you are slightly above average, you will do fine.

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>>666364794
Ayy lmao

>>666366250
I use lube sometimes
>For putting it in her butt
Also never tried jerking off with lube until she did it, fuck it's awersome

as a grand master wizard i can assure you the best skill to focus on is cooking

NO CONDOM!!! Smoke some opium before so you don't cum after 2seconds

>>666364794
Ayy lmao

But I have a question though, where are his triceps? He only does biceps? What a lazy prick.

>>666364794
AYY LMAO

>>666364478
This is good advice.

Condoms + lube a good idea.

Don't be too self-conscious or too focused on "we have to do this." If things go south or the mood isn't right, wait till you get the right mood. You don't want to stress during something that should be fun for both of you. Relax and have fun.

Don't be afraid to use your hands before hand. Clitoral stimulation plus foreplay and making sure she's wet will make things better on both of you.

Communicate often, and make sure you are both comfortable.

Lastly, have fun!

>>666365760

Wizard confirmed

LOL WIZARD CONFIRMED JAJAJA

Fuck off.

The hole is lower then you think.

>>666366047
>>666366205

pneumonia.

>>666365721
My story is the exact opposite, and I am not saying this to boast.

First time I had sex:
>17
>start with a movie in her family room
>start making out
>pull her top off
>she's begging for me
>carry her to bedroom

At this point, I'm fucking diamonds

>take off all of our clothes
>slip on condom
>try penetration in different positions for 5 minutes
>finally pop the cherry, relatively painless for her
>missionary position

45 minutes pass...

>same position
>can't work up enough steam to ejaculate
>she's dripping wet still, has had multiple orgasms
>I eventually get tired and give up

It sucked man. I'm glad she was happy with it and all, but I couldn't bring myself to finish. I wasn't able to finish with her until she gave me a blowjob in the shower a few weeks later.

>>666366789
this is actually true

>>666366789
*than

>>666364370
Find the clit.
Work the clit.
Take it easy, it's gonna take her alot longer than it's gonna take you.

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>>666364370
providing she/he hasnt been fucked by 11miles of cock, youll probably cum pretty quick. my advice is to jack it, 4 hrs before. also go doggy first, less chance to fumble and fuck it up, also easy to find hole(s).

bite her neck until you draw blood

works every time

>>666367131
Important note, DO NOT just fucking go to town on that little thing straight away.
It's really sensitive, it will not feel good.
Touch it from over the skin flap thingy above it

>>666364370
It's lower than you think.

>but higher than you want

>>666365102
This, OP. Best advice on here. No joke.

Punch her in the cunt during and then just leave.

>>666367382
it's called a hood...
just make sure you aren't dry rubbing it

>>666367299
good advice

even if she was fucked by 11 miles of cock you will cum pretty quick as a virgin (unless you have death gripped your dick).

also depending on your libido 4 hours might be too long. If I was giving that advice to a 19 y/o version of myself who hasn't had sex yet it would be to jack it about 45 min to an hour before if possible.

>>666364921
19 year old and you're gonna bang a single mother for your first time? Fuck, I wouldn't.

Abandon all tactics and allow yourself to be absorbed by her natural rhythm.
Hold no expectations for how it should occur because they detract you from appreciating every aspect of her being in the present moment.
If you trust yourself fully, you'll discover that you already know exactly how to please her.
SO GO POUND THAT COOCH BRO YEAH

>>666367597
I don't understand why people like fucking girls ass. It's only a little bit desirable if you have been fucking her for a while, or if she's loose.

>>666364660
Tell that to my parents

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>>666367825
it was in you the whole time

>>666364660
It's totally possible, difficult but still possible.

>>666365644
Dude, she'd have been flattered. Let her know that if it happens again, you'd love to have a sniff.

go on bottom girl on top

>>666366680
All trolling aside, this is good advice. Sex really isn't a big deal and should just be a fun, relaxing thing you share with someone you like.

>>666368041
>beard

No thanks, man.

>>666368388
>isnt big deal
>reason of existance

>>666367825
This also is excellent advice.

>>666368647
Lol'd

>>666364794
AYY LMAO

>>666364688
I let my gf fist my ass. Prize was access to her own butt hole. holy shit, I'm not saying that vaginal is bad because it definitely isn't, but the feeling inside ass is even better.

>>666369666
satan trips

>>666364794
AYY LMAO

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>>666364794

AYY LMAO

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>>666364794
AYY LMAO

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>>666364794
AYY LMAO

>>666364794
AYY LMAO
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>>666364794
ayyy lmaaaaoooooooooooo

>>666364370
don't be nervous man. it's nothing at all to be nervous about and EVERYONE is nervous their first time. also, it's the greatest thing on earth once you're in. if things take a while to start happening enjoy the slow ride. if things happen super fast and you shoot your load spend the next hour licking every inch of her. either way, enjoy. and don't be nervous.

>>666364370
First of all, stay calm. Don't rush. Make sure to make out, kiss her everywhere. Slowly lick the nipples, then suck on them. You'll know she likes what you do by the way she looks at you and breathes. If you get her horny enough you can fuck her slowly at your own pace so you don't cum instantly. Again, don't rush an don't worry about how long you last. It doesn't matter right now and you'll get better in a matter of weeks.

>>666365444
gr8 b8 m8

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>>666364794
AYY LMAO

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>>666365500
>>666365132
>>666365148
>>666365027
"Salty Milk" refers to an old vicki pthc video you newfags.
translation - it's from the most famous pedo video of all time where the dad asks vicki what his cum tastes like and she goes hmmm salty milk

>>666373072
To further corroborate the original meaning of salty milk, only one person makes the actual connection in the originating salty milk and coins thread
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/nfj1k/tastes_like_salty_milk_and_coins/

It is literally a phrase taken from a child porno film

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>>666373312
sometimes you eat the bait
sometimes the bait eats you

Take your time kissing / foreplay, frustrate her a little. Let her be the eager one.

You'll get a better review.