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Ask a Finn anything.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Ask a Finn anything.
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When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
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>>666257040

What's your favorite part of being Finnish?
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>>666257040
homo
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>>666257040
TAVATAANX TORILLA????
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>>666257040
Miks teit tän laŋŋan?
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Is God immanent or transcendent?
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>>666257040

i watched a finnish movie about a month ago: rare exports. wasn't as bad as i expected.
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>>666257040
lakopibe?
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>>666257040
onks es hyvää
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Do you all look like this?

How's the skin cancer rate?
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Why won't my dad return my phone calls?
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>>666257040
tapa ittes homo
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>>666257040
why is jake the dog such an asshat???
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>>666257604
No we don't, the skin cancer rate is same as most europian countries
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>>666257040
Onko kivaa yläasteella?
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>>666257040
Kuinka monta kaljaa vedetty?
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>>666257502
Why can't he be both?
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>>666257782
Mä en oo op, mut oon lukiossa ja vaihdan kohta amikseen
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>>666257821
0 tänään
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What is a manne?
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What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow?
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Tervitused Eestist!
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>>666257921
A foul word for a gypsie
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get your dick out
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>>666257264
Being white.
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>>666257918
Vitun homo.
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>>666258007
Halpaa alkoholia
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>>666258007
Mine ära
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>>666258033
Ohhhh fuck. That little shit tricked me
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>>666258103
i am tho
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>>666257921
Mämmi. Mämmi sauna suomi. Ei helvetti.
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>>666258204
Niin vitun luovaa sanavarastoa shitpostaajalla
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>>666257870
Miks ihmeessä amiskaan? Paljon paremmat jatkokoulutus mahdollisuudet sul on sen lukion jälkeen.

Itseä kaduttaa vieläkin miksi en käynyt lukioo niin ei ois niin vaiketa luonnontieteissä korkeakoulussa.
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>>666257040
Why is Kimi so shit?

[spoiler];_;[/spoiler]
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>>666258419
Eksä voi käydä aikuis lukioo?
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>>666258594
Also monimutkasta selitettätäks
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>>666258594
Aikuislukio on hyvä, käyn ite siinä.
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Is the Relation between finland and Estland a little but like between germany and austria? (Austria tries to be different but actually they want to be us (i'm German))
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>>666257860
Cause then he would be self-contradictory
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kuinka lujaa otat perseesee?
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Can you recommend any good hookers in Tallinn ? I know a lot of finnbros come here for sweet russian pussy
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>>666258814
Hitaasti
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>>666258351
i don't even speak your ooga booga language, you fucking commie.
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Is Popeye strong to you?
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>>666258868
>Commie
Of course this has to be americunt poster
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>>666258594
Kävin kyllä aikoinaan aikuislukioo, kun pidin välivuoden mutta meni kyl kaikki ne kurssit harakoille, kun viina hallitsi elämää siilloin.
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Why did your criminal justice system allow somebody who had committed over 50,000 counts of credit card fraud get off with two years of probation?
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>>666258795
Kind of, except Estonia considers Finland to be their "big brother" while Finns don't really like Estonians.
Estonia can't into nordic
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Why is it that every Finnish person I have met is fucking weird and very rude? I tend to avoid them now.
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>>666259025
Sorruin ite tossa vähän aikaa sitten mdma:han ja tupakkaan
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>>666258725
Hyvä hyvä! Minne meinasit hakee sen jälkeen?
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>>666259158
Alot of them are just introverted and some tend to be assholes and mind their own business. Maybe you're just too social for them.
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>>666259222
Yliopistoon
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>>666259158
Cuz they are not that open, to strangers. If the person knows you, they'll get very friendly
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>>666257040
Is it the black metal a tipical music of your country?
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>>666259357
No, it's like pop mostly
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Do you actually like piima?
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>>666257040
is there a soccer team named FC Kiffen?
in germany kiffen stands for somkin pot
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Kas ma Soome ehitajaks võin tulla ?
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Are you guys really scared of Swedes like the ones I met told me?
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>>666259471
No, fucking disgusting. Only old people drink that shit
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>>666259357
Yes it is. Only teenagers like pop and that kind of shit
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>>666259162
Mdma on kyl paha.. Joutunu näkee kun kamu käytti sitä aikoinaan ja sen aivot meni aika paskaks siitä.

Ite lopetin röökin ja siirryin nuuskaan, suosittelen sinullekin.
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>>666259280
Mitä tieteenalaa?
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Why do you scream and pretend it's singing?
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>>666259603
Jep, rupesin tos vähän aikaa sitäki käyttää. Hyvä juttu täs nyt on se, et mä en enää tarvii mitään päihteitä ollakseni onnelinen
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>>666257040
Hats off for kicking the Soviets ass in 1939.
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>>666259542
I once watched a group of Americans and Canadians have a piima drinking contest. They had to chug a gallon of that shit. Half of them puked afterward
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>>666259528
No, they're kind of like our big brothers. We envy everything they do (except refugee shit) but we hate them
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>>666257040
What do you think of Norway's campaign to give you a mountain for your country's 100th birthday?
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>>666260094
Not OP but I think it's a sweet of them.
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>>666260255
One "a" too many...
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>>666260094
I hope there's not any refugee centers on the mountain
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>>666257040
What do you think about black people?
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>>666259820
Hieno homma! Olen iloinen puolestasi.

Ps. Mitä nuuskaa käytät ja paljon joudut maksaa tornista?
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>>666260408
They cool, as long as they benefit the society
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>>666260420
Thanks, odens: extreme white dry, 5 euroo kiekko
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How does it feel being Swedens bitch?
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>>666257040
do u linux
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>>666258096
>white
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>>666260779
We're not
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>>666257040
Is it True that in finland distances are measured in a unit that describrs "average distance a reindeer walks before it has to piss again"?
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>>666257040
Onks sulla stringit?
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>>666260891
Amerifat leave
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>>666260586
Aika kallis hinta odensista. Ite onneks sain hakureit ja maksan (offari, odens tai xr) sen 30-35e tolppa
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>>666260946
The barbarians in the lapland use that measurement.
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>>666260975
Joo, siskon infact
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>>666260508
You seriously believe the rumour these exist?
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>>666261048
Nice, harmi ku asun vantaal
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>>666257040
Mikä on paras suomalainen olut?
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>>666261101
No haista vittu sit. He he he he he he.
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>>666261125
I have a reasonable bias
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Juutalaisten salajuoni
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>>666257040
are you stoked on Kasperi Kapanen
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>>666261244
karhu
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>>666257040
WHY DID YOU BETRAY THE FIRST ORDER?! TRAITOR!!!
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>>666261439
Sage to this post
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I'm an Estonian and i want to come to Finland to live off your NEETEUR. How do I go about this ?
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>>666261171
Luulis että siel pääkaupunkiseudulla ois halvempaa kun porukka roudaa sinne vitusti nuuskaa.

Ite asun savossa joka on kaukana torniosta ja turun satamista nii oon kyl onnekas, kun saanu näin halvalla.
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>>666261244
Karhu :DDDDDD
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>>666261408
Pff, lapin kulta
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>>666261634
Tornion läheltä ostetaan ihan vitusti nuuskaa, siel on aika halpaa nuuska ja lössi
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>>666261655
Pfft.. Poron kusta. Koffi se ykkönen on.
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>>666259528
Why would eanyone be scared of swedish faggots?
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these Finns are just some kids, dont know shit about anything

>does anyone like piimä
>no
idiot.. ofc people like piimä, since its still being sold on markets daily

>do people like niggers?
>yes as long as they blahblah
not nearly all people here like them. the kids in the capital area are the most idiotic when it comes to niggers and refugees. "ALL WELCOME"

>>666261048
here they are talking about prices of snus (a kind of mouth tobacco)
anyone who talks about fucking smoking or using tobacco is a kid and should fuck off immediately

painukaa kakarat vittuun
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I'm an American. I live in Helsinki. It's pretty cool... and dark.
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>>666257040
is finnland full of muslims?
what do you finns in general think of germans?
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>>666257040
vittun homo
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>>666261989
Hitler Volkswagen Siemens Sennheiser Nazis
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>>666261903
Get out.
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>>666261989
Not full of muslims, well depends on the area, german people are cool, exceåt for merkel
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaqqVAYBDA0
EI VIDDU MAGE :DDD VIDUN EBIN BÄRINÄD X----DDD
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Do you Finns hate Russians?
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>>666262157
i swear, germans today are the most left-wing , refugee welcome people you can imagine. and still, we suffer from hitler
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>>666262506
Yes.
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>>666257510
Finnish movies are pretty much all 0/5 shitty movies. I liked the rare exports too, though the kid was FUCKING annoying little cunt
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>>666262506
:^)
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>>666262566
Suffer from Hitler? I think you guys should be proud of him
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>>666262664
Look up: "Napapiirin sankarit"
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>>666262506
the hate for russians is deep, but on daily basis it doesnt show
still every time you hear russians blabbing in your hometown grocery store it gets your "guard up"
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>>666262664

Pahat Pojat - 10/10

vittu saatana
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Tortillat avataan! :---DD
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>>666262801
White guilt
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>>666262733
>Literately the only person of note from your culture.
>Still hanging on to him

FUck I hate finnish cunts
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>>666261989
Finland is the nordic country with least muslims, apart from Iceland, ofc. Nothing against muslims, but I get very pissed off at parasites, which often tend to be from this religion.

Germany's the most hypocritical shithole, full of holier than thou people with some sort of obsession to be as liberal and political correct as possible and to turn Europe in to hellhole, to clear name of something that happened decades ago by men that are in grave now.
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>>666262956
I'm not even a Finn, you fucking faggot.
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>>666262801
he traumatized germans for generations. today, when we say, that we are proud of our country or say that 1 millionen refugees are enough, people say you're a nazi. our "conservative" goverment, is more left-wing than most left-wing goverments of other european states
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>>666261989
Germany is great, and I have never heard anything but positive from Finns about traveling and spending time there
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>>666262159
No. I'm not leaving. And neither are my genetics from Finnish soil. Finnish chicks are suuuuuuuper easy, and Finnish men generally lack social skills. This equation balances in my favor.
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>>666257040

Missä kaupungissa asut ?
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>>666263747
Olet lihan ja luun haaskausta.
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>>666259471
I fucking love it. It also calms your mouth and stomach after eating some chili.
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>>666257040
Mitä sä teet näin myöhään hereillä?
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>>666263957
I'm no waste. In fact, you mom likes the bone. Hard.
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>>666264520
Seriously, leave. You're a parasite.
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>>666257040
Can you tell me something about your cult leader who believed Hitler was a magician?
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>>666257040
do all blond finish girls have pussyhair of the same color?
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>>666257040
Ar you from finland
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>>666259518
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>>666264682
That's a tricky question
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>>666257040
Hejsan Finne
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>>666264842
yes
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>>666264842
No ei, ku mä oon vitun ählämi suoraan somaliasta
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Do finish girls love canadian accents?
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>>666264912
Vilken går?
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>>666265025
they love anything foreign
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>>666265134
So they basicly cucks
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>>666257040
Suomi perkele?
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>>666257040
how cucked are you guys compared with Sweden?
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>>666265102
Jadu sitter här å ödslar tid.
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>>666265134
Sweet, I'm half Finnish ancestry. Thinking of euro trip this summer, got family in Turku.
Suomi sisu.
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>>666265134
I can confirm this. It's awesome. Finland is like a nonstop buffet of easy pussy. I
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>>666265398
Quite less cucked
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>>666258868
And I don't speak yours, you nig. Gtfo the fuck out you ignorant, xenophobic cock polisher
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>>666257921
manne = almost nigger
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>>666265771
good, Finland seems nice, wouldn't want to see it go down the drain like Sweden
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>>666265543
Varifrån sverige är du?
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Visit lapland for 0 immigrants in 30 km
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>>666265915
Dalarna , själv då?
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>>666264930
ok neat

>>666265022
fuck off pirate nigger
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>>666266105
Nej, jag kommer från malmsgården (i think?)
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Is it true that fins are mongols in disguise?
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>>666266122
Yks ei ymmärrä sarkasmia
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>>666266343
no
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>>666257040
On a scale of 1-10 how mongol are you? :DDD
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>>666266558
Yes.
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>>666266558
1
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>>666266273
Nice :)
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>>666266344
>implying i'm not pretending to be retarded
i thought finns invented memes
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>>666266912
Finns are the meme
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>>666267091
ur mum's a meme amirite
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>>666257040
I know English, beginners Russian, and above basic Spanish. How far will that get me in Finland?
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>>666257211
ANSWER HIM, DAMN IT!
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>>666267409
Kinda
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>>666257040
Im also a Finn.

So my question is:

What should I ask you?
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>>666257211
Goes into your ass.
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>>666261439
Underrated post
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>>666257040
Why arent you in the bin?
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>>666267629
AUTISTI
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>>666267554
hahaha aw shit yeah put it there man gimme summa that skin fuckin a man you just got straight BURNED by talking about your MOTHER hahahaha oh fuck that's just too rich i can't even handle you you man you're way too fuckin WILD and UNPREDICTABLE hahaha shiiit
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>>666257040
Did you learn arab yet ?
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>>666265398
95% less cucked
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>>666257821
Kaheksa
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>>666257040
No but for real I have this weird hard on for all things Finnish (including you). Is this warranted or is it just meme magic doing its thing?
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do you hate niggers?
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>>666267717
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If you're Finn, where's Jake?
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>>666270518
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHZHAHAGAHAGAHHAHZHDVXJFBDKZIDVEOKSBWBDBDKRO4O4OOLLLKKLKFHEHDVDHDBDJDHDHJIUYT433EHVDIE899OK
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>>666270922
Nice comment, even better dubs. Check'd.
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>>666257040

I love finns... the rednecks of Europe.

>seriously you guys should get a little bit of new genes in your genepool. The incest just shines through some of the finns face.
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>>666271113
Thank you, it means a lot to both me and my family
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>>666265134

yes yes yes, finn men are pussies so sometimes the girl will be the one to come randomly grab your ass.

In finland confidence + being a foreigner = UNLIMITED PUSSY
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y r fins fukin fags OP?
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>>666271751
No problem, bud. Glad to be of service. *Tips fedora whilst scratching my neck beard*
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>>666257040
oletko työtön?
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>>666257040
is Jari-Matti good?
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>>666272819
olen opiskelija
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Estoniafag here.
What do you think about us?
Why you so fucking tolerant like Sweden?
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>>666274022
Arvan et eestlased on täis sitta kuna nad noomivad soomlasi ja vaatavad kõiki kes on vähegi erinevad pikalt.
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>>666274623
Ei tea, mulle soomlased meeldivad.
Erinevusel mõtled mida?
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>>666274022
>What do you think about us?
We're waiting for you to fix your country and deport ryssäs. Then we will have awesome time together.
>Why you so fucking tolerant like Sweden?
Not all of us. Lefties are just so loud, that it may seem so.
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>>666275566
Erinevusel mõtlen homosid, metalheads, goths, punks, kõik kes riietuvad/käituvad erinevalt
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are your sauna's mostly meeting places for closet fags to fuck?
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>>666275674
Pedesi vaatan loomulikult viltu kuna nad pole terved.
Punk mahe :P>>666275674
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>>666259222
Kivat triplat, anon :l
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>>666276086
Sellel juhul oled debiil.
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>>666276205
"triplat"
ammu ittes
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>>666276281
Selge, juut
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>>666275958
No. They are for bathing and spiritual cleaning in a way. It's very therapeutic. Somehow foreigners can't understand nudity without sex.
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>>666275616
Lefties loud? I'd be more worried about the racist Odin nazi cunts who want to ruin everything nice.
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I only hear good things about your country. tell me the bad things please.

>cold is ok.
>6 months night is ok.
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>>666276326
Menikö tunteisiin?
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>>666276737
Nah, they are helping
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>>666276737
And here we have another leftie mumbling something incoherent.
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>>666276777
Nice trips or "triplat" as we call them.

Too many racists.
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>>666276777
>>666277264
Too many racists is a good thing, don't you think? Helps keep the rapists away.
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>>666276985
Because offering shelter for people running from war is just utterly incoherent and distasteful.
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>>666277558
>people running from war

95% percent of them are economical fucking rapefugees, do you even follow the news?
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>>666277456
Exacly.
Have you seen this video wherr fat finn woman getting fucked by a nigger on the street. Probaly for money
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>>666277456
Because a white male never has raped anyone. Just pin it all on the outsiders...
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>>666277738
War made by Jews and Amerifags...to fuck Europes ass
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>>666277880
Do you know how much the rape scale has grown here since the immigrants flooded in? It has grown by 80 fucking percent. Sure, white males rape. But the cultural difference causes refugees to rape and rape and fucking rape.
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>>666277558
I'm all for helping them, not importing them. Also of the people coming here, very few need help. They're just parasites.
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>>666277738
Probably depends on what country they're fleeing from.
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>>666277880
Looks like you already know you're wrong, but are too stubborn to admit it and so have resorted to complete asininity in the hopes that your opposition will tire of your idiocy and leave.

Par, leftist retard.
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>>666278168
Every country. Only 1/4 of Syria is being bombed and even there they avoid civilians.
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why do your womens box look like this?
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>>666278087
Ofc the cultural difference is a challenge, there's no denying that. The polarisation is easy to see when refugees are isolated and too little resources are put into integrating them here. I believe it'd pay off.
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>>666276777
>high unemployment rate
>bad weather
>high price alcohol
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>>666278620
Fuck integration. Fuck tolerance. You only have to look at Sweden to know what leftist policies will do to your country. Men turning into wimps, women turning into feminist cunts and immigrant leeches coming in and thinking its okay to rape a woman because she isn't wearing a damn burka. You and all the other PC cunts can go to hell.

People don't go calling japanese people racist, even though they are even more xenophobic than us.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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