>Hey kid wanna /ss/
>huh is that a game
>mfw it wasn't a game
What he's doing with his life is fucking models on a daily basis because they outnumber him a hundred to one, and no other man "understands how hard it is to, like, be a model and stuff"
He probably thinks he's got some dark brooding expression on to bring out the intrinsic nuances of the visual metaphor that the outfit is designed to stimulate in the emotional mind of anyone fortunate enough to view it, or some other gibberish from a designer who thinks they're top shit for liking clothes.
>drunk as fuck
>girl pretty as fuck
>can't get proper erection 'cause so drunk. Fuck!
Fucking whiskey dick, man. Maybe you should stop drinking so much if you want to fuck chicks.
> couple of inches
Where were you trying to fuck her, in her belly button?
Also, why did she not realise you were trying to fuck her in the pisser?
That gif says guy on guy faggotry more then awkward
why did you not keep going until the pussy ended before you gave up your search the first time? kek
>notice no hole
I mean, you noticed there was more pussy, right? kek
can't find appropriate gif so will greentext
>flirt with girl
>it's super effective!
>some time later
>drunk, but not drunk enough to have liquor dick
>she puts condom on me
>I'm legit surprised that it wasn't enough to make me pop then and there
>ok, i got this
>clumsily get it in her
>hey, even with a condom on this feels pretty damn good!
>fuck her for about 20-25 minutes
>change positions several times
>we're both sweaty as fuck and having a blast
>oh fuck, here it comes
she never came, but it honestly made no difference to me. i had a great nut.
>Gf of like 2 weeks or some shit
>Get house alone
>Go to house with her
>Get in my bed
>Take her clothes off
>Take my pants off only cause im fat and my feet get cold
>Start going down on her and shes losing her mind
>Didn't know our first time should be slow missionary
>I lay down and tell her to suck my dick
>"d..do i have to?"
>Shit nigga I guess not
>Tell her to get on top
>She's annoyed but does anyway
>Put a condom on my half erect dick
>Barley find the hole
>Two pumps in I see a rush of blood down the jimmy
>Grossed out at this point but trying to stay mature
>She pulls off and I ask
>"Did you just start your period?"
>She tells me no
>I go to the bathroom and clean my bloody condom dick off
>She puts her shit on and leaves
She told me she had sex with about 2 other dudes which I guess is a complete lie unless that was like when she was 12 and her hymen closed up again. that or I got a big dick
>be me, 17
>first gf, 16
>we made out on my bed
>wanted to see and feel tits
>lift her shirt with force, she begs me to stop
>didnt stop, licked her nipples
we were together six years after that.
My first REAL experience was with my current gf
>Dating my girl for a couple months
>Decide to finally fuck instead of fiddle around with eachother
>Go up to my room when no one is home
>Put a jimmy on
>Once again the jimmy cuts off circulation to my pee pee
>Half erect again
>My gf is confirmed virgin
>I popped her cherry with my fingers a month before this
>Missionary her legs are hanging off my bed
>I have complete control
>Barley slide my dick head in
>Feels good man
>Shes squirming cause it hurts so much
>After a minute or two of me sliding my dick head in
>Slide half of the rest of my dick in
>Moving slowly cause it hurts her so much
>Cum in another minute because basically virgin
>She couldn't handle anymore anyway tbh I wanted to get it over with
>Go downstairs and cuddle
now we fuck all the time