Describe your first sexual experience with a gif

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sadly awkward

>>666192477
They make a pill for that you know.

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yet

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>>666191590

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>>666191590
>webm

I've never had sex with a gif.

>>666195420
>>666195420

Fucking LOL

>>666196075
Gosh i though i was the only one

>>666194428
Lost

>>666195420
>kek

>>666196979
are you saying the girl was that ugly?

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Couldn't get it in, got mad.

have any other anons here made a girl cry from but sex? i have it was hot to me but i could let her know that.

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>Hey kid wanna /ss/
>huh is that a game
>YES
>mfw it wasn't a game

>>666197553
thank you

>>666197241
she was worse

>>666197289
I'm totally not confused

>>666197255
We just kept trying, it took a week for me to realize her vaginal hole was a couple inches lower than I thought it'd be

>>666197639
what was it like for you?

>>666198249
kek

>>666198507
Where is that from? What the hell does this guy see?

>>666197241
>implying that she is ugly by spider-people standards...privelage check it!

>>666198507
>PoweringUpHisLaser.gif

>>666197826
im sorry

>>666193181
Kek

>>666198639
Aus got talent 2016 ad muthafuka

>>666198051
rape?

>>666197647
That has to be a troll account, right?

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>>666199484
Yah probably

>>666192477
Dives like a true soccer player.

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>>666199627
His Face When

>>666199810
hot

>>666199829
What he's doing with his life is fucking models on a daily basis because they outnumber him a hundred to one, and no other man "understands how hard it is to, like, be a model and stuff"

https://youtu.be/dxyRy_xw-cU

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>>666199810

>>666199994
Off_By_One.JPEG

He seems awfully depressed for that.

>>666199810
he's fucking a dude in that pic you know

>>666191590
> sexual experience with a gif
well i fapped to it.

>>666200168
He probably thinks he's got some dark brooding expression on to bring out the intrinsic nuances of the visual metaphor that the outfit is designed to stimulate in the emotional mind of anyone fortunate enough to view it, or some other gibberish from a designer who thinks they're top shit for liking clothes.

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>>666200313

>>666199291
nah she was playan hard to get ;)

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Pretty much this.

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>>666200617

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>>666200617
consent is just a matter of perspective

>>666200888
what the fuck is going on?

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>>666201104

>>666196000
Oh god .-.

>>666196979
what even is this
/b/ just doesn't shock me anymore...

>>666201346
it's an old meme, "oldfag"

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>>666201424
this gif gave me potassium

>>666201547
best part is three dead niggers

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>>666201346

>>666201547

homies saved you from losing your boner?

>>666197639
Holy shit greentext it for the love of god

>>666201705
k den

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N/A

>>666201890
Does anyone knows where that is from??

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>>666199627

>>666200950
guy broke his ass

>>666198335
source?

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>>666200910
seems legit

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>>666191590

>drunk as fuck
>girl pretty as fuck
>can't get proper erection 'cause so drunk. Fuck!

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>>666191590

>>666201890
please don't tell me he ends up accepting him for who he is

>>666202455
this has happened to me twice
fucking sucks because 100% of the time I get to fuck someone I'm drunk

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>>666202520

>>666195420
This. this was me and my soft cock.

>>666195130
I use my left hand all the time.

>>666199810
Sauce

>>666203080
same

>>666198249
She didn't try to guide you in? I mean she should know where her fuck hole is

>>666191590
>she was slightly disappoint with dick size
>still made her cum
>she cried
>told me it was great

I honestly have no idea. This is more or less my entire life.

>>666202594

Exactly! I've been with 4 different girls 9 times total and not once have neither of us been sober.

>>666203293
You probably reminded her of her dad.

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>>666202455

Fucking whiskey dick, man. Maybe you should stop drinking so much if you want to fuck chicks.

>>666203329
I'm starting to consider going to clubs sober, but that may be a bad idea.. I don't know what to do, maybe switch to coke lol

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>>666191590

>>666203329
> not once have neither
So they were sober when they fucked someone who uses double negatives badly? I don't know how they did it.

>>666203238
so your first time was unfunny, cancerous, and annoying?

>>666203579
You could drink a bit and do coke right before you are about to fuck.

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>>666198249

> couple of inches

Where were you trying to fuck her, in her belly button?

Also, why did she not realise you were trying to fuck her in the pisser?

>>666203672
*poorly

>>666193793
>ever

>>666192477
They forgot to take the stick out of his ass.

>>666203409
kek

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>>666202315
Keep your trojans you retard.

>>666203709
Essentially, yes.

>>666191590
pending...

>>666203718
yes, that could work

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>>666203776
really man

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>>666191919
That gif says guy on guy faggotry more then awkward

Here's mine

>>666203672

>Not my native language but it's one of the three I speak
>Implying that all english speakers use proper grammar

>>666203899
Dat filename

>>666191919
Sky rockets in flight!

>>666204103
I hate you "english not my first language" people

>>666196027
wonder how hungry it is to act like that, slamming its head in the glass over a small veggie

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>>666191590

>>666203996
Are you not seeing the dropbox link you fucking pleb?

It's a zipped trojan. Don't download it is what I'm saying retard.

>>666204193
Ameritard detected

>>666204193
body language and a combination of crying and gurgles are my first language

An embarassing fuck with a 15 year old girl.

To be fair, I was 14 at the time.

>>666191590
It was both of our first times, I was 20 she was 19. I had to keep trying to break her in, and after a week we were finally fucking

>>666204193

So you basically hate 90% of the world's population 'cause you don't understand their language? Americunt detected

>>666204344
Sure bud. We all believe you.

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>>666191590

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>>666204302
Fuking hillarious!

>>666193024
lol... the octopus is my favorite position

>>666204302
I can only assume that you're conveying how small your dick is. Looks ruff bud.

>>666198507
Looks like a magicarp

>>666199810
What is this from?

>>666201890
source?

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>>666198249
why did you not keep going until the pussy ended before you gave up your search the first time? kek

>notice no hole
>keep going
>find hole

I mean, you noticed there was more pussy, right? kek

>>666204477
>>Here comes the diversity, Europe!

>>666197553
europe...

>>666204837
More like slavs

>>666201104
What.in.the.flying.fuck.jpeg

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>>666204771

>>666200950
>>666202252
Or STDs

>>666193015
was the dude mad after?

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>>666191590

>>666201679
so edgy I bet you own multiple katana swords and fedoras

>>666204193

Butthurt because we speak more than one language while you still speak only your mother language?

Butthurt amerifat is butthurt.

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>>666202517

>>666202286
Gets funnier the more I watch it.

>>666200706
source?

>>666202033
Alternate universe of Harvey Dent, Harvey Gore Face

>>666204634
tokyo tribes

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pretty much like this.

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>>666205127

>>666205449
1/2face would have also been acceptable

>>666191590
can't find appropriate gif so will greentext
>at party
>get drunk
>liquid courage
>flirt with girl
>it's super effective!
>some time later
>in bedroom
>drunk, but not drunk enough to have liquor dick
>she puts condom on me
>I'm legit surprised that it wasn't enough to make me pop then and there
>ok, i got this
>clumsily get it in her
>hey, even with a condom on this feels pretty damn good!
>fuck her for about 20-25 minutes
>change positions several times
>we're both sweaty as fuck and having a blast
>oh fuck, here it comes
>BLEEAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH
>ah yeah

she never came, but it honestly made no difference to me. i had a great nut.

>>666191590
she missed. the rest were supposed to fall over, too.

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>>666204753

>>666201104
Post the whole vid

>>666205291
>>666204301
>>666204444
>tfw not american
>tfw jealous third world fags

>>666204281
no what I'm saying is why would you download it in the first place if the pic related came up with results in the reverse search, "you fucking pleb"

>>666197310
Oh shit.
I was smoking.
Thought my shit was laced. Fuck.

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>>666204302

>>666201104
kek

>>666191590
>Being 15, she 16
>Fucked her right in the pussy

>>666206140
you are a fucking moron

>>666206031
>Implying US is a good country to live in

>>666203270
>>666203725
>>666204753
She had this weird amount of baggage so she didn't like to touch herself there for a year afterwords.

>>666204753
Ya, but only after that first week.

>>666191590
>Be 16ish
>Gf of like 2 weeks or some shit
>Get house alone
>Go to house with her
>Get in my bed
>Take her clothes off
>Take my pants off only cause im fat and my feet get cold
>Start going down on her and shes losing her mind
>Didn't know our first time should be slow missionary
>I lay down and tell her to suck my dick
>"d..do i have to?"
>Shit nigga I guess not
>Tell her to get on top
>She's annoyed but does anyway
>Put a condom on my half erect dick
>Barley find the hole
>Two pumps in I see a rush of blood down the jimmy
>Grossed out at this point but trying to stay mature
>She pulls off and I ask
>"Did you just start your period?"
>She tells me no
>I go to the bathroom and clean my bloody condom dick off
>She puts her shit on and leaves

She told me she had sex with about 2 other dudes which I guess is a complete lie unless that was like when she was 12 and her hymen closed up again. that or I got a big dick

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>>666206245
?

>>666205667
KEK

>>666191590
>be me, 17
>first gf, 16
>we made out on my bed
>wanted to see and feel tits
>lift her shirt with force, she begs me to stop
>didnt stop, licked her nipples


we were together six years after that.

>>666206463
America is the best place I've ever been to

>>666206571
My first REAL experience was with my current gf
>Be 18
>Dating my girl for a couple months
>Decide to finally fuck instead of fiddle around with eachother
>Go up to my room when no one is home
>Put a jimmy on
>Once again the jimmy cuts off circulation to my pee pee
>Half erect again
>My gf is confirmed virgin
>I popped her cherry with my fingers a month before this
>Missionary her legs are hanging off my bed
>I have complete control
>Barley slide my dick head in
>Feels good man
>Shes squirming cause it hurts so much
>After a minute or two of me sliding my dick head in
>Slide half of the rest of my dick in
>Moving slowly cause it hurts her so much
>Cum in another minute because basically virgin
>She couldn't handle anymore anyway tbh I wanted to get it over with
>Go downstairs and cuddle

now we fuck all the time

>>666198083
some men just want to watch the world burn

>>666206441
What was your reaction when you saw all the blood.

>>666193793
aww..... damn, dude...

>>666200706
Sauce please
don't leave me blue

>>666194428
Jesus christ I'm crying

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>>666191590

>>666194428
I want to hear your story

>>666201346
Just gtfo faggot

>>666204904
northern Russia

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>>666208016

>>666200706

foxy nudes

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>>666208062

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>>666206441
So you're a serial killer?

>>666200706
Sauce please