What is it like having a girlfriend?

>>665859560
I'm a girl, btw.

>>665859560
Pretty much like the webm you just posted

If you have a proper girlfriend, not one you use for sex only.. it's like having a good friend you can be romantic with and have sex with.. but also one that requires full attention.

>>665859560
sort of reminds you that life does have purpose and that purpose is female companionship

>>665859780
We're not as different from other animals as we think we are, a large part of our lives is just about finding a partner.

>>665859560

You think you want it, but then when you get one, it's shit.

But then when you don't have one anymore, you miss it and want it back.

So I suggest never getting one.

>>665859560
Wana find out bic boi? le wink

>>665859921
like parasite & host

>>665859560
A constant pain in the ass.

Haven't had sex in 2 months. What does that tell you?

>>665859560
breddy gud

>>665860166
Are you only 2 months old?

it can be fulfilling, both sexually and emotionally. But my gf is neither.

>>665860166
You're getting cucked.

>>665859560
Like investing in blockbuster 10 years ago.

>>665859710
Fucking preach for real talk on /b/

>>665860064
Actually yes

>>665859560
new relationship energy is awesome, go for it but end it and get a new bitch when it goes sour.

>>665860392
Max par'd

liek bags of sand and warm apple pie

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>>665859560
It's almost like having a wife but not quite as bad.

>>665859560
>What is it like having a girlfriend?
Feels nice but on the long run good bro is more fun.

>>665859560
Like having another person around who is typically annoying and needy who for some fucking reason you've grown a liking to enough so that you put up with her time.. Also she helps with cumming.

>>665859560
gets annoying sometimes.. especially if she has self estime issues or depression

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>>665859560
feels like fleeting moments of the world not being a cesspool nightmare factory
quickly followed by the horrible realization that you can't save each other, love conquers nothing, and the world is a horrible cesspool nightmare factory (operating at maximum efficiency)
>just got out of a 4 year relationship quickly followed by a different 1 year relationship
>fucked me right the fuck up
>pls someone just kill

Relationships have ups n downs like an elevator.
Mine had mostly downs, fuck that bitch.

>>665861026
a good bro is for life, a good bitch is till she fucks shit up.

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>>665861100
>estime

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>>665859560
>What is it like having a girlfriend?
If you're lucky it sucks much

>>665859560
>you are never alone, even when you are out she texts you all the time
>less time for yourself
>complains a lot
>gotta remember anniversaries and shit
>you get to fuck her instead of fapping
>you get someone you can talk to when you're down, but lets face it a best friend can do that too
that's basically it.

money sink

>>665859780
>>665859763
Co dependant faggots detected. Having a girlfriend can be great but I'm not some idiotic mammal driven to find monogamous breeding the whole day. I'd say I spend 5% of my day thinking what it would be like to have a family and the other 95% on my own shit. Making money, getting laid, browsing 4chan, buying cool shit I want, going places I want. Not everyone is a beta fag looking to settle down. Some of us are born alpha hunters with hunger for more than a mundane existence

>>665860029
This guy gets it

>>665859560
More of jenna?

>>665860392
This.

>>665860397
Real talk? Are you a 15 y/o girl? If yes tits or gtfo

>>665861710
TOPKEKM8 you sound like a fucking wank

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>>665861142
This fucking guy right here.

tbh fam it's a lot like having a best friend you stick your penis in

It's more nuanced than that but I'm going to work right now and I know I would rather still be in bed with her arm draped over me

>>665859560
Britney munroe, that you?

>>665859560
Its annoying, but pussy when you want it is nice

Great at first.
Then infuriating.
Then great again, and so forth.


Women, are fucking crazy, but amazingly sweet at times.

They're kind of a pain in the ass tbh

>>665863279
this guy knows.

>>665860166
She fuking someone else

>>665859560
it's annoying as fuck.
Stay with whores. They're cheaper, nicer, and you can slap them when they start to annoy you.

>>665860166
how long have you guys been dating?

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>>665863382
I do, homie.
Love of my life.

She's a crazy bitch, but I love her.

It is very difficult for me being married. Both are a pain in the ass.

It's great if they swallow and don't demand a lot more.

It sucks, if you are obsessed with them, you cant fuck them...because they dont feel like it...then you get shut down one too many times and start regretting being in love

Pro tip: dont fall in love

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>>665861710
I bet you are the type of guy who needs to be accepted, or he just throws a hissy fit.

You big baby.

>>665861710
This is bait

>>665859560
Overrated. Fuck off now.

>>665859560
My girl is basically my other half in life. Dating 6 years.
The only downside I can think of is that there are so many beautiful chicks in the world.. dont wanna replace her with any of them. Just stick ma dick in them for a while.. no big deal.
But you cant bro, you just fucking can't.

>>665863886
underrated post

>>665859560
Honestly, I have an amazing girlfriend.
She's intelligent, beautiful, and is into all the same shit that I like.

>>665859560
It makes u ACT

>>665859560
Worthless, if women didn't have vaginas they would be utterly useless,
Men would kill roughly 50% of women and put the rest in some mating habitat, where men would go blow there load and then continue with gods work,

Depends on who it is, I've been with some real train wrecks and some real keepers.

Unfortunately I dumped my ex who was quite possibly perfect for me, only to get with someone and its not going great.

>>665859560
>not as good as having a boyfriend :3

like broken heart, salty coins and empty wallet

I can only assume it's great if you find a girl that cares about you as much as they tell you to care for them.

I got unlucky.

>>665864628
Spotted the poster who has never had a girlfriend

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>>665860831
I didn't know this was a cringe thread
>That horrible camera work

That depends on the relationship and who is involved in it.

In my case it makes me more happy in general, and everything becomes more simple and better. But I can imagine that if you don't have a really good relationship it must be fucking hell. If my girlfriend didn't enjoy her personal space as much as I do, I'd fucking die already.

>>665863635
2 months. She doesn't know it yet though.

>>665859560
Brilliant.

>>665859560
the have is not as good as the want

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>>665861710
Fag refers to himself as an alpha male

>>665860392
Kekarot

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In a LDR atm
In all in all, it's pretty awesome, except for the not having sex part
I can do what I want, mind my own business, no needy, clingy person around my neck 24/7.
And when we are together..
>sexe24/7.gif

>>665859560
bags of sand

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>>665859560
If you find the right one, it's fucking magical. There's no feeling in the world like hearing her heartbeat while you hold her and knowing that heart beats for you and only you. I have a I kind loving fucking badass fiancée and I'm fucking fat. There someone out there for everyone OP. You just have to look.

>>665859560
still empty

>>665864401
This, pretty much. But on the other side, if she thought that way, it would be a dealbraker for me. ...which makes me feel even more disgusted by myself.

I love Jenni. I'd smash.

Not as great as all the you loser virgins think.

Your gf is a human being just like you. She stinks when she shits, and has weird hobbies just like you.

It's largely a hassle tbh. The main reason for having one is poon on the regular. The rest is meh

>>665860029
seems like u only fuck landwhales poor boy

>>665860029
Yupyupyup. It's a Neverending cycle once it begins. Best to just not have a gf in the first place.

>>665865532
yes.

It's awesome for me. My fiancee is mostly dependent. She doesn't text me constantly or always wonder where I'm at. She doesn't care if I want to go out with my friends without her. If I come home from a long day at work, she doesn't care if I need to just be quiet for an hour. It's also the same for her as well. We understand that we are two individual adults, and we can't be the same person. She respects me, and I respect her. I don't have to spoon feed her and cater to her every second of the day. We just trust eachother.

Shits cash. I guess I got lucky or some shit.

>>665864712
what the fuck is a keeper?
excuse my newfaggery
thanks in advice