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I once had drunk sex with a 9/10 girl after doing some cocaine. The bad thing is that she was 17 and it was the first time she took heavy drugs. I met her few weeks later doing hella ketch at a party and she said was all my fault. Felt bad.
>be me, around the age of 17 >got my license less than 6 months ago >decide to extract DXM from cough syrup >winrar >take a huge dose >cant feel much, tripping the fuck out >go for a drive, swerving all over the road doing around 100-130km/h >arrive at girlfriends house >no one other than myself knows
>Be me >Be 15 >Parents are out of town with sister on a soccer trip >Xbox Live membership runs out >Call dad >"Hey dad, can I use your credit card to buy more Xbox live?" >"Sure anon, my number is etc." >Put it in, buy 3 more months of live >Flash to the next day >Go on Xbox Live Marketplace >Friend tells me about this game, Batman Arkham Asylum >Press to buy, forgetting card had already been put in >It automatically charges it >I think I have free money >Go on ludicrous spending spree >End up draining my dad's checking account >Already poor family >Dad comes home >A week later dad pulls me into the computer room >"Anon, did you buy anything on Xbox?" >"No dad, just the 3 months for $20 like I said" >"Well, looks like you got hacked then son." >Go down to bank and explain what happened >Go along with dad's "hacked" story >Feel guilt and shame whenever my dad talked about money problems for years to come
Only just recently found out he got it back when he was talking about online marketplaces awhile ago, I always thought I spent money he'd saved for years but I guess the bank believed him. He still doesn't know and I'll never tell him.
me and some friends ransacked another kids house when we were kids. by ransacked i mean as much as like 4 twelve year olds could. turned his furniture upside down. broke his tv. emptied all the kitchen drawers into places the shouldnt be. left the fridge open.
Fooled around with my cousin (not blood related) at my grandparent's house. I skirted death that entire weekend messing with her. If her parents or my grandparents found it, we would be dead. We both waited till past midnight when everyone was asleep to try and get together. Problem was, my grandfather was stationed in a room between us to make sure we didn't do anything (we did a terrible job hiding we wanted each other but I doubt they think we would actually follow through with it). In the end, the only option was for me to come to her pretending that I had to go to the bathroom. She was actually in there and we started fooling around. Now, this bathroom has no exits. And me being young, dumb, and full of cum didn't think about what would happen if someone decided to get up and use it. Well my grandmother did. And if she caught us and HER father found out, I was fucking dead. Again, there is NO fucking where to go. I actually opened up the cabinet under the bathroom sink wondering if I could get in there. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking because even a midget couldn't fit in that door and it was full anyway as if life was saying "No...today there's NO hope for you".
In the end, I got away with it. How? I'm not telling, but it's fucking HILARIOUS! I swear to god. Why am I not telling? Because some asshole on /b/ spoiled Star Wars death for me (I had forgot it came out that day I was browsing because normally I know better).
Hell, make up your own ending. Maybe it will be better than how I actually got away with it and what happened while I was getting away with it...but I doubt it.
When I was younger I was a secretary/assistant at a local company on the days I was free from school (took notes at meetings, held his diary and answered his phone). The boss and I got along very well and sometimes talked on a personal level when we didn't have much to do. Sometimes we talked about his wife and even some personal stuff like their sex life. I often left him cutesy notes and had a bit of a crush on him. I was below the age of consent but we eventually had consensual sex every now and then. He was married, I knew he was, but I was young and stupid. He talked about how sometimes his wife suspected something because he had no sex drive anymore at home and how he managed to convince her it was nothing. During sex he often told me how I was much better and prettier and hearing that felt amazing and addictive to me. One night after work hours we were having sex in the office and his wife came over. We hurried to get dressed and let her in and she immediately said it smelled of sex. She called me a whore and she cried and they yelled at each other. He told me to go home and I did. The next day he called me and told me they fought for hours and she went home while he stayed at the office and she shot herself with his gun. She died.
>>665850467 I did some fucked up stuff as teenager. Burned down a forest near my school wich almost resulted in nearby houses burning down. (never played with fire after that) Made a girl drink shit ton of vodka so that i could sleep with her when she barerly could say her own name. Only thing i got caught doing was when i stole someones creditcard and bought a shitton of stuff online. I think those are pretty normal shit teenagers do though.
Well I think I got away with tearing a tendon because I been doing this instant orgasm shit for an hour and all that happened is my wrist feels hot and feels wet SO IT DONT TEAR A TENDON DONT POST DUMB SHIT THAT DONT WORK
They get themselves into these fucking stupid situations that negatively affect nearly everyone they meet that can be EASILY avoided if you just had some actual responsibility and decided to actually be a fucking adult.
>>665856397 This. There's no way a 15 year old can be that fucking stupid. People don't give 15 year olds enough credit. I mean, at that stage, they're literally learning complex math that studies say 20% of adults don't know. You must've been a real dumbass.
About 15 years, old, and equal age 2nd cousin and I were in the back of car for about a 1 hour road trip. She was sleeping a little so I creeped my hand up her leg and then down her pants. She squirmed a, little but didn't "wake" as I pet her pussy.
The only thing that comes to mind is stealing money from the church. >One of those big water cooler jugs filled with money. >Mostly coins, but a couple 20s on top. >Tipped the jug on its side and fished them out. >Bought a tennis racket from a buddy. >Still have it. >Still go to church. >Think about it all the time and wonder if I'm fucked.
>>665856758 Likely OP thought there was a glitch that resulted in him getting free games, and thought that he was exploiting said glitch.
Also, I think we give 15 year olds exactly enough credit. In spit of learning complex maths, they are still inexperienced and stupid. Almost every single one of us did some really dangerous and stupid shit at that age.
when I was 17 (4 years ago) I cried rape on my BF after I found texts on his phone saying that he was planning on dumping me (I suspected for a while he was also cheating). I thought it was fair as he was dumping me merely weeks after I was diagnosed with pretty bad depression and I wanted him to suffer for making things worse.
He was sentenced to 8 years but was found hanged in his cell 18 months into his prison sentence after his appeal failed. His parents and family all believed me and his parents treat me like their own daughter now. They even put down a pretty big deposit on my apartment to help me "get back on my feet". They've never even visited his grave and only a cousin of his that he hadn't seen since childhood turned up for his funeral because of what they believe he did to me. Not really proud or ashamed just...meh..
I was 12 years old and upset after getting bullied at school, and it looked a lot like the neighbour's out-doors cat who often sat in our garden. I reached out to pet it, but then it clawed me in my hand.
I didn't strangle it to death, I realised what I was doing in time and let go. But it just laid there on the ground, staring in the distance and panting rapidly. I ran away and don't know what happened to him afterwards.
I left my 8 year old boy and my wife in 2011 and haven't looked back since. I had enough of it one night, left my phone on the kitchen table, took a total of $8k and left at 2AM. Just walked out. No conversation, no argument. Not even a note or a letter and I haven't looked back since.
They both soon realized how good they had it when I was around. She never worked since we got married but the last I heard she was working every shift and all the hours she can get breaking her back at fucking Walmart to pay the bills and she's way behind on mortgage payments. This was in November so for all I know she could have lost the house.
I now live it up in Cartagena in Colombia, own a bar and I couldn't be happier. You should see the women out here. No regrets.
I've been having an affair with my best buddy since childhoods wife and he still doesn't know. He served 2 tours of Afghan and one in Iraq and each time he was away it would start up again.
He came back wounded from his last tour and I would visit him in the hospital and sit in on his physio sessions to encourage him. Only most of the time I was banging his wife a few hours later. He's recovered pretty well since, but he's all fucked up from the PTSD. Our affair still carries on even now as she constantly complains about how he has no desire to sleep with her and that he came back from his last tour "half the man he was when he left".
>be 16 me Fuck greentext I'm on the phone Be at party Lots of alcohol and girls Be a beta like I was and pleb out and go to bed at 10 Wake up when these two women come into room drunk af They laugh at me I get up to leave bedroom >hadboner.exe They giggle No not that, I'm a comfortable 7" They were like 40 First time I ate pussy And only three some And after I finished in one, she pushed me down and made me eat my cum out of her vag... ... Swear to fucking God it's true, and I've told this story before.
>>665852594 spoiler: his grandma walked in on him ballz deep in his cousin. he told her to turn around and pull her granny panties down. then he fucked her in the ass and came in her eye. she never spoke a word of it, so long as he promised to come by every weekend and do it again. to this day his grandmother has a perpetually sore butthole and red eyes that never seem to get better.
>used to go to squat parties & illegal raves >met a group at service station on way to a rave >their car was full, a girl came in our car rest of journey >give her ketamine at rave >see her dead in bush few hours later >illegal rave - her body was left there for months before it was found
>>665850467 >friends grandad gets 5 grand from dead relative >lets us use his card to get cash out for stuff he needs from the shop >he suggests we use it to buy shit for ourselves >end up spending about 4 grand in 3 months on food, weed and alcohol >living like kings >grandad finds out about missing cash >thinks it was due to a guy on the phone he spoke to about PPI >never found out
>>665858538 As someone who did 6 deployments btw Iraq and Afghanistan and saw many good men destroyed in those wars only to come home to cheating spouses, I really hope something awful happens to you one day.
>have boyfriend I really like >mostly just a sex thing >doubt he wanted anything long term >afraid he might leave me eventually >use pin to poke holes in boyfriend's condoms so he could get me pregnant >success >shotgun wedding
I'm happy in our marriage and I think he mostly is too, so it worked out, but I do feel a little guily.
>met someone in the night who had a unique character.txt >hinted that she wanted a night with me >went to her apartment. >light next to the door.jpg > I turned it on. >She unlocked the door.exe >open the door >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur.
>be 17 >driving home from school >see old couple walking on side of road >TargetAcquired.jpg >speed up behind them >they don't know I'm there >as I pass I lean on the horn >laugh ass off >look back in my mirror >old man is crumpled on the road clutching his chest with his wife bent over him >MFW I gave an old man a heart attack
Still do it to this very day when I spot some elderly people walking along while I'm out cruisin. Maybe once or twice a month. Never got that 2nd heart attack yet though.
>be 11 >mom just decided shes a strong independent woman who dont need no man and divorced my dad >we end up having to move in rent in a dump of an apartment, electricity and water was barely working, no chance of any heating or hot water at all >never had the option to stay with my dad >she brings in a fat smily metalhead >tells me they love eachother >tells me shes pregnant >metalhead abandons the ship when he finds out about the kid >mom still wants to keep it >she has no job, lives off my child support and off what she gets from her mom >i threaten suicide if she doesnt abort it and that i'd make sure to have my grandma know why i did it >she gets rid of it >realize now 10 years later i was 2edgy and shouldve let my mom have the kid and be disowned by my grandma so i get everything >no one else in my family knows >feelsbadman
When i was 12 i used to spend every weekend at my grandmas house. started doing sex experiments on my cousin that was 10 after everyone went to sleep. Never fucked her just got my dick sucked a bunch of times and licked her pussy. Just went to her wedding a few months ago. Im really curious if she told her new husband about this.
>>665866632 >Out getting drunk with friend. >feels goodman. >Walking home after a lot of cider see cuntlord on same woodland path. >see old scaffold bar >see big hole from uprooted tree >Seize the moment.com
>Bullied many kids in highschool, made their life miserable >Cheated on many exams at a top tier Uni, got excelent grades >Crashed a car drunk, got money from the insurance company >Stole bottles of alcohol from clubs >Cheated on my girlfriend multiple times and still attracted to sex with strangers >Stole entry tickets from a cashier at a club, got in for free
>>665866967 >pick up iron bar as cuntlord pushes past me. >hit back of skull >bonesshatter.mp4 >body twitching on floor. >nogoindown4this.co.uk >Roll cuntlord into hole >notsure.if death. Dgaf not goin down.
Grew up with one best mate. We stayed over at each other's house Played MarioKart SNES all the fucking time. Smoked together, he'll we smoked two cigs at the same time as we were double hard. We did everything together from the age of 2-14. It was at this point he got cocky one day at school and out of the blue asked me to fight in the school yard. I really loved this bloke like a brother and I knew if we fought we'd never be friends. So with the entire school surrounding us like fight club I walked away and took a few digs from the crowd. I cried "why would he do this"!!! Any ways we remained friends and we went clubbing and I was the only one who pulled...must of fucked everyone. I'd walk in to clubs and say hi to 100's of people I knew. Drank loads and fucked loads.
He got a girlfriend finally, the niece of his next door neighbour. After a year being inseparable I went out one Saturday and she was there without him. I was surrounded by a crowd and I pulled her to me and grabbed her pussy. She was dripping and she opened my fly, grabbed my cock and took me to the loo's. We fucked and she loved it. Even let me finger her ass as I fucked her. For me she was an ordinary fuck, nothing special!
Everyday after then I watched them hold hands and eventually marry and have kids. They are a happy couple but I know and so does she that I fuck better.
>Be me >Year and a half ago >lived at my friends house >took shitloads of acid >FuckDidIJustSwallowThoseTabs.avi >not sure of the time needed for effects to kick in as usually don't swallow >effects come in hard about an hour later >was not ready for the intensity >weird fucked up trip, thought I had died and had gone to heaven >don't really remember much of the trip >find myself in a field outside her house >police sirens coming >OhShitWhatHaveIDone.jpg >mfw I'm on acid being arrested >mfw I had got naked and threatened to kill friend and other friend who was there >mfw I smashed the house to pieces and had thrown shit through the windows
Some how I got the police to take me home rather then lock me up, fuck it I lost one of my best friends that night.
>be me senior years of college >long night of partying with friends > head back to my place...me, girlfriend, her hot bset friend, my roommate (total man-whore) >climb into bed with my gf...she passes out quickly >hear my roommate chatting up gf's hot best friend in next room (his bedroom) >get up, knock on roommate's door, ask hot chick if she needs a ride home >"yes...that would be great anon" >take her home and fuck her for a couple of hours all over her apartment > drive home and crawl back in bed with sleeping girlfriend
>Be me, 16 year old >I was learning lot stuff about hacking, and tinkering websites. >Found a vulnerable website to php upload . >Had fun that night (changed all the profile photos to Guy Fawkes masks, posted freaky stuff as admin etc) >Webmaster finds it out and shuts the website down >Next day > He posts a thread about this hacking and said found out who did it. Threatened to sue me. > And I threatened him back that I will share the source code (which I don't have) >Thank God he didn't sue me. After then never tried to hack a website.
>>665850467 Walking to my mumz house and a neighbor ran up to me crying wanted me to help put out a fire in her house. She hitted that I can get the hose to help. Being the good person that I am. Told her fuck that that's why there is a fire department. Ran to my mumz house to tell my family. We all came back to see the house burn.. Great times !!!
>>665867538 >Trunk of tree laying nearby. >Roll on top >def dead now >Fill in rest of hole >takesawhile >move sapling over grave >tree will grow >cover with leaf litter >looks like rest of forest >goodjob.op
>two month ago we end up on a friends house to sleep >same bed, she undresses to just shirt and leggins >hear some heavy breathing and i start touching her ass through the leggins >shit was tight
>shes laying face down next to me >dying with anticipation >i get cocky enough to put down her leggins half way >shes just wearing a thong dick is diamonds >put thong to the side and slowly i rub one finger over her asshole
>shes getting wet, sometimes she moves and scares me but this is too much fun >i grab her hips and push her to me so now shes with her back to my chest >pull up her shirt and start playing with her belly button piercing >push her ass to my dick and get my hand to her titties. Shes has no bewbs just perky nipples. Start massaging them
>be me 17ish at the time >best friend at the time concerned this girl he was madly in love with would kill herself >crazy bitch had a history of self harming etc. >asks me to drive to her house because he cant get there >literally 2 minute drive from my house >"nah im good bro" >little sister finds her hanging in back shed with slit wrists >only people that know I could have temporarily prevented her suicide are her sister old best friend and current fuckbuddy/basically girlfriend >i still terrorise her little sister on facebook for lols >current fuck buddy is most recent best friends ex >hes still madly in love with her
>>665868549 >Years later still happy that cuntlord got what he deserves. >Would doitagain.net >Now 38 >Starting to get turned on by murder >Considering 404ing everyone that has pissed me off. >Britfag so no gunsandammo >sendmeagun and will post results.
>nipples gotta be sensitive, she moves a bit, i get her back to her position. I grab her leg and make her spread >get my hand under her panties >now shes wet as fuck >she has some pubes hair like from not shaving for a week or so >i rub my hand all over her pussy. her juices are everywhere. make her taste them >with a finger on her mouth i get back to her pussy. shes licking it feel her tongue piercing. >stick a finger on her pussy and i start finger banging her
>now shes breathing faster and moans a bit >keep fingering her and i get her juices over her asshole >Lets try the Pinky finger >get it like 2/3 down her asshole. almost wake up but just turns around a bit >move her like a ragdoll back to me and i get a grip on her pussy again >panties are drenched in juices by now >now theres two fingers on her pussy, she starts moving her hip in dreams fucking my fingers
>thats the hottest, watching her fucking my fingers while asleep. she might be a cunt but her body is honest. >at last alarm starts buzzing >wake up next to me >-Aww anon what time is it? >check clock its 2 pm >-Shit im late my mom is gonna kill me! >Starts dressing up, i know shes feeling her wet panties >-I had a weird dream anon....
tl,dr: I discovered my friend was a heavy sleeper and molested her
>>665850467 My ex g/f was constantly doting on this huge black lab of hers and it was a stupid piece of shit dog. Her little daughter was also giving me a lot of attitude. Eventually we broke up so, as my parting gift, I broke into her house when I knew she was out with her daughter at the circus and choked the dog to death and left it dead in the kid's bedroom right in the middle of the floor.
>>665851437 >>665867649 Pretty sure they trace the money (they'd find out what account used it and null it) yeah, callin BS, or I am going to use my card and go buy a car and say it got hacked, get my money and car...
>>665850467 worked in a retail store where customers would buy items then I'd fetch them from a warehouse and give it to them, didn't look at the codes correctly on one customers purchase ended up giving away a £400 Xbox one bundle instead of a £30 game for the Xbox one that they actually bought, the store never found out thank fuck
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