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2500 Checking in!

>>665849918
fukin abbo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgNLKebVLao

I want Clive Palmer for president

im moving to perth from UK in 4 days
woooooooo

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>>665850484
Nah but moar?

>>665850245
>Donates millions to his own party
>makes employees redundant
>woops no money left

Seems like a good bloke

>>665850484
Looks very similar but not the person I thought. Which is very sad

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kek

>>665850531
Not to mention owning a soccer team, then realising he fucking hates soccer.

>>665850484
Her mom

>>665850484
She goes off in the sack

2333 checking in,

The weather is really crap right now, anyone else agree?

>>665850585
B-but the dinosaur park turned out SO well..

2830 checking in.

Nigger faggot

>>665850685
what are you fucking gay

>>665850645
>mfw he called it Palmersaurous
Can't forget Titanic II either.

3220 checking in, anyone else cop the flood?

>>665850685
We pronounce that abo poof here mate

4151 checking in, hello?

>>665849918
The ball bearing bird is the best fucking song ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt8-HXJ5oh8

>>665850815
Fuuuuck.
Some people shouldnt be allowed to make decisions.

The things id do with the money hes wasted.

>>665850685
Yeah nah your fucked

>>665850578
Who's it look like?

2035 eastern beaches cunts

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yeah nah get fucked cunt

>>665850880
You'd spend it on booze n hookers?

>>665851017
Fuuuuck mate

>>665851003
Well that and enough green and molly to last a lifetime. What would i do with my other pile of money...

flamin flamingos gee golly look at that sheila mate

spoofin gallahs gee willickas

>>665851277
Nahh but keep dumping yeah?

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would destroy both their asses

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>>665851357
dem frillies get me every time

>>665850682
same. fuck this shithole.

2614 checking in.

>>665850389
kek, moving to the worst city

Any femanons up for aroot

>>665851357
Ugh..lee

Got a Tinder date with an 18 year old FOBby Chinese girl in the city tomorrow. Wish me luck, boiz.

>>665851727
Zozzle

>>665851638

come for a chop?

>>665851782
Fuck the slut sideways mate.

>>665851782
Hope you don't wake up without a kidney dude

>>665851787
Who is zozzle?

>>665850945

Why would I ever say names?

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>>665851499
I got Chuuuuu anon!

>>665851948

Newfag detected

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>>665851499

>>665852159
Or are you the newfag for taking bait?

>>665852079
just want to know who this slut is

>>665852159
How many bevvies does she need to loose the inhibitions?

>>665852248

I thought long and very hard before posting that i don't think its bait... anybody else agree?

>>665852214
2014?????

>>665852159
only newfags call newfags newfag, newfag. I'm tired of you summery cunts jumping on bullshit bandwagons that you assume are memes, when it's just shit. You filthy, candyass roodypoo, etc.

Anyone have any Adelaide sluts, like Jordi mintz, Jay silvestri, Sammi alonge?

>>665852458
???

any perth sluts, or rockingham/mandurah?

>>665852539
The filename - you must be Tasmanian

>>665849918
I'm thinking of moving to Melbourne from Sweden. Just going to look for any shop job or some teaching assistant position. Can you even make a living doing that in your town? How receptive are you guys to newcomers?
I have British parents, so my accent is sort of a posh London accent. How will that be received? I already know to not be offended by being called a cunt, but surely you can't call your workmates that?

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this thread is shit, bye cunts

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>>665852617
lol they were saved in 2014, problem?

>>665850981
2036 here cunt

>>665852633
don't call anyone a cunt until they've called you it like 5 times.

never call a bogan a cunt if you have a posh accent, you'll get raped.

>>665850484
someone find her and fuck with her

>>665852935
sure thing boss, i'll get right to it!

6006 cunnt

>>665852760
Call everyone in Australia a cunt and a bogan, They're all weak as fuck. They think cause they all have beer guts and tribal tatoos they are all bikies.

6100 m reporting in

>>665853080
Stop trying to be a hard cunt faggot

>>665853080
Where exactly is it that you get this warped perspective of what an Australian person is like?

>>665853080
if some foreign cunt goes up to a drunk bogan and calls him a cunt, he's gonna get fucked, regardless of how weak you think we are

How's the work situation for young adults in Adelaide, Melbourne and Perth? Can you get an easy job in shops or warehouses without any experience in the field?

2557 here

>>665853195
>>665853222
>>665853258

>tribal tattoo detected
Wasted trips on the inbred.

6149 cunts

>>665853343
Spider, no tribal

>>665853258
Bet this guy does cross fit and thinks he can fight cause he clean and jerks 20 kg's.

6168, anyone got any nudes from around rockingham

>>665853423
>Spider

As if that's any less fucking cringe.

>>665853292
LOL HAVEFUN

> be 15
> works in fast food industry as cook
> now 20
> nothing to show for it...

GG life

>>665853429
holy shit anon you got me, you're so cool like that

Talking of Australia without being proud to be of there... Should br quiet. Lets say anonymous are cool just to tell stories their way!

3799 here, heading back to 2612 on Monday though because I'm studying there. Can't wait tbh, uni life is the best.

>>665853361
Looking for a hookup? m here

Don't come to western Sydney if your a pussy cunt

http://www.9news.com.au/national/2016/01/28/06/40/welcome-to-mt-druitt-teens-head-stomped-in-brutal-gang-beating

>>665853664
trust mt druitt

>>665853566
Thanks faggot, you fucking losers are a dime a dozen now with your hipster singlets and turned up caps.

>>665853478
Noone wants to see anything from rocko naked

>>665851638
M/F??

>>665853488
I do apologise, enlighten me as to what you think a good tattoo is.

>>665853664
WOW, bunch of weak faggot get together to beat the fuck out of a single person.

>Nearly Afghanistan up in here

2046 reporting in

>>665849918
what can i do to emigrate from germany to australia?
i'm 22, next year fully trained system mechanic and approved welder, tig, stick and gmaw

Anybody here work at Bunnings? if so store code?

>>665853817
Something from your own culture.
>Meat pie
>Some kind of boxing kangaroo

Just saying since all you bogans go on about how straya shouldn't have any outside influence.

>>665853985
You are not a fucking african white woman raper are you?

Anyone from Maitland area?

>>665854072
that's why i want to leave germany, sick of it
it's australia or new zealand but i'm no hobbit so it's aussi

>>665853292
lol

>>665854010
This particular type of spider is native to Australia.

Those do actually sound like fairly bogan tattoos and I've seen a few around haha.

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>>665854199
also checkem

>>665854295
Is your nickname spider?

>>665854833
No

>>665854295
Is your nickname faggot?

4655 here

I see you niggas fighting on the beach on Australia day

>>665855152
Most people just call me cunt

>>665855246
Sounds like a massive faggot.

>>665855355
Well shit, you got me man

>>665850484
NSW?

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>>665849918
Anyone from radelaide on tonight?

2220 in..

>>665855018
moar?

27/M/4128

Sup?

>>665856027
i can dump if you want?

>>665850078
reppin the gong