do you even boner /b/ros?
it sounds to me that your a virgin neckbeard who lives in his mothers basement off a diet or doritos and mountain dew and have such disdain for this woman because she is a lady obviously but mainly because she is good looking, successful and funny. 3 things you will never be.
>she is good looking, successful and funny.
K stalker, but I'm right.
She is using her body way too much to market herself, if I wanted to take her seriously, she should work on her act.
Plus my gf is way better looking than female ghetto Jay Leno.
i'd love to fuck the shit out of her, im a sucker for fat thighs, chubby, tall, butterface, shes basically the type of chick i love to fuck,
shes also fast and witty, joke thievery aside, shes great on radioshows and shit, shed probably annoy me after awhile, but the story and her sexyness (to me) makes her 100% worth.
you dont have any jokes you fat retard
>claiming you have a gf
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha your almost as funny as amy hahahaha
I have fucked women just like her....
and I would fuck her if I had the chance. Shes uninhibited and fun. That is some of the best shit you can ask for in a woman.
So is it amy jewmer herself or an agent of hers posting the same few threads every few hours?
every post starts the same way and all the picture filenames are the same aswell, the poster is always aggressive and super defensive too.
No. She looks almost exactly like a fat girl I turned down in college. I also don't think she is funny, mostly because of her attitude. Her material seems very well written and is very imaginative and intelligent. It's just her face and her voice and all her fat and her nasty disrespectful attitude that ruin it.
Amy, you are a fat woman looking for attention and you are lucky that the masses think because you are cringe enough to talk about vagina and penis
eventually the whole being fat and proud will cease to be popular and you'll become like all the rest of the fat women who became famous claiming they were happy with their bodies then became skeletons.
>TL;DR Amy is really a skeleton
She's funny. She makes me laugh. Lrobably with other people's material, but that's fine. Would I fuck her? Maybe. I bet it be like fucking the michelin man, though
i love her so much that i have a collection of sculptures of her & some frog dude
Have met her IRL. She is not a fat pig like you would think, but is highly fuckable. Would love tenderly and cum on her face.
even when shes not looking her best shes at least 8.5/10
Say whatever you want about her!
But at least admit that she has gorgeous feet
Ugh, im a man that doesnt discriminate much but, Amy Schumer? That bitch is unfunny, fat and ugly, too much no, just no.
Losing my taste for her slowly but surely after going off on one of her fans for making a joke using her comedy such a stupid little cunt. She will be the next Sarah Silverman soon enough and hated even by her own friends.
i thought the same way as you
until i saw her on a this magazine cover
Butt hurt faggot detected. I meet the occassional celeb in my job, so as a comparison, she is not much bigger than supposed super model Kate Upton who can look like a refrigerator without a personality.
People really should watch this. You can't deny she's a joke thief after that.
LOVE ME AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
looks like michael chiklis. probably smells like a gym sock.
kate or amy, cause i'm with you on one, seriously i was joking at first but i repeat, IS AMY SCHUMER ON /B/, iv'e seen you fags call boxxy a fat ugly pig, same with suzy from game grumps, those chicks are far hotter and you faggots are defending her, it's not like this is a fap thread either your not trying to get off either you guys are actually amy schumer or you are literaly defending a celebrity for moral reasons, that is some ultra normie faggot shit right there
Yeah, no she isn't. She PLAYS a trashy slut in her act. She's actually an up tight feminist who bitches and moans about 'sexist' jokes when she's not the one telling them.
No but Sarah Silverman makes me feel funny. I have a thing for her type of Jew.
>tits or gtfo
it's how we respond to all other girls trying to affirm their self worth on /b/, also has anyone actually come out and said that they weren't amy schumer hm?