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If your job can be replaced by a robot, you are a fucking loser.
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>>665835351
thats literally every job fag8
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>>665835494

so hookers are the only ones that aren't losers?
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>>665835494
the fag is one who faggot as fag8
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>>665835494
computer scientist
suck on my digital nips
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>>665835580
give the asians some time
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>>665835580
Technically hookers could be replaced by sex robots as well.
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>>665835494
scientists cant be replaced by a robot. Robots can't conclude based on evidence, nor can they understand or learn from proper research.

they also can't design things without human input. IE) designing buildings, bridges, guns, etc.
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>>665835737
Computer scientist isnt a job title
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>>665835802
Autism
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>>665835802
yeah what about post singularity?
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>>665835802
wrong, if a robot with enough intelligence was created he would just be a better version of a human
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>>665835494
Climbing arborist; my job won't be done by robots for literally a century. I promise. We are the shit.
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>>665835881
You're as fucking retarded as ricky aren't ya ?
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>>665835737
comp sci... compilers do 99% of your job aside from high level language shit that i guarantee will be automated
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>>665836180
Ah but is the 1% not creditied to human ?
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>>665835351
Pipe Fitter reporting in. A robot cannot do my job. No college needed and make 48 USD an hour.
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>>665836281
What do u do
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>>665836058
century is just your lifespan, honestly in the future that probably won't be a job.
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>>665836180
sooooo Skynet?
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>>665836178
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>>665835351
You got the rest of that image set?
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>>665836281
I'm gonna call you Mario, you fucking plumber.
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>>665835790
Yes pls, STDs are literally the only reason I don't fuck hookers.
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>>665836281
How long was training? How much $$? Is it difficult work?
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>>665836264
i need muh program to do X. lemme choose from a list of libraries so i can hur dur my application. programming is destined for automation
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>>665836500
Right lol. Although I do not deal with shit
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I'm a cashier. Try replacing that with robots.
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>>665836373
It involves a lot of math, problem solving, strength, dex, and balls
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>>665836058
knock up all the tree hugger bitches for us
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>>665835351
Artificial intelligence will replace is all
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afaik there is no machine that can shitpost harder than I do.
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>>665835351
>>665836482
here
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>>665836407
Only as long as there is one single tree left standing.
I have spent many hours cabling trunks of ancient oaks together to prevent failure, and thousands chasing deadwood and bagging and removing mistletoe.
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>>665837226
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>>665837280
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>>665837318
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Good thing robots can't replace a pile of organic waste, I'll never be out of a job.
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>>665837355
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Firefighter/ EMT
Try and build robots for that shit. I dare you world. I fuckin dare you.
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>>665837388
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>>665836961
Only the ones who don't know my name.

Capcha: boss as fuck
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>>665836919
>Balls

Cause standing on a ladder pyramid on top of a scissor lift to replace pipes in a ceiling takes more testicles than intelligence
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>>665837436
forgot to say, that's the last one
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>>665837318
Beat me too it. Now fap in your cellar dweller cave as your hot pocket nukes.
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>>665835351
I replaced a robot's job.. So I'm winning? Lol
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>>665836972
>implying the job of AI researcher can be replaced by an AI
>implying the job of professional psychological and emotional support can be replaced by an AI
>implying programmers and scientists can be replaced by AI
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>>665835802
Well.. Not yet. The robot uprising is coming.
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>>665837447
well done, now cash in on it.
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>>665836668
Training was hands on and I picked it up in 2 years. if you take the NCCR classes its like 5 semesters but if you take the test it is just 50 USD. Once you are certified then you should make no less than 32 USD an hour. About the work it is not for everyone. Pic related. it is about 150 foot up on a scaffold pole. I was doing a simple bolt up and took a selfie.
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>>665837573
Emotions are all just chemical responses, as soon as it's all figured out 100% psychologists and emotional support will be obsolete.
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>>665835351
Uh you realize that within decades robots will be performing most medical procedures and presiding over most legal matters right?

There are very few jobs that can't be automated and as technology advances most of them will be.
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>>665835351

>TFW Automation and robotics engineer
>TFW i'm probably the person who builds the robot that replaces your job
>TFW i'm probably the person who builds the robot that replaces my job
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>>665837675
Nice fall arrest.

In all seriousness, I am putting googly eyes on my kask climb hat.
That is great.
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>>665835737
>what is machine learning?
Obviously you're not a very good computer scientist
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>>665835351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pq-S557XQU
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>>665837953
tfw u have no face
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>>665836058
That's a thing? Haha you fuckin pleb
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>>665838154

TFW = That Feel When
lurk more
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>>665837459
I am happy with what I do and enjoy the income it brings me and my family
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>>665838296
u just went full derpdong
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>>665838012
lol well you have to have fun in what you do
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>>665838296
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>>665838012
btw. if you do that then I will dub you an honorary member of the ojos locos
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>>665838528
zoz get back to meme school
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>>665835351
nigga, my job can be done by a corpse with a tape recorder
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>>665838051
>>665836180
You dont know anything bout programming right? Machines cant solve abstract problrm (not yet) so they cant program anything. Compilers only translate TRANSLATE you fucking moron. And machine learning has nothing in common with programming, machine learns to take decisioms based on a previously learned set of decisions.
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I sadly cannot wait for the day my profession is replaced by robots. Instant tattoos that are completely accurate and clean would be amazing. I'd rather people be able to get great tats everywhere than keep my job.
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>>665838224

It is most certainly a thing, friend.
Things need done; people figure out how.
I have the coolest job; every day is different, I look great naked, there are truly unique engineering problems for me to solve sometimes multiple times a day.

Next year, when you make your annual trip outdoors to visit grandma so that she doesn't cut your neet ass out of the will, look at every large tree and imagine how you would get them down and out of the yard. The theory is the best part.
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>>665836058
i think its cool dude fuck that other loser
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>67 replies
>only one person asked for sauce
poor Shad
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>>665838648
What are ojos locos?
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i don't have a job, ergo it can't be replaced by a robot, ergo i'm not a loser.
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>>665839846
If you're in shape, look into it.
My apprentice is an extreme sports/festival enthusiast.
He's a natural.
He also has no professional experience prior to this besides food.
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>>665840101
I am and i already rock climb! I'll definitely look into it as i need a job change plus i live in seattle. lots of trees.
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>>665835351
I am in charge of several robots that do the jobs about 40 people per shift used to do. Loser or no? I robot couldn't do my job because I make the decisions when the robots fuck up.... Basically I get paid to browse 4chins
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>>665840239
holy fuck i just got that pic..zoz
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>>665840231
Whoa. Big trees.

That picture was a massive red oak; truly a titan around here.
It was about a hundred feet tall with a spread of about as much.

Y'all have some trees that would dwarf this guy.
For real. Climb trees.
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>>665835351
I think every job can be anon... so...
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the truthofthe matter is the vast majority of jobs can be replaced by a computer but we all prefer customer service, phone lines (online webpage) admin (could be replaced with a pencil and paper lol) security (cameras automated systems and key passes) hell even footballers could be replaced by computers

i think the real question is what cant be replaced by a computer?

repair jobs
coding (mabye in the future idk)

any other ideas for jobs that cant be replaced by a computer?
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>>665840573
Massive. It would be really hard to kill such an amazing being but i suppose it has to be done sometimes..
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>>665835351
In the near future, as A.I. and robotics become better every year, a lot of jobs gonna be replaced, not only of burgerflippers, but of CEOs as well. It's the robotic revolution with much more impact than even the industrial revolution, and it's coming. There will either be dramatic social and political change, or there will be a lot of really poor people. Could end in utopia or distopia. What a great time to be alive.
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>>665835351
a human is a machine too
soon robot will be better than human in every fields
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>>665840573
boy don't tell me you skipped leg day...
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>>665837355
>>665837388
>>665837436
I never thought I'd ever fap to dickgirls. What has happened to me?
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>>665835351
Car Washer
Check and mate.
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>>665837573
soon ia will be geater than human intelligence
in fact animals intelligence is really shitty because brain emrge from hazardous construction
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>>665840930
Southern red oaks have a rather short natural lifespan. This one was beginning to fail and had succumb to hypoxylin canker.
It was 96 years old.
It took the two of us 8 days to haul off.


....I mean, a tree doesn't have to be a threat for someone to pay me to remove it, but in this case it was.
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>>665841104
Every day is leg day. My arms and core don't handle anything that my legs don't carry.
My upper body is dwarfed by my legs. Including calves. C:
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>>665835351
In sh├Ąd we trust.
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>>665837436
You better fucking thank shad for using his pictures
Shadbase.com
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>>665835802
>herpderp what is cognitive compooting?
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>Implying robots could bake
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Technician at a radio station .... thanks god no robot can fucking run around the town like a lunatic trying to buy a 3,5 -> 5,5 jack reduction after the last one has been lost and nobody fucking said anything
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>>665835802
Do what now??? There are robots programmed to solve tasks through abstract methods and upgrading themselves. Shits full auto
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>>665835802
>yet
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>>665835351
watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pq-S557XQU
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>>665835494
HA I'm a humanities major, suck my dick robots
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>>665842872
this
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>>665839910
Not op
CrAzY EyEs
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>>665842021
>implying they can't
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>>665835351
speech translators aren't fully developed, does that mean shorthand typists are winners?
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>>665835494
I'm an engineer. The guy building said robots. One day sure. But when the time comes that robots take my job, the robots will have taken over anyway.
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>>665841063
robot = machine
machine != robot
you're in the right area, just overgeneralizing it.
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