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Dead!

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And then there's two.

Let there be 3
Dunners reporting brah

>>665830915
Not dead!
>>665831066
Hey mate. I think this is why we don't have threads before ten now.

>>665831170
Possibly! She's pretty quiet in here

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Sooo, boo, no cricket.

>>665831394
Chur. Get up to much today?
>>665831478
Literally all I know is that the ACC went to the pub.

Aw yeah son. Let's get this train rollin'

>>665831686
Fair call too, was pissing down.

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Palmy here

>>665831852
Been pissing down most places, I reckon.
But nah, I dunno where it is, or who's playing who, or anything.

>>665831686
Nothing at all man
Went and met my mates dogs today, they're pretty cool. Not sure what breed, more like farm dogs though
And yourself?

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>>665831865
Hey fellow pnfag

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Anyone know her?

>>665832049
Oh yeah, forgot you're doing that! Does he live in the boonies, like, or nah?
Bugger all. Watched The Monuments Men, probably the highlight of the day

>>665831988
Checked. NZ vs Paki one day match in HB.

>>665831865
thank you mr skeltor.

>>665832075
You got any Palmy girls?

>>665832794
Palmy here, might be able to dig up a few if you want

>>665832422
Nah he's just around the road from me actually
He's a hunter so I'd assume he takes the dogs out sometime.
He was showing me his guns too, mint collection, might have to go out with him sometime
Sounds chilled! Good movie?

>>665832972
I go to uni in palmy, chur

Yozah auckland reporting in

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>>665832972
Yeah that'll be mean, finally having other people post haha

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>>665833257

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>>665833187
Same here, what ya studying?

>>665833314
Ag, wby?

>>665833292
Don't claim that that's Palmy
That shit is dunners

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>>665833292
Dipshit computer spazzed out and deleted most of my collection, sorry bruh

>>665833388
Software Engineering :)

>>665832075
who is this chick

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>>665833405
Not claiming its palmy?
>>665833428
Aww man, guts, any deets on these grils?

>>665833075
Well, just around from you could well be the boonies!
That's cool, you been hunting before?
Yeah, was pretty good. Been dead quiet day though

>>665833509
Nice nice, what year?

>>665833527
Um, well, it's me XD

>>665833524
Reverse img search... doubt shes from nz

>>665833561
About to start second, out of halls and into a flat :)

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>>665833314
>>665833428
She's nice, name or initials?

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>>665833624
Um ok... hi x

>>665833679
Nice dude, where ya flatting?

>>665833755
You don't believe me XD Well sorry but I ain't timestamping bro, got company

>>665833722
I ain't giving that out, since it's me, sorry bro XD

>>665833819
Just central, 20mins walk from the Daily :D haha

>>665833827
Timestamp with company

>>665833827
Make them timestamp.

>>665833560
True, but nah not quite haha
Yeah it'll be good as. Nah never had the chance to really, always been keen though
Fuck, I haven't seen a good movie in a while, not a lot of good ones have been coming out lately
Yeah has been eh. I'm about done with the weather now, shit's so foggy up the hill

>>665833827
>>665833883
>'bro'
post more then

Sup 'tards.

Who wants to a pic?

>>665833827
posting nudes while you have company but you cant take a photo of you with a paper with date on it with some evidence that you're a girl

>>665833945
Hahah daily, classic. Good on ya

>>665834009
>>665834050
Not suitable company for timestamp guys, sorry.

>>665834181
I want to a pic, please.

>>665834216
Easier to hide a laptop screen then to whip out tits.

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>>665834181
Tea fixes everything.

Harden the fuck up.

>>665834144
Implying that I can't be a girl because I use 'bro' XD silly virgin

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>>665834181
Here's one, sorry it's so lo res. I have shitty webcam.

>>665834361
gtfo faggot

>>665834452
Cry more you virgin faggot. I'll do what I want.

>>665834361
Picture showing breasts through clothes

>>665834438
just post more pics

>>665834242
Don't tell me you don't go? XD

wot was up with the purple sky in welly before

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>>665834551
Yessir

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>>665834440
Fuck thats basically me.

>>665834685
aliums

>>665834131
It's pretty cool. Haven't been in bloody ages, but it's real nice out in the sticks.
Don't really do movies, really don't do cinemas!
Eh, I don't mind it still. Prefer this to the heat.
>>665834363
No idea what you're on about, but I've got tea and it's a good time.

>>665834587
Hahah yeah, not as much now though. When I was a firsty the daily was empty on thursdays and saturdays. Pretty buzzy how you have to wait in line for like 20 mins now.

>>665834878
Dude if you leave it after about 12 you're fucked. Ain't no way you're getting back in there XD

>>665834688
What female keeps nude photos of themselves on their computer though? Just askin

>>665835037
What female imports nudes of herself onto her laptop?

>>665834967
yeah just cause you rock up at 10 on the bus and get in early haha

>>665834914
fuck off kady21

>>665835037
The kind who ends every sentence on 4chan with "XD" and isn't actually a female?

>>665834729
I can imagine! It'd be good to get away from city life for a bit
Yeah fair enough! Last movie I seen at the cinema was Everest, seen that? Bloody good movie
That's true, I'd pick this over Auckland at the moment

>>665835037
>>665835136

I'm not you're average female, I guess.

>>665835202

I'll type how I want, thanks.

>>665835136
Theyve been taken at an earlier point in time ??

>>665835310
>showing family vacation pictures
>scrolling through slideshow
>suddenly nudes

okay makes sense

>>665835289
All good and well, but until we see a cute timestamp with "XD" on it, I'll keep on doubting your legitimacy!

>>665835462
Lol exactly, logic

>>665835289
>I'm not you're average female, I guess.

Yeah, most of them don't have a dick.

>>665835462
There's this new age thing called a locked folder, fgt

>>665834688
keep posting sxc

>>665835289
tell me more about yourself anon

>>665835512
That's cool, doesn't bother me.

>>665835637
What do you wanna know?

>>665835277
It's good, man. Last time we went up to a friend of a friends farm in fucking nowhere-land,
cruised around in his beater Hilux, fished some random spots, and shot any hares on his land.
Nah, haven't seen it. Most recent movie I've seen is the latest Bond one. Heard it's good though.

>>665835808
wut that mouth do?

>>665835808
How to message you outside of 4chan

>>665830183
kill self

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6-4V3E38Wc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLaBTAMqaZ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puwE64PBMHI

>>665835863
Quite a bit. I pride myself on my BJ skills haha

>>665835808
Where are you from?
Age?
Height?
Weight?
Eye colour?

Why are you posting noods...

Anything

>>665835919
like kik?

>>665835949
you know the rules and so do I.
tits or gtfo.

>>665836032
Yeah or snapchat etc, obvs not facebook

>>665835980
Palmy, NZ. Was born in England.
19, 5ft 4ish, 66kgs, grey eyes.

Posting because I though I might cheer up some lonely b-tards (also I'm a little fucked up but ohwell)

>>665836032
Whats your insta

>>665836171
I might regret this, but kik is That_Awkward_Girlx

>>665836395
fuck off you troll.

>>665836225
>born in England
>5ft 4ish
>grey eyes

Guys I'm pretty sure she's a witch.

>>665836252
That's too private, sorry. Might make a more public one soon.

>>665836225
Show us more? Sounds great

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grats on winning rwc 2015, I think my country will never participate in the tournament

>>665836447
But.. I never got my hogwarts letter??

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>>665836225
What are you doing tomorrow night? Wanna drink / smoke / fuck?

>>665836225
5'4
66kgs.
jaa what a fat cunt.

>>665836576
Sorry bro, busy tomorrow night.

>>665830183
Any Te awamutu niggas in here?

>>665836225
>5ft4
>66kg
>slim in those photos
something doesnt add up, you big boned?

Anyone got Kelly Nafatali nudes

>>665836671
What about Saturday or Sunday or Monday?

>>665836719
I was just thinking this
>>665836585

>>665836719
Guess so, or just haven't weighed myself in a while. Meh

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>>665836722

>>665836855
Okay because I know a girl who was 5"9 and 60kg while being as slim as those photos

>>665836722
That nigger will beat your bitch ass to a pole

>>665836719
no such thing as big boned you fucking cuck.

>>665837031
thats why i said it dumbass

>>665837031
There's no helping, just let them believe...

>>665835843
That sounds like a mint chill as get away
I did go out with my brother and his mates but I was like 8 so it hardly counts
I haven't seen Bond movies in years! Yeah it was real good

>>665837022
Does she still have that birthmark on her left breast?

>>665831478
>>665831852

I swear 1/2 the time there is cricket at mclean park it gets rained out

>>665837296
Ikr, and it's not like they come to Palmy, grr

Any hawkes bay nudz

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oc

Anyone from whangarei?

So fucking humid. Like living in the devil's bumcrack.

>>665837578
Name?

>>665837254
Yeah, man. Didn't see anyone else for three days. Peaceful as out there.
I can go three days without seeing anyone now, but it's not so good lol
The last two are probably worth a watch! I'll watch Everest some time, old boy's got it

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Any other Palmy people ganna post?

>>665838219
fuck off cunt.
you have a disease.
go sort yourself out.

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>>665838119
Maria rogers, you?

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>>665838119
Jenna

Nice 4.1 earthquake 2day in chch? Anyone else felt something?

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Dunedin University student , holiday in Tauranga right now.

It is warm and wet, just the way I like it.

Missing the hunting down south.

>>665838462
Yeah, i was eating lunch. I work in sockburn area so was quite close to me.

>>665838148
I can imagine! Nothing like getting away from most people and technology and just going out and enjoying yourself
Yeah I get what you mean, don't wanna get too isolated
Might watch em' sometime when I get bored, which is often. Everest is a bit of an emotional roller-coaster though!

>>665838314
calm down before you blow a foofoo valve

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As a Americunt wanting to move to NZ is there anything I need to know i wanted to move somewhere close to Matamata

>>665838499
You ever kill a deer then cut a hole in its belly and fuck the guts?

>>665838672
carl barron lolol

>>665838701
shoot yourself with a shotgun before you get here. may aswell do it at home, it'll happen eventually anyway.

>>665838701
Yep, don't do that, unless you are a dairy farmer.

>>665838668
Bit late for that!
Yeah, they're good enough to kill some time, at least.
I've heard a bit about it haha! Mate of a mate was taking his son to Tibet, climb some mountain.
Was gonna show him the film before they went, mate was like "Nah...". Again, haven't seen it, but apparently his wee lad wouldn't have been so keen on going after watching it lol

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>>665838714

No. But I have camwhored on /b/ with dead animals plus their guts/blood on my naked body. The response was glorious, even though dead animals are very easy to obtain.

>>665838839
Is there somewhere else I wanted to be more in the woods and by the wAter

>>665838810
how does it feel being upside down?

>>665839322
pretty fucking cold to be honest

>>665839145
Eh
Yeah yeah, that's true
Hahah shit, yeah nah he wouldn't be too keen on the idea after watching it
Had the entire cinema sobbing by the end, still rate it though

>>665839307
Absolutely, fresh water or salt? Lake or river?

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>>665839420

Any1 got any weed in Otago area

>>665839597
kek

anyone got weed in wellington?

>>665839692
>banned

you should know not what to ask for.

>>665839488
Had to have a skim-read of the plot, see what the kicker was.
Eveyone dies. Right then!

What should I ask for then

>>665840062
Dunners nudes and ID's to come back

Auckland central reporting in.

>>665840006
I think a couple of em' survive, but it's pretty in depth

>>665840131
What u mean I'm new 2 4chan

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>>665839532
Freshwater preferably I just like to be left alone and the American political system is not in my taste

>>665840429
It's an awesome movie, only a couple of them die but through the character building etc you feel the impact of it. Quite weird considering it's American's playing New Zealanders tho

>>665840394
Do you have nice feet?

Auckland North shore reporting in - Grad student trying to find a fucking Programming job that doesnt require 3 years xp.

Hamilton or waikato nudes at?

>>665840429
Yeah, but the bloke leaves behind his unborn daughter and all that.
>>665840630
Not feeling it 'cause I just skimmed the Wiki article, but I can imagine how you'd get wound up in it

>>665840653
Visually I guess they're about average. In terms of smell on hot days like today, keep a safe distance.

>>665840549
Look into the parapara ranges, or the forgotten highway then. Way more remote, than around Matamata which is heavily farmed. Most likely to encounter people once or twice a year when they plant or harvest their weed.

>>665840883
Yeah, gets the feels going for sure

>>665841117
How were the fake kiwi accents?

Good good in the mail thoughts

>>665841353
he's gone.

>>665841353
They were the rural 80's accent, same you hear from New Zealanders in Aussie shows

>>665841353
They weren't bad, more the country NZ accent, sounds a bit Aussie occasionally

>>665841117
Fuck, now I don't know if you're GT-R guy or someone else.

>>665841566
I'm almost getting confused too, but yeah that was me

>>665841651
Need to fucking dial this shit back before it gets out of hand!
Anyway, you gonna go watch the rally when it's on?

>>665841931
Shit's getting fucking wild!
Don't really keep track of that stuff, don't even have any idea when it's on. You planning to?

It's too darn hot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS_YAKZH3lw

>>665842087
Start of April. Yeah man, I've gone for basically as long as I've been here.
Only motorsport we get down this way, gotta make the most of it!

>>665842188
I might have to! Depends what I'm up to around that time.
Yeah we don't get much down this way so I see why you'd go

>>665842161
milk was a bad choice.

how do ugly incel virgins get laid here in nz

>>665842161
All I could think of watching that was that ACC advert where that woman falls onto the coffee table
>>665842527
it's a pretty good weekend, I reckon.
Get to wander around Otago watching race cars!

>>665831865
got her name cuz?

>>665843028
personality.