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I feel like dumping a bunch of pics and vids of my slutty, drunk

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I feel like dumping a bunch of pics and vids of my slutty, drunk korean ex. What do you guys think about that.
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yespls
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>>665739588
plz do
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giv it to us
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>>665739691
mmm kay
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pls dump OP! she hot af!
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>>665740076
Continue
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She used to get hammered every time we went out. I regret not letting some strangers take turns on her while she was passed out.
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>>665740076
Thank you!
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>>665740076
dem nipples tho.
sorry, but she's not worth saving.
Has she been a good fuck at least?
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>>665739588
You're doing God's work OP.
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>>665740224
>>665740300
well that one is worrth saving
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She once blew me in the corner of a crowded club, my back to the dance floor. She was insatiable.
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Any pics of her sucking dick?
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God bless you OP, I wish you the best of luck in the future. You not only delivered, but didn't ask us of anything in return.
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>>665741134
Roll trips right now faggot.
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any foot pics?
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>>665741136
damn she's actually hot af
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>>665741285
rollerino
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>>665741285
hhhnnnnggg getting better and better
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>>665741285
Yes OP!
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>>665741285
done
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>>665741134

I know. I'm just sitting here having a wank
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>>665741285
I've got this!
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>>665741077
Ask and ye shall receive my brethren
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Rollerino
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>>665741538
Let me try again.
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>>665741575
Pic of dick in her ass, plz.
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>>665741285
Why are you guys actually rolling. It was a joke. What on earth.
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>>665741575
Oh fuck YES!
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Trips get!
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>>665741575
Any gifs or vids?
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>>665741575
OP you're legend. May I contribute these pictures in other threads, Sir?
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>>665739588
Any ass?
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>>665741683
sorry nigga, I thought you was serious.
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>>665741575

Under pussy? Or dick inside? Or from behind looking down?

VAGINA BASICALLY
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I feel for u anon korean broads are emotionally unstable and more then a bit crazy. There sexy don't get me wrong but usually to many screws loose.
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>>665741683
Damn OP you're a god
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H8 to break it to you but she is not Korean. Maybe Vietnamese or Laos
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>>665741575
Any bent over ass Bro ?
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>>665741671
Sadly never fucked her ass. "tried" to a couple of drunken nights, but she was impossibly tight.
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did she ever shave her cunt? and ever cum inside? any creampie photos?
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i have bigger tits than her
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>>665741846
Definitely Korean. Darker skin, but everything about the face is Korean.
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>>665742007
Tits or gtfo!
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>>665742007
you have bigger tits than a 38DD model too
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>>665741846

You do realise not everyone in Korea has done the K-Pop nose, lid and jaw surgery?
Also Vietnamese noses are wide as fuck. They're the niggers of the East
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Was her college GPA above 4.0 as epected from ching chong status?
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>>665742099
im a guy
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>>665742007
prove it
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>>665742029
Mmm I disagree. But Asian food is all the same.
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>>665741931
Nice cock how big?
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>>665741931
more pictures of tha sweet ass ?
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>>665742270
tits or gtfo!
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>>665742270
Still would like to see?
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>>665741931
You're the fucking man, OP
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>>665742226
shit that fucking hurt.
What am I doing on 4chan anyways, getting hurt by faggots talking about the girl I love's nose
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>>665742355

No it isn't. Is your experience of Asia American restaurants and pop culture? She's average Korean as fuck.
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>>665740076
Nevermind ABANDON THREAD
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post ass
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>>665742365
3 inches
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Looks familiar
/r/sWesSp
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Post some of that puss
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>>665742462
Friend, if you're pious, start a church. If not, keep dumping. we don't need anymore moralfags in here.
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>>665741575
Your cock is more appealing than your ex.
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>>665741761
Yeah sure. I suspect most /b/tards would do so anyway. She deserves to be shared a little.
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>>665741761
No You leave this poor girl alone
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>>665742818
fucking lies! But that is a nice cock though.
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>>665742818
That pretty gay /b/ro
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>>665742545
No. I have to disagree. So fuck off.
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>>665741285
Checkin em requesting sex pics
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>>665743092

Disagree all you want you cunt. Enjoy your plastic faced k-pop fantasies
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keep em coming anon my cock is dripping
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>>665742823
So besides for being a hoe, why did it end man?
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>>665741807
Okay
>>665741846
This guy.
>>665741993
Never shaved. I loved the hair tbh. No creampie photos or vids sadly. We only got into that a few times. Thank god she didn't have a little mixed baby. Christ.
>>665742029
Thanks for defending her. She's definitely 100% korean.
>>665742365
Thanks. 8 inches.
>>665742373
Looking.
>>665742663
Nice. Yep I dumped some in there just a sec ago. Thanks for fucking ruining my tease thread. Ass.
>>665742818
Not sure what to say.
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What bumfuk town in korea was she considered hot in? Spend 2 minutes in Seoul or Busan or hell even Daegu and youll see an ajuma hotter than that.
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>>665739588
did she smell like fish all the time?
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>>665743027
Fuck off baby dick. You just jelly OP got the footlong frankfurter and you got the little smokey.
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>>665743092
You may disagree, but that makes you both stubborn and an idiot. The guy said she's Korean, everyone else in the thread that commented (myself included) that she's Korean
But hey, to each their own. Do what you love
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>>665743335
She was more or less faithful to me during the 8 months we dated. So far as I could tell. She was just a drunk, abusive, unstable mess.
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>>665740224
Get off 4chan u cunt
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Dude I'm pretty sure OP's ex is korean. Coming from a white guy that grew up in China Town or Little Saigon. Been around the different Asians most of my life. Dated most except khmer even had a hmong broad. Good job OP good pixs !
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>>665743027
Fuck off baby dick. You just jelly OP got the footlong frankfurter and you got the little smokey
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>>665739588
>>665740076
>>665740224
God, Asians are so disgusting.

Literally every race other than white is so ugly.
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>>665743338
Fuck the h8'rs OP. She's sexy as fuck. Please keep posting.
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>>665743338

>definitely 100% korean

That faggot can't even tell Asian food apart, let alone women
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any vids?
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>>665741575
Damn, she's slurpin' that shit like a noodle.
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>>665743241
Your right she us Chinese my apologies
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>>665743346
What's with the hate. Who jumps in a dump thread to complain like that. Weak game virgin fag. Weak game.
>>665743433
Yes. Like lake trout wrapped in kimchi.
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>>665743338
Videos?
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>>665740224

Where in Korea were you?
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>>665739588
Her head looks big, but she's pretty cute. Nice little body. Would bang.
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>>665743544
OP how could you?
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>>665743607
He's right you know
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>>665743749
I need to see some more ass
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>>665743735

Try again in English
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>>665743544
>>665743749
One of you, get me some fuck pics.
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>>665739588
>anonteacher

ITT: faggot teacher got used by slut student to pass class and then got dumped, beta af
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>>665743544
oh jesus. Is she really getting that spread around? No joke. Um.... I guess who gives a shit? But yeah i've posted a few before so don't be a nigger.
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>>665743749
fuck, that is disgusting, i hate fish
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>>665740224
>>665740224
Whoa OP she has some Huge tits
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>>665739588
OP, can you explain this: >>665743544 ?
Why do you want to live in this imaginary world?
When the thread closes noone will care for you, so why on earth does making up stories make you feel better?
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>>665743544

Jesus Christ Android phone's title bars are a cluttered mess. Is that two battery indicators showing 52%??
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>>665739588
nice gf OP. where do you live?
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Ew. 4/11
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>>665743544
>>665743338
who the fuck cares, post the goddamn asian titties
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>>665743988
hahahaha! Sorry OP, guess shit gets around. Or your a filthy liar. I won't rule out either possibility.
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>>665744089
The anon probably doesn't have his shit in order configuring his custom ROM.
I love fiddlign around making a custom interface, iPhags all look the same, Windows is promosing though, being able to run desktop apps on it and visa/versa, that's going to be a game changer.
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>>665740224
What did you expect out of her? Asians cant drink for shit. 2 beers they are drunk, add one shot and they are so shitfaced.
Lrn to date gook girls
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>>665743607
This. How the fuck are you people attracted to Asians? How can you possibly say that OP's girl is attractive?
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>>665743979

He was/is probably a hogwan teacher; an english teacher at a cram school. I did that for two years in Daegu. Lots of fun.

The upside and downside of life in Korea is that getting shitfaced is about all most anybody does. So the bar/club scene is top fucking notch, and everybody enjoys partying, but also your money goes real fast.

Also girls either won't put out for the first 100 days you're together (seriously), or they're total whores and have fucked dozens and dozens of guys.
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>>665743607
Dude...not Japanese chicks. BUT when they get old...yuck.
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>>665741931
Epic bread my nigga
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>>665744863
>all Asians
>always ugly
Fixed that for you
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Less dick sucking more puss pls
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>>665744682
better a whore than nothing
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>>665744603

Because we're from the future, and you're from Alabama, which is to say, 1950.

It's more pathetic every year to *still* care about race, but hey, you want to embarrass yourselves, go right ahead. Asians are skinny, smart, and naturally hairless. White girls are fat, hairy, manipulative, and generally terrible human beings. No difficult choice.
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>>665743988
hey anon, I was part of our asian group a little while ago. glad to see you around again. i've been posting more too
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>>665745095
gr8b8b8ir88/8
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>>665744603
>5 foot skinny Taiwanese girl that is semi-nympho
>Always compliments me that 7.2" is "HUGE"
>when no verbal compliment her tiny hands compliment nonetheless
Shit is cash.
Western women have a shit culture and attitude.
White women look too much like guys now that it's metrosexual galore on the street.
Asian women look more like women without make-up.

Oh whay am Ieven bothering, Will hit "post" nonetheless or all this energy would be lost.

TL;DR
Asian girls > White girls
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>>665744497

Never seen a clean looking Android. Always some chicken scratch font, shit load of repeating icons on top
Sooner have jailbroken iOS
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>>665745095
Kek'd. That was subtle.
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>>665743988
got any of her passed out
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>>665744603
How can you not find different races of chick's sexy ? Doesn't matter what race if they sexy then they look good. By limiting to only one race your missing out on the wonderful pussy the world has to offer. Every asian chick isn't hott. But I wouldn't only wanna bang a certain race hot broads come from all ethnicities.
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>>665744959
I still like the Jap chicks.
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>>665745095
Agreed.
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>>665741285
Done
>zozzle
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Looks like Opie died
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>>665741285

Witness me
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None where she sits on the benis? Or any other way?
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>>665745095
Yep...they are some smooooooth and soft females. But I heard they don't like fat guys, so I'm fucked.
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anon !! Keep on posting i NEED
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>>665740547
wow I bet her pussy is tight and warm and that black hair is so soft
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>>665745712

Asian hair is usually much thicker
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>>665745095
>>665745283
>>665745366
>>665745367
>this monster is considered attractive
>"Asian women look more like women"

This thing does not look like a fucking woman, it looks like the missing link between fish and humans.
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>>665745299
I think mine is pretty nice. Just the basics at main screen, some widget shit on the second.
(dat time!)
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>>665745912
That's your opinion. And most of us don't care.
So why do you care about our opinions?
It's kind of sad.
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>>665745835
I wish I knew, I've only had sex with one Asian woman and she was shaved, and about 15 years my senior.
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>>665746394

I meant the head not the cunt. Unless you dated a cancerasian
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>>665743639
thx m8
>>665743765
could be vids if the faggotry settles down a tad
>>665744082
As I've said, I posted her before. Good luck image searching this OC.
>>665744682
This. I spent a year in Seoul. Whores or prudes. No middle ground.
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>>665745912
Would bang. Don't care if you wouldn't. More sushi for me.
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Drunk on the subway.
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>>665745912
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>>665745932

Better than most I've seen.

>dat 8:33 alarm because 3 extra minutes really helps
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>>665746823
actually yeah, she was bald and wore a wig.

I didn't ask about it because I didn't want to make her self conscious because girls wont fuck if you make them feel that way, most of the time the wig stayed put thank god
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>>665747077
>>665746939
Thanks for continuing
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>>665746939
She's the best kind of sexy & adorable. I'm diamonds!
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>>665746939
Op Pls
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>>665746939
That IS a cute shot. She's a cutie. Period.

/thread
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>>665745283
This. and white cunts are entitled as fuck yet they don't deserve shit nor have earned it. they think pussy is automatically => anything that I do/own/accomplish
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>>665747154

Oh cool, fair enough then. I know what you mean.
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>>665747077
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>>665746939
OC you said?
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>>665747077
mfw i want that subway in my life
FUCK LAMETRO REDLINE
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Loving the public stuff - any more?
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>>665746939
>>665747077
Never nice! Public whore.
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>>665743988
this much damage control.
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>>665745234
Hey man. Hope you've been well. What do you make of all the beta fags in here today. Lot of good people defending the asian female master race though.
>>665745361
Passed out as fuck. See pic.
>>665745712
Asian hair is softer than Brillo pad Irish descendants from what I've found
>>665745912
wut.
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>>665747147
I have 3 alarms actually, that's the first one, second one is 15 minutes later, third is 31 minutes later.

I can snooze them for 10 minutes each, at some point it becomes so fucking annoying that I finally manage to get up.
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>>665747746
ayyy lemme see that pussy
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>>665747458

Right-click, inspect element, 6
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>>665747359
Thanks. And amen to that.
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>>665747933
Right-click, inspect element, 0
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>>665747790

Mate, same. Almost exactly. My last one has no snooze and it's my "you're fucking late now"
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>>665747458
Try this one? I don't know which I've shared exactly.
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>>665748109
On a fucking unjainbroken iPhone you mong.
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>>665748233

The last one had no results either. It was a shitty HTML edit and cropped as fuck picture to hide the results.
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>>665747458
This one should also pass a test. The fact that I am wasting time trying to prove my OC is costing the rest of the thread valuable vagina pics. Now fuck off.
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>>665748193
I solved it by giving the first one a mild tune at 60% volume, second some annoying repetitive sound at 80%, I usually get up when this one goes for the second time, because the third one plays the following at 100%:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE

I'm not kidding, I have to abuse myself to get up.
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>>665740224
Jesus, I thought my ex was flat. What was that pussy like?
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>>665748644

There's some good blokes in here too mang
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>>665748644
I want them pics
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>>665748805
Her pussy was tight for being 30, if you can even believe it. Love immortal asians.
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>>665748930
Same. Pussy pics please.
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>>665748916
oh I know. That's why i'm here. Love you niggers.
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There's her spread open pussy. Now we will see who the real virgins are because they will all start crying. Just watch.
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>>665749076
Got any vids?
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>>665749471
I love her asshole. She like anal?
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>>665745095
Says
Another deluded self hating white cuck.
Brought to you by your Jewish overlords.

Lrn2 Bell Curve liberal faggot. .
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>>665749023
30?! Damn, can never tell. You've moved on to better things then?
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>>665749678
beautiful anus. Smell like kimchi?
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>>665749675
could never get it in. certainly did lick that butt hole a whole lot though i'll tell you what.
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>>665749471
nice, more like this
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>>665749471
Disgusting pussy and asshole
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>>665749867
I have a 23 year old Chinese wife now. Pic related. Plus she doesn't have borderline personality like the Korean so... win.
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>>665750304
Dayum that ass
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>>665750017
Did she enjoy the rimjob? She enjoy fingers/toys in her ass?
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>>665750017
i beg you OP, pleas give us dem vids !
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>>665749471
Holy hemorrhoids batman
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>>665750017
>>665750216
yeah disgusting. mmmhmmm
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>>665750463
Seconded
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>>665750508
Jesus fucking Christ tell that bitch to shave that jungle
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>>665750304
More of your current wife?
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>>665750417
She did enjoy a finger in her ass from time to time. I just love eating ass tbh.
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>>665750634
another time perhaps. not in this thread.
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>>665750692

Ooohh a screen from a video. Any chance of a short clip?
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>>665750692
do you have some more pics of her in that bikini, or while shes taking it off, thats so damn hot
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Thank you OP

Anymore stories

What's the nastiest thing she's done
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>>665750017
wheres the vid my good man?
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>>665750692
you lucky bastard!
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>>665739588

OP why did you guys break up OP?
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looks like some faggot was too beta to get that fucking bush gone
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>>665750631
Grow up you little Millennial faggot.
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>>665743988
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>>665750968
sure
>>665751015
Oh god. The blowjob in the club was up there. We use to go out clubbing and just get wrecked. We've fucked on the street, semi-public etc. On a train. In the woods. She was just up for a good fucking whenever whereever.
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>>665751943
Grow up? Adult women shave their beavers. It's just nasty otherwise.
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>>665752113
>b
vid you spoke of (if you got it and don't mind sharing)..need to fap
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>>665752183

>beavers
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>>665740224
ruthless cunt
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>>665749471

her vagina: 

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>>665752514
>>665752453
>>665752412
>>665752286
>>665752211
>>665752113
thanks a lot, youre my favourite OP of all times !
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So here's a place we can take this thread if you like.
/r/sXj1v5

I'm in the mood to dump a couple of vids for you filthy fuckers.
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Good thread
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>>665752726
awwwwww. you da real MVP
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>>665752815
and I'm in the mood to fap to them!
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>>665752815
Good idea
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>>665752815
great photos, thanks for posting
how to use this? /r/sXj1v5
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>>665752586
epic fucking fail newfag
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>>665750508
I don't mind the hair on her either tbh
>only virgins demand a shaved pussy
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>>665753171
>/r/sXj1v5
volafile.io Then that
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newfag here wtf is /r/sXj1v5
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>>665753171
Reddit
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>>665753171
google vola file.

figure the rest out.
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>>665752815
cant find the /r/sXj1v5 thread
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>>665753390
thanks
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>>665753669
No problem.
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Fuck this bitch is hot. Very jelly anon. Love that tight hairy asian pussy.
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>>665754470
thx m8. I'm dumping some fuck vids in the vola. get in here
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>>665753532
>>665752586
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git gud faggots
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>>665755178
What's the name
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>>665751318

HEY YOU FAGGOT BITCH OP ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION YOU CUNT
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>>665755982
He answered it in vola bruh
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>>665755982
He said in the vola: She was fucking insane and tried to kill herself.
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>>665757215
Cause OP was spreading her nude pictures all over the internet lol.
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[Verse 1]
She was just 17
Pious and pretty with a deadly disease
And the weight of the world on her prosthetic shoulder
And by the summer of '96
Her body was cracked like porcelain
Just like some precious moments collectible
In a hospital gown and a big bright golden halo

[Chorus]
And so three cheers for my morose and grieving pals
And now let's hear it for the tears that I've welled up
We've come too far to have to give it all up now
We live lives that are rich and blessed
And we'll burn for how we transgress

[Verse 2]
Now I've mastered the art
Of the open casket prayer and the singing guitar
And I've found the rewards weren't half what I'd hoped for
And meanwhile we all feigned hope and mirth
As her parents went on and lied to her
All about the success of the surgeries
And how my ex-girlfriend was now sleeping with her fiance

[Chorus]
And so three cheers for my morose and grieving pals
And now let's hear it for the tears that I've welled up
We've come too far to have to give it all up now
We live lives that are rich and blessed
And we'll burn for how we transgress

[Bridge]
If there's any justice in heaven
Than God won't let me in
He'll lock the gates and take my weekend pass away
With a sympathetic wave they'll see me off
Reserve my golden crown while I am cursed to walk the earth for millenia
I know I deserve worse but it terrifies me and I can't take it anymore

[Chorus]
And so three cheers for my morose and grieving pals
And now let's hear it for the tears that I've welled up
We've come too far to have to give it all up now
We live lives that are rich and blessed
And we'll burn for how we transgress
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Good job op
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>>665745617

You heard wrong! One of my closest friends when I was in Shanghai was a very big white guy. Not big as in tall and fat-strong; he was just really fat.

But he was one of the friendliest, funniest guys you could ever meet, and he was really very comfortable with himself, which is to say, no self-esteem problems. He got a *lot* of pussy. He got more than me.

He told me it's basically a math thing. There are 24 million Chinese people in Shanghai, so exclude the guys and those too young or too old, and that's still easily 6 million women. Some of them are married or in a relationship, so cut it down to 2 million. Suppose half of them would date a white guy (in practice it's higher), so now it's 1 million, and suppose one percent of those remaining women have a thing for fat guys. That's still 10,000 women that would want to fuck him on sight.

So all he does is meet lots of girls and ask lots of girls to dinner. When one says yes, he can be 95% sure she's down to fuck.
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OP you're a great person, very lucky too. Ty for this thread.
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