ITT: We describe a movie in the most bland way and we try to

UP
>guy goes in a peach into some other place and becomes important

>>665576268
Up

>A quiet unsuspecting man turns out to be pretty good at stomping faces.

There is a cabin in the woods and the ghost makes hot hand to you, this spooks you hard...till you die

Guy goes into the bees and becomes important

>>665576450
james and the giant peach
>guy goes to secret school and becomes important

>>665576542

Falling Down

>>665576673
Twilight

demon chases teens in a old ass farm truck

>>665576673
Good answer but nah.

>>665576760
nope, was there a school in that?

>>665576762
Jeepers creepers

Guy grow some potatoes while waiting for his ride.

>>665576762
Jeepers creepers

>guy goes to a desert and han solo dies.

>>665576542

roots?

>>665576890
yee

bodyguard becomes rogue kidnapper killer

>>665576833
ahh well, i tried

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>>665576833
Meant for >>665576728

Three guys go to an island. One leaves.

>>665576268
guy gets into a plane over the sea ore somewhere and becomes important

>>665576673

Harry potter

>>665576947
Nah, think real hard about face stomping.

>>665576268
It's that oz movie. NOT UP

>>665576268
I could tell you, but I'm a friend of Dorothy.

>>665576542
American history X maybe?

>>665576673
Yup.
Uh...
Sky high?
>girl manages to get into secret party and becomes really important

>>665577114
yup
>Gook kids fight because tv

>>665576673
Harry Potter

>>665576268
Oz

>>665577242
Howls flying castle

>>665576268
oz the great and powerful

>>665577242
no, well you are not wrong but not what i was going for, also someone else got it

>>665577171

That Oz movie with James Franco I'm too lazy to look up the name

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, a nigger escaped

>>665577357
no

>>665577409
star wars 7

>Two decent cops get targeted by cartel, one becomes important.

>>665577498
end of watch

>>665576268
principled white guy refuses to kill sandniggers

>help me I'm oppressed and stuck in space

>>665576268
>ze great and powerful oz

nigger gets important by association with a soccer ball

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Funny guy goes to boot camp then goes and sees some shit.

>>665577341
too late. see next one here
>>665577256

suicidal union soldier leaves his post to become an Indian, he also dances with wolves.

>>665577256

I have no idea..lol

>>665577599
gravity

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>>665576542
Drive?

>>665577624
Full Metal Jacket

>>665577680
its from 2001

>>665577624
Full Metal Jacket

>>665576654
Wicker man

>>665577568
Winrar

>>665577794

Damn.. killing me. Here's mine while I think: 3 kids with rich dad, wear masks

Saigon sucks.

Fuck it, I'm going to a BBQ.

>>665576268
Redneck girl gets her ass beat then chops off dad's hands and gives them to the sheriff

Two guys go after a crown

Some kid sees dead people

>>665576268
STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles.

> two men are mistaken for gods

>>665578043

Winters bone?

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>>665576268
A series of weapons/ammo trading.

>>665576268
Squabble with thunder-sticks at the Understanding Establishment.

>>665577957
shit bro i dont know... halloween 3?

>>665578175
Ja, mein schwarzer

>>665577794

Give me something else. Anyone with a guess on mine? 3 kids with rich dad that wear masks

>>665578163
christianity

>>665578163
The Road to El Dorado

Good fucking film anon

>Paul Heyman, balls, rollerskates, crazy Russians

>Chink
>Brit
>Whore
you faggots better get this one

dumb state troopers try to not get shut down by goverment

>>665578334

Is that a yes I'm right? Lmao

>>665578373
what else you want? ill start with its jappanesse, super violent and has a sequel

>>665578074
goodwill hunting

>>665578398
>>665578409
both of you are correct

>>665578289

Nope. One has a horse name

>>665576673
The Kingsmen

Some girls and a hobo get murdered, or not

>>665578537
Battle Royale

>>665577682
How the fuck is that gravity

>>665576945
Star Wars Episode IV?

>>665576904
The Martian

Two girls have an organic homemade meal together.

>>665578537

Shit I'm not gunna get it if it's Japanese..lol. what's that one.. riot something? Ung bak or some shit?

>>665578621
this is starting to sound like a fucking terreble family sitcom

>>665578748
It actually is Gravity. Think about it:

>woman
Muh oppression
>stuck in space
She is

>>665578777
Two girls one cup
great film, as i remember

>>665578793

Grandfather short Asian guy

>>665578564
Noh

>Azn Tranny joins a group of all guys that bath together and sing show toons.

>>665576629
Cabin inthe (checkem) woods

>>665578712
yup
>>665578780
dont worry someone else got it
>>665578927
it keeps getting better...

next one
>MUH HONEY. MUH ENVIROMENT.

>>665577624
>goes then goes

>>665578927

Threw 3 out there so far, someone's gotta get this one lmao

>kid and his friends rape and murder until he gets caught

Some people from different worlds meet up and sit round a table.

>>665579120
A Clockwork Orange

>>665577256
battle royale

>>665579066

Oh.. oh well..

Bee movie?

Guy goes full master on some slaves, gets punished.

>>665577037
Shudda island

>>665579083
Oh shit I think I know what that is. Can't remember what it's called though. Doesn't it have a bit where this kid fights another kid in like a competition and gets hurt or some shit and his asian grandpa is like "lol I can heal you" and then he beats the kid's ass? Or something? Like the kid went to the grandpa because his parents died or were like "Go away"?

>>665579066

Want the answer??

> wake up
> pedophile
> time travel

>>665578896
Correct.
You, m'lord, are a real film connoisseur.

>guy gets fucked by a rock

Some guy is confused if he's he or of he's not he, fuck shit up on other planet

>>665579391

The answer is 3 ninjas - horse name - colt.

>>665579502
Cock Rock 25: Get of the Rock
starring Wayne "The Cock" Dongson

>>665579280
too late
>>665579303
yup
>>665579416
i dont mind

another one
>people murdered at dinner party by furries
>plot twist it was emo son and his girl friend

>>665579520
Total recall

>a strong tank

>>665579422
Twelve monkeys?

>>665578835
>Muh oppression

Literally being funded by NASA to install her shit on Hubble
Doesn't get more privileged than that plus not once is it a theme in the film

>She is

She gets back to Earth.
Or dies, depending on how you look at it.

I think the oppression bit threw me off, OP word your shit better next time

>big city cop shoots up rural town

>>665576268
Pubic hair is now a condiment

>>665576904
the martian

>>665579765
Nope

Two cops fuck up LA on Christmas, they never arrest anyone

>it was all a dream
>or was it?

>>665579659

Got 2 so far, it was 3 ninjas lol.

>>665579684
Winrar platinum

>>665579750
fury?

>>665579659
Zero Dark Thirty

>>665579818
The human centipede

>>665579817
Hot fuzz

>>665579906
Yup

>>665579942
lel naw

>>665579964
bingo

>>665579860
Inception

>>665579872
ahh aight, some one else said that did they not?
>>665579931
wat

>Ex Special Forces guy decapitates old man

>>665580094
Correct

2 Black people act like white people

>>665579942
topkek

> Oldfag
> Bully
> Mom tries to fuck her son

Guy beats himself up while drunk and becomes important

She lied, he never hit her

>>665580267
white chicks

>>665580267
White Chicks

Witnessing occurs

>>665580342
the room

>>665580333
Fight Club

>>665580362
>>665580367
Niccccccccce

>>665580342
The Room

>>665580376
Mad Max: There and back again

>>665580342
oh hi mark

>>665579422
it somehow could be predestination.....but there wasn't any pedophile

>>665579422
The Time Travelers wife?

>>665580426
>>665580452
>>665580533
How's your sex life?

>>665579659
no one got the answer to this one yet?

>>665576629
Cabin in the dubs

>>665580430
Yahtzee

A cheap shitty car doesn't need roads.

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Chinese guy fights in a temple full of warriors in gold body paint.

>>665579659
You're next?

>>665580570
*does terrible chicken noises*

>niggers

Girl turns into a wolf while her sister tries to find a cure

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>>665580507

Black person assumes a white person's job and eventually becomes respected

>>665578483
pirates of the caribbean?

>>665579850
Lethal Weapon.

>>665580550
>>665580545
nah

>>665580982
Noice

>>665580712
about time

4th one
>hooker and girl run away from london because they killed a pedophile

>>665580820
cheep cheeep

>>665581006
Okay you win. Tell

>>665578483
Charlie's Angels

A guy goes to work, he wasn't even supposed to.

>taken with murder

>>665581142
Donnie Darko

>>665581164
Clerks

>The Rock

>>665581139
*throws water bottle*

>>665581203
Tak3n?

>>665581207
Shit. The pedophilia wasn't major to the plot though

>>665581304
nope

>>665579502
No one?

>>665580342
Gone girl

>>665581207
nice one

>>665580582
You're next

>>665581404
127 hours

>>665581539
Guuuuuurd

>>665581603
is that a yes?

>>665581164
Clerks

>>665580868
Wild Wild West

>>665580647
Back to the future

>>665576945
Don't know if he actually died, they might add a twist or some shit

>>665581099
no one?

>>665581203
come on people, it's not that hard

>>665576985
Man on Fire

>>665581327
True
my bad
>>665581478
Thanks

>>665581700
Yeah

>>665581943
is it abduction?

>a train blows up

>>665582106
yusss, im weiner

Teenager sings a song on a car and his friend thinks he's crazy.

>dog that's been important is killed

person kills other people

>>665582160
super 8

>>665582218
marley and me

>mega blocks
>great actors
>colors wow

>>665581766
Nope.

>man unknowingly fucks his daughter

>>665582225
i did it wrong whoops
>person kills other people

beat that niggers

Red codpiece statue head masks lsd

>>665582213
Grease

>>665578163
return of the jedi

>>665580868
Every other fucking movie in hollywood

>Man searches for dolphin, finds dolphin, dodges trap.

>>665582128
no.....but it is true that the description isn't the best one
another clue:
>sober alcoholic and a hood nigga sidekick

>>665580647
Herbie

A faggy army officer wants to be a sand nigger.

>>665582315
no

>>665582589
48 hours

>Guy comes do stuff. Chick doesnt like it. Other chick does the job. They leave.

>rich man drive fast
>girl die
>rich man was not drive

>>665582382
Basically is though. Probably 1000 others too.

spock dies

>>665582434
internetprotocol man

>>665581099
come on people, i thought you guys would know this film
hint : social realism

>>665582589
Intouchables

>hero doesn't like Sand

>>665582680
no

>poker
>fucks girl
>bad man has funny face
>chase in beginning

>>665582871
Lawrence of Arabia

>>665577600
That Nelson Mandela rugby movie (that's my answer, can't remember title. Equally bad description)

Calvin grows up. Hobbes convinces him to blow up Wilmington

>>665579860
Juicy - Biggie Smalls

>>665582871
spider-man 3
attack of the clones

>>665582921
Casino royale, Eva Greene for funny face

>>665582860
no

>>665582871
Attack of the Clones

>>665580267
the civil rights movement

>robot save boy
>robot kill other robot
>all robot die

>>665579036
Mulan

>>665580139
Revenge of the sith

>>665576268
Starwars
>people fight in space

>>665578489
Supa trop

oldfag does one last job, kills pretty much everything that moves, considers killing dogs.

>>665582587
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

>>665583203
nope

>>665580647
American Pickers

>>665583079
yippie
you're right

Double bladed laser sword dude is in it

>>665580692
battle of five armies

>>665583332
Phantom menace

>>665583332
the crazy adventures of jar-jar binks

>carpet cocaine
>sexy dentist

>>665583145
Nope

>>665583332
The grifter

>>665583520
Horrible bosses

>>665581203
>>665582589
to end the strugle, it's a walk among the tombstones

>police hate nigger
>nigger famous
>everyone love nigger

>>665576268
Oz.

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>>665583393
Not quite. Hint: There's a number in the title that is less than 20.

>>665576268
Oz

>>665582754
you fucks should watch london to brighton, its pretty good.

5th one
>VR is shady af. also it unlocks telekenesis and telepathy

>>665583464
Fucking kek

21 and ronan

>>665583627
Brewster's millions

>>665583713
lawnmower man

Baby fuck baby fuck baby fuck
>it's awwwright

>>665583627
Mike brown

>>665582239
Nice guess but not what I was thinking

>>665583713
Johny nmonic(can't remember spelling. Keanuea Reaves)

>>665583861
Jaws 2

>>665583520
Horrible Bosses

>>665582218
John Wick.

>I would explain everything
>but I don't have enough
>TIME

>>665582218
no one to try?

Jews: The Musical

>Mom dies, Stepdad happy, daughter better

>>665582160
Source code

> some guys kill some other guys.
> one of the guys is super important
> rhymes with niggerous plastered

A canoe trip goes awry

>>665583852
yup
>>665583945
hmm...
>>665583985
no but that film is good if i remember correctly

6th one
>teenagers ex is in trouble, now shes dead.
>now teenager has to solver murder mystery in an almost film noir

>>665584286
bear jew movie

>>665581839
Yo imagine if he came back with robot legs

>>665584286
Inglorious Bastards

>>665584301
Jaws?

>>665583861
serbian movie?

>guy gets fucked over by a dude in a wheelchair

>>665582646
Lawrence of Arabia

>>665582731
Real life

>>665584236
Correct

>>665577599
argo

>>665582218
A boy and his dog

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>>665583091
Not sure how this slipped through the cracks.

>>665583177
Amores perros

Darth Maul did come back with robot legs and fought obi wan. Idk if he lost or shit

>>665584427
the big lobotomy

Retarded kid has a birthday party and his fat mum died so they burnt the house down.

>>665584427
big lebowski

>>665584143
correct

>>665584427
Big lebowski

Hindenberg jetpacks

>>665584578
correct

>>665584567
no

>kid is kill, mom and dad go away, mom goes apeshit

>>665584319
anyone got anything?

>>665584158
I am legend?

>>665584385
nope

>>665578483
Chinatown with Jack Nicholson?

>>665584897
brick

>>665576268
People kill each other over worm shit.

>>665584319
Brick

>>665584882
A.I.


Chick kills space bug in her underwear

>>665584955
nope
it was the >>665584143

>>665582587
come on, it's easy

>>665584965
I was kidding. Kekel
Is it Without A Paddle?

>>665585140
wrong

>>665585041
Fear is the mind killer

>>665584301
Deliverance

>>665579502
127 dicks in ya butt

>>665584202
IF I WERE A RICH MAN HEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEE

>guys car gets stolen and dog is killed
>kills everyone in way to get to guy who did it

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>>665576268

>>665585140
arien

>>665585247
127 hours

>>665582587
>>665585200
Ave Ventura. Fuck can't believe it took me that long

>shiny and chrome

>>665585202
also nope

>>665585274
John wick

>>665584979
>>665585058
yup
>>665585359
mad max fury road

7th one
>shitty film, annoying duck lead, implied beasitality and anthro duck boobs
>disney

Bet u faggots can't get this OC.

A single mom is enslaved as her son goes on a multicultural journey, fights with alcoholism, and eventually finds a group of banter-filled negroes that help him believe in himself and save his mother.

>>665585320
Correct

>>665585431
Ding ding ding

>>665585352
congrats

>>665584650
Missed?

>man with deformed head is upset

>>665585219
Fug that was quick

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>>665576268
It was the nigger all along

>>665580333
Chekd
>guy sees an oblong and becomes important

>>665585475
Howard the fuck

>>665585557
M.a.s.k?

>>665585274
john wick

>>665585359
fury road

>>665585620
AYYY

>>665585557
Elephant meme

>>665585620
Non stop