NZ Thread: "NZ" in the OP Edition! Report in with

>>665474063
who where Plays CS GO ??????

I am a dank memer and i need DANK MEMER players to play with

>>665474217
not a dank memer but i dabble in CS GO on occasion

>>665474063
Hamilton reporting in


lonely as always

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>>665474063

Dunners reporting in brah

Anyone want to buy my expertly crafted CS:GO knives?

http://www.trademe co nz/crafts/woodcraft/auction-1019203626.htm

>>665474063
BRUH
MARTON REPRESENTING MOTHA FUCKA

>>665474217
i play CS, rank bro?

Dunners reporting.

I'm fucking knackered. How are you?
>>665474380
You've always got anonymous internet friends to keep you company
>>665474593
Hey mate

>>665474825
5 down from gold nova one

:^)

>>665474063
any femanons wanna fuk?

>>665474887
ayy lmao, I'm GE. Have an MG smurf tho.

>>665474850
except i have no anonymous internet friends...

>>665474978
do not ask that question if you're in the waikato

>>665474664
Those actually look pretty good. I would never own them myself but still good.

>>665475036
sorry...

any sheep that wanna fuk?

>>665474850
Hey man
How's it going, besides being knackered?

>>665475145
i mean you can ask it if you want because you'll probably get a "yes"

it's just a matter of whether or not you want that yes

>>665475324
that's okay, my standards are lower than my bank balance

>>665475036
We're your anonymous internet friends, mate.
>>665475175
Yeah, alright. Enjoying this weather! You?

>>665475458
well then no problems if you're in the waikato


good luck bruh, you'll need it

>>665475458
>>665475324
>>665475145
i heard some Dutch fellow ask about a "New Zealand Experience" when i asked him what he meant, he asked me where i could find a sheep

i was dumb founded, but pointed him toward Upper hutt

>>665475543
this is the first time i've posted that someone has actually replied

not super friendly tbh

>>665475135
don't be cunt bro, just 5 buck cuz and they're yours. would look stunning in a display case

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Auckland reporting in. Got court tomorrow.

On an unrelated note, anybody know the actual laws regarding my rights when I'm pulled over?

Been pulled over a couple times the past few months for no reason at all ("How fast were you going?" "Ummm, 60" "Didn't look like 60 to me" "Well how fast was I going then?" "Why don't you tell me?" "I'm telling you it's 60" >20 mins later< "Okay, I'm gonna waive the speeding ticket")

Sick of getting pulled over just because I look young, would love to be able to throw some shit in their face and make the pigs fuck off next time they pull me up for nothing.

>>665475543
Only one reason for enjoying the rain!
Yeah I'm alright, just something on my mind bothering me at the moment
>>665475652
Eh man, we're alright, well some of us, anyway

>>665474487
[shitposts generically]

>>665475765
what do you drive cause i never get pulled over

>>665475765
fuck up cunt.
whiny ass bitch.

>>665475765
Pretty sure they have to get their radar or whatever to lock on a speed that's over the limit to ticket u

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>>665475765
fuck up cunt

>>665475765
You could always try being white. I'm white, hardly ever get pulled over. Except when I come flying around a corner obviously speeding, veer over the centre line right in front of a cop car. And then all they say is take it easy mate and ask if I have seen anyone in the area acting suspiciously.

>>665475867
eh, i've met some pretty... creepy.. people on here before

>>665476130
yeah but can you get away with having no WOF or REG?
Brown people privilege.

>>665475652
Not friendly or not sociable?
There's some decent folk in these threads, I was pretty
dark last week and some GC's hung around and talked to me
>>665475765
I got pulled for a "random check" seven times within a year, bearing in mind this is in Dunedin.
I got one guy who actually knew something about cars and now they leave me alone.
I'd imagine any "AM I BEING DETAINED" shit won't help.
>>665475867
Yeah, you know it!
I'm all ears, mate. God knows you heard my problems!

Anyone got nudes of that slut Kelly Nafatali?

>>665476301
don't wanna say too much for fear of said person reading whatever i say, but lemme put as "too friendly" and also i was an awkward idiot who splurted spaghetti like a fucking firehose

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>>665475885

Fucking Nissan Tiida, grandma ass car, I still get pulled up a lot.

It's because I look young as, so when cops see me driving at night or with a full car they assume I'm some 17 year old breaking the rules of my restricted license, when I'm actually a 22 year old with a full.

Pull me over expecting to ticket me for driving outside my hours/restricted with passengers, get salty when they find out I have my full (Because now I won't help towards their quote) and proceed to waste 30 mins of my time trying to find some fault to ticket me with before fucking off after they've exhausted every possible way they might ticket me.

They always have to come up with a bullshit reason to pull me up because "You look young" is illegal I'm pretty sure, so they always say it "Looked like I was going fast" and yet, never get a speeding ticket. Fucking cunts.

>>665475909

Suck a cops dick some more

>>665476059

See above

>>665476003

Yeah I never actually speed, they just use it as an excuse to try fault me on something.

>>665476130

White as fuck bro.

>>665476301

Yeah man, that shit wouldn't help but I'd love to cite some law about being discriminated for my age and get them to fuck off.

any /b/ros starting at Massey this year?

>>665475682
soz m8, I aint sperg enough to buy em

>>665475765
maybe stop being such a whiny little cuck cunt?!

New X-Files is shit so far, looks really cheap too. HD isn't helping the poor production design. Feels like the shittier parts of season 1. Hopefully they get some more self awareness once they have a monster-of-the-week episode.

>>665476146
I did say some, I'd imagine there's some weird people who lurk/post here
>>665476301
Topkek at "am I being detained"
Backstory
Be me, up to the age of 9
Have an older sister, growing up, all I remember is her turning up home on drugs and drunk as
Mum passes away when I'm 9, sister had moved out the year prior
Only seen my older sister a handful of times since then, which was 9 years ago. Never made contact, never showed interest. If she seen me in the street it was always "I'll have to come up and see you guys sometime"
Would never show up
Came up today, I was away, younger sister said she mentioned how she'd like to become closer like how we used to be
I've always thought "Fuck off, you never made any effort while I was growing up" but sometimes I feel I'm being unreasonable
I don't avoid her or anything, I just don't actively make any effort whatsoever, just playing on my mind tonight
/rant

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>>665476899

> Gee, I sure am sick of being unfairly discriminated and getting pulled over all the time

> LEL WHINE SOME MORE CUCK DA POLICE DIDNA DO NUFFIN

Why don't you grow up?

>>665476710
I did my first year last year.
all i can suggest is make sure you can deal with the pressure of exams

I had a had series of panic attacks near the end of the year and stopped going to classes and just buried my self in a video game for 2 months near the end of the year.

So make sure you are able to deal with the stress and pressure is my advice

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While im here, anyone know where to get any bud in auckland?

>>665477012
oh you have no idea

i was stupid enough to meet someone from one of these threads once.

>NEVER
>AGAIN

I live in Albany, but I'm in Queenstown for the night. Lively place this, I was kind of hoping to get some action, with anybody really, but I guess not. Any advice from people who've been here before?

>>665477223
Story time

>>665477223
>Report in with fun stories and other such shenanigans
It's in the title mate, go on!

>>665477050
spoken like a true cuck faggot

>p-p-please stop picking on me big strong police officer. please let me prepare you cock before you breed my gf

>>665477223
If I'd known you were gonna be such a prude I'd never have brought my alsatian with me.

>>665477562
kek'd

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>>665475583
Islam
>Pic of WTC

>>665477467
>>665477500
fuck it, don't care if she's reading or not i'll fucking post the story

>>665477607
i'm not a prude i'm just frigid, there is a difference, also feel free to correct me on anything i miss <3

>>665476477
So do you just keep to yourself to avoid that now?
I know I do.
>>665476623
I'm suprised they'd take any interest in a Tiida at all!
Just another white/grey/black blob in traffic, I'd imagine.
Too big a police force up there for the word to go 'round that you're legit, and I don't know of any laws that'll help you.
Grow a fat beard?
>>665477012
Yeah, I kinda know that feel. My sisters back in England just rang us up one day.
They said they wanted to get in touch and all that, but they never try. I stopped caring pretty quick.
In my situation, it wasn't for me as much as my dad, and the whole
thing kinda upset him after being in the dark for so long.
My only concern was trying to look after him, so I actually had a go at them about it and that was about the end of it.
Moral of the story would be to do what's best for you. When the actual relationship is that distant, them being family doesn't really count for much,
so if you don't want to be close with them, just don't!

action in queenstown? just try something...anything

>>665476710
I am. Albany campus?
What are you studying?

>>665477243
>Find foreign qt
>Impress qt with kiwi idioms
>Root qt

>>665476623
Maybe you are actually on a watch list. Like do you ever associate with drug dealers? Not have you been busted but do you just associate with them. Because I used to live at a flat where this long time drug dealer would often come around and have a smoke and some cups of tea. Now I've never been busted, never been in public with this guy, but when I came through customs they knew exactly who I was and were waiting to search through all my stuff.

>>665477758
>fuck it, don't care if she's reading or not i'll fucking post the story

wew lad, someones on the edge.

>>665474217
have dank memes steam name is Raj the tech suport

Have a crazy as's female friend. She just broke up with boyfriend for the 10th time. Came over all emotional. Currently in my bed upstairs crying using my WiFi. What do?

>>665477758
m8 Are you the guy from nzcam who met up with the crazy girl?

>>665478238
Take advantage of her weakened emotional state and use her tears as lube.

>>665478238
f-f-friend zone.

>>665478238
Idk, tell her that something is fucked if he's not making her happy and she should move on. Ask her if she's want some ice cream and if she wants to watch a movie.

>>665477791
Didn't think you would have been in a similar situation actually
That sucks, but shit man, that last part is pretty spot on eh
I'm leaning more towards not making any effort and doing my own thing, we've both got our own lives and shit to deal with
Just would have been cool to have had something good to remember about her growing up, but nah

>>665477891
Manawatu and Human Nutrition

>>665478438
What movie though? That's the important question.

>>665478438
listen to this faggot.
hahahahahah

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>>665477562

>>665474689
Up2 Connor?

>>665478438
Done done and done.

>>665477758
Go on, buddy

>>665477791
more or less

>>665477758
story time

>don't remember how this started, think it was meet and blaze or something
>but met femanon in one of these threads
>seemed to get along pretty well online
>traded pics including noods
>alliswell.jpg
>don't know why the fuck i didn't meet on neutral ground
>but meet at hers with arangment to smoke the ganja and sleep over
>nervous awkward wreck in day to day life
>spaghetti already leaking out my pockets when i get there
>hazy memory but remember smoking like 2 bowls from my pipe up on the hill, no effect
>make a bong and smoke idk how many bowls inside
>no effect
>she takes like one or two hits from the bong and nearly knocks herself out
>watching game of thrones first season, first ep
>texting my mate that this is weird asf and i don't think i wanna be in this situation
>mate wants rating out of 10
>i say 6/10
>she reads it over my shoulder and gets butthurt
>i panic and make up an excuse to bail
>bail

now regarded as the single most embarrassing moment of my life and i will hate myself forever for it

>>665478289
might be?

>>665478238
enjoying being used?
females are retarded and will only use you for their benefit.

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>>665477562

Spoken like a good little bitch boy to any authority figure

> Oh please policeman, spank me harder and read my my rights, oh yes, oh god

Let me give an example from last week

> Sober driving
> Leave one party, headed for another
> Want to get there before midnight to see the yardie
> All my mates load into car, start driving towards party 2
> 5 white boys in a grandmas car at about 11:30
> Go past a cop headed in opposite direction
> Cop fangs a u-turn, follows me for a bit, I guess to see if I was swerving or anything
> After a few minutes of me driving perfectly and the speed limit pulls me over
> "Looks like you were going a little fast, what speed were you going?"
> "50"
> "You sure?
> "Yes"
> Checks my license, obviously annoyed that I'm legal
> Checks my wof and reg, yea sure whatever, fine
> Starts going on about wof stuff that can wear down over time, like brake pads etc
> Show him my WOF was done literally a week ago, stuff doesn't wear down that fine
> Checks all my tyres
> Checks everybody in the cars license
> Breath tests me even though I haven't had a single drink so I am clearly not drunk
> Asks to search my car, argues wit me for like 10 minutes when I tell him no because "I shouldn't worry if I have nothing to hide"
> Point out I'm not driving for fun and have places to be and he is making me late, that's why I don't want him to spend 15 mins searching my car
> Still tries to argue about searching my car
> Checks all our boxes of beer to make sure nothing is open
> Goes back to his pig car for another fucking 10 minutes
> Comes back and says he'll waive the speeding time and this time and "I'm lucky I'm just getting a warning"
> Ask him what speed I was going
> Avoids the question

I missed my friends yardie cause of him.

Repeat this exact scenario every few months, that's why I'm pissed off.

Why do you have such a hard on for pigs? Are you sucking a cops dick as you read this right now?

>>665478537
Whatever is on. Action or adventure movies a best though.

>>665478598
As in you just asked, or you did it earlier?

>>665478238
>Emotional
>In my bed
If you do nothing about this, you're a fucking idiot

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>>665477791

> Can't grow beard to my eternal shame

>>665478630
this is the stupidest fake story I have ever red in my life.

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>>665478650
>being this much of a whiny cuck

>>665478831
I disagree, it blue my mind.

>>665476623
yeah, so take a note of the officers number that stopped you.

If it's recurring, then you have a case for police harassment, after a certain amount of stops per 24 hours, namely 3, you are entitled to issue proceedings against said officer providing they have had no reasonable reason to stop you.

show your documents, prove to them that you are legit to be on the road, blow a breath test if needed.

You are being stopped because you are in fact a cunt, or suspected of being a cunt, which is most likely and you got caught and now are crying for help, or the police have something against you. I

f they have something against you and are pursuing you via road traffic laws, then it's a simple matter of collecting the information and presenting it to the magistrate.

As long as you aren't a cunt (which I suspect you are), you will be fine if they can't prove anything (which I think they might, because you sound like a cunt).

happy new year.

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>>665478788

>>665478630
I expected worse.
That's nothing more than one awkward night..
Awkward happens, part of life

>>665479041
Sounds like a lost opportunity to be honest. Should've alpha'd up and be like "prove you're not. You might suck dick 10/10."

>>665478745
Started before she came over. She called me. Said pretty much exactly that. Gave her ice cream. Watched new x files. She flirted on messenger before. Haha. So transparent. She needs a place to stay tonight and only knows one way to get what she wants. I don't care. I don't mind her staying. I friend zoned her ages ago on purpose because she's fucking nuts. And that's only fun in small doses. Pretty sure she actually wants the D tonight tho. So I bailed downstairs and told her she could have my bed.

>>665478650
you a pussy nigga bitch.
if you had any ability to do something about this it would be to educate yourself.
you sound like a young cunt that is complaining about everything.
fuck off whiny bitch.

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Palmy

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>>665479033

>>665478831
>>665478912
>red
>blue
someone got the joke.
we are now brothers.

>>665478493
Well fuck, we've got everything else in common!
It'd be cool to catch up and become close again, for sure. You seem pretty level-headed, so you'll know what you want to do.
Just don't guilt trip yourself into doing it solely because she's a relative, and don't wear yourself out putting the effort in if she won't.

Any hb nudes?

>>665479154
What'd you think of the new X-Files? Looks pretty shit so far but I hear it gets better.

Welly checking in
Town's gonna be cray this sat

>>665474664
Mods

>>665479417
I loved it. Alex Jones Obama and aliens. It's everything I dreamed of

>>665479433
y
sevens are shit this year

>>665478831
not fake bru

>>665479133
i'm pretty friggen beta m8

>>665479433
7s? Or just the street party?

Used to be all the hotties out back in the day, I'd just stand on corner of Courtney and Tory with a pie and watch that shit go by.

>>665479548
post her nudes.

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>>665478870

You realise you're actually the cuck in this situation right?

I'm the one going

> Fuck this shit, I'm going to stand up for my rights and tell any authority figure trying to abuse his power to get fucked

You, on the other hand, well...

> Oh please big strong police officer, please invade my home and my wife, I love to see a man in uniform and in her. Can I wear the hat pls sir?

Like, you're the actual lil bitch here. Enjoy not being a man.

>>665479001

Yeah nah, this isn't one police officer doing this every time. It's every few months something similar occurring. Which you would've known if you could read.

As stated before, I look young as, and to be honest I dress like kind of a fuckboy, so when cops see me driving around all my boys at 1 in the morning it looks like a restricted driver with passengers outside his hours.

Like, I get why they do it, I'm just sick of it, and some are fine, they'll check my license, see I'm on my full and send me on my way in like 5 minutes, but others get salty they can't ticket me and spend half an hour trying to find an excuse. So I was seeing if anybody knew something I could cite about age discrimination, just so the annoying ones fuck off a bit quicker.

>>665479548
What did you have to lose at that point?

>>665479580
u wanna people watch on sat bruh?

>>665479609
don't have them anymore i don't think

>>665479664
my dignity

>>665479522
I did think the first one was interesting, felt a lot like the show updating its conspiracy lexicon for 2016. They mentioned almost every current focus of paranoid thought.

>>665479297
I was thinking that as I was writing my reply!
Yeah it would, but it probably wouldn't be doing me any favours
Yeah nah I won't man, hasn't bothered me in the past, just gave it a bit of thought tonight, that's all
Enough of my shit, get up to much today?

>>665479733
>don't have them anymore i don't thin
story confirmed fake.

>>665479669
Not sure what the plan is, missus probably has some shit booked. But if you see a bro with a pie and glazed eyes having a good perv that'll be me.

>>665479734
Yeah very much in line with the current zeitgeist. Pun intented

anyone from christchurch in the ilam area wanna come pick me up in their car? and ill suck you off for free, just have a decent sized cock ;)

>>665479580
>>665479533
Street party

Been crazy even with the downward 7s ticket sale trend

>>665479816
I'm going to either get a kebab or noodle canteen and sit at the start of courtenay place.

>>665479788
whatever you say bruv

>>665479734
>They mentioned almost every current focus of paranoid thought
That's what they did in the original

>>665477817
18 m here
I'm in Queenstown for tonight only. Not sure if you're keen on men though.

>>665479906
Where u get ur kebabs now that kebab bros is gone?

Everywhere else just not as good

>>665479816
If you see a dude thats trashed, throwing cones and other medium sized objects around, that'll be my mate

>>665479956
Yeah I know, I meant the first ep was the show getting up to speed with 2016. Paranoia has moved on since the show went off the air.

>>665479154
Well, if you're in the mood to fuck then go tell her. If not, then just sit on /b/ for the rest of the night.

>>665479651
I hope you're not one of those guys that's all
>"Am I being arrested or detained"
>"hurr durr, I know my rights"
>"FTP"
Yeah some cops are cunts, and yeah they might harass people a bit, but if you're not breaking the law, you've got nothing to worry about
Just like that stupid cunt in the news that pulled over a police office
"I should be doing a citizens arrest"
Fuck that guy is a cunt

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>>665479155

Literally read the thread, my first post is looking to educate myself on the laws.

Try looking online for your rights against police, you get so much whatever the tinfoil equivalent of brosciene is, shit like

"If you're sovereign maori they can't ticket you because you own the road"

"Demand to see the radar (Which is only true if you actually get ticketed, which, I don't because I don't speed)

"AM I BEING DETAINED BRO?"

"Tell them your car is classified as a personal locomotion machine and you are on a religious mission, cops can't interfere with muh property"

It's like 99% bullshit, I was just hoping some lawfag could be like

"Yeah bro, just cite section x of legislation b"

Instead I got a bunch of cucks who want to suck off cops

>>665479997
Courtney place bakery

All you ever need

>>665479156

Literally fire, post more.

>>665479997
prob just hit up the standard kebab on cuba

>>665480206
EDUCATE YOURSELF NIGGA
FUCKING ASKING OTHERS INSTEAD OF DOING THE RESEARCH YOURSELF.
FUCKING PLEB CUNT.
CONTINUE TO GET FUCKED BY THE POLICE YOU FAGGOT CUNT.

>>665480278
the one by flying burrito brothers?

>>665480207
they don't do kebabs m8? just pies and chicken and chips

>>665479766
Yeah, but as clichéd as it is, sharing your thoughts does help. You helped the shit out of me whenever it was, so I live in hope to return the favour a little.
Went for a wander, saw that Skyline in the field I was on about.
As expected, it's a slushbox R33 with rust and bog. It's sacked out, but it's probably just cutties.
Guy didn't have a key for it either lol
>>665480194
see >>665480206. We already covered the "Am I being detained" shit. Anon isn't stupid, just sick of cops wasting his time.

>>665479997
>>665479906
wait wait are we talking meat on a skewer kebabs or meat in a wrap kebabs

>>665479156
got palmy nudes brah? dump them cuz

>>665480399
>the one by flying burrito brothers?
confirmed.

>>665480418
kebabs are the wraps nigga.
who the fuck calls stick meat a kebab?

>>665480526
pretty much everyone i know and every supermarket i know

who the fuck calls a wrap a kebab?

>>665477144
Head down to south auckland and ask a local negro

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>>665480239
>>665480460
Nah not on my phone, these are just from fb/ig
If you have some post them and I'll try contribute back tomorrow night with proper nudes

>>665480526
Everyone before 2003. That wrap thing stole the name.

>>665480194

I don't, mostly because I don't want to give a smarmy cop a reason to act superior if I try to bring up something that's not the actual law.

The only thing I do is after they've wasted like 30 minutes of my time they nearly always say

"I'll waive the speeding ticket"

I know it's because I was never speeding in the first place and they used it as an excuse to pull me up, so if they say that I get really sarcastic and ask what speed I was going, just so they know that I know they're full of shit.

Otherwise I'm fully compliant, to the point a cop complimented me on it once.

>>665479906
Roger that. If I'm passing by I'll say hi.

>>665480207
My niggah.

>>665479156
names?

>>665480047
That's just about everyone after about 1am innit?

Any one from Queenstown looking for a blow job?

>>665480384

Read

>>665480206

Then respond

Also in general read the thread, I don't get "fucked by cops". I've never gotten a ticket. They just waste my time.

>>665480683
the man. tomorrow it is

>>665480697
Got ya, that shit would get annoying
I just hate cunts that do what I quoted. They're the type of people that go
"Ae fuk, my warrant haz onli ben out 4 2 monthz, iz it coz im blak, FTP kunt"

>>665480896
pussy nigga, I ain't gonna read shit.
the amount of complaining you have already done has concreted my opinion of you as a whiny ass bitch.

>>665480862
Stay classy wellington

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>>665480901
Only if you or someone else posts some, sick of being the only one who contributes
>>665480809
Nah son it's my holy grail

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>>665479651
is this whiny little bitch still going on about how cops pick on him? what a fucking cuck faggot

>>665480412
Cheers man! Likewise, I'm all ears if you ever need to rant one night on here
Haha shit, don't suppose you got it then? Would be no use for you I'd imagine

>>665480526
are u stupid in the face? it's a kebab is a kebab

>>665480997

Meet me outside Papakura district court at about 12 tomorrow, we'll see who's the bitch.

I'll be in the blue collared shirt and your mother.

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How many ids has this guy taken?

>tumeke

>>665480879
Just don't give anyone a gay blow job at the skate park. People will recognise you.

>>665478630

moral of the story: 420 bLaZe all day no effect

>>665481086
bitch niggas don't know about different types of kebabs.

>>665480963

All good bro, only happens every few months but it's consistent enough I get fucked off.

Plus last time they took my best friends license because he had excess demerits or something.

I mean, it was his fault and all, but it still wouldn't have happened if I hadn't been pulled over for nothing so I'm a little annoyed on his behalf.

>>665481101
you have just outed yourself.
enjoy being rekt cunt.

>>665481029

> Man I hate authority abusing power

> LOL CUCK

Do you even know what that word means dumbass?

>>665481073
Nah, didn't plan on taking it today regardless.
Asked him to suss the key for it so I can at least look inside, but realistically it's good to me for limited parts at best, and I think he wants to sell the whole thing

>>665481275

No shit I outed myself, I literally gave you the time and place, what do you think I was trying to do?

I woulda given you my address so I don't have to travel far to kick your ass, but I don't want niggers robbing me.

Queenstown reporting in, any femanons around?

>>665474063
Happy Australia day

>>665481506
Meet
>>665480879

>>665481576
Strewth, footy, cobber.
Get a VB up ya.

>>665481433
Might be worth just giving it a miss
Is the motor the same as yours? Did it look like it had many useful parts? Cutties isn't a good start

>>665481029
Man that image is fucking great.
All it needs is feels guy shooped onto the cuck.

>>665481622
Fuckinoathmate

>>665481338
>gets bullied by a loser police officer.
>goes on /b/ to whine and cry about it
>calls others cucks and fags for stating the obvious that he is a little pussy nigger bitch

>>665481612
Im a man

Watcha listenin to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rg3sAb8Id8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ljdy4jnfQ
HAPPY AUSTRALIA DEY.

>>665479851
Are you a dude?

WHO /GISBORNE/ HERE?

>>665481706
Yeah, probably.
No idea, but's probably RB25. Didn't get a look inside or under the bonnet, so I dunno.
It's HICAS and R-chassis rear end though, so none of that is any use to me.
I just want some stock R33 front struts and maybe some engine stuff, basically.
>>665481964
You still nostalgia trippin' about that song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do6kcmN6Kx4

>>665477243
cadillac club mate ;)

>>665481782

> Gets pulled over 6 times in a year period
> Most recently last week
> Ask if anyone knows the laws regarding discrimination
> Get called a cuck for wanting to defend his rights
> Tells story so rational people can see it was clearly bullshit
> Gets called whiny by some actual cucks
> Gets called pussy
> Tells you time and place to meet for a fight
> Still gets called pussy

Like, you're actually unbelievably stupid.

Papakura district court, tomorrow, 12, I'll be in a blue collared shirt, there's a countdown nearby we can meet so we are not right in front of the cops.

You can either

A: Stop being a keyboard warrior and go back to your cuck master for a cry
B: Be an actual man.

Or

C: (What you're currently doing) Ignore me calling you out, but keep commenting anyway

(Protip, option C actually makes you the pussy)

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>>665481717

>>665482212
>You still nostalgia trippin' about that song?

Some things can make deep imprints on the adolescent mind.

>>665482212
Fair enough.
Did he give you a price on what he wanted?

>>665482305
bitch nigga, why you still talking.
you've named a place and time.

you gon get slaughtered nigga.

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All the other Palmy guys left?

>>665482485

So you'll be there?

Sweet, tell me what you're gonna be wearing, I don't need some pussy (Read: You) cheapshotting me while I'm walking around.

You know how to find me in the crowd, if you ain't a bitch you'll tell me how to find you.

>>665482485
" "

JAFA here, thinking of moving down to CHCH , anyone know what kind of jobs are easy to get down there?

>>665482305
>Papakura district court
Man I would love to beat your pussy bitch ass up so that you actually have something relevant to whine about. I know the pizza hutt on Elltiot street meet me outside there at 5pm. I'll be wearing a grey adidas hoodie. i know you wont turn up though because you're a pussy ass nigga. Also bring your gf so i can beat you to a pulp in front of her and cuck you

>>665482625
pussy nigga, you outed yourself.
you better wear a different shirt if you don't want to get fucked.

>>665481141
Can we meet at the skate park?

>>665482760
meeting at a skate park.
what are you? 15?

>>665482801
he probably is for fucks sake

>>665482701
>Pale
>Shaved

Gross.

>>665482801
I was kidding, and I wish.

What are all the palmy fags up to, I just sit in my room doing nothing all day :/ its so fucking hot

>>665482855
>>665482866
>>665482877
dubs of the gods.

>>665482423
Assless chaps and a motorbike though?
Something something Mad Max something.
>>665482443
Nah, just said he wanted it fucking gone.

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>>665482923
I go to work, they have air con.

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>>665482701
Name? Or at least initials?

>>665482923
Same here

>>665482963
Bargain then!

>>665482698

Sure, I mean I called you out first and everything and told you where and how to find me, but yeah, I'm scared and won't show.

And sure, I'll come meet you as well, even though, again, I called you out first.

At 5 I'll be wearing some grey shorts and a blue long sleeved shirt.

Come alone if you ain't a bitch

>>665482755

Which one of you pussies am I actually fighting tomorrow? Are you meeting me after court or am I gonna beat that other cuck at 5?

And again, no shit I outed myself Sherlock, you didn't trick me into giving details, I willingly gave it so you could find me you fucking retard.

Tell me what you'll be wearing, unless you're a giant pussy.

>>665483200
I suppose that's what I'm hanging out for.
If I can have it for free and drive it to the scrappies, that's fine by me!

>>665483027
i got work, but that doesnt matter to you when you are literally divided so much you because a bunch of pixels

18/m here, I haven't done anything gay before but own that I'm away from home for a night I'm actually rather keen to suck a cock or get fucked in the ass. Currently in Queenstown.

>>665482923
holy fuck me too. like 27 degrees today

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>>665483291
>Tell me what you'll be wearing, unless you're a giant pussy.

>>665483431
Yeah dude its hard as shit to focus when its this hot and humid, doesnt help that wind is literally 0

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>>665483291
a bitch ass cuck wearing blue shorts. dis gon be easy.
dont be late faggot

>>665483106
sh

>>665483362
Again, but in English please.

>>665483314
Yeah well even then you'd still make money off it so that's alright

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>>665483532
First name? Sorry I just like to have my file sorted

>>665483677
lmao, bitches wearing tight fitting clothes like they aren't fat.
faggot cunts.

>>665483499

Grey shorts, blue shirt.

Jesus, you can't even read, sure you can afford to fight? You probably shouldn't get a concussion.

Also make it earlier, I hate leaving my house near dinner time.

You coming alone or you gonna be a typical nigger and bring 6 people to back your bitch ass up?

Where's the best place to get some gay action on the north shore?