NZ Thread: "NZ" in the OP Edition!
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i heard some Dutch fellow ask about a "New Zealand Experience" when i asked him what he meant, he asked me where i could find a sheep
i was dumb founded, but pointed him toward Upper hutt
Auckland reporting in. Got court tomorrow.
On an unrelated note, anybody know the actual laws regarding my rights when I'm pulled over?
Been pulled over a couple times the past few months for no reason at all ("How fast were you going?" "Ummm, 60" "Didn't look like 60 to me" "Well how fast was I going then?" "Why don't you tell me?" "I'm telling you it's 60" >20 mins later< "Okay, I'm gonna waive the speeding ticket")
Sick of getting pulled over just because I look young, would love to be able to throw some shit in their face and make the pigs fuck off next time they pull me up for nothing.
You could always try being white. I'm white, hardly ever get pulled over. Except when I come flying around a corner obviously speeding, veer over the centre line right in front of a cop car. And then all they say is take it easy mate and ask if I have seen anyone in the area acting suspiciously.
Not friendly or not sociable?
There's some decent folk in these threads, I was pretty
dark last week and some GC's hung around and talked to me
I got pulled for a "random check" seven times within a year, bearing in mind this is in Dunedin.
I got one guy who actually knew something about cars and now they leave me alone.
I'd imagine any "AM I BEING DETAINED" shit won't help.
Yeah, you know it!
I'm all ears, mate. God knows you heard my problems!
don't wanna say too much for fear of said person reading whatever i say, but lemme put as "too friendly" and also i was an awkward idiot who splurted spaghetti like a fucking firehose
Fucking Nissan Tiida, grandma ass car, I still get pulled up a lot.
It's because I look young as, so when cops see me driving at night or with a full car they assume I'm some 17 year old breaking the rules of my restricted license, when I'm actually a 22 year old with a full.
Pull me over expecting to ticket me for driving outside my hours/restricted with passengers, get salty when they find out I have my full (Because now I won't help towards their quote) and proceed to waste 30 mins of my time trying to find some fault to ticket me with before fucking off after they've exhausted every possible way they might ticket me.
They always have to come up with a bullshit reason to pull me up because "You look young" is illegal I'm pretty sure, so they always say it "Looked like I was going fast" and yet, never get a speeding ticket. Fucking cunts.
Suck a cops dick some more
Yeah I never actually speed, they just use it as an excuse to try fault me on something.
White as fuck bro.
Yeah man, that shit wouldn't help but I'd love to cite some law about being discriminated for my age and get them to fuck off.
New X-Files is shit so far, looks really cheap too. HD isn't helping the poor production design. Feels like the shittier parts of season 1. Hopefully they get some more self awareness once they have a monster-of-the-week episode.
I did say some, I'd imagine there's some weird people who lurk/post here
Topkek at "am I being detained"
Be me, up to the age of 9
Have an older sister, growing up, all I remember is her turning up home on drugs and drunk as
Mum passes away when I'm 9, sister had moved out the year prior
Only seen my older sister a handful of times since then, which was 9 years ago. Never made contact, never showed interest. If she seen me in the street it was always "I'll have to come up and see you guys sometime"
Would never show up
Came up today, I was away, younger sister said she mentioned how she'd like to become closer like how we used to be
I've always thought "Fuck off, you never made any effort while I was growing up" but sometimes I feel I'm being unreasonable
I don't avoid her or anything, I just don't actively make any effort whatsoever, just playing on my mind tonight
> Gee, I sure am sick of being unfairly discriminated and getting pulled over all the time
> LEL WHINE SOME MORE CUCK DA POLICE DIDNA DO NUFFIN
Why don't you grow up?
I did my first year last year.
all i can suggest is make sure you can deal with the pressure of exams
I had a had series of panic attacks near the end of the year and stopped going to classes and just buried my self in a video game for 2 months near the end of the year.
So make sure you are able to deal with the stress and pressure is my advice
While im here, anyone know where to get any bud in auckland?
I live in Albany, but I'm in Queenstown for the night. Lively place this, I was kind of hoping to get some action, with anybody really, but I guess not. Any advice from people who've been here before?
fuck it, don't care if she's reading or not i'll fucking post the story
i'm not a prude i'm just frigid, there is a difference, also feel free to correct me on anything i miss <3
So do you just keep to yourself to avoid that now?
I know I do.
I'm suprised they'd take any interest in a Tiida at all!
Just another white/grey/black blob in traffic, I'd imagine.
Too big a police force up there for the word to go 'round that you're legit, and I don't know of any laws that'll help you.
Grow a fat beard?
Yeah, I kinda know that feel. My sisters back in England just rang us up one day.
They said they wanted to get in touch and all that, but they never try. I stopped caring pretty quick.
In my situation, it wasn't for me as much as my dad, and the whole
thing kinda upset him after being in the dark for so long.
My only concern was trying to look after him, so I actually had a go at them about it and that was about the end of it.
Moral of the story would be to do what's best for you. When the actual relationship is that distant, them being family doesn't really count for much,
so if you don't want to be close with them, just don't!
Maybe you are actually on a watch list. Like do you ever associate with drug dealers? Not have you been busted but do you just associate with them. Because I used to live at a flat where this long time drug dealer would often come around and have a smoke and some cups of tea. Now I've never been busted, never been in public with this guy, but when I came through customs they knew exactly who I was and were waiting to search through all my stuff.
Didn't think you would have been in a similar situation actually
That sucks, but shit man, that last part is pretty spot on eh
I'm leaning more towards not making any effort and doing my own thing, we've both got our own lives and shit to deal with
Just would have been cool to have had something good to remember about her growing up, but nah
more or less
>don't remember how this started, think it was meet and blaze or something
>but met femanon in one of these threads
>seemed to get along pretty well online
>traded pics including noods
>don't know why the fuck i didn't meet on neutral ground
>but meet at hers with arangment to smoke the ganja and sleep over
>nervous awkward wreck in day to day life
>spaghetti already leaking out my pockets when i get there
>hazy memory but remember smoking like 2 bowls from my pipe up on the hill, no effect
>make a bong and smoke idk how many bowls inside
>she takes like one or two hits from the bong and nearly knocks herself out
>watching game of thrones first season, first ep
>texting my mate that this is weird asf and i don't think i wanna be in this situation
>mate wants rating out of 10
>i say 6/10
>she reads it over my shoulder and gets butthurt
>i panic and make up an excuse to bail
now regarded as the single most embarrassing moment of my life and i will hate myself forever for it
Spoken like a good little bitch boy to any authority figure
> Oh please policeman, spank me harder and read my my rights, oh yes, oh god
Let me give an example from last week
> Sober driving
> Leave one party, headed for another
> Want to get there before midnight to see the yardie
> All my mates load into car, start driving towards party 2
> 5 white boys in a grandmas car at about 11:30
> Go past a cop headed in opposite direction
> Cop fangs a u-turn, follows me for a bit, I guess to see if I was swerving or anything
> After a few minutes of me driving perfectly and the speed limit pulls me over
> "Looks like you were going a little fast, what speed were you going?"
> "You sure?
> Checks my license, obviously annoyed that I'm legal
> Checks my wof and reg, yea sure whatever, fine
> Starts going on about wof stuff that can wear down over time, like brake pads etc
> Show him my WOF was done literally a week ago, stuff doesn't wear down that fine
> Checks all my tyres
> Checks everybody in the cars license
> Breath tests me even though I haven't had a single drink so I am clearly not drunk
> Asks to search my car, argues wit me for like 10 minutes when I tell him no because "I shouldn't worry if I have nothing to hide"
> Point out I'm not driving for fun and have places to be and he is making me late, that's why I don't want him to spend 15 mins searching my car
> Still tries to argue about searching my car
> Checks all our boxes of beer to make sure nothing is open
> Goes back to his pig car for another fucking 10 minutes
> Comes back and says he'll waive the speeding time and this time and "I'm lucky I'm just getting a warning"
> Ask him what speed I was going
> Avoids the question
I missed my friends yardie cause of him.
Repeat this exact scenario every few months, that's why I'm pissed off.
Why do you have such a hard on for pigs? Are you sucking a cops dick as you read this right now?
> Can't grow beard to my eternal shame
yeah, so take a note of the officers number that stopped you.
If it's recurring, then you have a case for police harassment, after a certain amount of stops per 24 hours, namely 3, you are entitled to issue proceedings against said officer providing they have had no reasonable reason to stop you.
show your documents, prove to them that you are legit to be on the road, blow a breath test if needed.
You are being stopped because you are in fact a cunt, or suspected of being a cunt, which is most likely and you got caught and now are crying for help, or the police have something against you. I
f they have something against you and are pursuing you via road traffic laws, then it's a simple matter of collecting the information and presenting it to the magistrate.
As long as you aren't a cunt (which I suspect you are), you will be fine if they can't prove anything (which I think they might, because you sound like a cunt).
happy new year.
Started before she came over. She called me. Said pretty much exactly that. Gave her ice cream. Watched new x files. She flirted on messenger before. Haha. So transparent. She needs a place to stay tonight and only knows one way to get what she wants. I don't care. I don't mind her staying. I friend zoned her ages ago on purpose because she's fucking nuts. And that's only fun in small doses. Pretty sure she actually wants the D tonight tho. So I bailed downstairs and told her she could have my bed.
you a pussy nigga bitch.
if you had any ability to do something about this it would be to educate yourself.
you sound like a young cunt that is complaining about everything.
fuck off whiny bitch.
Well fuck, we've got everything else in common!
It'd be cool to catch up and become close again, for sure. You seem pretty level-headed, so you'll know what you want to do.
Just don't guilt trip yourself into doing it solely because she's a relative, and don't wear yourself out putting the effort in if she won't.
You realise you're actually the cuck in this situation right?
I'm the one going
> Fuck this shit, I'm going to stand up for my rights and tell any authority figure trying to abuse his power to get fucked
You, on the other hand, well...
> Oh please big strong police officer, please invade my home and my wife, I love to see a man in uniform and in her. Can I wear the hat pls sir?
Like, you're the actual lil bitch here. Enjoy not being a man.
Yeah nah, this isn't one police officer doing this every time. It's every few months something similar occurring. Which you would've known if you could read.
As stated before, I look young as, and to be honest I dress like kind of a fuckboy, so when cops see me driving around all my boys at 1 in the morning it looks like a restricted driver with passengers outside his hours.
Like, I get why they do it, I'm just sick of it, and some are fine, they'll check my license, see I'm on my full and send me on my way in like 5 minutes, but others get salty they can't ticket me and spend half an hour trying to find an excuse. So I was seeing if anybody knew something I could cite about age discrimination, just so the annoying ones fuck off a bit quicker.
I was thinking that as I was writing my reply!
Yeah it would, but it probably wouldn't be doing me any favours
Yeah nah I won't man, hasn't bothered me in the past, just gave it a bit of thought tonight, that's all
Enough of my shit, get up to much today?
I hope you're not one of those guys that's all
>"Am I being arrested or detained"
>"hurr durr, I know my rights"
Yeah some cops are cunts, and yeah they might harass people a bit, but if you're not breaking the law, you've got nothing to worry about
Just like that stupid cunt in the news that pulled over a police office
"I should be doing a citizens arrest"
Fuck that guy is a cunt
Literally read the thread, my first post is looking to educate myself on the laws.
Try looking online for your rights against police, you get so much whatever the tinfoil equivalent of brosciene is, shit like
"If you're sovereign maori they can't ticket you because you own the road"
"Demand to see the radar (Which is only true if you actually get ticketed, which, I don't because I don't speed)
"AM I BEING DETAINED BRO?"
"Tell them your car is classified as a personal locomotion machine and you are on a religious mission, cops can't interfere with muh property"
It's like 99% bullshit, I was just hoping some lawfag could be like
"Yeah bro, just cite section x of legislation b"
Instead I got a bunch of cucks who want to suck off cops
Yeah, but as clichéd as it is, sharing your thoughts does help. You helped the shit out of me whenever it was, so I live in hope to return the favour a little.
Went for a wander, saw that Skyline in the field I was on about.
As expected, it's a slushbox R33 with rust and bog. It's sacked out, but it's probably just cutties.
Guy didn't have a key for it either lol
see >>665480206. We already covered the "Am I being detained" shit. Anon isn't stupid, just sick of cops wasting his time.
Nah not on my phone, these are just from fb/ig
If you have some post them and I'll try contribute back tomorrow night with proper nudes
I don't, mostly because I don't want to give a smarmy cop a reason to act superior if I try to bring up something that's not the actual law.
The only thing I do is after they've wasted like 30 minutes of my time they nearly always say
"I'll waive the speeding ticket"
I know it's because I was never speeding in the first place and they used it as an excuse to pull me up, so if they say that I get really sarcastic and ask what speed I was going, just so they know that I know they're full of shit.
Otherwise I'm fully compliant, to the point a cop complimented me on it once.
Got ya, that shit would get annoying
I just hate cunts that do what I quoted. They're the type of people that go
"Ae fuk, my warrant haz onli ben out 4 2 monthz, iz it coz im blak, FTP kunt"
Only if you or someone else posts some, sick of being the only one who contributes
Nah son it's my holy grail
is this whiny little bitch still going on about how cops pick on him? what a fucking cuck faggot
All good bro, only happens every few months but it's consistent enough I get fucked off.
Plus last time they took my best friends license because he had excess demerits or something.
I mean, it was his fault and all, but it still wouldn't have happened if I hadn't been pulled over for nothing so I'm a little annoyed on his behalf.
Nah, didn't plan on taking it today regardless.
Asked him to suss the key for it so I can at least look inside, but realistically it's good to me for limited parts at best, and I think he wants to sell the whole thing
No shit I outed myself, I literally gave you the time and place, what do you think I was trying to do?
I woulda given you my address so I don't have to travel far to kick your ass, but I don't want niggers robbing me.
No idea, but's probably RB25. Didn't get a look inside or under the bonnet, so I dunno.
It's HICAS and R-chassis rear end though, so none of that is any use to me.
I just want some stock R33 front struts and maybe some engine stuff, basically.
You still nostalgia trippin' about that song?
> Gets pulled over 6 times in a year period
> Most recently last week
> Ask if anyone knows the laws regarding discrimination
> Get called a cuck for wanting to defend his rights
> Tells story so rational people can see it was clearly bullshit
> Gets called whiny by some actual cucks
> Gets called pussy
> Tells you time and place to meet for a fight
> Still gets called pussy
Like, you're actually unbelievably stupid.
Papakura district court, tomorrow, 12, I'll be in a blue collared shirt, there's a countdown nearby we can meet so we are not right in front of the cops.
You can either
A: Stop being a keyboard warrior and go back to your cuck master for a cry
B: Be an actual man.
C: (What you're currently doing) Ignore me calling you out, but keep commenting anyway
(Protip, option C actually makes you the pussy)
So you'll be there?
Sweet, tell me what you're gonna be wearing, I don't need some pussy (Read: You) cheapshotting me while I'm walking around.
You know how to find me in the crowd, if you ain't a bitch you'll tell me how to find you.
>Papakura district court
Man I would love to beat your pussy bitch ass up so that you actually have something relevant to whine about. I know the pizza hutt on Elltiot street meet me outside there at 5pm. I'll be wearing a grey adidas hoodie. i know you wont turn up though because you're a pussy ass nigga. Also bring your gf so i can beat you to a pulp in front of her and cuck you
Sure, I mean I called you out first and everything and told you where and how to find me, but yeah, I'm scared and won't show.
And sure, I'll come meet you as well, even though, again, I called you out first.
At 5 I'll be wearing some grey shorts and a blue long sleeved shirt.
Come alone if you ain't a bitch
Which one of you pussies am I actually fighting tomorrow? Are you meeting me after court or am I gonna beat that other cuck at 5?
And again, no shit I outed myself Sherlock, you didn't trick me into giving details, I willingly gave it so you could find me you fucking retard.
Tell me what you'll be wearing, unless you're a giant pussy.
>Tell me what you'll be wearing, unless you're a giant pussy.
a bitch ass cuck wearing blue shorts. dis gon be easy.
dont be late faggot
First name? Sorry I just like to have my file sorted
Grey shorts, blue shirt.
Jesus, you can't even read, sure you can afford to fight? You probably shouldn't get a concussion.
Also make it earlier, I hate leaving my house near dinner time.
You coming alone or you gonna be a typical nigger and bring 6 people to back your bitch ass up?