MILF Stories Time: > be me 19 living in Vegas in 2006 >

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>>665470926
Her tubes tied???wtff

> she was literally right across the street so I showered and walked over there
> knock on the door
> she opens it in a silk robe
> she's trying to be sexy but the robe makes her look older than she was and she was obviously nervous
> say hi and I come in. Break the ice by asking if I should take off my shoes, then comment on how her bathroom has different tile than mine
> after small talk we immediately walk upstairs
> decide to take initiative and go to take disrobe her
> she's very nervous and asks if we can kiss first
> oblige and begin to kiss her
> was kind of gross but her tits were huge so I opened her robe to expose then and feel them
> we move to the bed and I lay her down
> move down and open her legs
> to my disappointment there was a bush
> said fuck it and ate it for awhile
> wasn't rad at all, was roast beef and hairy but I was young and insanely horny so I chowed
> get up and lay on the bed and start taking my belt off
Cont.

OP, hurry up

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>>665471508
Youre either high or know nothing about how humans work or what they do

>>665471666
This nigga and his trips

>>665471508
Yea, its kinda funky to get brought up but its happened to me as well. Pretty much means you can blow your load in her and she doesn't mind.

>>665471592
His mom told him to go back to bed.

Following

Y u no write story down on notepad and copy pasta fgt

in between boner and puking

> she grabs my hand and tells me to lay down
> lay down and she starts taking my belt and pants off
> says she hasn't given head since her husband and he were married and even then it hadn't been for awhile
> ask her if she'll swallow
> reluctantly says yes but its been a long time
> just knowing that she hadn't tasted cum in a long time made me adamantium
> she takes my boxers off and takes my dick in her hand
> not embellishing she started moaning while stroking it and calling my dick beautiful
> she went down with her head and licked my balls and uo my shaft
> puts it in her mouth and starts bobbing slowly
> was new yorker Italian and gas big lips for a white woman
> felt amazing
> does this for awhile and goes a lite faster
> grab her head and begin pushing up and down on it, tell her to put her hand on it
> had a boner since when we had been texting
> can see the saliva dripping over her hand and building g up around where her mouth was sliding on my shaft
> slurping sounds galore
> ask her if she wants me to cum in her mouth
> she slowly hums mhhhmmm
> she keeps going and I feel it begin
Cont

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This thread reminds me of when i used to live next door to this hot mom. Had a toddler. I would occaisionally watch the kid and she'd invite me over all the time. Thought about fucking her but she turned out to be a mental case. Already stuck my dick in crazy once. Never again

Not having it prepared... Holy fuck mate

>>665472333
Trip check.

>>665472483
How about you tell us about your story anon?

>>665472333
how can there be any more left
i'm about to get prank'd

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>>665472546
Sometimes people dont plan out what they want to do here before they start posting

What a surprise! It's almost like... Its random!

Iunno im bad at insulting people just go climb a wall of dicks or something you candle sniffing fuck fence

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>>665472762

>>665471537
>break the ice by asking if I should take my shoes off
>break the ice
>asking if I should my shoes off

> decide to not tell her that I'm about to cum
> only warning was me grabbing the back of her head and pushing her mouth down a little more as I started moaning
> she's still going same speed
> the moment arrives and I begin to bust a fat load
> first spurt and she stops
> I can tell she's surprised
> some dribbles out of her mouth as I keep shooting off
> she lets some out of the side of her mouth
> stays still as as I Bob her head up and down on my dick for the follow through
> let go of her head and lay back
> she raises her head and cups her chin
> sits there for a few seconds then gulls
> looks at me with a smile and says loudly "that wasn't so bad!"
> I chuckle but then get overwhelmed with a sense of disgust

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>>665472584
The only stories i have are seriously noy even long enough to be good stories hahahaha

First one was i volunteered to spy on an ex at a local bar cause i was bored as fuck. He never showed. She gave me fifty bucks. Got drunk instead

Second one was she locked herself out of her house with the toddler still inside and she freaked out so I went over and broke a window and crawled inside to open the door for her.

Yeah... Mother of the year material.

>>665472546
This is off the top my fellow anon, patience

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>>665472762
>go climb a wall of dicks or something you candle sniffing fuck fence

>>665473086
> I chuckle but then get overwhelmed with a sense of disgust
kek

>>665473086
Why a sense of disgust
Go on

>>665472762
>fuck fence
select all fish captcha

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>>665473425
OP was probably remembering the Arby's he just had for dinner.

EEEYYYOOOOO

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>>665473187

> she wants to cuddle and lay in bed
> feel a sense of obligation considering the load she just took down
> I'm really disgusted with the situation and just want to go
> decide I'll just ask to have my back scratched and rubbed and won't have to face her
> she's excited for this and does it
> put in about 40 mins of time bullshitting with her and then tell her I have to go back home
> she's okay but asks if we can keep doing this
> obviously say yes and I go home to play video games


I ended up boning her for 4-5 years on and off steadily. I'd be able to call her any time anywhere and she'd pick me up and do whatever I wanted. Have many stories of her that are epic. If get girlfriends and we'd break it off but the day my girlfriends and I would break up id call her and go rail her ass and feel better about it all. Good times

>>665473068
He is being sarcastic fucking retard

>>665473762
That's somebody's mother you sick cunt
Well done

>>665473762
Well at least beggining was... hmm intresting?

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>>665473762

>>665473762
>Have many stories of her that are epic

Like?

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>>665470926
Well good job op. I was mildly entertained I suppose. Not complaining. Some fresh material. Cheers.

Post a picture of the lady or it didn't happen

>>665473762
I request more stories to entertain my feeble mind

>>665474242
This

>>665474444
Quad god.

>>665474233
Fuck off you faggot

>>665474444
Quads wants more

>>665474019
> had gifriend for a year literally all of 2007
> while we were dating I'd notice a car parked at her house
> goes on for awhile then stops
> my girlfriend dumps me and I feel like shit
> text the MILF if she'd like to get together
> she's excited and agrees to meet that night
> tells me she's into that one thing I wanted to do before but couldn't
> ask her why the change ?
> tells me she was fucking the HOAs electrician after I stopped boning her for my girlfriend
> he convinced and broke in her ass
> ask her if I can jizz in her butt
> she says " honey , you can come anywhere you want"
Cont

>>665471537
>disappointment
>bush
>disappointment

You're such a faggot op

>>665474897
keep going

>>665474897
> at this point in my life I'd done anal only twic, once with a Chines coworker and another with my former girlfriend. Both times didn't cum but wanted to
> had never cream pied an ass
> realize it's upon me and all I can do is sit with a rock hard boner all day dwelling on this moment I've been waiting for
> I pass time with video games
> she gets home and I get the text
> tuck and roll my dick and walk on over
> I hadn't seen her like this in a year so it was a little awkward
> we go up stairs and begin to fool around
> blows me for a little but and starts fiendishly going for my dick
> starts saying how much she missed it and the electrician was older and had a smaller dick
> gets on top after a shirt bj and rides my dick til she came was always pretty quickly
> turns over and tells me to fuck her ass
> hands me lube from a night stand

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>>665474897
Ewww. Sick nasty. Go on

>>665475348
neat

>>665470926
picture?

>>665475348
Go on

>>665473762
Feels like she was a bit desperate for intimacy

I would of fucked her daughter

> be me, 17
> Hanging out at the local party house
> Friend's mom is part of the group
> 7/10 face, nice big tits and perfect ass
> Had other plans to drink elsewhere nearby so I wasn't staying long
> She asks if she could come with knowing i'd have party favors
> hell yeah
> Arrive and the drinks begin
> Not long before we're buzzed listening to music and chatting away
> She asks me to dance
> idkhow.png
> She says it's okay I'll teach you
> o-ok
> She takes my hands and places them on her waist
> Liquid courage kicks in so I go with it
> fucksheshot.gif
> Few moments later we're sitting back down and she's telling me I was pretty good
> Proceeds to say I'm probably good at a lot of things
> o shit son
> She starts undoing my belt and sliding my pants down
> Friends are in the hallway/other room btw
> She takes my cock in her hand, already got a semi
> she goes down and starts sucking me like a pro, no surprise
> Shortly after she's already deepthroating
> diamonds.jpg
cont

>>665475348
I dump it all over my schlong and my finger tip and her ass and start fingering it with my index finger
> she's moaning while bent over head down ass up
> tell her I'm going to go for it
> she tells me slow at first then she'll tell me when I can start really humping
> line it up and begin the entrance
> its resistant but the head just manages to break that first seal and I feel my dick start to plunge into a warm and really tight hole
> feels amazing
> start to slowly hump
> she gives me the green light a few moment's later that I can go faster
> give it maybe 5 pumps before I had to jizz
> had boner all day and it just got too sensitive
> tell her I'm cumming and blast off a huge pulsating load into her ass
> she sits still while I finish up in her rear
> I slowly pull out and see a piece of turd smeared into the lube
> shout out loud and run to the shower
> jump on as soon as water was on and rinse off
> deny to her there was shit on it,tell her I just wanted to shower right away
> she buys it
> she wants to lay again but I feel disgusted like last time
> the feeling had worn off as time went on and banging her was normal but my girlfriend was young and hot and in shape and the MILF wasn't
> can't believe she let me jizz in her ass
> she sits in toilet for 15 minutes while she let my seed dribble out of her butt
> wants to lay in bed
> do the same thing as time and then leave.

This led to a very long time of having anal

>>665476224
Cool

>>665475636
I'm sorry I don't its been years

>>665476218
Kekked cont

>>665476218
Please don't continue. You're so gay its making me cringe

>>665474242
> my friend who was in the army is home in Vegas on leave
> all his money was saved so he always wanted to party hard when he came home
> would buy the drugs and a ton of the alcohol for his close buddies
> Wed drink til the sun rose
> out with him one night
> its six am and were at a bar getting food and beer
> he's beginning to look at Craigslist hookers in a drunken stupor
> realize I could call her so I do
> picks me up out of sleep and takes me to her house
> before we have sex she tells me she wants to give me something
> I'm basically blacked out drunk
> hands me a 10 year AA token
> don't know what to say
> hammer her ass drunk all morning long
> literally 2 hours of anal
> can't cum so pass out drunk
> wake up and she's getting ready for work
> I'm insanely hung over
> says morning sunshine and asks if I want a bj
> am groggy but say yes
> pulls my dick out of the sheets and begins sucking
> she looked hot for work. Make up, push up bra, skirt to her knees
Tell me she can't stand it and pulls her skirt her up past her pussy
> sits down on cock and moans while gyrating
> cums after a few moments
> goes back down and finishes me off
> by this time she started spitting the cum into a rag she kept near by
> she goes to work and I sleep for a few more hours before leaving

>>665477394
Cool

>>665473425
Up to this point I'd only been with girls my age so seeing a woman's body like that was different, hard to explain

bumping for stories

Don't die

Bumping for stories

>>665478666
Trips have spoken.

I fucked this red headed milf. She tasted like cigarettes. Bent her over my bed and fucked her hard.

>>665476224
How old was she, any pics?

>>665471508
Fallopian tubes, the place where sperm will travel to reach the egg she had them tied off so she can't have children

- a black guy

more stories pls

I'm might sound liek a newfag but if you teach me how to green text I'll tell you an amazing real mexican milf story

>>665481364
>Anonymous
>this is greentext

>>665481364
>That arrow.

Everything after without starting a new paragraph is green.

>If you start a new line add a new arrow.

>>665481749
>>665481754
Ty

>>665481754
>dope

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>>665471537
>Her bathroom has a different tile than mine

OOOOHHhhhhh Shit /b It's Tile Guy!!

Ok, I'll do my best, this is a real story:

> Two years ago
> I was 26 by that time, I'm a dentist, a mexifagg dentist.
> I'm always horny as fuck but wife is cold as ice
> We used to fuck twice or thrice a day like five years ago but those glorious days are gone
> If I'm lucky I have sex with my wife once a month so I often fuck my female patients
> The youngest girl I fucked was 16 yo while I was 25, oldest lady I fucked was 36 by that time
> One day a 46 yo lady came to my clinic
> I disliked her instantly
> Treatment delayed because she had several damaged teeth
> Treatment lasted like 3 months

>>665471508
Underage b&

>>665482652
Well you have figured out how to free text properly.

>>665481188
>-a black guy
>Of course a black guy would know that.

we all know you're white and attempting humor

>>665470926
"tells me she'll make me food to eat for my time"


Do you really need to specify that it was to eat? what the fuck else would you be doing with it? And this is how I know this story did not happen to you.

>>665482652

Do you fuck your patients at your office, or do you meet them elsewhere ?