Dumbest conspiracy theory. go.

>>665197171
Jet fuel can melt steal beams.

all of them

>>665197171
this thread is good

We never went to the moon.
The earth is flat.

>>665197171
Malt liquor was made to control and dumb down the negro populace ie earlier version of crack

Hitler did 9/11

>>665197171
OP is straight

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Aliens in Roswell

chicken bigger

Michael Jackson's fate was decided by the Illuminati and when he wrote the song "They Don't Really Care About Us" the Illuminati decided that it was a time for him to die.

they are all equally retarded

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>>665197773
True

>>665197171
chem trails

Chemtrails

>>665197578
That's exactly what I was going to say.

chemtrail

Hitler is still alive and he dwells in the darkest pot houses of amsterdam shitposting on 4chan and being ISIS.

Chem trails

Chemtrails

Chem trails

ze jews did zees

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>>665197171
OP has only been pretending to be a fag this whole time in order to melt steel beams while we're distracted.

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>>665197171
>dumb?
Let's expose the truth about the alien conspiracy

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>>665197171
Chris Benoit was an inside job.

http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/24-reasons-that-will-prove-that-chris-benoit-is-innocent.453787849/

>find one dumber
>protip you can't

>>665197171
cannabis causes (Actually cures) schizophrenia etc etc

Paul walker was killed by an rpg

>>665198687
>disregarding proven science for stoner logic

>>665197171
"the holocaust"

/thread

paul walker is still alive

Oswald killed Lincoln

Christianity

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>>665197171

Gotta go with the moon landing. The whole damn thing was on TV and they brought back hundreds of pounds of rocks.

black lives matter

>>665198779
edgy

hollow earth, flat earth, anything about the earth.

The Zionist Marxist plot

>>665197944
There is no such theory.

>>665198687
>cures

yes as long as you keep doing it.

>>665197944
Brittany Venti did 9/11.

>>665198977
How are these conspiracy theories? Who's conspiring to do what?

>>665198779
Good one, Anon.

the holocaust

Women's rights

>>665199007
yeah because he did nothing wrong
bonus meme : check em

>>665198687
>cannabis causes

well to be fair most studies cant say weather it causes or hastens the onset in people who already had it. Also schizophrenia has not increased in places where cannabis use has.

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Reptoids
Flat or hollow earth
Chemtrails
Nazi UFOs

I can't believe its not butter is butter

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>>665199086
There u go anon

>>665199144
Chekd and KEKD

>>665198752
Holy shit this is actually a real theory

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Jews did (insert anything here)

Inb4 autists jump to prove me wrong

The government is injecting cows with a serum that turns them into black helicopters

>>665197171
thinks all the conspiracy are dumb, is really dumb!

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>>665197171
Anysentence that comes out of David Icke's mouth.

>>665199504
I'm sorry what?

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>>665199423
>rabbi detected

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Paul is dead.

I personally believe David Carradine was murdered by strangulation and then set up to appear as accidental suicide from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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>>665198687

My wife is a schizophrenic and she smokes all the time. She's a slob, lazy, doesn't tend to the needs of our dog or son, doesn't work and every 30 minutes or so she wakes up in bed opens the curtains and looks outside as if someone would be there looking at her fat ass.

Not to mention that without marijuana sedating her she's violent, abusive, and just mean...even to our baby. She's a clutz too and bumps into shit constantly.

She focuses in like an autist on her "artwork" which she spends HOURS doing which is complete and total shit. I mean...it's truly awful work and her being high provides the illusion of having talent.

She's too paranoid to drive, cannot make eye contact with cashiers or even advocate for our son when we're at the doctor. She's utterly useless but her trust fund is nice. One day I'm just going to hire someone to make her disappear. My life, my sons life and even the dogs life would instantly improve.

Pic related, some of her shitty artwork.

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>>665199423
>Jews control the media.
There technically is some truth to this one though. Not an anti-semite, but it's interesting.

>>665197171
>Kurt Cobain killed himself

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>>665200023

Some more.

Hanging it sideways is "artistic" apparently.

>Anything conspiracy related to religion
>Michelle Obama is a man
Actually idk, this might be true...
>The Earth is flat

>>665200023
>>665200219
Look up Cthulhu's Resume, they might help. Albeit you have to use Tor to get to the real page.

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>>665199086
Go on YouTube, search for flat earther videos. Hours upon hours of faggots trying to debunk the round earth. Usually these are christians for whom regular creationism wasn't dumb enough.

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>>665200219

This shit hangs all over my house. I think about throwing it away multiple times a day.

>>665200144
Dubs of truth, Courtney Love confirmed murderer.

Neil Armstrong hearing the Islamic call to prayer on the moon and secretly converting to Islam

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>>665200473

This one is the worst, but she's so proud of it for some reason.

right wingers that believe marxists are secretly governing most capitalist nations. lol

Conspiracy "theorist" here. Illuminati are real and they will set their plan in motion soon. 9/11 was just a charade to propagate bigger plans. I know the Earth isn't flat and other nonsense like that.
tl;dr conspiracy theorist, ask me anything

>>665197773
My grandparents are recently converted flat earth theorists, and they're trying to convince me.

>>665200608
wat.

>>665200473
>>665200219
>>665200023
The only way to be sure is if you post her pussy

>>665200473
not sure if troll or genuinely can't tell that the paintings she makes are fucking beautiful

>>665200473
>>665200219
>>665200023
stop. no one gives a fuck

>>665197171
Every single one involving the government or any group that is significantly large.

Large groups of people keeping secrets is not possible at all. The number of people that would know about things like a moon landing being faked make it extremely improbable that nobody would have talked and actually had hard evidence that what they are saying is true.

I'm sure large scale conspiracies have existed, but there has either been a mountain of undeniable evidence to support it because people involved talked, or it was before information was as easy to spread to a large amount of people. Today, nothing really important is a conspiracy just because of how hard it would be to keep secret.

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>>665200661

Weed inspired all of this nonsense. I wish she would get into a wreck while she's out with her mother. All problems instantly solved.

>>665200675
no

>>665200675
So do you believe in the illuminati as some Satanic\Jewish cabal, or use the term as shorthand to refer to heads of international banks and multi-billion dollar corporations?

>>665200919
This one is fucking brilliant.
I'm not even joking.

>>665200857
>The many incredible benefits of coffee enemas.

>>665200023
That's true! Disabled people are shit but you can't say nothing because theirs condition.

>>665200828

You cared enough to respond cupcake.

:^)

>>665199086
On its own, the idea of earth being flat isn't a conspiracy, just a dumb idea, but people who believe that shit usually have some story alongside about how lizardmen want people to think its round or something,

>>665200681
...I'm just curious how someone thinks that in the 21st century.

Steve Avery is innocent.

>>665200919
>im an autistic nigger who can't appreciate the beautiful creative works of my mentally challenged wife

Did you ever think maybe painting/weed help her condition?

Post nudes

>>665200969
The later. (sry not sure if double "t" goes here)

>>665201216
IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR
Nice meme, kiddo

>>665200023
>One day I'm just going to hire someone to make her disappear.

Not really necessary. Schizophrenics have shorter life expectancy and high rates of suicide , just buy her a handgun.

>>665201302
two T's, yes

>>665200919
If shes really as bad as you say she is, it's kinda even pissing me off that she has all these domestic and motherly symbols and the fucking dog in the paintings

>>665198845
Seconded.

Also, anyone with a high end telescope can find the landing sights and buggie/human tracks

>>665201216
Most are just trolling
Same with the "nukes don't exist" people

The whole cuck thing.
Blacks aren't all secretly in on stealing your women.
Women just don't want to fuck you.

>>665200473
That one isn't half bad...with the exception of the weird border

>>665201226
>implying the evidence doesn't point to dirty cops

>>665200023
>>665200219
>>665200473
>>665200661
>>665200919
I'm with you /b/ro, these paintings are SHIT.
>Fuck 20th century art!

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>>665197171

A government owned territory in space, a birth of magnificent and magical proportions took place. But the birth was not finite, it was infinite. As the wombs numbered and the mitosis of the future began it was perceived that this infamous moment in life is not temporal, it is eternal. And thus began the beginning of the new race; a race within the race of humanity; a race which bears no prejudice, no judgment but boundless freedom.

a race of beatiful girls, with feminine penises.

>>665201408

>giving a violent psychopath a handgun

Yea...no.

>>665201379
Are you retarded. Most times people use (current year) its stupid but you picked the one time its actually relevant and called him out for it.

Its relevant because he was referring to how its hard to believe something like that because of how much information is available now.

>>665201226
He may not be innocent, but evidence was absolutely planted. However the whole timing of the murder, lack of non-suspicious evidence and the blatant corruption and conspiracy of the sheriffs department makes it one of the more interesting cases. If anything it should inspire discussion about how shit is done and how much power the executive branch has.

>>665200473

You should sell that shit on etsy with a back-story about the artist being schizo it would sell.

Alex Jones never existed.

>>665201510
nah, black people just fucking suck

>>665201748
I wish that was true.

>>665201585
see
>>665201713

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>>665200857
>superfoods

>>665201451
>anyone with a high end telescope can find the landing sights and buggie/human tracks

Nooooooooope, no you fucking can't. I own a $4000 meade telescope and I can confirm this is horseshit. Maybe if you lived at SETI and had the accuracy of a fucking greek God or whatever.

>>665197171
>hollow earth
>holocaust denial
>illuminati fags

>>665201471
Hiroshima didn't happend
Read the books

>>665199086
They're conspiring to keep it a secret you retard

All rappers are a part of the illuminati and are brainwashing kids.
Also, lizard people.

>>665201783
That's something we can agree on.

The moon is a hologram

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Bill Hicks never died. He became Alex Jones.

>>665201919
Man I hate the illuminati too

>>665201448

At this point I'm living in my own room in the house, my job isn't to clean up after her 24/7. Couldn't do it anymore. She just sits around high all day ignoring the baby, I come home daily to him either screaming from an itchy ass covered in shit for hours or she "forgot" to feed him. I own a small business so I've just started taking him with me, while she either sits on the computer high all day long, or at her table painting.

She puts on a good face for others but her own mother told her she should never have had a child. I agree. I love my son but his mother is fucking useless.

>>665200608
>Neil Armstrong hearing the Islamic call to prayer on the moon and secretly converting to Islam

Lol wat? I've heard of Space Jews before but Moon Muslims?

>>665200023
Gee I wonder why anon couldn't find homself a better girl

>>665202178
you're a cry baby pussy

>>665201735

I want nothing to do with her shitty hobbies other than maintaining her supplies. The hobby and weed keeps her away from us.

>>665201510
Lol this.

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equality.
/thread

>>665202062
>mind blown

>>665202304

You try running a business and being a single father basically. Also taking care of a 300lbs she beast who acts like a child as well.

>>665201638
>Be trans

>Hear this.

OH GOD SPACE TRAPS.

That large corporations are paying politicians to do them political favors.

Just another nutty left-wing conspiracy theory.

>>665199863
but why?

Donald trump has less than 47 chromosomes.

- Nicholas Cage is a time traveler
- Chemtrails
- Any religious/end times theory
- hologram planes 9/11
- Jackio O killed JFK
- A cursed mummy sank the titanic
- Gangstalking
- Morgellons
- Indigo Children
- Nibiru
- Pope John Paul II will rise from the dead
- Flat earth

>>665202586
Don't forget Nicolas Cage being a vampire.

>>665202178
Why'd you dump your seed in her? Sounds like you're the only one to blame bruh, stop bitching, you sound like a total fuckface.

>>665202547
Why not?

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>>665200675

>>665202455
I say again, you are a cry baby pussy. no balls to do something, and a loud mouth on an anonymous image board. you are a weak willed, uninteresting, and probably ugly person considering you married a 300lb retarded amateur artist. I feel sorry for your son that he has two terrible parents.

Lucifer is dead

>>665202586
>Indigo Children
Metaphysical bullshit is not a conspiracy.

>>665200675
Are niggers Illuminati puppets?

>>665202178
Dude what the fuck are you waiting for? Santa to bring you presents from the fucking north pole? Dump the bitch, take the kid.

>>665202586
>Nibiru
Do you even 9th planet, bro?

Chemtrails
Isis videofakes
Vaccine critics

>>665202178
You sound kinda pathetic complaining about how your wife is ruining everything for you. How did you two even get together ?
>marrying a smoker when you don't smoke
>marrying a schizo

>>665202547
it was all too stereotypical. dead in a closet too short to stand up in AND in women's clothing. watch the mechanic, its apparently a really standard practice of irl hitmen because no one tends to question accidentally choke and stroke deaths

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>>665202263
>Space Jews

>>665201670
kiddo :^)

>>665202886
True, but conspiretards often believe in esoteric bullshit as well.

>>665201379
Okay, that makes sense. Personally I avoid the word "illuminati" due to the Mark Dice connotations.

>>665198845

Aaaaaand all 400,000 people that worked on the Apollo program have stayed silent about the moon landing fraud all these years.

Fucking moron

>>665203072
Sure, but the thread is about conspriacy shit, not esoteric bullshit.

>>665202789
fair enough also David Hasselhoff was a secretly a CIA assassin, true story

>>665203147
>Believes the moon landing was fake
>'Fucking moron'
Anon...

lol youtube just unblocked my video from most countries. Finally. Fuckin jews

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0Wpyw6-Wx0

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Spirit Science. The entire thing.

>>665203147
Lol, there were no 400k people! They used the salaries for imaginary employees to fund their PSYOP program. Sheep!

>>665202926
Some yes. Most people are easily manipulated with wealth and a false sense of power.

>>665197171
when you die you just cease to exist, stupidest fucking thing ever conceived.

>>665202315
really just sounds like youre the idiot for having a kid with her and staying with her in general, she's not doing anything for your son anyway, if he's still a baby like youre saying he wont even fucking remember her

>>665203052
yea why? motive not method

whole Cold War was a false flag both sides were fighting demonic remnants of the Nazis, or aliens you pick

>>665202455
Why the fuck did you marry her?

>>665197171
the jewish aristocracy put hitler in power to help them get rid of their poor people so that only the greediest of jews could pass on their traits to start an even greedier next jewish generation.

>>665200426
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCS_FY5mR4g22L_E9t1D_ExQ/videos
holy shit.
I was dubious at first, but this amount of work can only be put up by a true believer
I watched the beginning of one of his videos.
first argument against round earth : people lie
>kthxbye.jpg

my old orgo chem professor worked for NASA during the Apollo missions and has told enough stories for me to believe it happened at least once. maybe the first landing was faked. I wouldn't be surprised tbh. but I think we have definitely been there

>>665203147
It's the dumbest conspiracy theory thread

It would appear you are the moron

>>665202886
It is when the parents claim big pharma/illuminati/tptb are suppressing their children's abilities

>>665203622
owed lost gambling money to the wrong people