Im laying in bed with my boyfriend, Im thinking of pissing myself. I have myself lined up so it gets on him.
Should I do it /b/?
He'll probably get really mad. I might get punished.
He always says I can in the shower. The sheets would get soaked...
I want it to be a surprise.
As a little girl just starting to masturbate I would often piss the bed on accident.
I often piss in public, but I've sadly never been caught.
Wut would do anon if you found me peeing in public?
I do own a strap on
I'm the same chub that got choked and fucked on cam a few days ago
If I saw you urinating in public, I would film it on my phone. Then I'd tell you that if you don't suck my cock in a back alley I'll post that shit on your Facebook and report it.
I know you'd follow me to the alley, suck my cock and swallow my load like the good little whore you are
Its 7am, im in bed, not aboutto go look for a paper and sharpie
Ive run out of piss pictures,i can post my fat cunt
I'd rub your clit then taste it while you pissed, then probably lick your clit after you finished, then see where it went from there.
How bigs your strap on?
I tried hard anon. Thats too difficult to do with a phone.
He doesn't mind it, but he'd dislike the sheets getting messy
The purple alien cucumber is about 7 inches.
I wish.. thats why I own a strapon
About 6 inches, thats how big my boyfriend is.
Yeah I know, Im flat for a fat girl. When I was skinny I was A cups.
If you go on chub threads, you might catch a show with me and him on cam
Idunno. I guess I'm somewhat cute maybe? I have no idea what he sees in me. Hes got a good career, and hes skinny and muscular. Fuckin baffles me.
Its not that, he has no troubles with women. I literally offer him nothing.
'Idunno. I guess I'm somewhat cute maybe? I have no idea what he sees in me. Hes got a good career, and hes skinny and muscular. Fuckin baffles me. '
You're female and attractive.. you don't understand.. the privilege women experience in picking a mate - us men, we don't experience that
Im not attractive, Im fat and weird. Spend ten minutes with me and you'll be creeped out worse than any "neckbeard" male here.
Yup, this guy right here
i want to get a GF i have to put massive ammount of effort in finding people going on dates and then a fucking a woman can be like i like this one imma fuck him.
It's these type of girls who have nothing special about themselves so they make up shit-- about how they were abused as kids, how they used to be models, how their best friend fucked them over...
What does /b/ think of my weird vagina?
Nothing interesting has ever happened to me. I'm just socially inept.
Well I peed myself. Hes mad. Gonna take the cock in the ass then cleanup. Honestly never planned to post myself, just wanted a piss porn thread.
Ive been told its weird because of the opening
The vagina is supposed to open up
More because of the excess skin, not sure why its so foldy
I'd watch you finish, then grab you by the arm, pull you over my lap and spank your bare bottom until it's a nice shade of red, then I'd take you to the store, buy you a diaper and put it on you, right there in the store. Then you'd leave your boyfriend and come home to live with me, leaving all your stuff behind, and I'd make you sleep in a crib and wear diapers all the time, spanking you whenever you soiled yourself.
literally showing you my pussy and youre asking if i have a dick
Ok, seems like the guy who commented on it being weird didnt know what he was talking about
Honestly not worth posting
Oh so thats what they are! I talking to gyno and she said it isnt an std/i but couldnt tell em what exactly they are (not very good @ her job)
Fine, heres an older pic
Oh interesting! I'll have to look into it
Not bad, though those red lips and hair is what got me interested
Ah, you just got to love that normal colour...
Lol, up until I was 19 I was loli mode, aa cups, no ass to speak of, in school they thought i was anorexic. Turned out the adderal i took my whole life was keeping my appetite down. First month off them I gained 80lbs, and it just kept going.
Although its my fault for not losing it by now, partly gave up because I'll never have that body again, there will be a lot of extra skin :/
>Anonymous 01/24/16(Sun)10:05:43 No.665134721▶>>665134934 >>665134987
>I'd watch you finish, then grab you by the arm, pull you over my lap and spank your bare bottom until it's a nice shade of red, then I'd take you to the store, buy you a diaper and put it on you, right there in the store. Then you'd leave your boyfriend and come home to live with me, leaving all your stuff behind, and I'd make you sleep in a crib and wear diapers all the time, spanking you whenever you soiled yourself.
You still here?
Where in the world are you located?
Actually, I've yet to meet a girl who knows the female anatomy like I do. Guys want something, they study it and learn its secrets. I suspect most girls just find it a pain, and wish they had a dick instead.
I was. But I'm ruined, all that extra skin.. I'd still be gross.
Heres me right as I started chubbing up.
Get yourself a camera and start taping your crothch
That isnt my fucking minora, you're the 'tetarded cunt'
>tfw you never get to fuck and cum in a woman while she pees
there'll be treatments for that shit in a couple of years, nanobots 'n shit. and I'd steal your fat anyway and give it to homeless people. if you turned out cute enough i'd let you stay around.
Lol did see the pics and a web of her.
To bad your bait faggit.
Spread it as wide as you can and post
How is the piss coming out of her vaginal orifice and not her urethra? Seriously, that stream is like 2 inches away from her piss hole.