Fight me 1v1 without a pass.
No need to be sassy.
it's just tough being told to screw off when you think you met someone who has tfw bf potential
11:45 PM - Christmas Cat Syndrome: gimme ur number LOL
11:46 PM - Christmas Cat Syndrome: so I can show you my new dildo
that's why you ask them sooner so you stop wasting time hoping for him to come around. cause he might never come around.
better not give him your number then
bunch of faggots the lot of you
You don't really give out good advice.
I'm just here to say I hope you all are having a wonderful saturday night and sweet dreams~
how is that bad advice?
explain how it's bad?
snapchat better anyway
cause it's better to get to know a person for a while so you know you want to be in a relationship woth them before asking them out don't you think
I ordered pizza and it is taking literally forever to arrive
then jproc saved your butts
>Not making from scratch
i am good i am playing RAINBOW SIX SIEGE tom clancy edition, i'm sorry you couldn't carry the derankers. though you should be happy you almost did.
if that is true, then three things can happen.
he says yes and you are now in a relationship.
he says no and you stay friends only to drift apart cause it's weird now.
he asks you out to which you say yes.
If you ask say within a month then you'll save more heart ache than normal.
i will suck your dick for that pizza.
You'd do it anyway, faggot.
you would suck his dick anyway
Yeah, I had a crazy 4k with headtaps with an AK, I felt pretty good about that game.
I just cant get into rainbow 6, just like black ops the movements feels to clunky/slow, I dont know
id suck your dick and you dont even have to give me the pizza.
I'll allow this.
good choices, but NO VEGGIES??
i am kind of perplexed that you think the movement in rainbow siege six is clunky when you are playing csgo, the slowest, most anti-movement game in existence.
i have nothing else open to share at the moment.
you wouldnt happen to be in 30135 would you?
Yes I have played it for a couple hours
right now it's kinda messy, aim is a bit clunky, so are the driving tanks and weapons still need balancing so everything is a bit OP or UP
I would give it about 6 months unless you really want the founder icon
Like right down the road from there.
eh, unless im playing with friends I probably wont touch the game
its decent, just not something id spend my time on
that makes sense, since it seems to be in alpha
ill wait till the beta and take another look at it.
I am always serious.
>not playing on 1.0 sensitivity
>not getting clutch shotgun headshots like jproc
do something, guy
Yeah, and from the video it at least looks pretty interesting for a closed alpha.
Also 4 factions?
as long as they dont make the guns the exact same besides little changes like in planetside 2
do you want my kik or something so we could meet up sometime
working your way down THE RANKS YOU DERANKING SMURF
If you are willing to make the 5 hour drive, sure.
Roy, make sure you record the "meetup" and send me the tape.
It's going to be at least 5 hours of me watching the road waiting for his arrival, is that okay?
I know you're GE and just messing with us
What's wrong with your legs?
I'll need a cameraman.
Your legs are cold and windy? Are you a ghost?
You shoulda saved that replay, too.
It was pretty dank
You don't sound like you want dick very much.
I wish I could have. My greatest moment.
Is it gay for me to like getting done in the ass by guys, but still be attracted to women?
Im glad I didnt have my mic in. I probably would of blurted out something that I would of ended up having to fill my mouth with.
You should have had your mic in.
Welp. Something's got to give, buddy.
I know, im just scared to make plans with other guys
my legs probably
Get Scholar of the First Sin.
If it gets you the D, it'll be worth it.
a 5 hour drive would be like a 32 hour walk and i have school tomorrow
>1v1 guy camping in corner, roy goes to basement, everybody like "What this scrub doin!1!?"
>Heads right below where faggot is camping
>Realize what is going on
>About to tell Roy "If you make this shot I will su-"
>Roy shoots guy through floor
It was the game winning round
I give a 6/10
I'll write you a doctor's excuse.
6/10? What the fuck is that?
I didnt make it so it automatically loses 4 points
I think its a fair judgement
ikr? I could of gotten myself into something way over my head.
You didn't even mention it was a headshot with a single shot.
What if I am?
How far does this get you like into another state or (i guessing you live in usa)
That's usually how it is with me.
Through the floor? That's pretty neat.
I'm pretty impressive.
Pretty dank regardless
The climax of the moment is always enjoyable even if its short.
I did yell rather loudly.
it took me 40 hours to understand it well enough to not be a goober, but that includes learning maps.
i c-could be your mentor.
yea, it was on that bank map, into the 2nd floor.
roys was more dank, since it was blind.
Do you play? We almost had a 5 man thread squad tonight.
What of yours is pretty impressive ;)
Pretty much everything.
Spawn was part of our squad tonight. What's your Uplay thingy?
Your voice is nicer than I imagined
You thought I'd sound like a faggot?
Neat. We'll play sometime.
I thought your voice was devs for a moment.
He has a much more homogay voice
I just say faggot things. Easily misleading.
I also sing Phantom of the Opera.
I caught onto that.
I ask Spawn to make dragon noises for me.
youre a pretty smart guy then
you must be pretty flexible
He really did. It was adorable.
That's not what I typically do to butts.
I don't know if I'd go that far, now.
I sing along with songs when no one is around. Im pretty raw like that.
All the way, every time.
Sing songs with me in R6.
Everybody on the team will be like "Wow, who let these faggots sing in here?"
and then they will stab their ears out.
So you're in?
I'm not quite that big.
Ill need vodka to lubricate my ugly singing voice
But then your aim will diminish.
I'm always nice.
Time for bed. Goodnight all.
Nonsense, Vodka enhances Kalashnikov skills.
werent you gonna fuck me or something
im probably far away.
What if I told you I would be up for it ? I mean its less than a day of driving and I love to drive, even alone. I would be able to visit of the country by doing so to. Its not like it would cost that much so ;P
Oh I wasn't the dude you were talkin' to I just saw my chance to butt in.
How often do you guys who post in there threads meet up?
we're actually all in the same room right now
well then you do me, and ill do you
w-what do you mean by "good" ?
it was just boring and i got carsick
I've been up since five, cut me some slack. And seeing "the country" ain't all its cracked up to be, unless you're doing something cool, or to prove a point. If you're taking any kind of expedient route, trying to cannonball a mother fucker in 19 hours, you're going to be on freeways which is boring as sin- Same straight fuckin' road for hundreds of miles, same Pilot station with the same fuckin' waitress serving the same fucking coffee as the fuckin' Flyin' J across the road. Now if you were gonna take backroads and cruise 55 miles an hour the whole way, different story. But then this whole thing falls apart when you realize you're dropping however many hundred bucks on gas and hotel/motel (unless you wanna freeze to death and sleep in the car) and you've been thinking with your dick. Capital dee DUMM.
what music do you listen to now
Sounds boring. What, were you with your parents or something lol
Who would do this on winter ? Im actually not from the US so yes, this would be interesting for me. I also did some before and no, its not boring if you occupy yourself or explore. Its not like my car uses alot of gaz anyway. Its only a day of road calm your tits and its not only about sex like said previously. Rarelly I can be all alone and in peace, driving is a good way to get to it. Dum dum.
Yayy then i can become initiated?
Easy listening older country. Waylon Jennings, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard. I also get into a rock n' roll mood, listen to the schreechy 80s rock. Uhhh, older heavy metal on occasion, soft sport for eurobeat when I decide to get LIT.
>not being from the US
You've made a critical mistake right out of the gate. And you tell yourself "just a day" but I've boogied a straight twenty-four hours and it gets to suck real bad around hour eleven- But hey! Do whatchu gotta do!
I'm terribly non-experimental with music. I can't sit down and get really into the minutiae of the different genres of stuff- About as complicated I get is differentiating country and western and that's hard enough my half dead ears.
"Did some before" is pretty nebulous, especially what some might consider a "road trip" five hours to a campsite and getting stoned or something doesn't inspire much faith when they wanna go four times that much, the range I was having to consider. S'like telling me you've driven a manual trans before and are gonna try to jump in a twin stick 18 speed rig. I get to raise an eyebrow, at least.