Fight me 1v1 without a pass.
>>665070613
PISS PARTY!!!!
welp, thread turned to shit immediately
It was worth a shot.
>>665070878
that's a bit literal.
https://soundcloud.com/trenedey/lil-pulp-fiction
>>665070085
No need to be sassy.
>>665070199
it's just tough being told to screw off when you think you met someone who has tfw bf potential
11:45 PM - Christmas Cat Syndrome: gimme ur number LOL
11:46 PM - Christmas Cat Syndrome: so I can show you my new dildo
>>665071053
unfortunately so
>>665071250
he'll do it, too
>>665071303
>he'll do it, too
ofc
jproc is just jealous I'm not buying him gun dildo attachments
>>665071303
how AWFUL
>>665071136
that's why you ask them sooner so you stop wasting time hoping for him to come around. cause he might never come around.
>>665071467
would shoot
>>665071477
better not give him your number then
bunch of faggots the lot of you
Hello friends I am here
>this from you
shut up freklz
>>665071541
You don't really give out good advice.
>>665072069
YOU DONT SPEAK FOR ME
>>665072292
you're the faggest
I'm just here to say I hope you all are having a wonderful saturday night and sweet dreams~
>>665072147
>>665072147
how is that bad advice?
explain how it's bad?
>>665071711
ez
snapchat better anyway
>>665072279
>>665072502
>>665072551
>>665072551
>>665072551
>>665072502
night homo butt
>>665072466
>>665072537
cause it's better to get to know a person for a while so you know you want to be in a relationship woth them before asking them out don't you think
fawwwwwbjb
>>665073572
me too
>>665073510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQBGmBOhQEE
I want Souda and Shion to leave this thread.
>>665073510
me and gekko got matched with two derankers and lost 14-16 :(
how are you doing dom?
>>665073676
I ordered pizza and it is taking literally forever to arrive
>>665073831
is it snowing down there yet?
AM what is a deranker?
>>665073944
I dunno
>>665073946
someone who intentionally loses to lower their rank
>>665073804
then jproc saved your butts
>>665073946
someone who purposely loses a game so they lose mmr/rank, usually so that they can stomp their way back up to the higher ranks
its sadly very common in cs
>>665074035
pfff, you barely did anything!
though that last game with the tie was insane
I have been slowly lowering my sensitivity and im getting more head taps now
>>665073831
pleb,ordering pizza
>Not making from scratch
>>665074374
that looks gross tbh
>>665073693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd__bYa2LUw&feature=youtu.be
>>665073804
i am good i am playing RAINBOW SIX SIEGE tom clancy edition, i'm sorry you couldn't carry the derankers. though you should be happy you almost did.
>>665073831
toppings, go
>>665074374
don't be a SHITHEAD MEMER
the eternal crusade game is good
>>665074514
spicy sausage and canadian bacon
>>665073419
if that is true, then three things can happen.
he says yes and you are now in a relationship.
he says no and you stay friends only to drift apart cause it's weird now.
he asks you out to which you say yes.
If you ask say within a month then you'll save more heart ache than normal.
>>665074374
i will suck your dick for that pizza.
>>665074761
You'd do it anyway, faggot.
>>665074761
you would suck his dick anyway
>>665074597
the wat?
>>665074514
Yeah, I had a crazy 4k with headtaps with an AK, I felt pretty good about that game.
I just cant get into rainbow 6, just like black ops the movements feels to clunky/slow, I dont know
>>665075004
https://www.eternalcrusade.com/
>>665074956
>>665075004
you're right.
id suck your dick and you dont even have to give me the pizza.
>>665074514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSQiFKj-AvA
>>665075147
I'll allow this.
>>665075082
Have you played it?
that shit actually looks amazing, and I love warhammer
>>665074608
good choices, but NO VEGGIES??
>>665075004
i am kind of perplexed that you think the movement in rainbow siege six is clunky when you are playing csgo, the slowest, most anti-movement game in existence.
>>665075274
i have nothing else open to share at the moment.
>>665075147
ill pass, but Roy will more than gladly take you
>>665075473
you wouldnt happen to be in 30135 would you?
>>665075586
o
>>665075571
the characters in rainbow six feel heavy to me, though I understand thats part of the game with all the gear your person is supposed to have on.
>>665075483
Yes I have played it for a couple hours
right now it's kinda messy, aim is a bit clunky, so are the driving tanks and weapons still need balancing so everything is a bit OP or UP
I would give it about 6 months unless you really want the founder icon
>>665075759
yea, if you play fatties you will be slow. the fast guys are quite speedy though.
>>665075571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we5AZoVhqDA
this reminded me of retrowave stuff
less violent though
compared to perturbator
>>665075737
Like right down the road from there.
>>665075852
eh, unless im playing with friends I probably wont touch the game
its decent, just not something id spend my time on
>>665075851
that makes sense, since it seems to be in alpha
ill wait till the beta and take another look at it.
>>665076002
wait are you srs
>>665071136
holy shit my sides
>>665076086
closed alpha even, not open alpha or open beta
>>665076150
I am always serious.
>>665076243
YEAAAAAAAYUH
He is $100 serious
>>665074185
>not playing on 1.0 sensitivity
>not getting clutch shotgun headshots like jproc
do something, guy
>>665074761
/b/ro I make my own so I do nt have to talk to someone to place an order or talk to a delivery fag, you think I can handle that kind of social interaction?
>>665076265
Yeah, and from the video it at least looks pretty interesting for a closed alpha.
Also 4 factions?
yespls.
as long as they dont make the guns the exact same besides little changes like in planetside 2
>>665076840
IM WORKING MY WAY DOWN ASSFAGGOT
I had it set to 4 and I was still doing well, so fuck you
>>665076269
do you want my kik or something so we could meet up sometime
>>665076086
perturbator and carpenter brut are very energetic. i will save this for after rainbow clancy.
>>665076086
i am bereaved to hear this.
>>665076915
working your way down THE RANKS YOU DERANKING SMURF
Tfw no bf to top me
>>665077014
If you are willing to make the 5 hour drive, sure.
Roy, make sure you record the "meetup" and send me the tape.
>>665077224
>>665077224
>>665077224
>>665077224
>>665077094
I WOULD NEVER SMURF OR DERANK
YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU FUCKING CUCK
>>665077087
just invite me some time, baka
>>665077146
no i cant
>>665077095
i feel you
It's going to be at least 5 hours of me watching the road waiting for his arrival, is that okay?
>>665077464
Why not?
>>665077447
I know you're GE and just messing with us
Also, katia. Send me pics too.
>>665077447
what is your tom clancy moniker
>>665077612
no car
>>665077709
uuuuh
I have no idea, tbh
just ask me on steam and ill hop on uplay
>>665077656
s..shit how did you know?
>>665077724
What's wrong with your legs?
>>665077887
its cold and windy
No, I want the moneyshots.
I'll need a cameraman.
>>665078003
Your legs are cold and windy? Are you a ghost?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu2bgwcv43o
>>665078157
oooooooooooOOOOOOOooooooooo no.
You shoulda saved that replay, too.
It was pretty dank
>>665078408
You don't sound like you want dick very much.
I wish I could have. My greatest moment.
Is it gay for me to like getting done in the ass by guys, but still be attracted to women?
>>665078577
i do im just lazy
Im glad I didnt have my mic in. I probably would of blurted out something that I would of ended up having to fill my mouth with.
relate replay
>>665078748
You need Determination
You should have had your mic in.
>>665078748
Welp. Something's got to give, buddy.
roy did you fap on cam for nibi
No but I would.
>>665079247
I feel like playing dark souls again but i don"t have any of the dlc :(
>>665079115
I know, im just scared to make plans with other guys
>>665079247
my legs probably
do it
>>665079491
Get Scholar of the First Sin.
>>665079493
If it gets you the D, it'll be worth it.
>>665079707
a 5 hour drive would be like a 32 hour walk and i have school tomorrow
>R6Siege
>1v1 guy camping in corner, roy goes to basement, everybody like "What this scrub doin!1!?"
>Heads right below where faggot is camping
>Realize what is going on
>About to tell Roy "If you make this shot I will su-"
>Roy shoots guy through floor
>Backspace comment
It was the game winning round
I give a 6/10
>>665079943
I'll write you a doctor's excuse.
nice la, true tactics
6/10? What the fuck is that?
at least he didnt give you time to make that promise
>>665080049
your a doctor?
I didnt make it so it automatically loses 4 points
I think its a fair judgement
>>665080342
you're*
>>665080328
ikr? I could of gotten myself into something way over my head.
You didn't even mention it was a headshot with a single shot.
>>665080342
What if I am?
>>665079943
>5 hours
How far does this get you like into another state or (i guessing you live in usa)
>>665080566
more like into it
I dont remember, it happened so fast.
my friend did a similar thing, but it was two men in six shots, and they had been spotted.
That's usually how it is with me.
>>665080643
that'd be pretty impressive
>>665080688
like 1
>>665080914
this game sounds great
is the learning curve really harsh
do I need like a mentor to get started
>>665080914
Through the floor? That's pretty neat.
>>665080995
I'm pretty impressive.
>>665080787
but, wat?
>>665080914
Pretty dank regardless
>>665080937
The climax of the moment is always enjoyable even if its short.
>>665081487
I did yell rather loudly.
>>665081154
it took me 40 hours to understand it well enough to not be a goober, but that includes learning maps.
i c-could be your mentor.
>>665081184
yea, it was on that bank map, into the 2nd floor.
>>665081487
roys was more dank, since it was blind.
>>665082223
Do you play? We almost had a 5 man thread squad tonight.
>>665081184
What of yours is pretty impressive ;)
>>665082390
i play with a separate group of people usually and sometimes spawn, but i'd play if invited.
>>665082441
Pretty much everything.
>>665082528
Spawn was part of our squad tonight. What's your Uplay thingy?
>>665082047
Your voice is nicer than I imagined
>>665082768
You thought I'd sound like a faggot?
Did you know ?
Jacob is shit
>>665082605
omgacceptmyname
>>665083014
Neat. We'll play sometime.
>>665082883
Kinda
I thought your voice was devs for a moment.
He has a much more homogay voice
>>665083357
I just say faggot things. Easily misleading.
>>665083554
ew gay
>>665080342
>>665082884
i just realized i didnt have my name in
what sort of faggot things also nice slur
>>665084060
I also sing Phantom of the Opera.
>>665084099
I caught onto that.
>>665082223
o-okay sensei
i want roy to yell rather loudly into my butt
I ask Spawn to make dragon noises for me.
i am 100% sure he complies, what a cutie.
>>665084327
th-th-th-thanks y-y-y-y-you too
>>665084311
youre a pretty smart guy then
>>665084380
you must be pretty flexible
He really did. It was adorable.
>>665084380
That's not what I typically do to butts.
>>665084099
Thats good :)
>>665084735
I don't know if I'd go that far, now.
>>665084534
okaycoolseeyouthenbye
>>665085271
are you leaving now?
>>665084934
is it
>>665085019
how far
>>665084311
I sing along with songs when no one is around. Im pretty raw like that.
>>665085507
why did you ungreet me
>>665085447
All the way, every time.
>>665085533
Sing songs with me in R6.
>>665085572
i got nervous
>>665085699
if i stopped interacting with you would that positively impact the situation
>>665085660
Everybody on the team will be like "Wow, who let these faggots sing in here?"
and then they will stab their ears out.
>>665085756
no I would get sad
what do you sing along with
>>665085447
Yes, absolutely.
>>665085660
up to 11?
>>665085911
So you're in?
>>665085994
i am looking directly at you (O⌣O)
>>665086025
I'm not quite that big.
>>665086082
aaaaaahh
>>665086051
Ill need vodka to lubricate my ugly singing voice
>>665086144
close?
>>665086847
far
>>665086847
Fairly.
>>665086538
But then your aim will diminish.
>>665086946
deep
>>665087053
nice
>>665086317
HELLO i say intensely.
>>665087155
I'm always nice.
Time for bed. Goodnight all.
>>665087053
Nonsense, Vodka enhances Kalashnikov skills.
>>665087341
hii
>>665087690
Nyte
>>665087804
I MURDERED SOMEONE VICIOUSLY AS THE RUSSIAN MACHINEGUNNER i respond.
what the fuck is
>>665087690
goodnight
>>665087915
(:
>>665087869
D^:
>>665087869
You are good Tovarish
>>665088120
the white devil deserved it.
>>665088559
mapratna
>>665088023
So where is this going ?
>>665089014
werent you gonna fuck me or something
>>665088787
why
>>665089266
What... Huh..
Is this a trick question ?
>>665089581
no.
Anyone live in Aus?
im lonely T_T
>>665089804
Lets get to it then shall we !
>>665089504
blue blooded americans crushed beneath the red boot of mother russia.
aus is a lonely place
>>665090130
what if I was an american
>>665090320
past tense?
>>665090161
nefel's wife can peg you
>>665090593
for now
>>665089804
Where are you ?
>>665090161
Its tooo big and most people live in Melbourne or sydney
>>665090725
what are you now, for now
>>665090782
depends on your answer to that other questions
>>665087749
>gasmasks on fur
>>665090647
give it to me
>>665090108
>>665090749
im probably far away.
@30135
>>665090961
what was the other questions
>>665091163
i-i'm not nefel, nor his wife, nor do i own a strapon
>>665091893
what if i was american
>>665091893
just put it in me anyways
>>665091166
Not that far, only 19 hours of driving or 3 hours of flying
>>665092018
i asked if it was past tense, but if you were an american converted to grand putin ideology, things could be arranged.
>>665092105
>19 hours of driving
GUMBALL.
>>665092368
what sort of things
>>665092039
no i am not that kind of gay man
>>665092449
okay i must drop the charade, i am american.
>>665092523
me too
>>665092105
):
>>665092581
would you like to talk about american things
>>665092762
I had a burger earlier
it was honestly pretty fantastic
>>665092393
What if I told you I would be up for it ? I mean its less than a day of driving and I love to drive, even alone. I would be able to visit of the country by doing so to. Its not like it would cost that much so ;P
>>665092683
>>665092945
i ate a tray of homemade frenchfries
>>665092474
:c
>>665092981
Oh I wasn't the dude you were talkin' to I just saw my chance to butt in.
How often do you guys who post in there threads meet up?
>>665093008
that sounds good
I used to hate tomatoes
but now I really enjoy them
>>665092981
you're thinking with your dick.
>>665093195
we're actually all in the same room right now
>>665093076
i prefer to receive.
>>665093232
same here, i love tomato bases in things.
>>665093359
well then you do me, and ill do you
>>665093336
oh
can i join?
>>665093499
no ! ha ha ha
>>665093244
Also this.^^^^
>>665093359
they're fantastic in sandwiches
and fried tomatoes are great
>>665093510
maybe if your good
>>665093531
:c
>>665093193
oh you
>>665093195
Look behind you
>>665093244
Im thinking of an adventure, if it does involve my dick at some point, I dont see whats wrong. Have you ever went on a roadtrip ?
>>665093790
yes.
i didn't really enjoy it
>>665093687
i still do not like them much raw or sliced, but the flavor itself can be used to great success.
>>665093759
so it goes.
>>665093759
w-what do you mean by "good" ?
>>665093921
What happened ?
>>665093981
I like the texture they bring when raw but only if there's other stuff to go with it
>>665094037
it was just boring and i got carsick
>>665094010
i mean "good"
>>665093790
I've been up since five, cut me some slack. And seeing "the country" ain't all its cracked up to be, unless you're doing something cool, or to prove a point. If you're taking any kind of expedient route, trying to cannonball a mother fucker in 19 hours, you're going to be on freeways which is boring as sin- Same straight fuckin' road for hundreds of miles, same Pilot station with the same fuckin' waitress serving the same fucking coffee as the fuckin' Flyin' J across the road. Now if you were gonna take backroads and cruise 55 miles an hour the whole way, different story. But then this whole thing falls apart when you realize you're dropping however many hundred bucks on gas and hotel/motel (unless you wanna freeze to death and sleep in the car) and you've been thinking with your dick. Capital dee DUMM.
>>665094536
what music do you listen to now
guy
>>665094132
Sounds boring. What, were you with your parents or something lol
>>665094536
Who would do this on winter ? Im actually not from the US so yes, this would be interesting for me. I also did some before and no, its not boring if you occupy yourself or explore. Its not like my car uses alot of gaz anyway. Its only a day of road calm your tits and its not only about sex like said previously. Rarelly I can be all alone and in peace, driving is a good way to get to it. Dum dum.
>>665094475
Yayy then i can become initiated?
>>665094536
I also could do this with a friend or two anyway :)
Its only boring if you make it boring, there's always a way.
>>665095021
Easy listening older country. Waylon Jennings, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard. I also get into a rock n' roll mood, listen to the schreechy 80s rock. Uhhh, older heavy metal on occasion, soft sport for eurobeat when I decide to get LIT.
>>665095444
same as always then I guess
>>665095208
>not being from the US
You've made a critical mistake right out of the gate. And you tell yourself "just a day" but I've boogied a straight twenty-four hours and it gets to suck real bad around hour eleven- But hey! Do whatchu gotta do!
>>665095258
yes
>>665095716
I'm terribly non-experimental with music. I can't sit down and get really into the minutiae of the different genres of stuff- About as complicated I get is differentiating country and western and that's hard enough my half dead ears.
>>665095800
Did you forgot ? I said Ive already did some roadtrips, driving for long period of times isnt that bad if you occupy yourself or even better, if you switch drivers
>>665096090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSZfUnCK5qk
>>665096185
"Did some before" is pretty nebulous, especially what some might consider a "road trip" five hours to a campsite and getting stoned or something doesn't inspire much faith when they wanna go four times that much, the range I was having to consider. S'like telling me you've driven a manual trans before and are gonna try to jump in a twin stick 18 speed rig. I get to raise an eyebrow, at least.
>>665096318
Good movie, damn good movie.
I'm sorry I'm an music pleb, David. KMFDM never did for me.
>>665096090
music is cool and there's a lot of it I guess
>>665096953
I got a movie you might like! Since I'm a bit more experimental on that front. Look up "The Machinist" if you get the chance. Fun little psychological thriller.