Hello fellow /b/tards. Its my birthday today! Just turned 21 so I figured I may as well do something fun on here before I get hilariously shitfaced tonight. So, I'm going to put 21 objects in my ass. Dubs decides what those are. They can be 21 of the same object, or a mixture of different objects but keep in mind in the end I will only be considering 1 reply in total. Obviously I'm going to have to filter out troll responses because I cant fit 21 Audi r8's in my ass but I am willing to go hard once a year. So, first suggestion on dubs that is somewhat reasonable will be the winner. I will then post the evidence + timestamp upon completion because though OP is clearly a faggot, hes kind of a badass motherfucker.
Thats logistically impossible so no I wont deliver. Even if I just use the metal part, the handles are too big to get anywhere near 21. Plus this would most likely lead to death, which ruins my plans tonight
Best keeping it realistic, as much as i want to see >>664806608
We still need to keep it realistic if we want to at least see something shoved up his ass, plus gotta let a man have a good night on his 21st, am sure he doesn't want to spend it in hospital.
OP try shoving something like 21 pencils in your ass. Maybe 21 cutlery handles or something.
I didnt imply being a sissy inst being a dude. But the connotation of "dude" and "sissy" put a very different illustration in ones mind. If i say im a 21 year old dude, you should probably expect a hairy muscular/fat guy with an average cock. Sissy gives an illustration of a shaved faggot white boy like myself who has a below average penis. I used words to attain a desired connotation and you asserted an implication that you arrived at due to a false inference. Kindly fuck off.
Why is this thread turning into a cesspool of traps?
You mean the thread that started with a trap wanting to shove things in their ass? On an anonymous image board site? In the directory known as "Random"? Gee I wonder how this came to be..
Cmon op you had 3 to go... What's the holdup here?
Cause of death: lighter fluid making his asshole combust
I didn't know OP for that long, but from what i do know is he died doing what he loved the most, taking it up the asshole. At least he died trying to prove he wasn't a faggot...Despite the fact he was a faggot.
You will be missed OP
Best post I've seen this year
If ones asshole was gaped open with 18 lighters there would be enough air at his sphincters to facilitate combustion. So while a strictly internal explosion would be incredibly slim (unlik op's asshole) I'd venture to say an explosion could be possible