Hello fellow /b/tards. Its my birthday today! Just turned 21

>>664805891
Oh, so OP is a dude?

scissors

>>664806608
Roll

knife or machete

>>664806855
Winrar

Cactus smothered with blood from a guy with AIDS

dicks

>>664806581
Well im a sissy. Hence 21 objects in my asshole

>>664806855 if OP delivers this deserves a celebration of its own.

21 Cucumbers or 21 bananas

>>664806608
do you actually believe he will go out and buy 20 scissors because some /b/tard told him to put them up his ass?

21 cold, chewed up, curly fries from Wendy's

>>664806608
Thats logistically impossible so no I wont deliver. Even if I just use the metal part, the handles are too big to get anywhere near 21. Plus this would most likely lead to death, which ruins my plans tonight

>>664805891
I guess I'll start this off easy for you OP since you've yet to deliver >>664806608 >>664806855

How about 21 pencils/pens...

>>664807156
But you posted a female photo, faggot! Fuck off!

>>664807821
Roll

I agree, if OP is ever going to deliver, it has to at least be realistic

21 ice cubes

CACTUS.

>>664805891

20 uncovered razorblades, followed by one cup of lemon juice mixed with salt

A car

21 ounces of diarrhetic

>>664808017
GOLF BALLS

Fork handles

21 photocopies of john cena

21 METRES OF WOOL

>>664808006
ice cubes!

Aux cords.

Lighters, 21 lighters.any luck you'll lose a few in the pooper and be shitting them out over the next few days

21 fresh eggs then fart it

>>664808221
ROLLLLL

>>664805891
21 marshmallows

>>664808221
Top kek

>>664808006
fucking this

and stream it

21 fl.oz of vodka.

>>664807945
A slut can dream

>>664808301
Rollin again

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>>664808267
>>664808006

21 ice cubes!

>>664805891
My penis

21 alcohol soaked cotton balls

>>664808332
roll

>>664808221
Rolll

21 hedgehog

>>664808555
oh shit...

>>664808555
Trips winrar

>>664808300
Ding Ding Ding. Alright stand-by for pictures. This will probably take me a bit

>>664808300
Winrar

>>664808496
I wish I could do this one..

11 ice cubes
10 ounces of hot water

21 anti-dessication satchels you find in shoe boxes.

>>664807156
>are you a dude?
>no, Im a sissy

>Implying being a "sissy" isnt being a dude
>Implying having a feminine dick is not equal of being a male

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>>664808555
TRIPS WINRAR

>>664808892
Respect HER pronouns you cis scum

Best keeping it realistic, as much as i want to see >>664806608
We still need to keep it realistic if we want to at least see something shoved up his ass, plus gotta let a man have a good night on his 21st, am sure he doesn't want to spend it in hospital.

OP try shoving something like 21 pencils in your ass. Maybe 21 cutlery handles or something.

>>664805891
OP here, a winner has been selected >>664808300
Continue rolling if you have nothing better to do but keep in mind your efforts shall be futile

>>664808977
Dubs WinZip

>>664809084
You know thats going to end badly

21 candles
>bonus: light them

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21 aa batteries

>>664808892
I didnt imply being a sissy inst being a dude. But the connotation of "dude" and "sissy" put a very different illustration in ones mind. If i say im a 21 year old dude, you should probably expect a hairy muscular/fat guy with an average cock. Sissy gives an illustration of a shaved faggot white boy like myself who has a below average penis. I used words to attain a desired connotation and you asserted an implication that you arrived at due to a false inference. Kindly fuck off.

>>664809585
Idk how the fuck electricity works but that sounds like 189 volts to the arse 0:

>>664809585
Shouldn't eat chicken raw you'll get salmonella

>>664809303
roll

>>664809791
Bud, you realize that touching a battery doesn't shock you?

>>664809303
rolls

>>664809791
Fucking magnets how do they work

Not gunna lie guys the metal part on the top of these lighters is making this quite the arduous task

>>664810197
Hope it kills you

>>664808647
When are you done babe

>>664809953
Youre right. Go flip the hood on your car and give the battery a good lick

>>664810347
Im in a lot of pain right now But im close. at 18

>>664810406
Good on you for having a tongue in your asshole.

>>664810406
Totally different thing

>>664809875
Underrated kek

>>664807087
21 of them

3 iPhone 6+

>>664810571
>>664810585
Go ahead, try to stick 21 9v batteries up your ass

>>664810571
I dont know how else to say this, but youre trying to make a clever connection that doesnt actually exist.

>>664810791
Asshole is too small. You're an idiot for thinking they would shock you, though.

21 used needles, needle end up pooper

>>664810874
I was clearly against what he said lmao.

>>664810791
I wouldn't do that because of the many other health complications it would cause. OP is either lying or major idiot.

>>664810530
Take a pic and spare yourself the pain

>>664810986
>what he said

Use neutral pronouns you asshole, you don't know what gender they identify as.

>>664810920
It wasnt me who said it would shock you, but try it and tell me if it did

>>664810986
I can tell by your response that youve been confused by the ol' "whos saying what on this anonymous forum" song and dance

>>664811229
not falling for this shitty bait

>>664811229
You PC, bro!?

>>664811348
you are falling for this shitty bait
>waves hand

C'mon OP! I need to get some sleep, but I wanna see that sweet stretched chocolate starfish of yours

>>664811348
What the fuck ever you cis privileged scum

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Read this while we wait for op to deliver

>>664808376
Not clicking that shit

>>664805891
Would say op is a fag...but op is a fag

>>664811813
Are you implying anyone was?

>>664811944
kek

>>664811955
It's just a stump trump minigame.

>>664811955
I did

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>>664805891

21 razor blades

>>664812249
That aint even bigger than it is

>>664805891
21ml of vodka soaked into a tampon

>>664812772
Roll

>>664810530
Why do you have so many lighters???

>>664813055
he steals them from his stoner friends

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hottest trap ever. hnnng

>>664807788
Tough luck fagget. You have to do it now

>>664807788
You came to /b/ expecting a logical, fair, request?
Fuckin' dumbass.

>>664810530
C'mon OP, of you're at 18 it shouldn't take this long to fit the last 3 inside.

>>664814189
leave op alone, he's already shoving lighters up his ass

Keep thread alive.

Wheres OP? Is OP kill from lighter fluid going in his ass?

Im not dead folks just bleeding

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Why is this thread turning into a cesspool of traps?

>>664816256
America?

>>664815705

>colon filled with butane from mashed in lighters
>errant flint wheel turn while trying to wedge in #19
>butane+methane in colon combust
>op's ass and stomach explode
>op is kill

>>664816414
but what if op is not kil and op is bleed?

>>664816256
You mean the thread that started with a trap wanting to shove things in their ass? On an anonymous image board site? In the directory known as "Random"? Gee I wonder how this came to be..

>>664816384
I find myself somewhat shocked at how well this drawing was composed

>>664816647
Bleed leads to kill... It's all over. Op is a goner

>>664816647
OP is certainly already bleed

>>664816879
Hahahahahaha goner looks like boner pfffffff

>>664816879
But what if kill then bleed?

>>664816851
So did I

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>OP

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Cmon op you had 3 to go... What's the holdup here?

>>664811813
YOU BETTER CLICK THAT SHIT.
It leads to stumpthetrump
its a small flash game.
pretty funny actually

OP WTF CMON DONT DIE ON US YET

I bet he's trying to get someone to take a picture of his asshole lol

RIP OP
1995-2016

Cause of death: lighter fluid making his asshole combust

I didn't know OP for that long, but from what i do know is he died doing what he loved the most, taking it up the asshole. At least he died trying to prove he wasn't a faggot...Despite the fact he was a faggot.
You will be missed OP

-Anon

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>Time to come home fag

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>>664818475
Best post I've seen this year

>>664816671
Fair enough i guess

>>664818475
>>664819053
agreed

Yopu should totally pull a Xandy on Four Play or an Asa Akira on insatiable with dildos.

And maybe a purple laser pointer.

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>>664818475

Yeah fuck this I'm leaving.

>>664818475
top kek

>>664819480
good

>>664816256
I fap to ceepee so I'm fine.

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>>664819591

DELIVER OP

HURRY

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OP IS A HUGE FAGGOT

>>664816414
There is not enough air in op pooper to ignite the gas you dumbass

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>>664820830

>>664808006
roll

>>664820947
If ones asshole was gaped open with 18 lighters there would be enough air at his sphincters to facilitate combustion. So while a strictly internal explosion would be incredibly slim (unlik op's asshole) I'd venture to say an explosion could be possible