We found him /b/, this fucker has been spamming cancer on this board all day everyday... his real name is anders hegg, you know what to do.....
You ever see a white guy that looks black? He's one of them. Pretty sure this entire site is cancer.
derp
He looks like he was born mid-way through abortion.
>>664634410
topkek
Zozzle
>>664633602
I found his dad
fb/anders.hegg.7
>>664633602
>We found him /b/, this fucker has been spamming cancer on this board all day everyday... his real name is anders hegg, you know what to do.....
Sweet mother of god, my revence will know no mercy for that piece of shit!
Is it even him spamming it?
>>664635328
>>664636432
No its him
>>664633602
This guy was worse than that brandon kid. Maybe not worse but close. I'd say fuck him up. PIzzas galore.
>>664633602
Is this the guy who has been posting all these loli threads because if he is I thank him for giving me so much loli porn to fap to.
>>664635328
>>664636697
>>664636743
It's all him.
>>664633602
rate him /b/
>>664635328
That's one ugly nigger right there!
>>664633602
damn, he's fucking ugly.
>>664636930
So should we give him a medal for posting so much loli porn?
>>664633602
OP you're failing because you haven't got the mobs attention and told them why they need to be mad. This is YPA 101 shit.
>>664637054
I think he's retarded??
>>664635328
>>664637134
This dude? A medal and some pizzas.
>>664636930
Wtf are you talkin about its all him?
>>664633602
Finally. Thank you, based anon.
>>664637173
Everyone is too focused on miss uber poo-in-the-loo to care about this
Proof? Or did i miss something?
Show me this ain't a personal army request and i can rain ten shades of shit if i like xoox
I'd need some more proof than "it's all him". Sure, he's a faggot, but so are you. Why should I hate him?
He is the new king of /b/ no hate for this regal gent. And he's from I think he's from Europe so good luck sending pizzas. Do they have pizza in Europe?
>>664637525
You haven't explained what the fuck is going on you literal foreign fucking retard. Its obvious you barely know English and the way you've been replying to people sounds like you don't understand people comments. Try to explain why the fuck we should care about this guy you fucking mong.
>>664637957
The poster behind him is from a Norwegian film. Pretty sure they have pizza. Elk pizza, but pizza.
>>664637177
you think so? I think it's just a very very unfortunate angle.
Anybody else thinks he's retarded?
Yeah someone needs to Fuck this fag8.
>Zozzle is better than this gent tbh fam
>>664633602
someone pls go to his house and hit him with a nine iron
>>664637957
He's Norwegian I think...
>>664638268
Probably
>dat 5 head doe
>>664637904
this
checkmate to all you faggots angry at anon, what for?
>hurr durr sthp spam my board
>muh board is attack
is he the fucker creating all of the loli threads
>>664638268
Found this picture of him. He still looks a little odd...
the shape of his face fucking changes
>>664633602
Well what is his name? Cheesy tony?
>>664638688
He's an animorph
>>664638688
cant get my head around it either
Isn't he kooky? Something about that tilt, like bunched mushrooms aslant a gentle breeze when his pix are massed.
>>664637396
He did it.
>>664635328
That really his da?
>>664638349
I think he lives in a place called Valle in Norway
>>664639355
No. Too handsome
>>664638982
Kekek
damn. is this the guy who posts all those fucking bananas?
Do you idiots ever think that someone else is spamming his pictures? Woah, crazy right?
>>664639535
are you the guy who posted this?
FUCKFUCKFUCK!!!! This guy new who this cunt was! He new his name was Anders!
>>664640093
is it you? cause you have his picture.
>>664640312
could be anders himself.
>>664640206
No, I saw it last night when I clicked on one those posts, out of curiosity about why there were 12 of them in the catalog all at the same time.
>>664640454
i dont have a brother dude
>>664635328
I found his mom, fam
i did already send him a message on fb earlier today
>>664640963
great. let´s wait till he responds.
>>664640312
He's from fucking NORWAY you southern swamp nigger, they are all named Anders
Holy FUCK this is one MASSIVE faggot
>>664640750
but you just posted it. today is today.
>>664636743
fap to loli porn...... oh my... life cant be this sad
>>664641194
hello. i´m anders.
>>664641194
kek
I heard the zozzle man was actually behind all the banana pictures, trap threads, and 9/11 its self
>>664641671
Carry on then, good sir.
>>664641671
Lol
>>664641318
I saved it from a thread of him last night. The poster of it said that he was collecting them "like butterflies"
>>664642108
i knew this guy is an asshole when i saw him first time
>>664638360
Pretty sure :O
>>664641671
>>>664641194 (You)
>hello. i´m anders.
Thank you for proving my point
I want to beat the living crap out of him! Danefag here, tell me where he lives and I'll go pay him a visit
>>664636697
Fuck I already forgot why the name Brandon was famil....ohhh panties. NVM
I fucking hate this wretched cunt!
>>664642704
Some place called Re in Norway
>>664640342
yeah totally, didnt save it because its funny or anything
>>664633602
reminds me of george thorogood
>>664642862
Wait, you can save pictures off here?
>>664642704
some anons say its anders from norway. it´s now upon you cause you´re not far away. you know what to do.
>>664643037
Only with a gold account.
>>664642182
are you that guy??
>>664643107
tophegg
Zozzle me guys pls. R u guys havin a giggle? i just want some1 to rate me
>>664642704
>>664643107
Yeah, because Norway is this tiny European country. You can basically walk from one end to the other in a day.
>>664643309
WOW YOU MUST BE HIM XD
>>664643184
I am indeed.
*bows*
>>664642862
if you are you please stop it.
>>664633602
"We found him /b/, this fucker has been spamming cancer on this board all day everyday"
no faggot. people bullying him keep ripping photos from his social media pretending to be him on here.
enjoy your ban.
>>664643309
7/10 looks like Brad Pitt
>>664633602
>>664643536
I'd go so far as 5/7
>>664643037
this >>664643160
cause without it you have no copyright for the picture
I think he is handsome :@9
>>664643703
That's an interesting rating system you have there
So... what are you going to do to him?
>>664633602
OP has achieved greatness today
>>664643760
fuck you, this is handsome webm related
You faggots, this guy is a meme. A bunch of /b/ fags just keep posting pictures of this lad with "rate me /b/" descriptions
>>664643355
you have dubs that´s why i believe what you just said.
>>664643184
Of course I am. In this storm of shitpost fiction, I am Anders, who is also the creator of Pepe AND le Naked Banana. I am the Lord God King of CANCER X VIRUS!!!!!!!
>>664643309
5/10 this dudes head is a litte fucked up but he seems cool and who knows maybe he's got a great personality. I bet he could pull some drunk slores at a bar
>>664643489
>Bullying
This is the internet. Bullying does not exist here. Only overly sensitive faggots
>>664643760
What a dreamboat <3
>>664643355
you can do this in most european countries
>>664643434
What's that? Start spamming like the rest?
>>664640312
20 december 2014
>>664643933
dubs have spoken elliot is most handsome
>>664643408
i knew it
>>664643966
It may be a meme but the zozz is a real dude out there somewhere
Anders seems like a cool guy. Ppl should stop using his pics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbG3lZVQ63k
>>664644194
http://twentytwowords.com/map-of-u-s-states-transposed-onto-similar-european-countries-to-give-a-sense-of-size/
Idaho + Tennessee = Norway
>>664633602
ALL GO TO HIS FACEBOOK AND REPORT HIS ACCOUNT FOR INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT!
>>664644721
I'd rather report OP and you for being faggot.
This guy's pictures have floated around 4chan forever. It's not him faggots.
>>664633602
>mfw we have 2 mutual friends
Can someone please fill me in?
>>664644056
hello anders. why dont you post some pictures from yourself? we will rate you if you want.
>>664644721
Don't you have some math homework to do?
Reported for being underage faggot and using all caps
>>664638226
ELGAPIZZA FY FAEN EG ELSKA DA ASSO!
>>664644868
So you like to see he spamming on /b/...
>>664643933
Now thats what I call a true cute attractive handsome charismatic leader of /b/
>>664633602
omg, i live in the same city as this guy.
>>664633602
Clearly not him just op trying to get us to do shit ... fuck off op
>>664645006
NO I DON'T. REPORT ME AND SEE IF I CARE!
>>664644712
you are lying.
>>664645134
Do you know him personally?
His Facebook is Andreas hegg
>>664645080
Lika du hamburgera?
>>664636930
>>664636599
Can you actually confirm this before you're actually just a fucking edgelord.
>>664645432
germanfag detected
Can we draft a memo and send it to the true zozzle man on Facebook not these shit posting spammers. Let's bring him to /b/ and let him reign on his throne. Bet the real zozzle man is cool as fuck
...
what the hell makes you think it wasn´t some random /b/tard memefying him?
>OP isn´t too smart & jumps to conclusions like a retarded feminist.
>>664645134
raep him pls
wuts zozzle
>>664644976
I know you love me /b/. But how much?
>>664645613
Sotra
>>664645303
New fag detected
>>664645080
Ich habe kein Wort verstanden. Außer Elch.
>>664645711
9 gag came to /b/ and started it
>>664639058
neither can he.
>>664645613
you know the difference between german and norwegian you retard?
>>664645747
Wow all people in his home country look retarded it's just not him
Fucking autistic cunt.
>>664633602
EXIGENCY OF STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles.
>>664643023
It's his son Anders Thurgud
>>664635328
Look at this faggot!!!!
>>664637957
He is from Norway
Pizza is from Italy, sooo yeah, pizza in yurop confirmed.
>>664646206
Jesus.
>>664633602
Gosh.
I hope he'll be my friend.
>>664633602
Just like 10000 others.
>>664646078
jaja, kenn ich smörebröd
>>664646521
He actually has a girlfriend, unlike most /b/ fags.
>>664646444
Trips can't stop the truth!
>>664646206
Would take zozzle man over this shit poster any day
>>664640093
Why is he crying /b/?
>>664646709
Probably because his forehead looks like the bottom of a penis
tmw you have a mental breakdown because mr. hegg brings shame on your own country
This is unacceptable. Anders is my best friend and he is mentally disabled because of a stroke he received 2010. Stop making fun of him!!!
>>664645773
lulea ftw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkV6Me0grbA&index=19&list=PLAF505893CE9C6BE2
>>664644235
wot
>>664647107
that still wouldn't explain his long ass head
>>664647107
Strokes don't physically fuck up your head like that son
>>664645432
Åja elska da og sånn smågott å sånn
>>664647107
stokes dont cause your head to be malformed
dont bullshit
>>664644721
That shit never sticks
>Literally being this fucking new
>>664647107
>>664647209
but that would explain why he posts his picture everyday
obey
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>>664647344
They do when they remove part of the skull to relieve pressure retard.
>>664647107
That explains why he supports Vålerenga then.
>>664633602
>>664647489
It's not even him. It's just a bunch of bored /b/ fags
>>664647489
yes, I can't believe you can't save pictures on this website, how ridiculous
>>664647892
you hardly cannot know this.
>>664647209
>>664647344
>>664647361
>>664647489
You idiots. Stop it!!! He is mentally disabled and does weird facial expressions. His head is just fine, it is just the angle of the photo that makes his hed look like a nigger. I am his best friend so I should know better than any of you.!!!
>>664647945
are you stupid?
>>664647107
B-but he has making f-fun of us for w-weeks, surely we can bully a handicaped person back..
>>664647913
i do know how to safe pictures faggot but you need gold account for reposting them.
Oh fuck, I said he should get the fuck off /b/ and he has mental disorders.
>>664643703
Top marks? Thats generous.
>>664648084
proof it by posting a picture of him.
>>664648104
are you anders?
SO FATHERS BE GOOD TO YOUR DAUGHTERS. DAUGHTERS WILL LOVE LIKE YOU DO. GIRLS BECOME LOVERS WHO TURN INTO MOTHERS SO MOTHERS BE GOOD TO YOUR DAUGHTERS TOO
>>664648206
i have one
>>664648319
I think it is that faggot him self and is trying to get away with it
>>664647209
>>664647344
>>664647361
>>664647489
>>664647769
I will fucking report you to the police if you continue with the bullying of Anders. Seriously. Consider this a warning. The next insult or thread I see about Anders, you all will be reported and put behind bars. I have warned you!!!
Wtf is wrong with the shape of his head?
If the real anders is here plz time stamp and write rate me on the paper also
>>664648484
you gold account members always have the craziest post numbers
>>664648534
first day at trolling
its okay you'll get the hang of it eventually
>>664648534
Not that I have anything against our long-headed overlord or would bully him, but you, seriously, kill yourself.
>>664648534
so you report anonymous posters.
internet police will give you a gold medal for this.
>>664648677
>>664648769
>>664649022
Ok!!!!! This is enough. I am reporting you!!!
>>664642108
Kek
>>664648534
Well said
>>664648534
worst troll ever go kill yourself already
>>664649154
shit the cops are outside my apartment
>>664648534
newfag detected.
>>664639535
i dont know why but this shit cracks me up
>>664648619
will the realreal anders please stand up, please stand up...^^
>>664649154
To the cyber police or just regular police?
>>664649154
>>664643489
who's the girl?
>>664638982
shattered reality itself
>>664646084
>>664649539
fred west
>>664649154
please dont.
>>664639181
fkn kek x9000!!
>>664647107
>tldr - retards need love too!
>>664648084
>tldr - retard head looks like>>664639181
>>664648194
everyone needs a hobby, amirite?
>pic related...Anders as a child
>>664639535
His face is the funniest shit i've seen in my entire life
>>664649233
>>664649254
>>664649302
>>664649473
>>664649519
TO THE FBIIIIIII!!!!!!
I HOPE YOU ARE SCARED NOW!!!!
Zozzle indeed
>>664649154
you with the camera in this moment
>>664643933
this guy was like a real life anime character with his overly dramatic bravado. tho he wont be getting any fangirls from actually killing people.
>>664649128
>Thinking you're anonymous on 4chan.
FUCKING LOL.
You must be fucking retarded.
>>664649795
Wow and it'll take the feds what 10 days to even look at that
the FBI doesnt care about us you newfag
>>664649795
wait whats going on? i must have slept on yall
Found his facebook.
/anders.hegg.7?fref=ts
>>664649795
Im going to make this guy's life a fucking hell.
>>664649795
Please, call them off! I'll call Anders on my interocitor and apologize!
>>664649795
You are supposed to use IE and bing newfag
>>664639535
I'm literally crying you fucking cunt
>>664649795
this for sure is no trolling
Hahahaha. I'm dying of laughter over here because of all this. 10/10thread,would lurk again
>>664650107
ogey mate. have fun with it. we all know you wont deliver.
>>664650132
Ok I will tell them not to take you. But only if you promise ok? else!!!!
>>664650021
>Thinking the police will give a single fuck about someone 'bullying' on 4chan.
>>664649795
>how to take printscreen
what a newfag!
>>664650132
I see you MST3K anon :^)
I can just imagine the headlines tomorrow...
"Funksjonshemmet gutt mobbet på internett"
>>664650071
What are you? A fucking faggot?
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>>664650021
it is no murder or pedoshit dude
>>664640415
Now this image, I really really like.
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>>664636743
He is the never-ending story princess guy.
Get him atheists.
somebody call dog the bounty hunter as well
>>664649795
FBI CAN SUCK MY DICK! 4 THE GROVE STREET!
>>664638415
It's
All
Him
Going to do everything I can to ruin this faggots peace of mind.
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>>664639535
all hail king of /b/!!
Why do we hate him so much? Im lost..
>>664633602
i have actually got mutual friends with this dood, kek
>>664650774
New male Boxxy
>>664633602
lmao
>>664650300
I promise! He's on right now, we are cool! Thank you!
Is this guy handicapped?
who the fuck is this and why the fuck should give a shit?
>>664639535
lord voldermort - the greatest dark sorcerer of all time
>>664633602
It's not even a real profile you stoopid fuks
>>664639535
>alpha dave
>>664638282
I dont get it. He shoots heroin and posts loli porn ? Is that why we`re supposed to hate him ?
>>664651347
okay? now when is the part where i give a fuck?
>>664650770
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>>664651094
His FB page lists Pikachu among his interests, and Michael Jackson among his music faves.
>>664647107
Who was handing out strokes in 2010?
>>664651558
I never said you should hate him.
I said you should get him.
Collect them all.
>>664651676
You never give a fuck.
Jeri Ryan could sit on your dick and you would not still.
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>>664651919
leave him alone. seems to be a cool guy
mfw we found the retard
>>664652147
>>664652203
>>664652147
What was batman's fascination with young boys all about? I think B Wayne was a /b/tard.
>>664652055
>Jeri Ryan could sit on your dick and you would not still.
I might have cared when Voyager was new.
>>664652224
>>664649795
Please report me!
>>664652203
>>664652561
>>664652368
When Voyagers was new you would have been sucking the dicks of Jon-Erik Hexum and Meeno Peluce..
>>664652055
i just dont get all the fuss out of these obviously shopped photo's of some random fucking dudebro. and therefore dont give a fuck. which is why i was asking why i should give a fuck as my storeroom of fucks is depleting as we speak and....and.......i'm feeling weak......i won't be long for this world........goodbye anons.............may the fucks be with you
>>664649662
pic really looks like earthworm jim, scary
>>664653064
It's not shooped, but he's kind of retarded, so his face might have something to do with that.
.
>>664653064
25 year old shit tells old fags he is tired.
Yeah guess how many fucks I give for you?
>>664650178
Calm down there faggot, your newfag/underage is showing
>>664653356
if those aren't shopped then i am at a loss for words........and expressions.
>>664649662
Lost, so fucking bad.
>>664652224
>>664653440
all the fucks?
>>664633602
this guy doesn't even look that bad, that brendon or whatever fag was so much worse, reeks of autism
>>664637743
You missed something confirmed newfag
>>664653616
Yeah, im trying to find out what's wrong with him, but no one seems to know exactly
>>664652203
In any case he's evidently a very horny straight.
El retardo
>>664653440
3.14 fucks?
>>664653238
that was kind of the original point. But I couldnt help but see a resemblance.
>>664653632
thats what im here for anon!
>>664643933>>664643727https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cuFm-kqWr7Q
he made anew vid lol
>>664653668
QUICKLY
>>664638282
I find them both equally cancerous.
>>664654233
Damn his sister is hot
Rate her /b/
>>664654040
kek. doesn't really resemble him though according to these frankenstein pics
>>664649795
du e svensk for faan...
>>664654400
dunno about "hot", but def doable. Bet shes got a nice pooper.
>>664654400
Double doubles ! Checked
>>664654356
>>664654282
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Here she is again for all you weaboos
>>664654768
Yes finally a retirement plan.