I think my face is ok, I'm not that fat, i think my dick is big. Why am i still a virgin /b/
shave, work out, copy michael buble's hair style because you're basically his fucking cousin
also having a big dick won't get you laid you fucking autist, girls don't go around bars asking to see your dick first
>having a big dick, as in i should have confidence
Obvious fag OP, thats why
Also, there are hookers m8
Because those are all physical traits. You could look like a pile of horse shit if you have the right attitude and get virtually any girl you want (unless they're the ones that want to be single moms, in witch case you should steer clear.) Also try to look more masculine.
Get this thing the guy in the .gif has
a fucking beard
dude its your face! remove piercing and dont ever look like a beat up dog! u gotta give girls the feeling ur alpha dog even if you are just lying or pretending...dont take it too far those or you will end up cringe meme
Beards are disgusting. Only fat guys grow them and bikers. It's like the opposite of a feminazi saying "it's feminine to grow out your armpit hair and men are always trying to stop us."
Crazy body hair is always gross. Stubble is fine. Beards are awful.
OP as a woman trust me. You do not have the body to get a beard. You would look like a neck beard. Only other men like beards because they think they're manly.
The way you are now if you confidently walked up to me and offered me a drink and made me laugh I'd probably date you not just sleep with you.
Be confident and work on your personality. Woman like humour most.
This dude is not fat... just he don't have enough muscles and so he seems a little too chubby. For better body, you need to exercise, and don't lose weight. Skinny shemale are not so attractive.
10/10 Here <pic related.
Don't listen to femanons. Neck beards catch more flavor savor.
Also femanons, you know the rules TITS OR GTFO
OP you look like a creepy ice cream truck driver. I'm getting a weird ass vibe just from the picture
You need to start running or begin spending some time in the gym - the gut looks disgusting. Assuming you don't dress any better. Also, you have no fucking confidence. Put some value in yourself, they're just girls, they come and go.
this seems to be accurate judging from my experiences as a guy, if they find you genuinely funny 80% of the work is done, just be pleasant and throw some jokes with some more sexual undertones if she seems interested, if she respond positively to that you're good to go
stop trying to harass people from actually contributing, its supposed to get some use out of attention whores, not scare people from adding relevant perspective
just think about what would make this site a better quality one, then do that instead of what you are doing now
IMO it is weak if you need a superficial trait like that to feel manly.
Seriously, chicks like men who act like men and you are just pretending and they see right through your fake beard built "man"
"superficial trait to feel manly"
No one needs it, my fucking point is IT LOOKS AWESOME:
So many fucking guys shave it just because their girlfriends make them do it, thats fucking sad and pathetic.
chicks want men who act like men? You mean being masculine? you dont know how i behave.
Secondly, you women have pretty much fucked that up in recent decades
>disregard relevant information given
>demand person to compromise privacy for no reason
I mean, it would be naive to think this person normally think before posting so we should assume this nigger behavior on the regular
actually I think you miss the target more often than you hit by doing that on here considering people just try to be offensive and care more about that then the topic at hand
I usually call people nigger because it would offend a racist to be called one
life is a game where everyone try to get ahead an there are many people who had done worse things than that, people with real money etc
I just try to see how I can get ahead and try not to worry too much about how others get ahead because I know I will get a lot further by just focusing on me, maybe you have it differently because you as a person is a shitty resource and thus you feel you need to hinder others in getting further in a futile attempt to make your position look better?
I also come here regularly but I'm not a virgin, in fact I can have sex within a few hours if I chose to, she is on her way to hang out and she is hoping for more, the way it should be
kek, its just reality that not everyone on this site is as sad as you
When a good-looking WHITE man lets himself get fat...
FFS. You already have a leg up on the majority of the earth's population.
Fucking eat less shit. Lift some goddamn weights.
Do something slick with your hair, dress nice when you go out, and hit the gym bro. Just clean up and start conversations about the girl, make her laugh, be smiley and all that gay shit, it helps