I think my face is ok, I'm not that fat, i think my dick

probably because you're still on /b/ you fucking beta faggot

First you are fat, start excercising. Next remove that gay ass piercing, you look like a faggot.

>>664597371
shave, work out, copy michael buble's hair style because you're basically his fucking cousin

also having a big dick won't get you laid you fucking autist, girls don't go around bars asking to see your dick first

you're uninteresting and have no way of starting engaging conversation

>>664597671
I didn't say i wasn't fat

>>664597848
Having a big dick, as in i sould have confidence. Not, tell/show them so they would want to Fuck me. You're the autist

>>664597646
>came for this
>left satisfied

>>664597371
Because you dont have balls

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>>664598667
>having a big dick, as in i should have confidence

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Obvious fag OP, thats why

Also, there are hookers m8

>>664597371
Because those are all physical traits. You could look like a pile of horse shit if you have the right attitude and get virtually any girl you want (unless they're the ones that want to be single moms, in witch case you should steer clear.) Also try to look more masculine.

>>664600424
How do i look more masculine

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>>664600598
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTt

Get this thing the guy in the .gif has

a fucking beard

>>664597646
this OP. You're body, face and dink are fine. But the fact that you whine about not having a gf on /b/ makes you cancer.

>>664597371
you are fat
you have that piercing and shitty beard, so you probably listen to metal, and you go on /b/, that makes you a loser

girls don't like fat losers

>>664600892
death metal is awesome though

Femanon here. You're 8/10, would do. I like husky guys.

Don't get a beard. They're gross and cliche and turn you into a neck beard.
Just need more confidence

>>664601040
yeah when you're 14

>>664597371
what are your hobbies and job OP?

>>664601076
thanks

>>664601076
>8/10
that's what I call low standards

>>664597371

punch yourself in the balls.

>>664597371
Another femanon here, take out that ugly ass piercing. Everything else is 8/10

>>664597371
dude its your face! remove piercing and dont ever look like a beat up dog! u gotta give girls the feeling ur alpha dog even if you are just lying or pretending...dont take it too far those or you will end up cringe meme

>>664601076
DONT LISTEN TO THIS BITCH:

Women constantly try to diminish our masculinity as men, OP, GROW A FUCKING BEARD

>>664601732
>>664601076
Femanon here too 8/10
>PLEASE BELIVE ME

>>664601732
how can you see his ass piercing?

Because your gelatin body looks like a face.

You look good. Cute face, nice hairy chest and a big yummy dick.

Just lose some of that belly fat.

if someone with that dick can't get laid how am I going to do it with a 0.1 inch dick

because just face it, you're a faggot. go suck dicks or something

Beards are disgusting. Only fat guys grow them and bikers. It's like the opposite of a feminazi saying "it's feminine to grow out your armpit hair and men are always trying to stop us."

Crazy body hair is always gross. Stubble is fine. Beards are awful.

Femanon here, 8/10

>>664597371
Coz you are fat.

>>664602230

This.

>>664602230
Are you another woman?

Beards are fucking AWESOME and they look epic. Women dont want men with beards cause they know they cant resit the cock when we got one

op here
wasnt expecting the reactions im getting from the ladies. thanks a bunch

>>664602230
And no, its not the same as armpit hair, only men grow beards.

In general that is, dont fucking come with "some women can"

>>664602464
grow a beard

>>664602405

Feminazi "don't tell me my rainbow dyed pubes aren't AMAZING! they are. Men just can't handle a confident woman showing off her body"

>>664597371
I think your perfect the way you are.

- lack of confidence
- the fact that you would make a thread like this
- are you actually real? timestamp?

>>664597371
I would.

>>664602661
Beards are awesome. It doesnt get much more masculine than a beard.

More men should grow beards, just to piss bitches like you off

In all honesty man, you need to start low. Fuck some ugly chicks. Unless your personality is complete shit, you shouldn't be having a hard time.

OP as a woman trust me. You do not have the body to get a beard. You would look like a neck beard. Only other men like beards because they think they're manly.

The way you are now if you confidently walked up to me and offered me a drink and made me laugh I'd probably date you not just sleep with you.

Be confident and work on your personality. Woman like humour most.

Some more pictures would make my vagina very happy OP.

>>664597371
fag-stamp-eyebrow-piercing

>>664602981
now this is funny

>>664602881
The whole point is he's trying to get bitches like me, not impress neckbeards faggots like you.

This dude is not fat... just he don't have enough muscles and so he seems a little too chubby. For better body, you need to exercise, and don't lose weight. Skinny shemale are not so attractive.

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>>664602981
Close up of my cock

>>664603416
Oh, also i agree with others. Beard is good, everytime a woman say "no", they just change mind when they see it. It's always like this with beard. I don't know why.

>>664603436
Impressing. I would love to eat that.

>>664603436
I will never understand why anyone would want to look at a penis.

>>664603685
That's because you are dumb.

>>664603436
Do you have a bubble butt?

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10/10 Here <pic related.

Don't listen to femanons. Neck beards catch more flavor savor.

Also femanons, you know the rules TITS OR GTFO

>>664604211
Shut up. The rules are "if you're attention whoring because you're a girl" not if you're just commenting and giving your opinion. Learn your own rules

Not Circumcised

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>>664604633

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OP you look like a creepy ice cream truck driver. I'm getting a weird ass vibe just from the picture

More pics?

>>664597371

Is that brushed nickel on that coat hanger behind OP?

5/10

remove the gay ass piercing, remove the beard, go outside, get pussy

>>664597371
remove piercing dude.
im a girl btw

>>664605913

tits

>>664597371
You need to start running or begin spending some time in the gym - the gut looks disgusting. Assuming you don't dress any better. Also, you have no fucking confidence. Put some value in yourself, they're just girls, they come and go.

>>664605970
why? I dont even know you lol

>>664606094

how big are they?

>>664602943
"Only other men like beards because they think they're manly."

fucken hell

Also, no, he SHOULDNT offer you a fucking drink. Thats actually pretty damn sexist

>>664603371
Im no neckbeard.

He should get a fucking beard. A man who shaves his beard for his woman deserves neither

>>664602661
Except womyn can't grow beard, that's why guys with beard are masculine.
And masculinity is a good trait when you are a --->MAN<---

>>664597371
maybe it's your personality

>>664606741
she doesnt understand that, cause shes fucking retarded

>>664602943
this seems to be accurate judging from my experiences as a guy, if they find you genuinely funny 80% of the work is done, just be pleasant and throw some jokes with some more sexual undertones if she seems interested, if she respond positively to that you're good to go

also:
>>664603371
kek

>>664604211
stop trying to harass people from actually contributing, its supposed to get some use out of attention whores, not scare people from adding relevant perspective

just think about what would make this site a better quality one, then do that instead of what you are doing now

>>664608339
"harass"?? where the fuck are you from m90? tumblr?

>>664606938
IMO it is weak if you need a superficial trait like that to feel manly.

Seriously, chicks like men who act like men and you are just pretending and they see right through your fake beard built "man"

>>664608467
it is a common English word that predates the internet, don't make yourself look dumb

>>664608531
"superficial trait to feel manly"

No one needs it, my fucking point is IT LOOKS AWESOME:

So many fucking guys shave it just because their girlfriends make them do it, thats fucking sad and pathetic.

chicks want men who act like men? You mean being masculine? you dont know how i behave.

Secondly, you women have pretty much fucked that up in recent decades

>>664608655
you think the dude up there is harassing?

Your insecurities and lack of self confidence. Women can smell that shit from a mile away. Instant turn off.

>>664609123
Kek, yeah, other men with beard thinks so, who are you impressing? Men or the chicks?

>>664609524
do you need to be impressing anyone? beards look awesome.

For the same reason you paint your weapon a certain way

>>664609181
don't you?
>disregard relevant information given
>demand person to compromise privacy for no reason

I mean, it would be naive to think this person normally think before posting so we should assume this nigger behavior on the regular

>>664609795
Paint my weapon? Wtf are you on about?

>>664602722
found the faggot

>>664597371
maybe your a cunt posting himself naked on the internet

>>664609834
we are on 4chan. Should i assume youre racist juust cause you wrote nigger on here?

>>664609899
paint your weapon. In BF4

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>>664610079
actually I think you miss the target more often than you hit by doing that on here considering people just try to be offensive and care more about that then the topic at hand

I usually call people nigger because it would offend a racist to be called one

>>664610079
I don't like niggers.

>>664610193
Never been that bored tbh

>>664604633
Still need tits

Maybe it's your personality. Like, you could be a cunt.

>>664603828
>not accepting that you're faggot

>>664597371
you should an hero
white males have a leg up, I'm a fob who's gonna have to do a lot more hard work to achieve something
faggot

>>664601076
>femanon
>8/10
>like husky guys
Zozd

>>664611651
what is a "fob" ?

>>664612705
"fresh off the boat", i'm an immigrant who's gonna have a tough time getting a women, because i'm anti social and boring

>>664598926
kek'd

>>664613740
are you an illegal immigrant?

>>664597371

Because that piercing makes people assume you're gay.

Also your dick looks shopped.

>>664613945
yes, it's a lot more strict in 2016 when compared to the old days

>>664614872
fuck off then, you cheated.

Get out, then come back legally

>>664615241
no fuck you

>>664615241
life is a game where everyone try to get ahead an there are many people who had done worse things than that, people with real money etc

I just try to see how I can get ahead and try not to worry too much about how others get ahead because I know I will get a lot further by just focusing on me, maybe you have it differently because you as a person is a shitty resource and thus you feel you need to hinder others in getting further in a futile attempt to make your position look better?

>>664598667
>confirmed virgin confirmed autist diagnosing non-autists

keking my keks off

>>664616453
this kind of weak trolling truly is the best autism test, if he bites he have to be autistic

>>664597371
> come on /b regulary
>"why I'm still a virgin?"

>>664597371
jim?

>>664616987
I also come here regularly but I'm not a virgin, in fact I can have sex within a few hours if I chose to, she is on her way to hang out and she is hoping for more, the way it should be

>>664610193
>autism

>>664618087
Imaginary people do not count.

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>>664618446
kek, its just reality that not everyone on this site is as sad as you

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When a good-looking WHITE man lets himself get fat...
FFS. You already have a leg up on the majority of the earth's population.
Fucking eat less shit. Lift some goddamn weights.

You have a pencil dick.

>>664597371
get rid of that pierce ... looks gay af

>>664618983
No, he does not.

>>664597371
Because you post picks of your naked body on /b/ you fucking faggot.

Do something slick with your hair, dress nice when you go out, and hit the gym bro. Just clean up and start conversations about the girl, make her laugh, be smiley and all that gay shit, it helps

>>664597894

Most likely story. Get some charisma bro.

>>664621233
How?