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Ever since serving on the jury for a child abuse case and seeing the evidence, I've been addicted to CP, and it's insanely easy to find on the old gnuttella torrent network using older versions of torrent clients
My ex wife was a hooker. I kidnapped her and tortured her to death. I made hamburger out of her arms and legs and fed my neighbors her remains. I even fed her to her children. They had second helpings of meatloaf from momma.
>be me >be 18 >be sitting next to hot girl in friend's basement >friend leaves for bathroom >mfw I have to shit >mfw my friend has one bathroom and it's upstairs >mfw I have no shit face >girl asks question trying to converse I think >say sure, don't know wtf she actually said >puts hand on my leg >turns my head >starts to make out with me >sweat pouring off of me >can't hold it >pants have been shat >raise up off of couch cushion slightly >girl smells it and scowels at me >abruptly say bye >run up the stairs to my car >drive home and wipe shit off my own balls cause I'm an adULT AND I DON'T NEED HELP MOM GO AWAY >friend texts me asking what happened >girl said I freaked out about my first kiss so bad I shat myself >now bros make fun of me >say it's for shits & giggles >tell girl what happened later >she tells her friends >whole school knows I shat my pants >at graduation peers make fart noises instead of applause when I walk
>>664591445 > Be 12 year old me > summer camp > ihatemom.mp3 > "you're going anon you need to spend some time in te wild" > "But mom i want to rot my brain wit vidya gaems" > "you're going, there and you're going to like it " > Fuckmylife.exe > Warm day, fresh air and shit > "Form groups you little fags" says the camp counselor > tfw i have 1 friend and he is already in a group > "Join us anon" says my friend > few days go by, friendship between group and me slowly developing > "In order to not get lost you can only leave the main group in pairs" says the camp counselor > darkest of nights > friend needs to pee and naturally asks me to go wit him > Call him a faggot and try to go back to sleep > Friend insists > Give up and go with him > Start following him > Walk for nearly half an hour > "Where the fuck do you want to go to pee? in your fucking house?" > "Shut up anon you will wake up everyone" Continues...
>>664592015 Perhaps at your trial another juror will become addicted and the cycle will repeat.
>I once beat a retard with a rock in a sock while he was sleeping. >be at camp, 13yo >retard shits himself and we have to evacuate the whole mess hall while they clean it up >I've had enough of his slack jawed retard expressions >he tries to go hiking with us, say fuck that to him >at night I find his bunk and beat the shit out of him >I could hear him screaming and crying >next day he goes home
>Raped the ugly girl in the friend group. >Told everyone she was rapecalling. >She has a breakdown, starts popping valium like tic tacs. >Nobody speaks to her anymore. She literally spent new years alone.
As a DirecTV tech I would install at people's houses. While I was working I'd look at their family photos. If the wife was hot, or if they had a hot daughter in middle or high school, and if they were getting a reciever in their room, I'd steal their panties, clean or dirty and jackoff into them. Sometimes I'd use the daughters restroom and jackoff into the sink and roll their toothbrush in my cum and put it back.
>>go to yankees game last summer cuz I'm a baseballfag >>tailgating beforehand >>line for portapotties is like 30 people long >>cops everywhere (for security, first yankees/mets series of the season) so i'm nervous to piss not in the portapotty and get arrested for public urination in the middle of the Bronx >>finally gets to the point after 15 or so minutes in line that i can;t hold it anymore >>sprint to secluded area and immediately whip out dick >>relief from pissing is so immense that all my body's muscles relax (keep in mind I'm also like 8 beers deep at this point in the tailgate) >>even anus muscle relaxes >>shart in my pants. A LOT >>panic >>leave tailgate lot >>buy random pair of shorts from the first bodega i see that has clothes >>remove old shitty pants and boxers in an alleyway >>clean ass with pants leg >>ditch shitty pants and underwear behind a pile of trash >>proceed to go into the stadium and watch the entire game with no underwear on >>only 1 person knows (my buddy who I went to the game with and swore to secrecy)
I made a tard in my school paralyze a guy for life: >kid named Jeff is one of those bros who is half jock half homosexual, acts like a fag all the time and just might actually be gay but is too much of a shithead to take seriously >always giving me shit for one reason or another >junior year, insanely stressed from midterms/relationship troubles/idiots at school >enter: Caleb >Caleb was a special needs kid everybody knew to be stronger than Brock Lesnar on angeldust if you got him riled up >encounters with Caleb were unpredictable and horrifying >usually he was not let outside of class with fewer than 4 wranglers, and two of them were essentially bouncers >Caleb at one point learned to calm whatever enraged him, and so security became lax >Junior year Jeff is up to his old stupid shit >grabs my ass "hey anon stop being so fucking gay" >punch him in the chest because I'm not putting up with his shit today >Jeff goes to grab my junk and I jump backwards to avoid it "Seriously Jeff what the hell is wrong with you?" I asked him >no actual answer, same shit as usual >I knew this was going to end only on graduation when one of us left the state >oh look it's Caleb >Caleb is unsupervised >I have a 50/50 chance here >Jeff is heading towards the stairs >I get Caleb's attention >point to Jeff "that guy's a bad bad man Caleb" I whisper to him, and point at Jeff "get the bad guy!" >faster than my own brain could process, Caleb left a Caleb-shaped cloud of dust as he launched himself towards Jeff, >screaming in his ancestral tongue a warcry- the only words of which I could decipher were BAD MAN! >Caleb flung himself towards Jeff and tackled him down the flight of steps, trying and possibly succeeding in beating the unsuspecting shit out of him. >I did not stick around to watch what went down CONTINUED
>>664593444 sorry i can't really type fast > Continues walking for a while until we reached a small cave > "Why are we doing this?" > "Stop whining so much anon, trust me this is gonna be awesome" > "It better be" > We entered the small cave and ketp going for a while > we reached a spot that had a small waterfall > He told me to crouch and walk slowly to not make too much noise > In front of us there was a group of girls bathing > Boner level over 9000 > We both engage in self loving action > Mood starts getting weird > He is not staring at the girls > R.I.P boner > Can't say anything because the situation downed on me > face gets hyper red > friend keeps going > Brain.exe stopped working would you like to send a report? > Friend approaches me > Grabs my manhood > Brain.exe is still not working > most awkward handjob ever > i'm paralised, i can't do anything > to not turn this into a crappy fanfic lets say that we both lost our virginities there > After all that was over friend told me to keep this a secret
it's been 10 years since that happened and to this very day we never spoke again
recently he invited me to his wedding but the memories do not allow me to have a proper conversation with him
>>664595133 Conclusion: >Caleb was seriously fucked up from his own injuries, now with 30% more seizures >Jeff thought I had something to do with it, but couldn't prove anything but the fact he grabbed my ass, >Jeff was paralyzed from the attack, having been sandwiched between the flying body of Caleb and a flight of stairs >Did not actually see Caleb for about 3 months after the incident >when I did he had an entourage of wranglers with him >I often think about this story and imagine that it could have been me that got attacked. I took a chance and Caleb figured I was speaking the truth. Jeff never tried grabbing my ass or junk again, thanks to that brave hero Caleb.
Been in love with my best friend since we were little. She got into an abusive relationship a few years ago. Was beyond furious when I found out. One day he beat her real bad, and she went to stay with my sister for a few days. He was still carrying on like normal, going to work and everything. I followed him after he got off work the next day Threw on a ski mask, walked up behind him as he was about to get in his car "Hey fucktard" Voice came out super testosteronifically deep, I don't think he recognized it Slammed his head into the side mirror, proceeded to beat the shit out of him, then broke both of his arms and stabbed him a bunch of times while he was down Took his wallet and phone to disguise it as a botched mugging, kept the cash and threw them in a park trash can No one ever found out it was me. He survived (holy shit, right?), but my friend gained a stroke of courage when she saw he wasn't untouchable, and gained the courage to leave him. She's been happier since then. I think I did the right thing.
May come off as humble bragging, but I'm smart (at least enough to be getting a biochem doctorate and publications) have friends, am good looking and in shape, box for fun and have won some ammy comps, can cook...etc
Everyone always thinks I'm happy or a popular kid, but really just anxious and sad. I fucking hate being around other people but also feel needy so the result is I go out and force a default smile on at all times, but just feel like crying and running away all the time
result is I often disappear in the middle of parties and ppl think it's just, me being silly me, but half the time I'll retreat to my house tonjust cry or some weird gay shit I'm too embarassed about to ever tell anyone.
Have tried committing suicide (the right way diagonally too, but was caught through rather silly luck), now realize how sefish it would be to do that while my parents are still alive and care about me so I just try to get through, unil there's no one left I'd hurt that I feel I owe
Still hve friends, both work and otherwise, still put on a smile, still doing well at work, and I guess I've kinda just convinced everyone I only had a bad, "physical bout" of depression and snapped out of it, but I still sleep less than an hour a day and I still dream about offing myself pretty endlessly.
Nothings changed really. Not a virgin and can date well, but I could never open up so I Just end up breaking off relationships and am practically MGTOW at this point (not for faggy MRA reasons but just not wanting another attachment I can hurt down the line)....
Iunno, wierd feeling like everythings going well and having everyone think you've got it all, but not being able to use any of your assets because you cant go a minute without wanting to off yourself. >Can make friends but to sad too have fun with them >Can fuck and meet girls but too sad to stay with them >In shape and can do sports but too emotional to ever commit >Feels bad man, just hoping for natural death
> be me in college > strong rape fetish, especially by old fat guys > eventually imagine myself as the girl > fuck it go on craiglist > m4m.jpg > pretty much arranged with first guy that replied > exchange pics he has a large thick dick and is fat and hairy i'm turned on as fuck > go over > have a couple of drinks talk over roleplay scenario > he ties me up goes shower > he comes and teases me > hard as fuck > he gives me a blowjob I cum > after i cum have absolutely zero sex drive for this shit > ask to be let go > he ignores me and fucks me in the ass > hurts like fuck whatever > he cums in me claims I'm now his > ask to be let go again he goes and watches tv > pretty much raped me 2 more times > confused cause was horny throughout > he takes pictures of my leaking ass and license
I went back a few more times cause I was afraid of him posting it on the net....I'm not fucked psychologically and am not a pedo or suicidal as a result but it was a weird ass experience.
>Be 20 Britfag >Been cheated on twice, so relationships are fuckin' peachy >Go to this local bar with a few co-workers, apparently I need to get out more >justwanttogohomeandsleep.exe >throughout the night a 8/10 female co-worker's giving clear indications of her interest in me, staring and smiling at me alot, all of that shit >Have this passive aggressive anger against women due to the cheating exes >female co worker buys me a drink >"Hey anon, get this down ya" >ohthatsweirdbutthanks.dll >"Hm? Last time I checked, guys were meant to buy the drinks" >"What's wrong with me getting to a drink?" >At this point I'm on my final legs of tolerance >"Nothing, thanks for the drink"
When I was younger I was staying the night at my aunts house. I overheard somebody mention a "blowjob" and had no idea what they were talking about. I asked my older cousin and he told me he'd show me.
For the next few years he made me blow him and fucked me in the ass every time I came over. I hated it but I loved hanging out with my aunt.
>>664599575 As for the relationships, I can start fucking or being with women, but the moment they realize I never sleep, constantly need to seclude myself since I can't handle crying or showing emotions in front of others, and often work for days straight on end it ends up dissolving.
Tried sharing my situation with one gf and got ripped apart for it, so I've just become resigned now.
Work is my main method of forgetting myself now, no more girls, and less and leas friends as I become less able tohandle thenstress
>be me, 17 >9/10 girl that I used to have a crush on when we were both 14 starts conversation >ohshit.jpeg >starts telling me how she always fancied me >literally had spent 3 years fapping to her fbk pictures >talk for about 2 years, but don't see eachother >I go to uni, she goes to uni >thisismychance.png >planned to see her a couple of weeks in advance >I go out one night and bang the dirtiest skank, 3/10 at most, who cares, had sex etc >wake up the next morning, cock on fire >can't get an appointment with cock doc for ages >get treated, but told not to bang for a couple of weeks >go see this girl anyway, get straight down to it as soon as I get through the door >she's wanking me off until I'm about to cum, then suggests sex. I tell her I'll bust instantly, she's not having that, jumps on with a condom > .... obviously blow my load asap >she says we can fuck again without a condom >I tell her I can't because I'm too embarassed (rather than give her chlamidya) >her best friend went to uni with me, told everyone
I let everyone I know think I was an impotent beta than give a girl the clap.
>>664600521 lol not really, if I was a good guy I probs wouldn't have gone anywhere near her in the first place. also never spoke to her again which probs fucked her up a bit. didn't even stay the night
>>664591445 > Be 26 year old me > About to gain my magical powers > Depressed > Friend tells me "Dude just pay for a hooker, don't go wizard" > But.. feelings > "Aw come on anon stop being a faggot" > "But friend i..." > "You know what,fuck it i am taking you to a brothel" > In the outskirts of town was I, a faggot and my friend a normie > Enter the brothel >smokealloverthefuckingplace.exe > Friend points to a 8/10 and a 9/10 and asks me to choose one > "But friend, i think they are the most expensive ones around here, and i'm pretty low on cash" > "Don't worry anon i got your back" > pick the 9/10 > Girls come to us and we chill for a while >"Welp anon i am going to do business with my friend over here, you should do the same" > Panic.exe is in overclock mode > 9/10 smiles and says > "Shall we go, anon?" >"su... sure" > heart beating faster than the speed of sound, i can hear mini sonic booms inside myself continues...
>"It's alright" >The bitch hangs about >Have little to no will power to talk, tired as a used up cunt >"So what've you got planned for this weekend. Anything special?" >"Nope." >"Oh! So you're free" >OHJESUSFUCKINGCHRISTWHY.jpeg >"As far as I'm aware." >Her face luminates like the Northern lights, the sparkle of hope in her eyes is near to perfection, essence of pure happiness are about. >"Well anon... me and a few mates are going to [Insert nightclub name here] this Saturday, you feeling up to it?" >"Listen love, you don't have a chance. Just walk away while you have your pride." >dreamsutterlyshatter.mp4 >After that she walked off without saying a word, she told her friends straight away though, so I was getting death stares all through the night.
>>664591445 STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles.
>>664601939 > We reach the door to the room where my virginity would soon be dead > 9/10 opens the door lets me in and >*click* > the door is locked > heart is beating so fast i can feel my veins nearly bursting because of the pressure > 9/10 asks > "So... friend told me you were a virgin, is that true?" > "N...no" > Voice is too weak, can't talk properly > "Don't worry anon, it will be fun" > Body is overheating, i am drenched in sweat > 9/10 is undressing > Boner is at 1000% > Something is wrong > 9/10's breasts were not at all natural > Notice her body is a bit large > She has enormous feet > ... > It's not a she > ohcrap.png > body is feeling weird > Boner is not gone > brain, why is the boner still here? > mind is like > NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE > body is like > "Don't worry anon i got your back...your back... your back... back" > former 9/10 is now sucking me > it'swrongbutilikeit.exe > go all the way with former 9/10 > After the sin i commited my body was tired > i passed out > Wake up at own house > friend is there > he says > "Sorry anon... i got carried away and... i thought you would get away and we would laugh about it later" > "So, it was suposed to be a prank, friend?" > "Yeah"
Former friend and i fought and we stopped being friends
>>664603755 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Introvert [Not so] fun facts: - If someone doesn't look you in the eye, if anything, they're trying not to act arrogant. - If someone wants to be alone, they're trying to find peace and quiet, not ignoring you. - Introverts really are paying attention, but they might not know what to say, and thus don't speak. - When they do speak, they often have interesting things to say. - Diffidence is not defiance. - Someone sitting in the corner at a gathering either didn't want to go, came there to be sociable, but don't know how, or just want to stay out of your way. Instead of thinking they're a buzzkill, go over and try to start a conversation with them. - On that note, judging a reserved person before talking to them, or telling them to be social will not make them any less reserved. In fact, it will make them more. - They often hate small talk, because they look for conversation with a purpose, and care not for what "Some crazy gurl said to you on Facebook". - Pointing out their introversion, or telling them to talk more often will nearly guarantee that they won't talk to you. - There is nothing wrong with them, so stop thinking that there is. - They usually don't waste their time telling you these things because they know you'll never understand.
>>664605856 I've fabbed to dudes with tits but is it ultra fucking weird getting sucked off by a GUY that has had a beard and a fat dick? Fuck that. My already low confidence would be gone and I would just go an hero. Not that you should, anon.
>>664606754 It was a long time ago Friend tried multiple times to apologize and go back to being friends, but my immature self had his pride hurt so, friend eventually gave up and after a while moved to NY. Nowadays i regret it, since friend and i were like brothers
I saw aliens rape and murder a small village. They were working with a JSOC team who brought in a bunch of inflatable domes and medical equipment. We heard the screams of the women and children, but were ordered to ignore everything. The aliens raped them to death and apparently were hung like camels. The bodies were moved into the inflatable domes for further inspection.
>Be me >Partying with 9/10 crush and her gay best friend >Be in love with her for years >Has me friend zoned hard, whatever >As long as I'm around her, it's alright with me >Drunk as fuck >Hit up Dennys at 2 am >Stumble into restroom to take a piss >Black out for a mintue >Next thing I know black dude is sucking on my limp dick >The fuck is going on >Delayed reaction >I think he drank my piss >Get the fuck out of there
She laughed her ass off when I told them what happened. I got molested by a random nigger on a Dennys restroom
>>664597199 I can handle the daughter but the dog, dude? >doctor's say after reading this that /b/tards only have a 20% chance of survival >the cancer spread so fast, there was nothing they could do >they just told the fag to kill himself >kill yourself
>my former best friends little sister physically stop me committing suicide a year ago >she was 15 at the time >she has never told anyone of her involvement >no one knows how close i came to ending it >has allowed us to bond and become close friends
one day i run out of paper while shitting so i use the pages of a book. since then i am unable to shit with any other paper. even the softest linen can compare with the feeling that i experiment while shitting on books.
>>664599900 Honestly man I feel like sleep might really really help you. I have never quite been in a situation like that though there as a solid year where I couldn't go near anything higher than two stories without wondering if jumping would kill me instantly or not. I just thought of my siblings and mom and beat the shit out of myself for even thinking about doing that to them... which then made it even worse. That being said I've never cut on myself and can't imagine what it's like to live like that for year after year. I don't know how to get out of it but I can promise you that one of these days you will find a way out of it, whether thats through anti-depressants or meeting someone you can open up to and takes you, faults and all or deciding you love nature or love god or some stupid ass shit that just makes you indescribably happy. You're in a really really shitty spot right now and telling yourself it's stupid to be there doesn't help. Just accept that that's where you are in this instant and try to find ways out of it. Don't beat yourself up if you can't get excited about this or that, you will find something eventually and when you do, you will be soooo incredibly happy you did. I'm not the best person to say this with credibility but I'll say it anyways... It gets better. As cheesy as it is I promise you that if you stick with it and don't let that dark, shitty, nasty side of you come out to play all the time and instead just acknowledge it and move on you will find your way out of this.
>>664591445 >when my sister is home >I always offer to make her bacon sandwiches for lunch >Tell her I will call her when they are done >masturbate furiously onto her bacon >serve up >eat together >get second raging erection as I watch her eat it >Secretly I think she knows what Im doing >either way Its hot as fuck.
>>664591445 This morning at 5am, I woke up to find my husband sitting on the end of the bed, violently shaking and sobbing hysterically. I asked him what's wrong, and all he could hear was screaming. Just screaming. I feel so selfish because I feel like I can't be strong for him anymore. I feel like I can't do this anymore. His PTSD is influencing his life more and more and he won't go and talk to someone. He won't take medication. He never leaves the house, and I'm beginning to get more scared to leave him alone with our child while I go to work. I'm cracking under the pressure. I just can't anymore.
Worst thing I've probably ever done except masturbate over some pretty sick (but legal) porn vids is I once fucked my sidechick at a party in the toilet for just under an hour whilst my gf was waiting for me in the bedroom. I did my gf about ten minutes after I'd finished with the sidepiece as well.
>>664605025 First thing I said to a random girl once who was sitting alone at a party was "You don't talk much, do you" She replied "Oh I do, just not to you" Turns out she was something of an introverted evil genius. Careful of the quiet ones kids, they'll get ya every time!
>>664591445 Said to one friend that my other friend fuck his gf and she was pregnant. Turns out she was pregnant after all but didnt tell anyone beside her bf. Shit got crazy and the bf beat the shit out of him, even though my other friend didnt fuck her. After a daddy test, everything was cleared up, besides a truck and my friends face. They are not friends anymore. It was better that way anyways.
She's not the type to jump straight into bed with a random bloke, not to mention I was told that her last boyfriend left due the fact that she didn't give up the arse after 3 months before this happened.
No. My job involves alot of travel. Nothing like getting 30 minutes from the airport in the middle of nowhere when the shit hits. No turnoffs, no buildings, no restaurants, no nothing... just miles of freeway with nowhere to pull off.
Each time I tried not to... just didn't work out so well.
Nothing like returning a rental car with a big ol brown spot in the seat and shitty leftovers in the trunk.
>>664591445 I work as a security guard in a large hospital, I have keys to all the rooms, I went into the coma ward and felt a woman's breasts for 30 mins straight and came on them. I cleaned up and so far have gotten away with it.
>>664616271 Let me get this straight... You cheated on your fiancé. Had a black stripper fuck you. Paid him a grand to cum inside of you... And we are supposed to feel bad that your ex-husband wanted to have kids in a creepy ass method?
You're a fucking piece of shit. He's just disturbed. You are trash.
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