one time i drank water in a cup for the sole purpose of hydration.
When my sister and I were 11 and 10, I convinced her to get naked and let me lick her pussy. I told her if she liked it she had to rub my cock. She liked it and ended up jerking me off. That was my first real orgasm, as in, I came for the first time instead of a dry orgasm, which was awesome because it ended up on her face.
>Girl googles name
>Dad walks in
>Girl moves 2 my town years
>first night call her "Courtney Cox"
>She cries we had are fun as punk
>walk around the block with CC
>Tell me start of the story
>You tell me what she tried to tell me
>Dodge a crazy bitch bullet
It certainly was. I just wish I'd experimented more. That I'd fingered her instead of just licking. That I'd fucked her. I didn't really know what I was doing, is that sad thing. It wasn't to get off, or out of some attraction to her, just to see the opposite gender and try stuff.
At thirteen, horny as any thirteen year old, I tried to initiate something again, but she instantly shut it down. Apparently she'd grown out of the experimental phase. I have no idea if she even remembers the time we actually did stuff, and I'm sure as hell not asking.
yeah, I lost my virginity as an adult and still barely knew what i was doing. the stuff they taught in schools was worthless. i did what could barely be called experimentation at age 13, but that was all doing what a 17 year old told me. i didn't know about semen until he jacked off in front of me. the most informative stuff was probably late night HBO when the sitter fell asleep.
I'm about to come out in full to my partner, about being gay and that I want to transition.
She knows mostly, but she's Trying to avoid the subject like the plague.
Unfortunately I'm starting to care less and less and worried more and more about finding me a boyfriend.
I love one of my friends girlfriend. She's into me too and we've kissed, gropped, etc but we haven't fucked yet. Before winter vacations everything was going perfect, but then she kinda backed off and now we haven't done anything else. Except this weekend, we kissed once when we were having some beers.
I don't know what to do. I fucking love that girl but he's one of my best friends too.
I have an occasional affair with an old flame. We're both in unhappy long-term relationships.
I bring her into the office pretending to be a saleswoman, close the office door, and dominate her.
So far she's managed to keep the marks hidden from her boyfriend but that wont last forever.
I had sex with a girl before and after she died
That must have been really hard kicks.
you masturbated someone's gerbil? a fucking gerbil?
lacks the magic, not sure if i'm stomping on that tail now.
been with a girl like that for about 8 years anon. depends on the person whether they can do it, I find attitude sexier than physical form.
if she's somebody you're happy with aside from the looks that's a serious plus. doesn't mean I don't fap to sexy girls sometimes though.
I once ate my own jizz and when I did I immediately regretted it
probably because the person they fell in love with is changing gender.
This is what pisses me off about half of your population.
>Person 1 I'm gay
>Person 2 Me too lets get together
>Person 1 oh wait I also want to be the other gender
>Person 2 wtf that's not what I fell in love with
when I was little I used to buy goldfish and use a Bunsen burner to heat up water while they were in it until they suffocated
you can see their heart rate go up in their gills flutter more rapidly when the heat went up
I want to walk into my cousins garage and shoot all his buddies that are inside said garage sitting on the couches with a suppressed 9mm pistol while they talk shit on me for trying to get a job. I've thought it over several times but I'm 99℅ certain that the outcome won't be that satisfying.
For a while I was nailing two girls who were best friends for most of their life. One knew, the other one didn't.
Eventually the one who knew confessed to her friend. There was a brief period of bonding and hating on me, but they both came back to me separately and distanced themselves from their friend. Years later I'm still nailing each of them occasionally. One of them is so angry at the other she's said she wants to tie her up and sexually humiliate her which I might arrange.
tl;dr I ruined a lifelong friendship for some dirty sex, may ruin more than just that.
if I end up with a death sentence on my life, say I find out I have cancer or something a ways down the road I am not going to bother with any attempt to cure it- I don't plan on living in fucking debt if I beat it.
Also if I am to die, I am going to kill some very specific people because they are garbage and have gotten away with some unforgivable shit.
Tried breaking up with my long term GF but pussed out. She's inconsiderate, selfish, and lazy. We've helped each other through the rough times but it's like she has no desire to grow more than this. If the conversation isn't about her or her interests it doesn't last. Been emotionally and now physically cheating with a 19 year old for about two months.
he was referencing some movie that was panned because it was trying to find light in the tragedy.
luckily he was mocking the class for being a little too sensitive to shit so i think i'm in the clear.
My biggest secret is that I don't have any secrets
/b/ros, I could really use some advice here.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
nice try faggot, that couldn't possibly be true
Your options are
-Affair behind friends back
-Telling her you're into her but cant do anythign while she's with friend
Either way you have a high chance of damaging friendship, and I'm not going to judge for your choices. But you have to pick one and commit to it because you've got the worst of both worlds right now.
You said beat friend but thats bullshit you cunt. If hes tour best friend you wouldnt be doing this. My problem here is the delusion. If you wanna fuck this girl accept that her boyfriend is not your best friend. Cheat away friendo but dont start pretending that you care about the guy cause thats bullshit. You dont cuck your best friend
I want stuck a novelty starfish from a gift shop on the boardwalk up my arse hole
she looks like that old worn-out crazy cat lady from Futurama
Affair had been going for a couple of months but it stopped. I think It was because she was getting too attached to me. But still, she hinted that when my family went out of town we should do something at my place. (Means she only wants to fuck now?).
We were out with another friend and we had just like 3 beers, we drink a fucking lot, so 3 beers are nothing.
bacon goes great in pretty much everything, it adds smokiness and saltiness and this savoury depth of flavour.
bolognese, omelettes, mac and cheese, casseroles, steak, whatever it is goes well with bacon.
me and my cousin had a homosexual experience when he was 8 & I was 10 it involved the water jet in a swimming pool and those rocket shaped weights that you would torpedo in the deep end
People in general and girls in particular develop stronger feelings when you're fucking them. It's a biological thing.
So by bringing her over and fucking her regularly you can get her to fall for you again. Ideally at a time when she's not going to be seeing your mutual friend.
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A HO FUCKER
they say that - psychologically - within a year of being with someone you develop a neutral opinion of their looks. So whether you're with a supermodel or a whale after a year you don't care.
Don't ask me for a source on that
if you were my friend even if you told me id never talk to you again. you've already made an enemy. buy fucking her you proved you don't give a fuck about him.
don't be a fag a pretend you do
when i was 11-12 me and my best friend had this girl who hung out with us (she looked up to us), and we three were inseparable. we always found each other after school and did kid stuff. we have these woods near our houses and we built a little camp house thing in it. it was just a canvas held up by branches. if we put the canvas down it was 100% dark in the camp house and we'd feel 100% private and share secrets (about other people and stuff). one day my best friend brought porno mags and we read them with our flashlights. one thing led to another and we would masturbate together in there, promising not to look at each other etc. after a while we'd help each other out and act out a couple of stuff we saw. she sucked us off and we licked her and stuff. one day we were in the camp house, naked, doing our thing helping each other out and my best friend says to the girl we should try sex. she says no because she doesn't want to lose her virginity. best friend coaxes her into it a little but she's pretty firm about not wanting to do it. he starts to hold her down and she struggles, he tells me to help him. i'm sitting there with my hard dick and obviously i wanna have sex too so i hold her down too. she keeps saying no no no but my friend gets on top of her and puts his dick in, he has sex with her while i hold her down. he cums and gets off, girl is just looking the other way and is quiet now. he tells me its my turn. he gestures that he'll hold her down, and he does. i get on top of her and i start fucking her. she makes 0 sound and 0 movements. i cum after a few minutes. we let her go and she gets dressed and leaves, not saying a word. she avoided us for the rest of the school year and i never saw her again after that
on my senior prom night I watched the girl I had a crush on since 2nd grade have sex with a rugby player while I was in the front seat of my parents GMC Safari. she was my date to the prom and I never lost my virginity. I'm still a virgin and I'm 26 the worst part about that night was that they played that song like in the movie the girl next door when they are in the limo at the end so now whenever I hear David Gray I try
when I was 15 I had a fat black manager her name was Diane Cummings and I was working at Roy Rogers. she fired me one day for blocking the fire door so I told my parents she was selling drugs through the drive thru window and she was arrested on suspicion 3 months later and because she was the only black girl in a all white small town she got convicted and sentenced to nine months in jail for a crime she didn't commit don't mess with Gothenburg Nebraska