Who's funnier or sexier than the Shumeister?

>>664398467
Everyone.

>>664398467
My wife.
The handicap girl down the block
The mail man
Barry soetoro
Hilldog Clinton
The Gipper

>>664398467
That miserable unfunny "look at me I'm a woman" hag...

>>664398544
this

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>>664398544
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>>664398947
literal faggots

>>664398467
I've never seen any of her material, am I missing out?

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>>664399326
its hilairious but you have to stop to fap every 5 mins cos shes so sexy

>>664399475
Why are you creating and then shit posting in your own thread Amy?

>>664398467
Almost everyone.
I don't judge comedians on their appearance because some of the funniest people have been ugly fat slobs but Amy is only moderately attractive. She's attractive for being just an average person but she's not like celebrity status hot.

As far as her comedy goes, she's just a typical woman comedian who only talks about sex and being a drunken whore. I seriously don't know why women comedians always only have gender topics. It'd be fine every once in a while to talk about sex or what it's like to be a girl, but Amy and every other woman comedian on TV have their entire set revolving around these things.
I'm not saying there aren't male comedians who do the same thing, but it's not every single male comedian ever, like it is with women. Frankly I don't care much for guys that go on too long about being a stupid husband or how inconvenient it is to have a penis, but usually men have other topics about their lives or their experiences where they don't need to bring up their gender or sexual activity.

I digress. Amy Schumer is moderately attractive and not very funny. Her show is alright at best but that's because she has a team of writers doing all of the hard work for her.
Also she tried to use her star power to get political about gun control which is a huge turn off.

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Her

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>>664400421
I think the other anon was right, pretty sure Amy Schumer made this thread

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Her. She's funnier and sexier.

The Sherminator

>>664398467
Nicole arbour

>>664399917
I think she has a specific audience but most of everyone is just in it for the shock factor stuff like Tosh.

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Kelly fuckin' Ripa.

>>664400587
its been confirmed that she browses b

I really wish she would fuck off.
She's not remotely funny.

>>664399917
Nailed it.

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Melissa McCarthy zozzle

>>664400421
*You're

>>664401387
Comedy Central's target audience is males aged 12-29 so it makes sense that they'd encourage female audiences to talk about sex, because boys going through puberty want to hear about boobs and vaginas while the older guys want to hear about getting drunk and being failures to take their minds off of their own miserable lives.

I don't really blame Amy Schumer or other female comedians for making it seem like women can only do 1 style of comedy because I know it's not true, I honestly think it's just the executives at Comedy Central who choose to make only those kinds of women comedians famous, but even with that being said I still don't like Schumer's comedy.

Watch Comedy Central Presents/The Half Hour and study the differences between male and female comedians. Literally every female comedian will have sets that revolve around sex while guys will only make maybe one joke about it.

>>664402013
I doubt that

>>664402428
/pol/ confirmed it /b/ro you need to /b/ red pilled instantly

>>664402592
And how did they confirm it? Have any proof?

>>664398544
literally this

>>664399100
>you don't like obese womyn so you're gay !!1!1

Fuck off

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>>664398467
>Who's funnier or sexier than the Shumeister?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-32sRffV_mg

>female comedians
>muh vagina
>muh husband
comedy gold

>>664402688
i just told you

>>664402927
I like MRA boxxy, she's my favourite
*boing*

>>664403156
who?

>>664403121
So you have no proof, nor can you even make up something without proof
Seems legit.

If you're her then just timestamp or something, stop beating around the bush. You're not famous enough for anyone to give a shit about appearing in a thread.

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>>664398544
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>>664401059
gay

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>>664398467

>>664403249
There is a link and a picture right there dude.

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>>664401551
ha, used to watch her on Dance Party USA back in the 80's. She was a little chunk when she was 15.

>>664401149
Great, now I have to fap to the scene she does anal.

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>>664403678
still dont know who

>>664403870
WHAT IS THIS FROM. IS IT A FILM? ANAL? SARAH SILVERMAN? AGAHAHAHA

>>664399326
I saw her at the Brittania awards. Her exceptance speech was a series of really unfunny anal sex jokes like she was at a low class comedy club instead of sprinkling some clever jokes into saying thanks. Ironic considering it was an award for comedy. She was at the golden globes too and no one was laughing it was so awkward

>>664398467
I could pull a cat turd out of my cat's litter box and it would be infinitely sexier and funnier than that fat kike bitch.

>>664403824
That hair....... Holy shit! Thank fuck that perm went out of style.

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>>664404227
shutup fag

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Schumer fapper here.

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>>664404992
My autism is boss level.

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>>664405050

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>>664405081
>2016
>not fapping to the schumeister general
too many faggots on /b/ these days

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>>664405081
Problem is that I'm also a Silverman fan. I want to cum over both of their faces after they take turns sucking me off side by side.

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>>664405318
I love this fake.

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>>664405399
I know this is a terrible fake but I autism it a bunch. I love celeb gangbangs. Ok I'm done. Continue to thread guys.

>>664403910
What's this all about?

>>664399917
Yeah fuck gun control and fuck Amy

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>>664406874
id fuck amy and whoever this babe with her is