Women farting thread? It is time.

Too lazy to search for it but brazilian fart porn should help you out.

that's fucking disgusting

>>664379022
Just a general experience thread. I could google it if I wanted a wank.

>>664378335
We should raid /dreagentry/ on Chatrubate.
Call her transgender. He hates this... ;D

Also report her for smoking drugs on CB :D

>>664379247
If that's the case, my G.F. farted when she came while I was eating her out once. Wasn't a highlight of our relationship but all's forgiven.

I worked at a brothel during university, and one of my regulars was into facesitting. That soon progressed into me farting on him as well - and finally he wanted me to (at a premium price) poop him in the face.
A slippery slope maybe?

So no more? Tryna wank here

Quad. Release

>>664379735
Meh. I don't think I'd ever like to be shit on. Too messy. But I think I'd find farting to be hot.

>>664379735

how much do you charge for anal

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Moar

>>664379735
How much was premium?

My wife will shit in my mouth on special occasions for free and I am always interested in the price other people have to pay

ex squatted once getting up off floor, post sex nude. accidental fart.
was embarrassed forever

>>664380228

I'll shit on you for free, Just let me fuck your wife/daughter then its all good.

>>664379735
I'd shit on someone for free if I was drunk enough.

I just want a woman to fart in my face/on my cock.

This is not a fetish. It's a genuine mental illness. There is something wrong with you as a person if you enjoy shitting on others / being shit on.

>>664380015
>how much
Sorry, I have been out of that business for more than 10 years now.

>>664380228
>How much was premium?
As far as I remember I let him pay ~$200 on top of the normal fee.
>My wife will shit in my mouth on special occasions
This is rare! - Which is why prostitutes can make fortunes on it.
Congratulations, anon.

>>664380385
>I'd shit on someone for free
So would I - in my spare time. This was work related, which means that the whole point was me making money of servicing my clients.

>>664380228
BUT WHY?

>>664380086

yo hook a brother up with a source

>>664380840

brother as in are we related or are you black?

>>664380351
You can fuck her if I can fuck you afterward

>>664380676
Did he enjoy it? As much as I like getting it for free, she is really grossed out by it and if I would ever pay someone to shit on my face, I'd want them to humiliate me and command me to do whatever they want with it. But you pay for what you get and don't want to receive stinky diarrhea for $200+.

Sorry if I seem too eager to discuss, but I find your personal experiences very interesting.

>>664380351
You can fuck her if I can fuck you afterward

>>664380676
Did he enjoy it? As much as I like getting it for free, she is really grossed out by it and if I would ever pay someone to shit on my face, I'd want them to humiliate me and command me to do whatever they want with it. But you pay for what you get and don't want to receive stinky diarrhea for $200+.

Sorry if I seem too eager to discuss, but I find your personal experiences very interesting.

>>664380829
Because I am a failed human being. My sexual fetish is seeing people eat large portions of shit.

>>664380949

Brother as in help a friend out

>>664380086
sauce

>>664381347
Unfortunately I found that in an unsaucables wherein the aforementioned webm never received the gloriously desired sauce.

>>664381247

then you are in luck. That is Stoya.

>>664381116
>Did he enjoy it?
He was a happy returning customer.
>I'd want them to humiliate me and command me to do whatever they want with i
BDSM was not on my menu, and he really only wanted to gently and tenderly lick me and enjoy whatever came out of me.
>don't want to receive stinky diarrhea for $200+.
Then it's a good thing that my digestion is meticulously cared for with a healthy fibre rich diet and regular toilet habits!
>Sorry if I seem too eager to discuss, but I find your personal experiences very interesting.
You're not the first...

>>664381710
Awesome, thank you

>>664381710
Bdsm is my thing but that sounds fun as well. Very primal just without the violence.

>>664381347
It's clearly stoya, just look up a bunch of her vids even if you dont find this one will keep you happy enough.

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I want to bury my face there

>>664382698
Bump with content

Even though a fart thread where gifs and webm have no sound is entirely pointless

>>664382922
It's not for the sound or sight. That's pointless here, as you'd stated. I was just hoping for some experience or stories about this.