NZ/New Zealand thread.

Isn't it way too early for this thread?

>>664363400
Yeah just like it's way too early for your attitude.

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>>664363447
Simmer the fuck down there, bruski. Seems like you need some (g)old

Anyone wanna buy me a box?

Got ripped off today (I was foolish but I'm unwell, thus the weed).

Anyway I have the cell number and address of the person that did it.

How can I find out more about them? Their names, etc.

>wish I got the number plate
>It was one of those Jap/Korea cars middle age/eldery woman drive
>tfw their mum was the getaway driver

>>664364293
where do ya live?

>>664363740
Well said

anyone got nudes from chicks in Nelson?

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chch fag reporting in

>>664363740
you saved some nice ass shots m8?

New Suicide Squad trailer came out, looks pretty cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmRih_VtVAs

>>664364558
Tauranga.

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>>664365128
I got this.

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Auckland reporting in. Fucking impossible to get a job

> I just want $15 so I can get my hair cut

dunners checkin in and checkin out just as fast, got work tomorrow. night bruvs, ill be back saturday night

if im not pissing my lonely woes into the bottom of a whisky bottle, tho. that tinder date caught me some feels and reminded me Im not good with casual things

>>664365669
Try selling your soul to a satanist. I've done it like 17 times. They all think I'll be their servant in the afterlife, what a bunch of rubes.

>>664365911
>I've done it like 17 times
Horcruxes...

Bit early but eh, not gonna complain
Dunners reporting in brah

>>664366379
Hellllo.

>>664366840
'ello mate. How's it?

so no one has nudes from nelson
?

>>664367160
Na man we all bout dem dunedin nudes

>>664367091
Good baby boy. Missed you in last nights thread.

>>664367746
Wrong guy? Aha.. I was in last nights thread

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Lower Hutt checking in.
Also bum.

>>664368204
What's up with that bum? The crack doesn't look nearly long enough. Looks weird, like it's too short or something.

Palmerston North nudes anywhere around here?

>>664368091
Yeah but I missed you in it.

>>664368574
It's a boys bum that's why

>>664368721
So who are you then?

>>664368772
Where's the balls then?

I see alot of autists on the streets of Rotorua so atleast one of them has to be a /b tard. Show yourselves

wellington!

Chch. Trying to find a part time or summer job atm before first semester starts, looked through SJS. All there are fucking cleaners and experienced baristas. I've had 3 work experiences, but fucking Macdonals rejected my applications lmfao.

>>664368861
The person who missed you.

>>664364293
So no one knows how to find more info?

Yu can't search for phone numbers through address in this silly country.

anyone hitting the clubs in welly?

>>664370146
Yea bro love the Big Kumara.

>>664369598
Aw well, thank you?

red square and boston is where its at mate! haha

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tena koutou, tena koutou, tena koutou, tena koutou, tena koutou, tena koutou, tena koutou, tena koutou, tena koutou, tena koutou, tena koutou, tena koutou, tena koutou, tena koutou, tena koutou, tena koutou, tena koutou, tena koutou, tena koutou, tena koutou, tena koutou, tena koutou, tena koutou, tena koutou, tena koutou, tena koutou, tena koutou, tena koutou, tena koutou, tena koutou, katoa. That's me, I just came to shitpost, you gents have a lovely evening.

>>664370469
MISSED YOU!

>>664370436
Dope reference mah boi.

>>664370469
MISSED YOU
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>>664371003
>>664371078
Cheers fam

Sup dicks,

Welly reporting in

>>664371030
It was a reference to a clun not dope?

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Kia ora. Central Auckland reporting. I ordered too many pizzas.

25 year old married man from wellington looking for quickie? any?? haha jks wellington needs a dam casino!!

Another dunners check in, bored as fuck, drink or nah?

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I miss Old Zealand.

>>664371565
>[Sad Beep]

Makes me wonder how do they sub R2D2's lines? That does seem like the best way.

>>664371565
Share them with you nan?

>>664371886
Drink or drink?

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Kate Steele

>>664372124
She looks as crazy as Alice Steele.

Its those eyes Anon, those crazy fuckin eyes.

>>664371997
Dead. Parents too. Got nobody and nothing, except too much pizza.

>wtf is up with the captcha today? I have to do it 3 or 4 times

>>664372124
The same shit over and over

>>664372333
She looks like she says "Get me pregnant" when she's about to cum.

>>664372399
Can I have one?

I'll pay postage to Wellington.

>>664372512
Thats what Alice would have said.

>>664372608
Sweet as. Address?

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>>664363185
I'm back bitchez

Any hookups in Christchurch?

>>664372687
Bowen Street, 6012

>>664372883
If you're looking for sex I've got a sister, she lost her legs to meningitis as a baby and she's self conscious so she has trouble meeting people. She's a nice person though.

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>>664373159
Just bowen street?

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peanut butter bro reporting in

>>664373476
That's some america guy, piss off.

>>664373247

I mean weed but I'll take it. I'm a nice guy and I'm open to new things

>>664373476
That's Rhett from Rhett and Link, faggot.

>>664373806
>>664374000
you faggots are more stupid than i had anticipated

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goof bro reporting

Blenheim here

Someone post megaupload pls

>>664373806
>>664374000
Being this new. Being this much of a faggot

>>664373938
Come on cunt don't Jew me over here. I'll meet u on Barbdoes St. Hook a brother up

>>664375326
https://mega.nz/#F!2IonBZbJ!7KHflwsErCo-w6BnN1xdNg

>>664375390
>https://mega.nz/#F!2IonBZbJ!7KHflwsErCo-w6BnN1xdNg

ty

>>664375390
>>664375326
you fucking perverts

Anyone have nudes of Kelly Nafatali ?

>>664375806
Fuck off cunt
That nigger will beat your bitch ass to a pole

>>664376087
So

You don't have any?

>>664376087
I just wanna see those fine maori titties, the last time I did she didn't let me take a picture.

>>664371565
New arrival to the Auckland CBD here, where's the good pizza at if you don't drive?

Dunners reporting.

We all good tonight?
>>664366379
Hey mate.
You got a bit of a fan-club going or something?
>>664371003
>>664371078

>>664372778
Who u

>>664376411
Hey man!
Yeah shit apparently! Hahah nah, didn't think much of it

Woop woop

>>664376771
Ok

>>664376771
Dude, do you like cock

>>664376865
No

>>664377067
Why not

We're close by, we could hook up

I'll smoke you up bro

Sydney reporting in.

>>664365911
How does one even begin to do that? What do you just go in the newspaper and go the the gardening and soul selling section? How much do you get paid?

>>664376411
When you suck dick as good as him it's hard not to be his fan.

>>664377172
No thanks I'll cut your cock off and stick it in your own mouth homo

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So no one has pics of this slut?

>>664375390
>https://mega.nz/#F!2IonBZbJ!7KHflwsErCo-w6BnN1xdNg

This backed up? Mega might be gone burgers once Kimmy flys back to US for butt raping.

>>664376368
Sal's on K'rd

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>>664377478
Is this her?

Anyone got Katie Parsons?

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>>664376744
Fuckin' king of /nzg/, mate
Rolling upon the meke RFB chariot
Nah, what's good?
>>664376771
Pic related?
>>664377279
fukn w0t kunt he d0esnt evn drive a h0nda ow

>>664377201
Hey, welcome West Aoteroa

>>664377680
Seems plausible anon

>>664377680
in 15 years mate

>>664377643
Dunno it's not mine. The guy who compiled it has it I think

>>664377478
LOL this chick was such a hoe in school

Her hubby should get checked out

>>664377743
Must be the rfb I'm thinking!
Nah not a hell of a lot man, usual, chilling with a coffee. And yourself, lad?

any qt gay cunts in tonight?

>>664378262
I am a gay cunt but unsure as to whether I am a qt.

>>664377993
Yeah, word. Nothing doing here, just cooking and checking in here!
>lad
u r proper cheeky m8

>>664369078
On the other side, you pucci

>>664378427
Sounds chill man!
Up to much today?
Love the bants

>>664369226
wassup

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>>664378387

twinky skater boys are peak qt, if you're anything like that then you are

>>664378707
Nah, I'm not long up to be honest. You?

>>664377650
Cheers /b/ro, I'll give it a try

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>>664378939
Lol, no, I'm not anything like that at all.

>>664379242
show pics of ass hair.

>>664379007
Sweet!
Nah not too much at all. Gave the car a wash since it wasn't too sunny, other than that, nothing.
I know you're not a fan of MCM, but seen this? Love to see this in person sometime!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJL3gpirjAo

>>664372124
first time i have recognized someone on here lol

Awh gummon let's see some cash sluts

>>664379242

damn it was worth a shot, theres never any twinks4twinks on grindr where i am

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>>664379534
where in Auckland is this?

>>664379348
No that's gay.

Brissie reporting

>>664379662
Really? Where are you? There's heaps around.

>>664378939
I would take pleasure in snapping his skateboard and cutting his hair off.

+1 wellyfag briefly reporting in

Fucking hate this being back at work bullshit.

>>664379790

tauranga, for now at least

>>664379836

i can tell you now, theres plenty who would enjoy such rough handling :)

>>664379732
That doesn't look like auckland. Looks more like Picton tbh.

>>664379738
Come on brah. It's not gay if the balls don't touch.

>>664380096
>tauranga, for now at least
Lol that's where I am. There's heaps here.

>>664379386
Oh, cool! Looking showroom phresh now?
I knew about the show, but I hadn't seen their coverage. It's cool! I'll finish watching it in a bit.
Fuck, I'd love to go but I'd spend my life savings in Autobacs and shit

>>664380110
That's what I thought, but the boats on the right made me think otherwise.

Been a while since I been there though.

>>664380193
N-no the /b/ros don't want to see boy bum anyway.

Especially not hairy boy bum.

>>664380414
Actually it might be Queenstown. But if definitely aint Auckland.

Any nudes from Auckland tryna find some bitches I know on this

>>664380378
Well you know, looking better!
The Hakosuka's gotta be a stand out in the video for me! Love em'
Shit yeah, that'd be epic as! When I first bought my car, my original plan was to tidy it up, sell it and go over to Japan but I ended up liking the car too much

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>>664380489
This is 4chan. We want to see it all no matter how disgusting and horrifying. In fact the more disgusting and horrifying the better.

>>664369078
Balls don't grow out of asses you moron

>>664380356
>>664380096
Lolno
Tauranga grindr is fucking shit

reportin in

>>664373159
nigga u live on bowen st? scariest street in wgtn i think im gonna lose my life everytime i walk down it

I think a P-lab got busted down the road. 5 cop cars, a van and people in haz-chem suits.

>>664378703
>>664381036
You should be able to see them through the leg gap, idiots.

>>664381060
Should we start gossiping about lads on it? That's what poofs do, right?

Know anyone to watch out for?

>>664379732
Pretty much this >>664380110
Auckland has yachts. If it's anywhere in Auckland it'll be the Viaduct.

>>664381150
Never been to Canon's Creek huh?

>>664381160
Probably. Where abouts?

>>664381249
I havent used it in awhile but usually I just talk to guys I know who dont know who I am
Makes me feel like a fucking creep but its fun

>>664381348
the greater wellington area is not wellington nigga. if u live in ptown+ ur scraping

>>664380823
The one in traffic at the beginning? Looked awesome!
Yeah, I feel you there. I don't think I'll ever be able to sell mine

>>664381348
Take your pussy Cannons Creek shit out of here. Waitai is where the real shit goes down. That or fucking Upper Hutt. One does not travel lightly to Upper Hutt.

>>664381360
The Tron. Our neighbour's gone to check it out.

You guys seen this?

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/health/76088358/new-zealands-worst-regions-for-stis

>>664381442
Yeah, gays are shit.

Got dragged into a whole bunch of drama last year which I really didn't want.

>All I want is someone to be bros with, someone non-scene
>Get called homophobic for saying that
>People that are into the scene say they are bros...and lie big time

>>664381492
I'm in Newlands - not much better.

Panic every time I go through CC that some nigga will steal the wheels off my car while it's moving.

>>664381638
I tend to agree with you fam, CC's bad but there's some shady shit in UH.

I'm too white to go Wainui so dunno what happens there.

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This one time in Upper Hutt......

>>664381659
Is the West Coast rate so low because they all fuck sheep?

>>664381670
People who go out of there way to notify people that they are "scene" are genrally pretty shit, but I know a few people who look scene but deny it who are pretty cool
I gotta agree that gay people are pretty fucking shit in general, they give chill cunts who just happen to like dick a bad name
Anyway, whats your name on grindr? Maybe weve talked before

>>664381615
Yep! There's another one later on in the video
They're awesome cars, the 32's.
I was thinking last night/this morning, what I'd get as my next car. I'll get rid of it eventually
Part of me would hope to get crashed into, because I'll insure it for more than I could sell it for, but part of me would hope it didn't get written off as it's a pretty tidy example for its age

>>664382005
I doubt it, you probably hate my face.

At the moment it's 'Read Profile' because girls are on there scamming but usually I haven't got a profile name.

>>664382005
>they give chill cunts who just happen to like dick a bad name
So true. Fags give gay men a fucking bad name. And I aint even gay.

>>664382198
Mines usually just
";__;" but I havent really used it in a few months

>>664381659
Wow, here in Auckland we make jokes about Hamilton being the STI capital of NZ, looks like you're only just ahead of us.

>>664382337
>;__;
That does seem somewhat familiar actually.

Did you have a pic up? I used to have my face up but...used to get recognised in the shops and stuff all the time and that's a bit worrisome for an autist like me.

>though I did somewhat like it, too...

>mfw it's 20th Jan
>It's hitting that fucking time of the year
>When it becomes god damn impossible to get weed

>>664381865
worked security at the mcdonalds in upper hutt for about 6 months. absolute nightmare

Wasn't a P lab bust. Sounds like an old dude died and his body has been sitting in his house for a few days.

>>664382504
I very rarely send face pics and only when I know I dont know the person

>>664382632
It's always less hassle to grow your own. Apart from the prison rape, I mean.

Dunners boi reporting in. Where's these nudes at

>>664382685
Fuck that noise.

Didn't someone take a gun in there not too long ago? Freak some people out?

>>664382184
Well, go on, what's your next car?
Double-edged sword, that! America is still driving the price up for them.
It looks too nice from the photos to do harm to it, anyway.
>>664382777
Sick trips, mate.
Someone get this guy some nudes!

>>664382806
ah i dunno about that. i did it for the latter 3 months of 2011 til about march 2012. had a few people coming in with knives though.

>>664382713
Oh and you're into twinks anyway so you'd not have messaged me.

You not out or whatever?

>>664376771
THATS THE SOUND OF DA POLICE

>>664382745
Easy as fuck to grow your own stash, enough for personal use if you're not an ounce a day cunt.
>>664382806
That dumbfuck got killed 6 months ago outside there. Girl at work was his cousin, I made a funny joke the next morning and made her cry. Felt stink as fuck cause she was always nice to me up till that point. Not any more lol

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>>664363185

>>664382948
Im into anything
Out? Fuck no

>>664382934
yeah he was shot dead outside the maccas

>>664382871
I've got no idea mate!
I'd like to stick with Nissan. The R33 is apparently a lot more refined and nicer to drive than the 32, but definitely not as appealing to the eye!
Yeah, gotta love the Americans for that. If you have a gander on Trademe, you'll notice the price slowly but steadily increasing here too, more because it's costing more to bring them in.
There's some useless drivers around Dunedin, surely you've noticed that!

>>664382987
Ohhh that's a stink feeling.

Remember that woman who got shot a while back by a deer hunter while she was brusing her teeth? I made a joke about that at work. Guy in the pod next to me was like "uhhhh that was my wife's best friend anon".

:(

Another central Aucklander reporting in.
Misses left for over seas for good an hour ago
shit sucks,
better have some spots

>>664382987
Been there, done that. I was always sketched that we'd have to call the fire brigade and they'd bust me.

>inb4 accusations of weed induced paranoia

>>664383204
just read the article. i dont live in upperhutt and never have, which made it so much worse. i literally knew no one.

>>664383406
yeah i went to school with him, mentally unstable wanted to join the army. It was suicide by cop

>>664383127
Lol, oh.

Your name thing does seem familiar, though. You'd have had to have messaged me first though as I don't.

I either get ignored or, in the case of the only person to ever reply back when I've messaged first, eventually say they wish for me to fart on them.

Not my cuppa.

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>>664365669
>get my hair cut
literally just burn it (use a match, not a lighter), wash off detritus in the shower. Job done, anything too long burns off.

>>664383234
I think 33 GT-R's look alright, but the others suffer a bit.
I looked at a C34 Laurel and a Y34 Cima, both nice cars I wouldn't mind some day!
Yeah, price is way up here, although I'm not sure if people are actually buying them for those prices.
Yeah mate, you know it!

>>664371910
yeah i miss your mums ass too but she is in a better place now.

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girl i used to fuck, found this on an old harddrive of mine. akl

>>664383491
Fuckin ay

You got kik? Id message you on grindr but im not actually in tauranga right now

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That enough for me. Night faggots.

>>664379732
looks like queenstown to me

>>664383629
Nice pair. More?

>>664383696
Made me laugh. I'm a horrible person.

>>664383381
You set it up right with proper wiring/heating/cooling and you wont ever have to worry about cops or anyone coming over if you're stealth. I grew in a 2x2m tent for 18 months in my spare room and had zero issues. Only shut down to move for work.
>>664383489
Yep thats what I heard too. Had a death wish and got what he wanted. Chick at work didnt like hearing or seeing that on the news either but he was a tosspot and no real loss.

>>664383522
They're definitely the better looking of all the 33 line, but even still, the 32's and 34's pop out at me more
The Laurels are nice! Those Cima's don't look bad either!
Yeah well that's right, and even then, with a dealer you've got the option of finance.
A fella on one of the GT-R pages on Facebook recently sold his 32 for around 30k, has 54,000 kms on it though!
My first car accident was a foreign driver on Stuart St! Haha man was that shit

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>>664381940
>This every day anywhere in the Hutt.

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>>664383769

yep, found this on another hd lol

>>664383678
Nah I don't.

I don't know much about the, things, aye.

Anyone have Millie Benton pics?

>>664381670
this

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>>664378262

>>664382632
THIS
SO FUCKIN DRY

>>664383825
we're all horrible here

>>664384077
Download it fam, pretty handy
Also I kind of want to see if youre worth a fuck

>>664384208
Lol um...

>>664371910
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeeland
Wat een kanker-dag, jongen.

>>664384268
Doubt it.

I'm GN/Gay Nazi in these threads if that rings any bells.

>>664363185
how much is weed down under

>>664371565
>«too many pizzas»
>What is a refridgerator?

>>664384069
would raw dog/10

>>664384493
$20 for ~2 grams

Newtown here

Any one got noods of Alex Trimmer?

>>664384527
It's in there now. Food for the week after work it seems.

Are semiautomatic hunting rifles legal there?

Also can you bring guns over with you if you emigrate there and meet the requirements or do they have to be bought in-country?

How are American expats generally viewed over there?

Was going to stay here and fight once shit hits the fan but this shithole isn't worth fighting for

>>664384596
that is not bad at all

>>664383917
Yeah, they're still not the best overall.
Laurel's are rad because it's all Silvia underneath, Cima's are just rad because big VIP car. Need one of each!
I can believe that, to be honest. I saw a 5,000km R32 GTS25 Auto up for thirteen!
Haven't had an accident yet, somehow. Was it bad?

>>664384735
google new zealand arms code and you will know all you need to know.
most of the fun stuff is illegal or you need hard to obtain/keep licenses

>>664384735
What're you going to need your guns for?

>>664385403
Eh, just fun at the shooting range or self defense. Only have two (an AR-10 and a glock 21)

>>664385138
When the time comes, I'll look into it more I suppose.
Are they? That's cool as. Yeah those Cima's look like that type of older more luxury kinda Nissan!
5000kms?! Jesus that's low! It'd be immaculate at that mileage
Lucky! Many close calls?
Dad's old Caldina. I had only been on my learners for 3 months, foreign lady ran a stop sign and I smashed into her. Wrote the car off.
My dad was surprisingly calm about it, he used to get a bit aggressive back in the day

>>664385616
Can't really use for self defence ull just go down for murder

>>664385403
>>664385616

Although from what i hear i won't need them, it'll just take a while before I get out of that "constant paranoia" mode that you get from living here a while

>>664385813
All u need is a decent bit of firewood like a manuka branch by your fireplace haha then you will be safe unless you go looking for trouble with the wrong crowds

>>664385705
Oh shit, that sucks

It would give a home invader a good scare though, but it would seem that you guys don't have that problem too often

>>664385986
Even if someone comes in you usually sleep through it haha just don't be a dick

Am I the only one in NZ who watched the new Suicide Squad trailer? Any comics nerds here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmRih_VtVAs

>>664363185
>>664372124
>>664373247
>>664375497
>>664376368

Hey, what's drug situation in NZ? California fag here. Looking at the map and population, it would seem not many would bother to sneak shit in. But you gotta a lot of land for growing, no doubt some good chemists for cooking, etc.

So what's the deal, easy to be a stoner in NZ like here in the states, or is it a hassle?

Signed, Not from the DEA

>>664385652
Yeah, true. Got to have a decent steer of the 32 first!
Yeah man, most Nissan's seem to go together like Lego, it's sweet!
You ever heard of Junction Produce? Look them up, they do the highest-class looking cars I've seen in a minute.
Not really! I've spun a few times up hills, but nothing really.
Fuck, that's wild. The freedom tourists get here scares the shit out of me.
Feel you on that one, too. I ended up leaving home because of my old boy, although we get on good now.

I'd also like to propose that late-night cooking > late-night Maccas. The kitchen was empty for
me to just jam in, and this food is fucking good.

>>664386187
Just look for shoes hanging off power lines don't bring anything in ull get ass fucked

>>664386187
Easy as to be a stoner, all in who you know, some people complain that it's dry but I know mates that can get it within a text
Customs is strict here so it's a bitch to get shit in

>>664369499
are you motivated enough to pull cables in an office building I need another couple of general laborers for a month looking at 50 hours a week.

>>664368204
Same

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv_0sIb0F2A
tis a Lil Boosie thread now niggaz

>>664386838
thoughts on his 2015 release?

>>664386243
Definitely, no plans in the near future to get rid of it, gotta enjoy it first!
So many interchangeable parts which is awesome, and we wreck Jap cars here like they're nothing so it's usually not too hard to find what you're after
Nah I haven't, I'll check them out in a few
That's alright then! Yeah foreigners and elderly people are pretty bad! I've had an old fella run a give way right in front of me, then he turned into the pub.. Wondered if he'd already had a few!
That's good! Better to get along than always arguing and shit. My dad ended up doing an anger management course, did him well, gotta give him credit though, I was quite the shit a few years back!
Yeah man, home cooking is the best kinda food! It's cool what you can whip up with a bit of time!

>>664386873
dont kno bout it, I mostly jam his old stuff. Is it any good?

>>664384596
a tinny is a g bruh

>>664386997
I thought it was p good. His delivery was solid and he goes hard as fuck. The only problem was it's too long for that kind of album, so after like 4 listens in full, I only ever listened to my favorites

>>664387271
YOU MEAN I BEEN GIVIN NIGGAS AN EXTRA GRAM?????

>>664387343
Guess so, you ain't the only cunt that does that though dw, hard m8s hookups are usually 2g/20

>>664387301
bitch u gets noooooooo juice... I'll give it a listen lol

>>664386838
BOOSIE NIGGA

>>664387343
ye tinny is a g, 50 is like 2.5-3

>>664387596
U AINT EVEN GOTTA ASK, ITS THAT BOOSIE BAD AZZ

>>664386949
Yeah mate, get out there with it!
It's good, eh? And there's huge aftermarket now that they're twenty-odd years old, too
Fuck, I'd believe it. People drink and drive here like it ain't no thang!
That was my reasoning, yeah. We don't see each other all the time now, but when we do it's always good, which is sorta better.
I'd best give him credit too, here's real different to England and he's been doing a lot of mellowing out for a long-ass time. Mam leaving just kinda un-did it, I guess

Anyone see some freaky shit from legals, me and the Bros went to the local dairy and got us a pack of k2 all had a couple each next minute fuckin mates on a different planet comas out vomits straight up in the air and lands back on his face in his mouth me and the other Bros freak out and get my mum come bac to the dog eating the vomit out his fuckin mouth he wakes up n starts tripping balls saying he can't and never been the same mother fucker since.

>>664370146
tonight bro probs not

welly reporting in. suffering moderate anxiety over my unemployment issues. i only have cash enough for 4 weeks more rent, not including food.
Thank god for sjs though, I've also been trying to sell some of my shit on vicdeals

>>664387861
Soon enough man, soon enough!
Shit yeah! Even when you can't find stuff, it's so easy to source it from somewhere like Japan!
You hear about over in the US how it's hard to get parts for JDM cars and we're rolling in the parts
It's crazy and it's so bad considering we're not a big country, at all!
Sometime's that's just what's best eh, just kinda do your own thing, keeping thing's chilled

>>664387944
y wud u not just smoke weed? u got niggas in dis thread sellin double size tinnys

>>664388349
Viv street, sorted

>>664384044
In the Hutt? Nah, not really. Not by the mall or anything m8 Only place I imagine this Maori shit would be in like Taita or petone

>>664388349
what u sellin? fellow wgtn, unemployed

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>>664363185
Nelson nudes? I have some on my laptop
pic is my ex from nelson

>>664388507
Thought it was.. healthier? Idk hahaha learnt pretty fuckin quick

>>664384735
Semi Automatic rifles are legal for hunting, you cannot use .22 or shotguns on doc land though.

However, if you have a semi auto, it must not have a pistol grip, a bayonet lug, a flash suppressor, a folding or tellescopic stock, and if it has a detachable mag, it cannot look like it holds more than 10 rounds i think it is.

Stupid i know. but that puts it in the MSSA catagory and youll need a special part added to your license for it.

Importing guns is fine, as long as you do the paperwork. But leave them in America, because youll need your gun license first. So get gun license, then sort out paperwork to bring them over.

Gun license is easy, fill in form, hand it with receipt of payment that was done at post shop, buy gun safe, bolt it to wall, guy will come interview you, check your gun safe, interview someone close to you who isnt related, and someone related. (Though dunno how that will go since you only just got here).

Then you go to a seminar thing where you listen to some fags talk about gun safety for an hour then do a test.

>>664388556
Name?

>>664386344
This may come off as a government troll, but where does most weed seem to come from?

I've no idea what electricity costs in NZ (you got lots of hydro, right?) but it would seem cost effective to either grow in-country in indoor rooms or at remote outdoor plots instead of importing. But maybe you have lots of helicopter or electrical usage monitoring.

Anyway, my weird dream is to import a few tons of wild weed and opium seeds and sow a land such as yours.

>>664388556
First name? (initials?)

>>664388682
Majority outdoor, some indoor. Probably buy indoor in the later months of the year (someone feel free to correct).

No point importing weed to nz, at least in large scale

>>664388682
They just disconnect the thing that clicks over when you use power or glasshouse and shit gotta watch out for possums if u go bush cunts eat that shit haha

>>664388662
emma hay

>>664388695
emma hay

>>664388556
post the set op. not from Nelson but interested

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>>664379242
oh yes

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>>664388846
or "em cobain"

yo guys, i made a post a while back and i'm still sat here struggling with money

i ain't got shit to sell, soon i'll have nothing over my head either.
I'm an immigrant, i need some advice on how to survive as i can't get any gubment money to assist with living costs when work doesn't help at all

any advice?

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>>664388390
Half the reason they chuck V8's in everything lol
I only went to Japan for wheels, I was able to find everything
else I was after in the country! It's pretty sweet.
Haha, that's where it all fell apart, is that I wasn't ready to do my own thing, but it had to happen.
And then I dropped the course I was in, which I was only doing because of his pressure, and I've been sitting here being
fucking useless ever since.
I've got until August, I think, to either sort my shit out or kick the chair.

>>664388999
Get a good blanket

>>664372778
any more op?

>>664389036
sell drugs

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>>664388614
I don't understand. You let the government tell you what guns you can have based on things like a 'bayonet lug' or a 'flash supressor' or a 'folding stock' etc. We have idiots in the US who advocate for things like this, but I was hoping somewhere was free of this lunacy.

Shouldn't murder be illegal and make that punishment more harsh?

>>664389036
Keep them coming

>>664389075
Yeah man "Oh should we LS swap this" "Oh I'll chuck an LS in that"
Would cost a bit to ship wheels over, wouldn't it?
I'm opposite! I can't wait to move out eh, be a poor student living on $175 a week..
What course were you doing? Legit sucks doing nothing, any plans you want to do this year?

>>664389163
shes 16 btw

>>664389614
breh...

>>664389614
u sure bout that?

>>664389725
I dated her for 2 years yes im pretty sure

>>664383518
lol, i made this ages ago. and the day i decide to check 4chan i see it. chur

>>664389788
you 16 as well breh?

>>664389980
no im 18

>>664388513
who da fuk is hiring on vivian??
>>664388541
old shit electronics

So when are you guys gonna move over to aussie and get on the big bucks?

>>664388614
Thanks!

Wonder how hard it will be to find a thumb hole stock for my AR-10

Will the threads have to be machined off the barrel or is it fine as long as i don't have a flash suppressor? (Although now that i think about it, that almost entirely defeats the point of a semiautomatic hunting rifle)

I'd probably just end up selling it before i leave and buying a bolt gun when i get there

>>664363185
Massage parlours. Anyone know any in chch that also do hand jobs i know of two

>>664389518
Yeah, it's adds a couple hundred onto the price, but it's way more to buy the same wheels here, so hey.
Nah, I don't mind moving out, but I was just super unprepared for adult life and had no idea of what I was going to do long-term.
I was doing automotive. Was the go-to thing when I got told I had to be doing something,
but I copped a lot of shit there and was worried about the debt, so I bailed.
No plans, been pretty lost ever since. Like I say, either get my shit together or fucking bury myself.

>>664389256
I know its stupid.

The MSSA laws came about after a mass shooting back in the 90s I think it was. (like these laws would have made any difference)

We dont have a second amendment like you guys. If they really wanted they could ban guns outright.

You can still have any of those things though, it just turns it into a MSSA rifle, and for that youll need an E endorsment added to your license and a better than standard gun safe.

>>664388804
>>664388838
Unless you guys are awash in 14" resin-oozing sticky skunk smelling cola buds, you are in desperate need of serious technical assistance. This kind of bud should cost no more than $200 US at retail and about 25% at wholesale. LSD and MMDA is more tricky, depends on many factors, but should readily available to a free people who ache to be loaded.

In California, we can get most life sustaining drugs easily, except for good opiates (besides pills) which used to come from Nepal through Cambodia and Thailand. War is evil in many ways.

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>>664388349
by the way, am also an american expat of ~2 years. I've been wondering if its been hurting my job prospects.
>>664388999
trips

>>664390523
>life sustaining drugs
Check yourself

200USD will get you an ounce of shitty outdoor which should last you a week. If you smoke any more you're fucking up.

>>664390422
Well if it's cheaper then why not eh!
Ah okay.
Was that at the polytech?
Only reason I'm going into I.T is I'm somewhat knowledgeable on the subject and I know I can't keep putting stuff off, I've gotta do something
Honestly, I enjoy cooking and even detailing cars more than I.T, so I've got no idea how it's gonna go
Ah, no good, I'm sure something will pop up at some point. Sounds like life happened, which fucking sucks in my experience.
>keep it 300
>new thread or nah?

>>664390816
>>new thread or nah?
not unless some cunt dumps some #rare nudes

>>664390217
AR anything parts are expensive here.

Youll laugh when you see the prices of our ar15s.... just a casual 5k or so.

Infact youll shit yourself when you see our prices fullstop. And expect 308 ammo to run out if America talk about gun laws and shit again, because its happened twice so far.

You can have threads on your barrel, my 7mm08 is threaded for a sound suppresor.

But be carefull the barrells not shorter than the minimum permitted length. which..... I cannot remember at the moment.

>>664390816
Yeah, Polytech.
I.T will be alright, get a solid career out of it.
Dunno, mate. Nothing's popped up for a while now,
and I'm not sure I can pull it back from here.
Story for another day, anyway.

We made it 300, for our fallen soldier.
I'd go for a new thread, got nothing better to do!

by the way guys... as the immigrant as mentioned earlier... your fucking Huhu bettle things are fucking gross... like... they're like flying green roaches

>>664390809
Perhaps I was not clear. $200 US will get you an ounce of remarkably potent greenery. Lasts me about 6 months.

What I really want is opium-dipped Thai sticks from my youth. I cannot get them in California anymore.

>>664391295
>>664391295
>>664391295

>>664390947
Mine's 16, will probably be going up to 20 here before long

How hard is it to get a suppressor for a handgun?

>>664391175
Dont you be dissing Huhu bugs brah.

A couple huhu bug bros get me a three sum, when these chicks at a camping ground got all scared by them cuz theyre girls and came running to me for protection.

I literally did nothing to protect them apart from just talk to them for a bit, then back to my tent, if it wasnt for them huhu bros id never have gotten anywhere near them bitches.

>>664390947
Fuck, I'll just get dual citizenship and bring a shitload of AR15s without pistol grips and...

Oh wait, you have to have a license to sell guns there, don't you?