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>That'll be $14.99
>Plus $2.99 delivery charge
>Plus tax
>Plus tip

What do?
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tell him he can eat have half the pizza for half the price :^ )
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>>664299234
not be a poorfag
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>>664299234
here's $20, keep the change
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That's a pretty cheap pizza, here have 200NOK and fuck off. :D
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Tell that fuck to close my pizza box before it gets cold
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>>664299234
"here's $40 america dollars, thanks for the pizza."
*claps*
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>>664299234
see this why boy ? hand me that pizza four free or I'll make you my slave
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>>664299935
Yeah, close the box you're letting all the wifi out.
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$15 bucks will buy you enough groceries to make several days worth of meals if you're not a fat lazy fuck who can't get off his stupid ass to cook.

Stop jerking off to anime and watch a few simple cooking tutorials on youtube. Not that food network shit, use your l33t google skills to actually find a decent video of someone making a decent cheap meal.

Fuck man, do you know how much potato soup I could make for $15 bucks? When I was in college I used to make so much goddamn soup I basically kept my roommates fed. And I was learning a useful skill, that I can use these days to get mad pussy.

Yeah, did I mention that chicks love a guy who can cook? It's basically a free excuse to invite them back to your place, and then you wow their panties off with your miso-glazed salmon and mushroom risotto (both stupid easy to make if you're not retarded).

I save a ton of money, eat like a king, and if you give a shit about diet and nutrition (I don't) you can eat very healthily.

Ordering a pizza in is the food equivalent of hiring a hooker. It's a waste of money that also reflects pathetically on your own lifestyle.
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>>664299234
tip a pizza guy lol
>this aint fine dinin nigger
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>>664299234
Give the man a tip because hes just doing his job, and im not an asshole.
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>>664299901
Dolly dinples had large pizzas for 100 nok tiday

btw kys fag
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>>664300599
How does it feel to have wasted your time typing all that out when nobody is going to change their ways?
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>>664300599
>$15 bucks will buy you enough groceries to make several days worth of meals if you're not a fat lazy fuck who can't get off his stupid ass to cook.

An entire pizza could feed you for 4-5 meals if you aren't a fat fuck
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>>664300936
Dominos 100NOK i believe
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>>664300599
id rather have one pizza than a gallon of fucking potato soup
thats not a meal thats a savoury drink
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>>664300906
>"Hey man give me a tip and pay these other fees"
>"S-s-sure thing boss here's an extra 5"
>"That's all you can give me?"
>"Oh uh here p--please take some more."

That's how beta you sound
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>>664299234

>this thread
>the usual responses

It's a systematic problem, that's all there is to it.
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>>664299234
Tip him. He didn't set the price of the pizza, but he did expel gas and wear and tear of his personal car to bring it to you.

As for restaurants, tip them. They serve you and the "pay check" they get is null and void it's so low, usually, after taxes.

If you don't like to tip, don't use those services. Make your own dinner, serve it to yourself and your family. Problem solved.
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>>664299234
pay this man. no one works delivering pizza because unless they need to. respect that it is a sad sorry job and they deserve to be tipped. (in usa)
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>>664299234
Take it to the other room
pour my bottled semen on the pizza
demand a refund
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who the fuck gets delivery
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>>664299901
Ordered Peppes today. Shit was cash.

Also, since it's Norway, we don't fucking tip unless it's useless change or the waito or in this case, delivery man does an outstanding job when it comes to service. Jeez christ USA, pay your folks decent wages please.
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>>664301232
Uh I'm not that guy, but no giving him a 5 is the norm you cheap fuck.
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>>664301496
A lot of people. Are you literally retarded?
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>>664301556
You misunderstand you fucking moron. The point is that the delivery driver in the OP is demanding the tip rather than hoping you give him one. I will gladly give a driver a tip but if he asks for one he ain't getting shit.
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>>664299869
how generous of you for the 81 cent tip
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>>664301027
im skinny as fuck and a pizza like this would be 1-3 meals. but 3 little meals, not like a whole day meals.
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>>664299234
WTF?? $14.99 for a large 1 topping?? I can get that all day long at pizza hut for $5.99 online. OP overpaid and is a massive faggot!
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>>664301510
Was about to post this.

>Not having prices pre calculated with taxes and shipping
Norway is great.
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>>664301232

>implying this happens

are you such an autistic cunt that you participate in a system contingent on tips (because the actual paid wage is well below minimum) and then just don't tip because you feel entitled to other people waiting on you with no reciprocation or appreciation?
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>>664301010
This is an evening off, just killing time brother.

>>664301027
That sounds like a great way to feel shitty for 4-5 days.

>>664301163
That was one example, man. And it was more about cost than quality. $15 will buy you an armfull of vegtables, legumes and some cheap cuts of meat. It's not rocket science.
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>>664299234
dont order delivery.
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>>664299234
>>664300711
>>664301232

Everytime. Delivery /b/ro here to remind you that my establishment charges up to $5 for delivery based on distance AND you are REQUIRED to tip. If you do not you are called and informed that you are refused any future deliveries.
There are no Pizza Huts, Dominoes, or Papa John's in our delivery range.
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>>664299234
Pay $16.98 - tips are not mandatory.
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>>664301734

Are you really suggesting that OP's post is a conversation that was actually had, verbatim? Delivery drivers don't just fucking ask for tips unless you live in a poor as fuck enough neighborhood where common decency is irrelevant to the process. This is just the typical bait thread to get everyone's jimmies rustled over whether or not tips make sense.
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>>664299234
i got this earlier. Gave a tip to round it to 20$ just because i like the equal number
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>>664302388

>tips are not mandatory

oh boy here we go
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>>664300599
"hey baby, want some potato soup?" said absolutely noone whos ever gotten pussy.

zozzle at your mad pussy skills /b/ro.
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>>664299234
tipping is retarded and should be outlawed
never tipped anybody my whole life, get a real job retard
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>>664299234
>hand over $25
keep the change, you've earned it
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>>664302257
>REQUIRED to tip

What are you gonna do tell your boss I didn't tip you? I fucking know what car you drive hell I'll threaten you on my porch and there ain't a damn thing you'll do.
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>>664302551
they literally aren't
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>>664302551
TIP
To Insure Promptness.
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>>664302654
>earned it

He's a fucking filthy pizza delivery guy. Either he is young and just want some extra cash besides studies or he's a fucking dumbass for not doing well in said studies and this is his legitimate profession.
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>>664302257
You'd get $0.01 every time as a tip.
Furthermore, I'd use my contacts to blackball the owner, manager and staff if I was refused delivery over not tipping.
Then I'd report the owner of the establishment to the state labor board for not paying minimum wage to their tipped employees like they are supposed to, as well as the IRS for underreporting tipped employees wages since they don't keep accurate records for tax purposes.
Get your shithole of a restaurant closed down.
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>>664303090
Snopes that. It's a myth
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>>664299234
I live in Oregon.

No tax biiiiiIIIITTTTTCHCCHHHHHHH

PIC REALTED TRUMP 2016
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>>664300599
>$15 bucks
>fifteen dollars bucks
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>>664302917

no, they aren't, you're right. but, it's a systematic problem. most people whose job entails tipping make less than minimum wage and are only given a paycheck when their overall tips don't add up to at least the minimum wage equivalent of that number of hours worked. So, sure, you don't have to tip, but most delivery drivers don't get anything out of the delivery fee, aren't reimbursed for gas, and their basic wage is dependent on it. I'm not saying it makes sense, but if you're going to participate in a system like this, then play your part instead of acting like you're entitled to service like this at no additional cost to yourself.
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>>664303393
Hey look, you actually found a use for that arts degree!
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>>664303090
Insure is to protect against loss.
Ensure is to make certain something happens.
It's not a tep to you fucking pleb
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>>664303467
and how is any of that the customers problem?
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>>664303467
Literally every pizza place in my area pays for your gas. And you only need a 1$ Tip to make up for what you arent being paid for the delivery.
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>Be me, a couple hours ago
>Feeling hungry
>Order some pizza
>Total comes to $48.71
>Hand driver a 50, ask for a dollar back
>He goes: "Look I know money's tight right now, but guys like me depend on tips to get by."
>Call up the store and talk to his manager
>He tells me this is his third infraction, so he's going to let him go
>Have a hearty lol while eating my pizza
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Tip depends on service. I usually give them a buck if they are nice, or if I do not bother waiting for him to get the change.

There was this one time though, where my pizza arrived one hour later than they told me it would (so two hours after ordering) FUCKING HELL MAN... No "excuse me, busy evening", no little extra thingy for the wait like a can of coke or shit, nothing....

It was painful and rewarding to watch him pick out the change out of his big, fucking wallet. He did the usual trick, taking extra long, hoping you'd just say: "nah its good, keep the change". But not that evening. I didn't even say goodbye...

(A little backstory: I live in Germany, people working in delivery usually get paid better than some other smucks doing useful work, their expenses for fuel and wear on their car get paid on a kilometer basis and they usually are friends with the owner/operator of the pizza joint, at least they know the business, so he knew it took two hours to get that shitty pizza to my place...)
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>>664304071
niiice
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>>664303845

Because that's the nature of the system and if you're not participating, then the decrease in wage (as a result of your non-tipping) adversely affects the overall economic well-being of your area. That's a little extreme to say based on one interaction, but occurring on a larger scale, that's true. You sound like somebody who thinks they shouldn't pay taxes to benefit local education just because you yourself don't have kids.

>>664303866

check'd. and that's great if they do, but I can assure you that not all delivery jobs reimburse gas.
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>>664302014
>because you feel entitled to other people waiting on you with no reciprocation or appreciation?

Do you tip cashiers at retail stores? How about cart wranglers and stockers? The dude in a toll booth on the highway? When you see a semi in back of a store delivering shit to it, do you tip them for bringing shit to a convenient buying location for you? How about the used car salesman who takes you on a test run, he getting a tip?

No. Fuck off. It's your boss' job to pay you for doing your job, not mine.
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>>664299234
>here are 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars have a nice day
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>>664304128
i was a manager at a chicken/ribs fast food place in the early 2000's and a lot of the delivery drivers made more than me (especially on the weekends).
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>>664304071

>pasta this stale
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>>664304071
>Feeling hungry
>Order pizza for $48.71
god how fat are you?
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>>664304071
this fuckin guy right here
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>>664299234
>Here's thirty, keep the change.
God it feels good to not be a eurocuck.
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>>664304552

You're right, your boss should pay you appropriately, but they don't, and that's because it's the nature of the entire system in which you're participating. How hard is it to play your part and just fucking throw a couple extra dollars to the person whose costs are not being adequately compensated for. It's just a big game of hot potato, I know. I don't agree with tips either, but do you really think the solution is to just stiff someone who may have had no other choice for this work and needed a job?
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>>664304945
might not have been the US.
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>>664299234
"wrong house, never ordered anything"
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>>664300599
I don't want fucking potato soup, i'd rather starve. Give me my fucking 15 dollar pizza you fuck. And I'd rather hire a hooker than going to some shitty bar and going ''h-h-hey you like stuff?"
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http://plusje.nl/B3wp1F
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>>664305123
thats still like at least 2 pizzas anon, with a lot of toppings
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>>664303770
I don't even have one but this shit irks me every time I drive by. I cannot comprehend how a team of advertising executives, directing a team of artists and production crew, under the support of an international company, with thousands of sites for distribution could let this slip by.

It's just incomprehensible that not one of the 2,500+ people involved in the chain of advertising said "wait... five dollar buck lunch... is that right?"
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>>664305108
This. If you don't agree with the system, there are other places you can go. Hell, with pizza, you can go to the same place, just go and pick it up yourself.
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>>664300520
This is America!
Slaves can have slaves!
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>>664304634
That sounds horrible. but yeah, you can make tons of money here with food delivery, I did it once, but sucked at it (I do not know how thats possible, but yeah...).

Also, I live in China on and off for business puposes and no tipping there at all. People look at you very strangely if you TRY to tip them. They do not want your money, because they think that their prices are valued fair and a present (in form of money), which a tip basically is, would be seen as a loss of face, because it would lower their social status. Also did I say they value their services correctly (besides those rich people places ofc).
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I just order online and sign the reciept
tip $2 since they drive all of 3 minutes to my house.
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>>664304534
how does that analogy even work? only if the teachers would ask me for extra money money evertime they put work into my children and well I'd tell them the same I tell every derlivery faggot ever: I want my change and if they complain I tell them to fuck off. as if I give two shits about the fragile ecosystem and that the guy will make enough money to get by. I'm ordering a pizza not trying to change the world.
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>>664299234

$24.40

I pay it because I'm not a poorfag.
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>>664303770
>arts degree

You should have basic understanding of where to put the dollar sign and how to interpret it from simply being alive, you anus. Are you even trying?
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>>664299234
DON'T TELL ME YOU FORGOT MY DRINK

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?
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I'd move to a real country where prices are on the menu and employees' salaries are on their contracts so people don't microfinance like their money is an unquantifiably plausible subject that just makes them use a credit card and end up paying thousands and thousands of useless fees over time. I'd still pay the guy but would tell him to keep the pizza because I'd be too angry to eat and sorry for him.
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>>664305108
>your boss should pay you appropriately, but they don't
This right here is the failed logic that allows this shit to continue. No actually they HAVE to pay their workers at LEAST minimum wage legally or they can get sued. They are legally allowed to pay them less then minimum if the tips the workers receive would bring their daily total pay to at least what it would've been with minimum, but if they don't receive enough tips to make up the difference the employer has to cover it. So if the delivery boy isn't getting his full wage from tips or the employer then the delivery boy is a dipshit for not suing the employer for his legally owed wages. Period.
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>>664299234
Fuck you greedy Jew you don't deserve a fucking tip
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>tfw like ~65+ year old pizza delivery guy who works 6 days a week falls and slips walking to my doorstep in the rain
>is just worried he didnt fuck up the pizza even though hes bleeding

I love that guy and I hope they treat him good there, I see him like twice a month since Im a lazy faggot who doesnt feel like going out to buy groceries half the time.
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>>664301510
As an American I completely agree that the way delivery or busboys/girls etc. get paid is atrocious
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>>664299234
toss him a twenty and close the door.
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>>664300599
>consume around 7000 calories a day
>not a fat fuck - 6'1" 235lbs
>age 24
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>>664305108

>How hard is it to play your part and just fucking throw a couple extra dollars

What the fuck "play my part"? It's not my part to play.

>your boss should pay you appropriately, but they don't, and that's because it's the nature of the entire system in which you're participating

No, it's not, it's because the corporate level is a bunch of greedy shitheads who take advantage of cucks who are willing to work without proper compensation. The company CAN afford to pay them properly. It DOESN'T because they know we will agree to tip. If we stop rolling over to their bullshit, they will be forced to actually pay their workforce, restructure their system to eliminate that job, or get fucked. I don't care either way. This country could use less readily-available shitty "food".

I don't think my boss pays me enough either. If you seriously think that's YOUR problem, fuck, I'll be glad to post my paypal.
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>>664299234
"Its not my pizza. The famous hacker 4chin is deliverying me pizzas to ruin my life *sob* *sob*"
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>>664307212
Fuck that. I have some friends who were delivery fags and they would get paid far more then i did at my normal minimum wage job at the time.
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>>664306694
>work as pizza delivery faggot
>take tips
>tell boss i had zero tips
>boss owes me minimum wage
you make more when you're smart and this way it wont matter if someone doesn't tip you
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>>664307290
>235lbs, 6'1"
>not a fat fuck
Pick one
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>>664302395
lol
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>>664306694
>So if the delivery boy isn't getting his full wage from tips or the employer then the delivery boy is a dipshit for not suing the employer for his legally owed wages. Period.

^this

do not convince yourself that you need to tip. you do not. they will get paid either way
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>>664306577
lol!
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Kek at 'Murica, 'muricans and their "tips" common sense.
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>>664300599
>potato soup

Top Kek

Bet you're fighting girls off with a shitty stick once you mention your potato soup prowess.

Faggot.
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>>664307799
are you retarded?
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>>664299234
Pay that man his money.
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>>664308063
>>664306577
samefag
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>>664308232
Nop he is just right
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>>664308232
not him, but 106 kilos is a lot, if you aren't all muscle, which I seriously doubt you are.
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>>664299234
YOU COULD HAVE JUST CHARGED ME $25 FOR A PIZZA YOU CRUSTY FUCK
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>>664299234
Alright so let's see here
($14.99 + $2.99) * 1.08875 = 19.55
Lemme go get your money
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Here's a twenty, please give me five and a penny back.
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>>664308232
Dude what? I'm not the guy you're talking to, but I'm 6'4 and RIPPED because I'm a gym rat, but I'm just a little over 200. If you're 6'1 and almost 240 pounds, you're either more muscly than Arnold was in his top days, or you're fat.
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>>664308471
arms are 17.5 inches and my thigh muscles are pretty massive but other than that i have maybe 10lbs of fat on my gut
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>>664308800
Sounds like a fat fuck to me. Just because the fat hasn't massed around your gut more then your arms and thighs doesn't make you any less fat, Fatty.
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>>664308772
depends on body structure too, you can be ripped but technically still skinny
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>>664309343
regardless if you think im fat or not, fact is, I still eat 7k calories average a day and havent gained weight in 5 years.
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>>664306577
Where's my diet Dr. Kelp???
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>>664299234

20% of the price of the food itself. $3 tip.
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ITT: edgy children and niggers.
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someone send 20 to my paypal. I'll grab a pizza and post pics [email protected]
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>>664309591
>7k calories a day
>fat as fuck
>doesn't gain weight because he is eating more then triple the daily recommended and his fat fuck body has adjusted for the mass of calories he shovels in every day
Every fat person who sticks to a regular diet will eventually reach a medium where their body perfectly reflects the amount of shit they are throwing into it and they will cease to gain. That doesn't make them any less fat and it doesn't make their diet any less shitty. Now if you'd have said you eat 7k a day and continue to LOSE weight every day then that would have been a different story...but you aren't Good job fatty.
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>>664299869
>>664301758
He asked for the tip I'd give him fuck all.
A tip is appreciation for your time and services you aren't entitled to it. If you ask for a tip you should get nothing. Fucking punks.
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what do i do?

obviously, i cum.

im not a robot
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>>664310609
hurry up with my damn croissants
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in ohio you have to make at least regular minimum wage with tips included if you don't the company has to pay the difference
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>>664303285
>No tax

3rd highest income tax in the nation
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>>664300520
why would anyone want that dumb looking nigger for a slave
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I'll just leave this here
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>>664309921
ITT butthurt 'muricans
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>>664304071
stale pasta
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The only tips i give are of the fedora variety.
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>>664310332
how is my diet shitty because i consume x amount of calories? I dont injest junk food if that's what you're implying.
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>>664310332
i guess all those guys at the strong man challenges are fat fucks too
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>>664312673
... Ingest?
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>>664312840
Why should I make myself a target for cum in my soup faggot?
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>>664312673
>eats 7k calories...of fruits and veggies. Yea...sure buddy
>>664312818
>implying this fat fuck is one of those guys and not just a fatty in denial loser.
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>>664312840
>oh you dont tip?
>enjoy spit meal
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>>664312840
>someone was this buttmad about not being tipped at their shitty service job that they went out and made a website to whine about it.
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>>664299234
Tip 4.99$ and give him a condom.
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>>664313259
you forgot the meat and bread food groups faggot
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>>664299234
I learned of a technology of STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles.
and pic of map of embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since of human of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of living.
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Tell that fucker to take that pizza roll it up and shove it up his ass, then give him 20 dollars
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>>664313527
ITT: poorfags
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>>664303123
lol you wont do shit cause you sit on /b/ all day fagboy. i doubt youll fit back out through the basement door of your parents that you scurried down into years ago
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why did you open it
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>>664312380
keks for this funny post

Here are some tits in return
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i am a 6 year delivery driver for pizza places in my area and the big city. i'll address what i can here.
>>664299234
no one says this "plus tip" bullshit, if they do you should call in
>>664300599
i completely agree but i get paid a lot to do this. if some bloke wants to blow 35$ on TWO PIZZAS then let em
>>664301758
keep the change is sadly a regular occurence
>>664302257
you at a local owned shop? ive never been anywhere that's done this. dominos charged an exorbitant $2.00 for everyone and we received $1.1
>>664303866
never been compensated for gas specifically, but i do make minimum wage, tips, delivery charge in this area
>>664304634
>>664305894
i have made more than every GM i've worked for, sometimes double. my current GM makes $12, i'll make $15/hr on a slow day
>>664306694
in your fantasy world, employers participate in this practice, even though it IS written right on the wall. i have pointed it out once in my life and was fired immediately. i was $6 under minimum with tips. not even worth it. so yeah, no.
>>664307664
fraud, no one will believe you, etc.
>>664312219
true
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>>664299234

Make him suck this cuz i'm richer than a sandnigger like Oprah. Feel generous, tip at
the fucking door like the spick you are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poP8LnskdOA
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>>664300520

Or better, I'll do this to you after I make you hand it over..
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>>664303285
trump is a fucking moron. I hope you use one of those to kill yourself when he loses.
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>>664300599

Nice dubs. 15 dollars would get me some better pre cooked food rather than a pizza that can last me a few days, since I go for the dirt cheap deals.

BTW, I forgot:

You got nice dubs.
and
Man does it feel good to be on the winning side.
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>>664299234
>>664299869
>>664304128
>>664306307
>>664307237
>>664312380
>>664312840
Novel Idea: If you must have more money than you charge, consider raising prices to the amount you need.
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>>664299234
Pay the fucking 19 odd dollars
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>>664299234
MODS MODS MODS
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>>664299234
Tip like $2, and enjoy not feeling like a poorfag kike
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>>664299234
WE NEED SOME MOOOOOOOOOODS
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>>664299234

It depends on whether or not the ese vice has been sub par, average, or above average. Only above average service will garner a gratuity.

In the case of a delivery person this would be unlikely, so I'll probably use my card and pay exact money. I can't really imagine buying this sort of food though.
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>>664299234
CP MODS MODS MODS
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>>664299234

Leave him this message:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSNREtboX3s
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HELP MODS HELP HELP
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>>664299234
MODS THEY ARE AT IT AGAIN MODS MODS MODS
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>>664303844
>14.99 plus tep.
Kek
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>>664314958
>t. bernieshill
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>>664314557
>i have pointed it out once in my life and was fired immediately.
And you didn't sue over it? So in other words you are the dipshit I was talking about. Good show cuckboy.
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anyone who asks for a tip doesnt get one, they can fuck right off
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>>664299234
Claim my steamy 'zza and new mask, like ya do.
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>>664299234
I work in the service industry, and no not a delivery person or retail. Im a doorman in a luxury building. Remember to always tip your doorman, otherwise ill remember you and not do shit for you :D
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