whats your type /b?

virgin
pale
pink
good hygiene

Goth girls.

>>664211204
Hygiene for ducking sure.
Had a girl with a pussy like steel wool and bacon grease. Fucking disgusting.

>>664210949
Pear shaped small tits solid bottom thick thighs long toes

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this body shape

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>>664210949

Anything less than 5 limbs would do fine. Pic related, my current gf which Im growing tired of.

>>664211633
Wouldn't say no but wait

>>664210949
Square bottomed and yellow

>>664210949
obviously hygiene.. the stench alone

shaved, or small line
no hair in ass
small lips poking out, don't like massive beef curtains but I don't like none
c tits
small-ish nipples
round ass I can bite a bit
legs not too thick
long hair

A pulse, usually.

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>>664211902
Hair in ass turns me on

>>664211902
any height between 5'6 and 5'11
as long as they're proportionate
gotta be taller than the bitch when shes wearing heels

>>664212037
pretty much.

>>664212071
so gross man

>>664210949
nailed it right there op

>>664211832
wait for what?

>>664212160
such a fag

>>664212351
no fags fuck dudes that have hair in their asses. men are hairy, women are not supposed to be.

>>664212160
I'd eat that hairy snatch in a heartbeat.

Gotta roll with the punches dawg.

>>664212458
>women are not "supposed" to be
>they are naturally hair there
you're a fucking retard

>>664212562
or do better

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Pretty much this

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all about dem phat asses

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Petite, great curves, and nice set of this and ass. Blue eyes preferred. Likes taking control in bed sometimes and takes it in the ass

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>>664212817
Tits*

>>664210949
female
but i make exceptions.

>>664211742
time for an escort bruh.

>>664210949
perfect body, moar

>>664213104
that's so gross dude

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<-- this

Im fine with most really, but my preferred type would be either white/asian, petite, nonsmoker, art student who'll put up with my stupid passion for chemistry

>>664212817
>>664212881

maor of her, who is she?

>>664213286
ok kid

>>664210949
tall and gangly, slightly awkward nerdy guys. fair hair and blue eyes.
mfw actually met the love of my life on tinder
gorgeous, smart, funny, and ticks every box

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>>664212881
>>664213470
This is my last one, no idea

>>664212562
this isn't a 'would you fuck' thread its a 'whats your type' meaning your ideal

>>664212676
they aren't supposed to be. that's our culture. testosterone makes you more hairy

>>664213480
man I'm 27, even when I was in high school girls would have shaved that up a bit

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>>664210949
Hnnnngggg

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>>664213756

>>664213556
danni1 meow is her name

>>664213664
wow what did she look like when she had all the weight?

captcha: pancakes

>>664210949
>tall
>natural blonde
>blue eyes
>fit

>>664213308
>tfw asian, petite, (considered doing art), nonsmoker that has a thing for chemistry people

I'd swipe right on you, anon.

Shorter
Wide hips
High energy

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I love a slim frame and very large breasts

blue eyes
light brown/blonde hair
beard
hairy
taller than 5'5''
normal->fit build
speaks at least 2 languages
PhD/MD/etc.
teaches
humble
great at fucking

>>664214485
dont we all<3

>>664214729
no some guys like fat chicks with hairy assholes

Short
Pale
Blonde
Thin
Asssss

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This basically

>>664213556
Basically this exactly

>>664215077
how the fuck is that even possible? no fat anywhere but on her ass? wtf

>>664215077
thanks mr skeltal

2 dimensional

I don't really have a type anymore. Basically I'll fuck any chick who is clean, friendly and not too fat. I just like women in general.

Handsome, hunky and 7 inch-long down there. Loves to grab me and fuck my arse without warning is a bonus. I'm gay, faggots.

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This.

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would /b/ fuck me?

>>664215680
I'm also down for this. I'm bi, fuckers.

>>664215789
do you do anal

>>664215789
yes

>>664213556

Found like 50pic+ do you want it ?

>>664215160
crazy genes
ass implants
photoshop

also doesn't look that fatty, could be a load of squats then bulimia for months

>>664215789

Would likely gang-rape you while going through a relentless play by play of judgement against you as a person and how you look fat with four cocks in your mouth...

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>>664210949
Medium grey treads
Quantum exchanger overclocked
Cerebral plasma fortifier
Navigational central system
Dual grey metallic bellows

>>664210949
someone who i can hang out with and not ditch whenever i hang out with bros, but feminine when neccesary (events with relatives or public events and such)

body should be medium or slightly chubby, i hate thin girls and obviously fat girls too

breasts should be proportional to body, no big boobs for small girl and no small boobs for big girl

she should know how to take compliments because thats my thing, if she will be like "nah i aint this and that, i dont believe you" we will just end up fighting

she must be someone i can be alone with, who doesn't always need anyone else to hang out, she must be the girl i could just lay in summer grass and watch stars with while holding hands, in complete silence

she must be trustworthy because i know i would never sneak anything behind her back and thats what i want from my girl

someone who have different hobbies than me, but likes same entertainment so we can invite each other to our different worlds from time to time to keep things exciting, but still sit down on evening and enjoy same movie or vidya

she must be someone who lets me be sad when i need to be sad and lets me be happy when i need to be happy

she must have good taste of humor, she shouldnt get offended by anything

>tl;dr
>will never fall in love, must an hero

>>664216060
10/10 Patrician

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>>664214485

>>664212782
nice undercarriage

>>664216240
>2015
>Not having cerebral plasma fortifier

Long dark hair
Pale skin
Petite body
Trust issues

>naked

>>664216407
Wrap it up and SHIP IT!

>>664211633
wow more of that ass please!

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>>664216060

>>664216288
MOAOR

>>664215955
yes please

>>664210949
Shortstack

>>664211204
>virgin
you mean 14 year olds?

>>664216240
this guy has dated some total shitbags, but now he wants the best ever and its like wake up this shit is impossible to find...

as if any of you miserable fuckers can afford to be this picky

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>>664216602

eh, i ain't got no type.
generally, bad bitches is the only thing that i like

>>664213104
hot! I like the unkempt

>>664211562
Same, except for the toes (no foot fetish). Plus I've gotta have a little belly chub, just enough to make them soft a squishy. Short is also preferred. My asexual bestfriend is perfect, except she's asexual =(

>>664216703
what do you think the thread is about? what is the point in having a preference if that preference can't be perfection?

i'm looking for love not just someone to fuck on regular basis and pretend i have feelings for her, i'm fine being alone until my end rather than live in relationship based on lies

>>664216240
you sound like a nice guy™

>>664217122
that makes sense, you do you man

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>>664216995

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>>664210949
this.

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>>664216060
This

>>664217496
SAUCE PLS!

>>664210949
mentally stable girls who don't cut themselves

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This girl

>>664218670
>>664218725
>>664218760
>>664218799
>>664218831
>>664218854
>>664218879

STOP POSTING THIS FUCKING AYYYLMAO
jesus christ she gets fucking flooded in every thread. stupid fuckin alien lookin ass bitch. she's not even fine, she just has a nice selection of sexy clothes. you guys are fucking retarded

>>664211204
>virgin
Why?

>>664218981
lowest standards

>>664210949

Opposite Sex

>>664212327
JUST WAIT

>>664214620
Teaching is for the people who don`t have any ambition themselves. Othwerwise you (almost) described me. I shaved yesterday.

>>664218465
What do those look like?

>>664219203
no one knows for sure

>>664219162
Oh and I have brown eyes. Skipped that, because frankly I think limiting you preference on eye colour is kind of dumb.

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my dream girl

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would destroy

>>664219260
This is exactly something a person with brown eyes would say

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>>664210949
>Milf, especially with an hourglass figure
>Smells nice
>Nearly pale skin

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the dream as far as body goes

>>664219411
Haha. Yeah yeah. They are more greenish-brown though.
But I do see appeal in less common eye colours, I give you that. However, come to Germany and blue is just about everywhere.

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>>664219593
hhnnnnnn

>>664218320
if only I knew anon

>>664219597
Blue eyes are boring, too.
Green/grey eyes are best

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skeltal type

>>664219888
imagine if she actually had a booty. she'd probably be fuckin killin shit

>>664219411
so true, you either dislike your brown eyes or you try to justify them

>>664219928
mmmm. used to think this bitch was so fucking hideous. ever since i saw that video of her sliding down in a chair and exposing her little pussy i've been wanting to fucking destroy that slut with my cock

>>664210949
i like women

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Good ass with fat hamburger pussy.

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>>664220141

>>664220141
Id stick my face in that ass

>>664218879
This is DEFINATLY close to my type!!!

>>664220399
cute now, fat and unhealthy later

>>664216622
even tho not the anon proposed it,
look at this https://imgur.com/a/GNoKa .

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>>664219888
>inb4 would berry

Why do skinny chicks with no ass try to twerk? There's nothing appealing about shaking bones.

>>664220034
Is it true? It is such a restrictive thing to focus on though. Like, do you prefer earlobes lose or attached? Do you have a preferred ratio of nose lenght and width? I mean, cmon guys. How will you ever find smb that meets those standards.

>>664210949
Literally pic related

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>>664220400
Only ya face?

>>664220567
there are 7.4 billion people on this planet. you don't think there would be someone to match the criteria...?

>>664218465
this. never getting with a crazy bitch again

>>664220510
Mild fish meat. Lose weight later. İs not a problem :)

>>664220588
as opposed to figuratively pic related...?
you fucking retards need to stop throwing this word around

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>>664211742

>>664213657
Women have testosterone you virgin. They will have hair on their lip, crotch, ass, arms, back, and more.

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>>664210949
Something like this. Looks like my ex that likes anal sex alot.

>>664220051
is that video still available somewhere?

>>664220873
literally this

http://www.twitch tv/xpegasas

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>>664220399
would utterly destroy/10

>>664220978
definitely, saw it about 500 times yesterday alone

>>664220728
All of the criteria? Also most people don`t really leave their usual and comfortable zone. They move within a certain radius if you look at a map with irregular breakouts for holidays or similar. Limits the possibilities heavily, I think.

Short game of thoughts. You have a list of 10 criteria, 5 of them outer criteria lile looks, occupation and 5 of them inner like character traits. WIll you not form a relationship with a person because he/she has no the preferred eye colour or is 2 feet shorter than what is your type?
Heavily restrictive. And if those things are in fact droppable for other bigger ones. Why being restrictive in the first place? I really don`t get it.

>>664221236
>you can't have a personal preference!

>>664210949
Drunk and desperate

>>664215789
yes!

>>664215999
so true

>>664221206
is that supposed to be a meme or something?

>>664218964
>what are different tastes in women

I agree tho that she appears in like every thread that is about pictures of hot girls

>>664221503
n-no..? it's a pretty popular video right now and is getting passed around a lot. fuck off

>>664218964
yeah I like her clothes I am getting similar ones for my gf to wear lol

there's so many different types of women that get me off I could probably write a book about it. Natural redhead's, Nordic girls, tattooed metal girls, mulatto girls with white looking faces, faces that are very obviously British, small tits, flat chests, skinny girls, toned muscles, a little chub. Pretty much if she looks healthy I can get off.

My current gf basically. I got real fucking lucky.
Slight, pale, ginger, glasses, small lips (mouth), very neat tucked-in labia, very poor self-confidence, slim but little muscle tone. Basically perfect.

>>664221291
Of course you can. But defining them so narrowly on such small outer appearance details is something I truly cannot understand. Actually I find it outragious.
The "best" thing is, when the people with such specific and high standard themselves are underachieving landwhales. The self-entitlement in that is so gross, I can smell it.

>>664221847
Oh and a really petite, cute butt and very nice boobs. Yep, basically my 10/10.

>>664221949
PICTURES.

>>664221827
Also glasses, freckles, and scars that aren't from self harm.

>>664220989
Forgot to photo shop her head out of the window

>>664222020
also 10 toes, a tongue, and elbows that aren't too dry.

>>664210949
What you posted will do very nicely, thank you.

>>664222007
Sorry, nope. Her ex did that to her and she found out and it wrecked her. I don't want to do that to her.

>>664222030
Heh, lol

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i'm fortunate that my gf is my type.

My ideal
Men
Looks: 6'4, thick muscular, beard, long dark hair, green eyes, tan skin, hairy (shaved is disgusting) tattoos, cock piercing

Women
Looks: short, red headed or mixed raced (black and white with big curly hair) little bit chubby, big boobs and ass with thick thighs, short upturned nose, big lips, pierced tongue, completely shaved body.

I basically like extreme feminity in women and extreme masculinity in men.

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My perfect girl. She posts occasionally on /soc/ but once she did like two full request shows in a row and it was awesome. I still keep an eye out just for her.

>>664219411
what would someone who likes their brown eyes say?

>>664219888
>dat twerk so bad the neighbors called the police

>>664218914
MODS

>>664211633
more of this goddess?

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skinny..long legs..nice tits..nice shaped little butt..

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E-type

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skinny but also with a nice pair of tits