POST YOUR SECRETS!

i want to fuck around with my friend, his gf, and my gf but i dunno if hed be into it, tho his gf probably would be.

I poop through the dick hole.

>>664203308
I found a sex tape among the movies of these parents i used to babysit for. After finding it I pretty much watched it every time. Mild stuff for the internet, but back then it was amazing to me.

>>664203452
so get her to suggest it to him. Would your GF like it?

i've killed a bunch of people and buried them in my basement.

Guess other thread is getting too long?
Ill reopost i guess.

I hang out with some ex fuck buddies of mine still.
I do not fuck them nor do i do anything even remotely sexual with them. Theyve always been cool as fuck and we kill any sexual shit between us whenever one of us is in a relationship.

My boyfriend doesnt know ive fucked these guys and thinks theyre just normal friends (i assume). Im afraid to tell him because i dont want to lose my friends (these are friends ive had for YEARS). I dont know if he would care honestly because he trusts me alot but still...

>>664203744
old thread hit bump limit, is dead

I'm a pedophile, thankfully not exclusive.

The thing with being a pedo is... it's like a werewolf curse.
You can easily go out and hunt fresher meat than there will ever be on the market, but the moral aspect, man... it kills you on the inside.

No, I never touched a kid, unless platonic stuff like hugging and ruffling hair counts.

File: 1451719849642.png (529KB, 1015x1527px) Image search: [Google]

529KB, 1015x1527px

>>664203639

Fucking Normies probably deserved it for giving you judgmental looks in public!

>>664203938
why the normie hate. being a normie sounds like a good thing.

I go commando everywhere. Just constantly. Underwear is for suckers. When I get home I just walk around naked. Clothes suck unless you're a fatty.

Not a nudist though. Screw those naked perv freaks.

>>664203602
Working on her, im wilder than she is. Im afraif hed be weird if hes no go, plus im only 95% sure of his gf, even though her n i are tight and shes kinky as fuck.

>>664204029
Eh...not on 4chan it isnt...

>>664204032
I can do that in the summer when its really hot, but otherwise its just too cold.

File: Aaron.jpg (65KB, 809x430px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 809x430px

I have an old one I saved as a greentext

File: 1434316577191.gif (569KB, 640x636px) Image search: [Google]

569KB, 640x636px

>>664203938
Let's put it like that. Looks hurt emotionally. Guns physically.
It was just self-defense in a case of social warfare.

>>664204082

>> im wilder
>>> in before anon is rainbow dash
>>> in before friendship is magic

>>664204114
i wanna be a normie. if i could i would.

>>664203910
>it kills you on the inside
how do you know if youve never done it?..

>>664204234
I'm basically a normie and I'm OK with that

I've been fantasizing about being someone's side chick for about a week and I can't stop thinking about how hot it would be. I had never thought about it before.

>>664204363
so jealous. :'(

Why the fuck did the other thread get pruned???
Hate this fucking site now.

File: Hanwasacuck.jpg (86KB, 600x475px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 600x475px

>>664204234

What is the polar opposite of a Normie then I wonder?

Sometimes, I get so fucking mad at my best friend because she just acts like a total fucking bitch to me sometimes, but we care about each other too much

Like, we have been friends for years, and I love her, but she does do a lot of shit to me. Won't leave her, but she makes me wanna scream at her

I hate 4chan.

>>664204441
once a thread hits 300 posts, additional posts no longer bump it to page 1, its the bump limit.

I used to masturbate together with my sister when we we're 12. No Touching eachother Just laying Next to eachother and stroke and rub the day away

Good times

>>664204373
I had a girl hit on me but I dont want to cheat while in a happy relationship, so I took out the extra horniness from it on my gf. Still, Im disappointed I have scruples...

My new gf has a loose pussy and im going to dumb her due to this reason. Its not that i have a small dick last i measured my girth was 6 inches so its pretty normal but dayum.... I have had plenty of sex dates but have never dealt with such a fucking loose pus.

>>664204441
same reason threads from 10 years ago also did, cause bump limit

>>664204495

Still better than HoN,LoL and Dota 2 communities combined!

*Side not does waffle capture make you hungry as fuck? Blueberry sauce waffles fuck you Googles.

File: download.jpg (6KB, 224x200px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 224x200px

I'm the guy from the last thread
>want to fuck my sister
>want to fuck a horse
first time telling anyone ever

>>664203744
You a guy or girl?

>>664204561
Got it. I'm a new fag

>>664204447
I see it more like a streetlight. All the normal people crowded together in the light all happy. The rest of us looking on in the cold dark.

File: drogasssss.jpg (350KB, 1280x800px) Image search: [Google]

350KB, 1280x800px

>>664203308
i live for drugs
oh yeah and for a girl that doesnt even know that i exist

>>664203308
I've had clinical depression for 11-12 years now, nobody knows save for the doctor.

I got busted for smoking weed 6 months ago, now I have a criminal record.

All I've wanted for the past ten years is to just be like everyone else. It seems like everyone but me knows how to actually interact with other people without coming across as a major autist or a depressed sack of shit.

>>664203564
Me too. Tape was of my aunt and uncle, still fap to it to this day

>>664204721
How's your sister like? Willing to share pics?

>>664204782
hi doug

>>664204820
I might have rubbed myself to the video once, but couldn't really do anything with the kid there.

File: 1453106380178.png (251KB, 394x396px) Image search: [Google]

251KB, 394x396px

>>664204836
she's awesome, kind of chubby and really cute, no pics though sorry

>>664203308
i know my wife is cheating but i don't have the courage to do anything about it.

>>664204373
I've been fantasising about you for rather longer than a week...8o_o8

>664204721
>>want to fuck my sister
everyone wants to fuck their sister(s).

File: 1421092052921.jpg (77KB, 549x720px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 549x720px

I crossdress and take my girlfriend's strap on in my ass.

However I don't need Feminism to enjoy it. Sometimes I like taking a rubber dong in my bunghole.

>>664203308
I've only ever been with women, I am attracted to women, only ever had sex with women, yet when I jack off? I generally fantasize about being fucked in the ass and or sucking a guy off til he cums down my throat. Here's the kicker... I find guys to be repulsive. I hate masculinity, I am NOT attracted to guys, but I have some weird obsession with cock. I'll never act on this, but it's still a secret none the less.

i know my wife is cheating but i don't have the courage to do anything about it

>>664205135
that's what lawyers are for bro.

>>664205135
You said that already

A few days ago I masturbated while wearing my aunt's one piece swimsuit and was caught by my grandfather. I have since moved out.

>>664204347
The thing is, you have daydreams about it.

You start imagining how you lure a kid into an alley and then bribe it for a blowjob. Not rape, rape goes too far even for me. I get fucking frenzy when I hear of someone brutally raping a kid, they're precious to me.

But after the daydream goes away, you actually think about it and get sick by the image that you want to use a cute little thing like a peace of fuckmeat. And you mustn't talk about it, you just have to carry it along with you and constantly remind yourself how wrong it is.

>>664204729
Girl...does it matter?

>>664205267
what did he say? were you kicked out?

>>664205259
i fucked up. didn't see it posted so tried again.

File: 2014-07-06 15.27.06.jpg (52KB, 487x487px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 487x487px

To this day I still fap to my ex's sister

>>664205347
He basically told me to move out or he'll tell. I think he did anyway.

>>664203452
Same, might be able to, it's all I can think about lately. I don't know how to get everyone on board, but I MAY be able to.

>>664205453
so why your aunt's suit, you think she is cute or just wanted to wear it cause its pretty?

>>664205306
I feel you bro me and my gf fantasize about groping a Hot piece of jailbait in a train or bus

>>664204898
Ah, see I just straight up took the video. Didn't want to pass up the opertunity

>>664205306
Kind of remind me of myself, but i never think of "lure a kid into an alley" it's more like deep deep love toward them. I would never touch them but i would gladly slaugther every child molester in the world.

Little girl are so cute, i don't know how someone can think of hurting them :(

>>664205614
Cross dressing makes me the hardest. I don't know why and I don't want to know why for fear of uncovering something about myself that I would rather not know.

>>664205236
i don't know how a lawyer could help me.

I married my wife because she was my best friend in high school, now she doesn't do anything but live off me and spend money. She is extremely insecure and depressed and gaining more weight. I can't divorce her because she would kill herself, I still care about her but we always end up poor no matter how much I work. I've been deployed twice and she blows all my money. I imagine just going AWOL next time I deploy to the Middle East to start over. Also her family loves me and her friends love me so I hide all my feelings, if I told her then our lives would be ruined. I escape to /b/ to realize my life isn't so bad but it hurts

>>664205699
Same for my wife and me. Or taking home a little pet we could keep.

>>664204373
I'll fuck you on the side. GF can't keep up with me.
Eight inches
Where do you live slut

Me and my ex-boyfriend used to fantasize about fucking my sister and now I can't get off on anything else.

>>664205750
protect your assets, and file for divorce you retard.

i kept a long term relationship, graduated college, got a good job, and worked out all the time.....all while hiding a pill addiction for 3 years...from literally everyone in my life. probably my biggest secret. not something i'd ever recommend. been clean for over a yr now fyi...still no one knows.

Now that I'm feeling kinda good about myself I notice these threads can be kind of a downer :/

>>664205799
Take over the finances

I'm addicted to impregnating women behind my girlsfriends back.

Been with her 3 years. Impregnated at least 9 women in that time.

>>664206058
that sounds good, it must take a lot of strength to deal with an addiction alone. Congratulations :)

>>664205937
Clearwater, FL

>>664206228
are you black because you sound pretty nigger

Are you black?

>>664206296
Damn. Denver. Too bad.
Find a man to fuck.be the slut you want to be.

I occasionally think about hooking up with one of my boyfriend's best friends since middle school. During my bf's birthday dinner I couldn't stop staring and thinking about it the whole time we hung out.

it got a lot harder at the end. and only way i got clean was cutting off friends and i also had to stop drinking to quit hanging with them. honestly, i'm lucky to be here.

>>664206028
california is a community property state. even infidelity would still get a 50/50 split.

>>664206296
not who your talking too, but I plan to go to the beach for the first time this summer, how are the beached in florida.

>>664205799

what this guy says
>>664206135

tell her how you feel or you'll never escape the misery, sit her down and tell her she needs to change her behaviour
sorry to tell you but your life already sounds ruined, it can only get better from here man

if she doesn't want to change and you still care about her, then divorce her while remaining friends so she can't leech off you anymore

>>664206507
Oh, you guys should meet up. That'd be kind of cool. And you're probably the one person I trust here not to hurt her.

>>664204894
sup mane how ya doin

>>664206507
Fuck him. You'll love knowing that the cock inside you belongs to another woman.

>>664206637
but what if i was a horrible person? you never really know.

i've been dating my gf since 2012, cheated on her 5 times and have a second gf since july 2015

>>664206754
this took me a second but then made me lol.

>>664206494
fuck, I was thinking about moving to cali but that kind of puts me off
can you get around that 50/50 rule with a prenup?

>>664206637
Who is he?

>>664206507
Awesome.

>>664205026
... I don't. She's kind 13 dude.

>>664203308
I want to fuck my housemate,
She's not attractive, okay body, butterface, but we get along really well, kinda like a sister i guess.
I think shes asexual, and a kissless virgin.
Everytime she's not home i go into her room and scope it out,
She has no sex toys, looks at no porn, (used logging on the router to see all the sites she accesses, got access to her computer and mail and chat logs)
I'm pretty sure we'll never fuck so i'm scoping some places to stash a hidden cam just to see her naked so i can beat my meat to it.
I could broach the subject with her, i mean if shes just shy with guys and wants to fuck that could be fun for a bit.
But i know from experience nothing good comes from screwing housemates.

>>664204668
Stop trying so hard faggot

File: 1450625473879.png (760KB, 680x954px) Image search: [Google]

760KB, 680x954px

I've never had sex with anyone 18 or over.

>>664206296
Friend, I know you don't care and you've said it before, but it's not a good idea to give out so many details on /b/.

Not everyone here is nice.

>>664206912
she, not he. She's a regular. I'm sure you know her.

My girlfriend has been molested by her grandfather ever since she was 5 but all he would do is play with her clit and tits but recently she found out he has been fucking her younger sister since se was 7 and now I found out he tried to get her to suck him off

>>664203308
crazy bipolarfag from last thread checking in
i'm bored and scared

>>664205911
We almost had one, we we're alone on the train back home when this Hot little arab jailbait came onboard. I could see my gf go crazy for this little arab slut so I went to talk to her so I could distract her while my gf came in from behind and groped her tits. It was so Hot seeing my girl sniffing and kissing this arab slut in the nek, calling her dirty names

Unfortunatley the bitch made a scene so we got off at the first stop

>>664207106
shit. Does she feel guilty about the sister? Or even jealous?

How old is the sister now?

>>664206962
full explanation

>>664206296
i live in tampa, let's do this

>>664206868
not a lawyer, but i think sometimes you can, but not always.

>>664207106
>>664207106
>>664207106
>>664207106
when he gets too feeble to live alone, have him live with you- take advantage of his well, and elder-abuse the shit out of his crippled ass

I love young Girls at the age of 11-15. never touched one but i would

>>664207004
can confirm. got my ass doxxed once

admittedly, i probs deserved it. but still. shit times

>>664207291
With prenuptial, depending on the contents of it, then yes. There's no 50/50 spilt.

>>664207384
how old r u tho?

>>664206228
How do you know they're pregnant?

How do you get them to have a kid with you?

TELL ME YOUR SECRETS, I MUST KNOW THEM

I want to do the same. Go around and knock up women like I don't care.

>>664207085
Oh I see... but I don't think I'm into girls :x

>>664207279
Really?

>>664207499
yep lol give me your snap

>>664207212
wat

>got touched by babbysitters as kid
>they think I don't remember
>I remember everything
>it was hot

>>664207627
But are you married or something?

>>664205439
MOAR. she got it all

I've fallen in love with, and entered into a relationship with a girl underage, we've moved entirely at her pace when it comes up sexual contact and what not. Now she wants sex and the weight of my situation is causing me to not be able to perform. (I can't get hard cause I'm nervous about the consequences.) Everything leading up to sex is fine tho. I've become quite good at cunnilingus because of her.

>>664207702
nope

File: 1508037_10203615494298622_5349250950353092496_n.jpg (33KB, 540x540px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 540x540px

This girl I know has a fiance now think about fucking her every day. I might even be able to pull it off with some luck but I know if I do, I'm going to get her pregnant. Which is what I'm hoping for

Pic related: its her

>>664207479
I make them send me pictures.

lots of women are fucking desperate for babies and their man can't give it to them.

I make them chart their cycles. I make them get thr apartment/house to themselves when they are fertile. I fuck them full of babies and give them an anonymous email so they can ask for more babies.

A few women are onto my second. one just took her third this morning while GF slept in.

>>664207725
She's close to age of consent, but still.

File: 2014-07-08 10.50.21.jpg (95KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 600x600px

>>664207720

>>664207748
Do you understand what side chick means?

>>664207232
Her sister is 17 now and she did tell me at one time she was jealous of her but I think it was because she was a virgin and the fact she is into incest.
But after I got together with her she wasn't jealous anymore and she definitely isn't anymore she said when he pulled down his pants he dick is only like 4 inches long. She literally laughed at him

>>664206371
Nope. Whitest person I know.

Serving the white race with my 8 inch babymaker.

Aside from the color of my skin, ya I sound pretty nigger.

Your ass is jealous.

>>664207851
She looks Dutch.

File: 1453157306860.png (209KB, 422x420px) Image search: [Google]

209KB, 422x420px

>>664207778
Dad is that you?

>>664207760
she's super cute anon, but people can lookup her Facebook with that address.

>>664207857
Can I guess his answer.
>nope

>>664207384
basically every straight guy loves them as well...ive fucked a couple 11-12yos. no regrets.

>>664207857
i have a gf lol

>>664203308

I'm a software engineer for one of the "big 3" mobile phone giants. Recently we noticed suspicious code being added to the firmware that disables features based on certain limits being reached from the accelerometer. Essentially if you knock your phone with an average force you will lose access to your camera/speaker etc. We have reported it but nothing has been done and we are bound by our contracts to not speak about it.

Pretty filthy though I think you can agree.

>>664207851
YES so hot

I have a friend who lives a few towns over, Old housemate, she comes back to town occasionally to catch up with mutal friends and such. I don't really like to catch up with everyone.
Instead she stops by my house on the way and we fuck for a bit before she goes and sees them.
Then she leaves and heads back home.
I also get her to send me nudes. Shes gotten fat and my respect for her has pretty much gone, she's just a fuck thing.
I've started seeing someone here in town though, Don't tell my friend from interstate, Get her to send nudes still.
times she comes back in town "Sorry I'm real busy" or "Im outta town"
At first i thought it was just you know, didn't know if this relationship would work out, so wanted to keep my options open and the nudes flowing.
But now, it's gone too far, i mean what do i do? how do i get out of this?

>>664207380
I'm going to pay him a visit in 2 months actually

File: NO9SsEU.jpg (61KB, 816x612px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 816x612px

>>664207923
she is

>>664207778
Hot as fuck but I have a feeling this will bite you in the ass soon

>>664207778
Oh. You do this with stable contact.
That's awesome, man, but might bite your ass one day.
Bitches are dumb and desperate for babies today. Tomorrow it's money.
You might become a child support slave, man.

>>664207760
How old was she when she had her baby, anon?

>>664207931
Not likely, You would still be too young to understand the nuances of power rangers yet if you were.

>>664207778
This is complete horseshit and this anonymous is probably jacking it to his fantasy

>>664207725
>>664207827

how old are you both?
also what else have you two done

>>664207923
>>664208029
what the fuck

>>664208039
Every day I live with that fear man.
But its so hot I cant fucking stop.
GF makes me happy, want to marry her, but I can't stop making babies

>>664208128
unless you know someone that wants my next baby, I don't give a fuck if you believe or not

>>664208168
ever fuck them when they're pregnant?
thats my fantasy

>>664208145
I'm 18 and she's 16.
So far I've fingered her and eaten her out. She's jerked me off (a few times in public), and she's sucked my dick. We tried to have sex once. Things didn't work out because of what I've mentioned before. A.o.C in my state is 18.

>>664207702
I'd be really happy if you got a boyfriend or a partner, friend. Someone to take care of you in person.

But if you're gonna be anyone's side, you're mine.

Me and this one chick hung out a lot, flirty and close type of shit, but I'm a beta faggot and never even asked her out or anything. Then out of nowhere she got a boyfriend and barley talks to me anymore, unless I start the convo, then it's great.

>>664208294
two women love pregnant fucking and so do I. MY FUCKING god they are fucking sluts when they are full of your babies.

>>664207725
Quit porn and you'll be fine. Srsly, it will work.

>>664208335
do you trust her? just dont impregnate her and youll be fine. wtf stop being scared lol

>>664208335
There are only a tiny number of US states with an age of consent of 18 AND no 2-year age exception.

>>664208413
Hnnng I wanna breed sluts too

>>664207963
I knew something was up with my note 4. Fucking GPS never works unless I slam the phone down.

File: IMG_20160119_022155.jpg (523KB, 2592x1944px) Image search: [Google]

523KB, 2592x1944px

Whicks

>>664208005
>"Hey I'm in a relationship I'm serious aboht and we cant fuck anymore."
fucking autist.

>>664208413
how do you even meet these women? do they know each other and spread it by word of mouth? Your number written on a bathroom stall of a fertility clinic?

>>664208335
You're probably fine mate.

Might depend on the girl though. If it is a good relationship and she's all lovey dovey, you're probably fine. If she's a skank, you might not wanna risk it, or you could be getting a beatdown as soon as you two have an arguement.

I'll say this though. If she is a nice girl, and you dont fuck her, you'll regret it.

>>664208520
backpage, craigslist, fertility clinics if you have someone to go with you.

Spread your seed you breeding stud.

How are you hung? A pic of my cock generally gets the job done online.

>>664207725
for some reason all I can think is that you're Seth Rogen.

>>664208502
Yep, living in commiefornia
>>664208414
That's not really the problem, it's a combination of "what if we get caught?" And "I don't want to hurt her."
She's a virgin and really tight. Also a virgin.
>>664208444
Check'd, trips speak truth. Yeah I trust her. And my only goal is to not impregnate her and ruin her life and dream of becoming a nurse or something like that.

>>664208335

here in australia you're allowed to fuck anyone as long as they're not more than 2 years younger/older
if you could convince her to come here briefly, or to one of the states like this guy says, you'd be able to without worry
>>664208502

>>664208705
Holy SHIT that is a fucking GLORIOUS idea!
I'm going to put my email all over those womens bathrooms.
So many more babymaking sluts

>>664208888
urg, I'm not sure how I feel about contributing to this. On one hand, your helping women get the children they want, on the other you don't care about helping anyone and are cheating on your gf :/

>>664208354
I just need sex lol I'm on the verge of breaking down over how pathetic I am

>>664208822
Hahaha, I wish. Gees funny and loaded.
>>664208853
I fucking wish. Her mom won't even let her spend the night here, let alone spend a few days with me in fucking AUS.

Her mom, grandpa, grandma absolutely love me tho. Her dad's a racist prick tho. Good thing he's not in the picture
>>664208743
Nah she ain't no slut. I'm with her specifically because she isn't like that. I want no regrets anon.

>>664209103
Never said what I was doing was good, it's fucking hot.

And the women get the babies they want, hubby never knows, and everyone is happy.

My genes are excellent so I'm not worried about hurting anyone but My GF and myself.

WHICH keeps me up at night sometimes.

>>664205799
If you don't have kids yet, divorce before you bring them into it. If she's that close to the edge of killing herself it will get worse with time and then you run the risk of your kid walking in on that shit.

>>664209138
Im not trying to be a dick but if your a female it shouldn't be that hard to have sex

>>664207962
Would you wanna hook up now? I mean literally now

>>664209487
Do her! She needs it

I molested my niece when I was a teenager, she was probably 7-8 and I'm scared that my shitty mistake fucked her up permanently.

>>664208700
Then i don't get the pictures still.
Then i cannot have my cake and eat it too.
Which is what this shit is all about
You faggot cunt

Do you think it's bad I found some of my sister nudes and video should I delete them or should I use it as black mail

>>664209138
You aren't pathetic. You went through something difficult that could have completely broken you.

I guess if you can use that horniness to push you to break some old behaviour patterns then that's a good thing. But just as long as you do it safely.

OK, friend. I'm jealous but you have my blessing. But please be careful. As least talk to someone and see a photo before you agree to meet them.

>>664209622
what do you want from her

File: JadedAsFuck.jpg (41KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 600x450px

>>664209437
I see someone who doesn't know what they are talking about.

>>664209622
Why does the nail gotta be black?
Also... Check'd

>>664209574
what did you do to her?

>>664209224
Whats her dad gotta do with it?

>>664209622
enjoy them yourself or delete, nothing else would be ok.

>>664208251

The future of the white race right here!

>>664209709
I don't know I have thought of using it so she would have with my friends

>>664209622
post'em. That's what you should do.

>>664209893
Damn right.

>>664209911
try that one again. "Have sex with my friends?"
You want to whore her out, blackmail would be a good first step

>>664203910
Why? What is it about children, and how young?

>>664203308
I cheated
My gf is pregnant

>>664209911
you may need to post some here so we can see if its something worth blackmailing with.

File: Tyr-02.jpg (79KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 1024x768px

>>664209893
He IS the future of the white race, how much of your genes have you spread?

So far the only thing I have done with the is to get her to start walking around the house with no top or bra

>>664209873
Well, in this instance, it's mostly to ease you guys into the fact that we're an interracial couple; And that he for some reason doesn't like black people. I can't give less shits about him. It's you guys I'm worried about. He's trying to be more active in her life but that just makes it awkward at the dinner table ( when I'm there)

>>664210226
GF you're with or your side chick?

>>664210302
Girlfriend
Broke it off 3 months ago with the side chick.

>>664209268
youre a shit stain, quit being a faggot and break up with your gf you are do her an injustice and this will destroy her when she finds out. fucking asshole

File: 1234123.png (68KB, 162x175px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 162x175px

>>664210259

Gave away allot of jeans to charity if that counts?

My best friend's girlfriend is the most perfect combination of personality and looks. I am just waiting for them to break up

When I was 11 years old, I molested my sister's friend.

>>664210586
I'll agree that I am an asshole.
But I continue on.

File: tits_or_gtfo_2.gif (825KB, 250x197px) Image search: [Google]

825KB, 250x197px

>>664205313
You should know the drill

i'm gonna be real pissed off if no one's gonna fuck that clearwater girl tbh

>>664204495
Ya

When I was 13 years old, I molested a 24 year old boy who lived down the street.

>>664210802
so will I, MOTHERFUCKER

>>664210802
I'd be a bad idea to meet up with someone from 4chan.

>>664210792
Apparently you dont faggot

>>664204782
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK ME THAT'S ME FROM 2.5 YEARS BACK

>>664210792
She was asked her sex and answered. "Tits or gtfo" doesn't apply

>be me
>be 31
>flew halfway across US to fuck 15 year old
>She loved it. Wishes we could spend more time
>shes great - would probably dump everyone to hang out with her, if not for jail

Also
I have a gf, 3 side chicks, Im decent looking, run 3 businesses and generally do well.

>yet still fucking depressed as shit

Ask me anything
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>664210963
Who gives a fuck. DO HER
Were she here I would have already filled her to dripping

>>664204782
TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF I CRAVE THIS INFO

>>664204202
I don't thing I'm gonna see any answer, but I'll try anyway...
How do you live with it? Do you feel regrets? Or do you enjoy what you did to him with no consequences for you?

I quite honestly would LOVE to be able to do something like that without consequences, but I would have to be to someone who deserves it... It won't ever happen...

>>664204987
fuckin cuck

>>664210792
holy shit you must be new here

>tits or GTFO only applies to girls asking for something
>her telling her gender doesnt enforce it
>you gtfo newfag

>>664204820
dutty cunt

>>664211189
Im not an option anyways, not what she is into.

File: image.jpg (139KB, 1530x1739px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 1530x1739px

>>664210234
Are these good enough

>>664211499
fat

>>664204114
>>664204234
>>664204774

>>>/r9k/

or, just stop alienating yourself from people

>>664211584
You need something that makes it conclusively her.
I would fuck her haaaard

I'm in love with my best friends wife and flirt with her whenever I can.

>>664211530
Look hear m8 you can talk as much shit about my sister you hear me talk as much as you like

>>664211499
>>664211584
>>664211632
you can't really tell who it it so maybe not good for blackmail.
If only blackmail cam guy was here. urg, I can't believe i said that.

I am a femanon who casually hooks up with black guys with big dongs on tinder behind my boyfriends back.
I also like doing drugs with them. My boyfriend doesn't do drugs and doesn't know anything about it. He has a small white dick basically...

>>664205112
Maybe get a chick to finger your ass while she blows you.

>>664211584
it must be pretty sweet to be able to suck your own nipples.

>>664210802
It looks like you can be pissed off now then ^^

>>664205799

You don't have kids so divorce her noe bro. Seriously, life is short! Help her through the divorce via mental health resource, make sure she has the right connections to these to make yourself feel better. If you keep living life this, you will never be happy. It won't make you a bad person, do what is best for you.

File: 1448098752050.jpg (3MB, 4537x3442px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4537x3442px

I've been fucking my cousin and cumming in her since we were 11

>>664203744
Tell him u fucking asshole also, u shouldn't hang out with anyone u did stuff with while in a relationship its disrespectful to the other person

File: synth.jpg (44KB, 599x605px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 599x605px

>>664203308
>I have mastrubated maybe 8 days NOT in my entire life, I am 21 years old now, And i do it on a daily, Maybe 2x a day, I have no idea why, but ever since i was 3 years old. i would hump my matress to "Xena the princess warrior"

>I piss on toilets in public places

>I mastrubate with different things in buildings, A pluche, A photograph, If there is anything besides the usual paper or cleaning system, i fap on it.

>Probably been molested by my father, I wanted to act out a scene we watched in a movie together ( naked) and he had his clothes on, i would continiously hump him, I asked my brother if he ever catched us nakes, But untill this day he says no ( even though i am sure that if it happend, He saw it)

When i was nine I implaed the neighbour's toddler on the railings between our homes, killing him instantly.

Fearing arrest I ran away and hid in the local park.

I was found that evening by my mother & father and brought home, when they said they wanted to talk to me I just knew it would be an accusation... It wasn't, they just told me about the "terrible accident" and made me promise never to climb on the railings.

Score, me.

donald trump is running for president because I gave him information about barack obamas gay sex life and i believe he is being black mailed

I stolen nude pics of my friends GFs. The adrenaline you feel when you are making it is incredible.

>>664211319
She's looking for sex on 4chan but you aren't her type? Need details. You both related to the Hutts?

My sister a bit cubby but she has really big tits so I delete and pictures for a favour I have back up if she stop when all the pics are deleted

File: 1453095088924.jpg (197KB, 1663x2499px) Image search: [Google]

197KB, 1663x2499px

>>664203308
i actually like these videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6-4V3E38Wc

>>664212076
she is straight, i am not.

>>664211953
About the masturbation i don't see where the problem is. I still masturbate daily even with a GF.

Can I show you my little sister giving me a blow job

>>664210649
>giving your shit to the undeserving
And now everyone together
REEEEEFUUUUUGEEEEES
WELCOOOOOOME
TWO THOOUUSAND FIFTEEEN

>>664212038
no score you, bad you.

>>664211952
Its also disrespectful to leave my friends.

Like i said. They are my friends before they were ever fuck buddies.

Ive been with my bf for a little over a year. Ive been friends with my friends for over 8 years. Why should i throw away a good friendship for anyone?
I love my boyfriend and respect him whoch is why i dont do anything sexual with anyone else. My friends also dont disrespect my relationship by hitting on me or acting sexual in the slightest.

>>664212232
go for it

>>664212228
Thanks, But its a disorder.i think about sex every minute

The woman everyone of my friends thinks is my wife is actually my sister. We've been living as husband and wife for 4 years and having sex on and off for 20.

>>664210586
Jelly

>>664212438
You're just a cumdumpster waiting around for the relationship to die like a buzzard so you can jump all over their dicks when it is said and done.

>>664212494

how old are you?

if under 24 or so it's pretty normal.

>>664212343

Meh, it was an accident. Sort of.

Result getting off scot free though.

>>664203308

I Provoke drunken people into fights and kill them

>>664211952
why tell?

not the person you replied to, but I'm a guy who has slept with a number of my close friends on occasion

Why the fuck would I tell my current GF, who I am faithful to? That's just inviting so many arguments and insecurities.

I love her but who I have stuck my dick in before I went out with her is not her business, nor is it my business who she has opened her legs for.

You sound insecure fam

>>664212438
this

>>664209138
Aw :( what's up, why so desperate? I've felt that way before, just want to know why it's so for you. I'd probs fuck you, I'm a bit of a slut.

>>664212660
21 years old, Wasnt kidding when i said i have been doing it since 3 years old, Trying to cut myself off (nofap) untill atleast Saturday, Last time i did that ( out of the 8 days) i did it after 3 days,
>shitfeltgood.jpg
I also get HIGHLY social when i dont mastrubate, Talk alot, and actually with input.

>>664210802

Probably a whale...

>>664212662
the accident, was okay, not getting help was ok if he really was instantly dead. Mostly i just didn't like you saying "score you" at the end. I found it very irritating that you thought like that right after a child died.

>>664212834
she has posted pics, def not a whale

>>664204202
Alpha AF

I love a girl that only exists in my dreams, and am not even able to know if She's real or if she's just a dream character, because of the effects she leave in me for about 5-10 days each time I see Her...

I like to do mushrooms every now and then.

>>664212853

It was fucking hilarious.

>>664211891
If you were here with me right now, friend....

I was borned with 1 testicle

>>664204782
Me too. Can't stop. It ruining my social,material and family life. I'm so selfish its sickening. I'm a little afraid that i can't quit. Been like this for 12 years, on and off.

>>664212949
bad you. very bad.

>>664212853
I have a child. The thought of this happening to mine sickens me. I'd have strung you up and beaten you slowly until death. Then gutted you like a fish and wear your skin as a banana hammock.

>>664212612
Wtf youre a damn child.

My relationship is amazing and theres no end in sight.

But once again. Why would i drop my friends?... and yes friends. Before anything they had always been my friends.

They also have girlfriends that im friends with now.

I dobt need to keep dick around. Even if i wasnt with my boyfriend i can get dick very easily. I dont need to keep it close by.

My boyfriend is everything to me and i adore him but my friends were in the picture first. Im not gonna just abandon the people who were there for me long before he ever was

>>664213061
you replied to the wrong person.

>>664208413
>>664208294
Alot of pregnant woman crave it more than normal, myself and woman I've known anyway. My finance would barley touch me, not for fear of hurting the baby, but repulsion. I was the type of pregnant I'd have to be standing side on to know I was pregnant, so it's not like I gained too much weight. Where were guys like you then, I felt like a fat rejected turd

>>664212612
oh, fuck off

I'm hedging on whether or not you're a fedora chappie or an angsty under-18 y/o.

pull your head out of your ass and get laid

>>664213012
Your a fucking pussy. Just go ahead and kill yourself

>>664212914

nice!

the result is if you talk to real girls you will seem more attractive because they can tell a man in love.

So talk to real chicks and do the things you do with your dream chick with them.

>>664213061

No you wouldn't because you'd have thought it was a "horrible accident".

You'd just have got drunk a lot and then gone to live somewhere else after your wife left you.

>>664213148
I like the idea of having sex with a pregnant woman, a LOT, but when my wife gets pregnant I sort of feel like it might be different? Like, she'll probably smell different and feel different. I hope I'm turned on by it but what if I'm not?

>>664213206
Same femanon here.

My vote is for underage b8

>>664209872
I would have her sit on my lap at first and I would kinda dry hump her subtly so she wouldn't notice. I would purposely walk in on her in the bathroom, and I'd set her up to walk in on me with my dick out. When she was asleep I would rest my cock on her ass and face, and sometimes pull down her pajamas as far as I could without waking her up. She liked to pretend she was a baby so I would "change her diaper" to see her privates. I also dressed her a few times. It was all consensual, but her mental state comes into question now and I hate myself thinking that I could be the reason.

>>664212815

It's fine kid you're thinking too much.

My suggestionis no fap friday and saturday.

Then find some chick you can shoot clue goo all over.

>>664213117
You do realize that if he finds out that you used to sleep with them, regardless of if you still do or not, and kept thay from him it's natural to assume the worst? It's better to tell him and hit a rough patch then for him to find out and istantly cast doubt on every single time you've been with them "just hanging out"

>>664213206
entitled man-child with purity fantasies. Actual age is irrelevant.

>>664207778
Haha, what happens when they're relationships end and hubby demands a DNA test? He shows negatorry. Think she's not going to drag your ass to court to foot the child support?

>>664204643
suggest pelvic floor muscle exercises, It's beneficial for both parties:

She cums harder, and it makes her tighter. (profit!)

you'd benefit from doing some too:

better orgasm & makes you last longer

Just google that shit, it's easy af and helps the sex life out.
or be shallow fam w/e

>>664213206
You are the prime candidate for ovens that I wish were being fired back up. We need another Hitler. Many humans need to be killed. Too much filth.

>>664209872
>>664213381
Sometimes I think my sister knew about it, but she never said anything because it would have pretty much destroyed the entire family. I hope she doesn't know, but I consider the possibility that the cat could come out of the bag at some point. I honestly just hope that I didn't ruin a little girl's life.

File: 1452345121420.jpg (69KB, 540x960px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 540x960px

I got fired from my last job.

Feel such deep shame over it, even though it was in my eyes completely unjust.

>>664213442
Thats the thing though. I cant tell if he would care.
Hes always trusted me. Ive never given hin reason not to. He knows my phones passcode, i know his and i never act secretive if ive ever let him borrow my phone. He knows im in love with him and honestly it feels good to have someone feel so confident about your feelings towards them and im the same way with him. Hes never been jealous and ive even asked him if its possible for him to get jealous. He says he has felt jealousy before but i just dont trigger that in him.

But i mean, he doesnt know this so i dont know if this wohld be the information to trigger it or if he would just brush it off

>>664207725
Do her parents know? Along as she isn't going to go psycho and claim statutory rape to get out of trouble or get money out of you, and her parents aren't going to push to have you charged over think the fact that you were on a relationship and it was consensual would be on your side.

When I was 16 I was seeing a 23 year old, he lied to tell me he was younger because he thought I wouldn't want to go there. It all turned out fine. So atleast you don't have that making you look bad

File: rox.jpg (130KB, 492x538px) Image search: [Google]

130KB, 492x538px

i've fuck my cousin 3 times twice in theshower and once in her bed
>>pic realated thats her

>>664205799
>care
Same situation for me...thinking about leaving

>>664213972
Pinche mamon

>>664203308
i want to fuck a horse..

>>664214039
calmate culero

>>664203308
I humped a sheep when i was 11

>>664207405
Details please? I'm scared to post any nudes for this reason, or the pics hanging around too long. But I love reading up on girls who were doxxed.

We're you legit naive, or did you just not care at the time?

>>664214145
Mamame la verga pues mija

>>664213148
Too bad you didn't know me. Pregnancy is literally the hottest thing ever.

>>664212751
I was raped by two men when I was 14 and I haven't had any sex before or after, it's killing me inside that everyone is having and enjoying sex but me

File: 2.jpg (31KB, 640x475px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 640x475px

I used to dry hump with my little brother I was 8 (he was 4).

>>664213678
why, exactly?

are you this guy?
>>664212612

ok, let's start again.
Please explain to me why she should sever her friendship ties.
I don't wanna criticise, I'm the 'prime candidate' dude but I've been where you are and it's not a good world view to have.

you have the floor. Why is it important that she shares this information, as long as they are in a trusting, mutually respectful loving relationship?

>>664214213
si ofreses pues eres mas culero, culero

>>664213910
Telling him is the only way to keep stupid shit from happening. If he actually loves you he can deal with the fact of your past with them, even if it takes a little time. If he finds out from someone not you, he's going to assume you've been lying to him and keeping it from him because smething is still going on. Or he's just going to think you don't trust him. The dumbest way for a relationship to end is because your afraid of telling the truth of something in the past, trust me I know.

File: 84768243.gif (645KB, 500x300px) Image search: [Google]

645KB, 500x300px

i try to move things with my mind. i figure it might be a skill that you can learn just nobody tries. still haven't moved anything though.

>>664214312
I'm on a shitty droid bear with me. I don't care what the cumdumpster does km talking about Mr fucking venable murdering toddlers then giggling about it. Not a moralfags by far but there are some things I don't suborn.

>>664211159
Why depressed?

File: 0.jpg (20KB, 550x428px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 550x428px

>>664214304

I hear it's common for kids to experiment on each other when they're around 6-7 (dunno about 8) because they don't know what sex is and have likely been exposed to it in some way via TV for example.

>>664214499
Ive suffered from manic depression for years. Not on any medications (was on welbutrin for a while, loved it, lost insurance), besides weed, and other various drugs on occasion.

Youd think Ive got nothing to be depressed about, and youre right. Except yesterday I spent 14 hours in bed for no reason other than fuck everything and everyone. I only got up to go let the dog out.

>shit 2 weeks ago I was balls deep in a 15 year old
>still dont know why Im so fucking unhappy

>>664213801
People are complicated. If you're talking about some light non-coersive play which she joined in with... it's unlikely to have ruined her life. Given her some weird kinks, maybe.

>>664214654
this seems legit, I didn't have siblings but did it with a large doll after watching late night HBO.

>>664214495
oh, okay.
I haven't seen the toddlers post yet.
seeing as we're on /b/ it's probably an edgelord and not genuine

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>664214412
Yea but maybe he doesnt care to even know?
Why would i just randomly throw sone information at him he never cared to know?

Hes never ever asked me about my past. I remember once when i was drunk i cried to him (i dont know how it started...just drunk stuff i guess) and i was telling him that i have a not-so-good reputation (when i was single i was a bit slutty but hey i can do what i want single) and that i was afriad it might get back to him.
I remember him consoling me and saying "i dont give a fuck what others say. Its your past and your future is all i give a fuck about"

>>664214992
sounds like you have permission to keep it a secret from him.

This 12yo girl keeps fucking hitting on me hella hard. "Accidental" Groping, lip biting, etc. My will is slowly breaking. Wat do?

>>664214992
gurl, you good - No need to tell him. If he ever asks, maybe not lie, but since it hasnt come up, dont divulge info for no reason other than 'just because'. Especially if your friends respect your relationship.

>>664214412
Youre a huge faglord dude. No one needs to know every aspect of someones past. Who the fuck cares. Her bf sounds like a great dude and you sound like an underaged purefag

>>664213117
im just gonna say that you are an unloyal bitch who needs to stay away from relationships because youll end up hurting people for your selfish wants

>>664214992
If he doesn't care then it doesn't effect anything. It's all about not keeping things secret and avoiding stupid shit than can damage your relationship. If he doesn't care great, if it takes some time for him to be ok with it so be it. It'd all about being open and not hiding shit

We need a new thread

>>664203744
If I learned one thing about love, then it's that you should only confess things that are happening.

If you cheat on someone, you should tell him. That IS happening. In the relationship.

If you hang out with someone you used to fuck, that's not cheating and it never was. The fact that things are like that does not influence the real, "logical" situation of your relationship. But once you mention it, it does become a problem, because, in the real situation, you just said out loud that those guys are (or used to be) sexual partners, which leaves him with an impression that doesn't fit reality.

I only ask you to have the heart to tell him if you ever do cheat on him. Until then, let it be the way it is: they're your friends and he thinks they're your friends.

>>664215261
being open doesnt mean telling your significant other EVERY LITTLE THING ABOUT YOUR PAST.

Not one bit. Your age is showing.

>>664215223
Maybe... fuck her?

>>664213209
Is acctualy an option at this point. Or man up and get my shit together. I've done it before. But end up using after a year or two. They are just so fun. Get shit together and feel like you can party few times,then shit escalades quickly...

>>664210792
GTFO newfag

I have two penises

>>664215235
Well yea i wouldnt hide it from him if he asked. Im more than okay with telling him any kind of info he wants to know about me. When it comes to the past hes honestly just never asked anything.

He is pretty darn great haha


>>664215253
Wtf? What about anything is unloyal???

>>664215235
You're ab idiot who doesn't understand what an actual relationship is. If she's still good friends and spends time with them, their past is relevant information to the relationship. Keeping shit secret and not being open is the best way to create stupid fuck ups in a relationship. If he actually loves her he wout care but it's a mark of trust between them snd can only be good for them in the future. A relationship is literally built on nothing but trust

>>664203308
I stole my mom's wedding ring and grandmother's engagement ring and pawned it to pay off drug debt when I was 18. Blamed it on my best friend who was a junkie. I'm a piece of fucking shit.

Bump Limit reached
New tread
>>664215589
>>664215589
>>664215589

>>664203308
My twin sister and I started having sex at 12. Still fuck every chance we can. It's been 30 years now. Both of us are married w/kids.

>>664215614
>their past is relevant information to the relationship
nope. Never.

What youre saying is why you arent in a relationship and why you will never have a successful one.

The relationship is about the present, not the past (unless its a direct impact like an STD, a child, crazy ex that calls every night, etc).

Read >>664215322
thats where youll learn something