Jus what the fuck do you think your doing using that flag m8.
What's good, fam?
Word. It's a good show. Stephen Fry's not hosting any more, right?
Haha, yeah mate! Just haven't made any yet.
Nah, still haven't moved the car. Was thinking about doing it now, actually
chch reporting in
not the weather amirite
>but yea nah im good, urself?
I think it was a recent-ish announcement, I'm not up to the latest episodes either
Weather's good for screechies, mate
>yeah, nah, but yeah
Making a pot now, you've convinced me lol
If I moved it I'd be going for a wander, but I dunno
especially the maoris. I have a story of a hambeast maori from retail a while back
>working the cash register in a store
>the embodiment of gluttony herself enters the store
>her son is with her, total bro
>she takes a shitload of clothes
>puts them on the register
>start to add up the total
>she says "wait im gonna do some other shit"
>have to cancel it
>a while later she starts trying the clothes on
>she fucking comes out wearing a piece of clothing she hasnt bought yet
>starts walking around the store
>comes back with some more clothes, she wipes the sweat off her shit-stained forehead with them
>mfw she hasnt paid for them
>mfw i have to touch these
>she decides she doesnt want the other clothes
>before even paying for them, she makes me take the tags off them
>her son apologises profusely for her being a fucking idiot
>just take the tags off figuring she'll pay for the shit
>luckily enough she does
>hambeast waddles out of the store
never saw her again. good fucking riddance
Mt Eden reporting. Who has recommendations for NZ cougar dating sites? Been on OKCupid and Tinder for a few months and haven't had much success with grrls in my age group.
>worked in a video store in South Auckland
>Taniwha walks in with pram
>Clearly a fucking doll in the pram
>think nothing of it, lots of crazy horis in south auckland
>busy as so serve other customers
>she comes to front with 1 dvd
>ask to see in her pram
>WHY BECAUSE I'M MAORI YOU THINK I STOLE SHIT YOU PAKEHA CUNT
>argue with her
>eventually see in the pram
>50 DVDs in pram under blanket
>She starts throwing them at me calling me a racist
>Call cops who did nothing because they don't fucking care down here unless you're speeding
Yes, it's because you're a fucking Maori.
>Auckland thriving colonial outpost
>Tainui Maori growing potatoes, flour, maise and peaches for populace
>hit recession in 1857 following Aussie goldrush
>get all butthurt about the Pakeha for lowered prices
>not knowing how economics works
>threatens to kick the shit out of Auckland
>starts kingitanga movement
>we build the Great South Road through dense bush
>start battering the shit out of their forts on the Waikato River
>kick them off their land and send them into the king country
Muslims are the most rapidly growing religious group in New Zealand with the population increasing six-fold between 1991 and 2006. The majority (77%) of New Zealand Muslims are overseas-born with the largest proportions identifying as Indian (29%) and as members of Middle Eastern groups (21%) such as Arab, Iranian and Iraqi (Ministry of Social Development, 2008).
gg new zealand.
Yeah though that'd be the case, she was getting late by the time the thread ended.
It's quiet as up here so I'd say so!
Gonna rego the car next week so at least I'll have the option to go out and about in it without worrying!
Haha, I'll do it on the way back from the servo then, see if you can!
Hey, cool! Be awesome to finally drive it around freely.
I was stoked just to go and do fucking groceries and shit in mine after cert lol
Yes , every where across the globe they put these people away in corners where you dont notice them.
This is why you think it is all oke , until it is to late.
Cunt I drive a fucking taxi, only time I've ever inside is to shit, piss, eat, root, sleep or leave.
Clearly I'm taking the piss filling in time because I'm bored.
Less fucks, more chill, bro.
Does anyone know a French stripper called Victoria from Auckland?
you guys should bring in more asians instead of these fuckers.
Asians just take the jobs ,Muslims destroy them.
Not providing any details. These are coming in live btw.
Nah, not them. I'm going now, so give us twenty minutes or so.
Yeah, I drove it around a bit with the excuse of "driving it to get work done", which was really me driving it to a mates place to maybe work on it myself or maybe not
No it's just someone who posts in the threads sometimes. I was just thinking "Someone from chch? Maybe it's the only person from the thread that I know lives there." Clearly it wasn't though.
You're like the NZ equivalent of pic related, mate!
Anyway, just got back, my tea is still hot! You hear it?
I'm not that crazy to be a crazy ex-gf.
>wake up at noon on wednesday
>dole not in
>beat missus till she cooks me eggs
>taking too long so beat kids
>rape 7 year old neice
>eggs ready, eat them and smash plate over missus face
>call the cuzzies
>cruise over to winz
>threaten everyone in there
>"Sir your payements go in on Thursdays"
>Call her a racist pakeha bitch, mention how winz is no my land and bash her
>we all get advance payments
>go to piss store
>threaten asians who work there
>cruise to fish n chip shop
>threaten asians there too
>get 40KG of mussels and pipis
>break door on way out
>go home, beat missus again
>get on the piss with cuzzies
>beat missus again
>pass out on front step
Another successful day for a proud people.
Bit different, they're just general temporary plates.
I think anyone can apply for them, the idea was for
needing to move un-roadworthy cars in an emergency,
but drifters just renew them every week to drive
their drift cars around lol
Eleven o'clock, there or there abouts. You seriously didn't hear it?! I had it all lit up sideways and shit
Hardowt g, harrrddowt
Delivery Girl, she was a cute chubby girl with big tits who used to come on everynow and then and take sharpie in pooper requests
That's a mint idea!
Be good to do something like that here, trade plates have heaps of conditions with them but as long as you don't get pulled, it's sweet
I did hear a car go past about that time. I'm right up the top where it's fairly straight
There was a fat one called scar tits that showed up. Then just nearly got raped meeting another /b/tard at 4am.
hey guys, wanna see some nudes I have from christchurch? borderline age...........
Yeah, and there's consequences for misuse here, as opposed to Japan.
There was one guy up north ran them, but most people don't have them, I suppose.
I did the junction from whatever the top road is onto Brockville Rd. You'd know if you'd heard it, surely
Try all four over 3 days. That was fun. (not)
Getting a couple of old mercury fillings replaced tomorrow.
gonna pace myself
you can have 2 more tonight.
Japan's so chill when it comes to stuff like that
When I took my car in for an alarm, he said it already had an alarm in it but it was a Chinese cheap $20 one, figured they don't really need to worry about theft over in Japan
Pretty sure I did mate! Gotta remember, I'm a couple streets off the main road
Nice trips for all 3. GG dentists. I'm glad that the one I see is actually quite gentle, while his predecessor apparently was the polar opposite.
Fucking class right there
They're sorta trying to discourage it now, some tracks won't let you run with those plates now
But yeah, they don't seem to give much of a fuck.
Street drifting was supposed be cracked down on but it still happens everywhere, and regularly.
I actually saw posts about a couple car thefts over there and I was really suprised! I agree, I didn't think it was really a thing over there
Ah, righto. I dunno where you live, fam, that'd be weird.
Oh yeah. Some of their laws are strict such as you can be charged for being a passenger in a car with a driver who has consumed alcohol but I guess that's strict in a good way
Really? I suppose no matter where you are, there's gonna be people who rebel against the law, but crime's pretty small over there
People misuse trade plates here but I doubt you'd get pulled unless you were being stupid. I've seen trade plates in the Pak N Save car park a few times!
Haha yeah would be weird! Couple streets from the main but I can see the main road looking out my back yard, pretty quiet wee area which is good
both FUNNY AS FUCK OMG :")
A bit overkill, but I'm not a fan of drink-driving so I'm not bothered
Haha, really? On anything interesting or just shitboxes?
Yeah, true. Backs onto the forest and shit so it'd be pretty chill, eh?
Sorry for disturbing the peace lol
Zero limit there too
Just your average family import kinda cars usually. There was one on a Jag there during the weekend.
Yep, pretty much. You get a few people giving their cars shit on the straights, which you can normally hear from mine
Disturbing the peace in the best kind of way!
I can get behind that!
Man, I would've thought someone with a Jag would be
good enough to actually rego the thing lol
Fuck, that's a bit dodgy, isn't it? It's basically one lane because of the parked cars
Nah algood bro, cheers anyway chur
Not a bad idea eh! You'd fail miserably trying to do that here though!
You'd think so but apparently not!
Haha yeah probably is a bit! You can fit two cars down but she's a bit of a squeeze. Usually pretty late at night, not too often but often enough
Not even a flat road, is it?
The wharf is pretty good, I like going from Burnside up the motorway to Mosgiel and back again too.
Speed camera vans are out there a fair bit though
Nope, far from flat.
I've never really driven out by the wharf. That stretch on the motorway from like, the Abbotsford turnoff right through to Mosgiel is so nice! Good thing about that is if you know where to look, you can usually see if there's any cops around, or you get those good guys that flash their lights
1 branch, Rebel and Briscoes are right next door to each other
1 branch, they're both in the one building, shared carpark and all that.
I used to drift a bit down there, but it's a bit of an obvious spot and the cop station is pretty close by.
Motorway is nice, eh! Yeah, usually run it once slowly to see if they're there.
I love that people do that here! It's cool when you get a wave back for warning someone as well
Ah yeah, so you won't wanna go down there too often!
It's good, it's so open and visible. Have you done the drive to and/or from Dunedin to Chch? I love them roads from Timaru to Chch
Yeah man! Gotta love getting the return wave eh! Even for little things
I drive from Temuka to Ashburton for work quite a lot, the roads between the 2 are pretty decent for cruising. Think there are some big road works going on atm tho.
Yeah those are about the roads I like, no worries, man!
I guess it could get boring, I just like how they're massively long straights that you can open a car up on
Obviously keeping to the 100 km/h speed limit.. for legal reasons.. er yeah..
>>664214803 here, Ive never had it in anything fast either. But, once I was on a trip to Lincoln for my lv3 eco class. Didn't have my own car back then so I was in my mums 1.3l Hyundai Getz hatch.
On the way back, a mint GT86 burned me on one of the passing lanes. I chased it, had to pass a truck and go into the oncoming lane to do it (traffic was pretty clear but it was still sketchy), was doing about 135 in the wee fucker. Stayed behind the 86 for the entire ride to Winchester, rain picked up to the worst I've ever driven in, still couldnt see with wipers going on fastest setting etc.
It was wet as fuck, and the 86 was being driven by some old dude with a young woman in the passenger seat, so I went hard as fuck in the passing lane straight out of Winchester. Was aquaplaning at 160 in the gayest looking hatchback you'll ever see, but the guy in the 86 bitched out and I got in front.
Chopped a $40k car in my mums hatch. Shit was cash.
Oh yeah I know how that is!
I've done the drive a few times in the old mans 95 Caldina!
Although I did manage to get from Christchurch to Oamaru in 2 hours late at night when I was in a rush, I was bloody flying that night
Never heard of the brand.
Good ones I've heard of are Valentine Ones and Escort Passport's, but you're looking around $1000 brand new
Yifi's torrents were average, audio was way too compressed
Hahaha that's wild, man!
Yeah, last time I did it was two in the morning or there abouts.
Was super chill to just lay back and listen to some jams, even if the car was fucking hopeless.
I drove all the way up there in my car for a pair of tyres once lol
They're good from what I've heard!
Definitely, they were alright for watching on a computer but god was the audio terrible if you played it through a tv
Would have been, those roads get bloody empty late at night.
Must have been good tyres then? I'd hope they were! Haha
I ended up waving at the train and flashing the lights to all the truckers. Didn't get any responses though...
They were pretty solid, actually. A pair of second hand Bridgestone MY01's, lasted for fucking ever until I put them on the rear and delaminated them!
What a let down!
Have you seen the flash of the indicators that truckies do to each other?
Haha that would be the way, but from what I hear, your car isn't driving straight a lot of the time!
Go on mate!
The best thing about maccas at 2am, except that it's maccas at 2am, is everything is cooked fresh since they're not serving many people
Apparently not mate! The three of us haha!
Yeah, I probably need to do mine as well.
I need to do the whole thing really, but it only stays clean about five minutes here, so I don't really bother
Anyway, we made it 300 like the Romans.
G'night, /nzg/, have a good one!