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NZ Bread.
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new zealanders are fucking gross
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Jus what the fuck do you think your doing using that flag m8.
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>>664190161
/thread
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The fuck is this OP
Dunners reporting in though brah
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Lower Hutt checking in.
3 weeks till I get my license back and no more loser cruiser and train to and from work!
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>>664190546
What did you lose it for? Demerits?
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>>664190218
Fuck me, wrong image. Sorry bro, hopped up on pain meds. Got a tooth pulled. Looked fine in the thumbnail
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>>664190859
Can you whistle with the gap?
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nz cancerbanana turds can't loli and coke; NWO
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>>664190978
Nah, wisdom tooth.
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>>664190789
Yeah bro got pinged 6 hours from home by a highway cop and had it suspended on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere. Cunt.
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Dunners reporting.

What's up this evening, lads?
>>664190280
'sup?
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>>664192705
Not much man, chilling with a coffee. And you?
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>>664192994
Chilling, no coffee. Nobody's around, nothing's doing.
Still raining though!
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>>664192705
also dunners
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>>664192705
Watching episodes of QI on youtube.
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>>664193743
Tea for you, ain't it?
I feel ya man, thread is even pretty dead
Any sneaky slides today?
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>>664193880
What's good, fam?
>>664194031
Word. It's a good show. Stephen Fry's not hosting any more, right?
>>664194166
Haha, yeah mate! Just haven't made any yet.
Nah, still haven't moved the car. Was thinking about doing it now, actually
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>>664194454
He's still hosting the one I'm watching.
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chch reporting in
>>664194031
Scott?
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>>664194937
Not Scott.
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>>664194031
Shot dude, haven't seen QI in ages. Gonna watch. Night bros.
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>>664194454
not the weather amirite
>but yea nah im good, urself?
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>>664194454
Thought so, man! Fair enough.
Oh yeah, heading out or just parking her up?
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>>664194988
Nice dubs, even if you're not Scott
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fush and chups faggots
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NZ Ass. Happy tuesday.
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>>664195174
name?
>first that is
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>>664194879
I think it was a recent-ish announcement, I'm not up to the latest episodes either
>>664195102
Weather's good for screechies, mate
>yeah, nah, but yeah
>mate
>>664195117
Making a pot now, you've convinced me lol
If I moved it I'd be going for a wander, but I dunno
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>>664195405
Nope.
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>>664190161
especially the maoris. I have a story of a hambeast maori from retail a while back
>working the cash register in a store
>the embodiment of gluttony herself enters the store
>her son is with her, total bro
>she takes a shitload of clothes
>puts them on the register
>start to add up the total
>she says "wait im gonna do some other shit"
>have to cancel it
>a while later she starts trying the clothes on
>she fucking comes out wearing a piece of clothing she hasnt bought yet
>starts walking around the store
>comes back with some more clothes, she wipes the sweat off her shit-stained forehead with them
>mfw she hasnt paid for them
>mfw i have to touch these
>she decides she doesnt want the other clothes
>before even paying for them, she makes me take the tags off them
>her son apologises profusely for her being a fucking idiot
>poor kid
>just take the tags off figuring she'll pay for the shit
>luckily enough she does
>hambeast waddles out of the store
never saw her again. good fucking riddance
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Pukana? also Auckland alien came to say hello.
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>>664195638
I hate filth like this.
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>>664195546
That arse looks like an arse sitting on another arse.
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>>664195538
Can never say no to a hot drink!
Fair enough, won't be much going on I'd imagine
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>>664195546
city?
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>>664195876
Thanks?
>>664195963
Auckland.
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>>664195638
>Have an overweight mother
>Does that shit
>Never shop with her
>Bought groceries by myself since I was 12.
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chch reportin
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>>664195174
Fist
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>>664196246
My crazy bitch Ex Girlfriend lives there!
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>>664196110
Each bumcheek and thigh looks like a separate arse, so it looks like one arse on top of another one.
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>>664196366
Was her name Emily?
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>>664196408
k.
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>>664195928
Yeah, just like yesterday, raining, night time, weekday.
Will be quiet as, just dunno if it's worth the effort/petrol.
You take yours out today?
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>>664196481
I have a different ex down there called Emily, last name begins with R (sister just got married to help with identification), but she's not the aforementioned crazy one.
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>>664196110
bummer
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>>664196481
Oh fuck yea?!

She got real stinky tits??
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Mt Eden reporting. Who has recommendations for NZ cougar dating sites? Been on OKCupid and Tinder for a few months and haven't had much success with grrls in my age group.
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>>664196750
>NZ cougar dating sites?
NZdating.
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>>664196750
Hornet and Grindr.
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>>664196750
nzpersonals
nzdating
okcupid

there is another nz somethign i cant remember right now
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Anybody with asian gf / missus / wife???
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>>664196507
Yeah always gotta weigh it up eh
Nah man, looked out the window thinking about it earlier but though, nah
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>>664195638
>worked in a video store in South Auckland
>Taniwha walks in with pram
>Clearly a fucking doll in the pram
>think nothing of it, lots of crazy horis in south auckland
>busy as so serve other customers
>she comes to front with 1 dvd
>ask to see in her pram
>WHY BECAUSE I'M MAORI YOU THINK I STOLE SHIT YOU PAKEHA CUNT
>argue with her
>eventually see in the pram
>50 DVDs in pram under blanket
>She starts throwing them at me calling me a racist
>Call cops who did nothing because they don't fucking care down here unless you're speeding

Yes, it's because you're a fucking Maori.
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>>664196750
Go to a pub.
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>>664196907
Isn't Grindr for gays?
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>>664197055
Is 1885 a good place? I prefer those kind of establishments.
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>>664197045
Fucking nigger scum.

Why were the DVD's in their cases at the store? I thought this was in place to avoid niggers?
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>>664197045
Fucking maoris
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>>664197176
1885?
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>>664197237
They had locks on them but I argued this point with my boss several times. He was Indian and just wanted efficiency. Quicker to unlock them than rummage through the drawers.
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>>664197291
You're not from Auckland?
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>>664197291
It's a high class bar in Britomart.
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>>664197176

Go to K road u cougar hunter
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>>664195638
>>664197045

The wharehouse, whare everyone gets a bargain.
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What is that flag anyway? Just curious.

Tasfriend here, *waves enthusiastically from across the water*
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>>664197033
Eh, I'll go chuck fuel in it in a bit, anyway.
At least if I make my mind up at 2am again I'll have the option
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>>664197088
Yeah and you're a guy so...
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>>664197783
it's a cuzzy bro version of the union flag, with some stars and clicks/grunts and bits of shitty food cooked in the ground.

also rugby, because black and short shorts.
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>1850s
>Auckland thriving colonial outpost
>Tainui Maori growing potatoes, flour, maise and peaches for populace
>hit recession in 1857 following Aussie goldrush
>get all butthurt about the Pakeha for lowered prices
>not knowing how economics works
>threatens to kick the shit out of Auckland
>starts kingitanga movement
>we build the Great South Road through dense bush
>start battering the shit out of their forts on the Waikato River
>kick them off their land and send them into the king country
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>>664197694
whareware*
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>>664197977
Fair, mate.
Ended up staying in last night then?
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>>664197634
Where about on K'Road?
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>>664198239
the whole thing
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>>664198211
Yeah, couldn't be moving it that time of night.
If I went for a blat up the main road of Brockville you'd
probably hear the reason why!
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Calendar Girls, Las Vegas and The Mermaid are the only places I can think of.
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Set up a bait station for possums today, those fuckers should bleed to death out of their arseholes.
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>>664198636
You're a DoC worker?
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>>664198180
is that not the house appliance section?

I get confused with the grunts and yogi bear laughs.
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>>664195638
Why does every word in the Maori language sound like something Jabba the Hutt would say? Is it because most Maoris bear resemblance to him?
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Muslims are the most rapidly growing religious group in New Zealand with the population increasing six-fold between 1991 and 2006. The majority (77%) of New Zealand Muslims are overseas-born with the largest proportions identifying as Indian (29%) and as members of Middle Eastern groups (21%) such as Arab, Iranian and Iraqi (Ministry of Social Development, 2008).

gg new zealand.
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>>664198683
Nah just have possums. I considered climbing up the tree during the day and killing them with a hatchet, but this seemed easier.
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>>664198520
Yeah though that'd be the case, she was getting late by the time the thread ended.
It's quiet as up here so I'd say so!
Gonna rego the car next week so at least I'll have the option to go out and about in it without worrying!
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>>664198797
I can confirm this, I see muslims fucking everywhere
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>>664198797
I've still never met one, and I live in auckland.
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>>664198777
>>664198172
>>664197045
>>664195638
>ITT: maori hate thread
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>>664198809
I can see why You're not allowed to have a firearm.
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More? She's a New Zealander
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>>664199137
And now I wish I Was, too.

Yes more, please
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>>664195876
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>>664199250
fuck sake son, leave the house once in a while.
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>>664198881
Haha, I'll do it on the way back from the servo then, see if you can!
Hey, cool! Be awesome to finally drive it around freely.
I was stoked just to go and do fucking groceries and shit in mine after cert lol
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>>664198918
Yes , every where across the globe they put these people away in corners where you dont notice them.
This is why you think it is all oke , until it is to late.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBmoxquUd54
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Beachlands reporting in.

I'm visiting from the states, been here for almost two months now.

#1 I love how 98% of your women are not fatties.

#2 fucking meatpies!!!!
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>>664198918
Yes you have. They're the other dairy owners. If it's not a Sikh it's a Muzzie
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>>664199473
Aren't dairy owners hindu?
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>>664199353
Cunt I drive a fucking taxi, only time I've ever inside is to shit, piss, eat, root, sleep or leave.

Clearly I'm taking the piss filling in time because I'm bored.

Less fucks, more chill, bro.
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>>664199402
What's your usual for gas? The Z down KV road? Yeah go on!
Yeah it would have been! Surely you went out for a sneaky one every now and again?
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Does anyone know a French stripper called Victoria from Auckland?
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>>664196110
issey?
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>>664199353
This. Walking down Queen street today I saw hundreds of almost bare asses. Chicks are wearing either half shorts or yoga pants these days.
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>>664199452
>98% of your women are not fatties.

That definitely not true, it's just that "american fat" is fatter than "medically fat."
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its been a while

hamilton city reporting in

anyone else in the immediate area?
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>>664199576
I agree
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>>664199614

see

>>664199404


It's your taxi mates christmas party.
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>>664199353
Ps, the 'now I wish I Was' was in reference to the fact I'm not a noo zullunder
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>>664199619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmzLGVGZkVQ
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>>664199602
Dotty ones are hindu, turban ones are sikh, rapey ones are muzzie
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Is anyone enjoying this?
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>>664199727
no one else in the waikato?
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>>664200007
YES
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>>664199838
are you the one they call stump grinder?
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>>664200007
name/city?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjid__JWxB8
you guys should bring in more asians instead of these fuckers.
Asians just take the jobs ,Muslims destroy them.
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>>664199452
There's a kiwi pie man in New York, probably the only place in the US where you can get a decent kiwi pie.
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Who is she
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>>664200197
david lee roth
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Not providing any details. These are coming in live btw.
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>>664199614
You drive a taxi... Aren't you a muzzie already?
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>>664200422
dubs confirms aloha snackbar.
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>>664200379
Not live , shortland street is on in the background
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>>664196481
Was the girl Ginger by any chance?
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>>664199617
Nah, not them. I'm going now, so give us twenty minutes or so.
Yeah, I drove it around a bit with the excuse of "driving it to get work done", which was really me driving it to a mates place to maybe work on it myself or maybe not
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IS ANYONE IN THIS THREAD EVEN FROM NEW ZEALAND, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
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>>664200718
Yeah. I don't know her. She's just from chch and used to come to these threads.
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>>664197587
1886 You spud
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>>664201170
Yeah, she still does.
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>>664201156
Yes.
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>>664201281
I was just guessing, figured it was a small world so maybe it was her.
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>>664201370
i don't believe you
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>>664200379
>>664200007
>>664199576
>>664199137
Her name start with M?
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>>664201156
yep.
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>>664201370

i feel sorry for you bro
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Any Asians from New Zealand?
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Anyone else pre-ordered a Rift?
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>>664201764
Asians in New Zealand? I've never heard of something so preposterous.
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>>664201466
here's a live one
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>>664201386
Did you date her? What's your name?
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>>664200850
Sweet mate!
I was surprised, used trade plates from my dad's work, passed a few cops, never got a second look, it was weird.
>maybe, maybe not
I like that haha
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>>664201882

They own ur ass cuz ;) Chinese rules ;)
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>>664201882
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>>664202026
No it's just someone who posts in the threads sometimes. I was just thinking "Someone from chch? Maybe it's the only person from the thread that I know lives there." Clearly it wasn't though.
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>>664202452
who are you fam?
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>>664202627
Just someone from somewhere.
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Damn nz dating sucks, dudes just keep wanting to suck my dick while I can't even message chicks. If I wasn't so cheap I'd go hit up a hooker.
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>>664190032
IM BACK
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>>664200615
kek
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>>664203391
>If I wasn't so cheap I'd go hit up a hooker.

Not sure I get the reasoning, you want more expensive hookers?
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>>664201584
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>>664203583
Same Party?
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>>664203391
nzd is the best i have fucked heaps of bitchs off there
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>>664203562
Fuck m8. He sounds like a cunt
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The one and only Palmyfag reporting.
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>>664203553
I want free hookers that I can pay with banter.
>>664203725
I've had luck with okcupid and even some luck with tinder. I only attract weird people and milfs
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>>664203934
I misread your post, I thought it said "If it wasn't so cheap."
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>>664203583
more?
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Ferrari here
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>>664202939
are you also a ginger by chance?
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>>664204650
Thank god no.
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>>664204730
Hagz?
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>>664204730
Got a problem with gingers cunt?
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>>664204985
Fuck off ya fuckin' ranga.
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>>664204985
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>>664198985
more of this pls
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>>664204878
No it's theguy, and all that happened was someone said they knew a woman in chch and I thought "Ginga lives in chch maybe it's her?" Because I only know like 3 people there.
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>>664202067
>trade plates
You're like the NZ equivalent of pic related, mate!
Anyway, just got back, my tea is still hot! You hear it?
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>>664205598
I'm not that crazy to be a crazy ex-gf.
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Whangarei
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>>664195174
Hey Karra.
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>>664190032
any aussies here?????????????
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>>664205680
>that gif

I'm fucking dying.
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>>664205639
Are they the equivalent in Japan?
Well that's alright then! What time did you pass through?
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>>664205355
>wake up at noon on wednesday
>dole not in
>beat missus till she cooks me eggs
>taking too long so beat kids
>rape 7 year old neice
>eggs ready, eat them and smash plate over missus face
>call the cuzzies
>cruise over to winz
>threaten everyone in there
>"Sir your payements go in on Thursdays"
>Call her a racist pakeha bitch, mention how winz is no my land and bash her
>Cuzzies laugh
>we all get advance payments
>go to piss store
>threaten asians who work there
>steal everything
>cruise to fish n chip shop
>threaten asians there too
>get 40KG of mussels and pipis
>break door on way out
>go home, beat missus again
>get on the piss with cuzzies
>threaten neighbours
>cops come
>threaten cops
>beat missus again
>pass out on front step

Another successful day for a proud people.
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does DG still lurk?
man she made me happy
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>>664206430
is this copypasta?
if not it is about to be
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>>664206486
Damaged girl?
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>>664206623
OC, just wrote it.
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>>664206352
Bit different, they're just general temporary plates.
I think anyone can apply for them, the idea was for
needing to move un-roadworthy cars in an emergency,
but drifters just renew them every week to drive
their drift cars around lol
Eleven o'clock, there or there abouts. You seriously didn't hear it?! I had it all lit up sideways and shit
>>664206430
Hardowt g, harrrddowt
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>>664206682
nah fam
Delivery Girl, she was a cute chubby girl with big tits who used to come on everynow and then and take sharpie in pooper requests
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>>664206785
That's a mint idea!
Be good to do something like that here, trade plates have heaps of conditions with them but as long as you don't get pulled, it's sweet
I did hear a car go past about that time. I'm right up the top where it's fairly straight
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>>664206915
There was a fat one called scar tits that showed up. Then just nearly got raped meeting another /b/tard at 4am.
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hey guys, wanna see some nudes I have from christchurch? borderline age...........
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>>664207061
Bro, are you J?
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>>664207177
are you DIA?
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>>664196110
Would go all Rocco on that ass...
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>>664197045
Maoris are awesome
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>>664207325
no
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>>664207024
Yeah, and there's consequences for misuse here, as opposed to Japan.
There was one guy up north ran them, but most people don't have them, I suppose.
I did the junction from whatever the top road is onto Brockville Rd. You'd know if you'd heard it, surely
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>>664207465
ok post away then
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>>664191193
Try all four over 3 days. That was fun. (not)

Getting a couple of old mercury fillings replaced tomorrow.
Also,
>whangarei reporting
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>>664207700
gonna pace myself
you can have 2 more tonight.
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>>664199727
Hamilton has indoor toilets now?
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>>664207831
enjoy the hairbrush in her 13 y/o pussy
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>>664207796
I had 3 at once a while ago.This one was a stubborn cunt.
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>>664207509
Japan's so chill when it comes to stuff like that
When I took my car in for an alarm, he said it already had an alarm in it but it was a Chinese cheap $20 one, figured they don't really need to worry about theft over in Japan
Pretty sure I did mate! Gotta remember, I'm a couple streets off the main road
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>>664207939
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>>664203583
Damn. I know that blonde from somewhere. Can't place it
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>>664207184
J?
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>>664208000
Nice trips for all 3. GG dentists. I'm glad that the one I see is actually quite gentle, while his predecessor apparently was the polar opposite.
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>>664208062
>wearing socks
Fucking class right there
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>>664208269
kek
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>>664208009
They're sorta trying to discourage it now, some tracks won't let you run with those plates now
But yeah, they don't seem to give much of a fuck.
Street drifting was supposed be cracked down on but it still happens everywhere, and regularly.
I actually saw posts about a couple car thefts over there and I was really suprised! I agree, I didn't think it was really a thing over there
Ah, righto. I dunno where you live, fam, that'd be weird.
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>>664208062
secound
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comfy for trips
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>>664208760
she a retard what can you do
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>>664208986
>pic related
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>>664208545
Oh yeah. Some of their laws are strict such as you can be charged for being a passenger in a car with a driver who has consumed alcohol but I guess that's strict in a good way
Really? I suppose no matter where you are, there's gonna be people who rebel against the law, but crime's pretty small over there
People misuse trade plates here but I doubt you'd get pulled unless you were being stupid. I've seen trade plates in the Pak N Save car park a few times!
Haha yeah would be weird! Couple streets from the main but I can see the main road looking out my back yard, pretty quiet wee area which is good
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both FUNNY AS FUCK OMG :")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6-4V3E38Wc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLaBTAMqaZ4
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>>664209204
Jesus christ it's like she ages as you scroll down. Face of a teenager, stomach of a 3 time mother.
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>>664209396
just my type
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>>664209396
Her toes are soooo ollld
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>>664209155
A bit overkill, but I'm not a fan of drink-driving so I'm not bothered
Haha, really? On anything interesting or just shitboxes?
Yeah, true. Backs onto the forest and shit so it'd be pretty chill, eh?
Sorry for disturbing the peace lol
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>>664207465
Is her name Tatjana? If so top fucking kek
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>>664210392
Zero limit there too
Just your average family import kinda cars usually. There was one on a Jag there during the weekend.
Yep, pretty much. You get a few people giving their cars shit on the straights, which you can normally hear from mine
Disturbing the peace in the best kind of way!
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>>664210773
nah its summer
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>>664210915
it sure is summer in here
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>>664210915
Gutted. You dont have any noods from the Timaru area by chance do you lad?
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>>664211128
nah bro im in burnside at the moment aye
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>>664210880
I can get behind that!
Man, I would've thought someone with a Jag would be
good enough to actually rego the thing lol
Fuck, that's a bit dodgy, isn't it? It's basically one lane because of the parked cars
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>>664211316
>burnside high
>cheese pizza
Rip
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>>664211316
>Burnside

Nah algood bro, cheers anyway chur
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>>664194988
Josh?
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lots of chch guys left tonight it seems...
moving to new brighton in a couple of months, the drives every morning is gonna get so much longer
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>>664211448
Not a bad idea eh! You'd fail miserably trying to do that here though!
You'd think so but apparently not!
Haha yeah probably is a bit! You can fit two cars down but she's a bit of a squeeze. Usually pretty late at night, not too often but often enough
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>>664211916
Linwood here. All the roads out that way are shocking.
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>>664212130
i know, ive worked on them last year
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Long shot here, but anyone else work at briscoes/rebel?
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>>664211964
Not even a flat road, is it?
The wharf is pretty good, I like going from Burnside up the motorway to Mosgiel and back again too.
Speed camera vans are out there a fair bit though
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>>664212425
What, the combo one in Dunners?
I know someone who works there
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>>664212510
just in general mate.
Whats the dunedin one like? Heading down for uni this year, hoping for a transfer. Is it just the 1 branch or are there a few?
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>>664212435
Nope, far from flat.
I've never really driven out by the wharf. That stretch on the motorway from like, the Abbotsford turnoff right through to Mosgiel is so nice! Good thing about that is if you know where to look, you can usually see if there's any cops around, or you get those good guys that flash their lights
>>664212671
1 branch, Rebel and Briscoes are right next door to each other
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>>664212671
1 branch, they're both in the one building, shared carpark and all that.
>>664212850
I used to drift a bit down there, but it's a bit of an obvious spot and the cop station is pretty close by.
Motorway is nice, eh! Yeah, usually run it once slowly to see if they're there.
I love that people do that here! It's cool when you get a wave back for warning someone as well
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>>664214021
nice, who is she?
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>>664213709
Ah yeah, so you won't wanna go down there too often!
It's good, it's so open and visible. Have you done the drive to and/or from Dunedin to Chch? I love them roads from Timaru to Chch
Yeah man! Gotta love getting the return wave eh! Even for little things
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>>664214137
I drive from Temuka to Ashburton for work quite a lot, the roads between the 2 are pretty decent for cruising. Think there are some big road works going on atm tho.

>>664213709
>>664212850
Thanks lads.
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>>664214137
Fuck, here to Chch. I've done it enough times, but never in anything remotely interesting.
Really don't like it to be honest, boring as!
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>>664214803
Yeah those are about the roads I like, no worries, man!
>>664214904
I guess it could get boring, I just like how they're massively long straights that you can open a car up on
Obviously keeping to the 100 km/h speed limit.. for legal reasons.. er yeah..
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>>664214021
love the stink of workout pussy
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>>664214102
No idea
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any more nuds?
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my radar detector keeps going off at the end of every passing lane. Is there some sort of fake radar signal to make people slow down?
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>>664215330
There are many.
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>>664215416
What type of radar?
Spend good money and you won't get false positives, or they'll at least be kept to the bare minimum
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>>664215164
Yeah, they'd be sweet as for that!
I just have always had to drive it to get somewhere
in some lame car, and it's real uninteresting in those circumstances
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>>664215330
https://mega.nz/#F!2IonBZbJ!7KHflwsErCo-w6BnN1xdNg
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>>664214904
>>664214803 here, Ive never had it in anything fast either. But, once I was on a trip to Lincoln for my lv3 eco class. Didn't have my own car back then so I was in my mums 1.3l Hyundai Getz hatch.

On the way back, a mint GT86 burned me on one of the passing lanes. I chased it, had to pass a truck and go into the oncoming lane to do it (traffic was pretty clear but it was still sketchy), was doing about 135 in the wee fucker. Stayed behind the 86 for the entire ride to Winchester, rain picked up to the worst I've ever driven in, still couldnt see with wipers going on fastest setting etc.

It was wet as fuck, and the 86 was being driven by some old dude with a young woman in the passenger seat, so I went hard as fuck in the passing lane straight out of Winchester. Was aquaplaning at 160 in the gayest looking hatchback you'll ever see, but the guy in the 86 bitched out and I got in front.

Chopped a $40k car in my mums hatch. Shit was cash.

Chopped
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>>664215558
It's a Whistler
because everyone speeds up on passing lanes, I am doing about 150 at the end of it.
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>>664215823
ignore 2nd chopped soz
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>>664215823
Chur
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So do any of you people know the guy who ran the yts/yify torrent site?
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>>664215733
Oh yeah I know how that is!
I've done the drive a few times in the old mans 95 Caldina!
Although I did manage to get from Christchurch to Oamaru in 2 hours late at night when I was in a rush, I was bloody flying that night
>>664215896
Never heard of the brand.
Good ones I've heard of are Valentine Ones and Escort Passport's, but you're looking around $1000 brand new
>>664216130
Yifi's torrents were average, audio was way too compressed
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>>664216249
I am thinking of getting an Escort Passport.
I always sit on 130 so well worth it.
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>>664216249
agreed but yify was good back when caps were more restrictive
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>>664215823
Hahaha that's wild, man!
>>664216249
Yeah, last time I did it was two in the morning or there abouts.
Was super chill to just lay back and listen to some jams, even if the car was fucking hopeless.
I drove all the way up there in my car for a pair of tyres once lol
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>>664216677
They're good from what I've heard!
>>664216774
Definitely, they were alright for watching on a computer but god was the audio terrible if you played it through a tv
>>664216823
Would have been, those roads get bloody empty late at night.
Must have been good tyres then? I'd hope they were! Haha
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>>664198894
That's because normal families have 2 to 3 kids while they have a minimum of 4
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>>664217082
I ended up waving at the train and flashing the lights to all the truckers. Didn't get any responses though...
They were pretty solid, actually. A pair of second hand Bridgestone MY01's, lasted for fucking ever until I put them on the rear and delaminated them!
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>>664217834
What a let down!
Have you seen the flash of the indicators that truckies do to each other?
Haha that would be the way, but from what I hear, your car isn't driving straight a lot of the time!
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>>664218159
Yeah, that's what I was doing haha!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmSdTa9kaiQ
So not much music tonight...
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vola???
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Stop pretending that you're crips and bloods you fucking idiots.
"BUT GHEE MUH UNCLE STARTED DA KRUPS IN NHOO ZULUN :L"
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>>664218769
I've sat behind truckies imitating them as they do it, haha. Never get much of a response if you try it though
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>>664220371
Yeah, I got nothing from them. The pain was real.

Ayo, it's two in the morning. Maccas run?
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>>664220521
I feel ya, man!
You almost would eh! Haha
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>>664220799
Car's out, I fully would!
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>>664220371
Holy shit I thought I was the only one!
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>>664221002
Go on mate!
The best thing about maccas at 2am, except that it's maccas at 2am, is everything is cooked fresh since they're not serving many people
>>664221037
Apparently not mate! The three of us haha!
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>>664221315
Place your orders then!
Nah, I'd need someone to come with, I haven't got any cupholders lol
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>>664221749
Haha i almost would if i wasn't in bed.
R32 problems eh! Cup holders inside the centre console were an optional extra back in the day
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Dunners nudes anyone?
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>>664221977
Man, I wish I had some of those options.
Sunroof, monsoons, and that rad air-con unit would be awesome!
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>>664222560
You never know the struggle until you own a car without cup holders!
They had some cool wee optional extras back in the day
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>>664222794
I usually get a hot drink too, so I'm used to fucking
spilling that molten shit all over myself on the way back!
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My gf is visiting nz with her mother, I think she just broke up with me because she misinterpreted one of my texts and thinks i called her chubby.
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>>664223111
Fuck that man! Those drinks are bloody hot, not to mention trying to clean it out of your interior!
>nice trips
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>>664223529
Nah mate, I make sure to only spill it on myself
>czech 'em
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Any Nelson/Richmond girls?
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>>664223924
Easier to clean clothes than car interior
Er, reminds me I've gotta do mine at some point
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gotta say I'm impressed you sheepfuckers are still up, keep up the sheepfucking, sheepfuckers.
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have any of you zealots tracked down missalice yet? where does she live?
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>>664224169
Yeah, I probably need to do mine as well.
I need to do the whole thing really, but it only stays clean about five minutes here, so I don't really bother
>>664224184
Chur, bro.
>>664224245
Nah, bro.
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>>664223321
pic of txt

>>664224245
who is missalice

>>664224184
im always awake till around 6am, fuck the sunrise
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>>664224411
the hottest camwhore the world has ever seen. she's from new zealand. look her up, you'll thank me

missalice_94
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>>664224601
Pretty sure she's IP blocked all of NZ so we can't watch/view her mfc profile
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>>664224399
Yeah man, know how that is.
Be thankful it's not black, regretting buying a black car
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>>664224931
clearly paranoid someone will know her and doesnt want the information getting out.
Also a safe bet that shes in auckland
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>>664224931
somebody chop your fingers off?
http://www.xvideos.com/favorite/5847975/missalice94
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>>664224970
Looks good in black though!
Silver isn't so exciting, wouldn't mind a different colour somewhere down the line
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>>664225563
Anyway, we made it 300 like the Romans.
G'night, /nzg/, have a good one!
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>>664225563
Black is a bitch to keep clean, a real bitch!
I like the silver! Anything but gun metal grey, far too common!
White looks awesome
>keep it 300
Have a good one man!
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>>664224601
>>664224931
>>664225191
she looks nice
ill look into it
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