Hey /b/ how old were you when you first drink alcohol?
11 or 12.
Started drinking heavy at 15, never stopped. That was almost 2 decades ago.
Yeah 17 for me too I got my first hangover haha that was the only high school party I went to that was fun and didn't get shut down by cops. Glad I started kinda early cause I can handle booze and my friends don't fuck with me
16, here's a video of my second time, haha
This time was crazy though, I cross faded really fucking hard and I did so much crazy shit. Jamming out was especially euphoric.
It's me when I was fucking stupid lmao
First time? Young, can't recall how young, but I remember dad giving me a small glass of beer early in life, and having a few sips of champagne on New Years just about every year.
I got stupid drunk once at a cousin's bachelor party when I was 13 and started drinking pretty regularly at 16.
How sad are you? If anything, you should kill yourself. Just run to your kitchen, open your knife cabinet and fucking grab one and cut your stomach open. Then grab another one, and gouge your eyes out, and then right after grab your large intestine and fucking hang yourself from your parent's room ceiling so they know that they're finally free of the cancer they gave birth to so long ago :)
like 1 year old (for real)
my retard sister tought that some liquor on my gums would help me with the tooth pain
just plain stupid and child
If this, like sometime in elementary school. My dad had the idea that we wouldn't go fucking retard with it if we had a sip or something.
If you mean get drunk as fuck, 15. And I have a story-ish.
> sophomore year me
> bro is stoner, his friend is boozer
> smoke weed all the time, so decide to get drunk for once
> don't really know how much I'm supposed to take
> probably weighed like 140 lbs at the time, took somewhere between 6-8 shots of vodka, whiskey, and I think rum
> also smoked some weed
> can't walk straight and shit
> wake up the next day
> on facebook chat
> see long scramble of letters unsent to somebody i haven't spoken to in years
> bro tells me I have to wake up to go to CCD (catholic sunday school shit) and church
> not realize really the difference between hungover and still kinda shitfaced
> think drinking some caffeine (soda, not even coffee) and eating bread should work out fine
> right as we're there i realize i'm going to be sick or some shit
> puke brown liquid out the side of the car in the church parking lot
> luckily nobody is out there
> like a jackass i tell my mom I got drunk instead of just saying i'm sick
> get driven home
> sleep it off
I mean it's not that bad but it really could've been better.
I'll have champagne on New Years but that's really it. Seeing what it did to my uncle and dad really scared me straight.
Bums me out sometimes but luckily I can still have plenty of fun without it. Would like to know what kind of drunk I am though
6 or 7. Someone let me taste beer or wine. Unsurprisingly I didn't like it.
Around 10 grandpa got me drunk on stout. I think I had two.
Around 12 he got me pissed to the gills on cheap whisky. He was a maniac. lol
4, possibly 3.
Russian pride baby
>First taste of beer around 11 or 12
>Started drinking socially around 16-17
>Got piss drunk at a pool party at 20
(downed 10 screwdrivers in like 40 mins..first time i really got drunk)
>21 now and have a glass or two of jack daniels or jim beam fire almost every night
>mfw i haven't been drunk ever since that pool party....guess I have a higher tolerance :(
>12 years old
>At a wedding
>Tables all had wine bottles
>Some tables were empty and some no one drank the wine
>Stole a few bottles with a bunch of the older kids
>Went out to the playground and drank wine
>Had a whole bottle to myself
>Ran around like a crazy motherfucker screaming
>Fall off a tire swing and puke my face off
>Find our car and pass out
>My mom couldnt get me up and made my drunk dad carry me inside.
First taste at 5-6. Dad said it was a soda to make his friends laugh. Funny when i think about it.
Second taste was 13-15. Dad mixed a beer with what was left of a cup of orange soda. I didn't realize it because it tasted like watered down orange soda. Must of been a budlight.
First liquor was at a party at friends house, only 2 shots of hypnotic and vodka. I drank all the bottled water in his house...
18-21 only having a couple shots or a beer (didn't like taste, shots were easier), only when at a friends place or at home wpuld i drink, if at all.
21+: drink maybe 2-4 beers a month. If i go out drinking at a bar or club, maybe 3-4 beers and 2-3 shots, and that'll get me black out drunk.
I told myself people get stupid when they drink heavy after seeing it first hand more than a few times. Things get said and people act like idiots. I swore I'd never be like that. After getting close friends and a keg, i stand to my assumption, and idk when I'll next get stupid drunk.
Also, been blackout drunk once. Stupid on a few occasions.
just like this fag
My grandpa gave me some of his "medicine", which was scotch, when I was really young. I don't remember how young was probably in elementary school. He just let me have a tiny sip, I remember thinking it was the grosses thing Ive ever tasted in my light and I just started coughing. He laughed.
I think society is such fuckin wusses now though, like if someone saw that nowadays they'd think it was child abuse. But I think its fucking hilarious and Im glad he did it because its a funny as shit memory.
>aunt came to visit
>bought some strawberry wine coolers that were on sale
>she didn't like the taste
>no one else wanted them
>i was allowed to
and they tasted like shit, tbh fam
I drank many times before 18 because my father was always making his own alcohol and let me taste it a bit but I got drunk first when I was 18
5 years old
>grandma comes to town for summer
>we go get pizza
>beer comes to the table
>dad doesn't really drink so never seen it before
>see this glass full of this glowing, golden liquid
"OMG WHAT IS THAT?!"
"It's beer, want some?" grandma says
>look to mom and dad bc I know it's not for kids
>they nod and say go ahead
>grandma pours me a small amount
>make a face to reflect that
>grandma laughs her ass off
I think it was Miller or Coors.
Parents were very open about alcohol, gave me sips as far back as the start of middle school, to remove the appeal of the unknown, that kind of thing. And it sort of worked, because I still can't stand the taste of wine or most beer, and I don't drink except at social things anymore.
They did however never expose me to harder alcohols, which meant that I repeatedly grossly underestimated them at my first parties, which resulted in quite a few fond memories, like losing my v-card at a convention party to some hot asian chick who's name I'll never know after a series of everclear shots.
Probably like 2 or 3
>would beg family for beer
>they gave me a sip after it started annoying them
I'm not an alcoholic, believe it or not. I actually don't drink alcohol anymore except for social gatherings and holidays, and even then it's pretty much limited to two glasses.
>Anon @ 15
>Older bro has a party
>Bro leaves house, anon at home alone, half empty goon bag on table
>chug bulk goon, get super pissed.
>Go outside and eat grass
well I had similiar thing with cigarettes, my mother was smoking and let one cig burning in ashtray I took it and inhaled and i thought I'd die caughing my ass off. Never wanted to smoke since.
depends, if you have drug resistant personality and have something to do with your life, sure. If you have too much free time though better don't start taking drugs, even alco.
Got shit faced when I was 11 at my uncles third wedding, someone put alcohol in the fruit punch or whatever and I loved fruit punch. Anyone else have any "accidental-first-drunk" moments?
8, and it was a taste of beer, hated it.
First time drunk was 15 on whiskey.don't remember what kind
> First Drink
Three. Strawberry wine. Parents were hammered and figured "why not?"
> First time drunk
17. Dad was dying of cancer and let me at the liquor cabinet. I accidentally made a Four Horsemen that filled a cup. I was dunking cookies in it. It was a bad idea.
> First hangover
Never. French x German FTW. We handle alcohol well.
i used to go around emptying other peoples glasses as a kid, then one day my dad decided to teach me a lesson. left out a normal drinking glass half full of wiskey, my brain went "oo, apple juice" since it shares a color. i poured the whole thing down my throat without even thinking.
that shit scared me sober for the next 15 years.
good life lessons
>Was helping the poor on a town in the middle of the desert after some natural disaster took place
>Mates drank every night
>Talking about the army with a friend (he was 26) that wanted to go into the army but couldn't because of health
>"Hey, do you know the national army anthem, right? "
>"Shit, no, I don't remember it"
>"You're a fucking disgrace, take a couple of drinks from the wine bottle as punishment (he knew I wasn't into drinking)"
>"Sure, I guess I deserve it"
Never stopped drinking socially and sometimes at home after that
4. It was a shot of Canadian Club. My mother specifically said "don't drink this" when she went to get some diet coke as a mixer. I probably wouldn't have if she didn't say it. Went down smooth as silk.
Never looked back. I'm 28 in a couple of months, still drink very heavily almost every day. Get the shakes when I don't. Already accepted that it's going to kill me.
15 it was wine with grape fruit juice, here in argentina its pretty common and its fucking delicious.
When I was four, as well as smoke. I'm glad I got to try it at a young age, I learned that smoking is fucking retarded and disgusting, so I don't do it.
Alcoholics and drug addicts are the lowest of all. I'm not even on some straight edge bullshit. The mindset is retarded.
first time must have been at 11
first time i drank seriously was at 14 at a nightclub during a 3 day school field trip
i never got drunk, i have a very high tolerance for any substance that inhibits nerve or brain functions (once that i had to do a surgery, the doctor thought he gave me the wrong dosage because of how long it took for it to make me sleep)
but to be honest i never really understood why people drink until i got home from my first day at work... while i dont really care much about alcoholic stuff, that day my body demanded beer
probably first time i got drunk was like 12-13
started smoking weed at age 15, been high ever since(8years and counting)
its a lonely road with shit jobs
but hey atleast i dont take anti depressants or sedatives.
same here, i get called Legolas by my friends. all you gotta do is get enough down at a reasonable pace.
i thought i didn't really get drunk, but after 3 bottles of sparkling wine and half a bottle of wiskey, even i start feeling a bit of a tingling sensation.
sadly this means that s a student, i can afford to get drunk about twice a year.
>You look like a huge faggot
The greatest expert (via experience) on faggotry has spoken.
25, on a regular basis.
Hated it, no point.
I was smoking hash, was more than enough to get wasted with less shitty side effects.
Also, was kinda broke, 10-15$ for a drink in popular bars and clubs, fukdatshit.jpg
I just had enough money for my rent, my internet connection and a bit of hash.
>long long ago
>parents were having a small bonfire in the backyard, some family over. My aunt and uncle I don't remember who else
>I was like 4
>drank a lot of milk but my parents had to get it for me cause clumsy 4yr old me would spill
>emptied my cup and asked my mom to get me some more milk
>she says ask your uncle to do it
>I comply and ask uncle, he pours some of his beer in my cup and says not to tell my parents
>uncle is pretty cool tbh
>I drink it quickly
>I even liked beer as a toddler
>mfw I asked for more after finishing because I liked it
whatever age grade 8 was
My friends all got together for a straight up Get Anon Drunk Party
Needless to say it was awesome till I puked
playing the I've never game
Fuckin' Cody. "I've never not had sex"
Fuck you Cody I've never taken steroids
> smoke all the time
> lets try something new!
> get drunk
those were the days man
Are you me?
When I was 11 or 12 I had a beer with my dad and grandpa. I wanted to be tuff like them so I downed that whole thing in pace with them. As you'd expect, I got pretty fucking tipsy off that one beer. Then when I was about 14 or 15 my sister had a bunch of her friends over when mum was away and they all thought it'd be pretty funny to get the little brother drunk. I don't even remember what it was they gave me, Jameson maybe? I only remember it going down smooth and then nothing else.
This is the first time as an adult that I'm recollecting these memories and it explains a lot about my drinking habits. Holy shit.
Me and a friend went to my home during lunch break to raid my parents liquor cupboard, and went drunk to woodwork. Almost sawed off my fingers and my friend ended up hitting himself with a hammer while trying to put in nails
When I was younger (around 7 or 8) and 8 misbehaved I was made to drink whisky. Trust me at that age you don't want to touch that shit. First time drinking to the point of being unable to move 13.
22, I just never drank, but then I was in a shopping mall one day and this 16yr old asked me if I'd buy her and her friends some whiskey, I said sure if I could drink it with them. I took them to a river and we all got drunk and went skinny dipping. Best fuck I ever had.
>Be me, 15.
>Friend of a friend has free house for the night.
>Some people claim that they are going to steal alcohol. No body follows through.
>Go to buy fags. Get about 3 packs of twenty, and a 10g of baccy. only 4 smokers at party, all gone by end of night.
>We wait around for 1 friend to finish his paper round that he decided to leave until 8pm.
>Finally get to house, everyone allready there.
>10-15 people there.
>Only alcohol there, is a few cans of beer, which are gone within a few minutes, didn't get one.
>End up drinking shit cheap wine. ended getting tipsy at most.
>One guy drinks like 2 bottles and passes out on couch.
>A few guys smash some bottles.
>cops pull up around the corner.
>realize oldest person there is 16.
>Hide alcohol in bush, turn music down.
>cops leave after 20 mins.
>Me and other few non drunk people have to clean up the house, pick up the glass.
>Have to babysit guy I barely know, who passed out earlier.
>He starts throwing up all over the place, I have to hold his head over a bucket.
>he then passes out again.
>friends parents come home early.
>they come in tell us all to leave.
>snook drunk friend out over back garden fence, about 8ft tall.
>other friends brother (early 20's) shows up.
>put drunk guy in his car.
>I go home, smoke all my left over fags on the way home.
Thats gotta be the worst creepshot ever!
Looks like you're peeking out of a cracked open closet door, probably hiding/disguised as golf bag or something even more ridiculous and in the end you dont even really get a shot of her ass and if that's not enough, can't even coordinate your phone to take it correctly.
George Eastman would be rolling over in his grave.
Do the work a favor and stop taking pictures of anything but your pocket lint.
what a bunch of fags.
probably got shitfaced for the first time at 15
people over here in eastern europe don't make that big of a deal about getting drunk every so often.
what a bunch of vaper fags.
My dad would give me cigarettes and alcohol while I was as young as two.
I drank my first entire drink and got drunk on the same day, as a 13- or 14-year-old. I was puking, and very deluded.
first drink was last night
feel I did pretty well considering
well i was around 6 or 7 when dad let me have some beer for the first time, thinking that since the foam tastes very sour, i wouldn't like it, little did he know, about the coming years of punk rock and self destruction.
I was 13 when i've got shitfaced for the first time, half a bottle of absynth, and other liquors, combined with wine, and i've almost killed myself. Kept up with the pace until now. I'm a month away from turning 21, occasional liver pains, digestive system ruined, and kidneys have a hard time cleaning my blood after a good night, so my eyelids are swole as fuck when i'm hungover.
I think i've had all the fun alcohol can give you in a lifetime, and now it only makes me more shut-in and agressive, it's bout time i gave up on it, but it's not easy, the minor withdrawal symptoms, plus the fact that most of my friends are drunks, i'm gonna have to change my whole lifestyle.
Wish me luck, anons.
been there before anon. especially the liver pains, they fucking hurt and a scary as fuck. you can do it, just make your decision and be a man of your word. it's that simple. not everyone may like you, but everyone will respect you-for being a man of your word, that is
If you weren't drunk, you didn't have a "significant amount."
When the whole purpose of a creepshot is to get a pic of something that the model is showing but isnt aware is over exposed, or exposed in a way hat makes it photo worthy to a perv, then wtf else are you going to do with it?
UNLESS people are looking for criticism (constructive or otherwise) they probably shouldn't ever post their photos online.
nope, u's a mark assed beyotch for not learning to b responsybile
13, Kahlúa, played dead rising with a friend for hours. "Infinite salmon." Just about 7-8 years ago.
Bryan, if you're out there... Godspeed. Bum me a cigarette and come visit me at Monmouth, faggot.
TL;DR I'm in college and idk how to deal with my alcoholism.
actually i'm an uni dropout, and i've been out once since new years eve, cause a friend had a birthday, didn't even get wasted like i usually do, but felt like death next day.
I'm not afraid that i can't stop drinking, i'm afraid that i can't find another hobby, and new friends, and will end up miserable and lonely.
I dont remember ;D
Took a shot of tequila or w/e. Started throwing up everywhere. Just the smell of beer, wine, alcohol makes me nauseous. I've attempted to mix it with other drinks to no avail. Just the tiniest drop makes me sick. So even if I wanted to, my body won't let me drink. Not that I care though.
14, First thing I've ever drank was vodka and I really loved it, now I'm 22 and I pretty don't like taste of it and I miss the time I could drink it without drinking juice after it to wash the throat :(
probably age <1
not sure if i've ever been drunk. What defines drunk? ive had that weird walking feeling and knowing that my brain isnt functioning normally but I can still remember it all.
8, yay for ultrasweet alcopops.
By age 13 I could drink whenever/whatever I wanted. I think restricting alcohol entirely until age 18 (or 21 for americucks) is a huge contributor to binge drinking and abusive attitudes towards alcohol.
That's what I do. Drunk people are far more sociable which is great for me because I really need to improve my social skills haha. Next time just start having a chat with people, you'll probably make some friends out of it.
I never drank
And I mean never, not a single drop
drunk fag can't accept people would choose not to ruin their brain. This confuses the drunk fag as his holy elixir, which he requires to get over his crippling social anxiety and to forget about his shit life, is being insulted.
Was 2 year old ....now i am 19 and i think i am alcoholic