Ask an international currency criminal anything.
I earn money by travelling and exchanging currencies that rapidly rise/fall.
I am currently in Venezuela.
I do not own a passport.
I do not exist in any written form.
I use different fake documents in different countries.
I own fourteen fake citizenships.
I own twelve fake passports, all of which have my picture in it.
I have spent two years working for a Mexican cartel.
I am an actual ghost.
I am currently in possesion of over 200.000$ in cash.
Those 200.000$ will become 300.000$ while I am here in Venezuela.
Depends how easy it would be to erase you from all the files you're written in.
Also depends on the starting investment.
Where are ya from? I might be travelling through your country as I travel to at least 50 each year.
I met people like this countless times.
And I ain't afraid to do it because I'm 207 tall, 120kg and trained in guerrilla combat.
I remember you OP! lol nice money collection your aunt gave you.
how can you use fake passports arent they linked to a database with the information of the passport owner? i mean.. when you get in to an airport in customs and they scan the passport what does appear?
I can't. You gotta vanish first.
I travel literally all the time.
I haven't been in my home country in a decade.
I own 12 fake passports.
Got my connections in Mexico.
Hmmm good one
The Bahamas 50$ bill
Looks like a post card
If you wanted to show off being an international currency criminal, why did you select several small-denomination banknotes in the ones you chose to show off?
i.e. you're full of shit and trying to show off your souvenirs from travelling legitimately
I only trade it with non-government organisations. That's very very illegal.
Instead of sitting at my pc, I travel all over the world all the time.
I don't care I am not a millionaire, I'm having a great life
A fake person with my picture in it.
Its a very detailed job
I have to tan myself for different pictures, wear different lenses, fucking glue my ears to my head etc
Proving anything I just said would be the death of me.
Trust me, there are a lot there. I keep the small bills near me at all times so I can eat and other normal shit.
Ehh I've been to Italy a long time ago, but EU is worthless for me since its all Euros.
Euros are awesome to change on black in Venezuela, though.
Having to meet another mexican cartel to change peso into dollars.
Nothing was mine, I was alone, there was 4 of them and none of them spoke english so we communicated in sign language.
>me on foot
>jeep with blinded window drifts in front of me
>carlos x 4 exits the car
>he snaps the bag out of my hand and starts counting
>they count it and start driving away
>yell: "hey hey stop, where are the peso?"
>they explain to me I gotta wait there till they go check it
>if they dont come back, I just gave 500.000$ that doesn't belong to be and Im dead
>they show up half an hour later with the money
All went fine
HEY GUIS I AM ALSO INTERNATIONAL CURRENCY CRIMINAL!
SEE MY MONIES???
RIGHT NOW I AM GETTING MY DICK SUCK FROM WOMEN FROM 5 DIFFERENT COUNTRY
I ALSO HAVE $5 MILLION USD BUT I CANT SHOW YOU
ASK ME ANYTHING
What, did you join the French foreign legion? Cuz that's how you erase everything about you and you can be given a new identity. It's what alot of nazi's did after the war, they took Jewish names or names like so to be able to come to America and go anywhere without anyone catching them for the wsr crimes that were committed.
LOL, I'm actually a dual citizen and travel a couple times per month internationally - 200k is NOTHING for forex, and travelling to use currency changes is a huge waste of time, IMPOSSIBLE to make money unless you are in a warzone or wait months between exchanges.
Can you not do this from home legally?
I can buy Canadian dollars for cheap now and make huge sums of money off them when it rises again.
I mean... why do you have to be a criminal to do this?
Regardless, its pussy change and you can't make money doing this with 200k in physical international transactions unless you are waiting months or swapping in warzones with massive risk.
You could make some cash if you are swapping for black cash, but you are talking about currency exchanges in multiple countries. fail.
Not even to mention most countries have carry limits of 10k or less, if you are carrying more you WILL be raped by customs (I've been checked multiple times), and any less than that and you are wasting your time.
You want me to believe Mexican cartel is anything more than a drug smuggling rink?
Again, "connections" from "associates" are either offshores or casinos who will deal with you on an invoice basis, no need to travel - and they will rape you for 20+ percent per transaction.
Anyone who has ever done this knows you are full of shit.
ITT: a 12 year old newfag trying to impress other 12 year old newfags with utter bullshit
this is /b/, either you show proof of what you are claiming or gtfo
>>twelve fake passports
>>$200,000 in cash
>>post photo of a few dollars in currency that anyone can get
why not show the 12 passports you dumb fuck?
Well shit. It seems like you know your shit. How the fuck do you know so much and how did you get into it?
>I ran constantly changing my i.d. and I've even used tunnels that el chapo owns to escape.
good fucking bedtime story atleast OP
That wasnt me
Someone else is trying to troll
I got into it too young.
I escaped from an orphanage to pursue the life of crime, but I don't like violence.
So I ended up doing this.
None of this comes from money made doing the transactions themselves - you gain a lot of experience dealing with companies that do not do business with Americans or whoever you are.
If you want to do this legit you just go to Eastern Europe, pay 750 euro to open a company and get yourself residency, invoice a shell who is paid by the owing company into your European account, you pull out local currency at local ATMs and find a casino or changer that will deal with you without ID and you just fly it in and out of wherever your home is.
It isn't too complicated and its too easy to see who is full of shit.
You Fuckin' wish, probably payed a buck for all of those at some shitty flea market.
How did you involved yourself into this. Im currently jobless since 5 years,im 22yo male and literally cannot find anything in the country im in. Im sorry to say that i would like to do a "job" like yours,because in the end i end up manipulating people,but im fairly interested. Thank you anon
OP you are retarded as fuck.
The only good thing to come out of this thread are the good memories of carrying backpacks of shit currency and the skinny women available in Romania.
It gets to the point where you are living in a hotel 95% of the time, luckily you get to the point where you just travel a few times per month to bring in cash under the customs limit and flush the rest with jewlery and shit.
I've lost so much money paying percentages to shitty shells and casinos that threads like this piss me off so much.
I understood about 2/3 of that. I am probably to stupid to do it.
How easy would it be to open a shit ton of bank accounts all in different countries, then just transfer between them based on the value of currency in each country? Just get a job, save up, then do this and your money will grow exponentially as you cycle bank accounts.
There is no manipulation of people, but governments.
I escaped from an orphanage when I was 13.
The country is not important.
I washed trains until some older people had me sling drugs for them.
Then I had an 'outgoing' with a client and ended up breaking his jaw.
Had to leave the country cuz he was a bigshot.
The people who got me into the drug selling business sent me to live in 'exile' in Mexico where I gained my south american connections.
As I was in an orphanage, no real documents of me existed, so I made a few dozen fake ones with my first money because I knew I was going to do this.
I always wondered where I could get a lot of zimbabwe dollars. Just for the keks. I guess I would just play around with them like they were stresstoys and eventually just burn 'em.
But never the less; it would be cool to have few piles.
Any idea where I could get them?
That is just forex. Totally legit and no travel required.
If you are American you can't just go around opening bank accounts - they have FACTA reporting requirements that will fuck you on the backend in global taxation bro. You cant fuck the fuckers.
yeah, i know. that's why i said Romanians can't order things from amazon. are you fucking retarded? look, Romanians would love to order things from amazon. if you could order things amazon for them and smuggle in their orders then you could buy alllll the hot pockets in the world.
They piss you off because you're an idiot.
Never work with people you don't know anything about.
Are you stupid?
For ANY jewlery you will get a max of 50% of the full worth.
I didn't reply to you earlier because you were annoying and asking for attention.
Here's your attention, you're fucking stupid, you failed, stop being mad at me for doing it right.
So you were planning this after you escaped from the country you were in. That decision must have fall really fast on your shoulders,and i admir you to take courage and stick with it. Wish i had balls like u do op
Canadians don't have global taxation for non-residents so that would be best.
Its just forex but I don't play that game - my successes have come from gaming affiliation.
Thats the point you faggot - you have no way of moving large amounts of black cash like that legitimately unless you are doing amounts under 10k over long periods of time which ruins your scheme. OP fag.
>Here's your attention, you're fucking stupid, you failed, stop being mad at me for doing it right.
Doing what right? sitting in your basement, waiting for your mum to be done with dinner? fucking faggot
this is retarded on so many levels. venezuelas currency is shit, no one will want to take that from you so you profit from it
your hands show you are obviously a skinny 15 year old who has a collection of currency from some aunt who traveled around the world
If you knew anything about this game you would know that you shove 8k EUR in 500EUR notes in your wallet, toss 10 Krugerrands in your bag and buy a few chains any time you travel.
Fuck off and let this thread die.
Fuck that. Zimbabwe fuckin' sucks.
I'm only interested if I can buy it online, and if I can buy actual stacks of money. I have no interest in single 1000 gorillion dollar bills.
Yeah here's one
>in bangkok for a few weeks
>decide to go south by a boat to a mjsic festival
>back then I listened to a lot of techno
>on boat some tiny little pingaling offers me shrooms
>wtf isnt this punishable by death in thailand
>no matter, buy 5 dosages, eat them all cuz im huge
>ffwd 1 hour, now at the festival
>hear prodigy, go to the stage to chill there
>50 people around, everyone drugged/drunk
>get closer to the stage
>it's fucking pendulum on the stage
>it's my favorite band and I'm in shrooms
>spent my night listening to them, felt like days, they played for 2 hours
>met the band after, had some drinks and coke
>going back from the festival in the morning
>10 pingpong cops tackle me, taze me, drop me on the ground
>wake up in a cell on the ground
Cont in next post
I don't know a lot about international currency theft. Forgive me for my ignorance you fuck.
>bloody, muddy, everything hurts
>yell at the guards, get my skull cracked
>everyone in the cell is like a plant, bot moving, not talking, just sitting and staring at the ground
>there's also a guy that looks like leslie chow sitting in a corner and talking to his dick
>6 hours forward, my mexican friend comes, guards open the cell and I get left out
>hsd to pay him 10.000$ for the bail money
>was arrested because i was apperantly drinking beer from a beer vending machine and emptied it
>i dont remember any of that
one night in bangkok and the world's your oyster
I answered this.
You could, I couldn't.
You need bank cards and internet banking and all that shit, I am not registered anywhere online.
I might do it when I get older, but now I'm living a dream travelling around with little to no responsibilities.
Well, what does that change
Why did you even waste your time on that post
Why the fuck does it matter?
Why is it so important that I prove I'm not lying?
Why do you care?
Don't you have anything smarter to do?
I'm not showing off.
I'm doing a few other things tho.
Looking for connections (can be anyone as long as they live in countries that suit me)
Helping people who can disappear to do this themselves.
I sometimes come on /b/ and read AMA threads in order to find fun lines of work.
I thought people would find this fun too.
>I earn money by travelling and exchanging currencies that rapidly rise/fall.
>Those 200.000$ will become 300.000$ while I am here in Venezuela.
A lot of shitty currencies fall in value. But how do you take advantage of that when holding physical currency. You can go long on a currency when you hold it, but how are you going short.
The only way to short physical currency is to get a loan in shit currency, instantly convert it to something better like USD or EUR, and then a few months later convert the USD or EUR back to shit currency and pay off the debt. Since you used less USD/EUR, you have some left over and that is your profit from the declining currency.
But who would loan you money in a foreign country on a fake passport. And if they did, why not just run off with the money instead, which is like a 100% return.
I honestly don't see how you are making money from a rapidly falling currency by sneaking around and holding physical cash. If you have a way, please enlighten me.
I have already.
I know it is the same money, I have around 20.000 of it.
Its burried somewhere deep in my luggage.
I have a stack of Tesla bills, I think they were 100s.
I also have some 5000 bills. I didn't deal much with Serbian Dinars lately as they are declining towards the South American market.
You of course didn't reveal everything, you are a money launderer, and the money you are holding is not yours as you precisely stated its only in your "Possession" but ultimatly the money will go back financing the Cuntrera caruana, you merely make 50k from this while risking life imprisonment or beheading.
>>Its burried somewhere deep in my luggage.
Cool. I have 3000 Kgs of gold bullion, $200 million in cash, 20 sex slaves, and 3 ferraris
Its all buried deep in my basement somewhere. Just take my word on it.
That will remain unanswered for fuck sakes.
I started with peso/dollar dealings with associates.
Made my first 10k like that, then I went to south-east asia.
You can always make money with physical bills.
Example: Juan calls me and tells me to meet Pingachong in the district of Shlingpeng Dang outside of kophiphi in Thailand. I give Pingachong 10.000.000 bahts, Pingachong gives me... i dunno... 500.000 yens.
Then I go to japan, Carlos calls me and tells me to meet Arigato in the BoomBoomshima street and give him nn yens, he gives me nn Azerbaijanni manats.
I keep everyone as a contact, they call me back or not etc. Its an endless circle.
I don't care. At all. Even your imagined life is pathetic, so your real life is even more so.
I'm simply proving a point that you haven't shown any evidence, just saying a bunch of bullshit.
"i can't show you because its buried deep in my luggage" bwahahahaha
It was an example.
And its easy to hide paper money.
The most i took over a boarder was over 700.000 british pounds.
I cut outside of my luggage and shoved a lot there. Taped a lot to my body in thin stacks
Cut inside baggy clothes and hide it there.
Four stacks easily fit in soles of my shoes.
And then op was imprisoned by chinese border patrol and raped by the biggest and meanest guy in chinese prison which apperantly was a black guy that has been in there for at least 20 minutes because he robbed a KFC.
End of the story
Tyrone and Nameless op are now prison man and prison wife until wifey gets executed for smuggeling forgein currency.
HOLY SHIT this thread hasn't died yet?
RULE 31 OP you're such a cunt faggot.
no, it really doesn't
ask yourself, am I -really- getting paid by Forex (is that even a company? I don't think so, forex is just shorthand for foreign exchange and there are lots of different ways to trade it online or in person that don't involve international travel). Or am I just a regular guy that knows this entire thread is bullshit. I hope for the sake of everyone that seems to be taking it seriously they are just playing along or roleplaying or whatever, because this shit is seriously retarded.
I call bullshit. How exactly are you going to get anything in Venezuela when currency is controlled and bolivares are worthless?
The only scam is to buy dollars at official rates and sell black market, but that only gets you bolivares which are useless if you don't live there.
I found some document from serbia rather than money
I have no idea where the fuck I put the shitty dinars cuz i only have around 20k of them.
so lets get into straight talk,
What 1st world country would be a good starting point(Aim for central europe) to start the thing you are doing, since i need a job and this life is boring as fuck.
Lovely country btw
Loved the exit festival thing
And you gotta know that what I'm doing is very sketchy and I've seen lives get ruined on /b/ over trivial shit like fapping in sister's panties and posting pics of it here
I am not going anywhere close to giving info/pics that can lead the interpol on me.
1st world countries are pointless because they have stable currencies.
Example: if I go to an exchange office here in Venezuela, I can get max 10 bolivars for 1€
If I give that 1€ to my Juan here, he gives me 820 bolivars.
A good european country to start from would be Romania, their Leu is very unstable.
But you gotta have at least a few thousand € as starting capital.
Sit in Romania, wait for the decline of the currency, then contact people from all over the world to find who gives the best price.
there is no such thing as an international currency criminal, because trading currencies isn't illegal and you don't need to travel to do it
but whatever, get back to your gay little roleplay
that's only if you're IN one of those shitty third world countries -- another reason why the whole idea of travelling to do this is retarded.
I could go to my local mall and buy ringgits or rupees
So..i ask the final question, how long should one do it do be able to life a nice and easy life after a person has reached his mid-40's
Lets say a nice house in the toscana.. aprox. spending 5k a month of living expenses ofc the house will be paid off.
but that is the point these "Shitty" third world countries have the people that will give you a better exchange rate then the government is able to provide you and that is the point where it makes it illegal
I'm sure the guy that is in the pic owns Zimbabwe and all the resources ask him
It's really sad that this mad has crept so low as to beg for attention on /b/. So what man, no one gives a shit what you do. If you were half the shit you say you are you wouldn't feel the need to get on here and beg for our approval. I think everyone should quick jerkin his ego off. He's here for attenton and he's getting it.
First you gotta delete yourself from every system, basically so you dont exist in records
Then you'll need a few thousand dollars/euros/pounds to start with.
Juan meets you, gives you 100% more value in Juan currency, you give him yours.
Then you talk to Juan and tell him to find you a further contact for the currency he just gave you.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact
>doesn't know how to use a proxy
It's not for everyone.
It involves a lot of bipolar thinking, being on the run all the time, paranoia and a lot of thrill.
You're breaking countless laws on daily basis and even jaywalking can fuck you up for life if you are dumb.
One of the Juans got caught with three passports last year, found dead in the prison showers two days later.
Its pretty straight forward man
If I scam them, I'm dead
If I pay them what I need to, I get max respect and job offers
They're very fair people.
The shitty cartels don't exist anymore.
The real cartels shut them all down.
Thanks for not being a dick
Its as true as it gets, but i aint spending my time to prove anything because that could cost me my life
I have a question: if you're a ghost, how come you need a passport, let alone twelve?
The government doesn't do that enough?
Im only into latinas, female dickless latinas, sorry
But yes, there could be things you can do.
What countries are you from?
What currencies can you obtain? How much?
How much can you travel without being checked too much?
Can you get fake IDs?
Can you delete records of your existence?