/b/ what is the most weirdest/degenerate thing you have done?

>>664038634
Started visiting /b/

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>>664038634
call places like 4chin a home for nearly 5 years

consensual missionary position, under the covers and with the lights off

>>664038634
Stolen girls underwear. Idk why... I have a big shoe box overflowing with them. I don't ever even look at them. Just exciting to steal them I guess.

>>664039159
For the sole purpose of procreation?

>>664039256
Wow, what a loser you must be.

>>664039282
Of course. I'm not a Satan worshiping liberal

>>664038634
bumping for more secrets

Jersey off on the bus in high school

>>664040301
Jerked*

>>664038634

Only had a "summer gf" once in my life when I was 22. Had other gf in my life but never like her. Chick loved to fuck in public. Not the "let's get naked behind a building and fuck" more the "sit on my lap pull my dick out and hide it under her skirt while people are watching" type.

Did that on the kiddie ride at the mall.

>>664040301
I also jersey off occasionally on a bus

Lost my virginity to a girl in a field at night about half an hour after she broke up with her boyfriend at a party

>>664039595
You sick fuck

>>664039256
Pic??

>>664039256
post pic of underwear pls

Sucked another guys dick

>>664040640
Nice.

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>>664038634
Fucked 3 girls in the same day. (multiple times) They were all under the impression i only had eyes for them

>>664039256
Pics or it didn't happen

voted for Trump

>>664042483
You're so cool man

>>664039256
I also steal girls' underwear when I'm drunk :(

Raped best friend

>>664038634
ate out the ass/pussy of a cow (as in the farm animal)

When my neighbors have me dog sit I dress up in the wife's / daughters clothes and jerk off in there panties. Then I'll fall asleep in their bed wearing just their lingerie. Been doing this for years they apparently still haven't caught on.

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>>664042681
almost fucked my cousin too till she shit and puked all over the place. Then passed out in it. Four lokos no bueno

>>664043012
how old?

>>664038634
fapped to a trap

I fucked around with a good friend's wife. She was horny as hell bc the friend doesn't service her appropriately. She gave me the best beej I've had in years bc she was so grateful. My wife sucks at head and doesn't apologize for it, so I really didn't consider it cheating.

>>664038634
Besides 4chin....
When I was in middle school went to the Waterpark with my friends and I grabbed some asses while swimming in the wave pool.
Got caught both tries but it was crowded enough to slip away.
Reminds me, same day going down the speed slides...
>get up and out
> Remove suit from ass
> a random roodypoo appears
> he removes Jordan shorts from his ass
> chick in bakini comes flying down
> a tit or 2 pops out, and her ass did an amazing job at eating her suit.
We both smirk and go our separate ways
An hour or 2 later with my friends,
> same random roodypoo appears with his crew.
>aaaaayyy yo dats the guy, hey hey yo tell my homies you saw those bangin titties too!

I licked a girls butthole.
Seemed like a good idea at the time.

my best friend and me established a fake online identity and made a dude believe they were real. he was a super alpha guy, everyone at our school scared of him, crazy dude. anyway we made him tell us all his secrets and he actually shared his vulnerable side and emotions with two complete strangers online

>>664042849
They must taste amazing since they are vegan and all

>>664038634
Naked strolls every night I could down unlit suburban streets to a nearby park one summer years ago.

Puberty was weird.

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>>664043203
I was 14-15? Her 16-17

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>>664043203
more secrets pls

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>>664043633
What are you fucking gay?
Eat that ass like a man.

>>664043681
That's ballsy.

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waited for coworkers to leave shoes in the office overnight and filled them with cum.

>>664043815
Luckily it wasn't shitty when I did it. Didn't taste like anything, really.

>>664044027
Dude.

>>664043780
fuck off malwarechan

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>>664043012
got a girl pregnant and was still fucking a girl she called "her girlfriend", she really just followed her on social media and was jealous of her.

>>664044111
Yeah I wud not eatdapupu, when I 69 with my gf or any girl for that matter their arsehole is essentially right in your face so how can you not.

>>664042483
noice m8

>>664043664
It was an unbelievable rush.

>>664044133
Nah musterchan is cool. Trust your friendly neighborhood anon

>>664038634
Fingered my aunt while she was sleeping, about same age - I'm 6 months older

>>664043843
It was super thrilling, but it stopped soon after school started when I heard a police siren start going off nearby and I booked it back home. Feet got cut up really bad on the run back, but I had to hide it so no one would find out. The next week and a half were hell as I walked between classes and was even forced to go on a hike with parents. Never again.

Dated a girl (4-5/10) in college because, literally, I didn't have anything better to do. Finally decided one day that I'd go after the girl I wanted (8/10), so dumped the girlfriend. Ended up fucking ex girlfriend again in the parking lot behind the tech building a week or two later. Damn I felt bad about that later, kinda treated her like shit.

Then ended up dating girl I wanted on and off. Ate her out and put my dick in her in the middle of a park'n ride off the highway. Week later, I fucked her in the back seat, same place. I don't know that I've ever seen a woman want a cock as bad as she did in that car. Cum buckets just thinking about it.

>>664044790
fuck off it is BRIMMING with MALWARE!
You post the sam SHIT on every thread

bumping 4 moar

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I've never told anyone this. I'm actually not sure if it was a dream.
>be around 7
>little brother 5
>always been close like share beds
>both of us just showered
>go into bedroom we share
>initiate play fight
>tickle monster.jpeg
>both of us naked
>he's laughing like a whore on coke
>lightbulb.jpeg
>remember mom blowing raspberries on my stomach
>begin raspberries attack
>he reaches a new plane of laughter
>in a bout of adrenaline and raspberries I blow his dick
>have brothers flaccid dick in my mouth for at least a minute
>fast forward 10 years
>mfw my brother tells my mom he's gay
Basically I made my brother a fag. I'm not sure what do do but I've never told a soul about this.

>>664046679
FAGGOT!!!

>>664042509
>voting for Trump
>degenerate
Pick 1 and only 1

visited 8.chan once

tell me only your most darkest perverted experiences

what r your fantasies anons?

I talked to a nigger once..
But only because I kinda had to, the abomination was trying to sell something to my mother while I was visiting her, and I didn't want to upset my mother by killing a negro..

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I went away for awhile.

>>664048174
Hunting those poor panties for sport

>>664048174
is that dried cum on your leg

>>664043616
>doesn't apologize for it
Jesus Christ, you are degenerate.

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>>664038634
I was dating a girl for a while in high school who had a super hot olde sister. She was a little shorter than me, natural blonde, slim athletic body and according to rumours a total slut. I spent the night there one night, fucked the life out of my gf, then decided to stay up to watch tv in their downstairs living room.

About an hour into some batman movie the older sister comes home wasted and we get to chattin about whatever. She says, "Anon, Melissa said you have a nice big dick. Is that true?" I said, "why don't you find out." She then proceeded to pull down my summer shorts (wasn't wearing underwear) and started to suck me off. She was so experienced and could take every inch. She loved t when I held her head and made her gag on it, so she started rubbing herself while she slobbed my knob.

Eventually she climbed up kissing me and taking off her clothes in the process. She straddled me and I felt her hand take my dick and slide it inside herself. She let out a sigh of relief and I felt my gf's surprisingly tight pussy envelop my thick cock. She rode me, telling me that it was the best cock she ever had, slamming me against the couch. I moaned that I was about to cum and she leapt off me, and finished me off onto her face, pornstar style. I was smiling as I pulled up my shorts and turned to go to the bathroom and seen my gf there, watching us. She ran away in tears and broke up with me.

Her older sister went on to become a doctor in Alberta and my ex stated in Newfoundland. They haven't spoken in years and I'm the reason.

>mfw I don't really care

>>664049056
My gf's sister's* surprisingly tight pussy

Did heroin with my sisters boyfriend for the first time. He got addicted after that and couldn't stop he soon broke up with her.

>>664048912
its my bed haha, and no. it's frayed from washing it so many times.

>>664046679
tfw you suck dick that good it turns your brother gay

Bumping for interesting stories

>24
>at mom's boyfriend's family's easter party
>kids decide they all like me, want to use me as jungle gym
>two girls around 10 yo in particular constantly wanting my attention
>go out to back porch to get away/cool off
>girls sit on each side of me, lean heads on my shoulders
>start asking if i have a gf, if i've kissed a girl before, etc.
>little brunette one suddenly kisses my cheek
>they run inside
>10 mins later, sitting on couch
>brunette asks to sit in my lap
>get hardon
>wtf? why? she's 10!
>she passes out
>smells amazing, and legs are so soft and smooth
>when no one's looking, run hand up and down her leg
>she stirs and nuzzles into me
>spurt in my pants

Her mom eventually came to get her and complimented me on how great I am with kids. I was never into lolis before, and haven't been since. I have no idea why she got to me like that, but I still think about her when I fap sometimes. I haven't seen her in 5 years. I bet she's hot now.

>>664047306
2 of my best friends have been dating since freshman year high school, and are now engaged. Just about every night I fantasize about them breaking up in various ways and how the fallout leads to me getting the girl. Maybe he cheats on her and she finds out. Perhaps they just loose interest. Or maybe she has a night of intense passion with me. Sometimes I kill him and bind her. Or she'll kill him and ensnare me. But always at the end of the fantasy we both realize that what we have isn't right, and the fantasy collapses in on itself... Then I cum. Hard.

>>664050149
I bet she's a complete slut

>>664038634
B..B..But minimum wage lifts wages.

Lol

>>664042781
he keeps it a secret?

also i say "he" assuming you're all faggots

>>664046679
Yves Solignac

>>664050302
Maybe. She was a spoiled princess from what I could tell. I wonder if she even remembers me. Maybe I'd have a ch-...oh wait, I've gotten fat since then.

Fuck.

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I sucked my step-brothers dick when he was 7
I was 18 at the time, femanon btw

>>664050149
tell me more please

>>664050703
She might be at that age where she's into older guys who can buy her booze and drives a car. Get her drunk and don't worry about it. Drunk teenage girls will do fucking anything

>>664050706
That's actually pretty hawt. Did you do anything after that?

>>664050706
Fag

>>664050149
there's actually a great chance she would still find you attractive if she did earlier

->fuck her

>>664050831
There's not much to say unless you want more details about what she looked like.

She had long, straight, dark hair, green eyes, some freckles, cute little nose, and a pretty smile. She was wearing a black dress with a red ribbon around it, white legging things and red shoes. A little tall for her age, unless I'm way off. But I'm pretty sure someone said she was 10.

Before that situation, I probably just would have seen her and thought, "Cute kid." But feeling her weight on me, smelling her sweat (not like body odor, just sweat from chasing me around all day), and feeling how soft, smooth, and firm her skin was just set me off.

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>>664051163
I guess I could try to find her on Facebook. But what the hell would I even say? Hey, remember that guy whose mom your mom's cousin was dating half a decade ago? That's me! Wanna bone?!

Had two chicks piss in my mouth on my 18th birthday.
GG Allin style

>>664038634
I CUT A HOLE IN THE BACK OF MY LIVING ROOM COUCH AND FUCKED IT.

>>664051095
yes, first I got him on top of me just to feel the weight of his little body on me and then I swapped around. I jerked him off slowly even though it was a really tiny penor lol
I don't know, I guess I was just horny. I was still a virgin at 18 and wanted to see what it would be like
only found a boyfriend two years later

>>664051328
No don't say wanna bone, Jesus you gotta build a rapport, get her trust, and when you hang out get her to keep whatever you do a secret. Teenage girls are idiots and you could probably make her fall in love with you with a bit of effort. Just don't let her parents know you're hanging around.

>>664050706
You know the rules

>>664050706
Tits or gtfo

>>664038634
I fucked my half sister. Repeatedly

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>>664051678
no, the rules are if I say 'femanon' and I'm attention whoring then I post tits or gtfo
if it's pretty important to the story then I don't have to do shit
I just said it because otherwise you'd call me a faggot, faggots

>>664051328
well if they're still dating yes, otherwise you're a creep i guess

>>664052117
Was it good?

>>664051647
Just a little hyperbole. What I'm getting at is that it's been so long that I wouldn't even know how to justify reaching out, though I guess I could just pass it off like I'm one of those fuckers who adds every obscure person they ever met just for the sake of it. Still, I'm not even sure how to talk to someone that age. I'm almost 30 for fuck's sake. Feelsbadman.

I'm trying to find her now. If I do, I'll post a pic.

>>664052150
They broke up six years ago. So yeah, awkward.

>>664052128
You mad bro?

>>664038634
Kidnapped my friend's little brother, battered bloodied myself up, then returned the kid saying I found him and fought off the kidnapper. I got a reward of 5000 AUD and now I regularly fuck the kid's sister

>>664052128
She actually has a point, you fucking newfags.

That being said tits would be greatly appreciated.

>>664052180
Yes

>>664038634
Had the family dog lick chocolate sauce off my dick until i came. I did it twice. A few months later, she developed cancer and was put down. I cant help but think the chocolate killed her.

>>664051328
post link to her Facebook profile

>>664051438
did you use lube

>>664052383

smooth

>>664052623
Out of pure curiosity, do you like chocolate after gaining that nagging trauma?

>>664052117
post pic of your sister or it did not happen

>>664052816
Going to send her a cap of that confession?

>>664052905
I know, held the kid for 2 days, we played mario kart in my apartment all the time and I said I'd buy him fucktons of vidya games if he didn't tell anyone. We're all chill now and he knows why I did it. He's all cool with it and we still play mario kart every weekend

>>664053215
Post a link to a story from your local newspaper.

>>664052816
please i need Facebook profile link

>>664053028
I want a pic of her

>>664038634
>cross dress in my mom's/girlfriends clothes/panties
>put pics of my nude ass and balls on /b/
>sucked and fucked my parent's dildos
>got a blowjob and ate out my girl cousins (we were both young and playing "house")
>got a blowjob from my brother at a young age
I can't think of what else but there's more.

>>664053026
and how exactly does a pic prove it did?

>>664053277
Fuck off, then you'll know who was kidnapped, and knowing how much time you guys have, you'll get in touch with the family and tell them I did it then I'll be investigated and probs arrested

>>664052987
Yeah. I still eat chocolate. I was a fucked up kid

>>664053467
>put pics of my nude ass and balls on /b/
>sucked and fucked my parent's dildos
>PROVE IT BY POSTING A PIC

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>>664053318
I think I'm getting closer. I found mom's ex-bf's daughter. She's got to be friends with her cousin.

>>664053583
The only hint I'll give is that the kid is named Damien and he is currently 17, I'm 29. I won't say how old he was when it happened

>>664046679
If this was true, just imagine your brother fantasizing everyday of his youth about having his cock in your mouth.

>>664053467
>got a blowjob and ate out my girl cousins (we were both young and playing "house")
>cousins
>S

Multiple?!

>>664053581
I just want to seek a pic or get Facebook profile link to see because i am interested
If you send me a fb link I will share my most darkest secret

one time i lied in a few 4chan threads

>>664038634
Rape my job s partner.

>>664053836
Good :)

>>664054005
You horrible asshole! How could you, anon?!

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>>664054063
May I ask why you want it other than to see what she looks like? You seem a little too excited.

>>664038634

i sucked my cousin's chocolat lab's dick when i was like 12. tried to get him to fuck me in the ass but it wouldn't work.

that was a weird time for me...

>>664053836
bumping for fb profile

>>664044027
I did this to my dad lol

>>664054317
Do you feel like your less of an anon when you add fem, since we can literally discount around half the world population to figure out who you are?

Also: tits?

>>664053986
Yeah I'm gonna have to pass on doing that because I'm not a moron.

>>664054324
I am exited in general because today is the first time i have got the internet in 2 weeks
>I was on a cabin resort and a qt employee gave me a bj

I peed in other people's shampoo bottles until I was about 10

>>664054939
Holy shit! I did the same thing until about 13!

>>664050706
trying to use your gender for attention, you whore

show us tits or gtfo

Fucked a train supervisor during the journey, in a cab. Both didn't ask names.

>>664054939
I still do it now

>>664055063
My older brother found out when I put in too much and his hair smelled like piss.

>>664054859
Nice.

>>664054339
I'm going down this friend's list one by one to see if I recognize her. (The females, I mean.)

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>>664050706

>>664054939
mike ?

Sucked an old dudes cock once and fucked with this married couple a bunch of times when I was like 18 or 19. Wife was kinda ugly, guy only liked to watch and sometimes suck my dick

fucked another mans wife for years, and entered a female coworkers home while she was on vacation to take her panties. found a video camera in her nightstand with her getting fucked on it.

put a tampon in my ass when i was a kid

Gave a girl a piss enema and she shit all over the place. Told the story before.

>>664055258
bumping

>>664056349
Then you wont mind telling it again

>>664056488
I think he just did.

>>664056488
I don't think there's much more to that story. Not like it was a hard plot to follow

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popped the cherry of my roommates girlfriend of 5 years, pic related

Sorry guys, but I can't find that FB profile. She's either changed so much that I don't recognize her, or she has her shit on private and doesn't show her face in her profile pic.

I'm just as disappointing as you are. I'm genuinely curious to see what she's like now. If her mom was any indication, she's probably pretty cute. Some lucky boy's probably smashing.

>>664054005
You sick fuck.

>>664054324
it's a trap

>>664038634
I like to fap outside (but hidden). And I've met a girl who has this same "fetish" (don't know if we can call that a fetish, but whatever...). We fuck outside regularly.
And one day I kissed the corpse of kitten before making him an aquatic sepulchre.

>>664057152
No way they dated for 5 years and never fucked unless they're Christians, he's beta, or she lied.

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>>664057715
>mfw no fb

>>664058196
Ugh, I know. I'm going to check up on it every once in a while though. Not that it does you any good. Sorry, man. But hey, maybe you're FBI and this is my lucky day.

>>664043633
If that girl is clean, that's the best thing you could do.

>>664058385
FBI sucks cock

>>664050297
U are so beta

Working at night, i enter the apartment where my female boss changes, normally before a session of spinning/cycling, pick her tongs and fap to them.

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>>664058385
If i was FBI or Interpol why would i blow my cover by posting this image?

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>>664058136
the first two, she came after me one night and i helped her out

>>664058972
What was it like? I've never been with a virgin.

>>664050297
I feel you

Done some pretty decent bdsm stuff with my ex. Caning, spreader bars, nipple clamps. Not that big a deal, but I enjoyed it.

>>664059491
>nipple clamps
>WTF

>>664047306
Other than finding that girl's FB and magically hooking up with her?

Well, I, like that other anon, have a thing for a friend's wife. I always secretly hope her flirting is serious and that we'll make a huge mistake some day. But I doubt it.

>>664059391
a lot of crying and asking for more