/b/ what is the most weirdest/degenerate thing you have done?
call places like 4chin a home for nearly 5 years
Only had a "summer gf" once in my life when I was 22. Had other gf in my life but never like her. Chick loved to fuck in public. Not the "let's get naked behind a building and fuck" more the "sit on my lap pull my dick out and hide it under her skirt while people are watching" type.
Did that on the kiddie ride at the mall.
Fucked 3 girls in the same day. (multiple times) They were all under the impression i only had eyes for them
When my neighbors have me dog sit I dress up in the wife's / daughters clothes and jerk off in there panties. Then I'll fall asleep in their bed wearing just their lingerie. Been doing this for years they apparently still haven't caught on.
almost fucked my cousin too till she shit and puked all over the place. Then passed out in it. Four lokos no bueno
I fucked around with a good friend's wife. She was horny as hell bc the friend doesn't service her appropriately. She gave me the best beej I've had in years bc she was so grateful. My wife sucks at head and doesn't apologize for it, so I really didn't consider it cheating.
When I was in middle school went to the Waterpark with my friends and I grabbed some asses while swimming in the wave pool.
Got caught both tries but it was crowded enough to slip away.
Reminds me, same day going down the speed slides...
>get up and out
> Remove suit from ass
> a random roodypoo appears
> he removes Jordan shorts from his ass
> chick in bakini comes flying down
> a tit or 2 pops out, and her ass did an amazing job at eating her suit.
We both smirk and go our separate ways
An hour or 2 later with my friends,
> same random roodypoo appears with his crew.
>aaaaayyy yo dats the guy, hey hey yo tell my homies you saw those bangin titties too!
my best friend and me established a fake online identity and made a dude believe they were real. he was a super alpha guy, everyone at our school scared of him, crazy dude. anyway we made him tell us all his secrets and he actually shared his vulnerable side and emotions with two complete strangers online
more secrets pls
What are you fucking gay?
Eat that ass like a man.
waited for coworkers to leave shoes in the office overnight and filled them with cum.
It was super thrilling, but it stopped soon after school started when I heard a police siren start going off nearby and I booked it back home. Feet got cut up really bad on the run back, but I had to hide it so no one would find out. The next week and a half were hell as I walked between classes and was even forced to go on a hike with parents. Never again.
Dated a girl (4-5/10) in college because, literally, I didn't have anything better to do. Finally decided one day that I'd go after the girl I wanted (8/10), so dumped the girlfriend. Ended up fucking ex girlfriend again in the parking lot behind the tech building a week or two later. Damn I felt bad about that later, kinda treated her like shit.
Then ended up dating girl I wanted on and off. Ate her out and put my dick in her in the middle of a park'n ride off the highway. Week later, I fucked her in the back seat, same place. I don't know that I've ever seen a woman want a cock as bad as she did in that car. Cum buckets just thinking about it.
I've never told anyone this. I'm actually not sure if it was a dream.
>be around 7
>little brother 5
>always been close like share beds
>both of us just showered
>go into bedroom we share
>initiate play fight
>both of us naked
>he's laughing like a whore on coke
>remember mom blowing raspberries on my stomach
>begin raspberries attack
>he reaches a new plane of laughter
>in a bout of adrenaline and raspberries I blow his dick
>have brothers flaccid dick in my mouth for at least a minute
>fast forward 10 years
>mfw my brother tells my mom he's gay
Basically I made my brother a fag. I'm not sure what do do but I've never told a soul about this.
I talked to a nigger once..
But only because I kinda had to, the abomination was trying to sell something to my mother while I was visiting her, and I didn't want to upset my mother by killing a negro..
I went away for awhile.
I was dating a girl for a while in high school who had a super hot olde sister. She was a little shorter than me, natural blonde, slim athletic body and according to rumours a total slut. I spent the night there one night, fucked the life out of my gf, then decided to stay up to watch tv in their downstairs living room.
About an hour into some batman movie the older sister comes home wasted and we get to chattin about whatever. She says, "Anon, Melissa said you have a nice big dick. Is that true?" I said, "why don't you find out." She then proceeded to pull down my summer shorts (wasn't wearing underwear) and started to suck me off. She was so experienced and could take every inch. She loved t when I held her head and made her gag on it, so she started rubbing herself while she slobbed my knob.
Eventually she climbed up kissing me and taking off her clothes in the process. She straddled me and I felt her hand take my dick and slide it inside herself. She let out a sigh of relief and I felt my gf's surprisingly tight pussy envelop my thick cock. She rode me, telling me that it was the best cock she ever had, slamming me against the couch. I moaned that I was about to cum and she leapt off me, and finished me off onto her face, pornstar style. I was smiling as I pulled up my shorts and turned to go to the bathroom and seen my gf there, watching us. She ran away in tears and broke up with me.
Her older sister went on to become a doctor in Alberta and my ex stated in Newfoundland. They haven't spoken in years and I'm the reason.
>mfw I don't really care
>at mom's boyfriend's family's easter party
>kids decide they all like me, want to use me as jungle gym
>two girls around 10 yo in particular constantly wanting my attention
>go out to back porch to get away/cool off
>girls sit on each side of me, lean heads on my shoulders
>start asking if i have a gf, if i've kissed a girl before, etc.
>little brunette one suddenly kisses my cheek
>they run inside
>10 mins later, sitting on couch
>brunette asks to sit in my lap
>wtf? why? she's 10!
>she passes out
>smells amazing, and legs are so soft and smooth
>when no one's looking, run hand up and down her leg
>she stirs and nuzzles into me
>spurt in my pants
Her mom eventually came to get her and complimented me on how great I am with kids. I was never into lolis before, and haven't been since. I have no idea why she got to me like that, but I still think about her when I fap sometimes. I haven't seen her in 5 years. I bet she's hot now.
2 of my best friends have been dating since freshman year high school, and are now engaged. Just about every night I fantasize about them breaking up in various ways and how the fallout leads to me getting the girl. Maybe he cheats on her and she finds out. Perhaps they just loose interest. Or maybe she has a night of intense passion with me. Sometimes I kill him and bind her. Or she'll kill him and ensnare me. But always at the end of the fantasy we both realize that what we have isn't right, and the fantasy collapses in on itself... Then I cum. Hard.
I sucked my step-brothers dick when he was 7
I was 18 at the time, femanon btw
She might be at that age where she's into older guys who can buy her booze and drives a car. Get her drunk and don't worry about it. Drunk teenage girls will do fucking anything
There's not much to say unless you want more details about what she looked like.
She had long, straight, dark hair, green eyes, some freckles, cute little nose, and a pretty smile. She was wearing a black dress with a red ribbon around it, white legging things and red shoes. A little tall for her age, unless I'm way off. But I'm pretty sure someone said she was 10.
Before that situation, I probably just would have seen her and thought, "Cute kid." But feeling her weight on me, smelling her sweat (not like body odor, just sweat from chasing me around all day), and feeling how soft, smooth, and firm her skin was just set me off.
I guess I could try to find her on Facebook. But what the hell would I even say? Hey, remember that guy whose mom your mom's cousin was dating half a decade ago? That's me! Wanna bone?!
yes, first I got him on top of me just to feel the weight of his little body on me and then I swapped around. I jerked him off slowly even though it was a really tiny penor lol
I don't know, I guess I was just horny. I was still a virgin at 18 and wanted to see what it would be like
only found a boyfriend two years later
No don't say wanna bone, Jesus you gotta build a rapport, get her trust, and when you hang out get her to keep whatever you do a secret. Teenage girls are idiots and you could probably make her fall in love with you with a bit of effort. Just don't let her parents know you're hanging around.
no, the rules are if I say 'femanon' and I'm attention whoring then I post tits or gtfo
if it's pretty important to the story then I don't have to do shit
I just said it because otherwise you'd call me a faggot, faggots
Just a little hyperbole. What I'm getting at is that it's been so long that I wouldn't even know how to justify reaching out, though I guess I could just pass it off like I'm one of those fuckers who adds every obscure person they ever met just for the sake of it. Still, I'm not even sure how to talk to someone that age. I'm almost 30 for fuck's sake. Feelsbadman.
I'm trying to find her now. If I do, I'll post a pic.
They broke up six years ago. So yeah, awkward.
Kidnapped my friend's little brother, battered bloodied myself up, then returned the kid saying I found him and fought off the kidnapper. I got a reward of 5000 AUD and now I regularly fuck the kid's sister
Had the family dog lick chocolate sauce off my dick until i came. I did it twice. A few months later, she developed cancer and was put down. I cant help but think the chocolate killed her.
I know, held the kid for 2 days, we played mario kart in my apartment all the time and I said I'd buy him fucktons of vidya games if he didn't tell anyone. We're all chill now and he knows why I did it. He's all cool with it and we still play mario kart every weekend
>cross dress in my mom's/girlfriends clothes/panties
>put pics of my nude ass and balls on /b/
>sucked and fucked my parent's dildos
>got a blowjob and ate out my girl cousins (we were both young and playing "house")
>got a blowjob from my brother at a young age
I can't think of what else but there's more.
Fuck off, then you'll know who was kidnapped, and knowing how much time you guys have, you'll get in touch with the family and tell them I did it then I'll be investigated and probs arrested
fucked another mans wife for years, and entered a female coworkers home while she was on vacation to take her panties. found a video camera in her nightstand with her getting fucked on it.
popped the cherry of my roommates girlfriend of 5 years, pic related
Sorry guys, but I can't find that FB profile. She's either changed so much that I don't recognize her, or she has her shit on private and doesn't show her face in her profile pic.
I'm just as disappointing as you are. I'm genuinely curious to see what she's like now. If her mom was any indication, she's probably pretty cute. Some lucky boy's probably smashing.
I like to fap outside (but hidden). And I've met a girl who has this same "fetish" (don't know if we can call that a fetish, but whatever...). We fuck outside regularly.
And one day I kissed the corpse of kitten before making him an aquatic sepulchre.
If i was FBI or Interpol why would i blow my cover by posting this image?
Other than finding that girl's FB and magically hooking up with her?
Well, I, like that other anon, have a thing for a friend's wife. I always secretly hope her flirting is serious and that we'll make a huge mistake some day. But I doubt it.