celeb waifu thread
name em to claim em
TAYLOR SWIFT, who needs to get pregnant with my ropey blasts of steaming jizz
Young Jodie Foster claim
>>664033097
jesus, that trany spam thread again
>>664034864
you are retard
popplewell claimed
With Taylor gone, I'll take Karlie
>>664034671
More Jodie
>>664034671
>>664036467
fuckin strong choice m8
>>664036467
ayy
>>664033097
>>664034441
>>664036467
oh god not another trap thread :/
>>664037096
We heard you the first time, Chloefag.
>>664036291
Damn I was gonna take her and her DSLs
>>664037244
>Chloe not posted in this thread..
>This much Butthurt that chloe is superior to tay tay
anyway here's a superior waifu
>>664036952
>>664036847
literally a strong choice she could beat me up i might pick babs instead
>>664037535
basically fat now
>>664033097
is that a boy? why is it so pale ?? is it ill?
>>664033097
stealin yer elegant waifu with repeating numbers
>>664037773
If you are going to post a joke, make it a funny or at least original.
I am glad no one has taken Master Miller yet.
I just want to hug him and tell him it will be alright
>>664037715
nah tay tay is fat she needs to go be sick more so she can be skinny for uncle max
>>664036952
wimmins with no body fat frighten me
>>664037925
just answer the question ...its not a joke she/he looks so ill....i want to feed it some meat...
Cara
>>664038193
why so many traps?
>>664038156
"taste the difference"
TOP KEK
>>664033097
why would anyone claim this?
or is it a gay thing?
>>664033097
>no tits
>no ass
>plastic face
>shit gangly body
>poor personality
>lesbian
il take holly she is a real woman
>>664038399>>664033097
oh great looks like i stole tay tay with dubs lmao
oh well at least i can give her to a pack of niggers to rape
>>664038027
She's fat where it counts.
OP here coming in with a second pick
MARTHA HUNT
i would dine on her asshole for a fortnight
>>664038294
i c wut you did dur
>>664038790
op you just lost tay tay >>664038678
>>664038399
dont go lose another trap lol
>>664038815
>>664038193
cara
>shit tier genetics
>supermodel
nice feet lmao
rest of her body is this bad tbh
>>664038790
Martha is great but the person who does her facebook isn't so
Bella thorne is waifu l.
Would berry my dick in that ass.
>>664039547
butterface
kek op has swifty stoken now thats sad lol
>>664039672
i dont think you know what that word means
>>664039672
She looks like a gorilla
A hot slutty gorilla but still a gorilla
>>664037773
>why is it so pale
You must be into sheboons.
>>664039829
everything's looking good but her face
>>664039985
nah i dont like skinny shemale looking pale freaks sorry..but we can tell that by your taste you are a faggot
>>664036774
talk about diamonds
how do you think her and Brighton Sharbino compare?
My lovely incest princess.
Kylie Minogue
>>664040176
So you're a chubby chaser who isn't into dainty, graceful, feminine women. It's ok, man. Lots of guys here are degenerates like you. Just be yourself.
Amanda Knoxfu
fuck yeah
claiming this beauty and the only real woman in this thread
>>664037425
>>664037608
Oh.
>Fapfapfap
Ooh hoo hooo. Man, that is hot.
>>664039547
sorry. no.
>>664040447
The rest are in my imagination?
>>664040444
Oh yeah?
>>664040405
nah i like girls who dont have to throw up to stay thin or live on nothing but cocaine like tay tay does
>>664033097
Smart, talented, driven, cute, geeky, quirky, humble, classy, and with an absolutely perfect, smoking-hot dancer's body. There is simply no woman on Earth superior to Lindsey.
>>664040444
holy shit, my first trips
>>664040553
fucking hell.....wtf is that..
>>664039193
foot fetish is shit tier fetish
good face and petite type body
i'm happy with that. why you hating faggot?
>>664040624
Oh, is that how she does it? Thanks for the insider information! I thought she did something retarded like eat healthy and exercise to maintain a naturally thin body. But your explanation seems more plausible.
>>664039547
dubs = steal
Taylor Swift has manhands thats fkin gross
>>664040673
read the title
"celeb"
get that nobody out of here
>>664040673
but surely taylor wanting to play darts is
Emilia Clarke all the way
>>664040673
Oh my, much cuter than her album cover.
>>664040778
>implying im a foot fetish fag
im just pointing out she has a shit tier body/face/genetics
>>664040673
Yeah, but that goblin face...
Also, "geeky" girls tend to be obnoxious feminazis.
>>664040910
fuck
>>664039547
Hell yeah
>>664040868
LOL you think they are all eating healthy and working out etc to stay fit?
LOL no all models etc throw up and do coke etc its known as the model diet
hailee steinfeld
>>664041003
if you are into bearded ladies...
>>664040752
liposuction scar
>>664041188
woo shes mine now
>>664040967
Lindsey is the most popular musician on YouTube, and she did it by sheer willpower after being told on national television that she didn't have what it takes. The kind of drive and ambition that takes is staggering. She's worked for every one of the millions of fans she has.
>>664041177
She's Mormon. Not too many radical feminists there.
Stephanie Seymour.
Don't steal my woman, please.
>>664041386
I don't know if I think she's hot or not... I like her acting and I bought her music... but sometimes I think she's good looking, others I want to gouge my eyes out.
>>664040921
just say you're gay.
ex not related
>>664041339
Taylor is primarily a music performer, and her choreography requires physical fitness and stamina. Maybe she does coke and/or purges once in a while, but if you think that's her primary means of staying thin, you're a retard.
When you make an assumption, you make an ass out of u and mption.
>>664041033
why you still posting tay tay op you clearly had her stolen..and right now she should be sucking nigger dick like her owner says....let the niggers play darts with all her holes as the target
>>664041386
Trap threads did a number on you bro,
Find a real womans picture and start masturbating furiously, it's your only chance.
>>664041386
3some with her hot ass gf, my attention more on the latter tho
oof goddamn
>>664041487
>She's Mormon
Gross. That's even worse.
>>664041498
great call sir
at 50 she looks better than most 25 year olds
>>664041386
>sophie turners dyke gf lol ew no
>>664041608
not op i was the one who posted Karlie
>>664041487
>YouTube
so not a celeb
get that ugly goblin face bitch outta here
Best Emma. . . claimed.
>>664041498
shame she is bat shit crazy and fucks her own son
>>664041909
im ok with this
>>664041487
>and she did it by sheer willpower
Yeah it totally has nothing to do with her looks
>>664041605
>When you make an assumption, you make an ass out of u and mption.
>using shitty movie quotes to back up his comeback
kek fuck dude just accept it she is a fucking piece of shit and she will never live up to your expectations, she will always disappoint you due to the fact she is a sociopath narcissistic bitch.
oh and also a dyke who wouldn't look at you twice
>>664041909
>fucks her own son
So?
Younger Alizee
>>664041694
Yep :')
>>664041828
Oh child, the Hollywood set are flocking to YouTube these days as they try to stay relevant. While television audiences are vanishing, social media stars are eclipsing the entire entertainment industry. When is the last time a television program got a billion viewers? Never, that's when. Lindsey has become a bigger star than any of the casting-couch bimbos in this thread.
And her face is elfin and adorable.
If dubs, STEAL
>>664042234
>thinks i expect to meet taylor some day and try to seduce her
>acts as if he knows anything about her private life and how she acts within it
Please keep going. Please. This is so hilarious.
>>664041905
nah best emma was already claimed here >>664040447
>>664041909
It's cool.
>>664042570
wtf are you talking about? I'm talking about teh reason for her fame, not the anon's personal obsession with her
god i love her so much. sorry for spamming guys lol
>>664042571
Speaking at the un auto takes you off these lists
>>664042753
no apologies needed
>>664042590
this pic is just great
don't you think they'd make a good couple?
>>664042753
better than chloe or cara
>>664042408
not true they are flocking to netflix and tv...stop making things up to promote your mormon whore who will never be famous
>>664040673
she's a mormon....no sex for you
>>664042704
Was trying to reply to this faggot. Now let's see him 'tard out about it and continue trying to convince me that he knows everything about Taylor Swift's personal life and fitness regiment.
>>664041694
>>664042753
Tina Turner is 76 and I'd still hit that like an NFL linebacker.
>>664042470
too late i stole her with dubs now u need trips to steal from me faggot
>>664043039
claiming Victoria Justice :) she is amazing
>>664042944
if you are into fat pigs that would be true
>>664043039
Funny thing, every person in this thread knows who she is. Wonder how that happens since she's not famous...
>>664042944
Nudes when?
So far everyone has missed the bakefu
>>664043193
..needs a tuneup kek
anyone?
>>664043798
She doesn't really show anything.
>>664042590
>>664043198
The dribbles are all too big, they make her look like she's two feet tall.
MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE.
>>664044520
who the fuck is that
>>664044520
<3_<3
>>664044703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD_Q9CxXTo4
I fink she freaky and I like her a lot.
>>664041420
beards can always be removed
>>664044520
looks like the vampire guy from Hemlock Grove
cutest thing alive.
>>664045155
who is that
>>664045068
hahaha nice!!
>>664043775
of course they do ;)
most are laughing because you mentioned she is a bat shit crazyu mormon
>>664045263
Ellie Rowsell
>>664044703
try reading, you dumbfuck
>>664044948
ugly as sin tho
>>664045439
>tells me to read
>doesnt himself read that people already answered me
who's the dumbfuck now?
>>664044958
she has too much testosterone.....her clit is probably bigger than your penis
Claimed
>>664036067
Bitch has a hairy stomach
>>664045679
>her clit is probably bigger than your penis
so is that what a feminine penis is?
>>664045439
>>664045605
stop fighting guys
>>664045679
why do you hurt my feelings man
>>664045962
>>664045870
pretty much
>>664046093
sorry im just bored and i would fuck seven shades of shit out of her tbh
>>664033097
Claimed.
claimed
>>664045681
you fucker.
attempting to steal
>>664041177
>>664046731
fuck me I miss Heidi
AJ Lee claimed.
>>664044948
I love that /b/ tries to pretend she is hot
I we really pretending to be hipsters?
>>664047240
>>664047319
>>664047240
>>664047319
>>664047469
the hundreds of thousands of loads that's gonna be blown to this shoot all over the world this week...
>>664047240
>>664047319
>>664047469
link to full imgur album please?
>>664047002
yea i miss her too
>>664047684
>>664047469
>>664047240
>>664047541
Who the fuck is jerking off to this?
You realize you can watch women put things in their pussy live on the internet for free?
>>664047876
>underage b&
>>664033097
Gordon Ramsay claimed!
Back off faghots!
>>664047541
How many different guys do you think have penetrated her?
My Queen. Aida Yespica
>>664048232
how the fuck would I know?
>>664048344
>>664048626
OW!
>>664048110
His face looks like the bottom of an old man's foot
>>664049124
You jelly?!
>>664049236
No I don't have a foot fetish
this qt3.14 is mine
forever.
mineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. kimberley garner.
>>664050111
There can be no other.
>>664039290
why is only one nipple censored?
>>664040910
>smith machine squats
almost bad enough to make me not want to tongue her ass.
Almost.
>cant take taytay
>cant take emma stone
>cant take emma watson
>cant take sophie turner
cosgrove is mine then
>>664051572
the ghost belongs to dan....
AnnaSophia Robb claimed
>>664040910
Look at the creature taking the photo in the mirror. Its like it has no face, just roughly hewn features on white flesh"
>>664052888
she's been already.>>664044958
>>664053168
i claim her beard then
Claiming my waifu now.
>>664053168
Sorry, didn't see it. Then I'll claim Elle Fanning
>>664053771
pedo
>>664053904
>>664040447
smug bitch face. i'd hate fuck her
>>664054213
it means you like the idea of fucking kids you sick fuck
kill yourself
>>664041692
Gross? You dumbass that means you could have multiple qt wives.
>>664054248
tough she's all mine
>>664054449
nope. and elle isn't a kid. she's legal to bone most places.
Kerry Ingram claimed.
>>664054629
where she is from its illegal so she is a kid
>>664054638
Is she related to Owen Wilson?
>>664054832
Nope, she's legal in my state.
>>664053904
I'm two years older than her.
>>664054629
Depends on the age of consent from her residence
>>664034671
7/10 would try to assassinate Reagan
>>664054889
No she was on Game of Thrones.
Another one of my waifu.
>>664042408
she has a jew nose. fuckin nasty.
>>664054953
>>664055090
kill yourself pedo's
>>664055130
what as?
a lantern?
Mein
>>664055518
She played Stannis's daughter.
>>664039290
anybody else want to kill every last guy who floods any hot girls posts with "wow you're beautiful" for debasing the male gender?
>>664055726
so she set herself on fire with her jaw?
>>664040553
bad pic', it happens.
the best
>>664055982
No the red haired bitch did that.
my fav....
unsure how no one has picked her yet
>>664055456
I think you mixed the words "age of consent" and "paedophilia". A paedophile is someone who has the tendency to have sexual activities with minors that haven't hit puberty yet, usually from 13 years and below. To be defined as one you need to be at least 16 years of age. Age of consent is a law that restricts people from having intercourse or getting married by age.
Since Elle is older than mentioned minors, paedophilia doesn't apply. However, she isn't old enough to have sexual intercourse or getting married so age of consent applies. She is restricted by law of the state she is residing in. If she moves to a state where the age of consent is lower, she can do what she wants then.
>>664056758
why do you bother...
>>664043198
okay
>>664056866
Procrastinating from studying for exams...
Hillary duff mine
>>664058085
stealin
my first waifu
lena meyer landrut claimed
>>664059218
kek
>>664038193
you'll have to fight her dyke girlfriend to get at her cunt. she'll kick your ass
>>664059151
why chose a man tho?
>>664060481
both ugly as fucking sin tho why bother?
score
>>664058848
STFU AND GTFO!