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Forever alone thread

>Age
28
>last relationship
2011
>last time having sex
June 2015

I'm sick of it. How do you all not kill yourself? In introverted and anti-social. But this level,of being alone is crazy.

I have no friends. No women in my life And I don't really see that changing. I'm sick of doing everything alone.
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Grab a couple of beers and stop whinig chummer >>664027752
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Maximum time I was completely alone was 2 years, but I didn't even have sex.

>June 2015

Unless it was a whore, I don't see how difficult must be not to get laid in half a year.
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>Age
30
>last relationship
2015
>last time having sex
Jan 2016

Still feeling alone. Its not about sex. Its about beeing succesfull in life with friends and work and family....
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Just work your drug out op. Get to some place and indulge any substance you like the most. Its like medicine. Helps you come out and get to know new people.
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>>664027950
It's not the getting laid part. Its the being alone part.

I've had sex with like 13 girls. And That's fine at all. I've never had a good relationship.

I want someone to play video games with, watch movies with, go to the park, go to dinner,work out with . All that shit.

I get tired of doing every single thing in my life alone.
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>>664027752

Well what's the problem anon? How come you don't go and get laid?

Are you super ugly like phantom of the opera level?

Are you so fat when you go to the zoo elephants throw you peanuts?

Are you so dull that people would rather read the chicago manuel of style than spend time with you?
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I haven't even kissed a girl in 2 and a half years, much less had sex. Get over it faggot
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>>664027752
I'm 28 and haven't been out of a relationship since 16.

Sleeping in the same bed as someone is nice but really.. everything else can be found outside of a relationship.

I miss being more productive with my time.. for one.. being more social is something that's lost in a relationship
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Do things like go bowling or other hobbies/activities to get you out doing things. Things you enjoy! You may feel like your alone but there are plenty of other people out there like that too. You just have to break out of your shell a little bit. You never know where that may take you. Just don't sit around feeling bad for yourself. Doing things you enjoy doing that will be around other people, may attract them to be friends or attracted to you. Hope this helps /b/ have a great day!
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Everyone is alone if you think about it. Of course it's better if you have some one to talk to but still, deep down your mind you will be allone. Same here.

bitches and sex is fun, but finding a real real friend is a tru gem. I didn't find it yet, or never will. 29 yo normal guy here

Keep your head up buddy. It's not so bad.
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>>664028128

Well shit anon why don't you go get a gf then?
It isn't hard unless your standards are way too high.
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>>664028128
I understand you. I was thinking the same until I met my current gf on twitter... yeah sounds pathetic but hey, times change.

Maybe you don't need to be too social on real life, but that's always a bonus to get a person interested in you. Just make some friends irl, be kinda social in the internet and everything comes.

>tl;dr don't be an autistic faggot
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>>664028210
Like i said. I've had sex with 13 girls. Granted most of that happened from like 16-23. From 24-28 I think it's been like three or four.

I just have trouble meeting people. I'm shy, awkward,introverted, depressed, anxious.

When I was younger it was easier. High school girls, college girls. I was forced to be around them, so yeah I'd snag one here and there.

Hooked up with one that started because she asked the class if anyone had a extra cell phone they didn't need.

Shit like that doesn't happen anymore.

But like I said, sex isn't the biggest deal. I just want someone in my life.
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>on /b/
>people saying they have had sex
the math doesnt add up
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>>664028541

You have us! /b/ - the most fuck up familly you will ever need
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>>664027752
>>Age
>22
>>last relationship
>never
>>last time having sex
>february 2010

Bitch PLEASE
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>>664029027
this guy gets it
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>>664027752
>Age
23
>Last relationship
I am in one right now. Before that it was 3 years ago. since then I am with my current gf
>last time having sex
yesterday. Who doesn't have sex with his/her long lasting gf/bf every day
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>>664028269
>I miss being more productive with my time.. for one.. being more social is something that's lost in a relationship
I feel you m8. the more time you spend with your gf the less time you spend with your friends and family
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>>664028541

We'll there's your problem anon. You're fine. you're just thinking too much.

Anon I'm going to teach you the easiest way to become more social and talk to more girls.

Ask them a question. Something simple like "hey do you know there is a place go get a good cup of coffee?" if you're at a bus stop or something.

See a cute girl at the grocery store buying single serve food? She's probably single. If she's browsing like health cereal ask, "These taste any good? I don't know anything about them."

In a store? Ask their opinion. "My mom's birthday is coming up do you know anything about (insert whatever appropriate item)?

Women love talking and this is an innocent way to get them talking. If they continue to talk after the subject has been changed you're doing well. If they talk for ten to fifteen minutes your golden.

Ask them out. Just say "You're pretty cute and you seem cool. You seeing anyone?" You need to directly ask if they are single that first day or else you can get friend zoned. You don't have to do it right off the bat, but it has to be that first day or first time out.

Just ask them to that coffee shop or someplace close and go from there.

Just try it for a week or two anon. If you don't like it you can go back to being miserable.
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>>664027752
> Im introverted and anti-social.
> I'm sick of doing everything alone.

Pick one, faggot.
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>>664027752

>Age
28
>Last relationship
Never
>Last time had sex
Never

Get on my level you faggot. It can always be worse. I'm living proof of that.
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>>664027752
>age
22
>last relationship
today, 'cause i dumped the slut
>last ime having sex
today

Being single is at least twice better than hacing a girl. 4real.
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>17
>high school
>never been in a relationship
>Have only 2 friends
>Never go to parties except a rock weekend
>only 2% of my generation here listens to rock
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>>664029812
Being introverted doesn't mean you want to be completely isolated.

Even Daria had Jane. You're probably too young to even get the reference.
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>>664029812

Those aren't redundant, you 4th grade dropout.
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Age
20
Last Relationship
Never
Last Time Having Sex
Never

Not looking for a change at this point. Im super interested into TV and Work and School and I have no real desire to have a girl around. TBH never ha the desire to have sex or a relationship.
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>>664027752
Theres a reason why you fags are alone, its because you worship the vagina to much.
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>Age
38
>last relationship
1995
>last time having sex
nope
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>>664029783
Is that so? I'm pretty sure where I live all I would get is a, "Mind your own fucking business, creep."
Assuming they don't start with pepper-spray, or a taser.
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29
2012
2012

don't really care. being alone doesn't bother me that much. i have a full-time job, lots of money and free-time, and i know that relationships are not my strong suit.

advice for you OP: go get some friends. if you really want a gf/relationship then you gotta start being social. otherwise quit bitching. it isn't that bad.
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>>664030250
Can you cast lightning bolt?
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>>664030397
at least i am not attracted nor effected by women anymore
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>>664027752
You know there are these wonderful creatures who give unconditional love called dogs. Perhaps you should invest in a nice sociable breed.
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>>664030051
you are the biggest faggot ever i'm 18 and almost all my friends listen to rock
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>>664030545
WOW SENPAI, SUGOI!
TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, DESU!
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>>664030545
Well in my country everyone listens to balkan and techno
In my class wit 32 people only 3 of know who slash, clapton or knopfler are
So dont call me a fagg because everytime i put on rock music in class everyone is like 'turn that shit off' ... ofcourse i dont that is why i have no friends
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>>664030500

I am willing to be you anything that if/when a cute-ish girl shows you the smallest amount of attention or concern you daydream about your lives together.
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>>664027752
Fuck off normie.you have no idea what its like to be forever alone... You had a relationship and sex last year...

>25
>Virgin
>Never had a GF

Gtfo normie
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>>664029783

This is only okay in America. In the rest of the world this will make you look like a mad person.
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I'm a fucking wizard. You should just do what you feel like, because no one gives a fuck.
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>>664031071

Sucks for you, then.
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>>664030250
Can you cast damnation?
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>>664031259

Is what parties and pubs are for.
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>>664027752
>>Age
>27
>>last relationship
>married
>>last time having sex
>this morning
Sometimes its better being alone trust me. But eh I guess the grass looks greener on the other side.
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>>664030545
I bet almost all your friends are dickless faggots.
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>>664031071
>This is only okay in America.

Maybe in cucked Europe. I'm sure it's fine elsewhere.
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>>664027752

>40
>Never
>1999

Get over it
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i thought about killing myself but i find that if i wanna die, ill just join the army and get deployd in irak or afgan so i can kill some muslims before i go
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>>664031068
eahueauhehueau i'm not op, but my white cock is 8,5inches long so i wanted to tell you this

i'm also a successfull fucker and i don't know any english

jelly?

i'm in love with my own dick what makes me bi
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>>664027752
Give yourself to the gym, join a local running club, shag bored housewives in running club. Get fitter. Compete in marathon. Win marathon. Start charity for forever alone, six figure ceo profit.
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>>664031046
I'm not the guy you replied to, but that hit too close to home.
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I like this theard so much...
calling woman whores then complaing about been alone and with not sexual life
you guys growp up
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>>664027752
26, last real relationship and sex in 2010.
I don't really care anymore. I just lose myself in hobbies. I have not even fapped since 2012.
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>>664030260

Where the fuck do you live? Done this in lots of places I think I've gotten something to that effect maybe three times out of literally hundreds, if not a thousand, times.

>>664031487
I thought eurofags were supposed to be all relaxed?
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>>664031071
Are you a faggot m8.

I'm from germany and this is literally one of the most basic ways to chat up a chick.
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>>664031878
I literally did everything a porn actor would do and am male.

Women are whores for most of the times. :) no hard feelings.

I only met a handful of women of the dozens of women I fucked and had ons with that would have been material for long - term relationships.
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>>664032127
don't you need to be a muslim to fuck some white ass in germany?
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I wish suicide was an option. Oh well. Only 50 more years of lonliness to go.
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>>664032588
why it isn't a option?
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>>664032588
Check'd
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>>664027752
> age
20
> last relationship
Never
> last time having sex
Never
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>Age
23
>last relationship
never
last time having sex
august 2015

gave up the thought of intimicy in a relationship a while ago, still cant grasp the concept of women falling in love with men and find it utterly impossible for me to do
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The truth about women
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>>664033479
CRTL+C
CRTL+V
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>>664033899
werd. Dubs don't lie.
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>>664033899
You sound like a faggot if you believe this is undeniable fact
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>>664027752
Women not only fake orgasms, but also fake entire relationships. Their feelings change over the ficklest of things. Fucking is great, but I just one day realized relationships aren't worth the trouble. Women love to complain about men, but don't seem to realize they are the reason we no longer give a shit about romance, trying, being genuine, etc.
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>>664034033
Dubs don't lie
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>18
> 6 hours ago
> 24 hours ago
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>>664027752
same boat and loving it. bitches are stressful find a hooker that you like and stick with it... cheaper than a GF and none of the bullshit
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