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ITT we judge each other based on our major/minors. Actual adult fags can pretend their too school for cool.

Major: Maths
Minor: Business

Probs an faget
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Maj: Geology
Min: Computer Science
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Major: ComSci
Minor: Multimedia Arts
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>>664023411

Looking to score it big in the dying oil market or just a happy accident? I strongly considered geology until I realized how much I enjoy maths in my free time. Part of me wishes I had pursued, another part is happy I dodged a bullet.
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Maj: Sustainable Innovation
Min: Energy
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Major: molecular bio
Minor: botany
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Major: astrophysics
Minor: forensic science
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>>664023040
Major:Physics
Minor: Nothing because i´m not an amerifat in a shitty school.
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Major: civil engineering
Minor: earthquake reactions management (i dont know how to spell it in english)
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Maths/Comp sci. Not American so neither is a major or minor
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>>664023040
Double Major (The "double" means I'm good at sex): Pure Mathematics
Minor: Physics
>>664024923
And I'm australian so it looks like your shitty uni is the only one not trying to diversify its students' education
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>>664024923

So edgy I lost I forgot how to deal with yuropoors.
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Major: Audio Engineering/Production
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double major
Spanish/Linguistics
Philosophy

get mad
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>>664025091


Nor*

Go to an American Uni please.
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>>664023040
>mfw murica education system
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>>664025250
now i know why the white stripes were popular for five minutes.

it certainly wasn't because of their music.
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>>664025182
My school gives me the credits just in my physics course to literally finish a degree in pure mathematics in half the time. We are not just jerking around with wordplay.
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Major: Financial service managment
Minor: Theology
its a weird combo, i know
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>>664025437
They are awesome... mostly because of Jack White, though. He's a musical genius.

I only posted that picture because 1) They were pretty good. and 2) I've done some work with the producer who produced "Get Behind Me Satan", probably their best album.
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>>664025437
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>>664025309
>Spanish/Linguistics
Pretty good, but unless you are really smart expect to end up as a teacher
>Pilosophy
Expect working at mcniggers.
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philosophy/political science

:^)
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>>664023040
major: engineering
minor: maths
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>>664025611

Financial Service management could possibly be the most vague major possible. What exactly does this entail?
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>>664023040
>>664025182
>>664025091
Don't see to many fellow math majors around. There's like 50 total at my school out of 40,000 students.
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>>664025642
we will have to agree to disagree.

i find there music to be formulaic and derivative.

serious question. do you like beck?
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>>664025902
Banking life, insurances or stockmarket
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>>664025704
graduated 2 years ago
made about 90k usd last year translating

mfw
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>>664025902
It the "I´m in a frat at a shitty college" kind of deal.
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>>664023040
Major: working and not wasting parents money on worthless degree
Minor: fucking your moms while your dads jacked it to gay porn
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Major: International Studies
Minor: Anthropology
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>>664025833
ma nigga
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Film production major
Creative writing/English minor

If I can't make it as an indie writer/director I'm going to go to seminary and become a pastor.
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>>664026206
>Maths
>Worthless degree
Not everyone is some retard who wants to push back life 4 more years with some stupid woman studies degree.
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>>664026239
great future in drive thru window attendance
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>>664026433
add up my check without the cash register faggot because its your future
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>>664026206
Know many math majors that make about mid range 6 digits. As in $300,000-$700,000.
Math isn't a worthless degree
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>>664026239
>When I´m big I want to be part of the United Nations starter pack.
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Double Major Economics and Electrical Engineering
Minor Maths and Informatics

At least that's how I would translate it to shit-tier USA
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>>664023040
Undergrad
Major: Environmental Science
Minors: Chemistry and History

Masters
Major: Environmental Science
Minor: Environmental Toxicology

Doctorate
Major: Environmental Science
Minor: Food Science
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i'll save everyone the trouble of reading this thread

"only engineering, match, sciences are worth studying"
"lol women's studies u r poor"

literally every post in this dumb thread, every single time
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>>664026564
Yea, if you think that is what is expected from math majors you are better off """"""working"""""
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molecular and cell biology

lucky for me school is free. i don't even have to pay most living expenses.
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>>664023411
Maj:Waifu
Min:Fap
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>>664026724
>Minor in a PhD
Please tell me amerifats don´t do this.
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>>664026760
mah job in maths
earning so much monies
unemployed
waaaaaa
fries with that?
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Undergrad
Major: International Relations
Minor: Japanese language

Masters
Major: International Relations
Minor: Defense Policy

Doctorate:
still waiting on approval
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Major: RCMP
Minor: grade 12

any other law enforcement here, fuck you spoiled kids and your education ill knock the fuck out of you na im jk this is a llorT post
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>>664026724
the 36 year old whos still at school
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Major: History
Minor: Epidemiology
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>>664026937
http://www.prospects.ac.uk/options_mathematics.htm
Keep coping with your shitty life retard.
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>>664025918

Funny to see that. Math seems to be one of the biggest majors at my little school. Most of them are pleb focused in math ed, but still math majors none the less. I am probably just more inclined to interact with math peoples instead of everyone else though which skews my perspective.
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>>664026912
It is not that uncommon. Really depends on the work you do and what courses ypu take outside of the department. I worked on lipid isolation of a specific fish and needed the food science for addition expertise in the area.
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>>664027149
What the fuck does that even mean.
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>>664027156
schoolboy advice

i'll get right on that!
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Tradesman. I study beer.
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>>664027141
Lol, I'm 31 and just Graduated but close.
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As an European we don't have this funky major-minor system, but I did do 80 ECTS classes of informatics and physics (computer science + some electronics stuff) and 40 ECTS of mathematics and statistics, so I guess my major was computer science and my minor was mathematics.

Anywho, I also have a master's degree in computer science and now I'm currently doing my PhD.

So rate / hate I guess...

>inb4 get a job
I worked full-time as a software developer while doing my masters and for half a year after my master's. I have some part-time experience as software dev as well.
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Major: Economics
Minor: computer science
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>>664027149
Daywalker
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>>664027463
That must be the comfiest thing, considering all things.
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Just got my LL.M., now studying for a J.D.
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>>664027393
I study disease patterns and distribution. My dissertation was on the dynamics of plague spread throughout urbanised Europe.
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>>664027478
returns as professor

never leaves school
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>>664027675
nigger dicks
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>>664027675
I think he meant your combination fa-m.
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>>664023040
Majors: Education and English

Minors: Science and Maths

Plan is to teach some sweet STEM, then when I have some money, take some time off and grab my masters in either Linguistics or Child Psychology
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>>664027933
>Science and Math
That´s not a real degree.

Nice b8
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>>664023040
>dropped out after 10 years
>am more educated than anyone who's got their degree
>#freeeducationmyass
>#fml
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>>664027933
Which science?
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>>664028054
Two minors dipshit. It's an extra 4 courses for a minor.
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>>664028101
Literally just science. Gotta love how easy it is to churn out a minor in Australia.
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>>664028171
Nah fam, it was the "science" part you retard.
Still you are going through a meme path.
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>>664028171
And what is the "science" you don't get a minor in science, you get a minor in Chem, biology, etc.
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We do law as a combined undergrad degree:

Major 1: Law
Major 2: Sociology
Minor: Capital Markets
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>>664028248
>>664028288
Hmmm ok
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>>664027141


My dad finished his PhD in Pharmacology/Toxicology back in '99 at 44. He makes a lot of money. Don't see the problem with people going back to school, as long as they have a focused intent/purpose.
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Computer science
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>>664028248
>science

no your still in grade 10
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>>664027709
Naw, I have been working in a response lab for a little bit. I plan on getting some real experience before going back to academia.
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>>664028285
>>664028288

Literally it's just science. Like, not even kidding. It's part of the whole Education degree. You don't have to go any more than entry level shit.
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>>664024781
what do you plan to be? space batman?
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>>664028483
not talking about people going back to school
talking about people who stay for years racking up degrees

so your dad is the breaking bad guy?
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>>664026594
> le 300k $ starting meme
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>>664028761
My sides
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Major: Software engineering
Interdisciplinary studies: Mechanical engineering

Did shit a bit differently but yeah
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major: physics n art
minor: my own language
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Double major:
Psychology & Physiology.
Starting my first semester of post grad in neurobiology.
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>>664028693
>Like, not even kidding
You were scammed. No highschool will accept you with a "science" degree.
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>>664028535
>>664028329

https://www.uq.edu.au/study/program.html?acad_prog=2110

http://courses.mq.edu.au/undergraduate/doubledegree/bachelor-of-science-with-the-degree-of-bachelor-of-education-(secondary)

https://www.arts.unsw.edu.au/future-students/undergraduate/degrees/bachelor-of-scienceeducation-secondary/

http://sydney.edu.au/courses/bachelor-of-education-secondary-education-science-and-bachelor-of-science

First 4 links on google. Welcome to Australia
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>>664023040
After this semester I'll have a degree in Liberal Arts and Sciences (STEM). But I'm trying to get into Nursing school.
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>>664028684
How much do you make?
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>>664028924
that's for teaching high school science

as I said your in year 10
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>>664028973
50k right now, gotta get specialized experience before I can start applying to the 80k-90k jobs. I would start at that if I would work in the private sector. But I like government benefits right now.
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>>664028940
LONDON?
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>>664029262
CAPSLOCK?
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>>664023040
Major: Computer Science
Minor: Psychology
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>>664028765

Fair enough. My dad is against most of acadamia as a PhD because of that trap a lot of schools have been pushing people into recently.

He's not really into the breaking bad side of chemistry unfortunately. His company is subcontracted by large pharmaceutical companies, like pfizer, to fine tune drugs have the desired half life in the body.
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>>664029310
hello reddit.
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>>664023040
Maj: Finance
Min: Political Science
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>>664029369
>designs caring sex robots for the betterment of humanity
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Major: Physiology and Pharmacology
Minor: Education
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>>664029424
>finds loopholes in financial law to publicly fund his campaign.
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>>664026010
No I don't like Beck. I could never really get into his music.
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>>664029549
>Gets kids high on prescription meds so it is easier to handle teaching them.
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double major

Majors: Anthropology & Arabic Language
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>>664029570
Can't stump the Trump
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>>664029369
>helps insane super computers recover
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>>664029688
>waiting on someone to glass the middle east so he can "discover" their culture again.
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Major: HVAC + EMan
Minor: none, transfered from college.
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>>664029549
>juices the schools track team
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>>664029833
>drinks beer ands hits wife after working on air conditioners all day.
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>>664023040
Major: sociology
Minor: sucking nigger dick
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>>664029961
>manager at mcdonalds / prostitute
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>>664029688
>drowns while searching for the lost city of Shebba of the coast of Yemen
a Syrian child takes an ironic photo of his body on the beach
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>>664026816
This
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Major: Classical Studies

Didn't have a minor.

Come at me.
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>>664023040
Major : aerospace engineering + marine engineering
Minor: ??????? If I fail I'll kill myself
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>>664029797
you got me
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>>664030112
>pretty cool dude, ends up the curator of a small collection in California.
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>>664030154

Just an hero now and stop wasting everyone's time with your shit
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>>664030154
>waiting to start the real "centurions" once he masters mechanical engineering
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>>664030154
>tries to bring back the seaplane, dies broke and institutionalised
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>>664030366
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>>664026042
Why the fuck would anyone pay you $90k to be bilingual in the second most common language in America? There are literally millions of Mexicans here that would do that for minimum wage.
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Universities in the UK work a bit differently but mine would more or less be
Major: Accounting and Finance
Minor : financial management
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Theoretical physics
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>>664030804
>works at Charles Schwab, has ok life.
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>>664026688
I have a quadruple major in maths, physics and sociology. Get gud scrub
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>>664023040
Already got a job, and not American, but translated my major/minor were:

Major: Computer Science
Minor: Game Design
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>>664030834
>spends life making theoretical money with his theoretical family and career.
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>>664030962
>eats a gogurt and then goes back to middle school.
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>>664030804
>cooks the books and flees to south America with a sack of pounds sterling, dies from aids after too much Brazilian nigger cock
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>>664023040
Major: history
Minor: English.
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>>664023040
Mayor: architecture
Minor: design
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>>664031139

Lol couldn't even tell I listed 3 things instead of 4 like I said. fucking newFag. Learn how to troll.
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>>664024923
This guy sucks dicks.
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>>664030834
>theorises that his anus is a gate to the multiverse, is found head deep in his rectum by astonished colleagues
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Major: biology
Minor: marine science

Masters: marine science


Global warming is a scam, fags
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>>664030962
>dies a virgin
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>>664031390
No, pretty much called it.
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>>664031008
>invented Frogger but was ten minutes late pattening it, gets murdered by fellow cab driver when he tells the stories one too many times
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>>664031311
>attempts to write historical fiction novels only to find no one gives a fuck
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>>664023040
I want to major in computer science if that counts I'm still in high school
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>>664030482
>implying I haven't already been institutionalized

I wanted to be a pilot but they wouldn't let me and that is understandable, so if I couldn't fly the damn thing I might as well work on it
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>>664031898
Underage b&
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>>664031329
>designs the new Pizzahut shops
>dies from eating too many complimentary pepperoni and cheese
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Major: Astrophysics
Minor: Either math or physics
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Double major: Music Production and Business.
Minor: Physics
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>>664031463
>beats W.T.Snacks record for longest time fucking a dead whale
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Major: medicine

>got my diploma
>receive a call of duty
>navy got me, fuck
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>>664032048
So basically you want to smoke weed and work at McDonald's for the rest of your life
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>>664032155
pa, np, md?
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>>664030762
because the mexicans wont know the meaning of anything more than a 3 syllable word in either language
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>>664023040
Major: Secondary Education - English with Theatre emphasis
Minor: Politics

Planned Master's in Educational Leadership
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>>664032048
>invents new formula for calculating the distance to Uranus, helps probe uranus
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>>664023040
Maj;Engineering
Min;Physics
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>>664032070

I go to school who majors in Accounting and Music. He acts like a major fedora beta bitch who wants to act like he knows more than anyone but ends up marginally above average on every test. Hopefully you're not like this guy.
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Dubs;

Bachelor's in Automotive Engineering/Design
Associates in Intelligence Studies (read: Intelligence Analyst)
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Major: Comp Sci
Minor: Graphic Design
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>>664032488
What do you do for graphic design anyway?
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>>664023040
Major: Computer Science
Minor: Your little sister
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>>664032155
>works with seamen all day everday

fag
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>>664032426
well fuck that guy.
I honestly just love music in any form, I want to work in a studio or open a studio to record people. There's too much talent that goes unseen because of the mainstream music media. Also music is great therapy.
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>>664032100
That's a much brighter future than my current one, m8.
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>>664023040
major: Physician assistant, third year
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>>664032542
Design graphics?
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>>664023040
Major: Culinary Arts
Min: Pathology

I messed up and can't go back until I'm 25 and not considered dependent on my parents.
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Major: Law
Minor: Business

rate me faggots
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>>664032268
go to bed Hilary, Bills asleep and won't want to dry hump you
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>>664032542
It was something I was interested when I was younger but I only freelance in my free time, but when I do get work sometimes it's for the government or just some builders and real estate agents
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>>664023040
Major: Auto Tech
Minor: Business
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>>664023040
Major: Auto Tech
Minor: Business
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>>664032688
Be a real healthcare professional fucker. Doctors diagnose patients, Nurses save patients, PAs are just a grey area without an actual Med License
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>>664032445
>collects diecast cars
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>>664032651

Well, that was a pretty good response. Hopefully that things go as planned. Actually enjoying what you're learning about makes for a completely different classroom experience.
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Major: Math
Major: Economics

Currently doing doctorate in math
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Emergency Management major here
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Major: Electrical & Communications Engineering
Minor: Economics
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>>664032488
>makes backgrounds the repeat over and over for kids cartoons
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>>664032746
I read that as cunnilingus arts.

Anyway, that's a weird ass combination, man. Why do it?
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>>664032563
>makes cp sites
>finds love with Bubba in prison
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>>664032992
Close

I actually collect GunPla (Gundam models).
I do have 1 Suzuki Cappucino diecast though.
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>>664033009
Im enjoying it so far, most of the production stuff is second nature because I've been in the field actually playing the music. The Business part sucks because I actually have to focus on the how rather then the why
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>>664032664
there is a prize too
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>>664033115
I refuse to do that kind of work, and if you real my other post I said that when I do get work it's either the government or builders/real estate agents
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>>664033211 (checked)
Bubba Ray Dudley is the man. Him and that nigga DeVon used to kick ass.
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>>664032746
>food and shit? no wonder you messed up
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>>664032759
scumbag/10
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>>664033285
For me that's not the case. I always feel like in the business world it's more of a "do these things this way because we say so" instead of a "this is why things work this way" approach. Maybe I prefer more of a foundation than what my school provides, but I generally dislike how business classes are taught. Accounting classes seem to be the exception and marketing classes exacerbate the problem to the nth degree.
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>>664032931
they do have a med license. and a DEA license. and they diagnose. and prescribe. and they can pronounce you dead
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>>664023040
Major: structural engineering
Minor: english
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Computer Engineering and a minor in economics
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>>664033042
>perma virgin
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Major: Feminist Dance Theory
Minor: Queer Mineralogy
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>>664033711
You'd best be doubling as Electrical Engineering.
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>>664033095
>tafe
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>>664033777
I know, but already got into uni 3 years late and itll be too expensive
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Maj: Electrical Engineering
Min: Theatre

Don't plan on using theatre in my career, just huge theatre fag.
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>>664033323
>too long didn't real
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>>664033777
A master's degree is on the list as soon as I start working
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>>664033917
>huge theatre fag
Actual honest self description
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UK uni so no major/ minor but to try and put it in those categories.
Major: Chemistry
Minor: Analytical Chemistry and Statistics
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>>664033766
10/10 education
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>>664033674
>writes the book, 'Why 9/11 wasn't an inside job', builds a fort with unsold copies and survives ww3
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>>664033766
nice dubs
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>>664033042
I've been thinking about grad school for maths. The only thing that really stops me is being unsure if I'll enjoy going that deep into maths and being demoralized every step of the way for those little moments of enlightenment.
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>>664033917
>is much loved by Bruce his husband for never not changing a lightbulb
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>>664023040
majored in dropping out of highschool
minored in never going to college

Zero debt, own a business of oyster aqua-farming, netted about 300k last year
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Commerce
Major: any of Accounting, Economics, Finance or Actuarial Studies
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>>664028886
lol i bet you're just a dyslexic guy who actually wants to do physics.
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>>664034488
>the real mvp
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>>664023040
Masters: Mechanical Engineering

Because I can actually do 4 years of a sole subject as my attention span isn't that of an percopsis omiscomaycus
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>>664035158
>your no tyto alba either
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Major: Game Design

Minor: Don't have one
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>>664032219
Drugs r bad
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>>664032338
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Major in marketing, minor in statistics
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>>664035889
>he lieks playing games hurr
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>>664036210
>shot by niggers while handing out the census
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Major-- Exercise Science: Pre Professional

Minor-- Biology
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>>664036266
Dubs don't lie anon. I do like muh vidyas
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Major (what I have the degree in): Neuroscience
Second Major (literally only because I found myself completing the major requirements for this while trying for my degree): Psychology.
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>>664023040
Major: Biology
Minor: Philosophy
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>>664023040
Maj: Mech E.
Min: Mech E.

Rekt.
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>>664023040
Major - anus
Minor - vagina
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>>664023040

Major:Journalism
Minor: Childhood Education

lol idk
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>>664035759
this fucking carcharodon carcharias got a first class honours and walked into £45k strategy consultant role

what has your ovis aries ass done recently?
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>>664025413
>mfw 'muricuh "education" system.
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>>664023040
Interdisciplinary Studies with concentrations in Computer Science and Information Systems

Translation: I'm a lazy fuck that only wants to take CS and IS classes. I don't give a fuck about math and BS liberal farts classes.
>>
Major: Chemical Engineering
Minor: Maths

Georgia Tech is literally the STEM meme.
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>>664036411
>mah abbs and muh pumping of der irons
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Maj;/Min.: Master of Chiropractic [MChiro]
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>>664025611
>>Major: Financial service managment
>>Minor: Theology
>>its a weird combo, i know
Are you a jew?
>>
>>663957954
>>664023040
Major: Computer Science
Minor: Math
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>>664036532
>will be able to identify the species of cockroach infesting the shithole motel he ends up living in
>>
A little weird but:

Major: Information Technology and Web Science + Gaming and Simulation Arts Sciences.

Minor: Computer Science + Music Performance
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>>664023040
Bachelor's Degree
Major 1:
Marine Science w/ concentration Oceanography
Undergrad Major 2:
Computational Science
Minors 1 & 2
Mathematics & Chemistry

Graduate Degree:
M.S. Oceanography
Research:
Interstitial water chemistry in estuarine environments.
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>>664036706
>won the internet
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>>664036704
>lois lane detected
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>>664037461
why thank you
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>>664037405
Main focus is Cognitive Science in both majors if that adds anything
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>>664037000
>trips, about the last thing of worth you'll ever get so enjoy
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>>664037050
>bwahahahahahaha
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Major : womans studies
>>
>>664026960
Are you in Geneva?
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>>664023040
bachelor of medical science
>>
>>664037405
>everything a boy needs to recreate classic Nintendo games for chinese knock off companies
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>>664037443
>the guy who cleans the whale shit out of the orca pool at seaworld
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>>664037831
>future president of the united states of america
>>
Major: Two quarters away from BS in computer engineering.
Minor: lol no time
>>
Major: Chemistry
Minor: Math
Unemployed for like 7 months now,
>>
Undergrad

Major: Social Psychology
Minor: Marketing (I had to pick something)

Masters (number 1)

Major: Clinical Psychology with a PTSD specialization

Masters (number 2)

Major: MBA with a Health Management specialization

Next up: Doctoral in counseling

Currently working as a therapist while completing MBA

Current student debt: 0.0 (thank you all for picking up the tab for a veteran)

I love you guys
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>>664025250
same bro. graduating in May, what's your plans ?
>>
>>664036726
http://www.thebestschools.org/features/100-best-universities-in-world-today/

lol
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>>664026688
I actually thought about a double major in economics and electrical engineering, but my professor said it would be pointless, and i should only minor in economics if im interested and then go into financial engineering. thoughts?
>>
Major: Archytexture
Minor: Maf
>>
>>664033147
I'm passionate about food and biology.
Was a chef downtown in a local city for a while, caught up in drugs and alcohol. Now I work for a phase 1 pharmaceutical research company and hate it.
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>>664038221
>that's a lot of BS


kek
>>
>>664027578
all things considered
>>
>>664038274
>but but degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>
Major: Womans studies
Minor: None cause it oppresses me
>>
>>664028761
Fucking kek
>>
Major: Psychology
Minor: Nothing because im lazy af
protip: im not an mbti feelingfag
>>
>>664038289
>looks deep into you eyes and tells you about 'the horror, the horror'
>>
Britfag here
Masters in electronic engineering and computer science
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>>664038485
>kef
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>>664038554
Yeah, no one mentioned you had to look for work,
>>
comp sci major. I dropped out like 2 years ago. Making 15/hour pushing boxes around at fedex and just moved into a pretty legit apartment... hows the debt treating you guys?
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>>664038493
Well a BA is shit-tier for STEM.

Also embedded systems > video meme development
>>
Production eng/automotive eng
>>
EE
BA
>>
>>664030762
how many of them have master's degrees and can translate legal contracts?
>>
>paying to get a minor

Niggas that wont do you any good
>>
Major: Chemistry
Minor: Biochem
>>
>>664038763
by jove! it the IT man, I say chap should I turn it off? and then ..... turn it back on?
>>
>>664039020
Some programs require it.
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>>664038435
criticisms include "relying too much on award factors"

how about we start ranking universities based on actual modernised merit? rather than circlejerking over the past? most of our students are fucking dumb as fuck and it's embarassing

you look at some of the students from other countries, such as france, the uk, switzerland etc and the caliber is uncomparable

as a nation, we suck at producing educated citizens
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>>664038733
sure i'll analyze you

"You are deeply in love with your opposite gender parent"

That will be 120 USD please (though I do sliding scale so I can drop it to 100 USD)
>>
>>664039091
They make you pay more money to get the degree with your major on it?

damn son, thats gotta be shitty
>>
>>664039033
kek, most likely old boi
>>
>>664039018
>juan just juan
>>
Pre medical psychology with a minor in chemistry.
>>
Major: Gender studies
Minor: Fighting the patriarchy via tumblr
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>>664023040
Maj: Molecular Biology
Min: Geology
>>
>>664023040
Psych / comsci
>>
>>664024621
Mah Molecular brother!
>>
>>664023040
Major: Sociology of organizations
Minor: Accounting
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>>664039332
are you sure you're not majoring in "telling the same joke over and over" ?
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>>664039028
Was strongly considering chem but goddamn do I hate doing chemistry. I don't even like doing basic stoichiometry, too much like math. So I went with molec bio instead and now I do math for genetics instead. They fucking fooled me.
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>>664039122
give me you bank acc details and I will deposit it toot sweet

want to see my sliding scale?
>>
>>664025833
Same :^) polisci master race
>>
Msrketing, no minor
>>
Major: Emergency Management
Minor: Facilities Engineering
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>>664039573

Marketing*
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>>664039121

The fuck is modernized merit. These universities are ranked so highly BECAUSE they produce successful and intelligent graduates. The fuck are you on about, what is wrong with the list. I sense salty euros.
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>>664039342
>plans on becoming the Thing and starting his own Fantastic Four with a white human torch because that nigger looked like a burnt match
>>
Working on Ph.D. In classical studies
Hold masters in classical studies
>Inb4 I'll be college professor,
seen the world and worked on excavations which is what I want out of life
>>
>>664039121
Also

>>modernised
>>as a nation, we

You're not one of us, Ahmed. Stop fetishizing our culture.
>>
>>664039386
>mob accountant, dies in witness relocation working in a kebab shop
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>>664039537
no problem...

I believe you may have antisocial tendencies...you are attempting to steal from me by getting my bank account number

I'll need you to take a battery of tests for 1800 USD...then another 240 for me to take a look, do a write up, and have a session where I tell you that you are a fuck up
>>
UK Student so I don't have a minor
PPE: Politics, Philosophy, Economics
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>>664023040
Biology
Systems ecology
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>>664039632
>the fuck is modernized merit
nigga you fucking dumb? it's called basing academic ranking on how well these universities do in the modern climate

sure we produce a small proportion of fine graduates, but have you even gone to one of our unis? the conversation you hear over campus and the sheer lack of common sense hurts me
>>
>>664039592
>Paul Blart, Mall Cop
>>
>>664033323

Run >dmgctrl.exe
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>>664039959
autocorrect, suck my dick trump sympathiZer
>>
>>664023040
Maj: Qphys
Min: Math

I'm an faget too..
>>
>>664040083
Am field biologist
>>
>>664040014
>doesn't want to be payed
>keeps asking for money
>clearly deluded
>>
>>664040130

Nah, our school gives us tons of exposure to industry so that that doesn't happen
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>>664040376
>clearly didn't read the response
>>
>>664040107

No, you fucking euro, I just don't feel that changing the rules because I only have two ranked schools is a valid move. You talk about conversation, but what about actual fucking progress? Our STEM graduates are top-tier and can easily get a job anywhere in the world. Not to mention the massive flood of foreigners trying to get IN to our schools because they are also top-tier.

Yes, our lower-level school system is fucking worthless. Yes, a majority of our citizens can't figure out their right shoe from their left. But our top-level colleges are a different story.
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