Post your secrets /b/ Secrets thread (cont)

>>664017676
I'm scared of repeating numbers

>>664017676
Ur mom

>>664017676
I order expensive outfits online wear them once and return them. i even bought a tag gun to help with this.

>>664017740
Then you must leabe because i just got these dubs

>>664017639

I'm gonna enjoy you too ^_^

I'm being paid to work but havent' done any work for days, wasting time on /b/ instead

I often have dreams about having sex with my younger brother.

>>664018176
are you male or female? How old is your brother?

>>664018176
I once dreamt I had sex with the cast of hotel Transylvania, fell asleep with it on.

I want to be institutionalised and be raped by the staff and given drugs to keep quiet. And I get wet in that scene in kill bill where uma is getting raped by that guy while shes in a coma

>>664018376
hmm. Have you ever been sexually assaulted in real life?

>>664018376
we all got at little wet at that.

>>664018462
Yeah, as a child and a teen. I also masturbate to the thought of finding the guy that molested me and fucking him now.

>>664018335
Male. He's about to turn 18 in a couple of months.

>>664018475
Is it just that scene, or all rape in general for you?

>>664018642
Same guy as a child and teen? What happened and who was he?

>>664018769
One was mum's bf, the other was her next bf's brother.

>>664018714
I don't like violent stuff, a coma patient is okay though.

>>664018919
how young were you? Did you ever tell your mom?

How far did it get as a child and as a teen?

>>664018769
I went into more detail about it on a secrets thread about the same time yesterday if you happened to be reading.

>>664018714
I was a little kid when that movie came out mind you.

>>664018946
intriguing, you. Surprised you like that.

>>664018946
I like the seasoning house, seen that?

>>664019060
I WAS here, but I must have missed it. I understand if you don't want to go over it again.

Welcome to our little community.

>>664019084
its not an all the time thing. somehow that particular mix is okay.

>>664017676

lost my virginity to my older brother.

>>664019142
I have not.

>>664017676
I am love showing my tits on webcam and I have a boyfriend. I regret it every time but I can't stop.

>>664019220
fair enough. We never know what will get us going, as I keep learning here.

>>664019535
If we made a tinychat would you do it now?

>>664019142
just watched the trailer, does not look like something I would enjoy :/

>>664019274
Same here but it wasn't consensual

>>664019776
what happened? How old were you?

>>664019813
8 he was a teen.. I was very sheltered up to that point and knew nothing about sex. He made it seem like it was ok. Still think one day about getting even with him

I wish I were QG's side slut

>>664020021
Getting even how?
Has it affected you, do you think?

>>664019178
I just don't want to be repeating myself, boring. I usually just lerk, so it was nice to be so candid about it. I was around 5 or 6, stopped when I was 9 when I told mum. I ended up feeling bad for the guy, even at that age I knew he must be all kinds of fucked up, so I pulled the plug on the interviews with the cops and stuff. We moved out, then she eventually started seeing him again. The last time I saw him he took a picture of me when mum wasn't around (fully clothed) and she she was crying when we left. She later admitted she knew the whole time but was scared to do anything. He came into my room in early mornings and was mostly orally and fingers. He tried to "penetrate" me, but it wouldn't fit. I pretended I was asleep the whole time. I have to admit it did feel nice, and if he didn't visit me for awhile I thought he didn't love me any more. Even though I was young and didn't even know there were such a thing about chimo's, I instintually knew it was so wrong. It was more statutory when I was 15 I guess. He was 33. It was all the way and on the regular.

My girlfriend has no idea that I've shown friends pics of her naked

>>664019293
It's violent rape, well, maybe not violent violent, but I still enjoyed it. Wish I was there. Kinda.

>>664020314
i think i would have been good for the drug use, but seeing the girls covered in wounds is no go.

>>664019776

mine was. well sort of. not in the beginning, but i started liking it. it was weird.

>>664020061
If this is really my friend...

<3 You'd be great at it too.

>>664020311
My bf's mates gf was complaining to me that he had "sexy" pics of some girl on his phone, and he said it was some chick named Wendy. She described the pics and backgrounds in detail....they were me. I thought it was hot.

>>664020187
Oh OK, sorry, we did talk yesterday but the second story when you were older threw me off.

>>664020578
I'd do my best to make you keep coming back for more. I'd live for you telling me I'm better than your wife

I punched a kitten in the head so hard it went into fight or flight mode, running in circles, dragging its body, but then it died after many shallow painful breaths

>>664020639
She didn't know your name? Or she thought it might be you?

>>664020739
oh no sweetie, don't break them up.

>>664020639
I think she'd find it hot too but I'm scared shitless to tell her.

>>664020468
Yeah, I'm not completely into that side of it, maybe if they wernt hurt so badly. Maybe I just like playing the victim. But I also like the slutty, get used like a cum dumpster with no blame side.

>>664020739
I wouldn't come back. You'd be coming to me. Knocking on the door when she leaves for work, and slipping out when we were done.

And my wife is pretty great, so you'd have to work hard.

>>664020665
Yeah, I guess I can't really add it as abuse

>>664020951
I think I would like the setting put farther back in time, maybe a turn of the century opium den, and the girls are just addicted and not beaten and tied down.

>>664021040
I'll do anything that she doesn't want to do. Anything.

I my best friend and I were friends with another group of 4. During a party 6 years ago, they killed him and his sister. In order to avenge their death, I have killed 3 out of the 4 of the group. I am trying to find the 4th now.

I dated a b girl for a gift that pushed me to do rougher stuff and acted like she was being raped once. It fucked with me a lot, but it also stayed with me a little. Part of me wants to just rape her so i at least earned the fucked up feels, sometimes I fantasize about it when I masturbate.

>>664020815
He used a name of a girl he and my bf went to school with because he knew shit would hit the fan of she knew it was someone he still saw and she would probably tell me. I asked her to show me the pic, acting like I had seen the same pic on my bfs phone but he had taken the memory card out before they came over. It was me 100%, right down to the porn playing on the TV in the background

>>664021389
yea, fucked up feels. why does feeling so bad feel hot?

>>664020894
Yeah maybe don't tell, she'll just use it against you in an argument. I know because I did even though he never admitted to it. It was hinted at me during sex that his mate uploaded a vid of me to reduce, which I also found hot. I've always wondered if he really did.

>>664021307
>purebullshit.png

>>664021253
Yeah, that's more classy. Let's go with your scenario

i have made love to several teen boys.

Well she was a sub, which I met half way, but she waited until half way and then flipped it' I was getting close so I didn't stop' kind of reverse raped me. Sad thing is if I did rape her it would probably get her off. I am worried she broke something in me.

>>664021658
its hard for me to think wether its hot or not right now, just not in the mood for it. I wanna stay up in case anything interesting happens but so tired. :/

>>664021294
That'll be difficult. She's very open-minded sexually. The things I'd like that she wouldn't do would be VERY fucked up...

but we'll find plenty to do. I want to cum inside you and see it drop out. I want to be the first person to take your ass. I want you too suck me off in a public place where anyone could walk past, and for you to go out on the street with my cum all over your face. I want you to look after my friends at our poker night, bring in the chips and beer and keep everyone happy.

And then we can start to make it interesting.

>>664021594
No plans to. It makes me diamonds when I think about it while we're fucking

>>664021859
you should probably sleep, you. Don't go zombie on us.

>>664021707
its okay if you were/are a teenage boy.

>>664021903
I'm okay with all of those. I love the last one

>>664017676
The only way I could come while my bf was fucking me was by thinking of a dude getting fucked by a horse.

>>664021939
Would you ever let him fuck her? I had a bf who wanted me to fuck his friend once
once. At first I was hurt he would share me, then I got into the idea of it and he changed his mind

>>664021859
Yeah. Got to be in the mood to get raped to enjoy it haha

i cheated on my ex with a prostitute, and immediately after i got home i had my ex suck my dick while it still smelled like the condom i used. I have no idea why she didn´t notice.

>>664022430
if I was smaller, i think being held down and taken by an adult woman would be pretty hot.

>>664022556
I have never held a condom, I didn't realize they had a smell to them.

>>664022336
I don't think so. I love that when some of us are together she doesn't know that I'm not the only one who's seen her naked.

Showed some guy nudes of my wife and the cocksucker posted them here and they've been posted daily since.

>>664022273
I thought you might like that one. You can go around stroking their crotches, unzipping and sucking them while they grope you and finger you casually, all still talking and playing the game as if nothing was happening.

Then you could come sit on my lap and take me inside you. After I'd cum in you, you'd have to clean up all the mess and go bring more drinks.

If you were good at that I'd tell you you were a good girl, privately, once everyone had left, and that I was proud of you. If you were nervous or messed it up I might not be so happy.

And then we could really start to push some boundaries together.

>>664020665
Do you get off on the details of this kind of stuff? I mean, if I spoke to you last night, and you're asking again tonight, and I'm taking a wild guess you asked someone else on this thread about what their experience was. No finger pointing or anything, just curious in what sparks your interest

Last week I slept with a hot Tgirl.

>>664022868
I find it interesting. I like the details, to understand people's experiences and how they affected them. Sometimes I do find them hot too, but it's often not the things I expect.

Do *you* get off to any of the stories told here?

>>664020760
Kill yourself.

>>664022843
Do I just do it randomly to your friends? Or do they tell me to? Or do you?

>>664022623
How old are you?

>>664022915
trans girl right? I can never figure out, is the MtF then?

>>664023079
Yeah, hot sexy feminine girl with sexy secret in her panties!

>>664023064
I'm in my mid 20s, to old to be having the "firsts" I've been having lately, but i guess I'm a late bloomer.

my first boyfriend was 26 when I was 12.

>gay man here.
>sorry.

>>664023142
nice score, anon

>>664023000
nice trips!

>>664022748
In a proud way, perverted way or in a dominant/humiliation way? Do your mates just drool thinking about the hidden parts they've seen when they're looking at her?

Me and my cousin fucked.

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>>664022915
>>664023079
>>664023142
>>664023180
This is her

>>664022843
This is getting good. Do you all gang bang her, and can I watch/join in?

>>664023340
she's super cute anon. wish she would do me.

Wish I was being forced to wear diapers by my gf

I have never been able to cum.

>>664023397
She's a girly girl and strictly passive. Just what I wanted! 100% femininity

>>664023219
Hate to say this but mostly humiliation and the power of knowing

>>664022989
Have you ever been through any abuse? Are you a male? I find it interesting too. I've found girls either become extremely promiscuous or prude. There is no grey area. And I find that it's based on the relationship with the guy who assaulted her.

>>664023002
I'd tell you through eye-contact and gestures. Like, I'd nod to someone and you'd go and unzip them and suck them off without spilling a drop.

Then when it was done they'd say thanks, but they'd say it to me.

Maybe if you were good at the poker night, you could come be a waitress at our next dinner party. You'd still have to look after the guests but you'd have to do it discreetly, so my wife didn't notice.

>>664022989
And yeah I do get off to stories here. And what do you mean by what you don't expect?

>>664023705
male, no abuse.

Yes I see the same. Men and women seem to either get repulsed by sex or really into it to the point of liking the idea of abuse as a victim or perpertrator themselves. It does make sense - the mind needs to deal with the trauma so sometimes it makes it into a good memory.

>And I find that it's based on the relationship with the guy who assaulted her.

What do you mean?

>>664023769
You're so hot... would you help me buy an outfit for this? What would you want me to wear?

>>664023663
Aw that's not cool. Killed the mood for me. Definitely do not tell her if that's the case. So do you love this girl, is it serious or what, is this just something guys do?

>>664019016
Alllllright buddy, let's slow down with the questions

My secret is im 20 have mad hot girls that want to fuck me but have a girlfriend and im too honest to cheat on her

>>664024078
Love her to death but I get too turned on by it to stop.

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>>664024000

I touch my sister at night

I want to get ganged by 5-9 guys, ripped ofc. (lived with a girl for a year now).

>inB4ImGay

>>664024000
I think something suitable for serving. A black smart dress, buttoned top, small collar, not fancy, short enough that someone can lift it but not so short that they can see anything if they don't. Black lace bra. Heels. No panties.

The dinner party will be fun. My friends will know that they can use you but my wife won't. Guys will grab your ass as you come in, stroke your leg, corner you in the kitchen and pull you to your knees for blowjobs.

And maybe a couple of the women will want you too, to pull a boob out of your dress and suck on it, or for you to lick their pussy in the corridor while the party was just inside.

And I'd be watching all the time to make sure you were being a good girl.

>>664024406
I think you'd make me feel so loved and wanted

>>664023544
Damn how old are you?

>>664024651
What will you tell them? What are they allowed to do with me and what aren't they?

>>664023340
wew Lauren Prado the escort, slept with her a while back, i have aids, check yourself

>>664023952
Maybe not so much a good memory. Maybe more so if you don't say no, they can't have that power over you so you're less likely to stand up for yourself thus retaining power. It's also strongly tied to your self worth, or feeling like it's all youre good for. I that was my case anyway. I used to feel good about myself after a casual hook up, then I found I needed it more often, then it had the opposite effect and it made me hate myself. I also have little respect for what it represents, sex is just sex. It's making love and letting my guard down that is a big deal for me. In a 13 year relationship I'd only "made love" to him a few times.

In my case it was my step father repeatedly in the safety of my own bed. Compare that to a friend of mine who was molested a couple of times at a child care centre. She had no sex drive, was a mega prude.

Sorry for the essay.

>>664024766
I'm 20

>>664024903
Condom all the way anon. No worries.

I know my gf eventuelly is going to cheat on me, therefore i use her as a cumrag until that time comes.

I hate every single one of my friends, with the exception of 1 or 2.

i disrespect persons who has a close tie to their family

Sometimes when I get drunk I post my nudes on /b/ but act as if they're pics I found. I get off on anons fapping to me.

>>664024339
How old are you? How did your friends react when you showed them, did they ask, or you just went 'bam, my gfs ass in your face"? What is she doing in the pics?

>>664024847
No sex. Your pussy and ass are for my cock only... at least for now. But they can do anything else as long as it doesn't leave a visible mark. I don't want anyone else marking you.

And no mess. I don't want any cum or juices on the floors. You'll have to swallow any, quickly.

but that still leaves plenty of options.

Once you've shown you're good at being a cumslut at parties, then we can try something else.

I've always wanted to own a dog, for example.

>>664024994
Fuck. I would have an heroed by now. I can't even imagine a life like that.

>>664024952
Hmm that makes sense I guess. Thanks for thoughtful reply.

What sort of stuff gets you off here?

>>664025092

>I know my gf eventuelly is going to cheat on me, therefore i use her as a cumrag until that time comes.


I wonder if these two facts could be related?

>>664025399
I want to run away and be yours

I have a dick. It's shocking, I know.

I think im in love with my best friend. This is the second time this happened to me. Feels

>>664025534
She is not aware of this fact, i can assure you.

>>664025767

I know I'm going to get fired so I'm doing my job poorly until it happens.

>>664025286
22. First time we were talking about tits and I offered to show a pic I had of hers. Now it's just when I have something so I say wanna see? It's been everything from getting undressed to sitting on the toilet naked

I'm very good at making myself seem experienced and confident in everything through chat but I am terribly awkward irl.

>>664025689
Unacceptable.

>>664025630
Cum for me. I want to see your fingers in your pussy, your clit swollen, your nipples hard.

Let me tell you how.

>>664024507
why lie on the internet?

>>664025915
I'm so sorry ;-;

>>664025898
I can't even do that in chat, I delete half of my replies after typing them.

>>664025995
I want you to take me

>>664025479
I like the rape stories, or any sex stories without the girl being humiliated. they've got to do it because they want her, not to make her feel like a piece of shit. I'm enjoying this scenario in this thread about the girl being his and sharing her at parties and poker games until the dog thing came into it. Stories of girls being fucked by dogs, but not guys fucking female dogs. People talking about sexual fantasies, chaining girls up, but not when they hurt them or kill them. Would love to put a picture of myself up for others to get them selves off too, but don't have the confidence, couldn't handle negative comments and too chicken shit someone would recognise me or it'd end up everywhere.

What gets you off?

>>664026265
>>664025995
what the fuck are you 2 people on? 2 fat neckbeards?

quads 6

>>664025873
Does she know you are taking the pics?

>>664026497
Kik? We can discuss

>>664026265
I will. I'll hold you down and cover your mouth with my hand and take you. And you'd take it like a good girl.

come kik me on questions4chan, come on cam and give yourself to me. I'll tell you what to do.

>>664026653
Some but not all

>>664026617
shhh, me likey, even if he is just talking to himself

>>664026497
I think we maybe have similar tastes (I'm the guy in the scenario you just mentioned).

Pics will get negative comments but they'll also get positive ones, especially in these threads. I'd be intrigued to see. and people would for sure get off to them.

>>664026795
Haha, damn. Dont tell her you showed them, no way. I think the only reason I got off on the idea is because I got to see them and knew they were hot. That's terrible taking pics of your gf pooping in the nude

>>664026497
I posted three pictures when people asked for verification and I've gotten half good half bad responses. I guess you have to realize you're on 4chan :p

>>664027003
I know it's terrible

>>664026685
I don't have anything like that, not even fb.and I honestly don't even know what kik is. Besides, you only suggested that after I mentioned posting my nudes. I'm 30, ya don't want to be seeing me nude anyways.

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I cant help but rub one out when I encounter a overflowing porta john, I sometimes use the old poo as lube, I even taste it

>>664027244
30 is hot and I didn't want to talk just about your nudes but all kinds of ideas.

>>664026265
Fuck I want you now. I want your mouth around my cock.

Are you touching yourself? Tell me what you're doing?

>>664027470
I'm not doing anything yet.

>>664026908
Yeah, I've posted nudes in the past and it plays on my mind that they will one day show up. And they were only to people I'd spent a few years getting to know online. And once on tumblr. And are you him? I asked to join in or watch and you ignored me. Jerk. Haha

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older girls are better girls, tits are best when they sag a little.

>>664027600
Sorry I was kind of occupied. If you were a dinner party guest, I'm sure you could do whatever you wanted. She's a good girl, she'll look after you. I trust her.

What would you want to do?

>>664027556
Are you wearing underwear? If you are, stroke yourself over it. Use four fingers at first, and stroke upwards so you're stroking your pussy and clit up to the waistband.

Doing it?

>>664027835
Yes

>>664027020
On the Chan ha. Yeah, Ill just dwell on the negatives. I'm not in a good head space lately so I don't want to put myself on that situation. I see the standard of girl the Chan likes, they're way younger and more 10/10er. I used to be maybe a 7 or 8, boobs were a 10 for sure. Now I'm probs a 4. Are you the guy I was talking to, or someone else?

>>664028063
I'm the dinner party girl.

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Are these tits I found online or are they mine? You'll never know!

>>664027960
Good. I really want to see some proof, but I'll have to trust you for now.

Switch to two fingers instead, but rub a bit firmer so you can feel the fabric press into your pussy and rub against your clit. Like this >>664028047

No going inside the panties yet! not until there's the start of a wet spot.

>>664028186
>>664027960

Doing it? Tell me when you are so I don't have to ask.

And tell me when there's a wet spot. What panties are you wearing?

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>When I was really young I liked to chew on Coins.
>One day chewing on coins I inhaled a Penny.
>Oh shit nigger it's in the bottom of my Lung.
>Decide to ignore it, wasn't actively hurting me.
>Fast forward almost 10 years later I'm in the Mall.
>Fart and feel something come out.
>Oh shit I think a chunk escaped.
>Free balling
>Feel something warm drop through my Jeans, hear a clinking on the ground, look down
>Penny.

>>664027723
If that pics her she has nice fingers. I wouldn't want to be there just at the party, but the party would be foreplay teasing, you, her and your guests with her, watch you fuck her and give her mad gape, then I could bury my face in her pussy while she sits on your cock with her legs in the air till she squirts in my mouth and you cum on my face. That's my daydream lady fap material atm.

>>664028526
I'm doing it. But I'm not wearing anything cute. Sweat pants and a black thong.

>>664025831
Rather, i know im going to get fired soon, so i enjoy it while it lasts and the dissapointment when i get fired is less.

>>664028119
In the girl that asked to join ;) lol

>>664028705
no the photos aren't her. But that sounds pretty awesome to me. I'm sure she'd love for us to cum on your face together while you eat her.

>>664028705
>>664028881
I don't think I can squirt

>>664028740
That sounds cute to me. Wish I could see you with your sweatpants down, hand on your thong, rubbing yourself for me.

OK, that's enough through the panties anyway. Put your hand inside and use one finger on your clit. Just one for now. stroke it from side to side for me,

>>664029040
Maybe, maybe not. but you can get juicy. I'll squirt for both of us.

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>>664017676
>Post your secrets /b/


i ONCE SHOT A MAN......

.....just for snoring

>>664029095
I wanna cum

>>664029453
not yet. Not time yet.

I want you to put a finger inside your pussy first, deep as you can. Push it inside and then pull it out all the way. Then put it back in again a few times.

Then lick the finger and taste yourself. Tell me how you taste and tell me you're mine.

Then maybe I'll let you cum.

>>664028881
So, I backtracked to see how your dinner party thing started. You're GQ? Married? And you and dinner party girl know eachother from some other time?

>>664030035
I'm married and we know each other for a while, yeah.

>>664029642
I taste good. I wish I could let you taste me. I'm your property.

>>664024219
I can kiss thousands but cant have the only one... So sad... The one who doesnt want, waiting for, still.

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I have a fetish for girls puting cream, milk, ceral, cupcakes, butter and ice cream in their assholes then #####ing it out in another girls face. My friends and my ex think I'm weird and laugh.

>friends have a girl who is 9
>tease her because shes a brat
>she loves my company and is always clinging to me when im around
>at the table she would rather face me and mount my thigh than sit on a chair
>if shes not trying to mount my thigh, she puts her one leg and inner thigh between my legs
>kinda like half mount
>looks inappropriate but i dont acknowledge it
>continue to converse with everyone while swaying my body left and right so her body is not obstructing eye contact with other adults
>mother appears uncomfortable
>stand up occasionally to get her off
>she decides to sit on my foot and full body hug my lower leg
>shes literally grinding my big toe

...cont

>>664030261
You're mine but you're not anyone's property. And I want to taste you too. I want you to taste yourself on my cock and to taste you on your lips when I kiss you afterwards

Cum now. Cum for me. Cum hard.

>>664030472
Yes I am. I'm your property

>>664030452
Bitch you better continue

>>664030535
OK. You've given yourself and I will take you. So be mine and cum for me now.

But if you are really mine I will want to see you and hear you one day. Maybe not today, but one day.

>>664030155
Does your wife you talk dirty online and care/not care, or not know? Or is dinner party girl her?! Lol. You said there's not much she wouldn't do, examples? Sorry for killing the mood, ignore me and do your thing if you want. Just interested in the dynamics of your relationship. You seem fairly confident and smooth, I get the impression you're attractive

>>664030452
go on. curious to see what happens here

>>664030852
Attractive>> so one shall not look into problems with him(solved)(?)

>>664030852
My wife doesn't know I talk online by myself, but we do it together sometimes. She's pretty kinky and likes to be tied, bitten, called names. We roleplay, and she wants to have a girl together one day, like a little pet.

And thanks, I guess, about sounding attractive, though I don't know how that works exactly..!

>>664029040
Practice? Ive only done it again couple of times. I was pretty high when I did. You have to relax. I was spaced out and thought I'd peed myself when it was over. You said you'd put a few pics up, could you show me one now?

Got molested by my cousin when I was young.

Last year I fucked his wife

She thinks the kid is his

We know it's not.

Fuck her every chance I get, serves the fucker right

>>664030814
Yes sir

>>664031299
savage 100

>>664031299
Btw, dubs

>>664030452
stop fucking around now and let us know what happens in this awkward.com scenario

>>664031310
Did you cum? Tell me about how it was. What were you doing to yourself that pushed you over the edge?

>>664030452
>shes now under the table giggling
>i decide since no one can see, i lift only my big toe
>she stops giggling

i gotta continue this later...duty calls

Deep down i really wish i could go back to playing maplestory. But the old version, before nexon fucked it up .

>>664031154
Yeah idk either. Sentence structure maybe. Like I envision people with poor grammars and no confidence to be fat and smell funny. And confidence is attractive and you come off as confident soo there's that.

>>664031828
Attractive sentence structure. I'll take it.

I do write speeches and articles as part of my job so perhaps I have an unfair advantage.

>>664031508
I was lying back with my knees up and to the side, and imagined someone was on top of me fucking me.

>>664032290
I bet you looked adorable. I'd have loved to have walked in, right then, and taken you by surprise.

I look forward to next time. And I look forward to finally seeing you on cam one day and maybe working through some issues and then having some fun. And maybe we could see each other cum.

You should find things to look forwards to too.

>>664031616
you mother fucker

>>664032653
Second that

>>664031616
>she stops grinding and giggling
>i continue rubbing her with my big toe
>mother looks under table and yells for her to get off
>she whines that shes just playing
>i get up and lug her into her bedroom
>i keep the door open for obvious reasons
>we kinda yell and laugh as i try to shake her off
>the noise attracts her baby brother who is 4
>now theyre both on each leg but im wrestling and tickling the girl, brushing by here and there
>i tell them okay stop, i need to use the bathroom
>concealing diamonds
>quietly walk back to the room and peek my head in
>shes kissing her brother
>lips locked with maximum incest a 9 year old could pull off

>>664033160
Continue plz

>>664033160
cont pls

>can't stop thinking about a girl I met on Badoo
>she's a 22yo single mother
>we talked for three days, now she blocked me
>about to cry

>tl;dr I'm fag

>>664032091
Only unfair if you use it for evil. I'm off to bed now. Will probs talk to you again without realising it's you. Night. And good night dinner party girl

>>664033598
Don't cry fag. Gibs you hugs.

>>664033753
Goodnight, nice meeting you.

>>664033753
Good night

>>664034147
you should get some sleep too. It's been great. *hugs*

>>664034457
Yeah you're right. Speak soon

>>664034630
goodnight. Sleep well.

>>664033160
Hurry up fag

>>664033160
>she turns her head and sees me
>immediately she pushes her brother away and starts giggling
>i yell out whoa whats going on here
>she runs out and disappears into the yard
>night goes on and im now alone in the basement trying to nap
>it was a normal thing for the kids to play doctor on me fully clothed
>tapping my arms and legs with hammers, wrapping me with bandages
>i awake to girl crawling over my head to my chest
>asks me random questions about work and my girlfriend
>she asks me if i saw her and her brother
>tell her i saw everything and that she shouldnt do that
>begs me not to tell or she will tell about my toe in her naughty place
>welp im fucked

I'm a female that enjoys masturbation while auto asphyxiating.

>>664035591
Hmm ok cont plox

>>664035636
how do you do it so you dont kill y'self?

>>664035591
>ask her what else she does with her brother
>tells me nothing as she giggles
>i roll over and pin her arms out down and wide
>shes giggling louder and yelling nothing nothing
>her shirt rides up and i know shes extremely ticklish so i go for it
>with my mouth
>i blow fart noises on her stomach
>now shes screamimg and squealing with laughter
>she flails and tries to kick me but ends up leg locking my head
>my chin is pressed up right on her
>i couldve easily broke free but pretended i couldnt
>taunts me because i say how i cant reach her stomach anymore
>pretend to struggle as my lips brush past her lips

>>664017676
I once got my cousin to lick the tip of my dick by tell him he would get super powers and he fell for it funny as hell, but then he told his mother about the whole situation and i got in big trouble

i like masturbating while people are in the same room as me

>>664036138
By not doing for too long you fucking tool.

My girlfriends 15 year old daughter gets me diamond hard everyday... normally just walks around in underwear and a shirt like her mom...

>>664037474
dumbfuck! You clearly know less than fuck-all about autoasphyxiation!

I fantasize about 12-14 year old boys.
Don't have any intent to do anything though, no way in hell since I'm too old, it would be illegal and sick

>>664036611
Moar!

>>664037575
That's pretty embarrassing for u. They don't ever notice?

I had sex with my coworkers wife. He recently befriended me and had me over for dinner. While there she slipped me her number. He went out of town a couple weeks ago and I met up and fucked her while his daughter was sleeping.

He's a really nice guy and they're both very religious. It turns me on thinking I can ruin them with my dick

>>664036611
where is the follow up!?

>>664038804
Think anon is working during

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>>664017676
I'm black and I want to kill all the niggers on this planet.

>>664038804
The FBI kicked in his door.

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>>664038957
That's brutal

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>>664017676
I just want to see some of these women naked, I have no interest in them any further than that but they want more of a relationship and it's like bitch I'm nowhere near you, how the fuck am I supposed to be anything more?
I don't do LDRs that's fuckin retarded.
Oh and also, some of them are just plain old fuckin ugly.

>>664038957
pathetic. not only are you constantly shat on by whites, you're also brainwashed into shitting on the remaining pathetic excuse of your "race"

>>664017676
My ex had a video of her getting fucked in the ass posted on like a fourth rate site and Feminem decided to make a song about it.

Once I was sitting on my big brother's lap and he got a boner, and I got aroused by it lol

>had sex with 15 year old i met online, virgin.
>told me she was 18
>bitch has bf now, but still wants my dick

>>664039630
>note: age of consent is 15 here

>>664039243
Talk shit when you get featured on Brazzers you fugly ass matinee. That's why I told you start jogging.

>>664036611
where'd you go

>>664020760

Colby shut ur bitch ass up!

>>664028159
If you're not willing to be honest and own up to them, then none of us care.

>>664038957

>inb4 u get capped.

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>>664027607
True that, the only problem is so do the pussy lips.

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the oldest female i've fucked was 31 years older than me, and the youngest female i've fucked was 20 years younger than me.

>MFW

>>664036611
>i still have her arms pinned out
>still struggling and decide to go further
>begin taunting her as im pulling my head out from her leg lock grip
>say im gonna get her as im halfway out
>she now grips her hardest and im now supposedly stuck
>i let her arms free thinking she broke away
>she tries grabbing my head to keep me from getting free but all shes doing is pressing my face into her crotch
>i alternate between putting my mouth over her or digging my nose in deep

>>664040436
diamonds

I'm a residential electrician. I do all sorts of nasty, probably illegal things in customers' homes.

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>>664040625

nigger or mexican detected.

>shame on you if you're white.

>>664040436
i dont even care if this is real or not, this is hot af

>>664040895
Spoiler alert: NOT REAL!

>>664040895
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>664040895
She will probably get eaten by a bear in the end.

>>664040842
As white as they come.
No shame here my friend.

>>664040436
>i take these deep breaths and pretend to muster up the strength to break free in one shot
>im really just taking the deepest whiffs over and over
>i get bold by putting my mouth right over her
>muffles that i cant breathe makes her laugh
>i continue to let her win the struggle by bringing my head back up
>seeing her giggle when i say not fair makes me leak buckets
>shes moist
>wonder if its her or my mouth

>>664042027
dont stop

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>>664042027
>im really just taking the deepest whiffs over and over

fucking disgusting. at that age they cant even fucking wipe properly and leave skid marks on their underwear mixed with piss stains.

how the fuck does anyone get off to that shit?

>>664042027
i intend to read it all, even though it might contain bears

>>664017676

I crap the bed.

>>664042446
Welcome to /b/itch

>>664042777
checked

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one night with SS Bro we killed nigga homeless

>>664017676
I used to be massively fucked up and autistic.

Now I cringe at stuff people do, but I could get an argument started in ten words or less.

>>664017676
...
I see gay people...

>>664018176
Dreams of sex with family members is apparently pretty common and doesn't mean its what you actually want.

>>664042027
>shes wearing a skirt with short shorts underneath
>her entire crotch is saturated and obviously visible that she mightve peed herself a little
>i stop to laugh and tell her oooh you peed yourself
>she starts feeling down there and says but i didnt have to pee
>we stop playing and she gets up to go into the laundry room
>i run upstairs to see what everyone is doing
>some people outside smoking, some people inside drinking
>little girl yells out from the basement to mother she wants to change clothes
>mother checks what happened and said youre in a skirt, find some underwear
>im now outside trying to avoid girl

I messed with a neighbor 11 years younger than me.

>>664044085
Fantastic

once i let a friend of mine suck me and fuck me in the butt, we also kissed (i was younger and didn't think it was a gay thing)

>>664044144
How old are you then?

>>664044144
plot twist: you're a 65 year old fag and your neighbor was 54

>>664044401
sound pretty gay to me

>>664044288
>>664044402
>>664044457
I was under legal drinking age

>>664044085
i like it

>>664017676
I wear young girls underwear, it is nice and soft.

>>664044615
In muslim countries, this is infinite. No pedophilia proven

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>>664017740

>>664043844
But what about actually wanting to fuck a brother?

>>664044771
Under "US" legal drinking age, correction faggot

>>664038957
Understandable

>>664044945
what did you do to the boy pedofag?

>>664044085
>i get my balls busted for red marks on my neck
>cant handle a little girl?
>feelings of regret and shame take over
>still concealing diamonds
>girl comes outside and mother immediately yells to go back inside
>haha peepee pants as i point
>everyone yells whos the peepee pants?
>girl runs inside as everyone laughs and awws me saying im mean
>we all go inside, some get ready to leave
>i go to piss and notice behind me the tub curtains closed
>i always have a habit of opening it
>its girl sitting in the tub with her head on her knees
>are you crying little baby??
>she picks her head up and looks at me angrily, NO.
>and thats when i noticed
>no panties underneath

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>>664017828

>>664045464
Nice, keep it going

>>664018029
this, damn I had no acces to youtube, so I cant watch anything

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>CreepshotForum[dawt]com
>4chan's home away from home

>>664045464
more!

I post pics/vids of a relative on /b/ because I need a thrill in my boring, depressing life
>hidden cam
>no one has proved she knows her yet
>waiting for that
>this if fun

>>664017676
I once rapped a girl in my apartment building stairs when there was no light.

>>664045464
For the love.... GO ON!!! MOAR!!!

>>664046105
>rapped a girl
Did you come up with sick beats and sweet rhymes while you rapped?

>>664046365
lol, nope this will sound horrible, but she was 14, i knew who she was, but i was leaving to Washington state next day for at least 4 years, so i took my chance. She must be 20 now XD, she almost fought her way out but had her long time.

>>664018653
dude.. wtf, we should have burned you all in the crusades.

deus vult

>>664046522
I hope u go and hang yourself faggot

>>664045464
>i yell for mother to get girl out for hiding in the tub
>she storms out stomping her feet
>laughing as im readjusting them damn pesky diamonds before anyone sees
>girl is in bedroom for about an hour
>its late, shes probably asleep
>finally no more temptation
>back to the basement to get my phone
>fucking girl is sitting there watching tv and playing on her tablet
>biggest decision so far, should i stay or should i go

>>664046725
Bump. Keep going. Get to it man.

>>664046725
>should i stay or should i go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqH21LEmfbQ

>>664046725
is it nearing its end

>>664017676
I don't want to get married ;_;

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>>664046717
>>664046365
>>664046522
Well it went like this, in my old apartment building light was off for at least 5 days, and elevators where off, almost all apartments where clear cause the whole thing falling in parts, i saw this blond 14 year old girl in the block apartments next to mine coming and going all days, i think her friend lived in mine...ill never know , the girl is the one in the picture btw (facebook), and well, i knew my building was out of lights, i waited until she climbed the stairs to my floor, then juts went for it and rapped her two floors up from mine. She cried, nobody could hear her, or maybe they did.

>>664047221
Then don't :D