>Girlfriend is German as fuck, loves Germany and is Amerfag

Duolingo is a fun approach and it is free. Rosetta stone works well from what I hear

>>663862409
Well from my experience you start with basic, pronouns, basic word order etc, and try to write some paragraphs + learn vocab.

Halt doch die klappe und lern einfach deutsch

>>663862409
Op here, her mom has also started teaching me basic words like please and thank you and I love you

Most of the german television is dubed into german so you might try that. allso nickelodeon in the morning, there are childrens cartoons wich are annoying as fuck but you really leasn something. also grabing a schoolbook is a good way. the hardest thing is to figure out how the language works, and where to put the verb etc... if you are into some advanced shit try the helbig-buscha deutschgrammatik

>>663862409

Best way? Learn insults first. Then you will know if they are insulting you. Then work on Pronouns sentence structure, basic verbs. The more you learn and the longer you are around them you will eventually begin picking up when they are discussing your micro penis.

When you sitting together next time with her family just say:
"Hitler hat durch die angestrebte Terminierung der jüdischen Rasse den Grundstein für ein reines Deutschland gelegt. An diesen Prinzipien sollten wir weiterhin arbeiten"

They will love you for ever

>>663862753
ware es doch so einfach deutsch zu lernen...

>>663862409
Been learning German through DuoLingo. The language is pretty easy and the app is free.

>>663863460
>>663862676
Duolingo it is then. Thanks anon
-OP

>>663862409
Best way: live in a german speaking country
and I think its the most difficult latin language to learn properly

>>663862409
Kill that nazi scum at once

>>663863460
so lets see what you learned

It's very easy my friend I learned it 3 months in still working but almost fluent. Download "Duo Lingo" its an app, very easy to use and it doesn't date a lot of time

>>663863460
und was hast du gelernt du schwachkopf?

Good on you for trying to learn German, but that is rude as fuck of them.

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Learning arabic is pretty easy german friend. Here is a some common phrase:

"Allu ackbar" = thankyou/please/hello/goodbye

>>663864347
Her brothers always talk in English when I'm around, I think it's a courtesy towards me, but her mother always talks in German unless talking to me,

>>663864155
Den Missbrauch deines Vaters an deinem Mikropenis?

>>663864688
nice try, google never gets the prepositions right

>>663863146
even if this sounds retarded, i learned turkish that way. Also, "gangsta rap" and slang made my understanding of english better.

Germanfag here, so i´m no native

Naja die deutsche Sprache ist nicht wirklich schwer.. Just say " Fick mich du Schlampe" to her and you will be fine.

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>>663864018
>learned german in 3 months
topkek

>>663865183
there is room for improvement, you know

>>663865357
He obviously meant he has grasp of the basics, not that he learned the whole fucking language in 3 months. Besides German isn't that hard as people make it out to be. The just go at our with the idea that it's hard and that it sounds stupid etc.

>>663862409
wow.. her family sounds like a bunch of fucking assholes. but i guess it's germans being germans... at least they behave like this wherever they go (got loads of these fuckers here)

to your question: german is a fucked up language... i doubt the kraut bitch is worth going through the pain of learning that useless shit ;)

>>663862753
2 errors in a single sentence... good job m8

>>663865888
You can't generalize a whole country of people but I would still say that German girls are worth learning the language

>>663865842
guess its the amerifag way of doing a half assed job like in Iraq

>>663862409
>best way to learn

being invaded by germany

>>663866303
>Germany can invade

ITT: we discuss why Germany is the greatest nation

>>663866537
>Battle of the Buldge
Named for the buldge Germany made in America's lines, only lost because of low supplies.

Whats that gay flag stand for?

>>663866123
genau, du scheiß ami. ist ja nicht so als würdet ihr auf englisch keine wörter kürzen und immer in perfekter schriftsprache schreiben. lutscher

>>663866750
>Hey guys we are great I'm telling you we would have won if only it wasn't for our bad logistics.
But you haven't won though.

>>663866135
bunch of entitled spoiled bitches if you ask me but do as you wish ;)

>>663867255
>entitled spoiled bitches
Ikr? Gets me hard every time

>>663866123
>what is colloquial language

Say something like:

Ich vögle deiner kleinen Schlampe nachher sowas von das Hirn raus und versilbere ihr die Rosette!

It says: I admire your beautiful and nice daughter and try to learn by Rosetta.

You have to say it to her Mom.

>>663867533
Niggerspeak

>>663866662
Lol current mass rape capital. Don't think so

>>663863725
>latin

what is Germanic

>>663867109
well, you capitalized the first word but failed to capitalize the others... sure butcher it but at least butcher it consistently you illiterate fuck

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>>663867613

>>663867160
>intervening in a war where every party was already rekt
>supporting all parties but one
>pretending you won the war

fucking amerifags, its not like you ever did anything good for europe

is she kinky?

>>663867769
why, need some new country to invade?

>>663867944
Asking that of a German girl. Do birds fly?

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>>663862409
Der OP ist ein Fagott!

>>663862409
So, we're talking about people actually from Germany, and not crazy fucks from Pennsylvania or Michigan, right?

>>663868055
Nice!

>>663868033
wasn't sure whether or not it was a porn invention, like negro sexual prowess

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>>663867944
They are
Pic related

>>663867769
es gibt etwas das sich automatische großschreibung am satzanfang nennt.

aside from that, why wont you answer in german? youre obviously one of our kind

>>663867613
kekierte

>>663867984
butthurt sandnigger infested kraut being butthurt

>>663865888
>family speaks native language
>son tries english, mother sticks to her mothertounge
>what a bunch of assholes

>germans are all assholes
>they behave like assholes everywhere

>german is a fucked up language
>kraut bitch
>useless shit

this made me chuckle quite a bit.. bad bait but nice edge

>>663868385
Would like to berry it in her ass until the one that pulls me out that shall becalled king arthur

>>663868426
Substantive sind aber auch groß zu schreiben.

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>>663868616

Thinking of moving to Germany. Any advice?

>>663868115
is there a difference?

>>663868769
But are they dank though

>>663868624
oho, er packt fremdwörter aus. woher kommt er denn, dass er sich so elitär fühlt in perfekter schriftsprache schreiben zu müssen?

>>663867944
Holy fuck yes Anon, she is, how'd you know
-OP

>>663868789
Take one of the small towns in nothern bavaria. Literally hundrets of microbreweries around some kilometres.

>>663868115
Shut op Anon, I live in Michigan. No they visit Germany every year, and her mother immigrated from Germany.

>>663868976
Oldfag bin. Ich habe es halt nicht anders gelernt.

>>663868530
yepp, cause we have to pay for your "adventures" across the globe. It's like parents having to pay for all the shit their kids do, but they can get insurance at least.

>>663869148
-op by the way

>>663868426
one of your kind? hell fucking no...

>>663869088
I'm not sure I would feel quite comfortable in a small town. How's Bonn? What cities have the best weather?

>>663868545
good enough to bait the germans tho! they are somewhat easy to trigger kek

>>663868789
Don't. We have enough immigrants/refugees atm., courtesy of the big U.S. of Ass

>>663868999
nice trips! they all are

>>663866822
As opposed to the cut-up circus tent we Americans use?

>>663869995
Not a refugee. Don't need government aid or anything like that

>>663870279
Topkek

>>663870068
Thanks, asked her what porn she watches the other day and she refused to tell me at first because she was embarrassed but admitted it was bdsm.

Anyways, she told me her mom doesn't say things about me in german, she just generally talks in german.

>>663870279
only the coolest countries get stars on their flag though

>>663870359
doesn't matter. Germany's full. Borders closed for everyone.Go somewhere else.

>>663869536
Forgett the weather, it is beer that matters.
In Bonn people trink Bönsch which is a lokal type of like Kölsch-beer.

Nothing for real men!

>>663870497
>China's flag is just stars
Must be the coolest.

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considering english is a germanic based language, i'd say learning it would be easy.

>>663862409
I just mioved back from germany two days ago, Don't go. It's a shit hole. They don't give a fuck anymore over there, everyone is complete faggots. The whole country being taken over by refugees. I'm not kidding one bit man. Fuck germany and their pussy whipped little government immigrant bend over policy. German is easy to read/ write and speak though, I learned it pretty easily.

>>663870816
Kek dat pic thi

>>663870816
Sorry, but it's not.
English and german share a lot it words.
But german and latin share grammer.
And that is what matters.

>>663862409
>what's the best way to learn?

1. from your girlfriend
2. soon

Love is the greatest motivator known to man (and woman). You want to learn as much as you can while still in this crazy hormonal young-love stage.

I was never as motivated to learn my GF's maternal language as when we're freshly in love. Ask her to teach you. Start with all that lovey-dovey stuff. My gf even made me a custom-made text book.

Once that wears off, take a course at your college (or high school, if underage fäg; or community college).


Also: read anything you can by Adam Fletcher, a ridiculously funny Englishman who lives in Germany with his German GF. All this books are bi-lingual, so you can flip back and forth when you're stuck. Also funny as fuck, esp. once you've met Germans and their idiosyncrasies.

http://www.amazon.com/Deutscher-einfachen-Schritten-German-steps/dp/3406664326/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1453058993&sr=8-1&keywords=adam+fletcher

http://www.amazon.com/Make-Me-German-Adam-Fletcher/dp/3548375596/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1453058993&sr=8-3&keywords=adam+fletcher

http://www.amazon.com/Denglisch-Better-Knowers-Hawkins-Fletcher/dp/3548375367/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1453058993&sr=8-4&keywords=adam+fletcher

>>663870497
like turkey, pakistan, ghana, panama, albania, china, tunesia, iraq, israel, and so on?

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>>663871039
Nice try

>>663871405
>>663870656
they just moved up on my list

>>663871405
>>663871971
except israel, they're never cool, hinted by the fake star

>>663871360
Holy shit anon, thank you so much thats great advice. I told her I'm using duolingo, and she was really flattered I'm trying to learn. I'll have to ask her to help me a bit.

Also senior in hs, heading to university in the fall, already decided on taking german classes.

I'll totally look into those books, that sounds perfect for me, thank you so much.

-OP

>>663870455
hmm yeah in my experience they aren't the most considerate when it comes to speaking a language everybody in the group will understand. especially when talking to each other.
was the same back in college. like 30% of the course was germans and well it was german all the way no matter that the official language was english due to exchange students... kinda pissed me off but oh well what can you do

so you wanna learn it? guess some stuff like tenses will be transferable. the most difficult think likely will be articles / cases as those are different depending on gender and case. imho you essentially have to learn the proper article along with the noun or at least know if its male/female/inanimate. but i guess most of that stuff will come over time + natives prolly will understand anyways now matter how badly you butcher it :P

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>>663870497
Fuck your stars, take an eagle

>>663872159
so yeah, take every class you can. you want to be around others and learn together with them.

learning by yourself. from dvds or whetever. doesn't really work for most people.

(doing the back and forth with your GF would qualify as a group thing in this context.)

>>663872724
The shit thing is that my hs has German classes, I regret not taking them for free, but oh well life choices.

>>663868882
Yes, a big difference.

>>663869148
Have you ever met anyone who grew up in Frankenmuth? Like, someone from one of the Lutheran families that still speaks German? I went to college with a bunch of them. They are mostly nuts. My ancestors were from Germany, too, and I'm also from Michigan, but I'm not like them. Frankenmuth is weird.

>>663873009
Nah, Frankenmuth is nice to visit, thats all I've done there. Big ass christmas store and Zanders was fun when I was a kid, but thats my only connection to Frankenmuth.

>>663872525
Sorry, but if you say male/female/inanimate you get things wrong, because neutrum "das" doesn't mean it's a thing.

There's only one way to learn german: you have to think like One.

>>663871194
oh fuck... us school teaching at its finest

>>663871194
You don't know what you're talking about. German is actually closer to ancient Greek than Latin in some ways (e.g. the augment of the imperfect [ge-] corresponds to the Greek aorist augment.) Mostly, though, German is like Old English, and other Germanic languages. Until around 1000, German, English and Dutch were mutually-intelligable. Not long before that, Old Norse speakers could also understand what became German.

>>663873376
yeah but it imho will work as a rule of thumb :) guess OP isnt aiming to hold political rallies in german. no need to overcomplicate things when you simply wanna know what they are saying and be understood

>>663873376

>There's only one way to learn german: you have to think like One.

The most difficult part of this is cultivating a muslim rape fetish.

>>663873285
Yeah, you're better off just being a tourist. You will think better of humanity in general that way.

>>663873604

Well at least german has Adjektiv-Endungen, Fälle (außer Vokativ und Ablativ), drei grammatikalische Geschlechter usw. It's more related Do latin than to english. In Bavaria e.g. you need a Latinum for becoming a german teacher.

>>663862409
visit DEUTSCHLANDFADEN on /b/, try talking to her parents in english, if they are no nazis theyll appreciate your try, ask your gf to teach you and other than that learn when to use "der", "die" or "das"

>>663874737
No, the grammar is more similar to Latin, because German has retained more of the common Indo-European grammatical features than English. Incidentally, German's more conservative features also make it more like both proto-Germanic and even Icelandic than English is. English has changed to accommodate invaders.

>>663873986

But german grammer was "cultivated" by monks, who have put german phrases into their latin sentences, so Theater had to fit into it.

Well, to be honest, I'd love to use Mittelhochdeutsch because of the mass of genitivs.

germanfag here
just learn arabic
we are done anyway

>>663875757
or turkish

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'north african' is the new 'thug'

>>663875373
Ok, let's say a classic "humanistische Bildung" helps.

Everyone should have that.

Deutsch is pretty easy to learn there's a lot of cognates also English is Germanic

>>663862409
Rosetta then conversation

>>663875469
Linguistic reformers also have tried to make English more like Latin. This is why English classes teach the asinine "rule" that you can't end a sentence with a preposition, or split an infinitive. But ultimately, both the attempted Latin reforms of English and German are pretention. The fact remains, both are Germanic languages, even though English takes 60% of its words from Latin (some by way of French) and 30% from Greek.

>>663876058
I'd agree.

>>663876096
Of course they are germanic languages.

>>663862676
seconding this, i've been on duo for about a year and am at 41% fluency in german.

>>663863232
This

>>663863274
Obviously through google translate

>>663876719
>am at 41% fluency in german
did you measure that with your fluencometer?

>>663877723
Duolingo has a percentage for how fluent you are by how many lessons you've passed/how many times you've refined your lessons.