How about a good old thread about the South?
West TN reporting
Don't include Texas in your bullshit "south".
We don't associate with you in any way.
North central Arkansas reporting in, how does it feel that us in the upland south could kick all your faggot loving, cattle fucking,farm bitches up.
Enjoy being surrounded by niggers I'll be innawoods with the real southerners.
South-East VA Reporting in!
basking in my glorious confederate home.
Austin is the most pretentious city in America. I hate the place. Did you know that Austin is different than the rest of Texas? I do, because some hispter shithead told me that ever seven seconds when I was there.
You have to look down at a rattlesnake too, but you know not to step on them
In the movie you're referencing, the character that said that was a mindless antagonist, and he ended up getting killed on a toilet.
You have to try harder than that to bait a Texan. Try insulting Lone Star beer, local narrative-driven country music, or something like that.
>If the South started burning shit down like Sherman, we'd have won the war
It was impossible for the Confederacy to win the war. The US had far too many troops.
And stop saying "we." You were never a part of the Confederacy, it stopped existing more than a century before you were born.
Lafayette isn't in Los Angeles, you retard.
So saying he's is southern is an insult? Guess that makes sense.
Whatever, bumpkin. The South deserved it. Worse actually. Armed , high treason against the US, and most of them just went home. There should have been hundreds of thousands of hangings.
No, cajuns should go back to Canada and hang out with the loser Quebecois where they belong. Louisianans have little to do with anything genuinely French. French shit is gay as hell but at least their food tastes good. Cajun food is literally throwing rotten stuff in a pot and dumping shit-tier spices into it until you can't tell it spoiled a month ago.
Squirrel stew for dinner again?
i don't get regional pride
i've been to like 30 states all over this country and while i love the southern people and culture more than anything else i've yet, i wouldn't consider myself prideful about it. it's just a preference.
granted, i will say that most of the people i know who have moved down here from elsewhere tend to embrace and appreciate our culture even if they thought they never would
>still using .jpg
>I'm from Alabama you massive faggot.
Which one is your mom?
>No, cajuns should go back to Canada
Why don't you go back to Europe? After all you stole the land.
i was born in california but don't remember living there, did most of my growing up in Texas so yea definitely a strong regional culture there
moved to Louisiana about 11 years ago, definitely a strong regional culture here too
i think a really strong regional pride stems at least partially out of either ignorance of other culture or a willfull refusal to accept that other ways of doing things can be just as valid as what you prefer, and i don't consider myself ignorant
>My mother is from Micheline.
So she is the right one?
Oh, I know there are Cajun chefs cooking real good food now that we can import stuff and don't have to rely on rice and swamp meat. The 1% of people here that can afford to eat well get some pretty amazing food.
But Tasso? Crawfish? Trash food for oil bumpkins that are starving in the swamp because they're dumber than the Saudis.
We gotta stick together
True, most white people in the South have to get along with minorities because they're everywhere. You realize that while there are some people who live up to the stereotype, most are just regular people who grew up a bit different.
Oh hell no
Take that nigger shit to another thread, monkey boy
We should have genocided every white in the south after the war.
we wouldn't be dealing with so much of their southern faggotry now
Sherman had the right idea. burn it all.
That's a code phrase dumbasses use when they're feeling inferior.
Nearly everyone I've met in Austin was friendly. I've lived in 5 southern cities and Austin had the most sincere, honest people. Sure, some of them are obnoxious hipsters, but they can always be fun for calling them out on their shit.
Daily reminder anyone from the south should turn the gun on themselves instead of preach about how it's their god given right to own any fucking weapon they want
>do they teach it differently
yes. yes they do. its historical revisionism left and right
>muh states' rights
Remember: States' Rights is code for "the states rights to shit on our black people and keep poor whites in their place just barely above the blacks"
Daily reminder that anyone who reveres the confederate battle flag is a coward and a traitor
Fuck the South, you inbred, backwards ass, Redneck, hick, fundamentalist/religious fucking Repuglicunts can suck my fat cock. I hope everything from North Carolina to Texas breaks off and sinks into the ocean with Florida!!! Fuck you.
Cajuns aren't Indians, you fucking mongoloids.
>No, cajuns should go back to Canada
>Louisianans have little to do with anything genuinely French
>Cajun food is literally throwing rotten stuff in a pot and dumping shit-tier spices into it until you can't tell it spoiled a month ago.
No, no anon. This is how niggers cook. It just happens that the cajuns picked that up from the niggers. Real cajun food isn't quite that bad. It's bad, yes, don't get me wrong. I can't fucking stand it. But it ain't that bad. To give you an example of something truly awesome: Natchitoches meat pies.
Missouri has a lower human development index than Romania.
To be honest, it's not just Austin, or Texas. Any (predominantly white) college town you go to is filled with liberal cuck hipster faggots, regardless of how far into the south you get. It's the colleges, and the brainwashed idiots therein, that are the problem. I fucking swear, the day a starbucks came to town was the day all the hipsters really started coming out of the woodwork, and I knew it was too late for my home town.
>Missouri has a lower human development index than Romania.
>picture full of niggers, likely in St. Loot.
Missouri doesn't have a human problem, it has a nigger problem. So does Mississippi. And Louisiana.
>It's the colleges, and the brainwashed idiots therein, that are the problem.
Those college towns are like West Berlin during the Cold War.
Nathan Bedford Forest. Sherman himself pardoned the man for Fort Pillow. W.T.S. Remember that name well if any of you homos catch successionitis
my once marvelous city has been overrun by northerners, mexicans, and arabs
Missouri is the toilet of the America. Pretty much the poorest state. Average income 30,000 dorrars/year.
For the record, Robert E Lee fucked up hard at Gettysburg. Ol Pete Longstreet said Lees blood was 'up' come the 3rd day of battle when he ordered Longstreet's assult...better known as Pickett's charge. -Shelby Foote
Agreed. the south sucks. Highest level of low income, the most niggers and white trash, women look like shit past age 30, a good paying job is like 50k a year. Double wides and lifted Chevys everywhere. You make us all look bad.
From Nashville got transferred to NYC. This is the worse place on earth to live. The city is full of bums begging for money, sandniggers, niggers, chinks and Mexicans. People live like rats on top of each other. Traffic is shit. Property taxes are the highest in the nation on Long Island where I live. No one speak English. The faggot Yankees I work with all talk about moving to the south when they retire.
The south doesn't want then. They will make the south a shit hole like they made of the north. Talk about the south all you want Yankee. Just don't come to the south
Apparently you don't know either?
Probably one of your fat chairs.
have you been back to nashville lately? the population has fucking skyrocketed. the interstates are completely clogged, like all the time. there are trust fund hipsters fucking everywhere now too.
yankees, go home.
It's a basically the equivalent of two trailers stuck together
If the south secedes again, we're forcibly shipping the niggers north, at gunpoint. Or we'll just pay them to go north. Either way. Enjoy your future cultural enrichment, yankee.
a double-width mobile home trailer. there are even triple-wide trailers.
This is why public transportation never had a chance in America. People are too dumb to get on.
this looks more like an attempt at an insurance scam than anything. Notice how the nigger sees the door is closed, charges at it, flops around on the ground, then lays there pretending to be hurt before giving up and walking away.
Well what kind of woodland kritters would keep you shitting, Cletus?
*bows and arrows