How about a good old thread about the South? West TN reporting

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World of Warcraft is fun.

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Don't include Texas in your bullshit "south".

We don't associate with you in any way.

Sherman did nothing wrong

>>663860534
Western NC checking in.

>>663860802

Different West TN here -- don't want to include your shit state in the south either.

>kindly see your way out

>>663860736
It's been slowly going downhill, it's all simple and retarded. Nerfed.

>>663860893
>tfw when your last name is sherman

>>663860534

If the South calls for another secession, would you join in?

>>663860802
Obviously not native Texan.

>>663860935
Preach it, brother
We don't want our heritage and way of life tainted by some gay cowboys

You dumb hicks like college football because the black athletes get paid the way you think they should. Deny it. Pro tip: You can't.

>>663861098
People have been domesticating animals and using them to entertain themselves for hundreds of years, son

>>663861040
Fuck yes

>>663861068
Yes I am. I bet you're from Austin, you cock-gobbler.

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>>663860802

>>663861040
northfag here. please secede. we won't stop you this time.

North central Arkansas reporting in, how does it feel that us in the upland south could kick all your faggot loving, cattle fucking,farm bitches up.
Enjoy being surrounded by niggers I'll be innawoods with the real southerners.

>>663861283
We should keep Austin

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>>663860534
South-East VA Reporting in!
basking in my glorious confederate home.

>>663861224
Yes, bestiality is your thing too.Fucking slopeheaded goobers.

you forgot oklahoma

>>663861589
Yeah, if your fat hog of a mother counts

>>663860802
Texas is a shit state, shittier than New Jersey and almost as shitty as Florida. Know your role, bottom of the barrel shit-stater.

>>663861706
I went to Fort Sill for Boot Camp
OK is full of panzy ass yankees

>>663861460

kek, what a fag. Only we Alabamians are real southerners nowadays

>>663861571
Austin is the most pretentious city in America. I hate the place. Did you know that Austin is different than the rest of Texas? I do, because some hispter shithead told me that ever seven seconds when I was there.

>>663861817
Oklahoma is OK

>>663862088
there is truth in this statement

>>663861722
Nice try, you slack jawed, ill-spoken hilljack retard. Guess what? Yes, we really do look down on you.

Knoxville reporting in

>>663860802
E. Texas is the South.
The rest is Mexico.

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>>663862263
You have to look down at a rattlesnake too, but you know not to step on them

>>663861040
No, and the vast majority of Southerners wouldn't either. Secessionist movements are tiny here, especially compared to places like Scotland and Catalonia.

northfag again. just so you know, be it texas, arkansas, georgia, wherever... we think you are all equally worthless

>>663861098
the South loves college football, and college athletes aren't paid.

Fuck that flag. Georgia reporting in.

>>663862569
grats on being pretentious.

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The south
>pic related.

>>663860802
Holy dog shit, only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you sure don't look much like a steer to me, so that kind of narrows it down.

>>663862712
>says the retard who doesn't know South is capitalized.

Middle TN reporting in.

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>>663860534

>>663860534
East TN here

>>663862712
We hate niggers, spics, jews, arabs and all sorts here
What makes you think we care about retards?

>>663862431
same

>>663862877
If it ain't white, it ain't right.

North Mississippi reporting in

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Louisiana fag checking in.

>>663862967
If the chromosomes don't work right, keep it out of my sight

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>>663862832
>>663862877
the south
>pic related

>>663862547
Right, you kill it by shooting it, like Sherman's boy's did.

>>663862598
That was my point. They love it because the blacks work for free.

>>663862668
i may be pretentious, but at least i'm not a sister-fucking chud

Middle TN, reporting.

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the south
>pic related

>>663860802
shut up cuxas. this is why no one likes you

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SW Louisiana fag reporting in.

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>>663863599
>cuxas

North Florida right here man.

Cope in the lip and a 45 on my hip.

>>663862805
In the movie you're referencing, the character that said that was a mindless antagonist, and he ended up getting killed on a toilet.

You have to try harder than that to bait a Texan. Try insulting Lone Star beer, local narrative-driven country music, or something like that.

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Inb4 nobody in this thread is fucking southern.

Chattanooga TN reporting in

>>663862849
Same here.

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Durr, welcome to da south

>>663863350
That ain't warfare, that's a sucker punch
If the South started burning shit down like Sherman, we'd have won the war

>>663863550
Sister-fucking is illegal in the US. You can fuck your cousin legally though. In New York just the same as Alabama.

>>663863951
war isnt fair

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>>663863330
>insulting a local friendly wizard

It's like you've never played wizard status. I bet you don't even have a mana bar.

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>>663863204

Go back to France, le fagot!

TEXAS EN FUEGO

Lafayette, LA here

Previously of Houston, Tx

absolutely despise any sort of southern pride/rebel flag bullshit

>>663863951
>If the South started burning shit down like Sherman, we'd have won the war
It was impossible for the Confederacy to win the war. The US had far too many troops.

And stop saying "we." You were never a part of the Confederacy, it stopped existing more than a century before you were born.

>>663864254
regional pride is great
confederate flag is a blight

>>663864063
Low quality, bro. Come back when you're prepared to really do this.

>>663864269
I'd like to see you pussy yankees come down here and try it again

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>>663864254

>Lafayette, LA

Lafayette isn't in Los Angeles, you retard.

>>663864602
I'm from Alabama you massive faggot.

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>>663864144
So saying he's is southern is an insult? Guess that makes sense.

>>663864663
LA=Louisiana
Fucktard

>>663863951
Whatever, bumpkin. The South deserved it. Worse actually. Armed , high treason against the US, and most of them just went home. There should have been hundreds of thousands of hangings.

>>663864148
No, cajuns should go back to Canada and hang out with the loser Quebecois where they belong. Louisianans have little to do with anything genuinely French. French shit is gay as hell but at least their food tastes good. Cajun food is literally throwing rotten stuff in a pot and dumping shit-tier spices into it until you can't tell it spoiled a month ago.

>>663864783
Southern*
Do they teach the English language in your part of the country?

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>>663864697

Squirrel stew for dinner again?

>>663861763
live north of dallas. can confirm

>>663864378

i don't get regional pride

i've been to like 30 states all over this country and while i love the southern people and culture more than anything else i've yet, i wouldn't consider myself prideful about it. it's just a preference.

granted, i will say that most of the people i know who have moved down here from elsewhere tend to embrace and appreciate our culture even if they thought they never would

Richmond VA, checking in
rebel pride runs through my blood yall! i once went over the speed limit by 5 miles

>>663864897
maybe thai or indian

>>663860534
Southern WV reporting in, we all family here, my mom is my sister/cousin too

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>>663864063
>Fucking 2016
>still using .jpg
Fucking plebs.

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>>663864697

>I'm from Alabama you massive faggot.

Which one is your mom?

>>663864663

I'm sorry. Are you retarded?

>>663865046
Did you grow up in a single region with a strong regional culture?

>>663864873
>Cajun food is literally throwing rotten stuff in a pot and dumping shit-tier spices into it until you can't tell it spoiled a month ago.

lowqualitybait.jpg

I'm a Britbong. Is it true that everyone in the South is basically like that family from the Honey Boo Boo TV show? I didn't even think you guys had internet yet.

>>663865281
My mother is from Michigan.

>>663864783
You can talk shit about the south, that's just your opinion, but don't go mouthing off about a fucking wizard.

this probably means shit to you fucks, but
the most racist fucks I know are from the north

>>663864894
You are literally retarded.

>>663865381
>I'm a Britbong. Is reality TV true?
Is everyone across the pond as gullible as you are?

>>663865386
>Yankee parents
Get out of my South

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>>663864873

>No, cajuns should go back to Canada

Why don't you go back to Europe? After all you stole the land.

ITT: americans beeing racist against americans

>>663861920
Sounds like you were hanging out with the wrong idiots while you were in town.

>>663865492
I appear to have struck a nerve. I take that as a yes.

>>663865468
>literally
*tips fedora*

>>663861885
Its true, they am real super sand lesbians.

>>663865256
Where at? I'm originally from around that area.

>>663865585
We stole it fair and square, Tanto
What are they gonna do? Gather up all 500 of themselves and attack is with bow and arrows?

>>663861920
That's why austins so great dude, it's like Portland in the middle of Texas

>>663865578
Yankee parent*. My dad is from Alabama, as were the 7+ generations before him. Believe it or not "yankee" is not a genetic condition.

>>663865293

i was born in california but don't remember living there, did most of my growing up in Texas so yea definitely a strong regional culture there

moved to Louisiana about 11 years ago, definitely a strong regional culture here too

i think a really strong regional pride stems at least partially out of either ignorance of other culture or a willfull refusal to accept that other ways of doing things can be just as valid as what you prefer, and i don't consider myself ignorant

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>>663865386

>My mother is from Micheline.

So she is the right one?

>>663865663
>I appear to have struck a nerve.
not even mad bro

NE florida. It's a nice sixty degrees out right now. Have never seen snow. But have cut grass when its in the teens.

>>663865311
Oh, I know there are Cajun chefs cooking real good food now that we can import stuff and don't have to rely on rice and swamp meat. The 1% of people here that can afford to eat well get some pretty amazing food.

But Tasso? Crawfish? Trash food for oil bumpkins that are starving in the swamp because they're dumber than the Saudis.

>>663865847
you don't have to believe your culture is superior to other cultures to take pride in it.

>>663865585
i don't want fucking yanks in my country, British people are fucking dumb as it is.

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>>663863204
We gotta stick together

>>663865425
True, most white people in the South have to get along with minorities because they're everywhere. You realize that while there are some people who live up to the stereotype, most are just regular people who grew up a bit different.

>>663865663
And all britfags have crooked yellow teeth and are as pale as a paper napkin, and they're cucks to muslims.

OP probably lives in Memphis, and is some wigger trash that thinks he's hot shit because he's from a city known for being a bunch of niggers.

>>663865721
Athens

>>663865792
Austin sucks, dude. Too hot, too pretentious, to Austin Texas.

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>>663866142
Oh hell no
Take that nigger shit to another thread, monkey boy

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>>663860534
We should have genocided every white in the south after the war.

we wouldn't be dealing with so much of their southern faggotry now

Sherman had the right idea. burn it all.

>>663863204
Louisianafag also 337

>>663866432
>too pretentious

That's a code phrase dumbasses use when they're feeling inferior.

Nearly everyone I've met in Austin was friendly. I've lived in 5 southern cities and Austin had the most sincere, honest people. Sure, some of them are obnoxious hipsters, but they can always be fun for calling them out on their shit.

>>663865585
And the Indians stole it from?
You do know they were not the first
or even the only ones ever there!

west Tenn. = niggerland. EAST Tennessee, nigger.

>>663864602

>come down here and try it again

You do know that the confederates started the war, right? Or do they teach it differently in those magnificent southern schools of yours?

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Daily reminder anyone from the south should turn the gun on themselves instead of preach about how it's their god given right to own any fucking weapon they want

>>663860534
Fuckin' hate Florida. Rednecks and degenerate drug-fags everywhere.

>>663867020
>do they teach it differently

yes. yes they do. its historical revisionism left and right

>muh states' rights

Remember: States' Rights is code for "the states rights to shit on our black people and keep poor whites in their place just barely above the blacks"

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>>663860534
Daily reminder that anyone who reveres the confederate battle flag is a coward and a traitor

Tip of Texas reporting

Fuck the South, you inbred, backwards ass, Redneck, hick, fundamentalist/religious fucking Repuglicunts can suck my fat cock. I hope everything from North Carolina to Texas breaks off and sinks into the ocean with Florida!!! Fuck you.

>>663863933
If you've never been in a truck bed full of water you haven't lived yet. Fun as shit when muddling with it

>>663867735
This

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>>663865741
>>663866023
>>663866956

Cajuns aren't Indians, you fucking mongoloids.

Louisiana, 318 reporting.

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>>663867721

>>663867020
Yes, the War of Northern Aggression was started by the north, you ignorant fucking commie.

>>663860802
>U.P. isn't shaded at all

So I guess it's a neutral zone?

Thank god you left out Missouri this time. The Midwest should be it's own country. Free from the leftist on the coasts and the retarded southerners below.

>>663868074
look up Fort Sumter you massive faggot

>>663863599
chek'm also fucking kek
>Cuxas

>>663864269
Your right not just that but they starved us out.

>>663864873

>No, cajuns should go back to Canada

Wat.jpg

>Louisianans have little to do with anything genuinely French

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>Cajun food is literally throwing rotten stuff in a pot and dumping shit-tier spices into it until you can't tell it spoiled a month ago.

No, no anon. This is how niggers cook. It just happens that the cajuns picked that up from the niggers. Real cajun food isn't quite that bad. It's bad, yes, don't get me wrong. I can't fucking stand it. But it ain't that bad. To give you an example of something truly awesome: Natchitoches meat pies.

http://www.alotofrecipes.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/441/2015/03/Natchitoches-Meat-Pies.jpg

>>663860534
If only chemical warfare had existed back then... we could have saved the world from the hillbilly taint once and for all.

>>663866938
Nice try, but it's chock-a-block with obnoxious hipsters. It's Portlandia with air conditioning on 9 months of the year. instead of 4. The whole city need to get over itself.

>>663866396
That's pretty close. I'm an hour from there.

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>>663868192

>Missouri

Missouri has a lower human development index than Romania.

>>663869076
To be honest, it's not just Austin, or Texas. Any (predominantly white) college town you go to is filled with liberal cuck hipster faggots, regardless of how far into the south you get. It's the colleges, and the brainwashed idiots therein, that are the problem. I fucking swear, the day a starbucks came to town was the day all the hipsters really started coming out of the woodwork, and I knew it was too late for my home town.

>>663869538

>Missouri has a lower human development index than Romania.
>human
>picture full of niggers, likely in St. Loot.

Missouri doesn't have a human problem, it has a nigger problem. So does Mississippi. And Louisiana.

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>>663869637

>It's the colleges, and the brainwashed idiots therein, that are the problem.

Those college towns are like West Berlin during the Cold War.

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Nathan Bedford Forest. Sherman himself pardoned the man for Fort Pillow. W.T.S. Remember that name well if any of you homos catch successionitis

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my once marvelous city has been overrun by northerners, mexicans, and arabs

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>>663869920

Missouri is the toilet of the America. Pretty much the poorest state. Average income 30,000 dorrars/year.

For the record, Robert E Lee fucked up hard at Gettysburg. Ol Pete Longstreet said Lees blood was 'up' come the 3rd day of battle when he ordered Longstreet's assult...better known as Pickett's charge. -Shelby Foote

>>663861399
Agreed. the south sucks. Highest level of low income, the most niggers and white trash, women look like shit past age 30, a good paying job is like 50k a year. Double wides and lifted Chevys everywhere. You make us all look bad.

>>663862835
city?

>>663871015

>Double wides

What's that?

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>>663871728
Fucking retard

From Nashville got transferred to NYC. This is the worse place on earth to live. The city is full of bums begging for money, sandniggers, niggers, chinks and Mexicans. People live like rats on top of each other. Traffic is shit. Property taxes are the highest in the nation on Long Island where I live. No one speak English. The faggot Yankees I work with all talk about moving to the south when they retire.
The south doesn't want then. They will make the south a shit hole like they made of the north. Talk about the south all you want Yankee. Just don't come to the south

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>>663871880

>Fucking retard

Apparently you don't know either?

Probably one of your fat chairs.

>>663863550
you are a schemist and an insecure and immature child who calls people things like "chud." Do not call someone stupid if you are going to act ignorant.

>>663860534
LOL. The south is literally filled with sub-humans. Poor, stupid, white trash that almost makes the niggers seem tolerable. Die in a tornado you inbred faggots.

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>>663872189
have you been back to nashville lately? the population has fucking skyrocketed. the interstates are completely clogged, like all the time. there are trust fund hipsters fucking everywhere now too.

yankees, go home.

I was there over Xmas
It isn't as bad as this hell hole.
I-495 is the worlds longest parking lot.

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>>663872234
It's a basically the equivalent of two trailers stuck together
like this

>>663871015
enjoy your import tax on our oil, shit skin

>>663873184
This. Knoxvillefag here and I go to Nashville every few months. Population seems to grow 10% every time. It's crazy. Go away.

>>663860534
South Florida swamp nigger reporting in

>>663871015
If the south secedes again, we're forcibly shipping the niggers north, at gunpoint. Or we'll just pay them to go north. Either way. Enjoy your future cultural enrichment, yankee.

>>663871728
a double-width mobile home trailer. there are even triple-wide trailers.

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>>663874131

This is why public transportation never had a chance in America. People are too dumb to get on.

yankee truckerfag reporting in... you fucks can't even drive when its sunny out. but i don't mind the south. just my two cents fags.

>>663874494
Legit, I can't even remember the last time I saw a bus with more than like 15 people on it

>>663874494
this looks more like an attempt at an insurance scam than anything. Notice how the nigger sees the door is closed, charges at it, flops around on the ground, then lays there pretending to be hurt before giving up and walking away.

>>663874865

>I can't even remember the last time I saw a bus with more than like 15 people on it

And they were probably all in handcuffs.

If there was a nuclear war in the US nearly all Yankees would die from starvation. They wouldn't know how to survive if their grocery store closed. They aren't very resourceful.

>>663863204
225 xddd

>>663875034
>Probably

>>663860802
East texas is the south. That's about it.

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>>663875104

Well what kind of woodland kritters would keep you shitting, Cletus?

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>>663860802
Thanks anon beat me too it.

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>>663863204

>>663876051

Do I have to imagine Creedence playing in the back now, or what?

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>>663865741
*Tanto. What...
*bows and arrows

central Arkansas here
y'all