ITT we post our secrets

>>663857342
I eat my boogers

I got a group of people kick out of school for a rumor I started.

>>663857513
story?

I'm gay and have had a boyfriend for Almost 4 years my family is clueless

I once the entire thing

I punched a nigger in the face and screamed white power. His friends started chimping out and my friends and I got into a brawl with the apes. Needless to say, whites win again.

14/88

I'm a racist faggot voting for an anti-gay party while dating a female qt 3.14 from somewhere in the Middle East.

I am the Lindberg baby

>>663857900
Dubs don't lie.

>>663857900
Don't you know how it's gonna end, your own white friends are gonna rape you

>>663857822
the entire thing?

I'm a psychopath. Not the insane kind.

I drugged and raped my mother twice

Kylo Ren kills han solo

i cant ride a bike

I'm a virgin
>feelsbadman

I'm in my mid 20s and I don't know how to drive a car.

>>663858290
well it was accidentally but still yes the entire thing

>>663858788
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN.

>>663858715

Just learn, it's not that hard bro

My gf don't want fuck with me :'(

>>663859000
then she is fucking another dude

I killed elmo

>>663858999
I'm not very good in the confidence area and my mind keeps telling me I'm going to fail and be horrible.

>>663859082
I think no but I going to fuck her best friend (female)

>>663857422
same

>>663858648
how old?

>>663859328
right on, dude!

>>663859000
if she's a virgin then wait, if not dump her

>>663857342
my one and only secret

>be in my mid twenties
>no gf/wife
>lonely af all the time
>could care less about sex
>just want my own family and to share my life with somebody
>will never have this because im a depressed fucking edgelord who cant stop being bitter at everyone and everything
>feelsbadman

>>663859434
Yes but I must wait or no ?

>>663858422
i think everyone knows at this point

>>663859000
trips checked.

I'm in a similar situation. dating a virgin 18 year old, who i'm pretty sure has daddy issues, has been raped/molested and i made her cry while trying to go for her pussy while she was drunk (didn't make it, as always).

Now i'm pretty sure she's pissed and wants to break up but doesn't tell me, she's been distancing. The conversation is one sided, i ask her things, tell her about my day, and she replies with one word, always.

i'm 20 and i'm a virgin
oh, and also i never learned to ride a bike

>>663858949
>>663858788
>>663858290
>>663857822
We have autism

>>663859447
atleast you know what you're doing wrong, it's a start.
I know i'm a lot like my father and i'm trying to stop it.

>>663859750
Kill yourself fgt

>be me
>famous celebrity women GHB, roofie, and chloroform me (they say shit like don't be scared of the good home boy, someone's becoming immune to the rufalin, and a dab of chloroform is all you need)
>they all say aww it's one thing to have a ken doll but having a (insert name here) doll is a lot better
>they hide little presents for me to find and have entire wardrobes dedicated just to dress up their real life ken doll
>yay, i think... and they threaten me with death when i think about getting a girlfriend

>>663859447
We should hang and talk over coffee.

>>663859725
I can't rape him ....
I'm catholic

>>663860005
and she is muslim she don't drink

>>663859872
T_T

>>663860005
can't rape her, morale won't let me.

>>663858391
Story?

Early 20's, want a partner or a GF but I don't know how to meet anyone and I'm scared of fucking up like my previous GF

>>663859913
youre most likely not from Tampa/St pete. nobody on /b/ is.

>>663860657
I am in Florida.

>>663859853
yeah, i know what my problem is. just cant get out of this.

gl not being like your father.

this is the most polite conversation ive had on /b/ in years. feels awkward as fuck.

Im black and my dick isn't that big

>>663859553
well upto you

>>663857342
Oh Olivia u crazy bitch u will be missed

ITT: beta faggots

>>663858788
SUBJECT PREDICATE OBJECT - that's elementary school knowledge about how to build a sentence...

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>Be college student with liberal parents
>Go to college to try and get away from them
>End up surrounded by liberal sjw's
>Pretend to agree with all of them to avoid getting into conflicts
>Try not to cringe in disgust daily as they continue to try and push this atmosphere of positivism and acceptance on everything.

I'm actually a huge conservative, but I can never speak up about it because if I did nobody would talk to me.

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>>663861077
ITT: Nice dubs

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>>663861077
>triggered

>>663861204
You couldn't pay me to go to one of those fucking hellholes. I'm glad I never went to college.

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>>663860715
are you a 45 year old guy who just wants to rape me?

>>663861338
Ugh. Why do people get beautiful cars like Mustangs in that puke green color. Its horrible.

>>663857342
SAUCE!

>>663857342
I cheated on my girlfriend three times. Lied about one of the times and didn't tell her about the other two. And I'm never going to. I love her, I just fucked up.

>>663861468
Sadly, these days you kind of have to. In an ideal world, only people who are passionate about pursuing a particular career field should go.

>>663861578
No. 20s. Not into raep.

I like rough stuff but I have to hear moans and "fuck my ass harder" to get off.

>>663857513
greentext please

>>663861832
>Sadly, these days you kind of have to

Don't give a fuck. I'll live in a crummy apartment working a warehouse job if I have to.

I wouldn't be able to survive a week in a college because I'm known for being an unfiltered asshole who offends everyone.

I have stuffed up hatred from over 23 years, My brother traumatized me as a child, my mother didnt notice, and is borderline of shit and gave me 23 years of psychological abuse. They didnt intend to do so, my brother was too young(still olde rthan me) and my mother just don't know it better and didnt recognize my needs -> i still have a fucking hatred against both of them, Everyday i go through every scene i can possibly imagine to kill them, torture them, to socially degrade them just so i can get some satisfaction out of it and not doing it in real life, hope my therapy gets this fixed soon. They don't know about whats going on inside me, some relatives might guess it since they know how she treated me. But yea thats my secret. Locked in my own prison of hatred.

>>663859231
It's not a big deal faggot , just sit in the car and learn, go to an empty parking lot and learn? Stop listening to yourself and do it. The only thing that stops you from doing it is yourself and nothing else. Do it and you will be able to do many more other things in your life because i bet you can't do much in your life because of this confidence issue, right ?

>>663862069
ever heard of greentext faggot

>>663861678
Mfc olivia but she retired

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>>663862015
Spoken like a real man. I respect that.

>>663862325
Thanks.

I'd rather have one real friend who's not offended by anything (like me) than 100 fake people who have phony SJW personas. I've never been one to want to belong in a group. I've always been the lone wolf type my whole life.

>>663862238
>i bet you can't do much in your life because of this confidence issue, right ?

Yea...

I have a sexual relation ship with my best friend and a girl. I love to do stuff with the girl but I don't really like to fuck my best friend...but I do it because once I was drunk and it happened..and he really likes it to fuck me...and I don't want to offend him.
I love another guy and can't tell him how I feel about him.
and everybody knows I fuck two of my friends.

I pose as different people on 4chan, usually in the same thread, and pretend to have different personalities. Even going so far as to change sentence structure, spelling, and ideologies. I'll even argue with myself using the two personas.

Why? No real reason.

>>663862927
I feel you, once someone wrote about his personal problems and I started conversations as him (op didn't reply, he just started the thread I think cause no one sad anything against me pretending to be op)

>>663862642
then do what i said, i used to be like you

>>663862069

stop making excuses for them...

just tell her "you're a bad mother".
then you leave and never talk to them again
I did it and it's a great relief.

>>663862927
I do this too. It's fun to play both sides of the argument to see what kinds of reactions you can get out of people. Sometimes I do it because I'm genuinely interested in the discussion. Other times it's just for the lulz.

>>663863214
let me guess... you took an arrow to the knee ....

>>663863196
>>663863354
Well its interesting to see I'm not the only one.

>>663857342
I fucked my neighbor's wife when he went on vacation. He went without her and it was a revenge fuck. I feel guilty as fuck.

>>663862258
>be me 23 year old male
>get Traumatized by 3 year long physical abuse (suffocating, threatening to death etc.) by older brother as a child
>develope some kind of PTSD
>start crying hysterically/become angry when beeing triggerd, mostly in situations where im helpless
>Mother locks me up in room or puts me under cold shower
>mfw i had to dissociate in order to survive(meaning that i litterally took every anger and ignored it, same for sadness, even tohugh on some occassions, e.g. bad grades i started crying)
>mfw getting punished with isolation or cold shower from mother for crying for help after getting physically abused doesnt do any good to a child.
>become socially awkward
>become Computer addicted
>mobbing in school
>break up school start some apprenticeship
>still beeing weird getting bad reputation in company
>total breakdown at 21
>still in therapy 23
>noone of my friends knows whats going on
>everyone thinks im just depressive
>in reallity im so full of infinite anger i wouldnt care if I'd kill 10 million people just to see my brother and mother suffer the pain i had to live through my whole life.

>>663863354
>>663863196
same fag

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>>663863470
you heared me anon

I once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

I go on /b/ to steal memes which I post on 9gag and take credit for them. I've made it to the front page several times

>>663863214
Did you take an arrow to the knee?

>>663863470

mobbing? du må være dansk

>>663863624
go to a therapist you edgy fuck

>>663858251
Shut up jewbag. No one cares what you think.

I piss in sinks

>>663863470
Boo fucking hoo, either kill them or stop fuckin crying about it faggot

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>>663863495
What are you talkin about? Those were obviously two different people. You're crazy.

>>663863470

lol sounds the same as me with my stepdad.

did you get your brother and mother to cry and apologize to you? you should do that, it is one of the first steps of coping.

i kept telling my mom my stepdad was evil but she wouldn't buy it. Then she found out he's been cheating for 3 years and taking money out. Hah. instant divorce, and as soon as she wasn't under his spell she saw what an ass he was.

whenever she gets a little tipsy now, shes always crying and apologizing to me "I didn't SEE!"

that's right bitch, that's right. feels gud.

>>663864015
Get out of here, some one call security!

>>663864015
>Boo fucking hoo, either kill them or stop fuckin crying about it faggot
Cool down hothead. Quit being so edgy.

I would feel better with a fascist system than the nowadays democracy

I've been part of the gangs in Germany killing all the refugees. Our group has 20 sand niggers down so far.

>>663864240
ich werde dich finden und auslöschen

>>663863470
your mother locked you up and tortured you with cold showers? why do you say she didn't know better? stop making excuses for her - she's a terrible mother and doesn't deserve your company or being told she was a decent mother. you're to precious to waste your time and well-being on her

I once broke into and stole a gun and a badge from a cops house

I haven't used a condom in over a year despite having multiple partners, all while drunk

I hate all of my friends

I haven't had a real, meaningful conversation with a woman in years

>>663864204

me too anon

>>663857658
they're not clueless idiot. they're just waiting for you to grow out of your gay ass phase. If they confront you on it and let you know you're just a really weak straight man, not a gay man, you'll probably feel the need to get gangbanged by NFL niggers just to prove you're really gay.

So they tiptoe around the issue. But guaranteed it's the reason dad started drinking more and mom started smoking cigs again.

I like how perverts like you are so selfish and arrogant that you want to do whatever the fuck you want without caring about how your family feels.

Gay people are disgusting people.

>>663861204
if you'd paid more attention in class you'd probably know that "positivism" means the exact opposite of how you just used it

>>663863624
DAMN, YOU'RE SICK! GET OFF /B/ YOU MONSTER!

I tell Jewish people that they can take showers

>>663863734
Eller norsk

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90% of what i do is just baiting reactions out of people.
But it doesnt work because i am bad at it.
As a result i became rather introverted.

Im not that much of a bad case though.

>>663859725

the distant thing is really bad, anon. usually girls will do this:

1. break up with you in their mind and not tell you
2. act like everything's fine
3. secure the new friends/dating partner
4. hang out with them a lot more then you (in secret)
5. start acting distance
6. slowly just start dissapear
7. FINALLY when confronted admit that they've been seeing other friends and dating other guys but didn't have the balls to tell you
8. literally

so yea, ive had that happen a million times. The one word answers and distance - there is ONLY ONE WAY TO TRY TO FIX IT.

you start becoming distanced, too. Don't return calls, dont tell about your day, don't ask her shit, and if she starts talking to you, do the same thing to her that shes doing to you now.

trust me... there's about a 65% of recovering this, but it's only through this (neglect emotionally) step in the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.

>>663864176
She and my brothers are perfect liers, if you try to confront them they make up their own reality its fucking crazy how creative they become when it is about lying and changing facts to their own favor. They are both narcisstic borderliners. If I'd confront them they'd deny that shit. Even my father (he was a shithead too, but when they divorced my mother told shit about him that isnt true at all, he said he didnt even knew there were problems she suddenly came to him without any argument before that and said she gonna get divorced. He was very surprised back then and didn't expect such a move)

>>663864418
thank you :) its for me still hard to accept this fact.

>>663857422
those salty bastards are actually delicious

>>663863470
kill them both
you'll throw your life away, but it doesnt seem to freat anyway

>>663858715
I'm in mid thirties and this so don't feel bad /b/ro

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>>663857342
I jack off to big dicks cumming, but exclusively date and fuck women. Not sure if bi, but I don't even care what people think anymore.

>>663865802
well i live in a country with great wellfare, maybe they get me some retirement money for the rest of my life for beeing unable to work. but yea its sometihng i actually would consider if even the state would drop support for me now and leave me alone on my own ass. Thats luckily not the case.

>>663859806
And you took the b8. Sage

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>>663857900

>>663865483

yeah... man. they would deny it. when i was like 4, i shit on the floor. my grandma rubbed that shit all over my face. I remember how the shit tastes, so it happenned.

she denies it to this day.

But you can't let them get away with it dude. Just casually bring it up every time you see them.

> here, Mom. I came by to bring your mail they sent to my house by accident. No thanks, I don't want to eat. I'm pretty full of all the CHILD ABUSE I SUFFFERRED THROUGH!

and walk away. repeat every time until they esplode.

i dunno, you gotta get through their shell of lies and hit em where it hurts. It's hiding right behind the denial.

With GF for last two years, we've broken up but still love together. I fucked a friend who came in from out of town just to fuck me, going to mexico in four days with ex-GF and am going to try to patch things up regardless. Not sure if I should mention the new (old) pussy hole I just stretched

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>I jerked off with sister/mom's panties from like 13-16
>wore my mom's panties less than a week ago, got hard when my cock rubbed against where her pussy he been
>showed my sister my cock
>snooped sister's phone and saw new nudes every few months for a few years during teenage years
>want to fuck my aunt, she's kinda into it too
>used to jerk off in class from grades 5-7 gripping cock through pocket and squeezing prob did 100+ times never got caught
>stole sisters friend's sock and smell it while jerking off, still have it hnng
>love watching guys jerk off on cam
>love when guys cum to me so much
>wish I was femme enough to go to a club in drag and get taken home and fucked

mfw this is only a portion

>>663861204
Peace is achieved through checks and balances. Don't take a backseat on what you think is right. Stand up for your beliefs; at least you'll spark a discussion.

>>663864015
Simmer down, hothead.

>>663866258
You are me

>>663857342
masturbated in school, work, beach.
recorded videos in woman bathrooms
raped little children
had sex with a hooker and I am married

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I hold a bearded BBQ man captive in my tub https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwrWimA-x3g

>>663866318
And i actually want to try to work they recommended me to redo my highschool diploma after an IQ test, but school fucked me up on that topic, i cant stay at something for long, i start to hate everything i do for my own purpose, and i start to hate myself if I'd do something that is for someone else.

>>663866485
The problem is cuz of my childhood, conflicts trigger me (cuz telling them was exactly the thing i tryed as child, and when i got ignored i started crying/becoming angry and put into cold shower and locked into the room) and i can''t start to argue normally i'd most probably start to cry or become so angry that something would happen.

Since we're talking about secrets. What gets you off sexually, /b/?

I like fucking transeexuals

>>663866884
explain the raping children part

>>663867053
I was 11ish something so not sure, but tried to stuck my penis in toddlers dipers

>>663867188
Is that rape?

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>>663857822
>>663858788
MODS!

>>663867045
naked women
man in military uniform, short buzzcut

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>>663867045
Blood.

>>663867347
>>663867410
congratulations

>>663859328
bravo!

>>663859231
What you need to understand is that it doesn't matter what people think of you. Not one fucking bit.

I'm the greatest actor you've never seen because I'm stuck in the asshole of the bible belt. My only happiness comes from acting and there's not enough of it to do to keep me from killing myself pretty Goddamn soon. And no way to go where the work is because nothing pays well enough.

>>663867495
thanks anon ,I really love my man

>>663857822
non native speaker here. where/what is the verb?

I am the biggest bitch ever /b/

Gf of 3 years left me for another man for the 2nd time now. I know she'll be back. My family and friends don't like her, and don't want me to take her back, and I tell them that I might, but hope not to. I have every intent of taking the bitch back. I am addicted to a crazy, manipulative bitch and I'm letting it ruin my life.

I want to kill myself but i cant & i want to be someones sex slave

>>663861204
This has been me the past 4 years. Everyone told me college would be such an experience. Goddamn

>>663867982
where do you live
male or female

>>663868003
Grow a brain and you might earn some friends.

>>663861204
>>663866668
>Stand up for your beliefs; at least you'll spark a discussion
or a fight. either's good.

>>663860835
Same. Its probably bigger than the average white guy, but its nowhere near porn size and I'm scared I'll fuck a girl who is visibly disappointed that I'm not lexington Steele.

>>663859632
Woosh

>be 14
>extremely horny
>trick younger sibling into holding my dick
>tell her to just pull it up and down
>starts doing it
>eventually cum and tell her not to say anything
>she doesn't remember to this day

>>663865240
Yep this is exactly what they do, my ex did this to me and then in an amusing twist of fate my current gf did this to her now ex

i secretly enjoyed consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>>663868457
fuck you faggot for stealing someones reply

>>663866375
Fuck you, ain't praising no nigger post

>>663863470
How's therapy? It didn't seem to help me a lot. I might go back soon

>>663866346
u to saged

>>663868565
so you don't prais someone who is not a nigger, read what you wrote faggot

>>663868534
>this response
>this website is dead, fuck man.

>>663864733

eller svensk

Bunch of fucking children arguing now and it's obvious. I hate /b/ sometimes

>>663866884
typical marriage material.

>>663868710
read what your mom wrote faggot

>>663868956
Jesus Christ mods please b& this fucking underage

>>663869044
Winrar!

>>663857342
I have a few avatars on second life that I use to play out different fetishes
>traps
>scat/abdl
>shemale
>tentacles
>zoophilia
just to name a few

>>663868859
stick around, you'll hate it most of the time. i do

Jet fuel can severely weaken the integrity of steel beams.

>>663868956
well then fuck you fuck your mom fuck your dad fuck your whole family fuck your future wife fuck your tiny litte infant dick fuck you faggot fuck you

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I treat women like shit because I was treated like shit by my first girlfriend. Everytime I find a girl I actually like I get rejected and go back to treating women like shit. I'm slowly starting to hate women because of it.

At one point I started fucking guys I met online (no kissing but that doesn't really stop the fagottry). I could never cum and felt disgusted every time. I hate both genders, men who are disgusting on the outside and women who are disgusting on the inside.

Then I found 4chan and became obsessed with traps.

>>663868859
fuck off

Never in my life had I understood men sniffing girls knicker/panties.

Asian wife's younger sister comes over to stay, leave me alone in the house.

Find worn undies, strongest pussy smell you can imagine.

Put over face and had the best wank of my life. Felt like a deviant, no regrets though.

>>663868614
Therapy is nice, its the only place where i can talk about it. In the end i know there is only one way, but its the only person i can somehow trust. ALso therapy shows you new perspectives and gives you some spiritual knowledge about yourself.

>>663868614
oh yea and my therapist is fucking hot lol :D

>>663869493
tits or gtfo femanon

>>663868135
I've plenty of friends. That's not what bothers me, it's the 50,000 other students at UCF that does. And the 300+ student classes

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>>663869186
I don't have anywhere else to post that's legit anonymous.. We could go to double Chan but I can't browse for more than 10 mins without seeing illegal content. I don't wanna get v& mang I just want to have free fucking discussions with adults.

I'm 9 yo

>>663869493
I won't post pics from the only person i trust lol

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My mind is a black rainbow in a gorgeous vortex.

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>>663869770
you like candy ?

>>663857342
had sex with my girlfriends mother, we do it once a week

>>663857342
who is she? i think i'm in love.

>>663869949
Pictures of gf and her mother?

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>>663864547
youre actually autistic

>>663870114
Olivia4naked

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>>663857342
i cum in the bus!

>>663870129
nope, my gf reverse searches her photos
>mfw i`m the retard who taught her that

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>I've fucked boys/men while giving off a public persona of heterosexuality.
>I allowed a dog to lick my dick when I was young and tried to fug the dog.
>I used to ask for My Little Pony figurines when I was small and tried to have sex with them.
>Used to pick bits of shit out of my arse and hide them in my mothers bathroom.
>Tried to tounge my sister and ended up feeling like a rapist.
>Have been playing with my dick when changing a baby's nappy and hit the baby with my dick.
>Steal things constantly from friends.
>I am currently 30 and have never been faithful.

>>663869493
Nice, mine was a total cunt. She broke our client patient confidentiality, with my fam and with my other doc. Glad it's working out for you though.

>>663859447
adopt

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I jerked off during a math exam. Ah college.

>>663869757
Not much in the way of adults here though /b/rother, or at least not people who will be acting like it

I am a banana poster

Cheating on my girlfriend of two years with two other girls. All of them very loyal annd caring af. Wen I think about it feels be man

>>663871100
you should die

>>663871100
Disgusting, worst in thread

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A friend kissed a transexual in a bar thinking he was she.

I hate babies, I want to punt them like a ball

>>663869838
I remember that video, cool shit, what was it called? Meta something??

>>663866535
I would have killed myself already but I'm just a normal person. You can live with it I see.

>>663857342
I actually like call of duty

>>663860482
He drugged ace raped his mother twice

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I am the Antichrist.

>>663871570
kek

>>663869949
what a truly shitty mother.
hope she gets her comeuppance

>>663862238
YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW

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>>663864949

>>663870912
Yeah but it's like, we get lucky sometimes. Something unexpected.. Some new piece of information or some new picture or an interesting conversation or something. It keeps me coming back.

Wtf are my v& chances if I move to infinity chan? It looks like old /b/ ffs. Less intellectualism than I'd hope but it's gonna have to do I guess?

Every Saturday night my sister would come home smashed out her face and i would fuck her. She was a very heavy sleeper when drunk.
This went on for about a year untill she moved out

>>663871310
and you were strangely turned on by it

>>663861204
Hey you might be surprised, libtard here and some of us are actually reasonable and won't stop being your friend because of politics (hard to believe I know). Even I'm repulsed by most of the regressive left just as I am with the radical right but as long as the person is reasonable themselves and I get along with them I'll be their friend.

>>663867910

It's a joke, because there is no verb. Someone once posted this on /b "I accidentally the whole Coke bottle"

>>663871310
plottwist you are the "friend"

>>663871824
this is not a fish hook. just kind of bothers me.

>>663871832
I have no clue, I stick strictly to /b/, good luck to you

>>663867045

feet. for me, women could just as well walk around showing their pussies as being barefoot or wear sandals.

>>663872125
Fell for the b8 b8 m8

I am crazy in love with her, but i keep my cool.

>>663859447
So, you're saying you care about sex?

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>>663872120
>>663871947
Na, yesterday was his birthday, he was too drunk and told us the story

>>663858386
Every one is. It all depends on what lvl of craazy u are

>>663872120
>>663872120
or the tranny...

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>>663872033
I don't value your life.

>>663857658
kek
fag

>>663858251
It's the truth

I'm a femanon but never posted my tits

Protip: never will

I've touched two dicks but no homo

>>663872731
Depends on your definition of crazy.

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>>663872797
stop it you 50 year old neckbeard

>>663872889
tenth one's free!

>>663859853
Holy shit! Are you me from another time [spoiler]zone[/spoiler] ?

>>663872797
If and only IF this is actually true, I gotta say we couldn't care less

>>663872687
I believe you anon, I believe you

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i trap on cam like 3 times a week im not really that good looking but i ride a rubber cock like there no tomorrow also never been with male i kinda finde males repolsive

>>663872797
No one really cares. You're just another sack of flesh to be used and ogled. You're not special.

I don't like Nirvana, I think their music is horrible

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>>663863624

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>>663857342
I started to snort like six months ago and I don't know the way out of this.

>>663862743
So you're a power bottom slave to your best friend? That's crazy man. Do you get turned on by that?

My friends and family are in general pretty positive about the whole refugee situation, going on here in Europe due to the wars in Syria and other countries from that region, even though our country is involved in the whole situation. Saying that I don't like them would put me in a very bad situation against my family and friends, so I try to act positive about the refugees coming here, but honestly I hate it.

Mostly single men who come here and tries to take our women, jobs and money. Fuck off. Stay in your country and try to make it work or die trying instead of this bullshit.

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>>663873432

>>663871572
And your daddy issues led you to /b/?

>>663873683
i don't want to do stuff with him, he gets me off and I don't do anything..he is ok with that

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>>663864015

>>663862069
you are twenty three years old, i'd say that's old enough to stop playing the blame game.

I usually lock my cat in my room and let her lick my asshole while I jerk off.

I met my wife on second life, I'm 130 lbs she's 260. She lied on her profile but idc free fatty vag plus I beat her sometimes she too scared I'll leave so she let's me

>>663873841
my family is also positive towards refugees and they sometimes help my retarded cousin, and i fucking hate retards. so one day i said "you know what? we should sink those mudskins at sea instead of helping them and polluting europe, the home continent of a white man. and while we're doing it we should get rid of the also retards"
they were a bit shocked and called me a nazi but im far away from being a nazi(i mostly disagree with that ideology), i just dont like religious people and think that keeping retards alive is useless

>>663866535
Its porn. Porn has literally fucked your life up fam. Think about what your life was like before porn. You probably can't.

I hate niggers

>>663875071
>think that keeping retards alive is useless
you're a retard. kys

>>663859553
Fuck off Tom you cuck

I killed my father when I was 12.
Went to juvenile for it. In my adult life, nobody knows about it.
Now I'm a pediatric oncologist and I see cancer kids who are abused like I was and I have to fight the urge to kidnap and torture/kill their parents.

>>663866535
>mfw this is only a portion
post more, im getting hard

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>>663869770
come on over to the van

>>663875366
fuck off retard lover

>>663867031
Actually you're just an autist.

Believe me or not, i keep a stone that i found on a "ufo crash". it's a long story, i tell and post a pic if someone likes.

>>663871431

metachaos

>>663867790
Thanks babe! The wedding is going to be fagulous!

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>>663873381

I have basically no secrets, but I keep secrets that people tell me to myself and let noone know them.

>>663871310

how is this a secret, dimwit?

I look there chubby threads to hopefully find pics of my ex Corie henninger

Cant swim afraid i will fall in deep water one day

im a pathological liar

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I'm in love with Bonkers

https://youtu.be/AZCXrdVn970 police state

>>663875922
anon me not a gay so no faggot

>>663876257
Are you lying right now?

>>663876483
i mean guy

>>663858648
That's not a secret.

>>663868410
Same fam. I was 11. Younger sibling was 4. She eventually ratted me out after I refused to give hermy candy. Ratted me out at a family friends house in front of everybody. My mother covered for me. Then on the way home stopped at the police station and fucked me up in front of the cops. To this day no one remembers except me. The minute I'm done writing this post i will forget as well.

>>663876037
I expected too get that

Farted a wet one fed it to my dog and whiped my hands on his nose

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>>663869325
For you.

>>663872740
Value comes from value though. If a piece of shit doesn't value something, does it matter? They're a faglord null and nothing they think or care about matters (this is about you)

>>663869770
MODS

I masturbate to furry and my little pony stuff exclusively. I am also lonely af and can't get a girlfriend because I think they know about my obsession with mlp and furry porn.

>>663876966
>Value comes from value though

No it doesn't.

>If a piece of shit doesn't value something, does it matter? They're a faglord null and nothing they think or care about matters (this is about you)

You're desperate now.

>>663870472
My past, present and most likely future.

faggots

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I'm a 20 yo male and I keep a diary in which I am free to write about how I feel without being judged.
>inb4 faggot
It is actually extremely helpful to let everything out every now and then, it makes me sort out my shut or either why I'm feeling bad and eventually helps me fix things.

I had sex with a hooker in Thailand.

I know the real reason behind a recent(ish) celebrity death and why it was covered up. It was an actor and 99% of the people who visit here would recognize his name if I said it (and no, I won't). It's a case of one the conspiracy theories behind the death actually being true (but not "der Illuminati dones it!1!" or any of the dumb ones). A bad death covered up for good reasons.

>>663877744
CHECKED
also you probably fucked a little boy

>Go for the weekend to see my uncle and his new
>wife. They are big time partiers and I am too.
>The last night there after drinking all day we end
>up (I'm told) playing cards against humanity.
>Then we start fucking his wife somehow.
>I half blacked it all out. Wasn't even sure if it
>really happened when I woke up in the middle
>of the night though some flashes were way too
>vivid to be a dream.
>About 6 am she comes in the room. Kisses
>me on the mouth to see if I am awake, I was.
>Takes off her bathrobe and is naked. Starts
>blowing me then we fuck again.
>She txts me a lot now. Pretty sure we will fuck
>the next time we are in the same place.
>AMA.

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I'm a 20 yo male and I keep a diary in which I am free to write about how I feel without being judged.
>inb4 faggot
It is actually extremely helpful to let everything out every now and then, it makes me sort out my shit or either helps me understand why I'm feeling bad, and eventually helps me fix things.

>>663877947
What happened to MJ, anon?

>>663877947
Alan Rickman?

>>663857422

Are you more into the dry or slimy ones? Personally I like both, especially big ones.

>>663866535
MOAR

>>663875006
She lets you because youre 130 you twink. Like a fat woman can even feel your non bbc dick.

>>663878004
Woah, dubs indeed. Refreshing.

No, it was a woman. I was so drunk I couldn't feel a thing, took ages to finish.

>>663875071
lmao, my brother is retarded and I remember my cousin saying almost exactly what you just said! It wasn't taken in favour I can tell you that...

>>663878106
It's sorta like meditation. I'd do it if I wasn't so lazy

Touched a 10 year olds ass and tittiea last week while she pretended to be asleep. She liked it.

I realized a while back that I got with the woman i'm with, because she reminded me of the woman that molested me when I was a little kid. In some way, i'm still in love with my rapist.

I play facehunter

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>>663876483
>>663876547
YOU'RE ONLY TELLING ME THIS NOW??!
THAT'S IT WE'RE THROUGH!!

>>663878883
For once, do the right thing, and kill yourself.

>>663860093
>>663861723
It's normal. Everybody does that. Take a chill pill and relax.

>>663879131
? I thought /b wasn't all white knightish???

>>663879074
nooooooo anon I can sexchange

>>663878034
Why must you trigger me with your shitty greentexting?