Childfree thread. So the way we are supposed to live out lives

>>663848994
>decided to do neither
me too, but i have taken it a step further though.
I won't even have girlfiends or sex.

>>663848994
Already am, vasectomy when I was 25. Children? No thanks.

Most of /b/ will end up that way without having a choice

>>663848994
Yes m80. 32 here and still managed not to get anyone pregnant and get trapped.

I don't understand why anybody would want kids. I don't understand why anyone would be dumb enough to get maried either tbh fam.

This way I can spend all of my time and money doing exactly what I want to do, no compromise.

How much does vasectomy hurt pl0x vasectomyfags?

>>663848994
>>663850247
>getting a vasectomy
>not wanting to cum all over a girl

>>663848994
if you're white, this is exactly what the jewlords want

>>663848994
>master race
>race
>literally removing yourself from the gene pool

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>>663848994
whatever you say, moar ?

http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/index.html
https://www.reddit.com/r/childfree/

I hate niece so much I can barely stand being in the same room as the little fucker.

I like money and my freedom so I'm not having a girlfriend/wife ever.

Marriage and Children have always been a stupid idea to me.

>>663850597
That's not how a vasectomy works, you numbnuts.

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>>663850597
What a dummy. You still cum.

>>663850597
you can still cum with a vasectomy there is just no sperm in it.

>>663850671
This. You're not able to be a race anymore.

>>663850759
no? I thought it was tying up your cumchannel

Master race with a twin size mattress?

Im with ya OP. getting married= stress and somebody tryna tell you what to do (usually). Kids? how about a dog. much better

>>663850850
>>663850898
holy shit it seems like a perfect deal then, given it's reversible
how does it work though?

>>663850963
Even a dog is just like having a kid that never grows up. Fuck marriage, kids and pets.

>>663850943
nah man they drill some holes in your ballsack so it drips out there not in the vagina
kinda messy but no kids

>>663850671
/thread

faggots

>>663848994
Don't know about you but getting girls knocked up is fucking awesome. I've got 8 kids from 5 different mothers. Granted I'm wanted for child support in two other states but that's just technicalities.

I have no intentions of stopping either. Trying to get my current gf knocked up now.

>>663851058
i believe they snip and knot your vas deferens which is the tube from your balls that the sperm goes down. semen is a different liquid and what most people would call their cum. sperm travel in semen as the semen acts as a sort of safe environment for them to live in. sperm is what gets women pregnant, not semen. iirc

i'm no expert tho.

>>663850671
>gene pool
So?

Look how the world has declined in the past fifty years.

If I had a kid this year it would probably die around 2090-2100

Imagine how overpopulated the world will be. Resources will be so exhausted by then.

The world won't end soon. But the chances of having a good life is getting smaller and smaller

>>663851455
>>663851058
the snip is irreversible, while i believe they can reverse it if you just have it knotted.

>>663851455
so basically they block the stuff that gets chicks pregnant away from your cum, right?

>>663850246
Kek
Underrated post

>>663851680
you got it, bud

>>663851841
thank you

Stop trying to protect your ego. I agree you shouldn't marry or have kids young but you'll regret being some 70 yr old platinum wizard rotting away in a puddle of your own shit and piss

>>663850246
nice one bro, i like that

>>663852333
thanks dude.
also, awesome trips

>>663848994

Don't get me wrong anon, I feel the same way, but at thee same time having kids is an investment that pays for itself later in life if you're not a total fuckup. Most older people without children are pretty sad and lonely, and if you're not independently wealthy by then you're pretty fucked financially.

To all those agreeing in this thread and never planning on having children, thank you. Your genes will no longer spread through the world. Less trap lovers and mentally incompetent people to deal with in the future.

>>663852542
why do you care about the future of the next generation of kids? pedo

The average cost of raising a child born in 2013 up until age 18 for a middle-income family in the U.S. is approximately $245,340 (or $304,480, adjusted for projected inflation), according to the latest annual "Cost of Raising A Child" report from the U.S. Department of Agriculture.

304k. And that adjustment was made for august 2014

Its probably like 350k based off of you got a girl pregnant today.

>>663852670
Your reply just shows you lack of intelligence and furthers my point. Thank you.

I've been married for 9 years. Vasectomy forever ago. Fuck kids. I want to enjoy my life.

>>663848994
I might get married but children will not consume my life.

Zero interest in training a human.

>>663852491
>pays for itself

Oh yeah, how is that? Make sure the child survives to age and gets the fuck out and then continues on with life.

Where's the investment you stupid fuck?

>>663852542
finaly someone appreciates what i'm doing. thank you
just for the record, i'm this guy >>663850246

>>663852942
This reply shows somebody full of himself, and in reality jerks off to child porn with a noose around his neck

>>663848994
Thanks to you Islam will rule the world in a foreseeable future.

>>663853266
Just more of the same. Pathetic try hard faggot. Sad, really.

>>663852670
>>663853266
Really dude? Two replies and all you get is "hurr durr must be a pedo"
I'm with this anon, thanks for not spreading your genes.

>>663853327
The earth will be uninhabitable within 100 years and humans will extinct.

>>663850308
this
we all know nobody wants you, stop pretending like it's your choice

>>663853905
>100 years
Sure thing buddy

>>663848994

Married, but staying childless. I also got a vasectomy, can always cum balls-deep in my wife without her being on birth control (aka crazy bitch pills).

Being married is fucking hard work, but it has an advantage for me. I'm really hard to get off. Girl really has to know my dick and be in it for the long haul, and/or be into some kinky shit, and my wife checks off all the boxes.

Still, wish I was better at lying/keeping secrets, 'cause I would love to have another girl on the side.

>>663851680
i'd ask if you were 12 but we all know you are

>>663848994
Hows your cum now? Is it still thick and ropey or is it all watery?
Also how does it feel contributing to the fall of the white race and knowing nothing but niggers and other shits will be breeding out your women?

>>663854101
The general scientific consensus that will happen, unless we radically change our ways, I don't see that happening, especially in China and India.

>>663853048
Woah are u me?
Going on 10yrs married. No kids. Fug whenever. Vacations anywhere and anytime. Move elsewhere whenever we like. Get to party with single friends. VEGAS whenever
>feels good man

>>663852928
And that's versus $500-$700 for an abortion depending on where you live.

Gee, I wonder which is the better investment.

>>663854575
>Hows your cum now? Is it still thick and ropey or is it all watery?
No noticeable difference
>Also how does it feel contributing to the fall of the white race and knowing nothing but niggers and other shits will be breeding out your women?

Having kids now to save the world is like investing in blockbuster in 2009

30, single, making nice money

never ever ever ever going to have children or a woman's problems

>>663855424
>>663855424
>investimg in blockbuster in 2009
Kek. Got me there.

>>663854575
The niggers are still only 13-14% of our population. Are you unaware of just how long it would take for them to overtake us even at the current rate they're reproducing?

>>663848994
Been with wife for over 40 years
>yes, it's true - we met in college
No kids, I've had a vasectomy

>>663848994
Aye. I'm happy to just be in long term relationships/open relationships and never get married or have kids

>>663850610
Governments won't give white people money to pop out 6-10 kids

>>663851144
you're retarded if you can't get into having a dog-bro

Im not getting married or having kids either.
First off, im no stud. Sure, I could still get some fat ugly bitchy to marry me, as many have shown interest in me, but im not interested in spending my life like that. Im more of a loner type person anyway. Plus, I hate kids. Especially babies-toddlers. Their loud, dirty and annoying. Maybe 5-12 yrs they're alright, but other than that kids are a pain in the ass. I kind of feel its my duty to procreate the pure white master race, but fuck it. Not gonna ruin my life no sir.

>>663856119
>only 13-14% of our population
That's still 13-14% too much.

>>663848994
You will never know the joy of having you 9 month old girl crawl all over you while teaching her to mimic your voice

>>663856824
I understand these thoughts. Wouldn't have kids if the Mrs didn't want them so much, praying I am infertile.

>>663856876
inb4 pedo

Master race with a double bed?

Failing at life

>>663848994
You're gay OP

>>663856876
No, but I'll be able to sleep at night because she won't be crying. I won't throw up in my mouth changing shit diapers. I won't have to spent 300k over 18 years to keep her alive. I won't have to worry about her getting bullied in elementary. Won't have to worry about her getting raped beaten or pregnant.

I won't have to doubt myself every step of the way hoping I didn't do something to make her a girl with daddy issues.

I won't have to worry about her mom using her against me.

There's pros and cons with most things. And the pros of a kid aren't worth the cons

christina aguilera

I've had 4 friends of mine, who have told me, usually over a few beers, "I love my kids, but I wish I never had them, my life was so much better".

>>663853905
Kek what a joke

>>663848994
>forever virgin
>masterrace
yeah...

>>663857856
Most people seem to regret it.

>Its hard but it's worth it.

That's the go to lie. They say the words but the 1,000 mile stare in their eyes says otherwise

>>663850671
/Thread

>>663856350
There's no cp on /b/ anymore you old fucker. Move on with your life

>>663848994
Whats the point of marriage then?
sudden or later someone would want a baby
and then what? we follow what we are told to
baby means buying
buying baby stuff and what not
before you know it we just part of the system.
I want kids but some people here make a good point. I always wanted my kids to save the world or cure cancer. But we know that shit is not possible. So whats the point of marriage?
But I doubt I would have kids I probably have and STD for all the escorts I fuck

hmmm
1) kids
2) french bulldog

no brainer here, get a puppy, the dog will never betray you

>>663857355
Don't be a such a pussy faggot, probably like 90% of kids grow up fine, if you're not in some 3rd world shitcountry. Your comment made me realize that you probably never even leave your mom's basement, cause what if a plane crashed on you outside? What if you get mugged? What if you burn your chicken tenders?

>>663850246
>won't
>can't
Fixed that for you

So I had a vasectomy. It's great. Here are the details I see this thread lacking.

You need a referral to a urologist. You'll have a consultation appointment where they lay everything out to you. If you are under 30 they may try to talk you out of it, make you watch a video, or suggest you freeze your sperm.

Do not freeze your sperm. This costs thousands and has recurring costs. Decide you're not having kids or don't. Don't waffle on this.

Second visit was after a month waiting period "in case you change your mind." They numb your balls with local anesthetic, make a small incision, pull the tube out, cut it, and burn it. Everything was sore and bruised for about 2 weeks.

Following that you're supposed to cum a fair bit to clear the channels. At 1 month and 6 months they check your semen for sperm. While it is possible for your tubes to heal back if they have not at 6 months you are clear.

Most vasectomy failures are people who stopped using protection right away or who never got their semen checked. Use a fucking condom for 6 more months, jizz in a jar, and if you're clean at that point you're clean forever.

I had pretty good insurance at the time. My total out of cost was $120, 20 for general practice to send me to the urologist. 50 for each specialist visit. Semen checks included with the second visit. Because healthcare is a clusterfuck your dollars' millage may vary.

>>663858337
So why are you here, young'un?

i have a baby and i abandoned the mother when i was 14 in another state

>>663859159
Are you black?

>>663858450
>probably like 90% of kids grow up fine

Have you ever......been around people? They aren't fine.

>>663859333

yes

>>663848994
>>663848994
>>663848994
I think its great

that your selfish, self-indulgent DNA will end with you. Its darwin at its finest.

Enjoy whatever you think life offers you.

>>663859479
What's it like being a stereotype?

>>663858702
What insurance did you have? I'm thinking about getting it done i have Kaiser

>>663859666
>Satan

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>>663853048
Same here.
Engaged, together we make over $120,00 a year.
Trips, concerts, and lazy weekends sleeping in for the rest of or lives.

>>663859835
$120,000 a year.

Getting married sounds like a terrible idea (especially given how deranged by girlfriends tend to be), but I am very tempted to inflict my genes on future generations.

JIDF plz leave

>>663852151
If at 70 years you're rotting away in a puddle of your own shit and piss, not getting married and having kids was the least likely thing to have been a mistake in your life.
Seriously, I don't get why people think you're like "forever alone" without a girlfriend, or wife and kids in the long run. There's a lot more to human relationships than that you know.

>>663857856
Sad but true. Even the ones who won't admit and lie about how they "wouldn't trade them for the world" have that blank stare with the light gone from their eyes. I tried to warn my best friend about it, but no one listens to me. It pains me to see my closest friends become so miserable.

>>663850820
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

>>663848994

You know i agree with you, but i think once i'm like 45 i might want some kids.

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>>663855424
>Having kids now to save the world is like investing in blockbuster in 2009
Holy shit, funniest thing I'll read all year.

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if you're reading this then you can't handle a family

>>663850398

Much less than a shitty marriage and expensive divorce

>>663848994

I support you 100%, the world will be much better off without your genetic material polluting the pool

>>663848994
So you're a virgin. Gotcha.

>>663852542
Why do you look down on people that try to make the best of the limited time they have in their life, and decided that the approach the majority of people use is not best suited for them?
There is seriously no reason whatsoever to have a wife and children if you're not really into it.

>>663851450

Ass tier b8

I sometimes consider it. But I already didn't like that circumcision when I had to do it.

Have fun feeling empty in 15 years when you find your perfect girl and she leaves you cause you can't have kids

>>663854132

Why do you need another dick handler if your wife "checks all the boxes?"

>>663857037
What is wrong with you man? You're saying you let some other person decide how your life should be like?
Get the hell out of that relationship if you really don't want kids.
I genuinely feel sorry for you...

>>663851640
The snip is surgically reversible.
Also, it can reverse its self. As Dr. Malcolm would say, "Life, finds a way."

>>663848994
Since the dawn of life there was a continuous chain of reproduction until you OP. You are a failure of evolution. Your line has evolved into a mindset of not wanting to produce. You were born a failure OP. You ended the chain, you will have zero impact on the future upon your death. I love meeting people like you though. It reminds me that by default i can never be the worst, because i wasn't born wrong like you

>>663850398
If you're unlucky, complications can hurt a lot. Normally you'll ocassionally feel something like blueballs for week or two.

>>663848994
I'm not going as far as you (I'm about to get married soon) but we have no plans to have kids. Fuck that shit, we work hard for our money.

>>663859666

It was 6 years ago and my coverage has changed at least 3 times since then. I think Cigna, but I don't remember.

>>663851329
WTF, it work totally different. They block your vas deferens, so there is no
spermatozoids in your cum, but rest of it still works.

>>663859835

Almost at 1.5 Mil a year combined with two kids. Nannies and caretakers will make your life 99% easier.

> a thread full of life time single virgins discussing marriage and vasectomy

>>663852491
Trust me, old people with shitty children that don't care about them are even sadder

>>663861565

>plans

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>>663848994
Here with ya, bro. 33 and no kids, and am in a great, stable relationship. Have no problems with women (never did).

I just don't buy into "married+kids+house+work for ever doing shit you don't like so you can keep that".
I want to enjoy life. I want to travel. I want to experience. I want to be able to really LIVE.

I don't want to spend all my time pandering to a woman trying to figure out how to keep her happy this week.
I don't want to be locked to a blob of feces and snot, screaming its head off, and throwing tantrums when I don't do what it wants me to do.

I don't want to not even be able to leave my house because if I leave this HUMAN BEING alone for 5 minutes it'll die.

I don't want to add on a gigantic expense in child care, so that I can pursue my career/dreams/have a good time, and then have it grow up to be a crybaby that goes "YOU WERE NEVER THERE FOR ME"


So I admit that I am selfish.
I want to live my life for me.
I want to build, create, enjoy.

Having a child (or marrying some dumb bitch because "durr its been a year thats just what you do! my friends bf of a year married her! you dont love me! Im leaving you!")
... just seems counterproductive to living a happy life when you really think about it.

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>>663848994
When you get to around 50-60 years old you will become a bitter sad cunt no one wants to be with and will die a lonely quiet death among all your disgusting twisted porn.
Enjoy your shitty life alone.....

>>663848994
this sound alright but unfortunately i have a pregnancy fetish. When my wife asked me if she could quit taking the pill and try to have a baby I shot a load in her like a shot gun in like 5 seconds. Hottest sex of my life. Plus two of the best bros i ever had came out of her vag. We could just sit there and eat cereal and watch cartoons or play video games. Now they are teenagers and i fuckin hate teenagers but they will grow out of it like we all did. In the end it was all worth it.

>>663848994
You mean those old people who die alone

>>663851144
a thousand times this
I have a kid and it's easier than having a fucking dog

>>663850316
Social coercion

"THATS JUST WHAT YOU DO"

believed by so many people to be the ultimate life goal, or "american dream", so people just do it because they think that's how you adult, or thats how you happy.

Then they give a stigma to anyone that disagrees that they're jerks or something must be "wrong" with them if they don't comply.

>>663848994
>>663862322
You will remember this OP and realise what a big mistake you've made but when you do. it will be too late

>>663862322
Kids grow up and move away and you see them on holidays and get a phone call once a month.

Stop acting like they hang out with you all of your old age.

>>663861911
If you have the money for nannies and caretakers, sure.

>>663851144
uh...
except the dog doesnt scream and throw tantrums, or turn into an angsty, resentful shithead, or cost you hundreds of thousands of dollars over it's lifetime, or talk shit to you, or die if you leave the house overnight, or...

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>>663848994

I'd like to have a family but my main focus is to treat my future children better than my parents have treated me. No need for insecure helicopter parents. A house is a home.

If you are scared of marriage then it is probably because you go for looks and try to mold a woman into your ideal partner instead of accepting someone for who they are (obviously you shouldn't do the opposite either, don't let anyone control you).

I've noticed a lot of people bringing up buzzwords like 'gene pool', as if they understand what the hell they are talking about. Armchair biologists doing their daily 4chan rounds. Your genes mean fuck all. But then again, feel free to sit around complaining all day.

>>663848994
I'm 29. Wife and I have been together for over 10 years. No kids, and no intention of ever having kids. Plan to be able to retire at 55 while also expending half the effort of our child having friends from now until retirement.

People don't understand just how good this life is. We want to get away for the weekend on a whim? No problem. Want to spend 3 months traveling? We can leave tomorrow. Want to spend all weekend in bed? Do it.

I fucking love it.

>>663858702
Helpful post anon

If you can take a day or two to elevate and ice, the discomfort is minimal.

Your doc will say its irreversible. In truth, 4eversal is sometimes as option, depending on technique, the chance of success diminishes with time and you can anticipate about a $10,000 bill for the micro anastomosis which is not covered by insurance.

Pro tip: Don't do it unless you're committed to sterility

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Kids seem awesome

>>663853327
lol so you want to create HUMAN BEINGS and devote your entire life to constantly pandering to them, just because you're scared of Islam?

strong reasoning

>>663850597
Wow ur stupid

>>663852928
$300,000 now for something that can be a slave once it's like 5. Make it so chores and shit. And then can take care of your ass when you are too old to wipe your own ass.

Sounds like a pretty good deal TBH.

>>663855424
kek
nailed it.

breeding because you're scared of other races is absolutely ridiculous.
also - newsflash: that's gunna happen whether or not you personally make 3-10 white babies.
all you're doing is creating white babies that will have to suffer being shitted on their whole lives for being white unless they comply with jew cuckoldry

>>663856391
yes they will

>>663863567
my dad thought this is how it would be. now he's rotting away in the shittiest nursing home i could find. treat me like a slave when im young, and ill treat you like garbage when you're old.

>>663850316

Says the guy who was a kid that was had. Just because you're selfish you literally CAN'T understand why people would want to have kids? People will justify anything to themselves.

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>>663863179
Hell yes.

Last night, I was at my work's holiday party with my fiance watching the Packers lose. We got home, I stayed up late playing Count Strike. I woke up this morning and played hockey. Now I'm relaxing while she finishes up work. I'll be playing hockey again tonight. I think when I get home, I'll cook dinner and we'll watch an NHL game.

Shit's awesome.

>>663859552
I'd rather devote my life to creating cures for disease, or feeding the hungry, or exploring other countries to see how they address social situations and learn the dynamics.

Much rather do that than "durr my kids! KIDS! I have to have kids cause im an adult now! Oh cant leave my house! Got the kid! Cant do anything got the kid! Cant start a business or see the world because kid!"

Selfish?

Isn't it selfish to create LIFE that you don't even necessarily want simply because society tells you that's what you're supposed to do?

Isn't it selfish to create life because you were scared that you'd lose a woman you desperately want to keep if you didn't comply?

Isn't it selfish to create life thinking you're doing some grand, noble, civic duty - then realize it's fucking annoying and you dislike it?

>>663852151
I got married at 19, and had my daughter at 25. That probably sounds like a nightmare to the people in this thread, but it worked out pretty well for me. Not to say I don't underdtsnd where the gentlemen in this thread are coming from. Godspeed non-breeder anons and good luck.

>>663861105
>perfect girl

>leaves you over kids because she demands them and you can't provide them

kek

>>663864622
Glad to see you get it too. What's your nhl team? Please don't say the Blackhawks.

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Want more?

>>663865024
yesss

>>663861506
So, nothing comes our when you cum, how it happens actually..?

>>663864976
Hell no.
I've been a goalie my whole life (20+ years, or so), so I typically like goalies over teams.

That said, Devils, Rangers, Predators.

>>663848994
This is actually what jews, middle easterns, and blacks want and need.

>>663862322
lol yeah because no friends at 50
kids will be 20-30 and constantly by your side, always hanging out with 50 year old pops
>if you dont breed, you are destined to be alone forever because non-breeders will never make friends or impact society in any positive way

fuck man.
its people like you who are breeding nonstop and making hundreds of thousands more idiot people to take up lanes, create long fucking lines, get in everyone's way, shove people at walmarts over TVs, etc. etc. etc.
and then have the audacity to whine about "but meeee! My neeeeeds! My wannnnts!"

I really wish they'd enact laws that people are limited to 2 children if they pass rigorous background testing.

I mean, you can't drive a car or buy a gun (legally) without a check...
but you can make 8 idiotic little bratty shits that do nothing but drain resources and whine their whole life...

starting new thread

>>663865591
Why? No bump or image limit reached

>>663856391
I hope youre joking. I see it all the damn time. Hell im convinced they just keep having kids to get better government checks

>>663851579
>implying that population growth isn't already at a huge decline

>>663848994
Yeah this way you could pretend like it was a choice right? Hahahahahah your autism is showing

Idiocracy in the making. All the dumb brown people breed more...while whitey decide to have no children. We are thus left with breeds of stupid humans passing on the genetic line.

>>663865975
>implying the rate we are blowing throw resources will be enough for the population as life expectancy continues to rise and people continue be made quicker than they die

>>663848994
Right there with you.

And found a girl who feels exactly the same.

>>663865472
Well said.

I love the notion that you absolutely have to have kids in order to take care of you and keep you company when you're older. As if the notion of retirement homes and social groups doesn't exist. The one my grandma went to had cribbage, poker, euchre, Sheep's Head, and every board game imaginable. They even had a Wii and had Wii Bowling leagues.

Shit, by the time I retire, video games are going to be the norm. There's going to be groups for every game ever. And with all the money I'll save by not having kids, I'll be able to afford a decent place to go to, with staff who give a shit and with the latest whatever console/super computer that happens to be there.

I had my first child 17 years ago and honestly, I wouldn't change a thing about it.
Personally I like children and bringing my two children up has been the best experience of my life.
That being said, I can definitely see why others have no interest in having kids.

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>>663848994
>it thinks not reproducing and being an evolutionary dead end is master race

Enjoy your self-imposed Darwin award, OP

>>663866540
This is probably the most sensible answer I've seen so far.

Not having kids is a good idea if kids aren't you thing.
Having kids is a good idea if they are you thing.

Thanks for bridging the divide. You are a gentlemen and a scholar.

>>663866327
>implying I was implying
>implying there won't be some sort of disease that will remove 1-2 thirds of the population in the near future

>>663866327
I agree with the recorces, but the planet will level out at around ~11bil population once the babyboomers, and their 20 children all die off, most couple have 1.5 children anyways.

>>663866990
It will be too late by then

>>663865262
Gotcha. I root for the Avalanche because I live in Denver and I was a fan of Roy when I was a kid. But I also love watching the Rangers play.

What's your opinion on changing regulation play to 4-on-4?

>>663866273
Oh well.

>>663867222
Wait, they want to change regulation to 4 on 4? Did I miss something?

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>>663851450
nigger

>>663866273
>white = smart
>brown = dumb
I dont see how you believe this. I see lots of people in my job and the majority of all people that come through are morons. Theres only a small percentage of people from any race that are actually intelligent or hard working. And no its not just whites. Maybe its the area i live in but i actually see more white people on food stamps that will freak out over a 5 cent difference on the price of food that actually matters but are still willing to pay 8 bucks for a goddamn cup of coffee.

>>663867755
No, but it is becoming more popular and prevalent in the fan circle, and there are some commentators who are supporting the idea.

Supporters cite how athletic the game has become and the size of the ice is limiting some of the more exciting plays. The evidence a lot of them point to is how exciting 4-on-4 overtime is to watch.

While I do agree that 4-on-4 is pretty fun to watch, I'm not completely sold on the idea.

>>663868079
wrestlemania 2048!!!!!!!!!

>>663852151
>implying kids will change that

I was born in 1987. I'll be dead by 2067-2077.

Its scary to think how awful the world,will be by then. In,my last days, I don't want to think about how awful the decades ahead will be for my kids and grandkids. It ends here.

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>>663848994
>Master race
>Race would die out in one generation
>Retarded race

>>663848994
Can I have more pics of that booty?

ITT: some retards who think vasectomy means you can't cum any more.

>>663866540

That's because you have a boring life. Packing up the kids in the minivan and going to Target seems exciting to you.

>>663868486
You dont know how accurate that is for my area

>>663868363
4 on 4 is fun when it happens naturally, but I don't think they should stray from 5 on 5. 3 on 3 overtime was a tough sell for me, but I eventually came around, but only as a way to resolve a game. I don't think I'll ever feel that way about doing 4 on 4 regulation.

Also, I was a Roy fan as a kid. But it was Brodeur and Richter who I looked up to the most. I only with Brodeur's career didn't peter out the way it did.

>>663848994
your picture looks exactly like my wife.

>>663869256
Maybe it seems like a boring life to you, but it's something I enjoy. Who are you to say what's exciting and what isn't?

>>663855424
well said

>>663848994
>master race
>doesn't reproduce
I don't think you know how this works.

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MGTOW ^_^

>>663854783
>general scientific consensus
Wtf are you 12

I'll get married fūçk yeah. But kids is a no go. Planet could do with one less parasitic primate I think.

>>663871530
No I'm 11teen

>>663871399
>/thread

35 years old, banged over 20 different women in my life and no kids cant understand these dudes knocking up every chic they bang

>>663850246
I'll be completely honest.
I wish I wasn't interested in sex at all.
I'd focus on more beautiful things and I'd be happier as well.

>>663872092
Are you bragging? Because 20 different women is nothing to brag about.

>>663861911
Have fun with drug addict children

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>>663850671

>>663872491
Ya actually it is

>>663851579
lol the only mass population growth is muslims blacks and mexicans, gg world.

>>663848994
i'm going to be part of the race that chooses for himself and doesn't do something because a faggot on the internet said it.

i'm not going to make life choices that bar me from something if i change my mind

>>663852542
these faggots are still better then mudslide or niggers.
i cant believe i say this, but it is a lose to the world

>>663856876
Oh wow. Been there done that. And it still feel a way better to get a Bj. Haha faggot your life sucks if that's the highlight

>>663863179
Do you actually do all those things (except spend all weekend in bed)?

I have lived that life and at one point me and my partner felt that we were done with it. We had traveled the world, partied till dawn countless of times and eaten fast food whenever we felt like it. All those the things that symbolizes your freedom grows old if you actually do it.

>>663866990
how do you have half a kid

>>663872491

It's a decent number. Not nigger level, obviously.

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>>663852928
yet unemployed niggers manage to raise 16 children.

>>663862129

Amen fucking 100%.

I've been going my own way for a while now and I agree with you, anon.

It's simply the best way to be, end of story.

>>663869256
Maybe he didn't have unrealistic expectations for his life like some of you NEETS did.

>>663874562
define "raise"

>>663872491
More than 0

>>663872246
Agreed. My morning ritual includes masturbation, so I wouldn't let lust drive my day. It works 75% of the time

quick story

>Last night
>25 yo, havent had a gf in 2 years
>get lonely / desperate
>tinder
>get talking with 2 women, really nice and interesting conversation
>wonder why people think tinder is so shitty
>one asks me out for a drink
>walk 30 minutes to meet her at a pub
>call her, no answer
>45 minutes later i give up
>go inside for a beer alone
>other girl happens to be up the street at another pub
>says i should swing by
>ok
>walk to next pub
>see the girl with all her friends dancing
>walk up and introduce myself
>she litterally points at my face and laughs
>"YOU ACTUALLY SHOWED UP LOL"
>her friends laugh
>what the fuck
>Turn around and leave, called a cab
>one of her friends followed me outside
>apologizes for her friend being drunk
>mfw she was a landwhale
>came home and fapped 3 times

Fuck i hate women

>>663858665

but rape is free anon

>>663856119
birtrate of a nigger 9,4, white American birth rate 2,2hmm 13 % vs 60%, ow wait Caucasian baby's born today are a minority already.

>>663866789
>implying there won't be some sort of disease that will remove 1-2 thirds of the population in the near future


Are you fucking retarded?

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>>663848994
If you waited a few years you could have gotten this done

Eh im not part of the 10% have kids that are smart motherfuckers though so im not degrading the world just over populating. It

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>>663856876
They don't get it, sad childhood i am guessing.

>>663875368
Problem being which way is on or off cant remember this for the lights. Much less my nuts

>>663875368

What if you forget if it is switched to off or on? How can you tell?

>>663848994
>>663848994
You my friend, you are single by choice.. not yours of course.

>>663850246
Basically this.

>>663875259
I can't believe you used tinder and then you were actually shocked when the girl you met was a cunt.
What were you expecting, anon?

>>663875866
>ohlookitsthishoneypotagain.jpg

>>663875866
Won't last.

let's say i post some pedofag shit in there using Tor. OK? i'm ok, but your servers are saving photos of pedoshit inside, the government would shut you down immediately.. go create that shit with .cebolla

>>663859425
You could not be more right anon, just because your kids are born in a first world country does not mean they're not little shits or even good people.
good job anon

I am married (five years) but never had any desire for kids. At least 50% of that is not wanting to go through pregnancy/childbirth. My husband also cant deal with the loud noises and foul excretions from babies, though that stuff doesn't bother me as much since I work with animals. Aside from that I enjoy traveling and having more disposable income. My husband and I live happily below our means so that we can save and retire early. I doubt we'll be sad and lonely as oldfucks when we're traveling the world and enjoying each other. And hopefully by the time we are broken down enough to the point of being miserable, humane euthanasia for people will be legalized everywhere. There are enough people in the world already. If we really wanted a kid later we can just adopt one anyway.

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>>663875866
As a troll i like walking on the fine line of getting banned or not.
A high tier troll like myself would get bored without a challenge.

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I got snipped because my biggest fear was producing something like this

>>663874562
>raise

>>663877301
>adopt
warn for triggers please.
>retire
you really think your retirement is going to be intact after spicks and niggers take over your country.
The Swedes had the impression that the pensions they had where great, they where .
Then in the last 5 years the government evaporated 1/6 of all pensions to pay for the welfare system.

>>663875259

i do well with tinder.

you must be ugly and/or creepy

>>663861401
Kek blame feminism not op. Marriage is basically financial suicide

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>>663875259
should have blown your load in the whale.
even with a sloppy lay you would atleast save her from crawling too niggers.
now she and a nigger are not going to lonely.
you just crywanked yourself to sleep.

>>663875652
If your memory is that bad maybe you should just leave the switch off?
Idk this just might be a good thing for the human race.

>>663848994

I'd tell you not to reproduce, but you went ahead and neutered yourself already. Nothing to do here.

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>>663875259

Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying there testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindles.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger. Instead of being a self fucking beta faggot.

Your mission , no masturbation for 7 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

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>>663851058
A vasectomy's a medical procedure
One that makes you half a man
You're half a man
Remember when you twisted up your garden hose
Well, essentially, that is the plan
That is the plan

>>663850246
slow clap

congratulations on being an evolutionary dead end, OP. you shame your parents and your ancestors by destroying everything they worked for throughout history.

>>663880500
i bet it was a jew who invented the vasectomy , brb doing research.
ps earlier i didnt had to do any captchas, now i need to do them 3 times and i clicked on all the fucking street name signs . any one else having that issue?

I took this even further, I chopped off my dick and became asexual

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>>663881036
>who invented the vasectomy
lolz
History

The first recorded vasectomy was performed on a dog in 1823.[57] A short time after that, R. Harrison of London performed the first human vasectomy; however the surgery was not done for sterilization purposes, but to bring about atrophy of the prostate. Soon, however, it was believed to have benefits for eugenics. The first case report of vasectomy in the U.S. was in 1897, by A. J. Ochsner, a surgeon in Chicago, in a paper titled, "Surgical treatment of habitual criminals." He believed vasectomy to be a simple, effective means for stemming the tide of racial degeneration widely believed to be occurring. In 1902, Harry C. Sharp, the surgeon at the Indiana Reformatory, reported that he had sterilized 42 inmates, in an effort to both reduce criminal behavior in those individuals and prevent the birth of future criminals.[58] Vasectomy began to be regarded as a method of birth control during the Second World War. The first vasectomy program on a national scale was launched in 1954 in India.[59]

>doesnt say who did the dogs vasectomy.
that sure backfired unless you would think cucks should be culled.
i guess not wanting to breed is a weakness.

this thread is pretty interesting though, to be honest. When's a good age range when all you people decided kids was good or not? I am 22 now and definitely don't want kids anytime soon but just want to hear it from some other anons.

>>663862322
>implying most men don't become this anyway

Get your friends dad drunk. He'll prob ask if you can get some coke and if you've banged a black chick.

>>663848994
So, OP, totally don't care about your life choices but I would like to see more of the girl in your post. Got any?

>>663865472
well said bro, i don't understand why there aren't limits on it. probably because it is one of the most basic parts of humanity and people would freak if they limited childbirth, but... goddamn too many little shits running around today

>>663863567
>make it do chores
The time you will spend telling a kid to do there chores and to check that they've done them will far exceed the amount of effort it takes to do them. Also there not slaves, they'll have homework, play dates, days they need new stimulation, social activities....the list goes on. If you have hobbies, you won't get much time for them. Assuming you arnt a shitty parent and letting the tv raise them.

>>663848994
Well OP, looks like the SJWs you convinced that white people should not have kids.

>>663883068
What

>>663848994

Bitch, please. My legacy will not end with me.

its a strange situation, isn't it. be white, have kids, have to put up with their shit, then they and you have to deal with the niggers population exploding in the coming years. be white, don't have kids, still have to put up with the niggersplosion. this overpopulation shit needs to end now. immigration needs to be tightened down, and foreign "aid" to those hungry fuckers in africa needs to end. they don't make their lives better, they all just keep fucking and eating. why do the poor do this? nothing better to do? fuckers. time to go to pol

>>663850247
Me too brutha, can't wait til the day a girl tell me she thinks it mine lol.

>>663883974
Legacy of porn, mnt dew and doritos?

>>663850398
900-2500 us dollars in cash. Free with some types of insurance. Takes 30 minutes.

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>>663883974

>legacy

Lol I still pay a visit to the sperm bank every now and then

>>663854575
Mines the same as well.

Not having a child to carry on your genetic code is the most cuck decision you could ever make. You'll die and have nothing left in the world...you'll be forgotten.

>>663884276

I'm not you.

>>663885639
You're on /b/ that speaks volumes

>>663885911

I'm sorry you think so lowly of yourself. You're sooooo right, my browsing habits speak volumes of my superior genetics. A+

>>663850684
Topkek at gif
Source please

>>663886483
It does. Spending your precious time browsing a image board that prides itself on gore,traps,furries, cp and other disease says a lot

Awesome in fact you are not only doing yourself a favor but the world too.

>>663886840

Enlighten me, young one...what should I do with all of my free time? Y'know since I pretty much already have everything I could ever want and have retired at a young age.

>>663848994
When you die it will be as though you never existed. You may as well kill yourself now. No one would care and you'd save a lot of resources for my kids.

>>663865024
oooh yeeah give me more

>>663879578
Will someone grant this anon some award already?
I mean, he's right. As they say "easy is not equal to good".

I know a few married couples that are DINK (Dual Income, No Kids) who are more prosperous, travel more, and seem more happy than their child-rearing counterparts.
inb4 children are God's gift

>>663877958
Awww, it's so cute

i dont know. i hate kids they are the most ungrateful, disrespektful pigs. i think i would hit them often so thats why im not going to get one i think

>>663882238
people only think that way because they dont have the finance, they are not willing to sacrifices the 5 vacations in a year for the joy of a child.
nor is the housing in many location appropriate to raise a family.
This world just feels very unsafe and a bad place to bring a delicate vulnerable being in too.
especially too all those hanging on 4chan , our view point is allot darker than the general public.
To bad because of that natural instinct those who are unhappy die out and shit wont change for the better.

>>663888101
I think that's a pretty pathetic view of life. Literally any animal can procreate (barring some kind of condition). Is that all you're good for? You can't make any sort of good, positive mark on the world to be remembered by?

how painful is getting a vasectomy and how much does it costs? Ive never looked into it.

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>>663865472
If you are so smart , should you not make more children to make the world smarter.
You know with genetic inheritance of brain structure which relates to intellect.

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>>663855424
I'm dying anon

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>>663848994

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>>663866990
lol then what about the muslims.
have 3 sons and you get to go to heaven.
these fuckers keep trying till they have the full set.
muslims have a avg birth rate of 9,2
unless the quran changes that is not going to stop

>>663863179
Soon you'll be old and unable to do any of those things.

And you and your wife will grow lonely in each other's company.

And eventually turn to despair when you realized you wasted your lives in selfish pursuits

And when you're gone, no one will mourn your passing, and a generation after that, your existence will completely fade away into nothing.

Meanwhile, I do most of those things you mentioned, with my children, who's children's children will speak of me, even if only briefly.

This is the closest any human being comes to obtaining a sense of immortality.

I sincerely hope you enjoy the hollow life you're leading now, because that feeling will fade.

>>663889220
>children are God's gift
children are the curse of a Puritan God as punishment for enjoying sex

I have a nice gene pool... White, tall, smart, handsome. Why wouldn't I leave my wonderful genes for the world? Plus the idea of being able to shape and mold a human from scratch is interesting.

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>>663850246

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>>663866990
The green is immigrants annual growth numbers.
sweden ,england ,germany ,france, belgium, australia and canada are all in the same boat just in different stages.
funny these are pretty much all the welfare countrys in the world

>>663862831
yep

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There with you OP.
Not getting married because of legal chores that go with it, plus nowadays any crazy cunt can claim you did something bad that you never did and have your life fucked up without probably cause.
I'll have girlfriends sure but NEVER going through that process.

Also pets>kids.

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>>663891559

> your existence will completely fade away into nothing.

as will yours

>>663860244
cancer tier copy pasta

>>663882433
underrated post

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>>663863314

>>663850246
same

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>>663863342
No i want to create a world for the future where i want to grow old in and are able to be happy.

>>663891825
>Why wouldn't I bring children into this rotten world?
... because you're smart, as you claim; but the biological imperative over-rides your claimed smartness, doesn't it?

>>663893698
>i want to grow old
children will help a lot with that

>>663848994
Getting married this year, neither of us want kids so all good. While I watch everyone my age posting shit on Facebook like going to the park with their brats like it's some super exciting day out, we'll be living in luxury and travelling all over the world. Fuck kids.

>>663855424
>Having kids now to save the world is like investing in blockbuster in 2009
Ayy lmao

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>>663893836
IF YOU DON'T BREED PROPERLY GOVERNMENTS PUT YOU TRUE THIS SHIT.
https://themuslimissue.wordpress.com/2015/07/23/sweden-muslim-beat-12-year-old-boy-for-having-blue-eyes/

I'm in. My oncologist failed to mention chemo makes you sterile. Now I can only get so far in a relationship before she starts talking kids. REALLY FUCKING HARD to find a woman who doesn't want kids. They are literally wired for it.

Count me in, I'll be the fucking chief of this clan. Working on my second PhD now as well as buying my third rental property. You'll be amazed what you can do if you don't have to cater to the whims of a wife or kid.

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Always thought having a kid would be cool and that I would make a great father. Then shit changed.
>dated a girl for 2 years that had a baby
>baby had just turned 2 when we started dating
>love gf to death but cannot stand the fucking kid
>annoying as shit
>expensive to take care of
>constantly interrupting sex
>need babysitter to do anything normal adults do in a relationship.

Never again. Not even with my own.

>>663894448

Children give boring people something to talk about. Fact.