If anyone is tuning in from the 404'd thread, this is Kylochan ~_~ aka. the girl who rubbed one out to Adam Driver at the back of a movie theater and is currently doing so to his SNL appearance~
Star Wars is getting pretty big-- I think lots of girls will relate to the predicament I'm currently in~
this guy literally looks like a fucking swede
Not samefagging m8
he wasn't even a fucking newbie, thats an understatement, he had no battle experience whatsoever, only some conditioned training
kylo on the other hand at least got to train under luke even if it was a short amount of time, its retarded
on top of how unbelievable most of the action on screen is (despite the cinematography being absolutely stunning) i was expecting a badass sith lord except i got some kid who looks like he'd shoot up a high school
not sure if this is really OP, but in any case, OP, you will find that this thread will be infinitely more neckbeardy and faggoty than your last thread. but if you just ignore them, we can continue with our lovely thread
>looks like a rat
anyway, spread those lips for papa driver
also, take that stocking down already haha
jesus christ you white knight, she can do what she likes. if this isn't what she wanted to do, she wouldn't be doing it.
Fake and fake. From now on, I'll only reply with photos. That means there will be fewer replies from me, but I guess that's what I have to do if people are going to impersonate me ^^
/b/ has been getting a lot of sexy sluts this past couple years
Please, please do this with the timestamp! This would be so hot! :)
Cancer of the best kind
His batshit craziness is what gave him character! Darth Vader was far more two-dimensional than Kylo Ren, so it's understandable that Kylo Ren's ridiculous instability made him look weak. His daddy issues were hot as hell tbh~~
was little bitty axadente!
Interesting! I might have to look at some cute pictures of Mr. Driver for inspiration... feel free to post any ;3
Picture is from a few days ago~
>You said you're a virgin.
no, o.p didn't
>If you're anywhere near Lousiana would you be interested in joining me and a female?
jesus christo don't you have local friends?
I'm tipsy and feeling like a bit of a tease... Send me sexy messages (preferably about what you'd want to see Adam/Kylo do to me ;3) and I'll put it wherever you want~~
NIGGER did you not listen? OP specifically said "send me sexy messages (preferably about what you'd want to see Adam/Kylo do to me ;3) and I'll put it wherever you want~~"
You are not doing your part.
Imagine him caressing your tight body, running his hands down to your legs, then spreading them and kissing your inner thighs and slowly making his way to your wet pussy teasing you with more kisses, then he starts licking your moist pussy
i want you to imagine being a boy, little baby boy luke skyshadow, and his daddy kylo ren is checking to see where the poopoo is going. use darth kylo's orb rod to check for the feces, deep.
Alright, since everyone else is a faggot, I'll do it.
It's easier to write this in first person, so imagine I'm Adam.
first, I'd walk up to you, confident, with a smile. Then, I'd make small talk. I'd ask you what you thought of me in the movie. And you'd gush, like the horny little slut you are, and as you're talking, you'll notice me looking you up and down, undressing you with my eyes.
My patience starts to run low - you know Kylo Ren is not a patient man - and I kiss you. Purposefully. With passion. Each kiss that follows only increases my lust for you, and before you even notice, I've stripped you down to your skin, and you to mine.
Now you've got a moment, to admire my nudity. The body you fantasized about so much when you were in the theatre. And I have a moment to admire yours.... but I am more of a physical being. I grope your breasts and your ass, and kiss you more, as my fingers finger their way to your pussy.
I'll bring you to the edge of orgasm with my fingers, while you moan "oh adam" like a whore, but I won't make you cum. Not yet. Not until I get what I want.
I'll tell you to get on your knees. It's not a question. There's no please. It's a command. and you'll do it, too. And I'll push my dick against your lips and firmly grasp your hair and look down at you with that same confident smirk, and tell you to suck it.
And you'll do it for a while, hearing my groans of pleasure. But I'll pull you off before I cum... It's not time for that yet.
I'll bend you over. I'm gonna take you from behind. You'll moan "Adam!" as I thrust my throbbing cock in your hole. and you'll moan it louder and louder as I slam you from behind. Like before, I'd start in control... but Kylo Ren loses himself quite easily in passion. I'd get more carnal as my lust and pleasure build. You'll feel my thrusts become harder, faster, more desperate for your tight body.
(hit work limit more?)
>Anons falling and believing this shit-tier bait
Do the world a favor you mongoloid fuck, kill yourself
this was the sweetest! Very hot <3333 I liked the other ones too, mmm~
my cock would fill you with each frantic thrust, my length penetrating deep within your pussy, as you feel your orgasm building. but again, it is not yet time... I want to see the look on your face when you cum. I want you to see the look on mine when I pump my seed into your tight cunt.
So I'd pull out, only momentarily, laying you on your back. I'm not gentle... my desires for you have complete control now. I grasp your tits while I slide my dick back inside. I teasingly go very slowly at first, asking you if you want it harder, occasionally giving you a truly firm thrust to remind you of how good it feels when I'm balls deep inside you.
You'll say "yes adam, please adam!" and I'll give you a sly grin, and tell you to beg for it.
and the sounds of your moans and your desperate, horny begging would send me over the edge. I want you, kylochan. I want you so bad, and it's driving me crazy.
While my cock pounds you, I want you to think about that. In your head, remind yourself *Adam wants.... no, NEEDS to fuck me*.
I'd kiss you intensely and play with your nipples as my cock continues to pound away at your quivering, wet, pussy, and I'd pull my lips from yours just in time to see your face as you orgasm.
and only moments later, with a mighty groan, I'd unload my seed deep within your womb, and rest, breathing heavily and playing with your hair, my dick still twitching inside your warmth.
Slowly, I'd pull it out, and sit back, dragging you over to lick my cock and balls. Did you think I was done with you yet?
There's my confident grin again, while you lap away at my dick, I'll comment on how great your ass is... and when I've become fully erect once again, I'll tell you to fetch the lube.
I've been in your mouth. I've been in your pussy. And now I want your ass. And when Kylo Ren wants something, he takes it.
(more? I'll do one more)
She impaled herself with a 24" light saber vibrator with kylo ren's face duct taped to the bottom. Rumor has it there was so much vaginal secretion that they had to siphon her home out over the course of several days using two refinery fracking straws.
Will do <3
not nearly as nice as I imagine Adam's cock would taste...
of course! I came too ~w~
>That moment when I have the same blanket
haha, so cute! It was written in the stars, anon~
That orgasm knocked me out so I think I'll be heading to bed soon... ~__~ last picture of the night~ Thank you guys for being the cutest! I'll be back tomorrow.
I have no more pictures, but I figure the thread is empty enough that no one is still pretending to be me ^^;;
No, though I suppose that would make an interesting story... Brownie points to you for being an Adam fan from the start! ^~^
I'll post again tomorrow evening~ Probably around 10-11 eastern time