Utah thread again!

Are there enough people with internet in Utah to participate?

>>663784838
Provo. Sup?

>>663784838
We've had dialup here for months now... Smartass.

>>663784227
Sexy

>>663785047
Bitch, we got Google fiber.

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>>663783277
any caorline here? u utah

sup from murray fellow utards

>>663785047
Im picturing a dude in white button down, backback, jacking it at a library computer.

>>663784641
There's something wrong with those nips

>>663785332
The libraries are closed... Smartass.

Sandy here. Fishing for noodez to post.

>>663785552
>>663785536
Are those the magic underpants?

>>663784227
Daezone's wife

>>663785714
They are indeed. It's sexy to me because of the whole taboo thing... she's seduced.

I didn't post the pic, btw.

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>>663785274
I'm in Midvale. I live on State Street.

holy shit iv never seen a Utah thread

>>663785926
I know. But you are now my Utah Spirit guide.

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>>663783277

I'm in orem. Want to kill myself, Utah fucking sucks.

>>663786062
I'm nobody's guide.. I just wear my suit and hang out at the libraries.

Anyone have any on emmie N. From draper?
Eva P. From west valley
Or any of the Louder girls from Utah valley?

>>663786243
why not leave? escape? fly? be free?

>>663786250
I've adopted you as Utah guide. It's your spiritual duty to see this through now. This girl >>663786194 is she a grandmother by this age?

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>>663786194
I never knew garments were so sparkly.

any from the Monticello blanding area?

>>663786537
Lol... Only in movies. It's just as illegal to start 'em underage here as it is in any other US state.

>>663785926
Wait. Are these really the Mormon Underroos?

>>663786472
I dont have enough money...

>>663786569
They aren't all. They come in many fabric choices.. Some are cotton, some are polyester mesh, etc.

I used to live in that shithole.
Glad I got out of it.

St georgefag here

>>663786817
They look like what I remember, yes.

>>663786771
This is disgusting

>>663786821
Ah.. Sucks. Hang in there.

Mormons aren't that bad. my home state, California, has beaners everywhere, at least in utah the only beaners are the ones building houses

Sandy reporting in

Utah field that went bad
Gabrielle reedy
Zrinka dozic
Quartnee Reece

>>663786720
I see. I see. And this girl >>663786771 Is it customary to pose with children's toys? Would this ritual be performed at a Tabernacle?

I feel like I used to see her posted different places- but not any more- anything new?

>>663787202
True mormons aren't. There's a schism in the religion and the utah culture, though. There are a lot of good people here, but there are also a lot of fake mormons.

>>663786998
This is amazing. More of this. Fascinating... sister wife copulation pics, please!

Went to high school there. FUCK UTAH. SERIOUSLY, FUCK THAT PLACE.

>>663786671
I feel like I used to see her posted different places- but not any more- anything new?

>>663787463
Grandpa?

This thread is fucking disgusting. Mods do your job

>>663787353
Every mormon under 40 has children's toys in every room of their house. Has nothing to do with pedo or anything like that, just lots of kids.

St. Georgefags?

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Utah stripper

>>663787524
Real ones of those prolly don't exist on the web, sorry to say.

>>663787639
Not on your life, kid.

>>663787692
Copy that. Are these females posted within this thread indicative of Utah women? That is to say, is this a strong cross section / sampling?

>>663788014
Hot. Can't tell if those are Gs, or just a tank top...?

Vernal here

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I like it here in Utah
No real crime
Guns everywhere
Decent pay
Hot girls
One of the most fit states in the union
Highest porn consumption so even girls are twisted sex addicts

>>663788151
There are lots of obese women here. But the ones who follow the word of wisdom (health/diet guidelines) tend to look damn good.

>>663788014
Shit! A fairly attractive woman! Do show more of this comparative-goddess anon! I've never fapped to anything from Utah.

St George here
Attending DSU, renting a house 1 block away from main campus. No shitty On-Campus housing for me.

Sup guys

lets keep this going. moved to where the valley girls are... i miss some of slc's ladies

>>663788158
Gs?

Becca Ward?

>>663788280
Any nude?

>>663788547
I love these. You just know that for them to take pictures like this, they must be seriously horny ATM. Seems genuine to me.

>>663788687
U blind nigga?

>>663788547

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Not sure why retards are posting uggos when there is so much better everywhere

>>663788396
That makes sense. The extra layer of fatty tissue provides warmth in the arctic Utah climate. Are morman diets different from regular ole earthlings' diets?

SLC Here. Dating in Utah sucks! You either get a full on slut or some chick that try to get you into the Mormon church. Sluts are ok but I want a legit full on GF status with sex. Maybe I'm doing shit wrong.

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Utah Indian

>>663789072
lol... no, mormons just have guidelines of moderation in eating - lots of veggies, not supposed to be as much meat.. no drinking, no smoking.

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Moar state street stripper

>>663789193
Native American?

>>663789155
Did you pull this directly from your match.com profile? Or are you paraphrasing? Either way, don't change a thing.

>>663789155
Can u find me a gf

>>663789193
Beautiful.

>>663789141
You know, I stood next to shawn bradley in the airport once... I'm not short, but damn, i didn't even go up to his chest.

WEST JORDAN BBY

>>663789193
AHha. They haven't fucked all the color out of her yet. Continue w more nudes of her anon. My penis moved a little for her.

>>663789461
Just saying overall. Wanna know if there are anyone else out here that can send me some tips, want a GF but dont want a combo deal with god.

>>663784227
>>663784641
Serious question do these women go to hell for posing provocatively in their undergarments or whatever the hell they're called?

>>663789791
I dunno, man. I don't have experience outside of Utah, myself. But it seems like there are still genuine women here. Roll of the dice?

>>663789631
My stomping grounds as a kid

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Utah county

slc... sell me addy

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Temple opining :D

>tfw everyone I fall in love with ends up being mormon
fuck this state

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Check em.

>>663788326
Totally agree

>>663790024
Some believe it's a sin, and they can get in trouble if they don't repent for it. Mormons are big on the value of repentance and forgiveness of sins.

>>663790180
she's in my dreams now...

>>663789425
Doesn't she work at Showgirls? Or have I seen her at Pinkys?

>>663788326
Seeking some semblance of proof... of the hot girls part. I'm sure you have many many guns.

SLC here. Tried to date a mormon girl in high school, but now I'm friends with her dad. What the fuck happened?

>>663790028

Yeah, just my luck I guess. Also anyone notice a lot of fat chicks? Like they all fat and they want a freaking 10/10 but they are FUCKING FAT. I'm no prize myself maybe a 7/10.

>>663790796
prove it. post pic.

>>663790796
Again, roll of the dice? Many are obese, many are not...

>>663790088
Literally one of the easiest drugs to get. I've met a handful of kids at SLCC with vyvanse and addy prescriptions that are looking to sell. Or are you too old to be hanging out on a college campus?

>>663786128
fuck BYU
Utah Utes

Anyone know any karissa's?

Anyone else sick of Polynesians?

>>663790180
Name?

>>663790994
Are you requesting that anon "prove it" by posting numerous photos of overweight girls?? Review thread, I think those bases have been covered.

>>663791341
Nah I'm just questioning this 7/10 shit

>>663791199
oh my heck...!

>>663791303
yes, other polynesians

>>663791303
Fuckin Hate Em

>>663791514
Ah. So you want to see the guy rating himself. That makes more sense... wait. Nope.

>>663790088
Hey I can sell you addy, hit me up I'm in slc. You have Kik or snapchat.
>>663791222
Also this. I'm surprised anon can't find addy as I always have a lot of competition. Funny I also go to slcc and everyone already has a connection for addy when I try to sell there

>>663786876
is your name Ben?

>>663791625
I just want to make fun of his appearance anon. Calm down.

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>>663791270
got any caroline?

>>663791989
>those thighs
horee shit

>>663791708
Wait. Is "SLC" is Salt Lake City? Is that what all the cool ute-dudes are callin it these days?

>>663791514
Yeah not gonna happen. I know how we work. I know how fast it is to find someone and I might know some of you faggots out here.

>>663791942
Ah my bad. But still, based on these girls, i don't wanna see they guy who can't land em. Tryin to masturbate over here.

>>663792094
No that's how you say it instead of saying the whole name.

>>663792094
...what else would SLC stand for in a utah thread?

>>663792094
>>663792279
sorta like how all the cool-yank dudes are calling America the "USA" these days.

>>663791286
Anybody??

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>>663792080

>>663784227
Is her first name sydney?

>>663792730
This is the only reason I watch PAC10 tv - volleyball and gymnastics. Oh, and soccer, when it's in season.

Lehi checking in.

>>663792306
I've never seen a Utah thread. Or an abbreviated Utah city. Or Utah people communicating via interweb. Guilty of being Utah Newbie

WVC basement dweller here...

>>663792279
Utahians?

>>663792279
Utahers?

>>663792279
Utahites?

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mosd efsz

>>663793286
>>663793345
Utites?

>>663793445
Utahanians?

>>663793445
Utahese?

>>663792518
yank? you must be from southern utah.

Utards

>>663793549
>>663793594
Hicks?

>>663793799
Touche

>>663793756
nope. see:
>>663793260


How would it be to see a good "Utah pics you shouldn't share" thread on here? I'd never leave the house....

>>663792730
>>663793427
>tfw no qt mormon gf to morally bankrupt

Kearns here.
>mfw murdered by a machete wielding squatter

>>663794036
Its hard living in utah with no qt to bankrupt.

>>663794017
WVC = White Van Community?

>>663794017
I have a lot... But if they found out... They would know where to come.

>>663794569
Your doublewide?

>>663794513
west valley city. Your take is a bit more accurate though.

>>663794513
West Valley City? It's an actual town here.

>>663794402
Amen!

I'm outta here. Gonna put my suit back on, and go back to my regular lurking life in the public libraries. Take care everyone.

>>663794746
Ah. I grew up in North Hill City... which is about 30 furlongs from Northeast Gully Town.

>>663794825
Don't forget to zip up. Thank you Spirit Guide. May Joseph Smith himself bless /b/

>>663792699
people do you know any karissa's?

>>663794825
Goodnight anon

>>663795056
holy shit. Obviously not.

the girl I love lives in Utah and my heart is in Utah, even though I am miles and miles away

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Layton checking in sup utards

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meh I'll post a few. Bountiful Reporting in. ex gf

anyone near Willard or Box Elder County?

>>663795385
Josh?

>>663791303
Yup. Pretty much eat a lot and are like black people.

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>>663795385

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>>663795491

>>663795617
And they all talk about how dangerous Rose Park is and how they have cousins in Compton.

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>>663795741

>>663795491
She lds?

>>663795604

nah, but her name is Alyssa

Anyone from 435

One good thing about winter in Utah is that most of our homeless either leave or die out so you can actually go to the Gateway without getting stabbed.

>>663796086
The milfs in leather boots that sport braces get me going too.

>>663796022
Good luck bro.

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And another girl >>663795741

>>663791303
>at smiths the other day
>some poly bitch is trying to pass off a clearly handwritten "coupon"
>gets increasingly mad that the cashier won't honor them
Honestly the way she was getting into the cashiers face I thought there was going to be a fight going down. Fucking polys.

>>663795994

Nah, she was a freak though haha

>>663796086
>2016
>still shopping at gateway

>>663796344
I hate it when fat girls suck their stomach in for photos.

>>663796553
Where else do I get Peanut Butter Buckets, nigga?

>>663796553
>2016
>supporting the LDS conglomerate by shopping at city creek

>>663796762
Man fuck City Creek. Its all full of expensive bull shit that I can find cheaper online.

>>663796697
Oh shit I forgot that there's a Rocky mountain choclate was there. Good shit. A little pricey though

>>663796260
do you know who I'm talking about, or just saying good luck?

>>663796762
I can't afford to shop at city creek anon :(
Also the amount of dirty kids that play in that stream is fucking gross.

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>>663796344
and another

>>663797062
Just sayin good luck.

Anyone have pics of their lds gf?

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>>663796344

>>663797062
of course we know! it's alyssa, in utah.

good luck.

>>663797146
what's her name?

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>>663797288

>>663797136
Same with the Olympic Fountain at the Gateway. That's where all the homeless dudes wash up before they have a Soup Kitchen in the park.

>>663797179
>>663797351
haha, well everyone knows her in a certain area of Utah because of where she works

>>663797489
Well where does she work?

>>663797417
Is that Mormon magic underwear?

>>663797417
she's great- more?

>>663797573
At the lovely American Bush strip club/bar

Also Lehi

>>663797690
yup. nothing really 'magic' is actually shown though

>>663785255
Zowie. MOAR!

>>663797727
Nice to see someone else from Lehi.

>>663797721
lol Trails?

>>663797573
can't say on here...

>>663796404
i can't decide what is worse in utah. the middle age women, the mexicans or the polys.

>>663797978
http://www.theamericanbush.com/

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>>663797364

Shit I dont remember lol

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>>663798222

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Anyone have any of her?

>>663798075
It changes for me depending on the day. I'll think nobody can be worse than a middle aged mormon woman and then some poly will do something that pisses me off more while I'm at the fucking grocery store. It happens almost every week.

>>663798390
yeah tons

>>663798319
Where are you from? This one looks familiar.

>>663794036
>utes
>mormon
pick one

>>663798532
They all look familiar to me. Something about the women in this state makes them all look similar

>>663798456
to be honest, everytime im driving in Utah County, its the fucking mom's

like seriously, you go 25 over on I-15 and come to a dead stop driving over the sidewalk into the smiths parking lot jesus chrsit

>>663798646
True

anyone else notice that a lot of Utahn girls have those eyebrows that make them look "surprised" even when they're not? is that some sort of Mormon thing?

>>663798742
Nice

Saw a bimmer wagon run a red and hit a Trax train outside of City Creek tonight. Had to fill out all this paperwork because I was one of 3 witnesses outside of the train.

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>>663798532

This ones name is Kiley And i'm from Slc My Homie.

>>663798683
Driving minivans is hard work. Especially when you have 6 kids, a closet-homosexual husband and a minor pain killer addiction.

>>663798532
Prove it?

>>663798958
god i love utah :^)

>>663798986
Prove what? That she looks familiar to me?

>>663798948
Was that the mexican guy that died? My sister saw the aftermath but they had already covered up his body with a sheet

>>663798958
fuck its so easy to get on any medication here. Have a headache? Better prescribe some Xanax or Zoloft.

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>>663798986
>663798986

You talking to me? *Guy who posted pic* or the due asking me who I am?

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>>663799219

>>663799197
Its so true. I knew a guy in High School that got busted with a gallon-sized ziploc bag full of Adderall that he got from a doctor when he said that he had trouble paying attention in school.

>>663799167
No prove you have pics of her? Lol

>>663799219
I don't think I was talking to you, could have been I posted pic asking if anyone knew her or had pics of her because I want them haha

>>663799703
I never said that I did, kiddo. I just thought that she looked like a girl that I knew in College.

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>>663799550

Goodtimes

Where's the best place to learn to snowboard in Utah? Should I go and rent or just buy a basic board or what?

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>>663800227
Well this is the last one form me since this shit is dead and im the only one posting bitches. Youre welcome for the (Utah bitches OC)

>>663801288
you've done god's work, anon

anyone wanna meet up in the downtown area

This thread is comedy gold.

Ogden and west valley are probs the worst cities in Utah. I lived in Ogden but all you got there is drugs horrible shit goes down in west valley.

>>663803706
Dont forget Juggalos and Straight Edge kids

Ogden checking in