My dog met her at a party in Burbank last year. They ended up fucking. He said it was totally sub-par. She got shit all over his dick, and violently queefed at the end.
£8 an hour with time and a quarter for weekends
GMT...next time your at mine leave the toilet seat down thanks
You boner you lose
You drink enough and you never lose :^)
It's not even mine to drink.
My cousin met her at a party in Burbank last year. They ended up fucking. He said it was totally sub-par. She got shit all over his dick, and violently queefed at the end.
reverse image search, never again
Dont make me
I just want to lay in bed and fap all night
I'm going to be empty by the end of the night
Who needs eyebrows anyway
I can't even begin to imagine how good that must have felt.
I can't go 12 hours, let alone 6 months.
Ello, bby. How are things in boxtopia today?
>never really felt like jerking.
These words are foreign to me.
Hey, pretty good.
You save my shoop.
Who is you?
And you know the reference
Not hung over. Slightly dehydrated. Pretty good, all things said and done.
/b/ kinda sucks today, but thought I'd say hi.
I'm your favorite h8r. I have no idea the reference, but I love the pic. It's one of the least offensive ones I have, so I post it to play nice.
Care to educate the unenlightened?
and I forgot pic.
Not starting out great today.
>I'm your favorite h8r
And when would you have earned that title?
Not always. I had a great political discussion last night. Went sideways at the end because a bunch of /pol/tards showed up.
/b/ isn't great, but I wouldn't hang out here if I thought it ALWAYS sucked.
Just recycled garbage today, IMAO
I gave it to myself.
I've been doing this for years, but I used to be a lot more... Venomous. Now I just hang out and post shoops, without being an asshole all the time.
I save that for other threads.
I am surprised she retweeted this, maybe she is not such a prude after all.
Hope she takes it as inspiration for Halloween.
I was lucky enough not to have a hangover today myself.
I'd kill to see her dressed like that.
>Hope she takes it as inspiration for Halloween.
I just wish
When was the last time kim was seen here?
It's practice, after all these years. I might have a hangover tomorrow. I can choose to quit before (like last night), or not. Luck has nothing to do with MY hangovers.
Only got 6 cans of cider tonight anyways.
Cider. That's so acidic for me to drink too many.
You working tomorrow then, or just going easy?
Well at least my liver is getting a bit of a break.
It's too acidic for me too lol. I had to stop drinking so much of it because I was throwing up blood.
And yeah strongbow.
Nope, no work tomorrow.
Figured since you like Stella. Strongbow is the best. I have a few regional places close to me that make a great product, but it's hard to get outside of season.
>throwing up blood
oh vey! I'm telling you those painkillers will be the death of you.
The faps are real
I took one of them today lol.
Should be fine now though that was ages ago.
One won't hurt you. Just stop taking them while drinking. I could post a ton of science, and scare the shit out of you, but that's not my M.O.
I'd like to keep you around longer. Be a sad day if your moms outlived you.
>throwing up blood
I only get on your case because I like you. World if full of shit heads. I 'd hate to see one honest person die early.
Let's chat about happy things. I didn't come here to grief you, today.
I've fapped like 7 times today.
LOL. I almost spit rum and coke all over the computer.
How can you go 7 times? I'm lucky to get in 3. I have a decent exercise routine, and I eat ok.
After 3 it's like beating a dead fish.
7 is average for me after a night of drinking.
My record is 12.
Super mega hyper sex drive I guess
Super mega hyper is an understatement. You should do porn on your days off.
Some what unrelated, but have you ever seen the movie "orgasmo"?
If I was doing porn it would be full time kek.
Yeah I've seen it, it's funny as fuck.
Just saying. With stamina like that you could hold down a job and do it for fun on the off time.
>I'm fcking dying laughing over here
Lmao, why is it funny?
The snuggles would be real
Hell no I'd do fucking anything for that chance
We were all serious and discussing mortality, and it switches to porn, orgasmo, and your virility.
Possibly I lack my normal chemicals, so things are unusually funny? I don't know but I keep chucking, if not out right cackling.
Possibly I just need some fresh air. Fucking freezing outside. Cabin fever is driving me slowly mad, is another answer that might be possible.
I'm all down for it.
I'm horny as fuck today.
Now that you've put it like that I can see why you found it so funny.
What's funny to me... isn't always funny to others.
I think a few years here, has really warped my humor.
I'm going to go do something useful for a few. I know you'll likely be around for another 2 hours. I might be back.
Thanks for the grin, I'm still chuckling.
I just ate 2 sandwiches while watching epic meal time and threw up. wtf???
2:30, I dunno
I think I'v had enouch already, but lets see
Imagine getting your face in there
She's a boring/typical hispanic. Further, she's getting fat. She didn't know how to apply her make up back when /b got off on her the first time, she clearly enjoys looking like Mexican Tammy Fay Baker.
As she ages she'll get bigger in ways most of you have never seen before unless you live in a border state, or in a major metropolitan area of the U.S.
Enjoy fatty grease face.