What conspiracy theories do you believe anon?

shh they are watching

>>663646720
That OP is a fag.

Oh, wait...

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>>663647191
so 9/11 is fake?
just a pretext to kill the sandniggers?

>>663648183
or take their oil?

Is there any truth to the fluorine in our drinking water for the purpose of rendering the masses thoughtless conspiracy?

>>663647191
Let it go

My conspiracy is that bad shit doesn't happen because those in power have malicious intentions, but because of their sheer incompetence.

>>663649822
they just dont care

Earth is just a reality show for aliens.

>>663649997
Go away trey Parker

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>>663646720
UNITED STATES TEXT FORCE:
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put any video cameras connected of internet ta your face (whenever sheltered so of other-than/not seeing sky of so of drones of hovering/flew/floating/levitating and so human of military of United States of collecting/getting/having/possessing data-of-matter/communication-of-obviousness-of-reality so of warring)...and I am of text of since if you are panicked/terrified/terrored/fearing of coercion/harm/wrong/terrible body movement of not/other-than helpful/effective/useful/good so you live then stay/rest/relax at a one/single safe place ta time your breaths and blinks so of STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles...of timed so of less stimulations ta live of STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles...since planned stimulations of since you of planned of timing of body movements ta cause vital/healthy/necessary living...and since I time my breaths and blinks ta sense/sensation of touch of pulse of my heart so I am of less stressings of energies at me ta cause so I am living of other-than/not/no harm.
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...and my pic is of map of embassies/equipment-and-and-or-artificed-machinations since of human of United States military of a-ction/slackening-and-tensing of muscles

9/11 was an inside job.
By who or why I dunno. But there was more to it then the planes

>>663648862
Fluoride, it's in there but not sure how effective it is. We exist.
Also saw on the news years ago where multiple prescription drugs were found in the water supply.

>>663648862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr2bSL5VQgM

>>663646720
Inb4 the picture with the galaxy map again

>>663650964
oh, too late

People conspire against other people.

People conspire against nature.

People conspire.

Is it really so hard to believe that a group of men with a large amount of resources available to their disposal are carving up the land and earth as they see fit between themselves and who they see fit/worthy?

It's been happening for the longest time, and will continue to happen. Life is cyclical and you better get used to it. (You don't need to be stuck in your current position on the pyramid's pecking order, it's a natural right to challenge authority/leaders, just don't be surprized when the lion rips your throat open and cuts your balls off if you lose).

Get back in line maggot.

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>>663646720
Mandela effect

Check out my shit on dat piff

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For those of you idiots still preaching jet fuel doesnt melt steel beams please enlighten me on how some lakes are frozen enough to hold entire CARS on them yet some falter when a 150lb person walks across them...could it be that at a certain temperature the ice becomes weaker and weaker thus faltering?

The steel beams dont have to be liquid to give out, i know youre all fucking retarded but at least figure out some basic chemistry.

>>663650130
>>663650964
>samefag

>>663651399
>Comparing ice to steel

Also steel that is weakened still doesn't promote a free fall collapse that we saw on 9/11
Which honestly never happens outside of control demo
Get real bro

>>663651399
its universally known that steel is harder then ice.
Checkmate atheist.

Kansas is the portal to hell. The zip codes to the Capitol of Kansas all start with 666.

>>663651399
Why did the buildings free fall collapse?

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>>663646720

>>663651705
>>663651899
>>663651399


I'm pretty sure the fag is implying he saw the video of the Metalurgy fag who heated steel and bent it like a stick of butter.

The other two are correct. We didn't see any buckling/bending of the steel beams. We saw clean angled thermite cuts and a free-fall controlled demo.

If you're that fucking stupid to believe that shit fell under natural gravity without structural demolition, you're fucking stupid. Redudancy is needed.

>>663646720
jews

>>663651705
>>663652173

Oh my bad i forgot the both of you majored in tin foil hats

hurp but but i watched 9/11 loose change and the "expurtz"said it was demolition they are not government so y wuld they LIE?!?!?!?

PROVE TO ME 9/11 WAS INSIDE JOB, PLEASE NO YOUTUBE LINKS dont be a fucking weeabo

>>663652820

If it could be proven it wouldn't be an inside job.

>>663652820
>literary never happens before
>happens twice on the same day
think about what's more likely.
PROVE TO ME 9/11 WASN'T A INSIDE JOB

>>663653482

3 buildings collapsed, not two.

>>663646720
niggers were once people

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>>663653927
are you retarded?
you are making my point for me.

>>663648862
Its not only fluorides and its by far not only in water.
Dont drink too many softdrinks.

I swaer by me mum this world is more toxic than you'd dare to believe.

>>663653482
>literary

that was good, i kek'd silently to myself as i softly said "notice me senpai, notice me"

>>663653482
Maybe because it was planned for that day. by people who weren't the US government? That's honestly the worst "proof" in this thread.

wake up. we are all a figment of your imagination.

>>663654801
>deep

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>>663646720
zionist jews control the world. it started just before world war one.

>>663654801
underrated conspiracy

>>663654524
i meant the way the buildings fell retard.

That haarp actually can affect the ionosphere in a negative way

>>663654494
>on 4chan
>bitching about auto correct
you are not going to have a fun day.

>>663646720
That our government does a lot of red flag operations, and took at least a small part in 9/11

>>663646720
there are no aliens, it's government taking people for experiment and blaming it on alien

>>663655131
Idk man. I think the government likes the idea that they were in control when in reality, it was just a huge fuck up. The guys who did the acts lived in America as sleeper cells for years and even got pilot training. You'd think they'd have to take mental evaluations and stuff

>>663646720
Also Hitler saw this happening and tried to do something about it. The thing is the Zionist Jews are Masters of PR (propeganda) and spun the story and made people beilieve 6 million were killed when in fact there were no death camps. The sign on alshwitz said "work sets you free" The Jews hated this because they don't like to work. They believe The non-jews should serve them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm34sj65MkA

>>663650130
Why does this exist? This is the true cancer of /b/. Seeing this in every single thread makes me more angry than that banana ever could

>>663646720
jet fuel cannot melt steel beams

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>>663646720
But OP, the truth IS out there.

Just look

>>663655955
>not putting "the game"
Wasted potential

>>663646720
also chemtrails are a thing. If you live on east coast like me you could see 100s in one day not exagerating .

I quite like what Vsauce has to say on this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHCHEykUxP4

The corporations want to control the common people.

>>663656292
underage

>>663646720
Sandy hook was false flag incident. None of it adds up and they passed a law to make sure no one could make freedom of information act requests on the evidence. Insane people aren't freaking out about it. Total hoax.

>>663656570
Reported

>>663656318
>The corporations want to control the common people.
this is true.

Jews poisoned wells in the 12th to 14 centuries.

If all things considered living in the universe die (cells, bacteria, animals, people, etc.), does the universe still exist after that? Do all of the planets, materials, atoms, chemicals, and all other things considered nonliving remain, or do they all disappear because there is no longer anything that can experience it through some form of consciousness? Nothing to feel, hear, see, taste, grow, move, breathe, or dream.

>>663656642
>>663656642
KEEP LAUGHING FUCKFACE
IT AINT GONNA BE FUCKING FUNNY WHEN I FIND YOU AND KICK YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN

I believe that conspiracy nuts are terrible people who are projecting.

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>>663656731
Kek

>>663656901
stop projecting

>>663656724
research "Zionism"
It's still a branch of the Jews who are ruining the entire worlds currently.

I believe in limited mind control, basically those in power control what we read and watch in order to make us do what they want us to.

But is that even a theory?

>>663656985
Projectception.

little eric looks just like this

>>663656731
shut up

>>663656729
You need to remove the electrons from all atoms so the atoms can't react form compounds and only isolated elements exits. Nothing can be made but the fundulmental forces:
gravitational
electromagnetic
strong nuclear
weak nuclear

>read whole thread
>no mention of John Fitzgerald Kennedy
cmon guys its like you all just want to play baby's first conspiracy
jfk death is the only definite time we know for a fact that the government did some shady syndicate type shit

>>663656729
wtf how is this even a conspiracy? take your skitzo ramblings to the homeless down the road

>>663652820
>PROVE TO ME 9/11 WAS INSIDE JOB, PLEASE NO YOUTUBE LINKS dont be a fucking weeabo
>dont be a fucking weeabo
>weeabo
What the flying fuck are you on about?

>>663657692
>implying conspiracy theories and schizo ramblings are that much different from one another.

>>663656729
I think yes, but it's really a question of experience. If you mean 'the universe' as in 'our perception of all that exists, then yes, it dies with us. But I think the universe really isn't dependent on us being around

JFK was a mob snitch before he became president.

>>663656318
That is not a conspiracy theory.
It's called advertising

>>663657692
But jfk was part of the government at that time.

It wasn't the government. It was the banks. Read about his bill yo get rid of the frb

9/10 was The Trillion-Dollar Conspiracy
9/11 planes hit the towers

>>663658092
9/12 forgot about The Trillion-Dollar Conspiracy

I'm surprised no one has brought up the fact that this thread was probably started by zionist shill to see what the people are thinking and if anyone is on to them .

>>663656042
The game ended in 2010. Any oldfag would know this.

Some powerful people let 9/11 happen/helped make it happen for profit

The pyramids and other ancient structures are remnants of a lost society (maybe aliums?).

JFK was not killed by that pinko bastard on his own.

Some natural disasters are manmade.

Saville (and many many others) was/are part of a pedo ring reaching to the highest echelons of power

There's more, but these come to mind.

>>663658266
I haven't seen any common scripts so far.

JIDF is common on /pol/ though.

Kinda belive in gang stalking. Don't belive it's as common as some people claim though.

we never had men on the moon. think about it. 50+ years after we still don't have a base there and want to colonize mars in the near future?! i call bs.

>>663646720
I believe you were born for no reason at all. Biggest conspiracy of all.

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>>663656642
This is the only conspiracy I agree with.
The whole situation was bizarre from the start.
Nothing about in makes sense. I don't believe the story that was presented to us. Something else happened at Sandy Hook than what was reported. Attempts were made to ban guns but that failed on a national scale. The entire building was bulldozed to prevent any investigation. I could go on.

>>663658929
There is a reason we were all born. Our parents fucked and our moms got pregnant.
As for an ultimate reason, it's just the way the universe developed. There is no reason. It simply happened and this is how things are playing out.
Our purposes are created and only mean something to us personally, and maybe a few others if we are lucky.

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>>663646720
progressive social movements are in part financed by groups trying to destabilize the united states.

looking back at the cold war, the era is popularly referred to as the red scare to insinuate it was all witch hunting. but reality was (and after the ussr collapsed we know for certain) that the soviet union invested in student papers and recruited among US intelligentsia. essentially, exactly what the CIA is doing overseas. feed the people a different ideology incompatible with their government and society. "useful idiots."

seriously, read the sanctimonious defenses of the Rosenbergs published at the time and tell me it doesn't sound IDENTICAL to how the left talks today.

a lot of times the extreme left will contradict itself. the only common thread of logic is that the state & white males are identified as an enemy. frat accused of an unsubstantiated rape? death threats. rape culture. toxic masculinity. nonwhite migrants videotapes commuting a sex crime? does not compute. even if a non-white did something, he did so because of the deprivation cause by whites.

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>>663646720
oh and everyone forgot about this already!
This was so obviously fake when i first saw it I rolled my eyes and said oh jeez

>>663659076
sandy hook was weird..

anyway

my theory is that the main story arch of the x files dealing with the syndicate and the smoking man were all a way to distract the people into thinking that people like that dont exist, they mixed fact with fiction - all the aliums in the show were there to throw you off and make you think your just watching a show - while presenting us the truth as a work of fiction. there is a small secret group of men controlling every aspect of our lives and will do anything to keep us from finding out, they work outside of the realms of convention, have no jurisdiction and ultimate clearance, theyve destroyed lives by creating social moors through television and the media, biologically and genetically altered us in the image they deem fit, causing unnatural selection all over the world..

>>663646720
all of them

America is a democracy.

>>663655134
Interesting

>>663655134
that idea is from the x files

>>663660570
tho I personally think power is a little more diffuse and contested than that, this is a proven strategy of disinformation. UFO's sightings themselves were stoked by the government. bc then they can just blow off such crazy talk with a dismissal and not discuss the tech that was being developed at Groom lake. it's how the U2 was made.

>>663661023
you only need a small group of men in top positions at certain branches to establish a real shadow government, the x files and the syndicate did a great job of making it feel plausible.. you guys should all watch or re-watch "Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man" its like a piece of candy if your into this kind of shit

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>>663658062
Aww you still think the president is important

>>663661640
was that the one where he shot jfk and mlk? hah yeah man that show was my jam growing up. yeah I don't doubt our public bureaucracies are easily influenced by individuals with real power. however those groupings of power will still form competing factions. for example, the koch brothers are not part of the same power bloc as george soros.

Everything we are told about science and the universe is a lie, we are more significant than we are led to believe, and the evidence we are shown is an elaborate fabrication.

Think about it: Dark ages yurop was taught that some idiot died on the cross because we are assholes, china believes some idiot meditated his way to godhood, ancient egypt believed in all sorts of dumbass shit, what makes you think that what we are taught now is any different?

Shakespeare didn't write any of his works

>>663663160
It was Edgar Allen Poe.

>>663646720
Hitler did 9/11

>>663663045
well im under the impression that certain people want science and spirituality separate, they want science to be our religion, they want to make us forget we have souls, they want us to think we are conscious biological robots

>>663663449
basically i think they want to produce a bunch of nihilists

>>663648862
This misconception is that it is put there. It's not PUT there...it's a byproduct of chemical manufacturing and it's EXTREMELY expensive to remove from water on a large scale.

It is sold as something that is good for your teeth (which it's actually not, it actually pushes xylitol, which IS good for your teeth) so that they don't have to pay shit tons of money to remove it from the water and then dentists just started to sell it to people. etc etc etc.

>2016
>not aware that hitler is living at the south pole

>>663664157
His brain is being kept alive by machines and is currently running the world and plotting the eventual downfall of the jewish race.

>>663662891
yes, supposedly
its one of the best episodes in the series imho

Jews were caused by 9/11

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>>663665359

The government lies to us.

>>663664364
>Every /pol/tard on 4chan harping on about Jews is actually Hitler

>Palestinians and Jews are two different people
why dont we ever see the two in the same room? hmmmmm?

>>663664364
Godspeed, based Hitler.

>>663646720
Donald Trump is only running so extreme to split the vote for hillary to come out victorious

>>663647191
Steel beams

>>663666399
Hillary will never be president.

>>663646720
What are you after anon? The truth about human history would scare the dead to death.

>>663647191
When it turnded into fire.

Not trolling

I firmly believe that the Holocaust was greatly exaggerated.

I saw someone denying the Holocaust years ago and thought he was probably a flat Earth believer too. I decided to do some research on my own just to disprove him and with in a few hours I was convinced he was right.

A lot of Holocaust deniers are Jews as well. The Holocaust was one of the major reasons that the Jews got Israel.

There's a lot of good videos go into detail that are some of the most logical arguments that I have ever heard.

No one denies that the Jews were treated like shit and sent to concentration camps, but I don't think any of them were ever killed in gas chambers and there were no plans for mass extermination.

zaliums
zombie aliums

9/11 is an advertisement for the fuel station/convenience store chain by the same name.

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>>663646720
€uro as been scientifically introduced to impoverish Europe and make it as SudEast Asia and Africa.
Neoliberalism and globalization are a cancer.

>>663666630
Doesnt mean he wasnt paid to do so, and not necessarily just Hillary could have been Bernie, either way Trump isnt there to win

>>663667195
That would have taken so long to paste all those flags on the crowd. I guess pol has nothing better to do though

>>663667195
>An insecure American went to the effort of photoshopping their flag on every single crowd member to make themselves feel better about their country

>>663667252
I'd be more inclined to believe he was threatened rather than bribed. Trump isn't as interested in money as he is with achieving things and making a name for himself.

that jesus christ was a real walking talking man and not some character from word of mouth stories, spread like rumors and myth.. a lie the catholic church has been trying to surpress, and them being the largest unregulated bank in the world

>>663660547
I noticed the same thing

>>663660239
I believe this too the end is near

>>663667544
Dude, he was legitimately, verifiably, truly a real person. It doesnt mean he did anything special but there are records of his existence.

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There just was a thread just like it on /pol/.

These are the most interesting posts there.
> pic related

There was also a BurgerKing Flat Earther being BTFO, but his stuff would bring even /b/'s intellect down.

>>663668007
wtf he was not real
the shroud of turin has been carbon dated and it is proven a hoax
there is no evidence he ever existed
none
>Dude, he was legitimately, verifiably, truly a real person
where are you getting this from?
is this a troll? it has to be a troll...

>>663668007
He was like the dude of the ancient times, a total stoner and a spouter of stoned wisdom. He attempted to heal a few sick people to see if he had super powers, and placebo after placebo caused people to believe he was the son of god. Then he was like, "no man, I'm just the dude man."

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>>663660239
>FEMEN
>SEMEN

We are in the matrix.

>>663668358
Are you retarded, do you realize civilizations have been keeping records of shit for a long ass time? The fact that the bible exists as a collection of multiple letters from different sources gathered by some shills gives enough ground to believe jesus existed in one form or another. Doesnt mean he was a magi or healer. But some historical jesus did exist.

>>663668807
dude you sound retarded
some people should never smoke weed
the only reason people think hes real (and the only things scholars thing really happened with jesus) is that he was baptized and he died a brutal death
you see the reason for that is the baptism of Jesus by John the Baptist is a story which the early Christian Church would have never wanted to inventivent seeing that John baptised for the remission of sins, and Jesus was viewed as without sin, the invention of this story would have served no purpose, and would have been an embarrassment given that it positioned John above Jesus... so it haaad to be true
plus
Christians would not have invented the painful death of their leader so it again had to be true
but that could just be orchestrated to create suspension of disbelief

>>663660547
I actually do think this was fake, her "father" was proven to be an actor, people actually dug up some of his commercials and tv cameos

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we are ruled by crap people !!!!

>>663646720
3 I'd love to know what really happened:

1. JFK
2. 9/11
3. Sandy Hook

No one is ever going to know what really happened with those, ever. That history has already been re-written.

Oh, and the Apollo Missions were bullshit too. Humans to the moon and back no problem 50 years ago, but no one could dream of it today.

46 years ago NASA astronauts played golf on the moon, about a 400,000 km round trip.

46 years later NASA astronauts have to hitch a ride to the space station, 400km away.

Seems legit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hKSYgOGtos

>>663669695
see>>663669789
there are no actual records, "letters" arent records plus you called them shills yourself so you in some way know they have an agenda to keep this lie alive...

Bam killed Dunn

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>>663670523
so that he could release his grand opus "Earth Rocker" without the first line seeming weird and out of place

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>>663667375
>>663667387
No boys neither one nor the other ... simply states can not live asking to borrow money to equity markets and then return them to interest from loan sharks.
This is now the eurozone.
And I'm a eurofag