its a bunch of middle aged men from reddit coming together to ironically eat inedible food
I mean technically its edible but the point is nobody would actually eat this shit, PRETTY IRONIC HUH?
Ex gf that had a smoking hot bod but was partially retarded. Had to break it off cuz the sex just wasn't worth it anymore
Why the fuck does that person have fucking straw in their basement?
jesus fucking christ if you are gonna make a cringe ass shirt at least get the bands star right holy fucking shit
^ Guess which one is a trap now?
Thank god Japan invented those anti-rape devices so this sickness doesn't breed
I try to not think about people like this existing...thanks for reminding me
You mean you don't want any of this chickenade de'bleu?
Damn dude, that ass on the girl about to sit down doe
Being a teenage emo faggot myself back in the mid 2000s. I would straighten my hair after I got out of the shower before bed. Then I'd wake up a little early and spend 10 minutes or so spraying and hair-drying it. I was often late to school. I was never this extreme looking though, but a faggot nonetheless. I looked like a fucking idiot.
What was the point behind this? Were they paid? Was it for some purpose? Did they put a advertisement on reddit saying "Oh if you are in this area come meet other older men and eat shit looking food.
Is that fucking popcorn inside watermelon? And bits of hotdog dipped in disgusting looking queso I take it?
I can't even make out what the rest of that shit is, also the fucking salad dressing in a spray bottle.
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING, I'm going to have to go look at delicious and exquisite food to get this image out of my head.
If I'm not mistaken it was meant to make fun of thanksgiving somehow and for some reason. I guess. But as I said, it all boils down to a middle aged sausage fest of failure and irony.
Yeah, you idiots did it wrong, that's why.
Us cool kids, you know the ones that got laid. Just wore the pants, and died our hair black. The occasional sweater vest, and a piercing got me so much "I was raped/molested" attention wore pussy. I didn't even know what to do with myself.
Pic related that's me on the left.
>Straw in the room
>Old style wooden walls
>Outdated ceiling tiles
>That fucking low ceiling
What the fuck kind of room is this? It's giving me anxiety just looking at it, is it some kind of rape dungeon from the late 80's?
Your issue is believing that gay is an actual thing in natural nature. It's a concept thought up by people with an unnatural attraction to their own sex rather than the pre programmed attraction to the opposite sex, for the purpose of procreation. I personally have no issues with people wanting to be classed as gay, bi, trans fluid, what the fuck ever they want. If it makes them happy that's fine, in the words of Dan Aykroyd, 'what people put up their ass is their business'
My only issue comes when these groups what the rest of the world to accept this as normal, as if it should be taught as part of the natural order of things, by all means teach children tolerance and acceptance of others, but it's not normal, it's not as it should be.
I'll never understand the jacket thing, can someone explain that to me?
I've noticed lots of weeaboo edgelords and autistics like to wear jackets 24/7 with the hoodie, even if it's not cold outside they were it anyway.
What is the point? Do they just think it makes them look cool or do they need a place to put their hands? Or is it so they can put their hood up and walk around looking like an even bigger edgelord?
This guy fucking picked up the entire fucking monitor, turned it sideways and tried to imitate it to where it looked as though he was fucking her.
I mean it's hot in a way but still super cringe worthy, HE PICKED UP THE WHOLE FUCKING MONITOR!!!!
THE WHOLE FUCKING MONITOR!!
I did the same but it never got me anything but being called a faggot by boys AND girls because I lived in a small town where the only ones who got laid were manly rednecks and thuggy white trash. I fucked a few trashy goth girls, but all the emo chicks lived hours away and I could only flirt with them on myspace and meet up occasionally. lol
Psychological response to the internet age and anxiety. See how far he distanced himself from the group? He's actually only friends with a couple of people there.
Nothing people do is normal. We burn dinosaur carcass to power motors in our giant metal chariots. We scoot down snowy hills with sticks on our feet for fun. The idea that there is anything natural to human life is an absurdity. Rather, the idea that what is or is not arbitrarily "natural" should be taught as the standard of what one should do is frankly foolhardy if not barbaric.
That said I see where you're coming from to an extent but from where I stand its a sad existence to let this nebulous "human nature" be your guide for existence.
because his girlfriend is just as insane as he is
with every person like this, there is always that one person who gets the food, prepares it, etc. and ends up being resented by everyone who knows them because they can't admit that either of them have serious issues
My best friend in middle school made the connection that "girls like guys who wear hoodies". So in the middle of fucking summer in Tennessee, the guy is wearing a heavy hoodie. He hasn't changed either.
This guy launched his own network today. He does what you do but gets paid millions because he films it.
What are you doing with your life?
Yeah they called me that, too, until I literally cucked their asses by fucking there girls. That happened twice, lol.
Sexual ambiguity is sexy as fuck. History has proven that, homie.
It's all about attitude, and a good fashion sense, bro.
Eh whatever. While I hope my kid doesn't ever feel that mentally ill I'd probably tell that FB asshole to go fuck himself and mind his own damn business. I'd literally throw a brick through his windshield for commenting that.
As Machiavelli once said, "Set down among these lice, this is how I keep the mold from my brain and find release from Fortune's malice. I am content to have her beat me down this way to see if she won't become ashamed."
natural, the second humans figure out how to clone healthy people instead of reproducing we'll be doing it in a second, you scared yet caveman?
Dude,this is an anonymous board- you don't have to lie to impress us. Let highschool go and move on with your life.
>had ethical problems with disability studies
FACT: 90% of people on facebook with anime profile pictures look like this
The rest are either female or nihilistic dubstep producers from the midwest
The best part is I'm not :)
This makes me cringe only because of how terrifying it is.
Agreed. Used some manic panic by request of gf but I never scenes out like OP. Got great free pussy. 10/10 would do again. Skinny jeans suck major ass now though. Almost gave me sciatic nerve damage permanent.
I am not scared by cloning. But what you said has nothing to do with my comment. Being gay isnt natural. I am not saying that it shouldnt be accepted, but it shouldnt not be taken as a normal thing.
Yeah, we know you're not letting it go. You really need to find some professional help, try google. I hope this works out for you. :)
> hates gays and trans because their unnatural
> posts about it on the Internet
Do you fucking know what unnatural means?
Human nature doesn't guide my existence, I suppose my point is more to do with the common nature of the rest of the planets inhabitants, it's a far cry to what we, as humans have become. I'm also aware of the irony of me using a smart phone on the local wifi to comment over the internet about such things.
My only "grievances" is the death of what I'd call common sense. If iv offended you in anyway then it only proves my point, people who feel like they don't fit in to the norm first look to label themselves as a new group, then they look to validate their new founded group by gaining acceptance by others, then when the new group is no longer new, no longer edgy, some are satisfied but others will look to push on and create a new group. This is because no matter what, you'll always get people wanting to be different, which again is fine, it's the hypocrisy of them then trying to force people to see them as normal that gets me.
you fuckers don't actually believe that, do you?
They appear to be approximately the same age, if not the girls being younger.
>Transitioning on hormones takes years
Also, their hair appears natural in the bottom photos, which also takes years to grow.
Also, the eye color of the leftmost person is obviously different
It's actually a really good trolling find, but sadly anons, it's not real.
Commentary on this man-diaper-thing is welcome.
I can't. These are the only things that have made me cringe so far but they're just so bad.
This fat fuck gets more pussy than you faggots.
Don't mistake my pointing out faults in your foolish argument as offense. I take a bit of pleasure in such exercises actually. Its obvious you just wanted to talk about this so hopefully you got what you wanted out of your grasping at straws as well.
Moreover I get your point, but I think you are misattributing the cause of this phenomenon. Our society is unraveling, for various reasons, and the resulting anomie leaves in many a deep void that must be filled by some identity, some meaning. The internet has offered people a great variety of options to this end. Several of which clearly have you a bit ruffled. To that I say fair enough and I can't disagree, but once again your original point about normalcy falls short of the reality.
Left to Right:
Travis "two inch thick": has the biggest dick in school, rumored to be 41 jnches. Banged two teachers and it wasn't even rape
James "the hookup": the brains of the group, at 5'1" he's a modern Napoleon of slaying pussy and scoring "Mexico weed". Has the ability to hookup with any girl over 300 lbs at an ICP concert
Marv "Mongolid"; the brute of the bunch. Able to flip cars and cows. A real ladies man, he's been kicked out of three summer camps for brutal rape. Registered sex offender in Ohio.
Anything capable of happening on earth is natural as we are natural things.
A ghost coming up and jacking me off and transporting my sperm across the internet into your mouth would be unnatural/supernatural.
All natural dude.
You're thinking of natural as in unprocessed. A term coined by farmers and such to sell simple products
I'm on my phone, so I can't reply to all of these, but yes, I am all of those things.
It gets me pussy.
Your opinion of me is exactly the reason that you dont, or have a hard time getting it. Quit being betas and pull your shirt together, faggots.
Also, the yoga thing.
Cringed. Nothin' cringier than a repressed power bottom.
>The National Review
I don't doubt that people like this exist but if anyone is going to gather up every example of them and present it as the norm its that fucking joke of a publication. The American Daily Heil
Oh my god I cringed so hard at this. I hate people that embrace weakness.
Like I said man, he hasn't gotten over highschool and what a disappointing loser he was. So he's got to come here and project at us and tell us 'what's what' because it's the only sense of control he has -
And it's about as sad as his 4inch dick that can't get hard because of all of his antidepressants
they did. Because /b/ is filled with faggots in denial who will keep spouting the gender is a social construct bullshit unironically as long as they can keep masturbating to anything that has tits and a cock.
Why ? no one really knows. tumblr faggotry spread to this website long ago and its here to stay.
No this isn't tumbler, but you've clearly got issues with what I'm saying, if you would like a clear point or bottom line, here it is. I think the new movement of trans fluid pan sexual a sexual whatever it is, could well be the most ridiculous attention seeking thing iv ever come across. It's nothing particularly new, it's just the social platforms at their disposal means that it's constantly being thrown down the throats of young kids, which is not a good thing
>triggered by the 4chan raid
>one of my followers committed suicide last night
>She saw two gifs that triggered her to a point that nothing I said helped
>SHE DIED ON THE PHONE WITH ME
>pictures of loved ones, they are collecting them to turn into pornographic material
>blog name, url, and save the image
>#female #feminist #supernatural #drwholocked #doctor who #whovian #sherlock
This isn't serious. There is no way this is serious. How can this post be serious. This has to be ironic this is too much bullshit for one tumblrina.
Shit. This is the kind of people that made me second guess using something cute like a beanie with ears (im a grill btw) when i lived in japan for a year.
Japanese people fucking hate white people that embrace the kawaii culture and think thats the ONLY part of their culture. You were walking through Akihabara (Most nerdy nerdy district in Tokyo) and you would see fat fucks with a Death Note, shirt, cat ears headband and tail.
I felt pity for the maids that had to serve in those fetish-esque coffee shops.
You clearly don't understand the problem at all. Your logic is that allowing homosexuality will be a slippery slope witch is the same argument we've all been hearing for years, and somehow i saw this coming, you seem smart enough to know that's bullshit. Try harder next time and maybe you'll be someone worth arguing with for over 3 posts.
I'm not trying.
I'm proof of concept.
Shame is for pussies.
I wore skinny jeans, and got lots of pussy, end of story.
Also, I love the negative affirmation from you faggots.
This just makes me sad
This self-hate helps no one, not minorities and not the sniveling cucks who want to help them
This is whats left of the left, Trump and the Nazis have it in the bag, embrace the doom looming beyond the horizon things will get worse
>having this much autism
im so happy these people exist, knowing that someone is living a much more horrid life than mine
People pass after 6mos-1.5yrs on hormones. It takes about a year to grow your hair out, assuming you cut your hair like a man should.
Either way, pic weirded me out. Hats off to the faggot who made it.
>not open mouth kissing your family
Typical puritan American. Believe it or not mate, not everything is sexual. Kissing your father is natural and well-accepted in the 1st World.
Sorry if my blanket statement of normality isn't defined enough for your particular standards. Please by all means start a # about, that's what you folks like to do I'm sure.
We live on a planet where the dominant race has evolved to the point of exploring all possibilities of its existence, desperately trying to prove there's more to it. The only common or normal out come to everyone's existence is, we are born through procreation, we will die. If we and the rest of the race don't procrate the race will cease to exist.
I went out of my way for this.
Me in my base form.
Keep trying, faggot. You're not the only Amerilard that knows another language. Face it, if you weren't a closet homosexual like most of America, you would feel secure in kissing your dad.
You poor thing, I hope someone will touch your dick someday. Even if it's a nurse giving you a spongebath at the burn unit... BECAUSE YOU GOT LIT THE FUCK UP YOU FLAMING FAGGOT
do you really believe that we'll cease to exist cause everyone will start wanting to fuck dudes
>I identify as a meteroid
I have not laughed so hard in ages. Thanks anon
If you think I'm one of those people you're sorely mistaken. You know I'm right. You were talking in vague, loose terms about big concepts that deserve better treatment because you have an axe to grind. You ground the axe plenty.
And to be quite frank we could do with less procreation. Procreation is killing us. Procreation is driving us towards hard limits in the environment and in our current economic system. A mass kill or two would make things better for those who survive. More and more I've come to see bigness as a prime cause for many of our issues today. Not THE issue mind, but an important ancillary one regardless.
Just stop. You're single handedly ruining this thread trying to defend yourself.
I have genuine gay friends, who on several occasions have tried in their own words to explain the fact that the same sex doesn't do it for them. Homosexuality is not an issue, nor is bi or any number of other labels. My issue is that people are not going for simple acceptance, they want it to be taught as normal, and it's not. Hopefully your intelligence allows you to see that point.
No problem. I was waiting on someone to comment on that.
What have you accomplished?
> a continued elaborate denial about your worth and style against mounting opinion
> arguing with strangers about how you can let stuff go
> trying to convince anyone, even at three in the morning on a Chinese cartoon board, that being emo was at any point ever, cool
Goddamn I am glad I am not you
>Johnny fucking Test
oh god send help I cant stop laughing
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my goooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddd what the fuck
So people who support the idea of sexual orientations existing automatically are blood-crazed tumblrites who want to make words like Genderfluid-intersex-pansexual household words. You're strawmanning people, your logical fallacy checklist is filling up quick
But at least japanese hikikomoris were, asides from the fact that they looked like drug adicts, normal looking and at most wore their waifus shirt but not some stupid shit like cat ears, and besides, they were pretty rare since they get their shit online.
The point is arbitrary and contradictory. If what's "natural" is "normal" or vice versa it would not need to be enforced. If it really is a bunch of hippy dippy social constructions then your natural argument fails in that regard too.
All I wanted to do was post a fun old Cringe thread on a Friday night. Instead, this turned into so much more. I thank you all for participating in what will forever be known as the January 16th Cringe Thread. I would like to thank the Academy, Boxxy, the Card Stand, OP, stileproject.com, and everyone who contributed their dubs and trips.
Fair enough, I'll concede then point about being a bit vague, was trying to make a quick point.
I agree to an extent about the over population, that said its only in growth that we are forced to find new limits, hard or otherwise.
I want to see the American version of this.
Sadly it would be cool.
But you get what i'm sayin?
Like American version of weaboo.
A super convoluted television grasp on American culture to where they would be like YOU MEAN AMERICANS DONT JUST ____.
If humanity is some cosmic mold, a parasite in the void, doomed to spread out in all directions and consume and corrupt and multiply endlessly, then I'd sooner see it die. I think it isn't necessarily that thing, but I don't see why you'd want it to be.
This is the best thing I've ever done on the Internet. Thank you all for being the best that you can be.
The problem with weebs and neets going to Tokyo to hang out with other weebs and neets is that Japanese weebs and neets don't leave their house for anything other than coffee or groceries.
Purge that abomination. Burn it with fire. I hate that with all the fiber of my being. If I saw that in public I would fear so greatly for the safety and sanity of those around me I would lash out murderously and I would smash it's face into the concrete until my flesh tore from my skeletal fingers. I'm not one to say trigger warnings should be a thing
But if they should this is the first thing that should be marked.
Holy fuck man, youre way too old to be dressing and acting like a emo faggot!
I know we might have gone emo for some sweet emo/goth pussy in our teenage years but my god, you must be atleast 19..
Please kill yourself, you are truly a cancer to progressive humanity