New Zealand thread how was your sat?

Dunners reporting.

>>663609713
Was a bloody hopeless day.
How was yours?

>>663609881
Dunners too. It was alright I guess, had morning shift at work but then the rest of the day goes so quickly. Was tempted to hit up a bar, maybe stroll too the dog with two tails but eh, too tired for that shit.

weathers been shit too

At the end of my second trip. Wishing I had somewhere outdoors to go, today was mint

>>663609713
Central Auckland reporting. My computer died and I spent all day fixing it. So a great Saturday.

>>663610798
sounds dope

Hey nz bros, how we doing tonight?

>>663610055
Checked.
Saturday, mate. Go the fuckin' pub for a brewski, mate. Watch the cricket or something.
Weather would be alright if it rained properly.

>>663610882
Not really. I've done nothing else. Literally just got it working and jumped in this thread. Withdrawls man

>>663611210
What was the issue?

why is there a star missing form your flag?

>>663611192
but that mans id have to get out of bed and get dressed, too much aye.

>>663611073
pretty alright i guess.

>>663610798
Mt Albert Reporting

Fuck, slow night?

CHCH reportin
so whos going to the get singles get together on the 30th at Spencer park?

Anyone wanna try get some numbers in hamilton tonight

I hate summer so fucking hard.

CRAZZZY CHAN:

http://crazzy-chan.none.pl

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Chch fag here kek

Had indian food for dinner tonight, now I've got that spicy piss, and I might shit my guts out tomorrow.

at the ub40 concert, don't like ub40.

fuck all of you.

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hawkes bay

>>663613999
You'd enjoy yourself if you drank some RED RED WINE.

>>663611621
Graphics card died. Just finishing up installing a new one.

>>663614260
feel like cracking the red red wine bottle over these cunts heads.

>>663614618
Edgelord

How many servings of fruit are in a bottle of scrumpy? I want to count it towards my 5+ a day.

>>663614699
yeah, you got me son.

The band aren't even bad.

It's the bro cunts watching them.

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>>663610055
looks like plans have changed, tinder you fuckin' beaut'

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>>663614027

Dunners reporting in brah
>>663609881
Hey man!

Any Dunners/Mosgiel nudes?

>>663614800
One serving is a handful, apparently, so a lot.
One bottle is enough for a couple days, surely
>i actually looked that up
>>663615565
Hey mate, you right?

>>663615779
Yeah man, not bad, and you?

Couldn't think of what to watch tonight so I'm gonna watch Ant-Man, because it's easy to follow and entertainingish.

>>663609713
Got a gun pulled to my neck on Friday night outside a Z station, cops came, I ended up getting assaulted by Police, arrested, let out at 3am because they couldn't lay any charges on me.

Nice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5fts7bj-so

>>663616274
Next time be white.

>>663615974
Pretty fuckin' average, but hey.
Get up to much or nah?

>>663616436
I am white, very white.

>>663616274
Were you dealing drugs and a guy tried to jack you?

>>663616544
stop being a cunt then?

I bet you took the spoiler off your car.

>>663616447
Eh. Never up to much man, yourself?

>>663616671
Nope, some slut yelled at me and a mate. We told her to shut the fuck up, this cunt came up to me and grabbed me around the neck and shoved a gun to it.

I laughed at him and said "Calm down cunt."

In reality though it was a pretty freaky experience but the adrenaline was cool.

>>663616701
kek

nah g it looks fukn mean az cunt dont be shit ow

>>663616850
Where'd all this go down? Hahah

Anyone got Palmy nudes?

>>663616850
you don't get that type of shit at bp.

>>663616805
Nah, neither. Had nothing on today but I couldn't sleep.
Don't mean to sound like a bitch but it was just me and my thoughts, wasn't too flash.

Anyone looking to suck a dick? Give me weed, food, and a ride and I will let you.

Welly reporting.

Worked all day, anyone got any welly nudes?

>>663617134
I'm far too used to that kinda shit man. Yeah I couldn't sleep either, almost 5:30 this morning before I got to sleep

>>663617161
I think you've got it a bit backwards mate.

>>663617352
I remember when 5:30 was pretty late for me.
Now it's pretty early.

Wellyfag reporting in

>>663609713
Pretty average saturday, weather very shit here so just got stoned and played some vidya.

Just got home from the circus, was pretty neat to watch. Wish I was more high.

Now just drinking me some scotch. There's a gig in town later I might go to. Depends how much I drink.

How's everyone's 2016 so far?

>>663617756
Fags will pick up rentboys and pay to suck the guy's dick.

>>663617756
It's a privilege to have my dick in your mouth

>>663614027
>>663615474
who are these semon demoons?

>>663618006
I'm a year older and still a fuckup. I'd say it's going ok.

>>663615718
Check out this stash, plenty of dunner girls
mega(DOT)nz/#F!2IonBZbJ!7KHflwsErCo-w6BnN1xdNg!zdYFRIgQ

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>>663609713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7ZVTPYv4m4

>>663617352
It's not good, eh? Nah, I was the other way around.
Finally got to sleep while it was still dark but then had nothing to occupy the day

>>663618156
pretty much the same way i see it.

>>663617901
For real man? That shit would get old pretty quick unless you've got shit to do

>>663618260
didnt take long for that to get posted tonight
might as well put that in the OP along with all the other regular crap

>>663618421
yeah bro, I just look at animal and incest until I fall asleep.

>>663616911
Christchurch man
>>663617088
Hard out, lesson for next time

>>663618372
Nah, absolutely sucks man. Oh real? That's just as bad, unless I go out for a drive, I've got next to nothing to do

Rocking out to this banger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvChjHcABPA

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>>663618260

>>663618760
Nah? I thought you did a course and shit?

>>663618949
Now that's what I call forward planning.

>>663618696
hang on cunt, chch, which z?

Was he a cuzzy bro?

I'm chch, bp is much better, also 98.

>>663617048
This.

>>663618331
they'll have em wrapped up in suicide vests in no time

>>663619017
Starts mid Feb, until then I've got fuck all to do

>>663619207
Friends, fam, car, work, nothing?

>>663619207
>fuck all to do
Bollocks. You've just got fuck all you want to do. That's very different.

Remember the girl from Evanescence? She was hot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RrA-R5VHQs

>>663619391
Social life is pretty much 0 since I left school. Car is almost done, slow progress though. No job, no point applying until I know what times I'll have class.
>>663619561
Eh, guess you're not wrong

>>663619617
Mah niggah.

Been away for a week. Any new nudes lads?

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>>663609713
Not bad, went to town with my girl and she bought me back a $3.5k necklace from China how was urs
>Akl fag reporting in

>>663620103
Pics of necklace?

>>663620103
>Accepting an expensive gift from a woman
>The gift is a necklace

smdh

>>663619130
Carlton Corner bro
Nah he was a white trash mongrel, found his Facebook and everything.

When I got let out of the cells this morning at 3am I told the cops to tell the guy to add me on Facebook.

I would've knocked the cunt clean out if he didn't have a gun, he was like 5'7" and skinny as fuck.

Signed up to tinder, went through all the chicks, no matches yet lol

>>663620290
this, danger zone fam

>>663620014
This video was fap material back in the day. I especially liked the elbow length gloves and big hair she has during the staircase bit.

>>663619794
Yeah, I feel you. When I come up with something to do I'll let you know.
Gotta say, amuses me that of all the possibilities, there's a bloke just over the road with this much in common. Who'd have thought?
>>663619561
I agree with this distinction, but I don't really see the affect of making it

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Evening all
Anything anyone wants to add or any info to update?

>>663620251
im in bed nigs, its from Cartier

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>>663620517
your time will come you pervert.

>>663620355
so why exactly did they lock you up?

>>663620697
There's heaps of shit like that in the bible too though.

>>663620515
(Speaking for myself here, ymmv)
In a sense, saying "I have nothing to do" is a bit of a cop out: It sort of lets you off the hook, lets you just accept that there's nothing to do and just fuck around on /b/ or whatever.

Saying "there's nothing I want to do" acknowledges that there's things you could be doing, and at least opens the possibility of doing them, rather than just shutting them down.

It's subtle, but once I started making that distinction, I got a shit load more stuff done. (Again, that's just me.)

>>663620802
Here's the full story:

We walked around and some slut started abusing us, so we told her to shut the fuck up. This guy came up to me and grabbed me around the neck and put a gun to my head. He was like "Fuck off, I'll kill you" or some shit.

I laughed at him and said "Calm down cunt."

I walked off and stared him out the whole way into the Z station. He was a scrawny prick and I would've fucking domed him if he didn't have a gun.

We called the cops from the Z station and they took fucking 20 minutes to get there.

My mate said when the cop arrived "Took you time, there was a fucking gun and you guys took this long!?" the cop grabbed him by the collar, said "Shut the fuck up cunt." and pushed him into the wall.

I wrote down the cops badge number and name, was asking people at the Z station if they saw it and told them to back me up because it's Police brutality.

I put the piece of paper with their badge number and name in my pocket. The cops ended up tackling my mate because he tried to walk off.

I got arrested for speaking my mind, got thrown into the car, and taken to the cells.

When they took my possessions, they stole the piece of paper out of my pocket... which in my books is an admission of guilt.

I'm so fucking angry and I'm going to try and take them to court.

>>663620606
How long you been with her? Is she a rich bitch or have you got some kind of magic dick?

>>663621034
This might've been asked somewhere else but was it a real gun or a replica?

Normally for firearms you get the AOS and it's in the fucking news (because we have no real news in New Zealand).

>>663620515
Sounds good, man.
Once my car's rego'd, it'll be good, I'll have way more freedom throughout the day.
I was thinking this last night actually, kinda trips me out but at the same time, it's pretty cool

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>>663621083
Bit of both, she from China and has government employed parents. My dick is magic though in my own opinion of course.

>>663620805
Quote it, then. Sure, there are a few directives to eliminate uncompatible tribes when the Jews entered the promised land, but no blanket command to lie to, rape, and murder any and all non-Jews...

Big Difference, Chico.

>>663621295
I find it sad that we're arguing over whose imaginary friend wrote the worst paperback.

>>663621191
I wouldn't have a clue, forgot to mention that I saw the guys with the gun drive past the Z station when I was talking to the cops.

I pointed them out and the cops pulled them up but then tried to tell us that they let them go because they were "pulled over at the time the incident apparently occured".

They were pretty much inciting that we were lying about the whole thing, he knew that they weren't pulled over, he was just trying to wind us up.

When I left the cells, the cops said that they have the guy in custody and I'm waiting for a call from the sergeant so I can make a statement.

>>663620517
Someone needs to fappening leak the trade images

>>663621412
I find it sad that I'm here mincing words with you, instead of out killing some more of Mo's morons.
But alas, some good things you just have to wait for...

>>663621034
Standard pigs, fuckin blue cunts with guns

>>663621034
thats fucked up...
I go the BK all the time and have seen a lot of fucktards around but nothing like that

>>663621191
>>663621492
>I am also very surprised the AOS didn't turn up because that's what I was hoping and expecting.

>>663621564
I'm not the dude you were originally arguing with btw. That's some other anon.

>>663613985
pussy nigga.
Wish I have food tonight.

>>663613985
Had a dominos pepperoni with chilli flakes last night and spray shat 3 times this morning

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hey who dunedin here

tfw no bf

>>663621836
> Dominos
Prolly food poisoning!

>>663622008
na fam i get them all the time and its the same result, its par for the course

>>663621664
Whatever. We're all stuck on post for the entire effing weekend, because some dunder from the motorpool started a brawl with some pussy fucking Turks downtown last night. So we all have to pay for his assinine stunt by being restricted to post. It's not actually communal punishment, but the Hermans don't like it when America Servicement get the turks all riled up, and so there's pissing and moaning between the Poletzi and the Provost Marshals office... and we get restricted. Total bullshit

>>663621975
become a girl then...

after that, post some tits

>>663622116
>girls
'no'

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>>663622106

>>663621010
Yeah, I get what you're saying.
I suppose I should say "There's nothing I can do", then. I'd always rather not try something than to fail at it.
>>663621215
No daily?
It's pretty out there that other people in Dunedin end up in here at all,
let alone this.
I do have a bit of a laugh though, I imagine seeing you or Ferrari guy or whoever around town and giving you a wave.
It's like breaking the fourth wall or something, I dunno how to explain it, but I'd get a kick out of it
>>663621975
We in here.
How's it going?

>>663622103
Might be some gastro issues going on there.

I never used to be able to handle spicy food. Forced myself to get into it. Now everything else tastes fucking bland. Not sure if that's a win or not.

>>663622415
>I'd always rather not try something than to fail at it.
Mate I hear you on that.

It's shit, though, because there's so many things I'd like to try but the fear of failure stops me.

>>663617337
U want this welly dick cunt.

>>663618949
where the lighter at?

>>663620805
the bible went through the reformation back in the 15th century

>>663618933
You bastard! :)

>>663622415
I can use my dad's car but he works 8-4:30 through the week so that leaves me doing nothing. I probably should get a cheap run about seeing as the GT-R is gonna burn through my wallet with gas.
Yeah nah there's quite a few of us here, you'd never think it prior to coming on here.
Haha shit yes, have thought about that, I'd recognise your car if I was to see it now. I'd love to see his 458, love those Ferrari's, didn't think there'd be any down here

>>663620517
mega won't work on my phone.
i am disappoint

>>663622805
That reformation didn't change what was in the bible, mate. It just translated it into languages other than latin.

>>663623018
Not the 15th century, but the King James bible changed a few things significantly

>>663623010
android?
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=nz.mega.android&hl=en

apple?
https://itunes.apple.com/app/mega/id706857885

or window phone?
http://www.windowsphone.com/s?appid=1b70a4ef-8b9c-4058-adca-3b9ac8cc194a

Think I ate too much kfry tonight, not getting a buzz off these beers

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>>663623290
android homosex.
thank you friend

>>663623136
Did it make the bible less brutal as that guy alleged?

>>663623136
the reformation or as its more well known the protestant reformation basically took power away from the vatican and the pope and made a lot of the practices that modern people see as mad unsavoury to christans such as monks being bribed with money to allow people to go to heaven and burning witches

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>>663609713
Too much like every other saturday and its sapping the life from me m8.

>>663623360
Drink more. I believe in you.

>>663623458
na

>>663623548
In a fucked mood tonight, not sure why. Woke up minging from drinkin last night and did fuck all today, now my heart's not in it

>>663617161
Where? :^)

Central Auckland reporting in.
Anyone have that Mags chick that got leaked?

Chch reporting. Been craving a blaze. Anyone got hook ups?

>>663621034
if thats true then that aint on, make some noise mate dont let em off the hook easily.

>>663622551
At least I'm not the only one, not that I'd wish this on anybody.
I remember though, few years ago now, I used to skate. I was shit, but I'd skate every day.
Was down at the park after school and I was kinda just daydreaming, someone goes "Hey, guy, jump the stairs" and I just did it without thinking. I didn't even stick the landing, but I hadn't bitched out for fear of not landing or getting hurt or anything. That one moment of not worrying was fucking bliss.
>>663622927
I used to be able to average 30mpg out of mine, although I can imagine the addition of boost
makes restraining yourself pretty hard!
Yeah, likewise! I think I've seen him before, actually, but before I knew of him on here.
There's a couple supercars down here though, seen an SLS going around, few Porsches

>>663623018
how many crusades happened after the reformation? Czechmate

>>663624076
heard its getting dry for past month

just over 2 weeks to laneway boys ;^D

>>663624127
I skated for like 6 years, still do but just to get around, and was always shit. Getting hurt doing something makes you realise it's not actually that bad if you fail. Too bad I can't translate this to my everyday life and can't be fucked skating any more.

New Plymouth reporting in

>>663624127
Definitely not the only one. It's something I've been trying to overcome for a while, and I've had a few successes.

People who don't have that fear don't understand how debilitating it is, how many things you just don't experience as a result.

Life would be much better if I didn't have that fear. Pretty sure it's from shit which happened in my childhood.

If you manage to find your way out of it, tell me how.

This Ant-Man movie is dumb, the bad guy is trying to develop shrinking technology, and brings in a lamb to test it on. Someone says "I thought we were using mice?" and he's like "What's the difference?" and the music makes it sound all villainous, but what is the difference? Who gives a fuck about a lamb?

>>663624125
I will, got the sergeant ringing me tomorrow and I am going to write a formal complaint.

I said to them, "The sad fact is that I feel more threatened by Police Officers than the cunt that had a gun to my head tonight."

>>663624718
Women and sissy men give a fuck about cute creatures, and theyre primary consumers.

>>663624127
Really? That's real good. Open road it's good, but haven't had much chance at testing town driving. A touch over half from Chch to Dunedin.
Actual? I've never seen him around haha, wouldn't have known there was one around if it wasn't for /b/.
Yeah there's a number of nice supercars. I've seen 3 different 35 GT-R's, an Aston Martin Vanquish, Mercedes Benz AMG GT, caught a glimpse of a McLaren MP4-12C and a Ferrari 360 Modena.
Dunners is a small place so it surprises me that there's so many nice cars

>>663623290
does the app allow me to view the dump links mentioned?

>>663621034
You sound like a baby.

>>663624718
>lambs are fluwwy and cute

People concern me, all the facebook activists getting uparmed about someone posting a hunting pic but are planning on steak for tea, double stands can only go soo far

>>663624874
It's really dumb because he's already killed a guy onscreen, but in case you didn't get that he's evil here's a cute little lamb for him to kill.

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fucking sweet lads. Im just at home doing some dots.

Depressing keri blues

>>663621034
What type of fire arm? Pistol, shawnoff shotgun/.22 rifle?

>>663624956
those are the offical mega apps, lets you view any links, download them, or upload your own

>>663624718
I thought the same thing, he raised a good point.

>>663625183
i can't seem to figure out how =/

>>663621034
Was the cops nickname Bull? That guy joined up just so he could beat the shit out of people and get away with it, he was offering to do looting for his mates when they locked down the CBD.
Hes a piece of shit and he's gotten away with it so far..

>>663625165
Lets shoot up da skool niqa

>>663625095
This is my favourite thing ever.

>>663625165
Probably a Marui KP85

Taupo reporting in. Had to go to the shitter 14 times today. So pretty terrible

>>663624842
need to try get some media attention cuz, put the heat on the cunts. the sergeant will just try get it buried. looking after their own and all that.

>>663625348
>14 times
sounds about right

>>663625342
That would be my primary thought considering that no one has ever owned real pistols in nz ever

>>663625348
why did u have to go to mount view primary school 14 times? aint u a little old?

>>663625290
>Iam so indoctrinated by anti gun media that the mention of the word gun makes my peepee shrivel up inside me

>>663625508
Definitely unlikely you'd find a real one of those in this country. Have to be some hard core black market shit.

Cops shouldn't think like that, though. I mean, did you tell them what sort of gun it was? How were that to know it wasn't real?

How often do people get done for pulling a BB gun?

>>663625587
Fucking top kek

>>663625587
Its where his gf is.

>>663621034
lol it was a bb gun you faggot.

next time, know your guns.

>>663624338
Yeah, still got my board and everything, but nah.
Everyone down here ditched skating for weed, parks empty these days.
>>663624422
I can't even imagine life without it. I kinda see it in people sometimes, but I can't imagine it.
Yeah, it's weird. I've always just sorta copped a lot of shit from people, everywhere I've gone.
>typical /b/tard at this point
My old boy is a real all-caps, arse kicking, do anything guy as well, so I guess I just shrunk into his shadow or something.
It all stems from low self-esteem, anyway. I just look at myself and think "Nah, I couldn't do that."
The only time I don't get it is driving. Actually driving, I have no worries. Full confidence in myself to go as fast as I can or do meke driftz or whatever.
Working on cars I kinda overcame it, just because driving is so important to me I kinda had to, but fuck me it's hard work.
>>663624899
Yeah, but it was full hypermile shit. I was coasting down hills and burbling thought town in 5th gear on idle.
I've seen one R35 and the Vanquish, now you've reminded me. It's weird, eh!

>>663625032
Cool man, next time someone has a gun pressed to your throat then let me know how cool, calm & collected you are bro.
>>663625165
Was a pistol man.

>>663625827
Should move to wgtn, skating is in vogue kek

>>663625284
His name was Andrew and he had a weird last name, that's all I remember.
>>663625379
Yeah man, messaged Chris Lynch, the Newstalk ZB presenter about it.
>>663625825
Regardless of what type of gun it is, still a shit thing to happen cunt.

>>663625825
Coulda been a slug gun, thatd break skin easy enough..

>https://mega.nz/#F!2IonBZbJ!7KHflwsErCo-w6BnN1xdNg
>meganzsets gmail.com

Created a new folder and put some girls into their own folder.
if anything new appears email it, wont be back tonight

>>663625453
Scared my asshole was gonna pop out

>>663625827
Why is driving important to you? What is it about driving that made you put the effort in to become good at it?

Do you have a male relative who's in to cars? (Dad, uncle, cousin, whatever.)

>>663625827
Even still, that's pretty good. You're right about trying to keep off boost, you can't, it's addicting.
It's good though, I always grab the phone out if I spot a nice car.
Anyways mate, I'm off for the night. Have a good one! Catch you on here tomorrow?

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>>663625997

>>663625805
Replica BB guns have been treated are firearms in a court of law

Also the amount of pistols used in crime is statically higher than the amount that are legally owned, so its not unrealistic to be held up by a pistol its just more likely to be a shawn gun

>>663626130
That's the way bro, that's my attitude right now and I don't imagine it'll change until I receive some sort of closure lmao.

>>663626129
Yeah mate, you too. I'll be here at some point, so catch up

>>663609713
greets from welly mates. went to bunnings today and used a gift card to buy a belt sander and ate some bbq pork on rice from the markets.anyone got weed hookups?

>>663626193
Our law defines any firearm under 762mm long as a pistol, so sawn-offs are classified as pistols...

>>663625997
It's a shit thing to have happen, but at least all Z stations have full CCTV. So you should be good, car rego, faces, times and dates, including your unfortunate run in with the police.........

>>663626399
get the footage quick tho, some places don't keep footy for long

>>663625854
If it was a pistol it was more likely than not a BB gun (not that is any less scary at the time) so u dont need to go over "i had a near death experience" thing. I was shit but that cunt was a try hard

>>663626497
Specially when the cops ask for it for 'evidence'

Any nudes of maori girls? never seen one naked...

>>663626497
places of public interest are required by law to provide 48 hrs.

If police were involved in an incident involving a firearm, their first move is to obtain cctv.

>>663626614
fuck off

>>663626329
yes but the statistics i saw had them in different classifications (pistol and illegally modified longarms eg shawn)

>>663626497
2 weeks at most places

>>663626614
see that link thats always posted

Fuckin Motueka bro reporting in, gonna rip the meanest chop bong for this thread

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>>663620517
Couple of pics from The Edge website

>>663626505
depending on your knowledge of firearms and how quickly it might happened how are you to know?

how bout a nz nudes thread?

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>>663626741

OK wtf that's not what I uploaded

>>663626741
>The Edge website
bullshit? why would they put nudes on a site like that?

>>663626741
link?

>>663626870
just post nudes here

>>663609713
Hamfag.

Anyone doing anything tonight?

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>>663626741
>>663626921
>>663626939
It is meant to be this, 4chan is fucked yo

>>663626801
Made of plastic, visible smoothbore barrel (often copper coloured), refill port for gas on the magazine (common on metal airsoft guns)

As you say, not so easy if you only get a glance..

>>663626801
your not, my post was badly worded iam afraid.

>>663626065
No idea. I've just been a car guy as long as I can remember.
Driving just seems to have come naturally. I don't want to sound up myself, but I reckon I can steer pretty good.
I did a couple years of karting when I was younger, was consistently winning races and shit, but predictably bitched out for fear of getting hurt.
Was my only chance of ever making something out of driving fast, fucking threw that one away.
And working on cars, maintaining it, doing it up, whatever, just kinda comes from that passion.
There was definitely a point where I had no fucking idea what I was doing when it came to turning spanners,
but I just had to learn it to further the driving experience, so I did.

My old boy is kinda into motorbikes, rest of my relatives are in England, so nah, not really.

>>663621034

Chch-fag here

So you want to get a posse together and fuck this gun-toting faggot up?

>>663627099
Start rally car driving or some shit

>>663627075
Did u see that maori isis wannabes' "AK-47" he posted on media with? That was a pretty convincing airsoft gun

>>663626913
>>663627052
the first one is better than these.

who are they anyway and why they on radio site?

what's the encryption key for this?

I live in Chch. My sat was fine, smoked some weed at Jellie Park.

>>663621191
Youd be surprised, I had my whole street locked down by AR toting cops for several hours and there wasnt a single word about it in the media..

>>663627075
more like made of metal, rifled for .177, chamber for co2 is in mag well, resembling a pistol mag, top loader, rotary magazine.

Picking a co2 pistol from a real one under stress requires a level of knowledge.

>>663627373
media only runs a story if they can spin it away they benefit from

>>663627272
http://www.theedge.co.nz/Body-Shots-Challenge---NSFW-contains-nudity/tabid/1199/articleID/28350/Default.aspx

>>663627252
Havent seen it.. Most AKs in NZ are Norinco NHMs now days.

>>663627373
simillar to this.
I was woken up at 4 am by the armed offenders squad at a house across the street from mine.
mother fucking megaphone telling the dude to come outside.
whole family had to come out with their hands up.
I was cracking up.

It's way to fucking hot in Auckland holy shit

>>663627251
Rallying was definitely my first motorsports interest.
I'd like to run in the Otago rally, but that's basically
for hobby at this point.
I imagine I've missed the boat for anything remotely professional. Haven't got the money anyway.

Because I don't think anyone would employ my sorry arse, so I don't bother asking.

More nude The Edge bullshit

http://www.theedge.co.nz/Win/LetsGetNaked.aspx

http://www.theedge.co.nz/Jay-Jay-Mike--Doms-Dating-Naked-NSFW/tabid/106/articleID/32777/Default.aspx

>>663620517
encryption key?

I'm thinking about moving to Auckland after i finish my degree or masters if i want to study more.

Is Auckland an alright place to live? Heard there's the most Chinks there than any other city.

>>663627812
1massivefagoot234

>>663627509
theres a few saigas around now, but yeah this guy had the full mssa going on, was pretty crack up at the people convinced

>>663627794
that j j bitch is a fuckin munter but she does have some epic tits

>>663627939
I feel the same way

>>663627935
True, Ive got one but they dont seem to be floating round so much these days, got a pic of this dude?

>>663628081
posted em once on snap. i had the pic but lost it. makes my dick sad

>>663628176
Cant say i have but even nz herald had his photos up for a while, i may have a look

>>663626913
jesus, she looks "special"-class tier

>>663627939
That whole station is a fucking joke.
Only decent thing on NZ radio is Hauraki in the mornings, rest of the day is shit and I hope Mikey Havoc chokes on whatever cock he sucks on to still be on the air.

Anyone from aucks know if the new real groovy in the hotel got cameras? Need ti rack me some shit got no money need a gift for wife and I hate myself for it

>>663628672
yeah i hate the edge.
would spray white wees all over her titties though

>>663628186
I will see what i can conjure for you

>>663611714
you misspelled the word 'fern'

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>>663628819
thank you friend

>>663628730
Jesus christ you nigger have some fucking self respect.

>>663628999
whos this brah?

>>663628672
I kinda like Mikey just for the random shit he talks all the time. I could see how some people could hate him though.
Is Hauraki still good? I kinda stopped listening when they started going toward EDM and shit
>>663628730
What do you want to get her?
Where's your money gone?
Are you a shit cunt?

>>663628186
>>663628756
>>663628999

This vid is one of, if not the, GOAT, JJ vids

http://www.theedge.co.nz/Default.aspx?TabId=106&articleID=17883

>>663629046

They spellings vinyl for 60 per pop fuck em its one vinyl I want I'm sure they can replace is also white

>>663629118
Want to get her an eagles album and all my money went of feeding my kids and paying rent don't have enough to wipe my own ass let alone be a druggie if that's whya you thinking

>>663628999
tissues for teh cum.

>>663629118
The morning crew are the best in the country as far as I am concerned, used to listen to them on my 2+ hour commute to work before I moved. Newsboy, Laura McGoldrick (Mrs Guptil) and the dude from Deja Voodoo, I forget his name.

They also do the ACC cricket commentary with a few other guys, fuck they are funny.

>>663629106
don't know. was takin by another girl and uploaded to her sc story

>>663629221
Those are nice tits.

>>663629438
[email protected]
>>663629514
Matt Heath. Wasn't sure if they'd change it again for the new year.

Yeah, I don't into cricket but the bits they play on the radio sounded pretty crack up

>>663629221
nope not the one. they uploaded a pic of her tits to their sc story. i saw it because a friend sent it to me

>>663629221
Fuck she does have a nice rack.
Wonder if the box is smashed to pieces though,

>>663629438
why doesn't your wife know how tight money is?
just cook her some baked beans on toast and give her the dick.

>>663629664
Have a listen to them one day, theres fuck all cricket to be honest and a fuck load of stupid funny shit to listen to.

I had a Big Mac with THREE pickles today. You can't beat my Maccas experience.

>>663629828
I'll chuck Hauraki on tomorrow, at any rate

>>663629780
She's never had a baby so probably not too bad

>>663629697
>gets nude pictures of the requested female
>"oh no it's not quite the same nude picture i'm looking for sorry"

>>663629925
>>663629925
i work at maccas 5x roads hamilton and always overload anything i make

its how i stick it to the man

>>663629820
25 ye anniversary and love her want to get her soothing nice but if its just the dick of the cells and can't be with her might have to go witht the baked beans

>>663629992
http://www.theedge.co.nz/Jason-Derulo-gives-Jay-Jay-a-tan-job/tabid/102/articleID/17881/Default.aspx

turns out the edge website had lots of topless stuff on it

>>663629992
the pic i am talking about is a close up of her entirely bare breasts sitting naturally

Anyone recently taken the restricted test, what does it involve?
No I'm not underage b& I'm 22

>>663630264
driving.

>>663630264
stop at stops
go at gos
dont crash

>>663630264
you just drive around and the instructor will be like take the next left, do a 3 point turn at the end of this street etc

the hardest bit is making sure you dont have a brain fart and pull a right when they say left

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>>663627052
>screenshot of quickview
>not just uploading the image

>>663630012
Doing the Lord's work, son.

>>663630264
I took it pre-rules change. Varied massively depending on where you were and who you got, but I dunno if it's still like that.
There's no real magic to it, just drive sensibly.

Or take it in an uncomfortable car with no air-con on a hot day at four in the arvo.
The guy was so desperate to get out/go home we drove for ten minutes, beginning to end, and then he passed me and went inside.

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Hey Kiwis, California fag here. Any of you sheep herders headed to Melbourne for the tennis Open? Request zoom pics of early morning dew from Caro Woz.

>>663630502
Read the fucking comment and the original post I referred back to you fucking dolt

Is this a bait thread? that's the Australian flag

>>663630295
>>663630396
>>663630496
>>663630642
Thanks lads

>>663630801
*badum tsh*

>>663629438
>eagles
jesus m8

>>663630826
Make sure your lights/indicators are working. I went for my full last month but somehow my high-stop had stopped working. Instant fail.

>>663631037
Fuck, they must've been having a shit day to fail you for the high-stop alone.

>>663631116
Car has to be up to WOF standard and a bung high stop is an instant fail on a warrant.

sup fam, dunnaz reporting in. Fuck, just got baked with my girl and we were listening to forever by six60. Was a fucking intense moment.

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>>663631301
feel ya bro

>>663631207
Yeah, I know, but just the high-stop, for a driving test?
That's a bit harsh.
>>663631301
ey bruv

>>663631037
hmm, going for my full in a few weeks.
car is all reg'd/wof'd

im guessing its just like the otehr one, drive smooth, go where he says and dont stall/crash

>>663631207
Yeah. I had it fixed the same day but it sucks when you don't have a friend in the world to check it for you beforehand. Sob sob.

>>663626913
Gummy teeth...gross.

>>663630264
Check your mirrors lots and don't crash

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>>663626913

Is anyone from Lower Hutt?

>>663631720
Mirrors is a good one. Move them so you have to move your head to look, otherwise they'll think you're not checking them.
Blind spot when you pull out of a park or change lanes is another one.

>>663631921
I grew up there.

cmon cunts make it 300 like the romans

>>663631921
Roger that

>>663631921
fortunately not

>>663632090
All I wanna do is make love to you.

>>663632137
*Spartans.

Modern day Greece

>>663632137
Done.

>>663632229
Congratulations.

>>663632259
It was an IDbro thing :(

>>663632296
Please please understand, I'm in love with another man,

>>663632411
Rip in pip.

Good chat, anyway. Catch up, lads.

>>663632520
till next time

>>663631947
You don't have to exaggerate looking at your mirrors, the instructor has a mirror so they can see your face

>>663632892
What? like a personal handheld mirror? I don't think so. They have a clipboard and not much else.

>>663633136
Nah, they do have them.
>>663632892
The guy I had didn't use it though, or I was too subtle or whatever. I made a point of exaggerating it the next time I went

I just beat the living shit out of my dog from stealing food off my desk while I was shitting, then when I civilly tried to discipline him for his actions he aggressively barked at me and was ready to throw down (something he never did or showed before), and as a BIG German Shepard, I feared for own safety, and put the smack down on that ungrateful cunt, hes locked in the bathroom now licking his fucking wounds, piece of cunt shit.

>>663633349
Well, I'm resitting my full in 4 days. You better not be lying.

>>663633647
I'm prob gonna put the cunt down tomorrow, can't trust it anymore.