hey. I love /b/ so just wanted to give you guys some tits. hi, bye.

Eww

leaving so soon? at least explain your skin condition..

>>663607182
Thank you very much. :)

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>>663607182
7/10. Good job OP. You're welcome here.

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>>663607182

Could you write and worse?

>>663607338
It's called psoriasis. not contagious. my immune system attacks itself and my skin cells reproduce 3 times faster than the average human so i'm basically wolverine.

>>663607509
english, mother fucker. Do you speak it?

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I need to find a hooker...

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>>663607182
thanks anon

>>663607182
psoriasis or not, gotta love free nudes, keep them going OP

>>663607486
Don't listen to dewy, here. Tits are tits anon. The real question is are you any good as cooking and housewifery skills?

>>663607573
yikes. you have it for your lifetime?

you're sexy, post more

>>663607182
Are you one of those boys taking hormones to get tits? That's what this looks like. Isn't that what this look like, guiys?

>>663607891
well, it's an autoimmune disease so basically, yeah. But i've been curbing it pretty well by changing my diet and lifestyle.

>>663607930
I wish I had a penis.

i'm a simple man, i like your butt and beer... and already have a beer with me

>>663607182
why not pierce both nipples?

>>663608083
pardon my ignorance. anyway, you're very brave to share considering. thanks OP. we love you back.

>>663607867
I am but my skills go way farther than being a basic bitch domestic slut.

>>663608157
because the first one hurt so much i just could not do both.. I have no threshold for pain.

>>663608279
Continue

>>663608279
>basic bitch domestic slut
So what, you do quantum physics and don't like Taylor Swift?

What brand of slut do you think your are, then?

>>663607573
Yo, I got that shit near my ankles. do you take pills for it? I've only been using lotion on it

>>663608497
What the fuck is that comma even?

>>663607182

Those are weird looking tits, sister.

>>663608683
How about I comma, over to your, house and hit, and, insult your mother.

>>663608673
It's very new to me. Just started using coal tar which helps a lot and about to start taking fish oil and Vitamin D3 dietary supplements, which should help.

>>6636088 Wow, my mother is dead but thanks for making me cryyyyyyyy

>>663608824
why? you don't like?

>>663607182
please don't do it again

>>663609174
they look like 40 year old's. show the lower half of your face.

>>663609294
Wow. Didn't realize my tits were that awful. Or didn't realize that you are all virgins.

Kik me OP mr.pimp1098

>>663609434
I thought they were quite nice. I'd splooge on them

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>>663609434
They ARE

/thread

>>663609639
ok, thank you. I mean, I'm not super horny or anything so they're not hard af

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>>663609854
I liked em. thanks anon for not being a stuck up bitch <3

I'm just secretly happy that there's no white knight

where are the pics'

>>663607182
Love the only one tit has a piercing in it. Is the other one pierced too?

>>663609763
I honestly think that you are all super desensitized to what actually woman look like.

>>663609854
lol that doesn't matter too much in pictures though. And in person it's pretty easy to fix that.

>>663610048
nah, too painful

>>663610068
Wrong. those are some nasty tits and should be covered up at all times.

>>663609022

I would turn you into a mom and suck on dem titties everyday of the week! Would knock you up anytime, nice rack!

>>663607182
That's disgusting. Keep it

>>663610068
Your nasty skin doesn't help either.

>>663610263
How big is your cock that you feel entitled to say shit like that?

>>663610221
So, you were in the shop and they did one and you noped out for the second one?

>>663610376
heh

>>663610406
I went in with the intent to get one done but then I was like never going to do that again so I never did that again. Na'mean?

hey OP if you live near Toronto come suck my balls. I'll spray your titties with my seed.

>>663609434
LOL it's /b, most the men here are virgins... They only know porn for what women look like. You look fine.

Thanks, I appreciate it.

Who the duck do you think you are, posting your fucking nasty ass titties on here and just expecting us to love you and feed you the attention and then being a salty bitcheck when people rightfully shit on you for being disgusting. 2/10 absolutely revolting, made me reply. Fucked up nipple proportions too. Get the fuck off my /b/

>>663607182
OP, we gave you attention. Don't you have something for us?

>>663607182
>>663607573
>>663609434
add me on skype sexy
gstoka

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>>663610388
Average size. A tad thick, but I wouldn't post it on /b/ to fish for compliments from neckbeards. You must be a very desperate whore.

Once again. Those titties are nasty. Your puffy nasty nipples are bigger than your actual tits. You should convert to Islam so you would be forced to wear a beekeepers outfit.

>>663611047
Nobody asked though. I was not asking for attention. I was just giving a tit pic that a lot of people didn't appreciate so I don't know what the fuck else you all want.

I like your boobs can we see your ass? Sharpie in pooper would be even better.

>>663611373
We want you to leave you nasty thot

>>663611022
shut yer piehole

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>>663611373
But you're looking for attention.

>>663611303
Sweet ringwraith costumes

>>663611462
Try harder though.

>>663607182
Kik, snapchat? Your naked body is wonderful but I'm interested in the rest of you.

>>663607182
Really hot! Show some more please.

can wee see ur pussycat :)

>>663611493
heh not really though. I was just trying to pay it forward in a way but I guess I failed. Fuck everything that moves and fuck all you spectrum mother fuckers.

>>663611535
what does this even mean lmao. get out of here with your ugly ass nipples

>>663607182
Thx. Some vag would also be appreciated

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>>663611679
Damn. I wish you choked on your umbilical chord.

>>663607182
U-uhh.. no thanks OP. You're pissing in the water supply with this one

>>663609854
Can we get them hard af?

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>>663611678

>>663611846
>chord

>>663607182

What do you do for a living Opie?

Do you enjoy it, not mind it or fucking hate it?

>>663611862
>>663611846
>>663611492
>>663611303

Fuck off haters. Let us other anons get what we want. Go be virgin neckbeards somewhere else and wait for your plan wifu to exert her dominance.

>>663607182
Lovely!

>>663610263
Join ISIS or your local gay club then. Also fuck off faggot.

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>>663612116
Who's the neckbeard? Seems like you're the desperate virgin in this thread. Kill yourself.

>>663607182

Vocaroo that voice OP

Say "Its time to smash some butts, as well as deez nuts"

Wouldja kindly?

>>663612048
I'm currently a full-time student. I work part-time in food service and music.

>>663612381
lel edgy 2k16

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>>663612048
Check out this neckbearded virgin and his slick pickup lines. Pathetic.

>>663607182
any chance you can greentext why you like b? I need if for scientific reasons.

>>663612520
>being this aspy

>>663612565

Studying what? Hiw far along are you in your studies?

>>663612520
haha no thanks. Although I do have a pretty unique voice. It would be almost identifying myself in a way.

>>663612697
I'm betting she studies feminism, since she's on this site.

It's pathetic and sad that people on here are so deprived of pussy and female interaction that they automatically start jerking it to any 1/10 chick that I personally would pay to keep her shirt on. I mean....holy shit your nasty op. You kind of made me angry bc your tits are that gross

>>663612697
I'm a production student (film/video) Senior

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>>663612116

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draw a mouse on your nipple

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>>663612565
Well, we know it's not topless waitressing. Those nasty bags would make all the customers puke.

>>663612787
Oh jesus. Even worse. Kill yourself already. I can already imagine you having the most annoying fucking harpie voice to go along with those pudding filled nipples

>>663612787

Too bad.

Why do you love /b/ OP?

>>663610068
>generalizes /b/ and woman in one post
your tits are nasty
imagine a guy being all aggressive then whipping out a micropeen. That's what your tits are like for me.
>yes he would've had to be aggressive for this analogy

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>>663607182
Show the vag hoe! You look like the type of chick that hungout with stones and trailer park trash in high school.

>>663612858
This.

Aren't we connected to the WORLD WIDE WEB? Aren't there a shit ton of titties out there? And these pathetic basement dwellers drool over these?

>TFW I JUST REALIZE IT'S A TRAP

>>663613125
I've had so many guys tell me they love my tits. Specifically my tits. So I have no idea why you guys are putting me down because of them.

>>663613389
this
clearly moobs

>>663613389
>>663613460
Think you two may be right.

>>663613435
Literally no guy would say that. Stop lying to yourself

>>663612381
I don't think you understand how this works...

The reason virgins have such high standards is because they have never seen the real thing. Their experience is all relating to porn. So they think women actually look great naked all the time.

Normal people have actual experience with women's bodies, and as such their expectations are lower. 99% of women don't look like 18 year old pron stars, and that's ok.

To be honest women who have AMAZING bodies tend to be shitty people because they get spoiled by people like you.

>>663613435

I bet they said that before they came.

>>663613095
Because I can distract myself from reality but still convince myself I'm still interacting with people in a way. If that makes sense.

>>663613573
This makes sense. That's why her fucking mouth is so gross

CRAZZZY CHAN:

http://crazzy-chan.none.pl/

>>663613435
>I date skinny guys with poor hygiene and acne, because they know how to keep your spirits up from watching so much MLP
alternatively
>Lies: the post

>>663613628
uhm...I have to disagree. And no matter what you type...those are some ugly ass titties.

>>663607182

How long you been on /b/ OP?

You should know of and be desensitized by the assholes here

>>663613048
My sides

>>663613710

Even if it's just flinging shit?

>>663613989
About 4 years now. That's why I don't take any of this shit so critically.

>>663613989
aaawww...another neckbeard wacking off to OP's puffy nips while acting sweet to her.

>>663607182
OP no ass no glory! make our day

>>663614164
Especially if it's flinging shit.

>>663607182

Wow you've obviously picked the right community to love, clearly an intelligent, supporting, and uplifting group of people full of wisdom and ideas, genuine intellectual discourse.

NOT

STFU NIGGER YOU'RE A FUCKING STUPID NIGGER YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT IM NOT 12 THOSE DON'T LOOK LIKE BIGBOOBS.COM FUCK YOU NIGGER GO BACK TO REDDIT TUMBLR FAGGOT GO KILL URSELF NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER JEWS BELONG IN DEASHTRAY. FUK MUSLIMS FUCKING NIGGER KEKLOL. WHAT A NEWFAG, I'M NOT 12 CAUSE I'M RIGHT/LEFT WING EXTREMIST AND GROWN UP FUCK NUGGETS fucking nuggets

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I suggest all of you desperate pricks do a google image search of 'psoriasis'. OP said she has it.

Ughhhhh those are some revolting tits. Just fucked up in general, it's obvious you never gave fitness a shot. If you worked out, your boobs would look way nicer.
Only the truly desperate here would go for you

>>663614181
My puffy nips are glorious. Don't even front, you fucking lying sack of shit.

You deserve these fatass sweaty men - you're the equivalent body in female form

663613628
Beleive it or not some of us aren't socially awkward autists who have np talking to attractive women and actually have some dignity and standards when it comes to sex. So bc I wouldn't touch ops tits with a 10 foot pole I'm a Virgin who doesn't know what "real women" look like? Please stop lying to yourself. You have it quit opposite actually. People who actually get good lays don't settle for the trailer trash titis you see on 4chan

Zerooo shape.
Work out and eat right.

>>663614427

Nice bait, ain't changin the face she has niggeritis

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how about some perspective? what if op was a guy like pic rel.

>>663608279
That's all you're good for
Check your privileges

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>>663614803
Is this herpes? Oh god

Do you draw OP?

>>663615082
no i am not a faggot.

>>663615055
No, I think that is a fungus.

>>663614803
WOW. You are ignorant as fuck and have no perspective on life worth sharing with another human being.

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>>663615055
psoriasis...OP said she has it.

>>663607182

Ever think about getting a tattoo OP?

If so, of what?

>>663615403
I always wanted to get a Jimi lyric tattoo

>>663614383

Reddit is full of pseudo intellectuals using big words to sounds smart,

Tumblr crazy feminists,

And this site fucking 12yr olds.

These fucking virgin chimps can't control themselves, they think the spray tanned pornos bodies are normal because they never leave their basement.

OP thegirls with really good cleavage/breasts put makeup on their boobs, most guys don't know this.

They see a real body for once in their fucking life and think you're an sjw

>>663607182
Sore eye us, Sis.

>>663611303
>07891 >>663608673 >>663611105
virgin

>>663607573
That's funny! I've got crohns and been thinking of myself as wolverine to make myself feel better about having it. Nice tits!

>>663615365

Wat bro just getting honest lol faggot can't handle the truth

>>663612963
those tits are nicer than any you're gonna see in your life. You know why? Cause you're a fucking virgin.

>>663607182
looks like someone I know, but your tits are too big

>>663614803

Could have like hot roleplay sex where your cock is like possessed by Satan

>>663615824
lol thanks. It sounds like a super power so it's easier to pretend it is.

>>663615775
wtf, it replied to random people. sorry anons.

>>663615543

You think you could sit through it? Sounds like a second nip pierce would be easier

>>663616324
Maybe. Is it really that off putting? That it's not symmetrical?

>>663607182

If you could live in any fictional universe (novel, film or even video game) which would it be and why?

>>663607182
op i like your body

>>663616618
Ugh I 'm giving a basic bitch answer but for real it would be Adventure Time land of Ooo because everything is care free and fantastical but at the same time existential crises present themselves all of the time so it's not completely far from the reality of being mortal.

>>663616981
Thanks, baaaaaaeee

>>663615594
You're fuckin delusional if you think these are decent tits. No, the avg tits don't look like pornstars, but they look a hell lot better than these misshapen fatsacks

>>663616602

Sometimes asymmetry works. Gives a more 'organic' look, if it makes any sense?

It's not off putting though, just figured that an hour+ of needle pain would be harder than a quick piercing pain

>>663610000
checked

>>663616602
Everything is off putting about this

>>663617029
sweet

your tits are fine BTW

>>663617696
thanks. I know they are.

>>663617029

I like Ooo for that Narnia-esque escapist vibe. Like it's a whole new world where fun shit happens all the time.

Aint nothin basic about Adventure Time OP

>>663617696
>>663617950
Now she's samefagging to make herself feel better about having shit tits lmao

>>663617950
tits are average nice
hair and nails are not - you need to do something with them

>>663618062
You guys literally get fucking gayer by the day

>>663616181
Have to laugh at it and don't let it get you done. The worse thing you can do is stop doing what you love doing

>>663607182
Absolutely disgusting. Get them fixed or stand in front of a train

>>663615824
I've got crohns too cunt, literally eating weed stops it.

I'm not even joking, eating raw weed has killed all my symptoms, I rejected the op and the painkillers and have been symptom free for 15 months now.

>>663607182
OP will you please marry me

Your tits look like orangutang titties.
They look like lazy eyes.
They look like boy tits.
They look like they're both looking away from each other cuz they're so fuckin gross.
Your tits look like shit.

Kek

>>663618062
It's weird because I've never liked fantasy ever in my life (I was always into SciFi, couldn't even get through the first Narnia book) but Adventure Time is different. I love it. The escapism is definitely apart of it but I think it has the SciFi vibe of relating to the common theme of deconstructing civilization and exposing all of the ideology of our culture.

>>663618467
I wouldn't be alive if it wasn't for smoking tons of weed

>>663618467
As opposed to.. figuratively eating... cooked weed....?

Why are you niggers so lazy with your ducking wording

>>663618518
How many dicks have you sucked today?

>>663607182

Nice tits. I'd suck on those any day.

>>663613628
No girl with ugl titties should post them on 4chan. That borderline suicidal behaviour. This op looks like someone took a shit and it fell on top of some garbage and after 10 years it all mounded together to form those nasty ass tits. Fuck my life. Anybody here feeling nauseous?

>open thread to find more tit pics
>find a bunch of whiny virgin retards bitching about fuck knows what

Go back to your "faces of /b/" threads you degenerate faggots.

>>663619143
You are a nigger.

>>663618902
This fucking guy. You can't honestly assume an alpha male like me sucks dick. My boy sit down and listen to a real man talking. You go and appreciate those nasty buttfuck ugly ass titties while I go fuck my 10/10 gf with killer tits. Nasty ass little boy. You and that girl could potentially by the hand of God be privileged to have the ability to have a baby with extra chromosomes. With your ugly ass.

>>663618827
nah as opposed to eating baked goods or weed that has been refined past the state of being raw (off the plant/dried off the plant)....

are you actually that retarded you can't tell the difference?

Like a fucking carrot faggot, you can eat it raw, or you can cook it, or you in particular can stick it right up your arse.

>>663619506
Suck my ass you autistic monkey

>>663607182
I'd fuck OP

>>663618542

Never thought about it that way, but I can see that. I always felt that Adventure Time was about nostalgia. Especially the Marcelene backstory episodes.

Btw, you should check out Bravest Warriors if you havent already. It's made by the same guy that made AT. Its pretty good

>>663619526
You don't have a gf. That's why you're on /b/.

>>663619243
what did you expect

>>663607182
9/10 would fuck

>>663619687
I'm on /b/ cuz I like you little beta faggets feel like shit. Gets my dick pumping. Keeps me on my toes where I gotta be.

>>663619618
YES. Marcelene is my favorite character, hands down. Never saw Bravest Warriors, gotta check that ish out.

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>>663619243

>>663607182

Any pets? Post'em if ya got'em

>>663620579
nahhh. I wish

>>663619591
Are you seriously this retarded or are you taking me on a ruse cruise

>>663620693

Would you rather have exotic anomals or just the regular animals for pets?

>>663621344
I wanna kittehhhh

>>663621424

But puppers are mans best friends

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>>663611373
What did you expect tho ?

>>663613435
>I've had so many guys tell me they love my tits.
>Specifically my tits.
did you just repeat yourself?
also, your tits are gross
specifically your tits

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>>663620933
>Ruse cruise
Kek

>>663607182

Do you have a full bush, trimmed/stylized or clean shaven?

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>>663613928
post dick for comparison