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How many years do you need to stay around to become an old fag?

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How many years do you need to stay around to become an old fag?
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idk im probably one by now, been here since new years
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45+ and blow dudes on a regular basis
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>>663596128

Just don't act like a fucking retard and you're fine
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>>663596718
but im not into sucking dick
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I only feel like a regularfag, and I've been browsing for 5 years now.
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>>663596128
Have you ever replied to a bait thread?

Did i just reply to a bait thread?
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0 also be 18+ and not a faggot op
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>>663596128
All of them. Check 'em.
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>>663597041
fag
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>>663597041
Newfag
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>>663596128
Once you've been her long enough that you forget that "old fag" and "newfag" is even a thing

also once your brain and personality changes as a result of you being on 4chan too much.
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next person to get dubs might be an oldfag
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>>663597041
That mouth says otherwise
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>>663596128
You have to have been posting since the first year.
You will always be a newfag.
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>>663597165
nigger
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>>663596128
until you're so dead inside you can't even feel anger anymore.
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>>663597388
I want to thank you for your very ignorant response to my question. I usually don't lower myself to the same level of hateful ignorance as people such as your caliper, but I felt you deserve and/or wanted recognition for your comment... why else would you post something so malicious on a social networking site where anyone can read it? I am truly baffled how you, a person who has never even had a short conversation with me, let alone met me face to face, can conclude such a radical opinion about a complete stranger.
If you did know me, you would know that I'm a stay at home mom, with two young nephews and an infant of my own to look after. Not to mention, help four adults through their day. That equals out to seven people I cook for, clean up after, and all around take care of a day. At the time I wrote that message, I was helping two children do their homework while simultaneously preparing a full meal for six. Granted, had I taken a few moments longer to read it, I would have known the answer to my seemingly 'dumb' question. But as you can see, unlike some people, I have a life other than 4chan and many responsibilities; therefore, I really don't have time to read every detail.
Since I'm a 'dumb bitch' because of my comment, I'm going to assume because of your comment, that you're a pampas ass who wouldn' know a really man even if he hit you on the back. I'm assuming this because no real man would ever call a random woman a 'dumb bitch' unprovoked.
I often forget how horrible, insensible, rude, and all around hateful one person can be to another. You have brought me back to the harsh reality of life and inadvertently humbled me. So thank you. Despite how mean and ignorant you have been, you have done me a favor.
Please don't reply to this, I wish you say nothing more on the subject.
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>>663596128
It's too late, if you came after 2008, you're always going to be newfags

I came here in 2010 with some other ebaums faggots and we're all candyass roodypoos
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>>663596128
I just realized there will soon be a day where only an "oldfag" will remember who Moot was, everyone else just says Moot in threads as a meme but don't really know who it is or what it means.
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>>663596973
>eating pasta with a spoon
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>>663596128
Oldfag is a state of mind, not really a number.
Oldfags are the magnificent bastards who gave /b/ the reputation of "hellhole of the internet" that it enjoys today.

Become an oldfag by writing a greentext that people bother to take pics of or something like that.
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>>663597562
>2008
you must be trolling.
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>>663597562
I came in '06 from YTMND. Pretty much this.
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>>663597562
no
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It is not about the years.
The key is our sepcual uber secret ritual where you turn to an oldfag.

That's all
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I'm an oldfag.

I've been here all week.
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I came here from /z/ when dash billions and soviet russia turned it into faggot paradise
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>>663598100
quality dubs
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>>663597802
You see this here. This how newfags try to move the bar. To try to feel like they were a part of something.
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>>663596128
The rule of thumb is this
>disgusted by cocks and loli = newfag
>indifferent to cocks and loli = middle class
>looking for cocks and loli = old fag
>furry = genetic mutation
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if you have to ask this, you're not an oldfag
imo oldfags are gone
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we gonna run a one eight seven on yo moot
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Nigger even moot is a newfag. Chill
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>>663596128
All of them
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>>663596128
You will always be cancer
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>>663598415
we're here and there. Multi-channing and migrations have always been a part of this. It's the cancer that made this whole culture into having some sort of misplaced internet patriotism/sovereignty.
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>>663598607
been a long fucking time since I've seen that gif, kekd pretty hard
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>>663598611
Who's moot?
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>>663598265
Just saying what I see.
This place would just be another image board wasting away in obscurity if it wasn't for its reputation of unholy dogshit content.
I wasn't here during the era of the oldfags, but from what they left behind, I can tell they left their mark by doing what that kind of stuff and being original about it.
Not claiming ownership of it.
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>>663597208
I call my friends nigger thanks to all of you fucking niggers. Does that count?
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>>663597542
Im replying. Fuck you.
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>>663597562
oldfag here by that definition. been here since '07. shit here still sucks
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>>663599062
kill yourself.
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>>663596128

If you have to ask, you haven't been here long enough
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>>663599143
Motherfucker do you think you are tough shit or something? Posting this spam shit from behind your fucking keyboard? Wow. You are one classy motherfucker. It's times like this I wish we had fucking mods fucking watching this fucking shit for spamming bullshit like you keep fucking doing. Fucking nigger ass crybaby fucking spamming a thread. What the fuck is your problem? Wow. I fucking wish I could reach through the internet and fucking rip the connection of your computer for trying to pull shit like this in a fucking thread. Wait, no, I changed my mind. I want to fucking meditate until I earn some fucking teleportation powers and then I'd fucking port right into your shitty basement fucking room right behind you without making a sound and then I'd tap you right on the fucking cheeto-stained shoulder while you're laughing your fat dumb fucking ass off as you hit submit submit submit over and over with your stupid then and then clock you one right in the fucking jaw and knock you to the fucking floor for being so stupid. And guess what? I brought a fucking sledgehammer and I rock the ever loving piss out of your 7 year old piece of shit computer that you can't afford to fucking upgrade. I'll fucking laugh as I toss the remains out the fucking window and then I'll break both your fucking knees for good measure, you useless piece of shit. Then I port away and drink some fucking vodka laughing about how your dumb ass is banned, broken, bleeding, and down once computer. You shit. You fucking piece of shit.
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>>663598923
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>>663599296
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>>663597635
I'm gonna have to agree with this, just you don't know about what happened with Moot, Gamergate and The Exodus, then you're the newest of faggots in my book.
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>>663598400
what if i look for cocks to make fun of them anon?
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rolling I say cunt with face in pic
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>>663598923

▲ ▲
too easy
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when you realize how shitty and awful this website is but continue to use it
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>>663597635 you mean how snacks is?
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>>663599876
/thread
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>>663599517
not him but I've been on /v/ since around February 2006 and I still don't have a coherent idea of what gg is. Apart from the insane journalists. I just avoided the shit out of it since /v/ is 80% unfounded bullshitting.
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roll licking your tits
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>>663598942
Why is it so fucking new in here?
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>>663596128
if you don't know what this is, you can't be an oldfag
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>>663597297
Kek
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>>663600143
Look it up, you won't be surprised with what you find, anon.
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>>663599990
I'll remember snacks way longer than I will remember mootykins
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>>663600564
no
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>>663596128
how many livers have you had transplanted?
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>>663597867
>YTMND
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>>663596128
RetaB98
DianR99
AfiR18
AylaC22

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ViraA44
AdelS76
SriZ29
TenaG75
Nickole Wradge
meagan
30308
sharron
54859
barbara
72089
sabrina
85501
ericka
89386
joanne
75189
carmela
38711
christine
17285
ana
36403
tasha
66553
francisca
78687
liza
42540
nena
25714
dayna
18729
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>>663597562
>found this shithole in 2009
>its currently 2016
> 7 years of my life ill never get back
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>>663600817
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>>663596128
>asks how to become oldfag
>can't even pretend to be one
>newfag as shit yo...

>>663596505
also, get the fuck out
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>>663601054
... jesus 4chan is now older than it's average poster.
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>>663601144
you really are a nigger, who the fuck cares when you join hopefully op will leave as soon as he can because we sure havent
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>>663599416
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>>663600564
holy fuck yes
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>>663601679
huh.... I've always kinda wondered what the land whales looked like down there..... she probably has to spread her cheeks like that when she shits or else it will get pinched between the cheeks and make one hell of a streak......
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>>663600999
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>>663601901
notice how there's not a hole about an inch from asshole?

>thatsamanbaby.jpg
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>>663602088
I thought that she just had a really really flabby labia.... that's a ballsack?
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>>663601679
Anyone notice how far the pussy and ass are apart? She's so fucking fat that he asshole is tubular

far out
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>>663602302
how far are your balls from your asshole, and then look at any porno and you can see the pussy hole is about an inch from it, so do the math

believe that's what's known as "Boipuss"
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Old fags remember that .gif of a guy standing over a baby tied down on a table and taking a fat shit on its chest
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>>663602610
>>663602450
how many times I gotta say it?

>thatsamanbaby.jpg
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>>663600564
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>>663597208
Already changed. Have been on /b/ everyday for 6 months. Only browsed rarely 3 years ago.
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>>663597542
>summerfag
OP is a nigger
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>>663596128

I turned 50 today. I've been on /b/ since '08. Does that make me an old fag? I don't know..and don't give a shit. I'm here for the entertainment.
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>>663603238
Have you molested your nephew yet?
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>>663600564
Kek
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>>663596128
>>663597542
You're never gonna be anything but an emofag. You're wanting acceptance, this is 4chin, tumblr is that way ~~~>
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>>663603476
I molested his nephew for him, anons look out for anons
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>>663603476
Nope. He died in Afghanistan on October 2nd '15 before I could fuck him..
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>>663602904
r u thirst
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There is no set timeframe, over time /b/ hits monumental moments. You've gotta be around for them.

Once you understand a few of the inside jokes established after a few of them you become an oldfag. Your title to brag to newfags about what they've missed.
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>>663598265 this old fag newfags issue is getting political lol
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one year, plus one year for each year 4chan has been online.
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>>663604357
.-.
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Cinnamon toast crunch; crave those crazy squares.
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>>663596128
To be an old fag you need to have been here in 2008
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>>663605296
oldfag fam
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only oldfags remember this meme
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>>663605438
Big deal
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>>663605527
semen demon
whos????
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>>663605296
Cancer here.
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I've been on 4chan for well over a decade. Pretty crazy
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>>663605756
prove it
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>>663596128
im here since 09 and i still dont think im an oldfag
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>>663600564
Wholly carpppp
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>>663605855

wish i could
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I've been here since 1992 when 4chan was a bbs with ten users.
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>>663605756
Hah, shit. I just had to go back and figure out what year it was when i was in 8th grade and found this site.. Over a decade here too..
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>>663598923
penis
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>>663596128
if you have to ask you're not an oldfag
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>>663597499
This
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>>663596128
Who cares? I've been here since 06. We all scroll the same.
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200 years
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you're an oldfag when you're ashamed of being an oldfag
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>>663597056
5 is bsrely scratching the surface
10 is bordering
12-13 is oldfag
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>>663596128
You're an old fag if you don't fall for copy pasta.
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>>663605296
2010, guess I'm a newfag.
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>>663605855
this is creep as fuck
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>>663596505
>one by now
>been here since new year
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>>663596128
you're already too late.

Everyone in this thread is wrong.
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>>663611042
/thread
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>>663611042
never been prouder to call myself a newfag
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never fur-get
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>>663596128
3 weeks
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Enough to be ashamed of yourself.
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>>663596128
can't become one, theres a stupid list somewhere

If you were here in its making you are originfag and the years following that you are old fag, everything else is new fag.

tfw missed deadline by one year
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>>663596128
at LEAST half a summer
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>>663597792
spoons > forks
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You have to have been here since the beggining, that being said no one else can actaully be an oldfag, you will forever be a newfag no matter how hard you try.
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>>663605855
this is fucking scary as shit
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>>663596128
There is no way to become a oldfag
If you joined after 2010 you're a cancerfag
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>>663596128

Everyone who came after 2005 is a newfag

You could stay here for 20 years and you'll always be a newfag
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Anonymous member here, we have destroyed scientology, kept the internet free and private, and stopped the NSA and ISIS. You'll never keep up kid.

We do not forgive, we do not forget, we are legion.
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>>663614318

Fuck off newfag
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>>663614480
I'm backtracing your IP right now
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I remember a time before bananas when the cancer was contained, now there is no escape
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>>663596128
2 weeks if ur dedicated.
But then again, anything can used as a dildo if you're brave enough.
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From TOTSE. Came here mid 2000s? Early 2000s? Can't remember. Lots of booze and drugs over the years. Makes it hard to remember stuff like that.
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>>663615358
>From TOTSE
murder suicide
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>>663615358
totse and zok are dead

nobody cares anymore
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>>663601430
Here everyone cares about when you join
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>>663596128

I've been here 10 years.

So 10 years.

>10 Years

newfags evrywre
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>>663617114
more like everyone cares if you're some normal faggot getting attention or someone just bullshitting at this point
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>>663617259
Wat ?
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>>663617401
exactly new friend
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>>663616218
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>>663597562
came here in....lets see... 2012...
i-is that acceptable
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>>663597562
trying way to hard, obvious newpal
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>>663597562
It cant be 5 years since candyass and roodypoo substituted faggot and nigger
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>>663617448
>call someone new friend
>talk about that being newfag doesnt matters

pick one pal
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>>663617841
lol, you candyass roodypoo
>>663617890
>you said im not old
>youre knewXP
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>>663596128
oldfag is 2007 or before. You either are or you aren't. capitations are closed.
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came here in 2007, still don't feel like an oldfag.
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>>663618132
Sad, I got in 2008.
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>>663615358
>doesn't even reply
fag its been a long time
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>>663615358
i still have plenty of these
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>>663596128
60 is when it starts getting real. Before if you're not too fucked up physically, you can still pretend.
I'm 40 and i don't look my age at all, but probably in ten years, my body is gonna show signs or i'll be jaded as fuck or something. lol that'll be fun.
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>>663609296
no, you're a fucking TROLL
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>>663597562
Came here in 2013.. Can i be oldfag plz
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>>663615358
you dont miss piegirl?
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>>663599172
dick
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>>663596128
You can't be an oldfag if you have to question how long you have to be here. It's too late for you.
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>>663596128
Lurking since 2007
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I've been here for 11 years... I came during a time when they actually b&d for being underage so I played it cool and pretended to be 18 for 7 years.
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>>663619607
ENJOY YOUR BAN ! MODS MODS MODS
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>>663596505
>>663601144
>>663610869
only two of these are actual newfags, can you guess which ones?
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>>663610869
>falling for the bait
inb4 >falling for the bait
because little do you know this too is bait
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>>663620279
Fuck off pleb, you are beneath my notice; filthy curr.
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>>663597041
that's the spirit
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I'm an oldfag, been here since summer
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>>663601144
>>663610869
>>663620554
You see OP, being an oldfag isn't necessarily about how long you've spent on our wonderful board. It's about understanding the nature of this board. The three posts I mentioned are definitely newfags. But I only know that because I am an oldfag.
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>>663603006
Pretty much the same here, been on and off for a few years but recently started coming on a lot more
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I came here middle of last year
Show me your worst
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>>663596128
don't know
been here for 6 years
still don't feel like an oldfag
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>>663621386
actually, I take back mentioning >>663620554
as a newfag. my bad /b/ro
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>>663621509
Do you make pepperoni?
>captcha related: pizzas
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>>663596128
Don't become an old fag its not too late m8.
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>>663596128
Don't act like you're a fucking 12 year old
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>>663596128
Why do you want to be an oldfag? old fags are all virgins
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>>663596128
Newfags own 4chan. fact
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>>663600469
what the fuck is that guy hooked up to on the left?
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>>663597562
newfag detected
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>>663613370
sporks >>>>>>>>> all
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>>663611042
I am cancer
>>
Eh, I've been here since 2006. So far every "oldfag" thread has been full of the same jackasses posting shitty content as every other thread. Nothing is special about being on here longer. This site is a black hole of faggots and that will never change, no matter how many years you spend looking at porn, shitty memes, and fucking retards that think they are making a difference.

None of this shit matters. Just try to enjoy yourself. Thinking about being a new/oldfag is just a waste of time. We're all going to die, get your keks and faps in and leave it at that.
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ive been on 4chan since it wass called 3chan
>>
you must have been on here prior to 9/11 2001
>>
I'd say oldfag status is around 5-6 years, possibly more, I've been here since early 2011 and I still feel like a regularfag.
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>>663596128
its not about how long youve been here, its about what year you started truely posting... anyone after 2010 is cancerous new fags.... youll always been a new fag
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>>663598607
Never found sorce, got any?
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>>663605527
you cant justify being a newfag like that.
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>>663596128
OG fag here circa 2001 ......its not a good feeling OP to get to this point ...it gets worse your humor and morals
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>>663596505
Wow /b/ro, that's a long time! My nephew Billy "clued me in" to this website just yesterday. I have had a lot of fun learning the MeMes and LoLing @ the raids.

Do you have any pointers for a "newfag" like me?

We're trying Omega Al tomorrow. He's supposed to be HILARIOUS!!!

Thanks for the laughs so far /b/!
-Mark
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>>663606192
bullshit 4chan's inspiration only came online in 96.
>>
Oldfag is before 2005, when all the newgrounds faggots arrived.
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>>663605296
This is wrong because cancer started in 2008 after the Scientology thing.
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>>663596973
so pol is prohibited for oldfags
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It's a self given title, dumbass.
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>>663605296
2006.

check em faggots

>Oh God, I've wasted my life
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>>663605296
06 habbo raid, been here ever since, help me!
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>>663612422
> there have been 5 more 10^8 gets since then
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Been here since the fappening. This place is shit but it's my favorite go to site since then. Why?
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came in 06
feel old
be old
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>>663596128
As many years as it takes until you don't care about it anyway, fug wad
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>>663596128
The fact you asked inherently makes you a newfag.
>>
As long as you know who moot is you're an oldfag. I mean I wasn't around when moot was here but I've seen enough of the posts on /r/4chan and /r/classic4chan that I can consider myself an oldfag.
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>>663617504
Same time I got here, but imma say no. Maybe in two or so years we'll be regularfags. Until then...
>inb4 pic was 2013; I know
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>>663596505
Confirmed oldfag.
Literally everyone thought he was being serious
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long enough that you regret ever coming here
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Am I a oldfag yet? I've been here since tomorrow.
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>>663624616
You have nowhere else to go.

Reddit is full of pretentious faggots, facebook is full of normies and every other forum is about a specific interest, of which you have none. Welcome to club /b/ faggot.
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>>663596128
Been here since 2009. I don't even like going here anymore, but I keep doing it.
Also the term oldfag doesn't aply to how long you've been here, but it's more of a title you get when you lurk enough to not be a utter retard asking everything and know how this site works
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>>663605296
Around 09/10.
Took long break around 13/14 because i found a better place. It got boring tho so i returned
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>>663601679
>>
2010fag here, I arrived in time for PUDDIPUDDI.

Pretty sure the site was better then, as much as you faggots say that /b/ was never good.
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Who cares if you are an oldfag or not, those days are long gone

When i came around 2001 i was searching for cs 1.3 hacks and stumbled on this site... i didnt understand why people would sit around talking about anime and shit... after a couple years i noticed 4chan in itself grew to much more than just anime, summer came and went year by year, some would stay, some would offer themselves to the gods for our lulz.

The question is, why are you here?
>>
>>663596128
10 years or so, plus one year for every year that passes.

You'll never be an oldfag.
>>
2007 fag here. Participated in many Habbo raids and saw the original Boxxy post, good times.
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>>663596128jj
J
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ive been here about six years now and i still feel like a cluesless new fag and hate this place even tho i keep coming back , the only thing i feel like /B/ has tought me is how much i hate the human race
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>>663596128
long enough to look at everything with scorn and distaste
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>>663597542
Tl;dr
Butthurt Newfag spotted
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>>663627583
/b/ wasnt, its the good people who make this worth coming back, cancer always finds its place back onto shit sites
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>>663601679
I would wreck that pussy.
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>>663628219
Read it
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>>663621509
thats sick bro
>>
>>663596128
long enough to be utterly convinced that new fags are spreading cancer all over your 4chins
>>
>>663605296
>tfw i realize that if there are any originalfags on this board they have spent more than 12 years on this shit-hole of a site
>>
>>663605296
>tfw you realize that if there are any originalfags on this board they have spent more than 12 years on this shit-hole of a site
>>
>>663624258
As is being a redditard, friend. Hating on /pol/ is the number 1 reddit thing to do. You don't have to be a 100% nigger and Jew hating Nazi, but hating /pol/ is a typical newfag redflag.
>>
>>663628670
>>663628687
>double posting
Newfag detected.

>>/whatever meme-website you came from/
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>2009
>4 year break in 2011-December 2015
>It's a lot worse
>what is topkek
>Fuck it its /b/
I remember when I first started here in 2010 i think. Its still shit
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>2009
>4 year break in 2011-December 2015
>It's a lot worse
>what is topkek
>Fuck it its /b/
I remember when I first started here in 2010 i think. Its still shit
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>>663605296
since 2006

have a blast from the past
>>
im an oldfag been here since row row fight eh powah
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>>663629322
one more whilst I'm at it
>>
>>663596128
You need to have been here on or before 2011 at least. It's not a matter of years experience, it's a matter of content during that time.
>>
first visit in 2004/5 summin... dont remember. didnt stay.

regular since 2009


▲▲
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>>663599990
W.T. Snacks>Moot
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>>663626455
/Thread
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>>663596128
Don't count in years, count in 4chin knowledge.
>>
I was here when cheese pizza was on the menu.
It got most shit after the fappening.
>>
Im 16 yo girl browsing 2 years ago from now, I promise that when I turn 18 Im posting nudes here
>>
>>663599855
  ▲
▲ ▲
>try again champ
>>
If you weren't here in 2006 (maybe 2007) at least, then you'll never be an old fag.
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pretty old i guess, my first venturing kinda seems like a different life ago at this point
>wow guildmate in 2005:
> "it's a great place for wallpapers and porn and stuff man you'll like it."
>yeah this is a really interesting website ill have to spend some time getting acquainted....
>old man, filled with regret, waiting to die alone
>>
>>663597562
Fucking kek, I remember that shit on /b/
>>
>>663629982
>implying '15 fags can't copy paste tri-force
>>
>>663629859
Kill yourself
>>
>>663596128

You newfags don't understand this, but "oldfag" refers to a time period in which people came to the site. Unless you have a time machine, you can't become an oldfag.

The glory days of 4chan are long gone and will never come again due to the massive influx of facebook SJW kiddies who want to restrict free speech on the internet.
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>>663630110
aww shit i forgot to renew my 4chan pool pass
>>
>>663597562

2004 to 2006 were the glory years of 4chan, it all went downhill from there because moot decided to look for publicity and put us on google search
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>>663602088
Check'd an Kek'd
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>>663630457

Only got 3 of them and ive been here since 2009. Tfw will never be a true oldfag
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>>663630457
don't remember the raid board / but I remember it being closed down and replaced by a picture of a guy with a wasp in his dick.
>>
>>663597792
It's Mac n cheese, tard
Even the original (and continued years on) commercials for Kraft Mac n cheese showed the kids eating it with a spoon.
So kindly open your tiny brains to ideas
>also Italians use a spoon to get pasta onto the fork
How's about you learn how to eat
>>
>>663600564

Aaah yes, another terrorist muslim bombing shuffled under the rug of "misguided teens". Wouldn't want to HURT the feelings of muslim terrorists.
>>
>>663597859
>>663597961
>>663617504
>>663617588
>>663623180
Look at all these retards who think they're oldfags because they started browsing here in 2011!
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>>663604030

Well, somebody needed to secure all that oil to destroy Canada's economy.
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>>663597056
Idk. Mid fag maybe. Since early 2008? You be the judge. I'm certainly not old though. Old is like... 2005 and earlier. I doubt a lot of them are ACTUALLY around. Not trolls pretending. 11 years is a long time to be in this shit hole.
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>>663605527

4chan was never "good" but at least it was ours. Now you can't even say what you want any more without a million SJW cucks jumping on your post saying ERMEHGED you can't post that because of my feelings
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>>663599296
>Teleport to basement
>throw remains out of window

Wut
>>
I bet your balls aren't even inert
>>
%triforce
>>
I am moot.
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>>663599207
>>663619076
Two new faggiest of fags
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>>663631354
No
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>>663596128
You can not just become an oldfag by staying here for a long time.
You have to experience the board culture, which is pretty much dead by now.
So you can never become an oldfag unless you make a time machine.
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>>663597542
Forgot to replace "dumb bitch" with "nigger
>6/10
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>>663631109
This, they either migrated to other boards and chans or got a life.
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>>663630318
You can't copy and paste it.
Try it.
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>>663598935
Thats because your a simple little cunti
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I've been here for 10 years... Don't become an oldfag, this place gets boring.
>>
  ▲
▲ ▲
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>>663631813
>>663632236
You can totally copy paste it.
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>>663632331
Different fag... Uh, that's not lined up right... You blind fuck.
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>>663624616

Total freedom of speech. You haven't experienced it anywhere else. Here you can say "I think Hitler was right" and "boy those niggers sure are stupid". It's what everyone thinks but nobody can say it or the magic R word programming will come out and shush any opposition.
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>>663631512
Yes I am. Don't make me log in to ban you asshole. I'm sure my admin login still works. Fuckin bitch don't come 'round Portland, I got my crew there's about and we will jux you, punk!
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>>663596128
been here since 03/15/2004 4chin started in around 10/03? idk, fuck /b/
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