Olivia Wilde felt something round on her lips and her first reaction was to open her mouth to put it in, and halfway she remembered it's not a cock and she sighed
>mfw that's exactly what happened
These threads are always disappointing...
>not good enough to fap to
>not good enough to fap to
>posts ugly dude
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>not a celeb
cuz shes not in movies or anything? i just.... what? maybe you dont like her or whatever but shes still famous right? like you knew who she was but she doesnt go to your school?
Requesting the webm of a young kate beckinsale nude in this movie.
are you the guy who keeps posting about how he can't fap to celeb threads because they aren't nude?
you know you are admitting to having a low sex drive and possibly erectile dysfunction if you can only get aroused at fully naked women
/b/ never lets me down, thank you gentleman.
explain the correlation between being aroused by hot girls in swimsuits and being a virgin beta and being younger than 12
>tfw you will never have a messy threesome with the icarlys
why even life
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You dumb? The older and more experienced you are with REAL women, the less a standard 'hot girl in a bikini' gives you a raging boner every minute of the day.
I need nudes - pussy, tits and ass. Fisting, choking, dead girls, Pizza. All that shit...
Not a bikini on a girl to jerk off to, that's some schoolboy 101 boner basic shit.
it is now, she had a kid. that's from 2008. here's one from 2011
this is how I know you've never been with a woman, or if you have, I know you've disappointed her
if you only get aroused with beautiful girls being fisted and choked then it is more than likely you have an ED problem you don't know about yet (because you've never been with a woman)
conversely, if you can get aroused by a girl in a bikini, you will be rock hard for situations where the bikini is removed.
ever heard 'old and experienced' people wishing they could get the raging boners they experienced in their school years? those schoolboy 101 boner basic shits happen when you arent exposed to hardcore porn every 3 hours every day.
if pic related is boring to you then I pity you
Agreed. An image of a woman in a bikini is even less arousing that seeing a woman fully dressed.
At least when theyre dressed they can use the clothes, makeup and heels to disguise their lack of posture or bad skin or whatever.
Bikini shots are nothing. A bikini is just swimwear, its functional. Functional like a radsuit.
Go nude or go home
There's something weird about a chick who keeps her toenails painted without being chipped or worn off during normal activity for so long that you can see the space between the polish and the cuticle where they've grown. That's kinda gross actually.
He's right though. If that guy had actually been with a real woman his taste wouldn't have gotten nearly that degenerate because he wouldn't be spending so much time looking at porn.
>dead girls and CP is normal
when a guy says clothed and bikini photos of women are boring (pic related is a swimsuit) while saying he is attracted to fisting and choking I think we are already dealing with extremes
Some dudes just like looking at weird porn and bikinis don't really do anything for them. Doesn't mean they have fucking ED. That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard, which is why I told that anon to shut is dumb ass face.
>guy has degenerate tastes
>must not of been with a real women?
virgin logic at it's best
there is a correlation between liking weird porn and not liking regular porn and having performance issues in 'regular' sex situations
I don't doubt anon can get rock hard while choking a bitch out
i am just here to make u all feel bad and brag.
while you make threads like this and post pics hoping for a nip slip, i got my hands on very rare celeb leak that everyone wanted as long i know that celeb exist.
and just cuz i am greedy motherfucker, and i wanna enjoy at my own win i won't tell you who is it or share.
you all got your chance in fappening "second cumming".
if you weren't that obsessed with collection all jlaw nudes, you could see the clues leakers gave us, so we know in what direction to search and await for possibly new leaks.
and now it's mine.
it's too late for you!
how do you all feel /b/tards, knowing i am right now looking at this fine lady and her shaved pussy and tits?
already jizzed on the printed picture like 3 or 4 times.
she was posted in last thread, also in this one too.....
but you can't know unless i tell you....
>pic not related
>there is a correlation between liking weird porn and not liking regular porn and having performance issues in 'regular' sex situations
I've never heard of one. What's it say that you do? You know a lot about sexual dysfunction I guess.
>you being born was not only a utter failure of your parents but will equate to a fail for mankind. You must Hero to rectify this. Make it right tonight.
I have been with multiple women and the first couple times I underperformed. The more I had sex with those partners and the less time I spent fantasizing about hardcore porn (that is to say, the less time I spent being a cuck and actually being the one doing the fucking) the better I performed at sex.
I am actually speaking from experience and I know many who have done the same. This is how I know you have never been with a woman or have been a massive disappointment if you have
she didn't fuck this faggot apparently
I have a feet fetish, which some might call weird, but I can crush my girlfriend's pussy all fucking night.
>I am actually speaking from experience
Assuming you know anything about me personally, when you don't even know who the fuck I am because we're all anonymous, simply because I told you to shut your dumb face because you're super adept at assuming shit about people based on a few words they type on an anonymous board, is how I know you're a complete fucking idiot.
look at this virgin talking big game.
They made her gay ass the new Jean Gray in x-men apocalypse.
listen buddy, I don't know who you are and I lost track of the original anon so I am responding as if you all were him
that said, while my story was anecdotal, the correlation I mentioned is well established and has been the subject of study so irregardless of whether or not you had heard about it, it is a phenomenon widespread enough for me to assume that it could affect an anon that doesn't get aroused by photos of hot girls in bikinis
that said, don't pretend like /b/ is a place of civil discourse. a discussion escalates to namecalling and ad hominems in the blink of an eye. if you can't handle (in your opinion) baseless assumptions you need to campaign to shut down this board, not to shut me up
No, I'm campaigning for you to shut the fuck up, because not one single fuck is given, you keep up with a bunch of bullshit correlations like people fucking care. I'm gonna keep telling you to shut your dumb face until you do because I can and if you don't like it you can get the fuck off my /b/, faggot.
so who decides what should be arousing and to whom? Do you have ED if pic related doesn't give you an instant boner?
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>not posting Alexandra Daddario
You niggas are slipping
>the hole in your face
You should close it. It's dumb.
well in the very particular case we were dealing with, anon said he needed choking and dead girls to get aroused while calling me an underaged virgin for liking more vanilla shit. I figured it was a reasonable assumption
it's been closed this whole time, unless you meant stop typing which I won't do either
I share it because I once cared about /b. I once cared about this girl. She abused me and cheated on me for the past months with a friend. I am so pissed.. http://www80.zippyshare.com/v/xpTTtOxB/file.html Fuck her. 7
Elle fanning would get the D with her awkward lookin ass
that may be, but I still disagree with that point.
nor did anything I argue equate to 'you have ed if you dont find queen latifah hot'. I don't even know what dots you connected to get there
as for the rest of you, you are aware it is physically impossible to silence me so you are wasting your time
Just a reminder that the actresses and actors in the porn you're masturbating to are NOT consenting to you, so it is literally rape.
If you can't control yourself and need to jerk off like the degenerate you are because you don't have self control like a real man, then head on over to >>/h/ , or if you're in the closet/openly gay, >>/d/ , as cartoons don't have to give consent.
Have a lovely day everyone, remember to not rape anyone, it's bad!
more power to them, but that is not anon's point you are defending
anon figured I was immature and / or inexperienced because I can personally get aroused to vanilla porn.
I responded by assuming he was unaware of the correlation between being only aroused by hardcore fantasies and underperforming in regular sex
if anything you are disagreeing with him and have not addressed what my point was
>just found this on leddit
Mmmmmm my dick will be happy for a while
ya great nudity from Liv Tyler in that movie too
/b/ introduced me to this chick. haven't seen anything she's been in.
Give us a clue or you r officially a faggot
shame about her tits. They aren't that bad but since she's a 10/10 it's a bit disappointing. drops her to a 9.9
Mmmmm arwen titty
Mmmmm arwen bush
Have some amy adams
since i started all this why not.
she is one of the four girls that has very distinctive looking lips and is considered queen of /b/ many times.
four girls letters are: T,S,G,C....
it's one of them. not telling anything more, or confirming....
>again pic not related
Just ignore the dumb bastard. All he wants is attention.
actually the older I get the more teens in bikinis arouse me.
>tfw turning into old perv
at least I'm not retarded and think not popping a boner everytime I see a girl in a bikini is a sign of ED. LOL
not trolling but i wont post just like that
Pray for me to anon i stood behind her once in a London newsagents just the smell is enough to make you shake a little, pure class all the way
The big tits are what im after.
Fruit and flowers both at the same time and very expensive and french