VD stories thread. Have you ever had one? Discuss. >chlamydia

>>663324229
Fat pussy
Got a name or more?

>>663324229

Is that page hanford or Cardiff Catherine from amateur-girlfriends.net

>>663324229
That pussy made o jelly

>no, never

Had to stick a qtip in my dick hole once for a test. Can't remember what it was for but damn that was tough.

Caught chlamydia from some one night stand slag (my fault, should've wrapped it up). Week later hooked up with an ex...dick started burning, went to doc's for the diagnosis. Had to call ex and tell her to get checked. Fucking awkward but she was cool as hell with it

>>663324229
Were they with hookers or with random chicks on craigslist?

>>663325665
random

>>663324946
maybe your ex gave you chlamydia and thats why she was so cool with you thinking it was your fault...

Had warts on my dick and pubs area when I was 17.

>get warts freak out but don't seek help
>tell no one
>stop all sexual relations
>warts disappear a few months later

That was over 10 years ago and still haven't came back.

>>663325665
You're way less likely to get something from a pro which is pretty funny considering society says it's ok to fuck randoms as long as they aren't financially compensated. Hobbyist here

>>663324229
Had chlamydia once.

Got tested for it another time for it. Some judgmental older doctor stuck a qtip in my dick. That shit hurt. Tests were negative.

>>663327489
It's merely a urine test in most cases

I fucked a mixed chick no condom. Got arrested the next day for probation violation. After a few days in jail it started to burn when I pee. I just dealt with it for about a month then I told the nurse and she said they don't do std tests and got me on antibiotics. The burning went away. Not sure what I had.

Any other anons plagued with cold sores? Aka herpes

Wat

>>663326779
I thought that too. Until I got a text from the one nighter telling me she got it from her ex!

IT'S NOT A SIN TO GET IT, IT'S A SIN TO KEEP IT

Genital warts twice. First time they cut them off they were so big, second time they froze them off. Had a UTI, once, puss came out my dickhole. That hurt something fierce.

Not a traditional std but I once caught a yeast infection from an ex! Think about squeezing white curds out of you cock in the morning. Shit was nasty.

>fucked ex
>fucked gf
>burned when i peed
>found out i got the clap from ex
>had given it to gf
>told gf got it from trying anal on her
>she believed it
>lulz

>>663330402
Well played

>>663329292
ah gotcha.

chlamydia twice when i was younger.
now i have herps..

feelsbadman

>>663331512
>>663331512
how did you get herp

>>663324229
I got chlamydia once from a whore. No biggie. You dudes who 'had' genital warts? Bad news man, you've still got 'em. The virus is with you forever. You're infecting everybody you fuck. You absolute cunts.

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>Be me (true story)
>Anon meets female after break up, feeling kinda desperate
>Girl was not what you'd call A+ quality...more like D
>Girl invites me into relationship, we hit it off
>5months go by, anon's birthday comes up
>"Anon, what do you want for your birthday this year?"
>"Well...honestly I'd like to go raw on ya"
>"Okay"
> *thoughts* oh fucking damn thot willing to go
>Night comes on Anon B-day, hand cuffs, dirty talk, no condom
>Relationship continues, on and off fights daily
>1 month before break up, Driving girl home from dinner
>Girl gets sudden call in the middle of car ride
>College medical room has results of papsmear
>Girl listens to voice and hangs up phone once over
>"Babe...whats wrong? What did they say"
>Girl starts crying...tears are flowing, da fuck did a death wish come?
>"That was our school...I have chlamydia"
>Anon doesn't know what Chlamydia is and equates it to AIDS
>Anon begins seeing his life go by while driving, nearly crashes car
>Anon goes with girl to school doctor, she ends up getting full pack of pills,
>Anon talks to doc "Doc I probably got it too..what can I get?"
> "Anon, take off your pants, lets see"
>Anon is confused and takes off his pants
>Doctor begins feeling up Anon's balls...anon is awkward...doesn't remember this from online
>Doc perscribes one big white pill and no sex for 5 days
>5 days later....Anon is cured...but is told "We are never having sex again"....
>Girl had apparently spread the disease to 7 other people through a disease web...we were a disease family.
>The end

One in four people have herpes, a lot of you faggots have it and don't even know

>>663328072
Yeah, I know. The first time I was tested was just the urine.

>>663332844
I already know this. Something like 60% of people are already infected and don't even know it. I'm just glad mine aren't coming back :)

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>>663334356
Actually if you want a true fact....you have a 1 in 2 (or 50 percent for you stupid anons) of having MRSA, an infection that hides in the nose and is increasingly difficult to fight once infected. Most people go on without knowing, but age will significantly affect you. <--- nurse anon

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>>663334203
This is true...but there is a difference between the genital and mouth versions...

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>>663324229
OP is a chlamydiot

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>>663324229

please answer this only if you know wtf you're talking about.

my partner of two years claims she has hpv. ive never been tested and the shit i read online says that guys really can't get tested.

i dont see any signs of anything different on my junk.. should i be concerned? should i worry about passing it to another partner? how can i even test to see if i have it? i heard only women can test.

b...help meh.

>>663335005
Would cocaine help kick star this infection in my nose that I somehow got from my dick? Been a coke head for 4 years..so who cares?

>>663335458
I have some knowledge of this. There's a good chance you'll be a carrier and spread to other partners. If you give a shit about someone, I'd ask if they e had the hpv vaccine before laying the pipe. Unrealistic conversation in reality but that's what I've had to do in the past

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>>663335474
Na, well...maybe, it starts to take effect more as the body's natural defenses decline, use of coke overtime may eventually cause this to happen so...yes, my diagnosis is yes

>>663335005

Only true for healthcare workers, should've paid more attention in school m8.

>>663336053
Sweet. Can't wait for it to kick in.

>>663336023
thank you for the reply

>>663330319

Nigga, you've got a compromised immune system.

Go get tested for HIV.

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>>663336369
Not exactly. The virus can be contracted from dirt exposed to skin and contact with infected wounds. Each time you kiss your kids dirty little wound, you give a risk. Don't need to be a hospital-fag to get it :)

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>>663336497
Enjoy my coke addicted friend.

>>663336916

Nigga, wut.

a) It's staph, it doesn't live in dirt. It's part of your bodies own fauna.

b) How would you get METHICILLIN-resistant staph from dirt. Were people pouring fucking antibiotics on the ground?

>>663336593
Welcome. It's a shit situation for everyone

>>663336652
I'm good. This was in 2001. Clean as a MF now

>be 17
>get job
>fuck prostitutes with condom
>ok but could be better
>star fucking prostitues bareback
>do this 25+ times
>now i'm 20
>a few more bareback episodes

>accept I have HIV
>go get tested
>negative
>5 months later
>negative

>kek

bareback is a drug

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Had sex once with a co-worker and wore protection, but I got paranoid as fuck soon after because I suckled on her tits. Then she gave me unprotected oral and I've decided to cut her out and never speak about it again. Don't trust easy girls man, I'm lucky enough to have not have gotten too risky or caught any obvious symptoms.

>>663337270
MRSA is spread by contact. So, you could get MRSA by touching another person who has it on the skin. Or you could get it by touching objects that have the bacteria on them. MRSA is carried by about 2% of the population (or 2 in 100 people), although most of them aren't infected.
<anon copied from internet
We had a patient who contracted the virus via working in her garden. A wound she had gotten from stepping on a rock that cut her leg became infected with MRSA. Now true, I said dirt, would you have preferred me saying Rock?

>>663337631

AMPs are a helluva drug.

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>>663337938
I forgot the meme

>>663337954
I don't even do drugs, never had an STD except coldsores, which I got from my parents

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>>663337631
I used to do the same damn thing except I wasn't a fuckin' idiot who would bareback a hooker, sure I'd get some head without a condom, but I wouldn't play with THAT much fire.

Did you accept your fate because you felt symptoms or because you thought the risks were just that high? Do you still fuck prostitutes bareback?

>>663335092

No there isn't

You can get the genital version via someone with it on their mouth.
Babies can get it from their mums vaginas when being born.
Some people have the genital version with no warts or anything where as other people get tones of warts.
The whol thing is bullshit.

>>663330402
Give it 30 sec.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqN-o7eBvhM

>>663337938

It clearly wasn't present in the dirt or on the rock, but the break in the skin allowed it to enter the body from her skin.

2% is not 50% as you quoted earlier.

>>663338173

Asian Massage Parlors, nigga.

>>663338243
they are different. Herpes Simplex 1 and Herpes Simplex 2 (HSV1/2)

And they aren't warts. They are sores. Nasty blisters. Google "herpes".

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>>663338243
Genital herpes is a disease caused by the herpes simplex virus (HSV), of which there are two types. Type 1 (HSV-1) usually causes oral herpes, an infection of the lips and mouth.

HSV-1 is usually passed from person to person by kissing. HSV-1 can also spread from the mouth to the genitals during oral sex (fellatio, cunnilingus, analingus). If this happens, it becomes a case of genital herpes.

HSV-2 is most often passed by vaginal sex and anal sex. But just as HSV-1 can infect the genitals and cause genital herpes, HSV-2 can pass from one person's genitals to another person's mouth, resulting in oral herpes.

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>>663338349
>..you have a 1 in 2 (or 50 percent for you stupid anons)
I said 1 in 2 faggot, read it again

>>663338211
I'm not the guy you're asking but I always found that after having a lengthy cold or sore throat I would jump to the conclusion that I had HIV

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>>663338479
my point exactly anon

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>>663326943
Wow - you haven't had sex in ten years? I bet you could arm wrestle a fucking crane!

>>663338805
I remember I had the stomach flu for 2 days during my waiting period, nearly lost my shit until the doctor told me that the stomach flu was just going around that time of the month.

>>663327154

Everything but herpes.

>>663337631
What kind of trashy whores would even do this

>>663338211
>>663339211

Man the thing is it was so addictive because sometimes I would convince the girls to do bareback by just teasing them, not saying a word, just touching them in the right places and putting it in, so cash. I must have some kind of mental disorder though because I have trouble with relationships.

I knew of the symptoms and I'm 99% sure I've fucked at least two HIV positive girls, so the chances were through the room. I felt some burning at first, so I went to a GUM clinic here in the UK, but turns out I wasn't drinking enough water. I haven't been to a hooker for 5 months, but now you have me browsing Adultwork

>>663337631
>bareback is a drug
More of an ignorant choice

Be 22 banging grills every chance I get notice one night little white spots on my shaft and red ones run to doctor mc he looks idk brb brings in a old doc and a young grill doc they take turns staring at my ding dong he asks what I do for a living tell him I work in a warehouse 14 hours a day. Says to wash my dick more and I'll be ok. Let job finished college washed my dick never seen it again taken std test twice since I'm clean!

>>663337652
you caught tit suckling disease anon. Autism, paranoia and isolation are the symptoms.

>>663326943
I have them and they just keep getting worse, but mine are super itchy too

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>>663339637
>tit suckling disease
Will someone think of the babies?

>>663338740
>princessavamarie

>>663339745
Yeah mine got bad and itchy before just completely disappearing.

>>663340428
I have the same shoes but the team spirit paint maggot

>>663340696
fuck yes anon you have given me hope.
Mine are making me depressed because they are a huge nuisance. I'm in the Army so we have to run all the time and I constantly rip them off and they regrow and shit. The absolute weirdest part is I fuck my wife regularly and she doesn't have them on or inside her. She has gotten pap smears too just to check.

>>663330319
Think I'm fighting one of those now. I think i got it from my wife. The tip of my dick is red it burns like fuck when I piss. Two trips to Drs, antibiotics, and antifungal helped but it's still there. Tests showed no stds. That was two weeks ago. I did drink a shit ton of beer regularly and ate sugary shit. Cut all that shit out and now I'm hoping for the best. It'll get better, worse, or stay the same. Time will tell.

>>663332844
You have no idea how warts work do you? You're thinking of herpes. Retard.

>>663324507
Looks like Candace on can from chaturbate

>>663341821

No, he's right. The virus stays with you forever.

>>663341821
genital warts are herpes, but herpes aren't genital warts.
it's like every square is a rectangle, but not every rectangle is a square.
They still stay with you forever, but you can manage flareups easier than with the herpes we all know and love.

Chlamydia.
Think I know where I caught it, but I was just as guilty for being a slut at the time.
I am much more careful these days. I take pride in my sexual health.

>>663324229
In all honesty I just need more of this fat pussy.
sauce at least pleeeez

>>663339404
Your dick can burn from not drinking enough water? Never had that before, huh.

>>663339511
How the fuck did you figure out how to use a kompootor? You dumb fuck. Jesus - /b has really gone to shit when dumb cunts like this are posting.

>>663334203
Chicken Pox is a form of herpes.

>>663343283
I have a problem with my right kidney so yeah

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Quick question, it 'stings' to pee. It's not a burning sensation, more like a sharp jab. I smoke a lot, and have been recently raw dogging my slutty fuck buddy. No discharge or rash or anything, just problem urinating. Is it a UT infection, the smoking or something worse?

>>663343524
Ah, that explains it, sorry to hear, anon.

>>663341821
how does it feel to be this wrong? must be upsetting

>>663343592
>>663343823
Nah it's cool nothing serious
>>663343524 (me)
For me it was because I had a kidney stone, but that was caused by a genetic condition. Yours is probably a UT infection, drink some cranberry juice and it should be ok

>>663328317
I got herp, warts, and chlamydia all from the same broad zoz

Still don't really care

>>663339511
/b asks if you've ever had an STD and you admit that, while you haven't, you basically are so filthy you are literally a cheese dick.

>>663329395
That's my outlook on pregnancy

>>663343592
Sounds like a UT infection, has your piss changed to any unfavorable colors? Have you been drinking enough water? Get any soap on your dick? Should lay off the smoking, see if it changes anything, and even if it ain't affecting your piss, just do it. Also, just a thought, but go get your junk tested and see if you're running any warts or marks along your dick.

>>663324229
yea imma be a tard.
source?

>>663339404
>teasing them
>touching them in the right places

elaborate

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just a yeast infection. that shit was worse than i thought. and i've had unprotected sex fairly often. just lucky i guess.

>>663344809
What were your symptoms?

Gonorrhea once, not really sure how i got it. worst std experience i've had. I tried to painfully wait it out, but i finally went to doctor and they shoved a q tip in my dick hole and gave me meds.

chlamydia twice, both times from screwing janky chicks i knew. both times went to clinics and got meds to cure me.

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>>663324229

mouth herpes since forever

got chlamydia once. back before they even called it chlamydia. "non-gonnococyl uthretis" or some such shit. when chlamydia became all the rage they said that's what they used to call it: NGU

ummmm.... that's it. thank god

oh, I was a carrier for molluscum contagiosum, which sounds like a Harry Potter spell but is a real STD. I didn't get it, but my wife did. Thank god she bought the story that I got it from a dirty towel in a cheap motel I had stayed at for work. Timing was right and she wanted to believe and who the hell knows, it might have even been true. But I probably got it from an asian whore.

>>663345212
itching, pain, and redness around rim of helmet. white crusty film. not a big deal, just my first one. monistat cleared that shit up.

>>663344809
>>663344809
I came up negative for all stds/hiv and diabetes and leukocytes.
My pee slit is a lil red and I have off whitish discharge. My balls have always reeked of baking dough, and now they smell fishy and doughy.
Pretty sure I got a yeast infection, the doc said it may be, and to come back if it dont clear up on its own.

Sound like what you had? My gf also came up neg for stds but her vaginey is a wil smelly..

>>663345553

use athletes foot medicine, over the counter.

or if you want to look like a vagina, buy monistat. but athlete's foot cream is the same shit and cheaper.

use it about 3 times a day for about 3 days and that will clear it up.

keep an eye on the diabetes though. it's not normal for a healthy male to get yeast infections.

>>663345553
if it is it's worse than what i had, but i caught that shit early. buy some monistat. smear it on your dick for a few days. see if it clears up. it should.

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>>663343909
>>663344578
Thanks /b/oys, I'll see how long I can go with out the happy sticks. Also I am living with some flat mates so I'm gana have to be crafty so they don't find out I'm checking to see if my junk is fucked.

>>663345828
it is fairly common from sex, especially with a new partner.

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>>663339404
Some humans are just naturally immune to HIV. It happens because of a mutation in the cell wall that doesn't allow the virus to attach and inject its DNA into the cell. Its the same mutation that prevented some people from getting the plague.

>>663346181
Are you trying to take advantage of my ego and make me fuck more HIV grills

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>>663346179

fine, if you're a dirty fucker who doesn't shower every day, maybe an otherwise healthy dude will get a yeast infection.

but it's rare.

unless you're unclean

>>663346410
I'm not saying there is 100% chance that you have this mutation. Something like 10% or westerners are immune. Also, even if you don't have the mutation and you fuck someone with HIV its not 100% chance you'll get it. Anal increases chances.

>>663346410

hey man, I hear you. I'm an otherwise intelligent guy who fucks hookers bareback.

you just got caught up in the moment. I never go in thinking I'm gonna fuck 'em raw. But then bare blow job, then to sex. and oh fuck it can't hurt this one time.

I will say, I limit that to just a couple of hookers I trust. Only one now, actually, the other hasn't been around for a few years.

no, not smart. not totally batshit insane, but not smart.

but the one I do fuck raw now, I've fucked her for years. She's a real pro. stays clean. douches right after if you cum in her, etc.

plus, I've been tested and came back negative after doing her raw several times.

tl;dr genius IQ, Ph.D. in a STEM field but stupid enough to fuck hookers raw sometimes

>>663346655
that's not true. I read everything i could about it and most reputable sources say it is easily contracted sexually and it has nothing to do with a woman being dirty.

>>663336053
My wife and i have HPV. Her nose is always red, she suffers from allergies but is intop of taking her meds for it. She still complains her nose irritates her. Could this be why?

Highschool sweetheart turned out to be a cheating slut. Gave me herpes.

I'm lucky, though. Had a bad outbreak when I contracted it, and then have never had one since, over 15 years ago. I also have had lots of unprotected sex with women (having forewarned them of course) and none of them have caught it.

So I have it, but apparently it's very, very lazy.

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>>663346655
What the fuck is that

>>663347189

not the woman being dirty. YOU being dirty.

it's VERY common for women to have yeast infections. It's not common for otherwise healthy males to get them, even if the chick has one.

It can happen. But is not "very common".

Unless you dont' wash your cock at least once a day. Especially if you don't wash your cock at least once a day after fucking a chick with a raging yeast infection.

But it's not common.

Keep an eye on the dieabeetus.

>>663347107
I feel you man, MSc Comp Sci here, but dat primal feeling

>>663347189

"In penile candidiasis, the causes include sexual intercourse with an infected individual, low immunity, antibiotics, and diabetes. Male genital yeast infections are less common, and incidences of infection are only a fraction of those in women; "

>>663331512
Same boat.

>>663347467
i said fairly common, not very common. i also said it's only happened once. it is fairly common for it to happen to a guy. i never said it was common for it to happen often to the same guy. learn to read.

Well, like 90% of the world I have herpes.

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>>663327154
>Hobbyist here

really miss myredbook.

not as quite as safe to hobby out there as before.

>>663347718
>quotes wikipedia
>teachers never told him not to.

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>>663328317

yep.

for years and years thought I had the genital herps but was dormant. Had something on my dick once after fucking an unclean woman. Doc back then said it didn't sound like the herps but I was positive it was.

Got tested 30 years later (old oldfag here) and found out I don't have the genital herpes after all.

I do get cold sores and I did test positive for it, but no genital. never had another whatever on my dick again after the one time over 30 years ago.

>who doesn't get cold sores after all?

pic not related to me

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>>663324229
Nearly:
>Sexy hot slim 15yo blondie fucking my mate in the back seat while I'm driving but full-on making eye contact with me
>I tell them to cut it out and start driving erratic to make them stop
>She breaks up with him
>Offers to buy me chinese takeout, wants to fuck after dim sum
>Nahbrocantdothattomyfriend.jpg
>she fucks off, mate has chlamidya

>>663343592
Sounds like Nigger AIDS

>>663345553
I'm in a similar boat as you. Redness and swelling around pee hole and would glue shut. I also had painful urination. I think it's yeast because I get some smelly whiff and I think I saw it on my tongue too.

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>>663347261
Anon Nurse: No....your wife's nose is always red probably by a skin pigmentation unless there is redness specifically near the nostrils. Taking allergy medication may not work always because the body may grow custom to some of them, so switching between a few brands over time may actually show some improvement. If no improvement occurs, you may want to try a allergy doctor and consider having allergy shots performed. No, HPV will not cause that redness, but good question thanks for playing

>>663337954

AAMPS are a HELLUVA drug

even better than AMPS

>>663346655
If what I have is a yeast infection, it can come from drinking shit tons of beer.

>>663324229
> Be me, 24/f
> Went to a concert
> Fall in love with lead singer
> Get to know him by coincidence
> Fucked him.
> Excanged numbers.
> Never contacted each other.
> Be sad
> 5 months later
> Got a message from him
> Happy as fuck
> Hey how are you? Btw, i have chlamydia, you should get tested too. bye
> fuck.jpg

Got tested, was negative.
At least he didn't get it from me!

>>663324229
holy shit this thread is still going?
in that case
fucked high school whore with syphilis
got fukken syphilis
treated it early
was /b/ack to normal in no time :)

>>663340949
>>663340696
AHCC
and
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I promise from someone who had warts that just would NOT go away - THIS is the solution.

Your body fights the warts but if your immune system is low or not working great, it takes longer and they keep coming back.

The chemical peel burns and hurts, but destroys the skin and the wart virus.

The AHCC is a supplement thats had a LOT of good results in helping fight off HPV infections.

>also chlamydia twice too
>#1 - myspace military wife. Fucked her dirty, burning pee later
>#2 - fat bitch off okcupid. Sex was great, dirty dirty girl

>>663337631
>bareback is a drug
Brother died of aids: True story. Don't bareback.

>>663347809

but the thing is, it's NOT fairly common for an otherwise healthy male to get a yeast infection

>>663348004

except that 90% of the world doesn't you rationalizing faggot

>>663349171
what band pussy

>>663349171
tits

>>663348084

I know my shit. first thing to easily quote is wikipedia. don't make me turn you into a project, faggot.

>>663349171
or

>>663349171
GTFO

>>663349895
Can't tell. i don't want to ruin his reputation. it's been 2 years, but i still like him a lot.

>>663349171

cunt or get the fuck out

>>663350287
>i don't want to ruin his reputation.

rock star. fucking random chicks. gets chlamydia every now and then.

>that IS his reputation sweetheart

woman gave me herp and hpv. married her, since can't ever touch another. she spends all of both our incomes as fast as it comes in. life is miserable, considering suicide.

>>663349579
I won't bro, not with people I'm not in a relationship with.

Old guy goes into a whorehouse and says "give me a woman with herpes"

The madam finds a whore who will sleep with him despite this weird fetish. After she says "Old timer, I have to confess - I don't really have herpes"

The old guy says "Now you do".

ba dum bum

>>663351134

/thread

>>663339745
>>663340696
>>663340949
>>663349474
You guys can get Podofilox from any doctor to clear the warts up, faggots.

>>663351190
no it's not, you idiot.

>>663340949
Go to sick call, tell them you have skin tags, and when you talk to the doc, ask for podofilox for HPV.

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>>663350671
This is him. The most beautiful man on earth.

>>663348890
Thank you kindly for taking the time to answer. God bless and take care anon.

>>663346179
I did just start dating a new girl when It started, and I am a filthy fucker, I work in drilling and only shower every 2-3 days lol.

>>663351406
>Podofilox
had it, wasnt effective at all.

Also you need to go to a doctor. the TCA linked is cheaper and better.

>faggot

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>>663352064
>random bullshit from the internet
>cheaper and better
>it goes on your dick

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>>663324229
Never, because I don't fuck nasty people

>>663350693

Never heard of HDate huh?

>>663352524
>AHCC has studies showing help with HPV
>TCA has 4 star, 240 reviews, 65% 5star on amazon. Reading comments about HPV and success stories.
>Podofilox STILL goes on your dick and ISNT as effective - or at least wasnt in my case and numerous others online

>Your dick already has shit on it, might as well spend $20 and burn it off yourself instead of going to a doctor, spending way more AND THEN BURNING IT OFF YOURSELF.

>>663353061
Podofilox worked for me, you shill

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>>663324229
Had a UTI once while in Korea. Got dome unprotected, she apparently had bacteria in her mouth. Had to drink gallons of cranberry juice to cure it; it was gone in a few days.

>>663351725
>most beautiful man on earth
I beg to differ, sweetheart

>>663352908

who you kidding? "nasty people" is just a subset of people you don't fuck.

face it, anon, you don't fuck any people.

>>663353201
Didnt work for me or my gf - shes the one who went and got it from the dr too.

I spent $20 on amazon, had it shipped to my door, did the treatments (AND THE AHCC!) and havent seen a single one in 2 years.

Not everyone has insurance or the ability to go to the doctor and have them prescribe more expensive wart burning liquid.

$20 is easy and no matter what you do, you still have to burn them off yourself.

have genital herpes from my ex. she was a hoe. take acyclovir 400 mg when it pops up. i always get weird symptoms when i have an outbreak. Itchy burning skin all over. thinking about getting on valtrax but don't wanna take meds everyday.

anyone else get weird symptoms before or during outbreak?

>>663353449
Oh well. Please show me someone who is more attractive than him. I really mean it.
I feel like a 13 y/o fangirl whenever i see his face or hear his voice. Damn his charisma. I can't even listen to their music anymore because of that.
Help me to fall out of love.

>>663330402
LOL

>>663353464
Yes i do, but i take it you're one of these pleb who fucked a bunch of random bitches without a condom so keep scratching those crabs

>>663324507
It's a dude. Post-op.

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>>663353854

you can feel it coming on. gets itchy.

take your acyclovir when it gets itchy before it pops up and you won't get it

Get Valtrex. you don't have to take it every day. just take it when itch starts. 2 pills twice a day for 1 day. 4 pills and you're done.

>a "friend" told me

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>>663354055
>Help me to fall out of love.

he fucks random grils and gets STDs.

what more do you need to know?

>>663354055
I feel ya...I felt that way about the lead singer of Nine Inch Nails, Trent Reznor. nice dubs by the way

>>663354229

I'm one of those ones who fucked whores without a condom.

get your shit str8 m8

No, but I had shingles once, and my wife thought I was cheating and wouldn't sex me for a couple of months. She has really nice tits though.

>>663354660

I want to fuck you like an animal

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>>663354804
Dumbass

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>>663354927

for you fuckers who don't ahve shingles yet, you can get a vaccine to keep from ever getting it.

they might tell you that you're too young but that only is because your insurance won't pay. you can still get it. Cost maybe 200.

Ask Anon, he'll tell you shingles is so fucking horrible you would spend $200 for 10 minutes of relief when you have it.

>medfag here

>i got the vaccine despite being "too young"

>>663354952
I want to feel you from the inside

>>663354473
I get full body tingling and itching not just on the outbreak site makings me freak out i got something more.

>>663324229
That pussy looks fucked up man. Like nothing about that makes me want to stick my dick in it.

>>663355312
When are you old enough to get it? Just asking

>>663354655
I tried to keep that in mind the next time i met him. After the concert i saw him and said "Hey, how are you? I liked your gig, me and my friends had lots of fun" and he was absolutely happy to see me, hugged me and kept me by his side even when fans came close and talked to him. one dude asked him if i were his girlfriend and he said "dude, have you ever seen more beautiful eyes than hers? i bet you haven't. I'm totally into her"

It was a nice way to dodge the girlfriend question without saying that he only wants to fuck me, i know. BUT STILL.

I'm going to see him again in may. god damn it.

>>663355856

they pay for the vaccine after age 55 or 60 or some such shit.

but you can get the vaccine any time if you pay.

trust me, you'll spend $200 on lotions the first time you get it hoping for seconds of relief.

>>663324507
Homer Simpson.

>>663339745
Its probably just jocks itch you can buy cream for that in walmart

>>663356046

post eyes or get the fuck out

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>>663356046

he made you feel special. in the moment.

find a guy who will make you feel special all the time.

>>663324229
>twice
>never again

>>663356245
Cool. Thanks, man

>2008
>just turned 19
>raging bottom gay whore
>been fucking a few guys i know from school who were gay since i was 15
>all average dicks
>find out about craigslist
>post ad for big cock
>nigger replies
>meet nigger at hotel
>says he is into dom/sub
>handcuffs me, gagged, collar and lead
>hour of painful but amazing sex
>put a condom on initially, took it off halfway through and dangled it infront of my eyes while I was pinned down so i couldnt do anything
>finish, flip out, didnt contact him after that
>get text a month later
>nigger has tested positive for HIV, i should get checked
>get checked
>negative

Feel like I've dodged a bullet there, seriously though; niggers, never again

Caught HIV from best friend's dad. Never told anyone. Hasn't progressed to AIDs yet. Fucking around with both sexes before I off myself.

>>663339076
I haven't had sex in 27 years....

>>663331512
I have the herp too. Don't care as much as I used to

>>663327154
>hobbyist
Isn't that what dudes who frequent different types of "massage" parlors call them selves

>>663357093

bet half these permavirgin faggots here would fuck you anyway. because sex.

>>663357157
>I haven't had sex in 27 years....

get yourself a whore for your 28th birthday

>>663356780

yeah it's almost like society has been warning you to stay away from them your entire life

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>>663357157
I'm 21 lol

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>>663357317

or any kind of whores. yes.

hobbyist. monger.

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I have at what I believe to be at least 2 different straings of HPV and herpes type 2.

Herpes is actually not that bad, it's the auto-immune diseases it can cause that are a motherfucker.

Picture related... took them about 5 minutes ago.

Ask me anything.

>>663357732
Why did you let a buck nigger fuck your ass?

>>663357732
Chicks and dudes likely won't notice. Keep on keepin on. Spread the love.

>>663357732

doesn't look like the herps to me.

>are you sure?

>>663349171
>Excanged numbers
b8 b8 b8

>>663357335
I'd gladly help them out. They might as well die non-virgins, even if it's from AIDs

>>663324229
Had an itchy rash on my dick at christmas but it's gone now. Don't know how I got it.

>>663324229

Nasty post op dude

>>663345390
Strange. Molluscum is strictly a skin disease, and clears up in a year or two. I wasn't aware that it laid dormant in your system.

>>663356391
Don't be so harsh. Here they are. In bright daylight (or screenlight) they look nice, otherwise just plain blue.

>>663356555
I totally know that. Even back then i knew it.
i've found myself a man who makes me feel special all the time, that's why it's absolutely annoying to still have this feeling towards him.

I won't go to his concert without friends who take care of me, even if my brain blacks out. it's just sad.

>>663358429
Probably that dog you fucked the week before.

>>663357388
I'm not socially adept enough to procure a professional pleasure-giver.

>>663358690
prob

>>663358536

guessing it was dormant on my skin for a very short period of time. close proximity to when I fucked the asian whore.

pretty sure the wife isn't fucking around. I'm the slutbag here.

>>663358192
it's white because I have to keep my dick head covered in hydrocortisone cream in the "off season" to keep balanitis circinata under control. One of many health issues indirectly caused by herpes.

>>663358032
>>663357938
I'm a 0 on the kinsey scale. 35 years old and I've never touched another mans dick.

You're right tho, chicks don't notice. I can freeze off the hpv, but I only do that when I know I'll be out of commission for a while.

>>663357732

The left image looks more like Fordyce spots. Has it been confirmed?

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>>663358556
oops, here it is.

>>663358556
>Here they are. In bright daylight (or screenlight) they look nice, otherwise just plain blue.

you forgot to attach pic related

>>663356046

I feel bad for any guy other than "him" in your life. Jesus.

>>663359059
I'd give you HIV

>>663328317
Sadly yes. Still don't know if I got it from rape and gave it to my boyfriend, or if my boyfriend gave it to me and we both got symptoms at the same time. But it kind of sucks, hardly ever get outbreaks. Have had it for almost 2 years now. Kind of makes me scared to ever have to find another partner if that time does come. Always an awkward thing to tell someone and will most likely leave me single for a long time.

I had genital warts when I was 16 and got them treated... I'm 28 now and haven't had a wart since then, and have no had a single person I've slept with in the past develop warts... I've fucked enough women that if that shit were to come back and haunt me, it would have done so by now probably more than once.

And if you're referring to HPV, you're a fucking idiot.

i had hiv once, it sucked

>>663358892
and to further elaborate... when I was 19... I was 100% healthy. I could eat anything, played all the sports in high school... was pretty much invincible so I thought... caught herpes and directly after started getting all kinds of other weird symptoms that I just associated with herpes. The initial outbreak was almost constant for the first YEAR. Surprised I didn't off myself. The auto-immune disease it triggered is far worse than the herpes, though.

My best friend caught mono in highschool (another form of the herpes virus). He now has recurrent infections and fibromyalgia as a result.

Herpes is implicated in a TON of diseases. It's a bitch.

>>663359342
You can't get herpes from stare rape despite what the feminazis say

>>663359516

>i had hiv once, it sucked
>i had hiv once,
>had once
>had
>once

>it sucks

FTFY

>>663358925
Yes. Initially they looked like the cauliflower warts. After freezing them off... they came back as brownish looking freckles. I have frozen them off before too. Both the warts and the "freckles" have come back.

>>663358880
Unless you were having a threesome, it's unlikely.

>>663358777

nice trips.

protip: use a site like backpage, cityvibe, erosguide or nightshift.co

nightshift is good because it has reviews so you can see what you're getting before you buy.

here's how to do it right:

1) get a throwaway phone from any drug store for like $30.

2) find whore on whore website, preferably with favorable, believable reviews of said whore

3) call whore. don't say anything seuxal. "I would like to see you. when are you available?"

4) whore will probably give you address close to where whore is staying and tell you to call when you get there

5) get there. call whore. whore will give you final directions to the last 50 to 500 feet of your journey.

6) knock on door. enter. follow her lead. she may hug you or kiss you. probably not.

7) place money on dresser or other location. dont' say anything about it.

8) accept offer to take shower if whore makes offer. even if you just showered. it will make whore happy and feel like you are clean. more likely to get better time from whore

9) follow whore's lead. if she wants to start with massage, start with massage. if she lets you approach her, hug and kiss her.

10) have good time.

11) accept offer of shower again.

12) leave

13) rinse, wring, repeat

>>663359823
not even close

>>663359059

nice eyes would fuck your mouth hard and deep until I came straight down your throat / 10

>I'm only serious

>>663346655
why would you still be living with that shit, just off yourself and stop suffering.

>>663359856
>>>663358925

btw, I have fordyce spots too... not even closely related.

condylomata acuminata, which have a “cauliflower-like” appearance
papular warts, which are dome-shaped papules 1-4 millimeters in diameter
keratotic warts, which have a thick, “crust-like” layer
flat-topped papules, which can look like a freckle or might be slightly raised from the surface of the skin

>>663359921
>take shower in whore's hotel.
no thank you, I dont want the whore running off with my money, or their pimps coming in and beating me for more money.

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Second girl I ever fucked, I contracted a cold sore on mouth. Got tested, negative.

Banged some broad I met on Tinder, and ex girlfriend. Develop smart warts on shaft of dick.
Hope they would go away, after a a year, they worsen. Finally go to doctor, get tested (negative), tell me I have molluscum contagiosum and to get them frozen off. Not really painful.
Just got a sore on my pubic area; haven't had sex in over a year.

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>>663351725

You mean Ben Metzner?

Looks like a douche to me.

>>663359564
what kind of weird symptoms. I'm setting body itches and burning and tingling sensations. and its freaking me out but i just got insurance and haven't been to a dr yet.

>>663360496
I had molluscum contagiosum on my elbow. That shit is nasty looking, they dont really itch or anything, just ugly as shit.

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>>663360422
>>663359856
>>663358925

Here's what the cauliflower type warts look like before I freeze them off.

>>663338298

I LIKED THIS

>>663360422
Ah, I guess I misread the post. I thought it was a different virus on each image.
But am I right if the non-brown bumps on the image to the left are fordyce spots?

>>663359921
Backpage is horrible, I don't know about those others, but backpage is filled with scams and low rent stock.

If you aren't going to pros who ask for references you are fucking the dregs of society that care more about their next meth fix than being healthy, not arrested, not beaten up.

"How do I get a reference?" go through an agency your first time out- they tend to be a bit more of a rip off but consider it an entry fee.

After that I only play around with casual pros. Ones that don't make a career out of it. Not saying they are or are not anymore clean than backpage, but backpage is just horrible... at least for larger cities. Maybe smallerish towns/unknown places its fine.

>>663360772
Then you know where I'm coming from. Doctor said I caught it from sexual contact. I can only imagine the wart-ridden pussy.

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>>663360545

I shall play you the song of my people!

>>663360913
Then give it a thumbs up, bro!

>>663360486
>>>663359921 (You)
>>take shower in whore's hotel.
>no thank you, I dont want the whore running off with my money, or their pimps coming in and beating me for more money.

you're right, I forgot important step

5.5) only take the money you will spend on whore with you. don't take wallet. don't take watch. don't take wedding ring.

and if you did #2 right, you don't have to worry about getting robbed. you found a well reviewed, safe whore.

you're more likely to get robbed and have pimp involved if you 1) go to craigslist 2) don't find reviews 3) are a cheap faggot and try to get whore for $30 when all others are charing $150.

trust me, take shower if whore offers it. otherwise she will treat you as dirty and you will not have as good a time.

you want to make whore comforable with the experience. if she thinks you are cop, you won't get fucked and she will probably keep your money anyway.

>>663360610
the body itches (feels like little pin pricks all over or that your skin is crawling)... the burning in your back/neck/spine is also the herpes.... it takes refuge and wreaks havoc on your central nervous system.

The other weird symptoms are related to the type of autoimmune disease I have as a direct result of herpes, which are far too many to list and not at all 'directly' related to herpes. If you just caught the herp, you won't notice any crazy shit right away anyway. Just the burning/tingling/itching/achy body shit

>>663359921
The only whore I will pay for sex in professional pornstars. What site do I go to to find out if they are in my city, I know their rates are high as shit but fuck I want that story and it will fill my faps for years to come from just the thought. I would love to fuck Remy Lacroix, Riley Ried, Gianna Micheals, or Dakota James.

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>>663360992

original whore-advice-giving-anon here.

can't argue with you. but backpage is still better than craigslist.

but then again I know what I'm doing. I know how to read past the bullshit and find the orgs I know and trust.

yeah, now that you mention it, you're right. I go to backpage just to find the latest phone number of whores I already know. not to find new whores, unless from an organization I already know.

but those are whores I already knew after extensive reviews on myredbook.com or adultfax.com. both of which are gone now - shut down by FBI. feels man.

>I was idito briefly

>>663357732
Where you from?

>>663361248
Sorry if that was confusing.

The auto-immune disease I have (undifferentiated spondyloarthopathy) was viral induced by herpes.

The symptoms of the AI disease, are not directly related to herpes.

Essentially it goes like this. Herpes fucks your CNS. Your body isn't perfect at fighting it... immune system goes apeshit trying to rid your body of the foreign invader... defense level 1000....attack! healthy cells be damned...

>>663348027
Amsterdam red light district ?
Ah, the memories

>>663361770
>Gianna Micheals

I don't know best place to find pornstar whores.

use the google?

>>663360545
He's not. Have you seen his smile? How could he ever be a douche? Just kidding.
I should stop now. If I don't distract myself now, I'll probably be in a bad mood for the next few days. Have a nice day/night!

>>663361828
South Central USA

>>663362265
so Herpes Lupus

>>663361770
>Riley Ried

"Unfortunately she does not provide companionship. One of our reporters reached out to her on social media a long time ago, but got shut down quite fast inquiring about a possible escort date. It saddens us that this cutie does not provide like many of her colleagues do, but we here at P4E absolutely respect her decision and therefore will not publish false information that she does or entertain rumours based on empty speculation.

Although an Riley Reid escort date would be hot stuff and things that dreams are made of, currently it is simply not possible. "

>>663361802

No worries. I can see where backpage might be useful for smaller towns so I can't say completely and I do know "local talent" will post to backpage, I get where you are coming from.

I just wince looking and BP or CL and 90% of it is stolen pictures with bread trails that lead to the hood.

Ahh, tip for the other guys. A good place to "dip your toe in the water" is massage parlors. Not for full service, but it can be a nice stop gap to get used to the idea.

I bring them up because BP IS where you want to go to find them - Most are "fly by season" establishments that keep opening/closing but are essentially run by the same people.

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>>663362628
>>>663361770
>>Riley Ried

>>663355312
Is shingles related to chicken pox med fag ?

>>663362521
Have you had girlfriends after this? Do you tell them and how do they take it?

>>663361770

I don't know how doable "straight to a porn star" would be- it would probably have to be Las Vegas or something. Porn Stars sometimes set aside a couple of days when "they are in town" to subsidize their vacation or whatever - but they tend to be obnoxiously expensive for "what you get". I'd rather spend $600+ on a high class pro than $600+ on a porn star.

There is also Australia.

>>663363091
not a medfag, but yes.

>>663362813

Massage Parlor How To

1) find review site like rubmaps or similar that has critical mass of reviews for your area

2) pick massage parlor known for giving out 'extras'

3) go to massage parlor

3.5) only take in the money you are spending. no wallet. no watch. no wedding ring.

4) always accept offer for shower if given. you want them to be comfortable and think of you as clean

4.5) lay on table naked. put towel over your ass.

5) make light conversation. nothing personal or intrusive.

6) be prepared to answer questions like "have you been here before?" lie and say "yes". and "what do you do for a living". give an answer that is not "vice cop". don't freak out. she just wants to know if you are cop. be ready with a lie, the truth, whatever.

7) during massage have your arms dangling off table. when she comes within easy arm reach, gently touch her leg. if she doesn't give any resistance, you can lightly stroke her leg.

leg touching and her willingness to accept is the signal to her that you know what you're doing and you will be wanting "extras". her willingness to let you touch her leg is a good sign. it's not a guarantee extras are on the menu, but it is likely. on the other hand it is almost a 100% guarantee extras are NOT offered if she steps away and won't let you touch her leg.

8) she'll ask you to flip over. she'll probably make the move for your junk or ask what you want. answer with hand signals, not words. if you want a hand job, do the jerking off hand motion. if you want to try for a blow job, just point to your mouth.

9) she may negotiate tip in advance. she may ask you how much you'll pay then counter wiht something higher.

depends on your area but a decent starting point is: $40 for hand job only. $60 if you get to touch her tits and/or pussy naked or through clothes $80 or $100 for blow job

that's a tip on top of the house fee you paid

10) enjoy

>>663357732
Do you tell people you have this? What do they say?

>>663324229
I've had chlamydia like three times, I got condylomata acuminata but it don't show, maybe got HIV fucked to TS without condom in the last 6 months. Life is good.

>>663363091

indeed it is

herpes family virus

>>663364052
I think they'd find out.

>>663360992
100% this just got into banging escorts and if they don't have a screening process and reviews then I would not suggest doing it

>>663324229
anon, this fat pussy is too delicious to not give sauce. please, anon, give sauce.

>>663364565
Homer Simpson.

>>663363283
mostly after I got the AI under control. shit was unreal before I got that diagnosed. almost offed myself. once life was tolerable living again I didn't look back or dwell in the past. I didn't bring it up with any chicks.

you know what really is annoying as hell?

fucking scabies, those little itchy bastards had me for three months
need to wash everything and spray stupid anti scabies shit and rub fucking anti scabies lotion all on my body
makes everything sore

still not sure if i ain't got one or two of these motherfuckers left on my skin

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>>663364020

Massage Parlor How To Part Two

One last word on massage parlors. Of those that offer "extras" many will only do hand job. the vast majority will probably only do hand jobs. but this is highly dependent on the local massage parlors and customs.

in my area, the San Francisco Bay Area, that is true. 80% are hand job only. It is usually true of the entire establishment. they have rules they enforce and word travels fast if they break the rules.

as with anything, your milage may vary.

that's why review sites are so important. you learn if any extras are offered and whether you can get what you want. if you're looking for a blow job, find a place that offers them.

About massage parlor blow jobs. It's usually going to be covered and very often it's covered with Reynold's Wrap (plastic wrap) not even a condom. they don't want to have condoms on the premises.

also, they are very likely to not blow you to completion. they'll stop after a few minutes to try to jack you off.

that's why escorts and "asian apartment massage parlors" are so much better. you can get a whore who will blow you for an hour and milk every drop of cum. you almost never get that at a storefront massage parlor. You won't get it from every escort or every AAMP, but that's why you read reviews and find out what a given whore offers to most mongers.

>>663335458
The latest research shows that body defeats the hpv virus within 2 years. If you have gone 2 years without a wart, you're fine.

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>>663349171
The band is Chiodos

>>663337938
>contracted the virus
>MRSA is a bacteria
wonder what she caught then

>>663365249
yeah man scabies sucks
I got it from a cheap motel I stayed at,
took forever to clean everything, and gave it to a fuck buddy.

>>663365483
Not true. There are countless strains of HPV and they are discovering new ones (including new STD's in general) all the time. To lump them all together, in addition to the million variables the human body produces, to make such a claim is foolish.

Got HSV2, but whatever. Never had a breakout, just a positive blood test.

>>663365483
Once you have HPV, you have it for life. It's a VIRUS. Just because the visible warts disappear, doesn't mean you're cured or can't infect others.

>>663367185

not all viruses are for life.

you don't have the cold for life. you don't have the flu for life. you don't even necessarily have hepatitis B for life.

there are some viruses your body fights off and then they are gone forever.

now that having been said, I don't know about HPV. anon said recent evidence says you can fight it off and be rid of it. don't know if that's true.

tl;dr: lesson on viruses in general

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>>663366507
OMG I'm not a pathologist, I'm a anon-nurse. Sorry for terminology. She had a cut from a rock, it was infected with MRSA. What else you want?

>>663362446
Pathetic

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>>663324229
big pussy thread?

>>663362874

Bad lighting can make anybody look bad.

>>663356780
>niggers
>not even once

Late to the thread, but my balls have been itching for 2 months and a half now. I've used regular jock itch cream and some anti itch cream... Though it helps, it still seems to itch sometimes. Help?

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>>663350693
Can we hear more about that cluster fuck?

>>663369780
It sounds like shit fam.

>>663365249

Been there. Took me 4-6 weeks to clear up. The FWB that gave it to me cleared up in about a week. But, then again, she was 20 and I was 50.